Tonight is the night to be little rascals.
With Bryan amongst others.
Me and a lot of others.
Fun people.
First we'll have dinner at Cabana.
And we'll also get drunk there.
Now, the...
Open the door.
Ruined the whole shot.
Yeah.
...best driver of...
...the Antilles is picking us up.
And his name is John.
No, I'll have the chicken.
We're sat at the big long table.
The skirt steak.
What did you say?
The squirt steak.
What did you just say to him?
Oh no, this is going to be one amusing night.
Do you find him attractive?
Do you want me to say this on camera?
Ok, no, I'll turn it off.
It's off.
She's married. -Married?
Right? That's what he just said.
This is the worst.
As long as I don't end up on tv.
What can I get you?
I'll also have the squirt steak.
Squirt steak, nice.
You like that don't you?
Also?
Yeah he likes it too.
We've got no time to waste, we have to drink.
All he wants is tequila.
In the mean time we ate our dinner.
It took a little long, in the end I only had some fries.
Now we're boozing.
Tequila is like adding water to the wine.
Nothing but tequila.
Disgusting.
It was a great party.
Bryan is still there.
I pulled a Houdini.
Which means saying goodbye to the most important people and then disappear.
I'm here with Lynn.
One of the best drivers of Curaçao.
She's speeding, man.
Not at all.
Nah, she's doing really well.
I do need to pay attention.
Yes dear, you have to...
...pay attention.
It's still really early though.
But the club closes at like 1, 1.30am.
And of course I can linger around...
But we're going to have a drink in our apartment, right?
Just some apple juice.
Apple juice.
Or Fristi.
Apple juice or Fristi.
I have it all.
I'll see you guys tomorrow.
Tomorrow we'll go swimming with dolphins.
Crazy bastards.
It's sick, they don't have alcohol checks here.
The rules in traffic just make themselves.
I think it's awesome.
Tomorrow morning we'll be swimming with dolphins, so I have to get up in five hours.
Good morning.
Good morning Bryan.
I already told you.
We're swimming with dolphins today.
We have to hurry, we only got thirty minutes left.
In the pimp mobile.
Which is super hot.
Come with us.
We're gonna into the water in a minute.
On a boat, which will take us into open water.
We'll get on there.
Sail for a bit.
We'll stop where we need to be and let the dolphin come to us.
At which point we'll go into the water.
Right size?
Yes.
Sick.
His face says: 'When you're in the water, I'll bite.'
Yeah he doesn't like you.
Nothing in my pockets.
Three, two, one.
Dear, give me a kiss.
Thank you, see you tomorrow.
Thank you.
Such a great experience.
Dude.
Dude!
Quickly eat in our apartment.
Come on.
A beautiful...
...hot...
...sunny day...
...on Curaçao.
It's...
...day five.
It's Friday.
The day I do my show tonight.
And on this day we got up super early.
But with good reason, Bryan join me.
Pretending to be tourists, right?
Watch your head.
Toady we are swimming with turtles.
And we'll also look at some pretty places north of the island.
I'll bring my camera.
Only thing I brought. Sunscreen.
And cigarettes.
Good morning.
You ok?
For sure, you?
Hello gayboys.
What are we gonna do?
Beers for on the road.
I see.
This is our stop for beers.
Are you feeling sick already, or is that coconut allright?
I can handle it.
See you in a bit.
Let's do quick introductions.
Who are you?
My name is Dirk, Funk D, and tonight we'll party at Cocomo and you'll be there too.
Syd will be there and Ken. Do you want me to lotion your back, I don't care.
We'll do all kinds of homo erotic stuff.
So much fun.
For sure.
Ok, ugly?
Tell us who you are.
I'm Tony's agent in Belgium.
Let's turn for the light.
People will have a better look at your pretty face.
I'm Tony's agent in Belgium.
I'm super muscular.
I don't have a lot to say really.
On this beautiful morning.
And the last one.
I'm Hans, from the Miles.
I live here on Curaçao.
And I will be rubbing sun lotion on your managers back.
It's all backwards.
With your pink glasses.
It's all just a bit different.
Come, take off some clothes.
My dad does that too, wear silly glasses.
Reading glasses.
They're only ten euros at the shop.
Sweety.
It feels good.
I told you guys before.
People kept telling me: 'You have to go to the blue room.'
And now we're here, sort of.
And behind us is Captain Goodlife, who is some sort of a legend.
An icon of this island.
And he is taking us to the blue room.
Come, come. -Nice.
We'll go snorkeling on three different places.
We'll go to the blue room, then to a shipwreck and after to the Buddha caves.
You can also snorkel there, you can go round.
Nice.
Hold on tight, we're gonna fly.
Ok wait.
We're going in.
Into the blue room.
Hallelujah.
Ok, this was number one.
Now we'll go to number two, a shipwreck.
It was owned by my dad.
And I made it sink when I was called Captain Eric.
Happened twenty-six years ago.
And now I bury people there.
I already buried 37 people there.
They give me the ashes.
And we scatter them onto the ship.
Yes, my daughter is there too.
There's a pyramid under water.
We're going snorkeling again, which is amazing. But I'm out of breath so quickly.
Ok, ride number two, there is a really big boat here.
I'm curious.
60 meters that boat.
60 meter boat, dude.
Let's party.
How do your ears handle that?
Number two is done, on to number three.
What was that again?
The Buddha's.
These are the Buddha caves.
There's a Buddha under water.
A Buddha under water.
We're going in?
There's one under water, but look there, all the little ones.
Under water there is Shiva.
From the Hindus.
They give me there statuettes and I put them there. All the religions get their own cave.
And that's how you create tourism.
You have to invent these things.
Can you go there?
Yeah, you can jump in.
You can do it.
That wasn't so bad.
And this is your restaurant?
Yes.
Party every night?
We'll cook, when my wife comes back from school, she'll cook for you.
Great.
We're having so much fun.
Great vibes.
Ok, I make orange fries, my invention.
And Ceasar salad, all plates look pretty.
You can see the plates on Facebook, it's just amazing.
And affordable.
I'm not a con, I'm here to make you happy.
I want to thank you.
You're the boss.
Thanks for this.
Good luck with your DJ-ing.
Cocomo tonight.
Cocomo tonight? Maybe I can sail the boat there.
When there's a full moon.
That would be great.
Thanks so much.
We're at... What's this called, babe?
Piskado Bay.
And we got here I thought: 'Ok, nice, but I already saw some amazing stuff.'
But now there are all these turtles in the water.
And Bryan is already in there.
If you can see.
That old walrus.
So from now on the GoPro will take over and you'll see what I see.
We had a nice lunch at Cocomo.
I had three croquettes.
Bryan had some fries.
We're off for a little interview at dolfijn fm.
Which is the biggest radiostation here.
Promotin tonight.
And then we'll have a disconap.
Because it will be a very long night and I'm super excited.
There are goats everywhere.
So dolfijn fm, radio interview.
The squad and I arrived.
At...
...dolfijn fm.
How happy are you with this view?
Very happy.
Right?
I think it's super pretty.
Look at this.
...I can get enough women.
What do I know.
Yeah really?
For sure.
Is that how it happens?
Also.
What is your most embarrassing, no actually naughty moment...
..the most improper proposal you had, Dirk?
The most improper proposal, we were just talking about that.
There was this chick who said: 'why don't you fuck me in the ass tonight.'
So I was like: 'Huh?'
Out of nowhere. -That was a dude.
Yeah, ok that was a dude, but we wouldn't mention that.
Sorry I forgot.
We wouldn't say that and now this...
Ok, it was Perry.
I can't help it.
Bye.
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