Sunday, February 19, 2017

Youtube daily report w Feb 19 2017

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CRAZIEST THING THAT HAPPENED AT SCHOOL | Dolan True Stories - Duration: 8:54.

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FUCK STEAM GREENLIGHT (BEST of Steam Greenlight trailers) - JMAA - Duration: 16:15.

Boy, it sure smells like a stink in Steam Greenlight…

Oh wait, there really is a stinker piece of shit.

Loads of them.

[intro music]

Hey, gay demons, your dark overlord THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST here.

Now, I'm pretty sure you heard the news that Steam Greenlight is gonna close at some

point this year to leave place to something called "Steam Direct", which I'm not

really sure if it's gonna be the same stinking flood of shit or not, but I'm pretty sure

this means we can properly say goodbye to the fucking shitstorm that is Steam Greenlight.

There was a lot of shit pouring from Greenlight, and every day and every Jim Sterling video

is a clear evidence of that ever happening.

I'm pretty sure you'll think "wow, you are basically doing the same thing than Jim

Sterling right now", and probably yes, but here's the thing: one is that I'm not

obviously that much of a Jim Sterling fan right now, and two is that I'm just here

to make fun of really shitty Greenlight projects, so I'll do a better job than Jim Sterling

for sure.

Let's just dig in and see what shit nuggets we can pull out of Greenlight, as a tribute

and a soon-to-be post-mortem of Steam Greenlight.

[JACK OFF TO CARTOON PORN]

The first Greenlight project I want to highlight is obviously what I usually call the Steam

equivalent of "Lance Stewart Boobs and Ass in the Thumbnail" clickbait, which, as in

it's YouTube counterpart, it has the same attractive values that seem incredibly desperate.

This game is called "Sweet Fantasy".

I don't know what's with these generic visual novel games that pander to be cute,

like "Sugar Dream", "Beautiful Illusion", "Flower Ecstasy"...

(trailer footage)

And you see where the game is practically going.

It is a clear indication that the developer rightfully says "yes, I am so desperate

to make a game that panders to sexually frustrated prepubescent kids, and I have no talent whatsoever".

Here's the thing: if you don't sell me a VR game where I can strap on my cock a Fleshlight

and make it so the girl or guy really looks like he's really giving me a blowjob from

the virtual world, don't talk to me, you sack of scum.

However, this can't be really as comfortable to set up as this project, so all we got for

now are these shitty visual novels with generic anime or hentai aesthetics that tend to tease

you constantly until a scarce few moments where you can see a fucking censored naked

girl.

This is mainly why my old Nekopara Vol. 1 Let's Plays failed, because these games

seem only so linear and so teasing it's only fucking boring.

And when you finally get to see naked ladies, whoops!

Seems like Steam or Valve doesn't like nudity or porn in their games, let's just censor

it to just comply with their shitty guidelines!

If you want to make porn games that are mainly for people to just jack off, give porn directly

and don't upload it to Steam.

Do it like 3D SexVilla or something, GIVE ACTUAL PORN.

Because this is just clickbait.

Lazy and misleading fucking clickbait.

[COPY AND PASTE]

If you see pseudo-hentai visual novels on Steam Greenlight, I'm pretty sure that you'll

notice that not much is original on Steam Greenlight.

And something that is not clearly original in here is a game called "Deep Forest".

I'm not really sure if it is because of the stupidity of the developer, who's from

Spain by the way, or is it because of sheer lack of typeface choices, but a Comic Sans

typeface in the icon doesn't seem so fitting for this game.

(trailer footage)

And now you can clearly see why this game fails.

I can say that you may look at it and the thought in your head pops in and says "hey,

this looks very familiar, too familiar in fact."

That is because the game straight off copies aesthetics from another game called "Limbo",

which was released back in 2010 for the Xbox 360.

"Hey guys!

I'm noticed that graphics looks like Limbo in many ways you see it.

But as monsterman51 says, we are not copying Limbo, you can read description, it is a open

world game with a different concept at all."

Yet you managed to copy the same aesthetics than Limbo in an even shittier framerate?

"JMAA, you're not making it easy for me to not to call you a retard, in fact, IT IS

a completely different game, it is an open world RPG game, they are not copying from

Limbo, Limbo is a platformer puzzle game, this is an open world RPG game."

You can say whatever you want about how your game plays, but in the end, I'm not as fucking

stupid as you are!

I know directly from the graphics and aesthetics that you are so unoriginal to just copy straight

off from Limbo.

Sorry, I don't care about your stupid open world RPG when your game looks exactly like

Limbo.

I know you're Spanish, so I'm going to say it in your very natural language since

I'm Spanish too: "haz un puto juego original, imbécil".

[NO MORE OF THIS PLEASE]

Speaking of blatant, shoddy and lazy rip-offs, here's a game called "Flying Bird".

"Hello, Stem Greenlight community, my name is rostselmash and I want to present my game

project Flying Bird"

"Wait, you say it is Floppy Berd ripoff?

You think I'm stupid?

I'm not stoopid, I cum from Russia, the country of Southern Colorado.

Flippy Bard is popular gam.

I saw Floppy Wiener get remove from App Store and said myself 'I can make Flappy Bard

too, I can bring Flappy Bart back on Stem Greenlite.'"

"Oh, it is not enough with pipes, I will put Marilo plants in it, extra challenge,

will keep playor addicted.

It is a new Flippy Bort, it is Flying Bird."

"Gimme your votes, gimme your votes now!"

(trailer footage)

No, I didn't actually edit that end of the footage, the trailer really abruptly ends

like that.

What seems even funnier is the fact that the trailer uses really intense music like it

was a big thing.

Yeah, let's pump it up, boy!

Flappy- I mean, Flying Bird is the biggest experience you can ever live, it is a Flappy

Bird clone in 2017!

[DAYO ES GORDO]

If you thought the thing with Flappy Bird was such a dead meme at this point, I think

this next one will be a bigger statement that proves Russians are awful at creating Greenlight

pitches.

There's some sort of correlation between Russians and dead memes, so it's no big

surprise that this next game is going to be even staler at this point.

Great Memes 2k17!

(trailer footage, just kill me)

What else I can say about this fucking trailer?

Not only seems like a terrible mess of noise and graphics, but it even manages to do the

capital sin of using the Doge meme unironically in 2017.

HOW DARE YOU!?

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!?

Look, if you put me in your project an unironic Doge meme in your 2017 game, you're fucking

dead to me, you're fucking mincemeat to me!

Because apparently, dead memes on Steam Greenlight are the equivalent to Leafy clickbait on Steam

Greenlight.

It truly shows how fucking talentless you are.

Please, leave the dead memes and unironic Doge memes to Ubisoft's Watch_Dogs.

They're gonna do a better job at that than you.

[JUST STOP]

Speaking of dead memes, here's a game called "Drudes Sandstorm".

(trailer footage)

I cannot think of a much staler and deader meme than Darude Sandstorm, but if you obviously

make a Darude Sandstorm game, with asset flipping generic military assets, I think you're

fucking braindead.

I don't know what's the correlation between Darude Sandstorm and Call of Duty military

shit, might be because of the Call of Duty inspired MLG montage parodies, which are still

dead by the way, but my problem is this:

Stop making meme games.

If you make a meme game, the moment the meme itself dies off, your game is gonna become

shittier.

[MAD DAGGER]

We've seen hentai visual novels, lazy ripoffs and dead memes, what else have we got?

Oh yes!

Generic platformer games.

This game is called MAD DAGGER, and as you can see, it's really got a really bad pitch.

You wouldn't be so fucking retarded to pitch me a game like this, when your Greenlight

icon looks like low-resolution shit, you used an image straight ripped off from a Google

Image Search with some Impact text plastered into it, and your game looks so childish I

just bleed from my eyes.

(trailer footage)

"Fight and opposition to the evil are intimate, put in our soul.

Fight for survival and win against all enemies on the difficult way..."

(trailer footage)

"Put on a FBI cap and take with yourself the whole arsenal of weapon, all this that

is necessary for you fight.

It is a lot of weapon, it is a lot of enemies, it is a lot of bosses and many levels.

Raise money, collect bonuses and become the hero!"

I love this shit.

You see, this description has got funny lines, and I'm a sucker for funny lines.

[BAD TRIP]

If you haven't barfed through your eyes enough, don't worry, here is where we get

into the deep rabbit hole of what is Steam Greenlight.

"Rainbow Smiles".

(trailer footage)

Oh, this is where we really put the "smiles" in "Rainbow Smiles".

The game is not only a bad LSD trip, but it also has graphics straight off ripped from

Doom, images ripped from Google Images, and the stock sound effects that will drill your

brain as long as you just watch the entire trailer.

You watch this trailer for only 1 minute and 43 seconds, but each second feels like it's

draining your remaining hours of your entire life.

I kinda think this is the kind of material that North Korea uses to torture political

criminals.

[AUTISTIC SCREECHING]

We've seen quite a bit of vomit-inducing shit in this video, but we're just going

to wrap the collection up with something called "Era 80".

(trailer footage)

Wow, surely Steam advocates for the rights of disabled people!

What seems to be surprising is that someone, who seems apparently autistic, managed to

pay $100 to put this on Greenlight and sell it to millions of people, as to saying "this

is my game, this is my product, please buy my product".

Obviously at least he managed to just take the effort of redrawing several anime characters

like Vegetta from Dragon Ball Z or Luffy from One Piece for some reason to use them as characters

for his game.

What is that you say, young pirate boy?

(gibberish)

Yeah, you tell them, Luffy Clone!

You fucking tell them!

By the way, if you don't understand this alien language, he's just saying "kill

me".

One funnier thing is that Jim Sterling managed to do a video on this very Greenlight project,

and what's funnier of all of this is that the developer already noticed Jim Sterling's

video and had quite of a meltdown on Greenlight, pretty much like most of these developers

of these shitty Greenlight games would do with Jim Sterling.

But hey, don't let your dreams be dreams!

You can sell any game you want!

You're a special kid!

Autism.

[GOOD GRIEF IT'S OVER]

I want to wrap up this video by just dedicating some words to the death of Steam Greenlight

itself.

The main reason of Steam Greenlight dying off is that it didn't even have a proper

quality control, mainly because the more games flow into Steam's storefront, the more money

Valve generates.

You know, Valve gets a lot of money from Steam, like, literally A LOT.

I'm pretty sure they would have the enough money to spend into a human quality control

team for Greenlight, but no… it seems like they don't want to spend that money, so

they invent this shitty YouTube-like algorithm that directly entirely manages every single

game that gets into Greenlight.

Valve, please don't use algorithms.

I know it's a huge spending of money to hire quality control teams, but the thing

is, hiring them is more worth it.

Because otherwise, this kind of ugly fucking shit games would easily flood the gates of

Steam and taint your platform's reputation.

Not only that, but you also apparently inspired Sony's Playstation Store to do the same

kind of thing, and this is the main reason why games like "Life of Black Tiger" or

"SKYLIGHT FREERANGE 2: GACHDUINE" exist on the PS4.

Human quality control.

Either that, or either get to work on Half-Life 3, you cunts.

[THAT SURE IS OK, BUT WHAT DOES VALVE HAVE TO SAY?]

(Hitler speech)

I like this.

Thanks for watching this video!

If you like what you see, and want to join the Gay Demon forces of Hell, please subscribe

to see more!

I'll see you next time!

Hail Gay Satan!

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GRINGO REAGINDO A DIFERENÇAS dos ADOLESCENTES (Brasileiros x Gringos x EUA ) Feat. Marcos Vinicius - Duration: 5:35.

Hey guys, welcome to a new video with Marcos again!

hey I'm here again

He is back on the channel and today I thought it would be fun

because I have been doing this series where I try different Brazilian things

I thought it would be fun to compare

the differences between English and Brazilian teenagers

I know Marcos Isn't a teenager...

but you have been a teenager haven't you Marcos

yeah a few years ago.

You are not too old you can't remember it!

you can remember it!

For sure, I am 22 so still young!

young boy!

have you got any grey hair yet?

no absolutely perfect!

Soon Marcos, you will have grey hair before me!

alright so I've got some questions i'm going to ask

and then we will just chat about it

and how it's different in England and Brazil

So the first one

I have the questions on my phone

What is the legal age to drink alcohol in Brazil?

when you get over 18 you can drink!

ok that's the same as here

in America I know you have to be 21

But I have always thought that was a bit weird

because you can have sex at 16

yeah but you can not drink alcohol

it is really weird because

you can DRIVE

you can VOTE

and you can also have SEX but you can not DRINK!

my cat has just walked into my room!

say hi to youtube

that is so cute!

So at the moment there are no differneces!

but lets see!

The next question: Did they teach you about sex in school?

I learnt it by myself...

just kidding!

someone is a bit naughty!

just kidding, just kidding!

I don't think you were kidding Marcos

Marcus has lots of experience in this

area so we're going to move on

he doesn't need sex education!

if you fancy Marcos give him a call!

Send me a job application to be my girlfriend

then I will decide...

Just kidding!

or is he? I don't know...

do Brazilian's usually go to university?

Yeah do go to university but it's completely different

from UK or even North America and Canada

United States it's completely different

because we go to the University but here in

Brazil when you go to university you

don't leave your parents home

I mean universities is all about having

freedom from your parents

in the UK and you can just go and

live with your friends in an apartment

having some parties!

yeah parties!

do some sexy stuff

oh yeah!

just kidding, just kidding!

Are you expected to go to university?

it's really expected from the

society and especially your

parents you know they do expect that you

go to a university here in Brazil

it is a choice

you choose between going or not going

my opinion is that it's not so important

as people used to think it is!

well i agree with you

I think university in the UK anyway

I think it definitely is a choice and if

you want to be a doctor or something like

a lawyer

or something like that, you need to go to university!

being a youtuber or making videos you don't

necessarily need to go to university

that's my opinion anyway.

you know it's a choice.

it's not related to university

university is not going to teach you how to be good

you're good because you love what you do

that's the best reason to do something

it's because you love doing it

What age do people get married and have kids?

actually one of my biggest dreams is to become a dad!

to be a dad!

so do you have a girlfriend yet?

not yet

do the girls in Brazil really twerk as much

as they do in the funk music videos

yeah actually all Brazilian

boys and girls love to dance!

when we are in a party!

I thought you were going to say the boys twerked!

actually some boys twerk! For Sure.

There are some strange boys that twerk

So Marcos, can you do your best twerking dance moves?

ok that is enough!

Right guys I hope you enjoyed that video if you did make

sure to smash that thumbs up button!

We also made a video on your

channel as well didn't we!

Yeah and it was really fun going to check it out

Curtis did a Brazilian trivia quiz

and see how Brazilian Curtis is!

I got quite a lot of them correct

but then I did get a few really wrong

you did really well!

Anyway I do hope you liked this video

it has been absolutely awesome hanging with you

make sure to subscribe if you're new

and I will see you in my next video so until next time!

laters!

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IT'S A WRAP! How I take my make up off! - Duration: 6:38.

hello, today i bring you a video

of how i remove my make up

i hope you like it

so i always pull my hair back

with my hair band

it's red but has no sports affiliation

i hate hair moving around my face

while i wash it

some music would be cool

so let's take this off

the most cruel moment of the day

so much work to remove it all now

2 cotton pads

what for?

to remove my eyes make up

this one is from cien but use whatever you have

at home

i like to soak the pads

because it's the product that has to do the work

don't forget

do not rub your eyes like nuts

so press a little bit, let the product sink in

a few seconds

and massage gently in circular motions

from your eyebrows to your lower lashes

please do not rub you eyes

the product has to do the job, not you

keep that in mind

so nothing on my eyes

so now what?

of course for the heavy duty work

i always use i make up wipe remover

this one is from nivea for sensitive skin

i like to see the magic happen

no dove is about to come out...only make up

the amount of dirt that clings to your skin

during the day

i always use this before i remove my make

up with water

and what am i going to use next?

of course i wasn't done yet

i'm going to use a exfoliating soap

this one is from bioten

i really love it, it's fantastic, i

highly recommend it

so we are clear, it's a scrub formula

not form "scrubs" the series but scrub the soap

1x to 2x /week always do this

use warm water to rinse your face

aplly some exfoliating soap and massage

in circular motions

you get it

it's not your first rodeo

neither is mine

do not neglect the neck

i love these towels to gently wipe my face

so what's missing?

the toner

this is super important to freshned up

your face

and remove all dead cells from your skin

and sometimes you might think your face

is clean but after the toner you see there

was something left behind

sprits some in a cotton pad

and apply all over your face

and i mean the whole thing, neck included

girls never forget the neck

of course i'm not done yet

my newest toy

my facial oil

from loreal i love this stuff

i use it everyday and night

i can't live without anymore

2 drops are enough

and my skin breathes again

and the smell is divine

apply and massage on your face

also on circular motions

of course i had to speed the video

you woudn't wait to see my delight

and now my night cream

after the oil has been fully absorbed

i always apply a night cream

this one is from cien

but as i have said use whatever you have at home

and i never finish without hydratating

my lips

this chapstick is from labello

specially in the winter

my lips are always dry and cracked

so i have hair down now

i was feeling funky

i can breath

with my fresh and clean face

super important message

NEVER EVER GO TO BED WITHOUT

REMOVING YOUR MAKE UP

use a make up wipe or micellar water and cotton pads

ALWAYS REMOVE YOUR MAKE UP

most of your skin regeneration happens

at night

so if your pores are filled with make up...

that can't be good

i hope you liked the video

i hope you like my face without make up

that's the way it is, i can't change it

if you liked it please give me a thumbs up

comment, share

subscribe

you know the usual

see you soon xoxo

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Olivia Newton John - Hopelessly Devoted to You (subtitles PT/ENG) - Duration: 2:57.

Video and Subtitle Edition Irineu Damo

Guess mine is not the first heart broken

My eyes are not the first to cry

I'm not the first to know

There's just no getting over you

I know...

I'm just a fool, who's willing to sit around and wait for you

But baby can't you see there's nothing else for me to do?

I'm hopelessly devoted to you

But now there's no where to hide

Since you pushed my love aside

I'm outta my head

Hopelessly devoted to you

Hopelessly devoted to you

Hopelessly devoted to you...

My head is saying: Fool forget him

My heart is saying: Don't let go...

Hold on to the end That's what I intend to do

I'm hopelessly devoted to you

But now there's no where to hide

Since you pushed my love aside

I'm outta my head

Hopelessly devoted to you

Hopelessly devoted to you

Hopelessly devoted to you...

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Read Along with Sj Daisy: "Extraordinary Jane" by Hannah E. Harrison. - Duration: 4:37.

Hi Ya'll.

Welcome to Read Along with Sj Daisy.

Today's book is "Extraordinary Jane." by Hannah E. Harrison

Now I got my book from the library.

If you can't get to the library just read along with me or you can even push the CC

for closed captioning and read that.

"Extraordinary Jane" by Hannah E. Harrison Now this book was put together by Dial Books for Young Readers.

That's an Imprint of Penguin Books.

Oh, and look.

It's dedicated To Lila Quinn, the star of my circus

"Extraordinary Jane"

Jane was ordinary

in a world that was extraordinary.

She wasn't graceful like her mother,

or mighty like her father.

She wasn't daring like her brothers,

or fearless like her sisters.

Jane was just Jane.

She tried to find her special talent.

But heights made her dizzy . . . Oh, that is very, very high up!

her jokes were a flop . . .

her music lacked musicality . . .

her paintings, pizzazz.

And then there was the whole balancing ball disaster. Oh my.

Oh, look where they all ended up.

And there's Jane.

Jane . . . was just . . .

Jane.

Jane A REALLY GOOD DOG

And that was enough.

Awww, thank you Jane.

Jane reminds us that we're perfect exactly like we are.

'Cause Jane can only be Jane.

And I can only be me.

And you can only be you.

And you're perfect exactly like you are.

Wanna hear it again?

You can just push re-wind on that there video contraption.

But before you do, get up, stretch your body, move a little bit, work up a sweat,

and then come on back and listen again.

Thank you so much for taking time out of your day to hang out with me

and Read Along with Sj Daisy.

And thank you for that special book today: "Extraordinary Jane."

Bye-bye.

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"New Red Arrow" and Railroad crossing - Duration: 10:10.

Railroad crossing and limited express. "New Red Arrow" Seibu 10000 system will pass.

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Ariana Grande Plays MSP! - Duration: 15:08.

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Be A Lego Hero

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Funny Superhero Video - Super"R"Man 4 - Duration: 1:00.

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CRAZIEST THING THAT HAPPENED AT SCHOOL | Dolan True Stories - Duration: 8:54.

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FUCK STEAM GREENLIGHT (BEST of Steam Greenlight trailers) - JMAA - Duration: 16:15.

Boy, it sure smells like a stink in Steam Greenlight…

Oh wait, there really is a stinker piece of shit.

Loads of them.

[intro music]

Hey, gay demons, your dark overlord THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST here.

Now, I'm pretty sure you heard the news that Steam Greenlight is gonna close at some

point this year to leave place to something called "Steam Direct", which I'm not

really sure if it's gonna be the same stinking flood of shit or not, but I'm pretty sure

this means we can properly say goodbye to the fucking shitstorm that is Steam Greenlight.

There was a lot of shit pouring from Greenlight, and every day and every Jim Sterling video

is a clear evidence of that ever happening.

I'm pretty sure you'll think "wow, you are basically doing the same thing than Jim

Sterling right now", and probably yes, but here's the thing: one is that I'm not

obviously that much of a Jim Sterling fan right now, and two is that I'm just here

to make fun of really shitty Greenlight projects, so I'll do a better job than Jim Sterling

for sure.

Let's just dig in and see what shit nuggets we can pull out of Greenlight, as a tribute

and a soon-to-be post-mortem of Steam Greenlight.

[JACK OFF TO CARTOON PORN]

The first Greenlight project I want to highlight is obviously what I usually call the Steam

equivalent of "Lance Stewart Boobs and Ass in the Thumbnail" clickbait, which, as in

it's YouTube counterpart, it has the same attractive values that seem incredibly desperate.

This game is called "Sweet Fantasy".

I don't know what's with these generic visual novel games that pander to be cute,

like "Sugar Dream", "Beautiful Illusion", "Flower Ecstasy"...

(trailer footage)

And you see where the game is practically going.

It is a clear indication that the developer rightfully says "yes, I am so desperate

to make a game that panders to sexually frustrated prepubescent kids, and I have no talent whatsoever".

Here's the thing: if you don't sell me a VR game where I can strap on my cock a Fleshlight

and make it so the girl or guy really looks like he's really giving me a blowjob from

the virtual world, don't talk to me, you sack of scum.

However, this can't be really as comfortable to set up as this project, so all we got for

now are these shitty visual novels with generic anime or hentai aesthetics that tend to tease

you constantly until a scarce few moments where you can see a fucking censored naked

girl.

This is mainly why my old Nekopara Vol. 1 Let's Plays failed, because these games

seem only so linear and so teasing it's only fucking boring.

And when you finally get to see naked ladies, whoops!

Seems like Steam or Valve doesn't like nudity or porn in their games, let's just censor

it to just comply with their shitty guidelines!

If you want to make porn games that are mainly for people to just jack off, give porn directly

and don't upload it to Steam.

Do it like 3D SexVilla or something, GIVE ACTUAL PORN.

Because this is just clickbait.

Lazy and misleading fucking clickbait.

[COPY AND PASTE]

If you see pseudo-hentai visual novels on Steam Greenlight, I'm pretty sure that you'll

notice that not much is original on Steam Greenlight.

And something that is not clearly original in here is a game called "Deep Forest".

I'm not really sure if it is because of the stupidity of the developer, who's from

Spain by the way, or is it because of sheer lack of typeface choices, but a Comic Sans

typeface in the icon doesn't seem so fitting for this game.

(trailer footage)

And now you can clearly see why this game fails.

I can say that you may look at it and the thought in your head pops in and says "hey,

this looks very familiar, too familiar in fact."

That is because the game straight off copies aesthetics from another game called "Limbo",

which was released back in 2010 for the Xbox 360.

"Hey guys!

I'm noticed that graphics looks like Limbo in many ways you see it.

But as monsterman51 says, we are not copying Limbo, you can read description, it is a open

world game with a different concept at all."

Yet you managed to copy the same aesthetics than Limbo in an even shittier framerate?

"JMAA, you're not making it easy for me to not to call you a retard, in fact, IT IS

a completely different game, it is an open world RPG game, they are not copying from

Limbo, Limbo is a platformer puzzle game, this is an open world RPG game."

You can say whatever you want about how your game plays, but in the end, I'm not as fucking

stupid as you are!

I know directly from the graphics and aesthetics that you are so unoriginal to just copy straight

off from Limbo.

Sorry, I don't care about your stupid open world RPG when your game looks exactly like

Limbo.

I know you're Spanish, so I'm going to say it in your very natural language since

I'm Spanish too: "haz un puto juego original, imbécil".

[NO MORE OF THIS PLEASE]

Speaking of blatant, shoddy and lazy rip-offs, here's a game called "Flying Bird".

"Hello, Stem Greenlight community, my name is rostselmash and I want to present my game

project Flying Bird"

"Wait, you say it is Floppy Berd ripoff?

You think I'm stupid?

I'm not stoopid, I cum from Russia, the country of Southern Colorado.

Flippy Bard is popular gam.

I saw Floppy Wiener get remove from App Store and said myself 'I can make Flappy Bard

too, I can bring Flappy Bart back on Stem Greenlite.'"

"Oh, it is not enough with pipes, I will put Marilo plants in it, extra challenge,

will keep playor addicted.

It is a new Flippy Bort, it is Flying Bird."

"Gimme your votes, gimme your votes now!"

(trailer footage)

No, I didn't actually edit that end of the footage, the trailer really abruptly ends

like that.

What seems even funnier is the fact that the trailer uses really intense music like it

was a big thing.

Yeah, let's pump it up, boy!

Flappy- I mean, Flying Bird is the biggest experience you can ever live, it is a Flappy

Bird clone in 2017!

[DAYO ES GORDO]

If you thought the thing with Flappy Bird was such a dead meme at this point, I think

this next one will be a bigger statement that proves Russians are awful at creating Greenlight

pitches.

There's some sort of correlation between Russians and dead memes, so it's no big

surprise that this next game is going to be even staler at this point.

Great Memes 2k17!

(trailer footage, just kill me)

What else I can say about this fucking trailer?

Not only seems like a terrible mess of noise and graphics, but it even manages to do the

capital sin of using the Doge meme unironically in 2017.

HOW DARE YOU!?

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!?

Look, if you put me in your project an unironic Doge meme in your 2017 game, you're fucking

dead to me, you're fucking mincemeat to me!

Because apparently, dead memes on Steam Greenlight are the equivalent to Leafy clickbait on Steam

Greenlight.

It truly shows how fucking talentless you are.

Please, leave the dead memes and unironic Doge memes to Ubisoft's Watch_Dogs.

They're gonna do a better job at that than you.

[JUST STOP]

Speaking of dead memes, here's a game called "Drudes Sandstorm".

(trailer footage)

I cannot think of a much staler and deader meme than Darude Sandstorm, but if you obviously

make a Darude Sandstorm game, with asset flipping generic military assets, I think you're

fucking braindead.

I don't know what's the correlation between Darude Sandstorm and Call of Duty military

shit, might be because of the Call of Duty inspired MLG montage parodies, which are still

dead by the way, but my problem is this:

Stop making meme games.

If you make a meme game, the moment the meme itself dies off, your game is gonna become

shittier.

[MAD DAGGER]

We've seen hentai visual novels, lazy ripoffs and dead memes, what else have we got?

Oh yes!

Generic platformer games.

This game is called MAD DAGGER, and as you can see, it's really got a really bad pitch.

You wouldn't be so fucking retarded to pitch me a game like this, when your Greenlight

icon looks like low-resolution shit, you used an image straight ripped off from a Google

Image Search with some Impact text plastered into it, and your game looks so childish I

just bleed from my eyes.

(trailer footage)

"Fight and opposition to the evil are intimate, put in our soul.

Fight for survival and win against all enemies on the difficult way..."

(trailer footage)

"Put on a FBI cap and take with yourself the whole arsenal of weapon, all this that

is necessary for you fight.

It is a lot of weapon, it is a lot of enemies, it is a lot of bosses and many levels.

Raise money, collect bonuses and become the hero!"

I love this shit.

You see, this description has got funny lines, and I'm a sucker for funny lines.

[BAD TRIP]

If you haven't barfed through your eyes enough, don't worry, here is where we get

into the deep rabbit hole of what is Steam Greenlight.

"Rainbow Smiles".

(trailer footage)

Oh, this is where we really put the "smiles" in "Rainbow Smiles".

The game is not only a bad LSD trip, but it also has graphics straight off ripped from

Doom, images ripped from Google Images, and the stock sound effects that will drill your

brain as long as you just watch the entire trailer.

You watch this trailer for only 1 minute and 43 seconds, but each second feels like it's

draining your remaining hours of your entire life.

I kinda think this is the kind of material that North Korea uses to torture political

criminals.

[AUTISTIC SCREECHING]

We've seen quite a bit of vomit-inducing shit in this video, but we're just going

to wrap the collection up with something called "Era 80".

(trailer footage)

Wow, surely Steam advocates for the rights of disabled people!

What seems to be surprising is that someone, who seems apparently autistic, managed to

pay $100 to put this on Greenlight and sell it to millions of people, as to saying "this

is my game, this is my product, please buy my product".

Obviously at least he managed to just take the effort of redrawing several anime characters

like Vegetta from Dragon Ball Z or Luffy from One Piece for some reason to use them as characters

for his game.

What is that you say, young pirate boy?

(gibberish)

Yeah, you tell them, Luffy Clone!

You fucking tell them!

By the way, if you don't understand this alien language, he's just saying "kill

me".

One funnier thing is that Jim Sterling managed to do a video on this very Greenlight project,

and what's funnier of all of this is that the developer already noticed Jim Sterling's

video and had quite of a meltdown on Greenlight, pretty much like most of these developers

of these shitty Greenlight games would do with Jim Sterling.

But hey, don't let your dreams be dreams!

You can sell any game you want!

You're a special kid!

Autism.

[GOOD GRIEF IT'S OVER]

I want to wrap up this video by just dedicating some words to the death of Steam Greenlight

itself.

The main reason of Steam Greenlight dying off is that it didn't even have a proper

quality control, mainly because the more games flow into Steam's storefront, the more money

Valve generates.

You know, Valve gets a lot of money from Steam, like, literally A LOT.

I'm pretty sure they would have the enough money to spend into a human quality control

team for Greenlight, but no… it seems like they don't want to spend that money, so

they invent this shitty YouTube-like algorithm that directly entirely manages every single

game that gets into Greenlight.

Valve, please don't use algorithms.

I know it's a huge spending of money to hire quality control teams, but the thing

is, hiring them is more worth it.

Because otherwise, this kind of ugly fucking shit games would easily flood the gates of

Steam and taint your platform's reputation.

Not only that, but you also apparently inspired Sony's Playstation Store to do the same

kind of thing, and this is the main reason why games like "Life of Black Tiger" or

"SKYLIGHT FREERANGE 2: GACHDUINE" exist on the PS4.

Human quality control.

Either that, or either get to work on Half-Life 3, you cunts.

[THAT SURE IS OK, BUT WHAT DOES VALVE HAVE TO SAY?]

(Hitler speech)

I like this.

Thanks for watching this video!

If you like what you see, and want to join the Gay Demon forces of Hell, please subscribe

to see more!

I'll see you next time!

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6 Organisms That Cheat the System - Duration: 8:50.

Animals have all sorts of bizarre adaptations to get stuff done, whether that's finding

enough to eat, wooing a mate, or raising their offspring.

But some species have figured out shortcuts to make things a little easier for themselves.

These five animals and one plant take advantage of other organisms, co-opting mating rituals

and interspecies partnerships for their own ends.

In other words, they cheat.

[1.

The slaty flowerpiercer]

Plants can't just sprout legs to move around and look for mates – they're rooted in

place.

So that means their ability to reproduce usually depends on luring in pollinators, which, as

you might've guessed, pick up pollen from a flower on one plant and deposit it in a

flower on another.

Flowers have a lot of tricks to attract these pollinators, like bright colors, sweet smells,

and a sugary liquid called nectar.

Insects, hummingbirds, and even bats, stick their faces into flowers to drink up some

sweet, sweet nectar, and get pollen all over themselves in the process.

But some animals, known as nectar robbers, have developed sneaky tactics that let them

get a reward without actually helping the plant.

One such thief is the slaty flowerpiercer, a small bird from Central America that perches

on a plant's stem and uses its hooked beak to make a hole in the base of a flower.

Then, it extracts the nectar with its tongue, never touching the flower's anthers, where

the pollen is.

This burglary works on all kinds of flowers, giving the birds an extra advantage: flexibility.

Pollinators usually have to specialize to nab nectar, with a beak or probosces that

fit certain flower shapes and sizes.

Flowerpiercers, though, can puncture any flower they want, to get the tastiest food.

So the plants face a complicated evolutionary dilemma:

On the one hand, they need to defend themselves against nectar robbers, like by diluting their

nectar to make it less appealing.

But their nectar needs to be sweet enough so pollinators, like hummingbirds, don't

lose interest.

For now, at least, flowerpiercers' breaking-and-entering M.O. keeps them well-fed in the tropical forests

of Costa Rica and Panama.

[2.

Cleaner wrasse]

For slaty flowerpiercers, the reward for cheating is a sweet sweet nectar.

For a fish called the cleaner wrasse, it's sweet sweet mucus.

Cleaner wrasse are small, striped fish found in coral reefs.

They make their living by providing a service for the reef's other residents.

Fish come to spots known as cleaning stations, and let the wrasse pick off and eat the parasites

on their skin.

The cleaner wrasse gets an easy meal, and the other fish gets its pesky parasites removed.

But some cleaner wrasse also cheat their customers.

In addition to munching on parasitic crustaceans, wrasse will sneak bites of the protective

mucus coating that covers their customers' scales.

In lab experiments where cleaner wrasse were given a choice between plates of parrotfish

mucus and plates of parasites, the wrasse actually preferred the nutritious mucus.

In the wild, though, fish won't visit the cleaning stations of wrasse who cheat frequently,

so wrasse have an incentive to behave themselves to keep the easy meals coming.

Cleaner wrasse also tend to work in pairs, and a cheater will often be punished by its

partner, who doesn't want to lose all of its clients to this bad behavior.

If one partner sneaks a bite of mucus and the customer fish storms away, the other partner

will aggressively chase the cheater, which is fish for, "hey, cut that out."

So if you're a fish on a reef looking for a good delousing, steer clear of cleaner wrasse

swimming solo.

[3.

The brown-headed cowbird]

Passing your genes onto another generation takes a lot of work.

You have to feed your offspring, shelter them, and protect them from predators.

But some crafty birds have figured out a way around the labors of parenthood.

Why spend weeks raising your chicks when you can just dump your eggs in another bird's

nest and let them do it for you?

This is called brood parasitism, and the most infamous cheating bird in North America is

the brown-headed cowbird.

Because she doesn't have to spend any time or energy raising her young, a female cowbird

can produce a lot of eggs – as many as three dozen in a single summer.

She lays each of those eggs in other songbird nests, sneaking them in at just the right

time so that they'll be accepted by the host and incubated.

Once a cowbird chick hatches, it will sometimes act like a little assassin and roll the other

eggs out of the nest, eliminating competition for its foster parents' attention.

And even if that doesn't happen, cowbird chicks tend to grow faster than those of their

host species.

That lets them bully their smaller nestmates out of their share of the food… so, watch

out step-brothers and sisters.

Songbird chicks unlucky enough to have a cowbird foster sibling rarely survive long enough

to leave the nest.

This situation has created an evolutionary arms race.

If a host bird realizes it has a brood parasite egg in its nest, it'll dump the intruder

before it hatches.

So many parasitic birds have evolved to produce eggs that look almost exactly like those of

their hosts.

In turn, hosts have gotten better and better at recognizing the imposter eggs for what

they are.

But the brown-headed cowbird may have an unfair advantage in this fight... thanks to humans.

Cowbirds like brushy habitat and woodland edges, which crop up as we bulldoze forests

to make room for more houses.

For songbirds already facing habitat loss, it's a one-two punch – even if they can

find a decent spot to nest, they might find themselves raising a monster.

[4.

Satellite frogs]

A lot of male frogs and toads use sound to attract mates.

Every spring, they gather in ponds and marshes at night and sing their mating calls.

The ladies listen to their options and go for the males with the longest, loudest, or

fastest calls.

It's a good system, because great calls take a lot of effort to produce.

So males who manage it are probably tough and well-fed, which might give their offspring

a genetic edge.

But in some frog species, a few males cheat and use a strategy that lets them find a mate

without making a single croak.

These satellite males will wait quietly near a male whose call is top-notch.

Then, when a female approaches to check out the really studly male, a sneaky satellite

male swoops in and mates with her instead of the actual caller.

Some male frogs switch back and forth between calling and being a satellite, depending on

who else is in the pond.

Experiments with European tree frogs, for example, found that males were more likely

to resort to satellite tactics if they were small, which probably made it harder to make

really attractive calls.

But these frogs also listened to the calls around them, and if they decided that the

competition wasn't so hot either, they'd start croaking again too.

[5.

Femme fatale fireflies]

For another case of mating going wrong, at least for some participants, take a look at

fireflies.

Fireflies use specific patterns of flashes to find mates.

Each species has its own unique code, which helps prevent accidental interspecies hook-ups.

But one genus of fireflies co-opted this system for more nefarious purposes.

Female Photuris fireflies mimic the flashes of females from another genus, the Photinus

fireflies.

When the femme fatales attract these other guys, they kill and eat them.

But there's more to this than just an easy meal.

See, their victims have special chemicals in their blood called lucibufagins, but we'll

just call them LBGs.

These compounds are steroids, similar to toxins found in some species of toad.

When these fireflies feel threatened by predators like spiders and birds, they excrete droplets

of LBG-filled blood, called "reflex bleeding," to say, "I'm gross!

Don't eat me!"

And femme fatale fireflies can't produce these defensive chemicals themselves – they

have to eat their more chemically-gifted cousins to get this added protection.

A group of researchers from Cornell University figured all this out using a clever series

of experiments.

They captured both types of fireflies and measured the LBG levels in femme fatale Photuris

fireflies before and after feeding them Photinus males.

They also tried feeding different fireflies to jumping spiders, confirming that the spiders

wouldn't eat insects with high levels of LBGs in their blood.

So black widows aren't the only dangerous ladies out there, Photuris fireflies give

them a run for their money.

[6.

Empty orchids]

Now, nature isn't only full of animals that cheat.

Plants do it, too.

The slaty flowerpiercer may take advantage of flowers for their nectar, but an orchid

in southern Africa has flipped the script, .

Remember how some insects specialize in pollinating a specific plant?

That's thanks to coevolution.

Over time, the plant gets really good at attracting and rewarding a specific species of insect,

and the insect gets really good at pollinating that kind of plant.

That's the case for a plant in southern Africa called Z. microsiphon, which produces

long, tube-shaped flowers.

It's pollinated by a single species of fly with a very long proboscis that lets it reach

deep into the narrow flower to sip its nectar.

Both organisms benefit – the fly gets a meal, and the plant gets pollinated and can

reproduce.

But a second plant species is taking advantage of this partnership.

In some areas where Z. microsiphon lives, there's a rare orchid that grows alongside

it.

The flowers of the orchid look suspiciously similar to Z. microsiphon's – long, tube-shaped,

pink and white.

The orchid will even go so far as to mimic the slight variations in Z. microsiphon's

flowers to match its specific neighborhood.

But the flowers of the orchid are dry: there's no nectar to be found.

It's all a deception – the orchid attracts the other flower's pollinators without putting

any resources into producing nectar.

So if you're one of those people who peeked when you were "it" during hide-and-seek,

or you just can't resist using cheat codes to skip levels in games... you might have

a new excuse.

You're just the latest in a big group of cheaters in nature, who are all in it to win

it – even at the expense of others.

Thanks for watching this episode of SciShow, which was brought to you by our patrons on

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Less Than Famous 2017 - Duration: 2:01.

Hey everyone! I'm Nirali, and welcome to

my Less Than Famous audition video for

2017. So I'm only going to answer one

question: how do you stick out in a sea

of so many creators? It honestly only

boils down to one thing: being yourself.

It's overused clichéd advice, but it's

true. My most popular video till date is

the one where I talk about my obscure

religion, Jainism, and that's because

people are curious about it and I have

the knowledge they want. I'm also

consistent, which many creators that are

my size - under a thousand subscribers -

aren't. I've been making videos at least

once a week for a year and a half now

which has made my little community grow

bigger than I ever could have imagined.

The Jainism videos take a lot of time to

write so I can't make those every week,

but there are more things that I care

about and can talk about more easily. You

have to strike a balance between being

relatable and being yourself. I'm an

unapologetic fangirl which makes me

relate to the hundreds of thousands of

fangirls out there. I think a lot about

politics, which everyone should be doing

if they aren't already. I document my

struggles with creativity and motivation

because everyone struggles with

creativity and motivation. I want

everything I do to have my unique

perspective because I am unique. It's

literally what my name means. I'm not

afraid to talk about Bollywood and

Taylor Swift in the same video because I

am passionate about both of those things,

and I know that there are others who are

passionate about at least one of those.

My ideal viewer is someone who isn't

scared off by a few words in a different

language. I wouldn't say I make

confrontational content, but if my

content forces you to confront the fact

that your worldview isn't the only world

view, then all the better.

I'm not afraid to tell my own stories. I

am myself while appealing to others. So

that is it for this video. Thank you so

much for watching and considering me for

the Less Than Famous panel at VidCon. I

will be leaving some extended comments

in the description because I couldn't

stop thinking about this. I will see you

guys next time with a new video. Bye!

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5 Tips: HOW TO BE MORE PRODUCTIVE ► 5 Productivity Tips | How To Be Productive After-School Everyday - Duration: 4:56.

Alright, KreativeVein back here again and today I just wanted to go over productivity.

I've got 5 ways to do more, and despite the fact that I work out, go to school, run

a business, and have a social life with other habits, I still have the time to chill.

I'm not trying to brag but that's more to show you that these methods work no matter

where you are from, last year I was a fucking loser with piss bottles in my room.

Before we get into the 1st and most crucial step, be sure to smash that subscribe button

and click the bell to get notified if you have subscribed.

The 1st and most important tip for myself is to use time everywhere.

I used to be upset that much of my time is spent in school learning subjects that aren't

extremely relevant to my visions.

However, I learned to use the time wisely.

No matter what, I only have 24 hours in the day and the average lifespan only until 70

or 80, so I need to be productive.

After brainstorming a ton, I realized I could use my time in class to script, to produce

lyrics for music, to be more social, and to do creative work.

In classes that I don't care about, which is all but two, which are finance and US History,

both of which I am getting recommendation letters from, I just do work for YouTube,

which is my first priority.

This is ever better because when I'm writing, I look like any other kid taking notes in

class.

So no matter where you are, even if you aren't in the best environment, figure out a way

to use that time wisely.

This translates even to small things that do add up over time.

If you take a long bus ride each day, I use it to relax, but some of my friends finish

leftover homework, or if you just want to listen to an audiobook or brainstorm, it's

your choice of how to use it.

This is your greatest asset, no matter where you are, you can and should use it well.

The next tip is to take breaks in between tasks, which takes large tasks and breaks

them down into smaller chunks.

For instance, when animating, I animate the intro, take a 3 minutes break, animate the

1st step of the video, take a 3 minutes break, and repeat until I'm done in an hour or

two.

It's much less daunting to work for 20 minutes on one part and then break than to try to

find the motivation to finish a video completely in 2 hours.

This also allows you to rest and recover from the work before so you don't half-ass your

work.

This is a smaller step, but make sure your health is in order.

I know people, and myself last year who sleep 4 hours a night talking about how they're

hustling.

Shut the fuck up and get sleep.

Unless this is a life or death situation, there is no need to ruin your own health.

I feel much better and do much more with 7 to 8 hours of sleep a night rather than half-assing

my work being sleep deprived.

It messes with your hormones too, and I definitely stunted growth because sleep is when HGH is

released, the human growth hormone.

And if you are sleeping well, if you start working out, you will be more energetic during

the day, leading to more work done and a better body plus confidence.

Another step that is small because I've talked about it a lot is to just quit your

bad habits.

Jacking off, doing drugs, whatever your bad habits are, chill with them.

If they waste your time and energy like porn did for me, then just cut it out.

It's hard to quit, but it is worth it.

Critical step, when I stopped jacking off work became much easier for me (maybe not

at first because you have all these urges, but over time you will feel much better).

I have a video in the annotation and description on quitting porn if you are interested.

And finally, the last step to being more productive is to just plan and set deadlines for yourself.

I will show my daily schedule on screen.

Each day I have tasks to do that will build me up, and I just follow that.

I set deadlines to finish 2 videos per week on Thursday and Sunday.

If you don't have a deadline, you will waste time, set them for yourself and get into the

habit of planning.

I have a video on this as well.

That's all there is to it.

Thanks a ton for watching, and if you haven't already, be sure to join the group chat as

well in the description below!

KreativeVein, peace.

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How to Be Less Awkward On a First Date (You Know You Need This!) - Duration: 3:51.

Hey ladies in the North here and today I

want to talk about one of the most

awkward points in any relationship the

first date

now for those of you who don't know me

I'm a relationship coach from vancouver

bc and i work with women around the

world who want to improve their love

lives

that's why today I'm going to share with

you 5 powerful tips for making your

first day less awkward before i do

though i want to quickly ask that if you

enjoy this video or find it helpful then

please show your support by subscribing

to my youtube channel now without

further ado let's get started

number one be in the moment sure

first dates can be a bit nerve-racking

but if you focus on having fun you'll

find your date goes much more smoothly

than it otherwise would instead of

worrying about if the guy you're with

likes you are looking for into the

future just be in the moment and make it

count

obviously the right environment will go

far with this one some planning the

first state consider something that will

set the mood and keep you both having a

good time

which brings me to my next point number

to settle for something simpler dinner a

movie has become the classic first date

approached but it does have its flaws

the problem with this is that a movie

leaves little room for conversation

whereas a flan dinner beforehand can be

somewhat uncomfortable especially if you

don't already know one another instead

of committing yourself to a full meal

with someone that you're probably just

getting to know why not settle for

something more casual like a walk in the

park are going for a drink if after a

shorter interaction you realize that

there's chemistry between the two of you

then you can take things a step further

and agreed to spend more time together

on the other hand if it is awkward a

more casual first date will let you

leave earlier end it more gracefully

number three keep the conversation light

you're out to have a good time together

so make sure the conversation is

enjoyable there's absolutely no reason

for you to talk about your exes or any

other heavy subjects like income

politics or religious beliefs on a first

date

not only will put a bad taste in his

mouth but it will also make you look a

little bit insane instead focus on

connecting with your dates that he feels

compelled to call you back to do so

asking questions about himself and shown

that you're genuinely interested in

getting to know him

remember men want to be with women who

are fun and take the stress away not

cause

them to make sure he feels good in your

company number four make eye contact

this one is often overlooked but making

eye contact with your date is an easy

tip to avoid being awkward think about

it for a moment would you rather connect

with someone who's confident enough to

look you in the eye or someone who's

glance awkwardly darted around the room

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presentation number 5 offered to split

the bell whether it's for ice cream

cones or an epic day of ziplining

offering to split the bill will help

reduce any sort of awkwardness that

otherwise creeps in

when it comes time to paying for your

date is true some men still feel the

need to cover the cost but expecting him

to do so isn't classy instead ask if

you'd like to split it or suggest that

you get the next bill whatever you do

just don't stand there waiting for him

to pay it'll make things real awkward

between you

well that's all the time I have for this

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How to make Pizza Stuffed Buns

Plain Flour 4 Cups

Egg 1

Oil 2 tbsp

Milk Powder 4 tbsp

Yeast 1 tbsp

Baking Powder 1 tsp

Bread Improver 1 tsp

Sugar 1 tbsp

Salt 1 tsp

Warm Water as You Required

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Hope you have a good time

Thanks for watching!!!

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I have a very rare disease. - Duration: 7:02.

hey everybody is VDK and today I have to tell

you something very serious I have a very

very rare disease... i cannot LIE it's

terrible

I always have to tell the truth... It really is a burden

I just have to tell everything that's on my

mind or otherwise I really guilty

and it just happens that today we're going to do

a would you rather

would you rather use sandpaper for toilet paper or

vinegar for eyedrops?

I mean... I'd never use vinegar for eyedrops, but...

using that sandpaper for an extra scratch... IT'S PERFECT

Would you rather

shit bricks or puke slugs

It comes with an image of a snail thank God

because I had no idea what a slug was

Obviously puke slugs, I mean... They're kinda slimey

so they just like come out easily

I mean, shitbreak would be very very

painful and I mean very painful and then

the sandpaper from the previous question

is nothing... so yeah just just give me

the slugs and the sandpaper, thank you

would you rather have no knees

or no elbows... What, what does that mean?

so basically... would you rather have no elbows

and be like constantly like this...

not fitting through the door if you want to

go like this, you always have to go through

doors like this or would you rather have

to

walk like this, umhhh... basically like a penguin

I like penguins, i'd rather have no freaking knees...

would you rather have something in your

eye... and that's fucking terrible because i have

always something in my eye

or need to sneeze, but never be able to

for a year

oh, it's only for year... oh whowowow let's

read this again, would you rather have

something in your eye

they don't say what, so yeah..

i'd rather have something in my eye

contact lenses

would you rather be rich and ugly or poor and goodlooking

i think i prefer good-looking because...

just give me the money

would you rather be able to turn invisible

or be able to fly?

if you choose being invisible

you're up to something... something illegal

I'm pretty sure..

I mean why would you want to be invisible

to rob a bank, to spy on someone, to... I don't know...

I just to fly!

would you rather spend 5 years in solitary confinement in prison and become rich

or never go to prison but never become rich

I mean... If the food and the beds are good, that's fine by me...

would you rather

always have to tell the truth

or would you rather always lie

I HATE liars

and I cannot lie, So..I'd rather tell the truth

Would you rather

live in the Harry Potter universe of the Pokémon universe

I mean.. thuh... Harry Potter is like my favorite

i'm still waiting for the letter to come

it's like almost.. I don't know...10 years late but...

Would you rather, pee yourself in public

or shit yourself in private?

but have to wait three hours to clean it up...

I'd rather shit myself.. it..it's private

So...And I guess your shit stays warm, for a

longer time than your pee aswell...

And now! the worst of all

at least that's what they are saying

Would you rather... Watch your parents have sex

for the rest of your life... or join in once to stop it????

[dying on the inside]

I'd rather kill myself!

bubbye

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IT'S A WRAP! How I take my make up off! - Duration: 6:38.

hello, today i bring you a video

of how i remove my make up

i hope you like it

so i always pull my hair back

with my hair band

it's red but has no sports affiliation

i hate hair moving around my face

while i wash it

some music would be cool

so let's take this off

the most cruel moment of the day

so much work to remove it all now

2 cotton pads

what for?

to remove my eyes make up

this one is from cien but use whatever you have

at home

i like to soak the pads

because it's the product that has to do the work

don't forget

do not rub your eyes like nuts

so press a little bit, let the product sink in

a few seconds

and massage gently in circular motions

from your eyebrows to your lower lashes

please do not rub you eyes

the product has to do the job, not you

keep that in mind

so nothing on my eyes

so now what?

of course for the heavy duty work

i always use i make up wipe remover

this one is from nivea for sensitive skin

i like to see the magic happen

no dove is about to come out...only make up

the amount of dirt that clings to your skin

during the day

i always use this before i remove my make

up with water

and what am i going to use next?

of course i wasn't done yet

i'm going to use a exfoliating soap

this one is from bioten

i really love it, it's fantastic, i

highly recommend it

so we are clear, it's a scrub formula

not form "scrubs" the series but scrub the soap

1x to 2x /week always do this

use warm water to rinse your face

aplly some exfoliating soap and massage

in circular motions

you get it

it's not your first rodeo

neither is mine

do not neglect the neck

i love these towels to gently wipe my face

so what's missing?

the toner

this is super important to freshned up

your face

and remove all dead cells from your skin

and sometimes you might think your face

is clean but after the toner you see there

was something left behind

sprits some in a cotton pad

and apply all over your face

and i mean the whole thing, neck included

girls never forget the neck

of course i'm not done yet

my newest toy

my facial oil

from loreal i love this stuff

i use it everyday and night

i can't live without anymore

2 drops are enough

and my skin breathes again

and the smell is divine

apply and massage on your face

also on circular motions

of course i had to speed the video

you woudn't wait to see my delight

and now my night cream

after the oil has been fully absorbed

i always apply a night cream

this one is from cien

but as i have said use whatever you have at home

and i never finish without hydratating

my lips

this chapstick is from labello

specially in the winter

my lips are always dry and cracked

so i have hair down now

i was feeling funky

i can breath

with my fresh and clean face

super important message

NEVER EVER GO TO BED WITHOUT

REMOVING YOUR MAKE UP

use a make up wipe or micellar water and cotton pads

ALWAYS REMOVE YOUR MAKE UP

most of your skin regeneration happens

at night

so if your pores are filled with make up...

that can't be good

i hope you liked the video

i hope you like my face without make up

that's the way it is, i can't change it

if you liked it please give me a thumbs up

comment, share

subscribe

you know the usual

see you soon xoxo

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" Black Hooded Warrior Revealed! " - Dragon Ball Super Episode 79 Thoughts - Duration: 10:11.

Dragon Ball Super Episode 79 was extremely entertaining. I found it very satisfying and

rating the episode 8/10. Majin Buu vs Basil battle had a lot of elements and was smoothly

animated. They also revealed the Black Hooded guy, and the episode ended with Gohan and

Lavender in the stage for 2nd round of this exhibition match to be continued on the next

episode.

Before anything else, I want to talk about that Black Hooded character. He has drawn

a lot of attention, first seen in the first trailer of Universal Survival Arc everyone

was trying to guess who he could be. Because all other Universes have only Gods, Kaioshins

and Angels in their except for U7 and 9 for the exhibition, but in Universe 11's stage

we saw this guy standing besides the most attention-grabbing God of destruction, Vermoud.

For those of you who don't know yet, The Clown God's name is Vermoud. This episode

finally revealed who this cloaked guy is, and his name is Toppo. He is a gigantic hot

blooded warrior, and leader of the ' Pride Troppers' team, peace protectors of Universe

11. We see some fighters of U11 wearing this red-black attire, even the guy who is prominently

seen fighting Goku in the opening is from the same team. Toppo happens to be the leader

of the team, meaning he is a bigger badass.

He does have more importance than other warriors, which might be the explanation for him being

there. That is he is actually a candidate to become the next God of Destruction. In

this episode, one of Buu's attacks gets deflected towards the stage of U11, and Toppo

stops it in a very badass manner. This caught everyone's attention.

There's another minor issue about this, most of us predicted that the hooded guy would

be the jaco looking fighter based on the clues we had. Like, in the first trailer the guy

was smaller, and we could see his Gloves and mouth, and that was nothing similar to the

Toppo, but very identical to buffed Jaco. However, suddenly in the opening, they changed

the cloaked guy, gave him a bigger size, and also decided to cover up his hand and mouth.

What was the reason behind this change?

Most probably they wanted to place the Jaco guy primarily when the trailer was made but

later decided to put Toppo there or simply to confuse us only. However, since Toppo is

the team leader and a candidate for being the next God of Destruction. This makes more

sense.

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Okay, back on Episode 79, It's The Kick Specialist Basil vs The Durable Majin Buu.

This Is the most dangerous Buu ever got since Dragon Ball Z. Also, this highlights the fact

that apart from his playful side he also has a caring, sensible and serious side. Basil

on the other hand raises our hopes on the variety this Tournament of Power might give

us. He wasn't particularly a powerful opponent, but his unorthodox fighting style and transformation

was refreshing and fun to watch. On the stage of Universe 9, we have their Dwarf God of

Destruction Sidra, and he looks like a really kind hearted God of destruction, unusual but

in a way adorable, but to balance that off we also have a very abnormal Kaioshin of U9,

and he is a total dick. He is like a bigmouthed troll, except his comments aren't funny

at all and kind of self-trolling, and you find that funny, not that he is funny. That

Green fu*ker was so overconfident, he thought Basil alone could finish U7. Nonetheless,

an interesting character tool to have around.

How was the battle?

Epic. It was like a Pokémon-Dragon Ball crossover! Liked how Mr. Satan was the master here.

I loved it. It looks like DBS animators are finally getting back the smoothness of DBZ

fighting. Look this episode, as a whole wasn't the best regarding animation quality, but

like I said earlier with the DBZ art style or animation style they are walking on the

right path, one or two mistake exists but not on the basics. That I find to be very

gratifying because excessive bright color panels of DBS and bubbly designs were what

bothered me the most on the earlier episodes. Also, they are drawing the muscles right,

which I dogmatically think is the most important aspect.

Anyways Basil keeps ruling ¾ the match with his swift attacks, as Buu doesn't even try

to resist. Until that point it was only game to him, and even though most other there who

doesn't know Buu thought he was getting beaten. To Buu it was like being tickled,

so he kept asking for more as a game. Y'all know, Buu's durability is something not

to be played with. Vegeta sacrificed himself and still couldn't do shit to Buu. Even

if your attack has any impact on him, he can recover as we see him doing in this fight.

However, Buu's chill attitude and laughing impressed Omni Kings as they are also very

childish, and that can be a good thing for U7 in the long run.

They soon realized that Buu is a real deal, So Basil decided to transform. Buffed up kind

of Werewolf look, the aura was like Super Saiyan God aura. His attacks were very fast

paced and destructive. His hand to hand combat with Buu was exciting to watch too, very raw

action. I just loved it, but even after all this Buu wasn't getting serious enough.

Until one of Basil's attacks hurts Mr. Satan, once that happened Buu got really pissed off.

We saw smokes coming out of all his holes, and things looked really intense, from that

point he fought Basil seriously. Basil tried with his feet ki blasts, and all but just

couldn't keep up. The Great Priest makes it clear that there's no definite rule in

this match, it's like Zeno's wish is the rule here bitches. The only way to win is

to satisfy Zeno or if your opponent is unable to move. Out of stage or apparently even cheating

is allowed. The Kaioshin throws a U9 version of Senzu Bean to Basil allowing him to only

last a bit longer. He fires up with his transformation again, but Buu had enough, so he finishes

him up with a Buu version of Kamehameha!

Then we get a good segment between Mr. Satan and Buu. It's nice to see how much they

care about each other. So Beautiful! I always wanted a pet like Buu, couldn't find one.

This reminds me a lot of Pokémon, like Satan says beat him and Buu beats him. Satan is

a Pokémon master guys, the way he is handling Buu! I wonder if he will have to be there

throughout the Tournament of Power to command Buu! Let's all just hope Satan gets more

Pokémon like this.

Have you noticed this celebration, though, audience moment of the day Beerus and Supreme

Kai's hug celebration. They won the internet today.

Okay, now the next match has also been announced, and it's Lavender vs Gohan. Lavender looks

like a very sneaky opponent; he has been described as that one fighter who poisons people. This

surely reminds us of Frost, but in this case, it sounds like poisoning is Lavender's natural

ability. Even if it were not it wouldn't be a problem for them because cheating is

being allowed in the tournament. We got the preview trailer of Dragon Ball Super Episode

80, we see Lavender poisons Gohan's eyes, and that will be a big problem.

Naturally, you know our fighters fight an opponent by sensing their ki, but for some

reason unknown till this point of time, they are unable to detect or sense ki of Universe

9 fighters. We know mortals, in general, can't sense God ki, but we are sure that's not

the case here. It's either because U9 fighters can mask or hide their energy or because it

is of a different type than the one's U7 fighters are aware of. Not necessarily something

mighty just different. So, a Gohan without sight might not win against Lavender.

Well, that's about all for now. Comment your thoughts, theories, and predictions down

below.

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FUCK STEAM GREENLIGHT (BEST of Steam Greenlight trailers) - JMAA - Duration: 16:15.

Boy, it sure smells like a stink in Steam Greenlight…

Oh wait, there really is a stinker piece of shit.

Loads of them.

[intro music]

Hey, gay demons, your dark overlord THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST here.

Now, I'm pretty sure you heard the news that Steam Greenlight is gonna close at some

point this year to leave place to something called "Steam Direct", which I'm not

really sure if it's gonna be the same stinking flood of shit or not, but I'm pretty sure

this means we can properly say goodbye to the fucking shitstorm that is Steam Greenlight.

There was a lot of shit pouring from Greenlight, and every day and every Jim Sterling video

is a clear evidence of that ever happening.

I'm pretty sure you'll think "wow, you are basically doing the same thing than Jim

Sterling right now", and probably yes, but here's the thing: one is that I'm not

obviously that much of a Jim Sterling fan right now, and two is that I'm just here

to make fun of really shitty Greenlight projects, so I'll do a better job than Jim Sterling

for sure.

Let's just dig in and see what shit nuggets we can pull out of Greenlight, as a tribute

and a soon-to-be post-mortem of Steam Greenlight.

[JACK OFF TO CARTOON PORN]

The first Greenlight project I want to highlight is obviously what I usually call the Steam

equivalent of "Lance Stewart Boobs and Ass in the Thumbnail" clickbait, which, as in

it's YouTube counterpart, it has the same attractive values that seem incredibly desperate.

This game is called "Sweet Fantasy".

I don't know what's with these generic visual novel games that pander to be cute,

like "Sugar Dream", "Beautiful Illusion", "Flower Ecstasy"...

(trailer footage)

And you see where the game is practically going.

It is a clear indication that the developer rightfully says "yes, I am so desperate

to make a game that panders to sexually frustrated prepubescent kids, and I have no talent whatsoever".

Here's the thing: if you don't sell me a VR game where I can strap on my cock a Fleshlight

and make it so the girl or guy really looks like he's really giving me a blowjob from

the virtual world, don't talk to me, you sack of scum.

However, this can't be really as comfortable to set up as this project, so all we got for

now are these shitty visual novels with generic anime or hentai aesthetics that tend to tease

you constantly until a scarce few moments where you can see a fucking censored naked

girl.

This is mainly why my old Nekopara Vol. 1 Let's Plays failed, because these games

seem only so linear and so teasing it's only fucking boring.

And when you finally get to see naked ladies, whoops!

Seems like Steam or Valve doesn't like nudity or porn in their games, let's just censor

it to just comply with their shitty guidelines!

If you want to make porn games that are mainly for people to just jack off, give porn directly

and don't upload it to Steam.

Do it like 3D SexVilla or something, GIVE ACTUAL PORN.

Because this is just clickbait.

Lazy and misleading fucking clickbait.

[COPY AND PASTE]

If you see pseudo-hentai visual novels on Steam Greenlight, I'm pretty sure that you'll

notice that not much is original on Steam Greenlight.

And something that is not clearly original in here is a game called "Deep Forest".

I'm not really sure if it is because of the stupidity of the developer, who's from

Spain by the way, or is it because of sheer lack of typeface choices, but a Comic Sans

typeface in the icon doesn't seem so fitting for this game.

(trailer footage)

And now you can clearly see why this game fails.

I can say that you may look at it and the thought in your head pops in and says "hey,

this looks very familiar, too familiar in fact."

That is because the game straight off copies aesthetics from another game called "Limbo",

which was released back in 2010 for the Xbox 360.

"Hey guys!

I'm noticed that graphics looks like Limbo in many ways you see it.

But as monsterman51 says, we are not copying Limbo, you can read description, it is a open

world game with a different concept at all."

Yet you managed to copy the same aesthetics than Limbo in an even shittier framerate?

"JMAA, you're not making it easy for me to not to call you a retard, in fact, IT IS

a completely different game, it is an open world RPG game, they are not copying from

Limbo, Limbo is a platformer puzzle game, this is an open world RPG game."

You can say whatever you want about how your game plays, but in the end, I'm not as fucking

stupid as you are!

I know directly from the graphics and aesthetics that you are so unoriginal to just copy straight

off from Limbo.

Sorry, I don't care about your stupid open world RPG when your game looks exactly like

Limbo.

I know you're Spanish, so I'm going to say it in your very natural language since

I'm Spanish too: "haz un puto juego original, imbécil".

[NO MORE OF THIS PLEASE]

Speaking of blatant, shoddy and lazy rip-offs, here's a game called "Flying Bird".

"Hello, Stem Greenlight community, my name is rostselmash and I want to present my game

project Flying Bird"

"Wait, you say it is Floppy Berd ripoff?

You think I'm stupid?

I'm not stoopid, I cum from Russia, the country of Southern Colorado.

Flippy Bard is popular gam.

I saw Floppy Wiener get remove from App Store and said myself 'I can make Flappy Bard

too, I can bring Flappy Bart back on Stem Greenlite.'"

"Oh, it is not enough with pipes, I will put Marilo plants in it, extra challenge,

will keep playor addicted.

It is a new Flippy Bort, it is Flying Bird."

"Gimme your votes, gimme your votes now!"

(trailer footage)

No, I didn't actually edit that end of the footage, the trailer really abruptly ends

like that.

What seems even funnier is the fact that the trailer uses really intense music like it

was a big thing.

Yeah, let's pump it up, boy!

Flappy- I mean, Flying Bird is the biggest experience you can ever live, it is a Flappy

Bird clone in 2017!

[DAYO ES GORDO]

If you thought the thing with Flappy Bird was such a dead meme at this point, I think

this next one will be a bigger statement that proves Russians are awful at creating Greenlight

pitches.

There's some sort of correlation between Russians and dead memes, so it's no big

surprise that this next game is going to be even staler at this point.

Great Memes 2k17!

(trailer footage, just kill me)

What else I can say about this fucking trailer?

Not only seems like a terrible mess of noise and graphics, but it even manages to do the

capital sin of using the Doge meme unironically in 2017.

HOW DARE YOU!?

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!?

Look, if you put me in your project an unironic Doge meme in your 2017 game, you're fucking

dead to me, you're fucking mincemeat to me!

Because apparently, dead memes on Steam Greenlight are the equivalent to Leafy clickbait on Steam

Greenlight.

It truly shows how fucking talentless you are.

Please, leave the dead memes and unironic Doge memes to Ubisoft's Watch_Dogs.

They're gonna do a better job at that than you.

[JUST STOP]

Speaking of dead memes, here's a game called "Drudes Sandstorm".

(trailer footage)

I cannot think of a much staler and deader meme than Darude Sandstorm, but if you obviously

make a Darude Sandstorm game, with asset flipping generic military assets, I think you're

fucking braindead.

I don't know what's the correlation between Darude Sandstorm and Call of Duty military

shit, might be because of the Call of Duty inspired MLG montage parodies, which are still

dead by the way, but my problem is this:

Stop making meme games.

If you make a meme game, the moment the meme itself dies off, your game is gonna become

shittier.

[MAD DAGGER]

We've seen hentai visual novels, lazy ripoffs and dead memes, what else have we got?

Oh yes!

Generic platformer games.

This game is called MAD DAGGER, and as you can see, it's really got a really bad pitch.

You wouldn't be so fucking retarded to pitch me a game like this, when your Greenlight

icon looks like low-resolution shit, you used an image straight ripped off from a Google

Image Search with some Impact text plastered into it, and your game looks so childish I

just bleed from my eyes.

(trailer footage)

"Fight and opposition to the evil are intimate, put in our soul.

Fight for survival and win against all enemies on the difficult way..."

(trailer footage)

"Put on a FBI cap and take with yourself the whole arsenal of weapon, all this that

is necessary for you fight.

It is a lot of weapon, it is a lot of enemies, it is a lot of bosses and many levels.

Raise money, collect bonuses and become the hero!"

I love this shit.

You see, this description has got funny lines, and I'm a sucker for funny lines.

[BAD TRIP]

If you haven't barfed through your eyes enough, don't worry, here is where we get

into the deep rabbit hole of what is Steam Greenlight.

"Rainbow Smiles".

(trailer footage)

Oh, this is where we really put the "smiles" in "Rainbow Smiles".

The game is not only a bad LSD trip, but it also has graphics straight off ripped from

Doom, images ripped from Google Images, and the stock sound effects that will drill your

brain as long as you just watch the entire trailer.

You watch this trailer for only 1 minute and 43 seconds, but each second feels like it's

draining your remaining hours of your entire life.

I kinda think this is the kind of material that North Korea uses to torture political

criminals.

[AUTISTIC SCREECHING]

We've seen quite a bit of vomit-inducing shit in this video, but we're just going

to wrap the collection up with something called "Era 80".

(trailer footage)

Wow, surely Steam advocates for the rights of disabled people!

What seems to be surprising is that someone, who seems apparently autistic, managed to

pay $100 to put this on Greenlight and sell it to millions of people, as to saying "this

is my game, this is my product, please buy my product".

Obviously at least he managed to just take the effort of redrawing several anime characters

like Vegetta from Dragon Ball Z or Luffy from One Piece for some reason to use them as characters

for his game.

What is that you say, young pirate boy?

(gibberish)

Yeah, you tell them, Luffy Clone!

You fucking tell them!

By the way, if you don't understand this alien language, he's just saying "kill

me".

One funnier thing is that Jim Sterling managed to do a video on this very Greenlight project,

and what's funnier of all of this is that the developer already noticed Jim Sterling's

video and had quite of a meltdown on Greenlight, pretty much like most of these developers

of these shitty Greenlight games would do with Jim Sterling.

But hey, don't let your dreams be dreams!

You can sell any game you want!

You're a special kid!

Autism.

[GOOD GRIEF IT'S OVER]

I want to wrap up this video by just dedicating some words to the death of Steam Greenlight

itself.

The main reason of Steam Greenlight dying off is that it didn't even have a proper

quality control, mainly because the more games flow into Steam's storefront, the more money

Valve generates.

You know, Valve gets a lot of money from Steam, like, literally A LOT.

I'm pretty sure they would have the enough money to spend into a human quality control

team for Greenlight, but no… it seems like they don't want to spend that money, so

they invent this shitty YouTube-like algorithm that directly entirely manages every single

game that gets into Greenlight.

Valve, please don't use algorithms.

I know it's a huge spending of money to hire quality control teams, but the thing

is, hiring them is more worth it.

Because otherwise, this kind of ugly fucking shit games would easily flood the gates of

Steam and taint your platform's reputation.

Not only that, but you also apparently inspired Sony's Playstation Store to do the same

kind of thing, and this is the main reason why games like "Life of Black Tiger" or

"SKYLIGHT FREERANGE 2: GACHDUINE" exist on the PS4.

Human quality control.

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Read Along with Sj Daisy: "Extraordinary Jane" by Hannah E. Harrison. - Duration: 4:37.

Hi Ya'll.

Welcome to Read Along with Sj Daisy.

Today's book is "Extraordinary Jane." by Hannah E. Harrison

Now I got my book from the library.

If you can't get to the library just read along with me or you can even push the CC

for closed captioning and read that.

"Extraordinary Jane" by Hannah E. Harrison Now this book was put together by Dial Books for Young Readers.

That's an Imprint of Penguin Books.

Oh, and look.

It's dedicated To Lila Quinn, the star of my circus

"Extraordinary Jane"

Jane was ordinary

in a world that was extraordinary.

She wasn't graceful like her mother,

or mighty like her father.

She wasn't daring like her brothers,

or fearless like her sisters.

Jane was just Jane.

She tried to find her special talent.

But heights made her dizzy . . . Oh, that is very, very high up!

her jokes were a flop . . .

her music lacked musicality . . .

her paintings, pizzazz.

And then there was the whole balancing ball disaster. Oh my.

Oh, look where they all ended up.

And there's Jane.

Jane . . . was just . . .

Jane.

Jane A REALLY GOOD DOG

And that was enough.

Awww, thank you Jane.

Jane reminds us that we're perfect exactly like we are.

'Cause Jane can only be Jane.

And I can only be me.

And you can only be you.

And you're perfect exactly like you are.

Wanna hear it again?

You can just push re-wind on that there video contraption.

But before you do, get up, stretch your body, move a little bit, work up a sweat,

and then come on back and listen again.

Thank you so much for taking time out of your day to hang out with me

and Read Along with Sj Daisy.

And thank you for that special book today: "Extraordinary Jane."

Bye-bye.

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All Six Rules for Claiming A Child Dependent on your Tax Return - Dependency Exemption Rules 2017 - Duration: 6:55.

hey guys thank you so much for tuning in

today to channel Mkchip I am MK the

CPA and along with my sidekick chipper

we teach people how to be fiscally fit

in the area of finances investing taxes

and more the focus of this video is

taxes guys it's super important that we

get you to a point where you understand

some basic tax law by in this video

you're going to know whether or not you

can claim somebody as a dependent or

whether somebody can claim you as a

dependent on their tax return so stay

tuned we're going to answer those

questions for you right now

alright guys the six rolls to know about

when trying to claim at all dependent or

six step there is the relationship test

the age test the residency test support

that joint return test and number six is

the tiebreaker rules if applicable

I'll tell you right now that the first

for applied as most ppl number five and

number six or a little bit more specific

in more unique to pack their individual

situation the first test that we need to

satisfy is a relationship that you're

trying to claim somebody in your the

taxpayer the first thing needs to be

either your son or daughter they need to

be your stepchild foster child

grandchild excessively have to really

have a direct relationship to you all

right a little bit of a trigger chest is

the age steps but here's a logical way

to break down if they're under 19 years

old and you're their parents for example

it's going to be very easy for you to

explain this

ok the truck it starts to get tricky

when they turn 19 or when the year when

they turned I think because at that

point in time if they are not a

full-time student between the ages of 19

and 23 you are not going to be able to

claim them on your tax return to

remember that between the ages of 19 23

they must be a full-time student in

order for you to claim them now once

their age is 24 enough it's virtually

impossible playing them and let you

going to try to claim them under the

qualifying relative rules which I'm

going to discuss in another video

the third test is the residency test me

the child must have lived with you for

more than half a year now there are some

exceptions to this is eric away at

school that ok if they're away on

business or work actually find even if

they cannot be living with you because

the third illness that client those are

exception to them living with you for

more than fifty percent of the year that

is the recipe from the Nik test isn't

supported test for more tests as the

past here must provide over half of the

child support and scholarship payments

are usually ignored for this calculation

so what that means is if you have a

student in school and they are bringing

home huge scholarships and they're

killing an impression in school in a

good way

that's not going to impact on the four

different if you see them blow them to

provide a roof over their head

basically if you weren't there they

could not contain a living on their own

you will meet the support tab for them

and you will be able to inflate them all

right this is the fifth one this one's a

little bit more unique this is a no

joint return test and what this says is

if merius the child and must have not

filed in joint return and left filing

jointly to play Murray from the way

either positions if you have any married

couple living with you and you're

supporting them they cannot file a joint

return and Kotak on that return and use

they'll be able to claim now if that

married couples living with you file a

joint return just get realizes that's

okay you can still playing them as a

trial detest all right guys number 6 and

this one is probably the most

complicated

this is the tie breaker rule 10 and

really what this is about

indifferent you have a situation where

maybe you and your dad was separated or

living apart and you have children

together who are going fast and forth

between your Allison the vibrator rule

test is going to help you determine

whether you can claim them on your

return from or whether your own spouse

or significant other can claim them on

their return

i'm gonna show you a chart because of

the simplest way to show you rather than

talking about the details refer this

chart in this slide you can pause the

video and also going to leave you a link

in description down below that can help

you find a warrant

ananda subject because there may be

additional forms required depending upon

your marital status in your guys

situation in child custody agreement but

this one is a little bit more unique in

a little bit more complicated as I

originally took us all right guys those

are the six primary rule to claiming a

child dependence now there's a whole

nother set of rules for planing

qualifying relative which is somebody

who is 24 years of age and older which i

will talk about in a future video

alright guys i'm going to wrap the video

here these videos are not only going to

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[ChoiceScript] A Simple Game, part 2 (choicescript_stats) - Duration: 3:46.

choicescript_stats.txt file is what the "Show Stats" button will reference.

It can be completely blank.

You can even hide this button by editing the HTML code inside of index.html.

But for now just leave it as is.

Remove all the variables that no longer exist in startup.txt,

which means leadership and strength in this case.

In fact, remove everything except "*stat_chart".

If you want to keep the code simple, you could just show the exact value of the variables.

For example, skill will just be a number.

But I want to define it better, so I'm going to give a word description

for different range of that value.

So what do all these code mean?

Line 1 says to create a temporary variable called "skill_text" and let it be empty,

symbolized by two double-quotes.

This variable doesn't have to be created in startup.txt because it will only be

and can only be used in this context, unlike the variables listed in startup.txt.

Notice that the ChoiceScript syntax here is "*temp" as opposed to "*create".

Line 2 checks if the value of skill is less than 2, which means a negative value, 0, or 1.

If that's true, the engine will look at the lines of code underneath it

that has one more level of indentation than the current "*if" line.

If you write bibliographies for essays, think of it like a hanging indent per "if statement."

Suppose skill = 1, then the statement "skill < 2" is true, and the engine will look at line 3.

Line 3 says to set the value of skill_text to "Beginner" as opposed to

the default value of empty.

Line 4 has the same amount of indent as 3, so it will be looked at next.

It says to jump to a later part of the scene file that has the label "chart".

If you skip ahead that will be at line 12.

Line 5 is a related but slightly different conditional check as line 2.

It is dependent on the previous "if statement" in its sequence.

Suppose skill = 1, then the code block for the first "if" will have run,

while the code block for this "elseif" won't be.

It's important that you use "*elseif" instead of "*if" here, because otherwise the skill_text

variable will be changed again because 1 is smaller than 2 but also smaller than 7.

Note that the "*else" on line 8 is another related but slightly different conditional check.

That one is for all other case if all previous "if" or "elseif" statements are evaluated to be false.

This entire chain of conditional checks should be mutually exclusive.

Suppse we already jumped down to line 12, then line 13 says to insert an empty line

between the previous displayed text and the next part in the game.

Technically all you need to do is manually add a blank line between "*label chart" and

"*stat_chart", but this is explicitly telling the game engine to go to the next line.

Most of the time it will help you break up a long paragraph.

Line 14 tells the game engine to format the following block of code a certain way.

There are alternative ways to display the value of variables,

but if you're just starting out, stick to this method.

Line 15 says to display the value of variable "skill_text" as plain text, and to label it "Skill Level."

Line 16 tells the engine to add another blank line.

If you check the Stats screen in the game, you'll see that the text has some

breathing room above and below it, instead of being crammed between

the buttons "Return To The Game" and "Next".

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We aren't powerless over against slavery - Duration: 6:21.

Hello, welcome at this new vlog of Belicons.

Nice that you are watching.

This week my blog and vlog are about modern slavery.

That sounds odd 'modern slavery', for slavery has been abolished a very long time ago.

So that belongs to the past.

Unfortunately, today there are even more slaves than about 150 years ago.

So slavery has been abolished in theory, but in practice it's not going well at all.

And I'm not sure what you are thinking, but I don't like the topic of slavery at all.

I didn't really like writing a blog about it and this vlog isn't the easiest either.

But still I'm doing it.

Why?

Because it is a very important subject and because it is still happening.

And because I think that we aren't powerless over against it and thus it makes sense to

talk about it.

Look at this, these are images of slavery of a few centuries ago.

People are being mistreated and killed.

What you see here is the best known form of slavery, people with a dark skin who are only

because of that treated as being inferior and thus it was okay to treat them in this way.

Nonsense of course, but that is the way people thought in that era.

But that is not all.

Take a look at these images.

Also many white people have been kept as slaves in the past.

For example when the Ottoman empire was doing very well, Christian women were sold and kept as slaves.

Furthermore, back in time, during the Roman empire, if one was rich, it was very normal to have slaves.

Back to this era.

At this moment a lot of slaves are being kept around the world.

Estimations are that we are talking about 46 million people, of whom most live in India.

This enumeration shows that slavery is present among all kind of people throughout history.

So even though we hear during history lessons about how European and American people took

people from Africa and make them slaves and treated them terribly.

And that this was abolished about 150 years ago.

That is all true, but unfortunately it's only a small part of the story.

For one thing, in some countries, slavery was forbidden only in the previous century.

So people didn't think about 150 years ago: "How foolish have we been, we stop this

practice at immediately!"

It took a long time to convince all governments that they should abolish slavery.

And since there is still so much slavery today, even though it is forbidden by law in all

countries now, it is safe to say that it somehow a part of being human.

We want to have power over others.

Fortunately, not all people are like this.

Compare this to greed.

Throughout history, we see that money is very important to human beings.

People don't just want to have enough, but they want: more, more, more.

In this case too, not all people are like this.

But we all know that greed somehow belongs to human nature.

I think that history shows that the same goes for slavery.

People want to have power and if one can do whatever one wants with another person, then

that is the ultimate form of power.

For that reason it can be expected that slavery still happens today.

Back to the comparison with money: rules aren't enough to withhold people from taking money

that doesn't belong to them, they need to be checked too.

In the same way, it isn't enough to forbid slavery, they need to check whether 'employees'

aren't slaves, but people whose rights are being respected.

And that is what is going wrong.

For we often have the idea that there is hardly any slavery any more.

But as I said in the beginning, since it was first abolished, it only got worse.

And this is not only happening in poor countries, also in European countries people are being

kept as slaves, mistreated, raped, etc.

Only, last week a woman was found who had worked as a slave in The Netherlands for three years.

This may seem to be a very negative story right now.

It happens, far away and close by.

But what can we do?

We are powerless over against this and thus we can better just ignore it, otherwise it

gives us a dismal feeling and that helps no one.

But no, we aren't powerless over against this at all.

First of all, we can support organizations like International Justice Mission who are

trying to free slaves.

And not without success.

Take a look at their website.

On that website they tell us about their success stories.

About how they rescued children who were sex slaves, how they saved nearly 600 slaves on

one day and more of those success stories.

And then you could think about all the millions of slaves who are still being imprisoned.

But each smiling child, each free man or woman is important.

Suppose you have been imprisoned as slave and you would be freed, then you would be

very, very, happy even though many others are still slaves.

So if you would support such an organization, financially or in other way, is already something very worthwhile.

Amnesty International create petitions regularly, also about people who are being kept against their will.

You can choose to sign them, sometimes they really achieve something with this.

Moreover, we can call our politicians to care and to something about this.

Many countries have agreed on ans signed the Universal Declaration of Human Rights.

That means that they need to do whatever they can to make sure that human rights are being

respected in their own countries and in those of the other countries that signed it too.

We can call them to do that.

The more voices are being raised, the better.

In this way we aren't powerless at all over against this injustice.

And I think that it is very important, for how can we explain to the next generation

that the problem of slavery is only getting worse, even though it is forbidden by law

a long time ago.

These are my ideas.

Let me know what you think, on Belicons or on YouTube.

And don't forget to mention your arguments of course.

I'm really curious and I'll see you next week.

Bye!

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