Ramses Naguib presents
Lubna Abdel Aziz
With Roushdy Abaza
With Roushdy Abaza
Location: Nasibyan Studios
Musical Score: Aly Ismail
Distribution: Arab Film Co.
Dialogue: Saad ElDin Wahba
Director of Photography: Aly Hassan
Production: Ramses Naguib
Directed by Fateen Abdel Wahab
"Luxor Airport"
"Luxor Airport"
"United Arab Airlines"
Sir!
Welcome, Sir
Thank you, Fathi
Welcome
I'm sure of what I'm saying
When I say there's petroleum, then there is
This region is full of treasures
The high dam and the petroleum wells
And who knows what else if we searched
We could find mines of coal, gold, silver...
That's enough!
Enough what?
Petroleum is enough, if we find it
You have doubts?
I have nothing at all
You're a defeatist
I'm a what?
Never mind
Get ready to go to the site
What site?
The petroleum site
Oh, okay
I'm a defeatist you nihilist?
You're ignorant
Stop...
This tampering...
In the human heritage
Stop...
This farce
A sissy engineer...
Not sissy
Write "narrow-minded"
"Narrow minded" engineer
Bothers...
The sleep...
Of the great Pharaohs
Alleging that he...
Is searching...
For petroleum
What's this guy's name?
His name is Sami
Sami Fouad
Gave me this paper so I'd remember his name
- Keep in mind, Metwalli - Yes
This job should be done today
- Okay - Come on, get ready
- Okay - Hurry up!
Welcome, Sir
Hello
All workers are ready?
Ready and set
Are they in good health?
Good, thank God
I don't want any laziness
Okay, Sir
You're the criminal? You're the murderer?
You?
You're the murderer? The murderer of history?
You're the criminal who digs the grave?
And destroys the graves of brides of the Nile?
Brides of what, Mister? Talk straight!
Where's the paper?
His name is Sami, Sami Fouad from El Menya
This Menya thing is what exposed everything
Exposed what, Mister?
A conspiracy
Conspiracy?
He's from El Menya...
Then, he's from the 9th family descendants
And the 9th family...
Used to despise the 6th family...
That built the cemetery Of the bride of the Nile
After thousands of years
A descendant comes now...
To complete his ancestors' message?
Over my dead body!
Where's the engineer?
The engineer?
He's that guy over there,Mister
Thank you
You criminal!
Murderer and destroyer of human heritage!
Thief of immortality!
Agent of the 9th family!
Explain, what do you want?
What do I want?
I want to prevent the biggest crime in history
To stop an idiot like you
from destroying immortality
What immortality, man? Leave me alone!
Leave you? How could I?
And let you destroy the brides of the Nile?
What are you talking about?
Leave me alone, you lunatic!
Hey, somebody...
Take this crazy man off of me!
I'm crazy, you destroyer of the human heritage?
I'm crazy?
Yes, you are!
Sorry, Sir he will stop drilling
How can I stop drilling?
Stop it!
Stop it? Okay!
And I will ask for a command to stop drilling
And from the ministry!
That's right, Sir And I'll stay right here
To make sure no one drills
Is that so? Thank you!
I didn't introduce myself
I'm Dr. Hassan
An archaeologist
And discoverer of why 3rd Tohtomos was cross-eyed
This is my student and secretary
Lili Abdel Wahed Ohmos
Nice to meet you, I'm Fouad
Fouad Ramses, Sir
Nice to meet you
Thank you, Sir
Goodbye, Miss
What's this about, Mister Ramses? Explain to me!
You agent of the 9th family!
What 9th family?
It's not the time for it, come on, start drilling
Okay
Hello! Yes, Miss?
I'm Calling to Cairo
I'm on the line
Didi, how are you and your father?
All fine? I'm fine
We started today, God help
Is that possible?
Find petroleum in the first day?
Tell me, what did you do about the villa?
I found an amazing villa
at the beginning of Haram St.
It's not bad
Two rooms downstairs and three upstairs
And when are you going to call me?
Every night, sweetheart
Good night
I finished the report, I'll sleep immediately
Goodbye, love
Goodbye
Sons of the great Pharaohs...
Save the heritage
From the destroyers' hands
The lunatics
No... not lunatics
Make it...
Only destroyers
How can you be sleeping here
and there are guards And the driller gets stolen
That needs 20 men at least
To move it from its place
Excuse me for saying this, Sir
But this whole region is haunted
Haunted?
You mean by ghosts?
We heard that from our fathers and grandfathers
Mister Rashwan
What's wrong, Abdullah?
The west well was backfilled
Backfilled? How?
We woke up and found it backfilled?
The ghosts who stole the driller
Probably backfilled it
Stop this nonsense, it's surely him
Who's he?
Dr. Hassan
Dr. Hassan and that girl with him...
Can backfill the well and move the driller?
The doctor must be Hercules
Stay here and don't move before I come back
Come with me
Come in
Listen to what I'm saying mister
It's not worth all this, okay?
What else did the gas guy do?
I'm the gas guy!
I'm Sami Fouad, anything else?
You? You tricked me...
You're a fraud and a liar!
I don't want any cursing
I'm warning you, I gave the workers an order
If any of you came near the site
He'll be thrown to the sea
What sea? Assaulter...
of your ancestors agent of the 9th...
Stop cursing, this isn't a joke
Of course it isn't
I want to tell you something,
if we didn't find the driller
I'll call the police
What driller?
That you stole
Shame on you
I stole a driller?
No, the ghosts did!
Maybe...
What happened to the gas well?
Backfilled
Backfilled?
The driller was stolen
The well was backfilled
The driller was stolen
The well was backfilled
The driller was stolen
The well was backfilled
The driller was stolen
The well was backfilled
Layla, are you following?
The driller was stolen
The well was backfilled
The driller was stolen
The well was backfilled
Doctor
I got it
Kabshoosh
Fantoosh
Kabshoosh
Fantoosh
Kabshoosh, Fantoosh
Fantoosh, Kabshoosh
Stop it, you lunatic!
Congratulations, Mister
You're in deep trouble
You're in black trouble
Black?
I won't reply to that
Things got big
Very big
Think they'll let you go?
Who are they?
Your ancestors, the Pharaohs
Think they'll let you mess with their graves?
What Pharaohs? What graves?
I came to warn you, Mister
Whoever gets close to the working site
I'll break his neck
Alright
Are you sure they're ghosts?
If not ghosts
Then who?
Haven't you heard of the Pharaohs' spell?
I have
Okay then
What did you do?
I went to the crazy archaeologist
He told you it's the ghosts?
Mister Rashwan, I want two brave men
To guard the site tonight without a blink
Okay, Sir
Listen, Abdallah
I want two men tonight urgently
To guard the site
The workers don't want to
That's it Abdallah?
There's no use?
Excuse me, Sir
But the men are scared
Scared? Men get scared?
Find me two men, as I said
They're refusing
Then fire them
We're wrong, Sir
That we're working among the ruins
We can't bear the Pharaohs' spell
There's nothing such as the Pharaohs' spell,
idiot!
You're fired, too
Is that so? As you wish
Where are you going?
Leaving!
Don't you want to be alone?
Stay here, stop being a brat
We'll see how this ends!
I don't feel good at all about this
Oh
What's wrong?
Do you see that mess?
What mess?
God be merciful!
Do you see that?
See what?
Over the water, See?
I can't see anything
Can't you see the lady walking over the water?
Have you gone crazy?
Can anyone walk over water?
What's wrong?
Never mind, let's go
Come on
Gas guy!
You!
Come
Here she comes again
Who's she?
The lady who was walking over water
What? You definitely lost your mind
Wait here while I go see what's her deal
What?
God be merciful!
Gas guy!
Gas guy!
Gas guy!
Come on
Hey, you!
Where's he going and leaving me?
You! Sir!
What's this? Is something wrong with your mind?
I'm travelling in the morning
- travelling? - Yes
What I saw was enough
Go sleep, it'll be okay
Sleep?
How can I sleep after what happened?
Nothing happened
Go sleep, And I'll take care of it
Take care or not...
I'm travelling tomorrow
Good night
Aren't you the gas girl?
You're the gas guy
Okay, I'm the gas guy
Who're you? And what are you doing here?
I'm here for you
For me?
Okay, can we introduce ourselves first?
I'm...
Sami, the gas guy
You know my name too
That's very nice
And what's your name?
Hamees
Ha..What?
Hamees Set Hott Set Nefer Set Aton
Impossible, nobody in the world has such a name
Hamees
Hamees, Hamees
What do you want from me Miss Hamees
You
Me?
This seems like a long issue, come
Come
Tell me, who sent you?
Aton, God of the sun
My father
Your father works as a God?
Yes
Oh
And your father, hallowed be his name
What does he want from me?
He wants you to travel
Travel? Where to?
Away from here
You seem very honest
Tell me, this Aton, God of the sun
Is not known as Dr. Hassan too?
Who's Hassan?
Who discovered...
your aunt's husband Tohotmos' cross-eyes
Tohotmos isn't my aunt's husband
But my aunt's husband's uncle
Then, there's a broker
A broker?
Someone told you
Yes, Aton
Then, Aton told someone and that someone told you
Yes, Akhitaton
Who?
Akhitaton
The son of Aton
My father
Listen
There's no use from this crap
If they think they'll trick me
with someone like you, Then, they're wrong
Get out, please
And tell your Aton that the game didn't work
Who? He's gone
What are you doing?
Should I run? I'm not doing anything
Won't you stop this habit of yours?
What habit?
Get out you too
Anyone got out from here?
No
I just got her out of the closet
She might be at the laundry
What's at the laundry?
The suit, you said you took it out of the closet
What suit? It's Hamees, she was standing here
Talking to me now
Really?
You don't believe me?
Listen, you were talking to yourself
And telling me there was a girl here
I tell you ghosts, You say it's crap
I'm going to sleep, and travelling tomorrow
That's if I could sleep
Oh
He's talking to himself
Only crazy people talk to themselves
Enough
I want this essay...
To be in the newspapers tomorrow morning
Okay
I'll turn his life to hell
Doctor
What's with you?
How dare you come in like that?
Get out!
Sorry, my bad!
But the issue is very dangerous
Dangerous or not, I don't care,get out!
My apologies, Doctor
No way, go out
Knock And when I tell you to come in, you do
Go
Okay
Who's it?
You know that! I'm Mr. Sami
What do you want?
I want to talk to you about something important
I'm busy, come another time
Please, Doctor
The Doctor is tired, Leave now
Please open up, Miss
What do you want you thief of history
You son of the 9th family
God forgive you
Doctor, help me
There's a very important issue
What happened?
The gas you were searching for is gone?
No, Sir, but I found something else
What's this? Who wrote it?
- I don't know, Sir - How's that?
I woke up and found that the maps were burnt
And this was next to them
Really? It's a Pharaoh's name
- A name? - Yes
What name?
Hamees
Hamees?
It's a girl's name
The last bride of the Nile
Bride of the Nile?
Yes, she had come from the other world
To discover the secret of the cemeteries robbery
From the other world? Very nice!
Yes, Mister, She came then went back
Wow, came and returned
Yes... Stop this
Here's her picture
This is her picture
It's her
That is her
Her?
I mean, isn't this Hamees herself?
The one you're talking about?
Yes
Any other information about her?
Of course, in the book
The book?
Okay, excuse me, Doctor
I'll borrow this book
And send you petroleum books
I don't need your gas!
You might find a bond between gas and Pharaohs
between gas?
Maybe
No one wants to work here anymore
And what should we do?
Should I travel and get workers from the sea?
No, I'll travel to get some more money
As you wish
Fathi!
Yes, Sir
book for us on the first plane,
we're travelling to Egypt
Let's prepare the bags first
We're coming back
Coming back? No, I'm not coming back
Yes, I am
"International Petroleum Co."
- Good morning - Good morning
Is the boss here?
Yes, he's waiting for you
Okay, thank you
Wait here
Why?
- good morning, Sir - Good morning
Welcome, Sit down
Thank you, Sir
So? How's everything?
Everything is fine, but...
I understood from your last report...
That something's wrong with the process
I just didn't want to concern you
Why? What happened?
Frankly, weird accidents happened
What happened?
The well we dug
was backfilled during the night
And the driller was stolen
but we found it in the Nile
Then, there's a gang
And why didn't you tell the police?
It's not a gang
I met an archaeologist there
And he tried to prevent me
He said I'm drilling
above the bride of the Nile's grave
Bride of the Nile?
Hello, Mr. Sharif
Things are a little still
In the Red Sea
Gas guy!
Hopefully, all is well
For 94
No, not much
I'm ready any time
Goodbye
Please, get out now
I want to hear what you'll say
I'll say what happened, what else, then?
Who are you talking to, Sami?
No one, Sir
No one
So...
You, again?
What's wrong, Sami?
Why are you troubled today?
Get off my head, or else!
Get off!
You're tired, Sami, very tired
You should take a month off work
Go, and we'll talk later
No, she's left, Sir, it's okay now
Who's she?
- The bride of the Nile - What?
- I'll explain to you - No
Later
Sir...
Mr. Sami is off work from today
He got really sick in El Sa'eed
Go ahead
Thank you, Sir
How did it go?
Very bad
Welcome, honey
Thank you
I'm glad I caught up with you
- Want to come, Fathi? - Where to?
To have lunch at our house
No, you go ahead
Okay, goodbye
Goodbye
What's wrong, Sami?
There something wrong with you
since you arrived
Nothing's wrong
Get out of here
You get out, please
Get out? And go where?
No, not you
Telephone for you, ma'am
You're following me here, too?
You want to get me into trouble
Get out
I will, but...
My boss already thinks I'm crazy
You want to mess up my marriage, too?
You were talking to someone?
Not at all
Daddy was talking to me now
He wants anything?
He's saying strange things about you
Strange? Like what?
Like you're bad tempered and you hallucinate
I don't hallucinate!
He doesn't want to understand
Excuse me, I'm tired
Sami, don't forget tonight's party
Party?
My birthday party, did you forget about it?
Your birthday
Okay
Hello, good evening
Good evening
Hello
Hello, Madam, come in
Hello, sweetheart
Happy birthday, Didi
Thank you, uncle
How are you, Mister?
The administration's president says Hi
And you don't answer him, Sami?
What? Sorry
I didn't notice
Pay attention, then
Because a member of the administration is coming
Hello, happy birthday
Thank you, Auntie
See you at your wedding, hopefully
Thank you, uncle
So, Sami, hurry up
What are you waiting for, man?
Yes, Sir, I'll get the driller
And draw the maps all over again
What driller and maps?
I'm talking about the wedding, man!
The wedding, yes, Sir Soon
Very soon, soon...
Soon, really
What's wrong, Sami?
Come, I want to talk to you in the balcony
Listen, Sami...
Dad said strange thing about you
and I just saw it
Saw what?
That you're talking to yourself
I never do that!
Talking to someone who doesn't exist
I never did that!
If the shock affected you
You can rest until your nerves are better
Then you could travel
My nerves are still the same
Strong, strong...
Strong
ong...
Want to drink something?
Would you like to?
No, you stay here
I'll go get something for us to drink
Where were you?
What are you doing here?
You leave here, and go back home
Didi will be sad
So what?
So, he'll be sad
Who's he?
Her father, the boss
So?
What do you mean so?
Sami
See?
Stay here, don't leave
Where were you?
Getting some air
Please, leave now
Are you talking to me?
What? not at all!
Leave now, you'll get me into trouble
Who are you talking to?
Me? No one, not at all
Come let's blow the candles
Come
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Come on Sami, light the candles
Happy birthday to you
Let me do it, excuse me
See, there you go
stay still
What's wrong guys?
No one knows how to light the candles?
Men of today don't know how to do anything
I'll light it, excuse me
excuse me
- Sit down, Sir - That's too much
Sit down
You ill-mannered!
It wasn't me, Sir, it wasn't me
God punish you!
What are you saying?
Sit down
Are you well now?
Calm down, Sir
How can I calm down, Mister?
How?
What's this, Mister?
What's this, Mister?
What's this
What's this? You're rude!
What are these juvenile acts?
What's this?
No
This is too much
You're insolent!
What's this you're doing, Sami?
Have you lost your mind?
The cigarettes are fine, Sir
Here, Take a cigarette, Sir
No,I smoke cigars
Here you go, Madam
Can you light it, please?
Of course, Sir
Is there anything wrong, Madam?
What's going on?
Did you invite us here to mock us?
Let's go, Andaleeb
Come on, this is nonsense
Are you happy now with this scandal?
Everyone left now
I know who did this
If I caught you, I'll break your neck!
Come out
I'll kill you!
Come out if you're a man
Come out
I'm out, gas guy!
What do you want?
I'll kill you, you're the reason for all troubles
We have to take him to a doctor in the morning
You can't kill me
Come out, and I'll rub you on the ground!
You're impolite!
You're the impolite one!
I'm sorry
I apologise
Impossible!
Impossible!
I don't know why I fell for you
Why?
Why?
Good day, Sami
This is Dr. Shedid
Not exactly a doctor
You can say just a psychology specialist
Come in, Doctor
Excuse me, Sir
I can't invite you to anything
I gave the servant a day off
It's okay Mr. Sami, we aren't guests
Doctor, Sami was in Luxor
And he obviously got a little tired there
The sun
It was probably the sun
Actually, Sir it was...
The God of the sun
God of the sun?
Yes, Sir, Aton
No problem, Mister
Alright, Aton since he lives
Lives how, Sir?
He's been dead for 5000 years
I didn't know that till now
God bless his soul, son
Be strong
He didn't really die because he's a God
And his son is Akhitaton
And Aton told Akhitaton
To tell Hamees to prevent me
Oh, wow!
How creative!
How amazing!
I'll send you the fellows from downstairs
Goodbye
Hamees
Hamees, my love, Hamees
Tell me, please
Do you work in the ministry of work?
Why do you ask so?
Because you keep saying "Hawees"
I'm saying Hamees, Doctor
She's the last bride of the Nile
of the 6th family
The sixth?
Of course
Why not seventh or eighth?
You think it's a frame, Sir?
They're families
Okay, don't get upset
Families, families
God bless!
Good morning, Hamees
You came in the right time
Ask her, yourself
Ask whom, son?
Hamees, behind your shoulder
Behind my shoulder
And why is she there?
She likes to play like little kids
How clever!
You're great!
God bless!
Show yourself, Hamees
No, nobody sees or hears me but you
That's the disaster
Please show up, only for a minute
So they can see you
You're quite a catch! God bless!
Hamees, please!
It's serious now
Oh, God's kingdom!
She's gone, happy now?
Gone?
Okay, Mister, I have a suggestion
You'll love it
Go ahead
Do you mind...
Coming with me to the hospital?
Hospital? What hospital?
My private hospital
Why?
So you can rest
Did I say I was tired?
Do you have to?
It's obvious like the hit of a sun
Who are those?
Those will help you
If one of you came near me
I'll blow his head
Okay?
Thank you, boys
Thank you
Tie the client now
Tie him, Yes
Yes, great
Let's go
Yes, great
Let's leave it to God
It's okay, come on
God will be the guide
Get well soon, honey
"House of Mental Illness"
That's enough
I didn't die yet
Are you mad with me?
No, I'm quite glad
I did this for your own good
My own good is to enter a mental institution?
Who told you it's a mental institution?
What then? Parturition institution?
It's a villa for people with tired nerves
And everyone here is of a rich family
First, I'm not of a rich family
Second, my nerves are relaxed, very relaxed
You'll rest here for two days
Oh
I'm very relaxed
I'm relaxed, relaxed!
You obviously can't bear what I say anymore
I can't bear myself
I'm leaving, do you need anything from me now?
No, thank you
I'll come tomorrow morning
Goodbye
Why am I?
How am I?
When am I?
When?
What's wrong with me?
Glad you're well
Thank you
You...
When did you come?
Today
And staying long?
I don't know
They brought you, too?
Who are they?
Who brought me
Who brought you?
Astronauts
Astronauts?
Yes
I came here to space without a ship
Without a ship?
Yes
Listen, Mister
Why should I come by ship
when I don't want to?
And?
And...
Didn't you ask me if I'm staying here long?
Yes
Here, I told you
Peace be upon you
And you
Are you throwing me out?
Me?
Are you throwing me out?
You're shallow
you're how, and very how, too!
- Why are you? - My God!
You're...
You're my rooster, you're my friend
You're my friend and my mate
Leave
Stop
Man
You bite well
Leave
Sami
Are you happy now?
I end up in a mental institution
Don't be upset
Everyone tell me not to be upset
What then? Be happy?
Of course
And why?
- Because I'm happy - Really?
And why are you happy?
Because I love you
You what?
I love you
It's not time for that!
There's a certain time for love here?
Yes
Seems like things were mixed up in you times
No, everything has it's time here
Everything had its time when we were here, too
But love was all the time
Let's not talk about that disaster now
Let's stick to my disaster
What disaster?
The disaster of this jail I'm in
Get out, then
How, when all the doors are well-locked...
With 20 keys?
When I clap...
Walk toward the door
Now we're alone
Now we're alone
Can you tell me what's happening exactly?
Why are you here?
And why did you choose me?
Because you dig the ground
A lot of people dig the ground
But you dig the ground that's above our graves
So?
So? So, they sent me to stop you
Who sent you to stop me?
Aton
Yes
You just reminded me
Aton told Ton
Akhitaton
Akhita...
And how will you stop me?
I'll stop you
Are you sure of that?
Of course
One more question
Why did they choose you precisely?
Because I'm the last bride of the Nile
The 6th family
Right
Can you stop playing and answer me?
Where did you learn Arabic?
And this quickly?
Arabic? Any language for us
Is learnt in 5 minutes
Is that so?
Yes
Okay, can you in 5 minutes...
Solve this problem?
What do you want me to do?
There's only one solution
What is it?
That you appear to people
So they see you the way I do
And hear you the way I do
So they don't say I'm crazy
How do that? I don't know
Aton
And who tells Aton?
Akhitaton
And I'll tell Akhitaton
He'll accept?
On one condition...
What is it?
Stop drilling
And leave the brides where they are
Sweetheart, I drill for the people
For the country
Or for yourself?
So you become a great discoverer
and have money?
Well, bit of this, bit of that...
Okay, stay crazy
What do you mean?
I mean either you become sane and stop drilling
Or drill and stay insane
Very nice!
You want people to see me?
I wish
Then, leave the petroleum
Drill somewhere else
Drill somewhere else
Alright
I'll tell Akhitaton
And he'll tell Aton
Good boy, deal?
Deal
Listen, you'll sleep here
And I'll sleep outside
No, we both sleep here
- That's not possible - Why
Because...
Because it isn't right
Why not?
Listen, you're young and I...
I'm not young
I'm 461 7 years old
How old are you?
Do you want to eat with me?
Eat what?
Aren't you hungry?
I don't eat
Oh
I'll come watch you?
Come
Hamees
You're lost again?
Why did you do that?
Why did you go inside?
Coffin
What coffin? It's a fridge
What's a fridge?
A closet we put things in
So they stay cold
I'm cold
"Hareesa"
What does that mean?
It means I love you
You'll get warm
Good night
"Hareesa"
"Hareesa"
"Hareesa"
Hamees
Hamees
Hamees
Hamees
How are you?
Bad
What's wrong?
How can things be right?
I was told you went to the hospital
And escaped
Then?
Why?
Why now?
Why now, why?
Who and Where is she? How much does she cost?
Why leave me now?
Why leave me now?
Who's she?
Hamees
Forget about these things and see to your future
You'll get yourself into trouble
I love her, Fathi
I love her so much
Damn you
You love a fairy, a ghost?
I feel like I love her ever since she existed
From 4000 years
What's wrong with the 20-year-old?
Get to your senses, man
Let's stick to what we can deal with
Fathi, I never knew the meaning of love
Before I met Hamees
I knew what sacrifice means
But when someone sacrifices
He shouldn't sacrifice his life
Sacrifice what then?
Sacrifice a month
And that's sacrifice?
If God almighty himself
Asked us for nothing more than a sheep
- A sheep? - Yes
To sacrifice in the Eid
How witty!
Okay
Goodbye
I thought I might visit
Sit for a while
Sit for a while
Why?
Sit for a while, you have anything else?
Yes, trouble
Sit for a while, sit
Here, I sat
Get up
Where to?
Get up, don't you have work? Don't stick here!
Stick? Didn't you just tell me to sit?
Get up, get up and leave, man!
I'll leave, but I swear not to come here again!
In God's name...
Can't you stop playing? where did you go?
I went to Akhitaton
Really? And what did he say?
Aton agreed
So, now you'll appear to people?
I said Aton agreed
but still didn't give the order
And when will he?
I don't know
You too have routines?
Routines?
Yes, the paper would be in front of the agent
Then it goes to the boss's assistant
then to the boss
Oh
So, this thing has ancient roots
So, you have no idea at all
When the order will come?
At any time
Then, we have to get ready
How?
I mean...
You can't appear to people looking like this
Why? Am I ugly?
You're charming
But you should look like modern girls
I have to buy you clothes
Excuse me for 2 minutes
I'll change my clothes and come
So you don't get lost
I want this
And this
And this, and this
And I want shoes
And I want... everything
You'll pay all that money?
Money?
What money?
I don't have money
Sami does
Sami...
Is the man waiting for you outside?
Yes
He's your husband?
No, he's not
He's my lover
Sami has to buy me clothes like yours
Because the permission in here
What permission?
That I appear to people
Now, everyone can see me
Don't you see me?
Of course I do! Is that strange?
That's something only Sami knows about
The important thing now is
I want to be beautiful like you
Sami, Sami
What's with you?
Won't you stop the playing?
Pretty, pretty
My fiancé!
Who's that?
The Nile
My uncle's house
What are you talking about?
The great Pyramid
We'll visit it someday
The pyramid's a sign of injustice
and slavery of old times
On the contrary
those were the greatest kings ever
Back then, there were no job
there was unemployment?
Yes, there was
That's why they had to build the pyramid
To employ the people
That's a great economic theory
What do you think, pretty girl?
Build a pyramid? or a factory like this?
A Factory
See this one? Nice colour
Get in
Get it, come on
Wow
Who would have believed that I'd love
Why?
Because I never believed in love
How were you going to marry then?
Because all people should marry
That's it?
Yes
And why were you marrying that Didi?
Because I have to marry someone
Why Didi?
Well...
She's nice and her father is my boss
And you know, life's circumstances
That's it?
Yes
What's that?
The Nile's Loyalty ceremony
And what do they do?
A party where they throw a bride in the Nile
I'm the last bride of the Nile
Don't get upset
They throw a statue
Statue?
Of course, they can't throw you
If we had a pretty girl like you
We wouldn't sacrifice her
That's the Nile's Loyalty ceremony?
Something we can afford
I'll show you the Nile's Loyalty ceremony
Hamees
Hamees
Hamees
Hamees
Peace be upon you
My God!
And upon you, welcome
Come in
When will this end?
I was saying, When will this end?
What will end?
This disaster we're in
What disaster?
You don't know what disaster?
Okay, my bad
Explain, what are you saying?
I'm saying when will you wake up
And see to your situation and your job?
What job? Is there one?
Of course, your income
Did I do anything?
Didn't the boss give me a month off?
Because of the nonsense you're saying
Forget about these things And come to your senses
Come to your senses!
I'm sane, sane!
Obviously
- See who's that - Okay
Welcome, boss
How are you doing, Sami?
Very well, Sir, come in
I'll leave now
No, stay, you're not a stranger
If that's so
Sami, I'm coming to talk to you in front of Fathi
And Fathi is like your brother
Of course, go ahead, Sir
Since you came from El Sa'eed
And you were strange
How, Sir?
I really don't want to go into details
We all know what's going on
Or not, Fathi?
Very much, Sir
His condition is critical
I'll be frank with you...
I consulted a great number of doctors
Because, you know how much you mean to me
Of course, Sir
First...
you're the most active engineer in my company
Second, my daughter Didi...
Should be happy in her life
Of course, Sir
Doctors eased me
And said there are a lot of reasons
for your condition
But all are passing phases
which pass quickly
One doctor gave me an advise
That's what I'm here for
What's it, Sir?
Marriage is the only solution
Marriage?
What's wrong with that?
Marriage is half the religion
You shut up, but...
What? You don't agree?
No, Sir, it's not that
But Didi accepted to marry me
When I'm still in this condition?
I convinced her
And it's a scientific thing
the doctors advised it
Doctors?
Yes
One of the biggest psychologists
Told me that this crisis you're facing
Is probably from a delayed teenage
Teenage?
Calm down, Sami
You know that a man's soul is complicated
And sometimes his growth is delayed
What do you mean? I'm a teenager?
I'm a teenager? Me?
Shut up
I don't mean anything
I mean the dreams you dream
That bride of the Nile is your dream bride
What dreams?
They're sediments from your teenage
Marriage will let you get rid of it all
What teenage, people? I'm...
Teenager, they're saying!
Stop it, man
You'll defy the doctors, too?
What do you think?
We get you married on Thursday?
- The day after tomorrow? - Why not?
I mean, we could wait a little
Marriage is the cure for your condition
And the faster the cure...
The more guaranteed the result is
Done, marriage on Thursday
And wedding after it immediately
Congratulations, Sami
I'm really happy you agreed
And hopefully, the result will be good
You stay here
Go ahead, Sir
Goodbye
Happy now?
Stop it, you teenager!
You embarrassed us!
Good evening
You're a relative of the groom
Or the bride?
You're handsome
Who, what?
Who's handsome? Me?
You don't like that?
No, I like it a lot
I'm very handsome
No, not very
Not very, just handsome
You're the very pretty one
Would you marry me?
Marry you?
You don't want to? Okay!
No, how could I not? Come
We'll sit like this all day?
Would you like to dance?
Anything?
Come
Who're you waving to?
To Sami
- The groom? - Yes
I want him to see you, to know
That there are prettier people
than his brides of the Nile
Bride of the Nile?
Yes, that lunatic used to love a bride of the Nile
He says she's many thousands years old
Then why's he marrying this one now?
She left him and went away
Teenage hallucinations
Teenage?
Yes, the doctors said so
And are you a teenage?
No, lady, God forgive you
I'm a man, you call me a teenager
Come
Didi, Sami
I introduce to you, my fiancé
Your what?
Yes, my fiancé
You're the groom?
Yes, Madam
Where were you?
You know each other from before or what?
No, I mean...
Where was she so we'd have celebrated...
Fathi long time ago?
Thank you
I won't leave him from now on
- Nor will I - Marriage is beautiful
Isn't that right, bride?
I still didn't try it yet
And you, groom?
You tried it?
Not yet
Where were you?
When they threw me in the Nile
They kept me there and didn't let me go
until today
Why didn't you say so?
Go get married
Where did she go? Hey...
What's her name?
What happened to the light?
No, there are colours for the wedding
A green Ma'zoon?
It's okay, you'll be ready to eat tomorrow
I'm green?
No, I'm ready to eat now...
You're ready to eat, too
It's ticklish!
What's this craziness, people?
You're dancing upside down or what?
Excuse me one minute
One minute
Hamees, I'm here
Leave me alone
How could I leave you? I'm not crazy!
I'm 2 days absent
and I come back to find you married?
And to Didi?
I didn't believe that you're coming back to me
Hamees
I love you and want to marry you
Marry me?
Hamees
I can't live without you
I appreciated you best in the 2 days you left me
Would you marry me, Hamees?
But I'm the one who should ask you, not you
Where you're from, the bride asks the groom ?
Yes
Stay here
My beautiful friend
I would like to be dubbed your wife
And the owner of your properties
Excuse me for 5 minutes
Where are you going?
The wedding gift, the ring, the engagement
And the champagne is today
And tomorrow the marriage, agreed?
Would you like to watch TV?
TV?
Come, sit here
Now, sit and watch here
The picture will appear on this glass
Watch it until I'm back
Ladies and Gentlemen
We leave you now with a new episode of
Adventures of The Foreigner Bisho
Casting Fouad Rateb, As Foreigner Bisho
With Baleegh Habashi
Hello, Sir
What? Can I help you?
Why are you asking?
What am I doing here then? coming to beg?
coming to ask for money? Of course you can help
Hurry up, what do you want exactly?
Here's your newspaper
What about it?
You have an ad here
For an employee
Yes, we did ask for an editor
Yes, we came here for that
for this etidor job
No, it's editor
Yes, etidor, that's it
I'm telling you it's editor
Yes man, etidor, that's it!
Fine, etidor
Yes, editor, that's it
What did you work as previously?
What's that?
You haven't heard of me before, or what?
Never
Didn't you hear of Bisho Masferito
Catholiano Bastano Arisian Gondovlo
Kokaz Paulo Pastaulo Polo Peno Besho?
I was a very big singer
And a very famous one
You know? That singing job
Used to get me lots of money
Your voice must be very good
No honey, it's not about voice
What then?
All I did was a party to sing
I made one entrance ticket For 1 piastre
And one exit ticket for 01 piastres
And keep singing...
Sing a sentence from here
A sentence form there
Then all the exit tickets
would finish before the entrance tickets
Okay, listen
The job of the etidor...
I mean editor
That you want to take
You have to know 3 languages
English, French, and Italian
Sure, I came especially for that
You know English?
Listen, I'm very smart
But with this English thing
I'm an idiot
You know French?
I told you, I'm very smart
But with this french thing
I'm a complete dork
I don't understand a word
Then, there's only Italian left
Now, this is the only language...
- That you know? - No
That I don't
Then, you don't know English
Nor French
Nor Italian
What are you doing here, then?
I came here to tell you
Don't count me in for this job
Nice one!
Hamees
Haton speaks
Hamees
Come back to Aton
Aton
I beg you
Leave me
Leave me here
Come back, Hamees
I...
I love him
Come back to Aton
I love him
Come back to Akhitaton
I love, love
It isn't your right to love
Come back at dawn
I beg you
Leave me
Come back at dawn
When the sun rises
The sunrise is our date
What's wrong, Hamees
Nothing
What's wrong?
Nothing
I love you, Hamees
It's the first time I love this way
I always loved with my mind
It's the first time I love with my heart
You made me the happiest man in the world
Never leave me, Hamees
We won't part ever
We'll always live together
Isn't that right, Hamees?
Right?
Hamees
Hamees
Hello, who's this?
Fathi?
Yes, where are you talking from?
Luxor
Anything wrong?
I'm, coming on the first plane
Okay
No engineer sleeps till this time
Wake up and see what we found
What did you find? Where?
You found the petroleum?
You found the petroleum?
What petroleum?
What then?
I don't know, I'm waiting for you downstairs
The workers found this coffin
While they were digging the new well, Sir
Hamees
"Petroleum is the base of industry"
All journalists...
We invited you hear to announce important news
We could, at 9:01
Of this morning
discover petroleum in the region of ruins
"Our ruins are the symbols of civilisation"
I'd like to announce to you
an important discovery
Which will be big internationally
We discovered today, at 9:00
The cemetery of the brides of the Nile
And the body of Hamees
The last bride of the Nile
In her coffin
Unharmed
And we found a letter with the body
Which she sent us from the other world
Hamees said
Love
Peace
Excuse me, Sir
Yes, Madam
Hamees
Sir?
Who are you?
Nadia Hamdi, from Rose El Yousif newspaper, Sir
You're from Luxor?
No, this is the first time I ever visit it
I wanted to ask you a question
You came here to find petroleum
Right?
Are you married?
No
What made you interested in archaeology?
Are you engaged?
No
Are you married?
Engaged?
Okay, then...
Well...
Sami
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