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Bebydop Theme Song!
What is up, my five subscribers?
Uhhh
Since I want to do nothing with my life
except make Youtube videos all day,
cuz that's such a...
useful skill to have,
I decided to, ah, do some research
to find out what types of videos
I should make,
since obviously I wanna make videos that
people wanna watch.
So, in my research, I came up with a list of
types of videos to make to have a
successful Youtube channel.
I wanted a nice even number so I
went with "nine," um...
So this is my top nine...
let's see, what did I call it?
My top nine Youtube videos to do to have
a successful Youtube channel.
Enjoy.
Or don't, I don't care.
Have you ever wondered what some guy's
top ten favorite vegetables are?
Well now you can find that out
cuz of Youtube, so
thanks?
Other examples include this.
Ah, this. You're watching it. Right now.
The best part about list videos
are reading all the comments saying how
awful and wrong your opinions are.
How dare you say that 'Windwaker' is better
than 'Twilight Princess!'
How dare YOU say that 'Twilight Princess'
is better than 'Windwaker!'
I will FIGHT you!
That is... not a good idea.
I don't care I will FIGHT you,
What is your address?
I will come to your house and I will FIGHT you!
I just feel like should let you know that
I have no problems punching a child
in the face.
Are you against creativity?
Then just do a challenge video!
Hey guys, it's me!
Just gonna do the Yoga Challenge
Alright?
You re- you re- you ready for the
Yoga Challenge?
OK let's see wh- whu what do I have
what do I have to do... for this?
I'm not doing that.
I'm not doing that.
I... don't even know what that is.
Alright, so that was the Yoga Challenge.
Uh, now I'm going to do the
Mannequin Challenge.
(uncomfortable silence)
I do that one all the time
just on my own.
Do you hate art?
Then just record yourself as you
go about your day.
This is me waking up.
This is me brushing my teeth.
(spit)
This is me at home.
(violent game sounds)
This is also me at home.
This is me at work.
Sir?
Excuse me.
S... 'Scuse me, sir?
Sir?
Excuse me. Excuse me.
'Scuse me, s... sir?
Hey.
'Scuse me, hey.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Excu...OK
What?
Do you have absolutely no life whatsoever?
Then just record yourself playing some
video games, cuz people enjoy watching
other people play video games for some
reason I will never understand.
I don't get it.
Wow! Just like Pew Die Pie.
Where's my million dollars?
Dolla billz, dolla billz
just keep slappin' em down
slappin' em down here!
Are you the most pretentious person you know?
Of course not, pretentious people don't
know they're pretentious. Um...
Do you enjoy just criticizing people?
Do you think it's fun to just criticize
somebody who put years of their life
or months
or, or a day whatever...
they put time into creating something
and you think that's fun to just criticize?
I do!
Hey guys. It's me.
Just gonna do a review here.
Actually I'm going to do a review
of a review, if you don't like that,
get out.
OK, follow me now.
Let's, let's go to Gamepost.
Gonna do a review of Eddie Malkovich's
review of Splatterborne.
So...let's go to Gamepost.
Alrighty.
That's...that's a lot of ads.
Where's the game?
Trying to find the review of...
Oh! There it is. At the bottom.
Seven. Seven? SEVEN?!
OK, OK no. NO, OK. I...
This game is a seven point five at least, OK?
Sure I haven't played it yet because it's
not out yet, but I can tell
from the trailers that this is a seven
point five game, AT least.
Buncha liberals.
I give this review a four point five
out of ten, which is the lowest
you can give a review...
(uncomfortable silence again)
As I was doing my research I found out that
people like watching other people
wear clothes. And then talk about it.
I...I don't know, but I can do that!
Alright, so, this is a jacket.
It's got, uh, granola bar pieces on it.
And a bunch of dog hair.
I haven't washed it in like, six days.
I've got a shirt on underneath.
It's some, uh, some weird obscure thing,
on the shirt.
OK it doesn't need to zip.
Down here I got pants.
I wear them.
And, down here, I've got
socks. Right here. OK they're white.
They're white socks. That's fine.
It's not a social commentary or anything,
they're just, they're just white socks.
That's OK. I like colored socks too.
I don't wear them, but I have friends
who wear them. It's OK.
They're just socks.
I think that's it. Oh!
I was going to show you my... uh...
Huh, I guess I forgot again. Nevermind.
Alright, I think that's it.
Do you know how to do something and also
want other people to know how to do
the thing you can do?
Well then do a 'How-to' video.
Just make sure it's about something
really useless. ALSO,
um, don't actually start the 'how-to' part
until like, five minutes into the video,
spend the first five minutes just
talking about something that has
absolutely no relevance to what's going on.
Of course I'm kidding.
Here's a good example of how...
of a... of a Youtube 'how-to' video.
It's called "How to Make a Political Comment
on Social Media."
Do you think you're the next musical genius?
Hm? Do you think you're the next
CeeLo Green?
Then why don't you write yourself a song
and sing it for everybody to watch...
to see it... watch the video on the...
music. ?
Helloooo shadow children.
I wrote you a song and I hope it brings you
as much suffering as it has to me.
Right, let's go.
(singing terribly) Shadowwwws
in the darkneeeess
brings me sorrowwwwww
in the bathrooms
of our lives.
The rain in Spain
falls mainly
to bring me pain.
Sing it with me!
Woah woah woah woah, yeah.
Bathrooms in the darkneeeee-
Do you actually suck at music?
Well then just cover a song.
Make sure your choice of song reflects
how deep you are.
Metaphorically.
Welcome back my shadow children.
I turned the lights on this time.
I'm gonna do a cover song for you
it's a very sad song. Right.
Which is why I'm playing a ukulele.
It's the instrument of sadness. Right.
(more singing terribly) You and meee
we come from different worlds.
You like to laugh at me when I
look at other girls.
Sometime you crazy
and I wonder why.
I'm such a babyyyyy
ah, the dolphins make me cry.
And there's nothing I can do...
that's not right. This one?
No it's this chord...
And that's it!
Make sure to blah blah on the video
comment blah on the below down the
blah blah on the video.
Libbidy bop do dop
dedibop end sooooong.
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