hacking
it could refer to the vicious shin-kicking move in rugby
the area within Heitzing, Austria
the Canadian philosophiser Mr Hacking
or the mutant fish otherwise known as The Orcbeast
ok, I made that last one up
but the rest are actually legit
nowadays, when people think of hacking
they usually think of the common TV trope of a
geeky, yet exceedingly attractive actor
staring intensely at a computer screen
touch typing like a boss
and immediately gaining access to anything
within the tech world within seconds
it's very sexy
a bit like the light, magnesium chassis on my laptop
sexy
I have no idea what it is or why
but, it's sexy
narrowing it down to the computer universe
there's still multiple forms of hacking
probably cause the word sounds cool
techies use it for generally finding creative ways
to get over limitations to do stuff
but
the one you're likely thinking of
is security hacking
where people like Elliot from Mr Robot
find flaws in computer systems
or networks and use them for their own means
right now?
yeah, I'm on it
wait
Windows is... Updating
those hackers wear a lot of hats
not literally, I mean, I don't know
I don't go prying into their belongings
I'm not a monster
you see what I did there?
but, metaphorically
so, the white hats are the goody two shoes
they do it for the good reasons
black hats are the doom lords
they do it for the bad reasons
grey hats are indecisive
they're somewhere in between
don't know what's going on there
blue hats
are ones outside of a company
that are used to bug test things inside of a company
so they're kind of like slave worms
and then 'hacktivist' is an actual word
used to describe actual hacker activists
at least one tech related thing from Arrow was accurate
hackers have done a lot of cool shiz in the past
a lot of poop shiz
kind of done all the shiz
you may remember when Ashley Madison got hacked
or Adobe, or Tumblr
it makes the news, not quite as much as the Kardashians
but it's still pretty big
some other interesting hacks
are when British Intelligence Service MI6
hacked a Muslim preacher's magazine
and swapped out an article on how to make pipe bombs
with cupcake recipes
then when Vogue Magazine UK got hacked
to show dinosaurs wearing hats, because
you know how much hackers like their hats
and my personal favourite
when the Burger King Twitter account
got hacked to show
rather than 'Burger King' as their title and logo
McDonalds
so, what's changed exactly?
generally when there is a flaw in a computer system
network, or person running it
it could be hacked
thought you'd charge me for my online pizza order
didn't you?
well you were mistaken
and hackers can actually do a lot of damage
but let's not forget
computer systems, computer networks
and the people running them
are not the only ones with flaws
that's right
I'm taking you right down
where you belong
wait
no, no, no, no, no, no
I left out a semicolon
no no no!
now I've got a song coming up next
which is a Mr Robot inspired hacking song
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I woke up early in the morning
couldn't sleep cause my neighbour was snoring
so loud the Dark Army couldn't hold it
even Evil Corp suits couldn't shush it
I missed the elevator
he hit the close button
I watched the doors shut
as I ran for them
then he took the last raspberry doughnut
I didn't start this
it was his fault
I watched him on his iPad over his shoulder
I was gonna hack him worse than 5/9, do him over
he was messing with the wrong programmer
his ass was Ctrl Alt Delete
done for, done for
type, compile, run code
can't control my Python script
it's grip is deadly it's
so sad, Baymax
in ninja mode, attack
he stepped into the danger zone
I'm God! And now he's gonna get owned
did you have any private data, data?
cause you don't any more now do ya, do ya?
how do you like your new Twitter default picture?
thought that dick pic really did suit ya, suit ya
drop the mic
take that
thought you were Allsafe but
you got hacked
you got hacked
thought he'd learn his lesson, change his routine
switch his ways, be proper, good and things
but that night he messed up the plumbing
the smell kept me up, it was stronger than morphine
and then he took his junk, filled my litter bin
so I didn't have room to stick nothing in
not just a mistake but something bigger
a bug in his brain that needs a reset
this war was so so far from over
the prick didn't know that I left a back door
he was messing with the wrong programmer
his ass was Ctrl Alt Delete
done for, done for
type, compile, run code
can't control my Python script
it's grip is deadly it's
so sad, Baymax
in ninja mode, attack
he stepped into the danger zone
I'm God! And now he's gonna get owned
did you have any private data, data?
cause you don't any more now, do ya, do ya?
your LinkedIn's looking super, super
Satan worshipper? Yeah, that's gotta be ya
drop the mic
take that
thought you were Allsafe but
you got hacked
drop the mic
take that
thought you were Allsafe but
you got hacked
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