(Commentary channel grid)
Yeah, boys.
It's that
fucking embarrassing.
[intro music]
Hey gay demons, your dark overlord Generic Overused My Name Jeff Meme here.
I'm pretty sure you're well familiar with the recent fucking drama these days, and as
a matter of fact, I can feel you on that, because it's already embarrassing.
And hey, I would not do my job well if I don't shittalk stuff that is already embarrassing
on this platform, would I?
In fact, the funniest thing of it is that I'm already one of them!
So let's make fun of some snakes in the community!
Incoming transition slides!
[EGO CUNTS]
The main goal of a commentary channel is to have certain opinions on other things that
exist on the platform.
And I'll tell any newcomer to my channel that I'm perfectly OK with shittalking people
on YouTube.
No matter if he's fat, autistic, or has any discernible mental disorder possible.
However, what most of these fucking snakes on the commentary community have to suffer
is that their shittalk game is only reserved for them to do to everyone else, but then
they hide in their shell when someone else shittalks about them, and they make you think
they're the only ones who have the right to shittalk others and not themselves.
That shows a lot that they're pretty much insecure and narcissistic.
I've already talked about this case in particular, but GradeAUnderA is a pretty good example
of how this "I can diss anything but I cannot take a diss" mentality functions well in
the commentary community.
(From the GradeA YouTube Inferno) (Grade) "Does this look like the hair of someone
who can be taken seriously?
NO, OF COURSE NOT!"
(Grade) "And the drama video that I did 2 months ago, got the CEO of YouTube Susan
Wojcicki to tweet at us and start listening to us about how to make YouTube better!"
(Grade) "Like, for example, this fucking dickhead who's telling me not to waste my
time making my #MakeYouTubeGreatAgain videos back in February telling me that they wouldn't
get YouTube to listen or change anything.
I'm lucky mate!"
Yeah, fuck these idiots!
I think we have the right of criticizing everyone!
It IS OUR RIGHT!
Just be careful if you talk shit about me, because I HAVE NO REMORSE IN DESTROYING YOU!
I am the only one who can expose Mr. PedoBear on YouTubes!
But if you dare to make a Zapity exposed video, I WILL NOT LET YOU LIVE!
I WILL DESTROY YOUR CAREER AND TEAR IT TO SHREDS!
Ok, maybe we're not giving enough credit to all these commentary or drama channels,
they can do a lot of good as well!
They have stood against people like FouseyTube, Onision, the YouTube establishment?
(Leafy) "And I've been seeing no big channels speaking of this as well..."
(Sinn0h) "However I'm gonna try my best to give the facts.
And also I'm going to give my personal humble opinion."
(Sinn0h) "And I wanna get some clarity to some people who have been asking me what's
going on even though I don't know why you ask me since I'm not one of the direct people
involved in the situation…"
And the award winners of the YouTube Hero Awards are for these people! Congratulations!
You spoke on it while no one else did!
And that is well deserving of a golden award!
(Psst!
That is where you agree with me!)
[SNAKES]
For being the kind of egotistical fucking idiots they are, the commentary community
is special for not only mattering for their huge shitty egos, but also for their own numbers.
And they think the best way to grow their numbers is to use other people as business
chances.
There's a lot of backstabbing snakes in this community.
We all heard that kind of shit before, with Leafy and Grade being friends with Keemstar?
Yeah, they were good friends with Keem, but hey, I need more subscribers and views, more
money, I should really dump you over, Keem.
Hello, my name is HeyWatchYourMouth and I'm a good friend of Leafy.
Oh, Edupz did a video destroying Leafy?
Oh, there's gonna be a good load of shekels there!
Sorry Leafster, business is business, don't mind if I place this knife in your back.
The most recent case of a backstab that can't either take a diss from anyone else is the
infamous Zaptie situation.
The final Hot Wet Soup episode, which was completely incriminatory, but more importantly,
a work of fucking betrayal.
I was friends with ImAllexx!
But I need to silence him to cover up my nasty illegal shit!
Hey-hey!
Hold on a second, Hot Wet Soup podcast, and ImAllexx!
You're not either safe from my bullying!
Look at ImAllexx' face!
Look at that brute idiot equally backstabbing face!
Totally worth of a years long friendship!
One is a fucking diagnosed sociopath and the other is a fucking retard who backstabbed
him back!
A friendship made of mutual backstabbing to each other.
(ImAllexx impersonation) "'Ello everyone I'm Alex!
Biggest retard on YouTube who trusted a fockin' sociopath.
I should look in what shit I step on.
Like my $200 knife from CS:GO?
I use it to betray youtubers."
The commentary community is full of filthy snakes.
Greasy, slithering and backstabbing snake cunts who have a huge immense ego.
And there will be always total retards that will fall for them.
Backstabbing frenzy!
[SHIT CONTENT]
When you got the most narcissistic community that will do anything for easy exposure, even
involving backstabbing other people, it is mainly because they can't even manage to
improve the quality of their content because they're pretty much self-sufficient with
their shitty content.
For them, the content doesn't fucking matter, nor its quality, what matters is to get the
most exposure and profit from their already shittily and poorly made content.
It's still incredible how people like Sinn0h still make shit content at this point and
do no active effort in improving it!
Yeah, sure it's really funny to meme the shit out of the criticism, but don't expect
me to do anything, because I don't respect my content and I don't give a fuck about
you, you piece of shit!
2017 is the year where NFKRZ still makes shitty comedy skits and Q&A's, where Leafy still
makes shit content regardless of his channel getting staler every month, and where Memeulous
still makes commentary with gameplay in the background like it was 2016.
And there's no better shit content than the one with dogshit editing with Sony Vegas!
What a way of improving your content!
Wow!
You fucking cunts.
[SONY VEGAS MINI-ROAST]
Speaking of Sony Vegas, here's a little advice from someone who uses it on a regular
basis.
Please, stop posting screenshots of Sony Vegas every time you're gonna upload a video.
I know your audiences of highly impressionable idiots would equate it to a lot of fucking
effort, but let's be honest: it's still the same kind of horseshit editing that everyone
does on this fucking website.
Even myself, a vampire spic with no fucking money, can do it!
And no, that's not a compliment.
That's an insult.
[WILL DO ANYTHING 4 VIEWS]
Speaking of shit content for the sake of doing anything for views, it will be no fucking
surprise that these people will do anything for views, even if it involves backstabbing
people in the process.
One of the most notorious examples of this is the "ironic" clickbait.
The term "ironic" is now dead, and they are probably dancing over the grave of "ironic"
at this point.
The term "ironic" has completely lost is meaning, and I think the next victim is
going to be the word "commentary".
Please, stop making this kind of "ironic" clickbait, it's not ironic if you constantly
rely on it for easy views.
You're stepping as low as Durv or Morgz at this point.
Oh no!
I'm now the bad guy here!
I messed with a couple underage kids!
I am a bully for placing the worst as examples!
Wait, you did also mess with these kids on your videos!
I guess I'm not the bully anymore, eh?
[SELF-AWARENESS]
When these commentary channels usually justify their shit content and their egotistical intents,
they will usually recur to shitty defense mechanisms.
One of them is known as "self-awareness".
They will try to invalidate any criticism and shield from it by pretending they're
self-aware about that criticism.
And they're totally not obliged to do something about it!
Their reasoning is "my shit content is already generating views and money, why the fuck would
I just try to improve it if it already works!?
I know I made these mistakes, but they fucking work, so… yeah.
I'm still doing them".
Oh, Chubbs, if you did know what kind of unholy retribution would calling yourself a fat piece
of shit would bring upon you!
It's only getting you more morbidly overweight!
Going back to Sinn0h, I think it's well saying that Sinn0h APPARENTLY takes criticism
very well to the point of memeing it.
But if you think about it, it's still shit content.
But more than that, he's plainly still a spastic.
Who needs to make better content when you can stroke your ego with self-awareness?
[PANDER]
Sinn0h also commits a grave sin pretty much like most of the commentary community aside
of being a self-aware spastic, he usually panders to everything just so he can gain
exposure.
These kinds of people are so insecure about their own opinions they need to pander to
everything, even YOUTUBERS, so they can get unnecessary reputation out of their shitty
defenseless egos.
Oh, sure you all love to suck the dick of every single one of your 12 year old fanboys
and the other youtubers who you're gonna backstab later!
Let's travel…
BACK TO THE FUTURE!
(Sinn0h) "This is a clip I got from my friend Zaptie, to go ahead and make, because I think
he makes some of the best content on the website, so please, PLEASE subscribe to him…"
(Doc) "When this baby hits 88 MPH, you're gonna see some serious shit…"
(Back to the FUTURE...)
(Sinnoh) "What's sad about this and… hypocritical is that this is the same guy,
yes, who's made two videos on people who've done sexual acts… and he's hypocritical."
(Doc) "WHAT DID I TELL YOU!?
88 MILES PER HOUR!!"
There you go, folks, a guy who will just pander to anyone just for the easy views.
Even if he contradicts himself like a fucking idiot.
And Grade, don't think you're safe from this, I think you do the same kind of shit
in YOUR videos.
[TRENDING TOPICS]
These are the kind of people that will backstab, pander and do anything for the easy views,
so it's neither a big fucking surprise that they will easily hop more into trending topics
like a bandwagon of fucking retards.
The YouTube trending topic is a pond that is getting dry every single minute.
Every single trending topic gets overtalked at the point of becoming stale and dry, because
these fucking morons can't think of another way to feed their shitty huge egos and feed
their fat wallets than just regurgitating the same shit everyone's said in every topic.
(YouTubers talking about Onision)
You don't need to hop on a trending topic.
Only hop on a trending topic when you have something new to add to it.
Hearing the same shit about a trending topic is boring.
But if you have nothing new to add, it's even more boring.
Do better content first.
And THEN MAYBE you'll talk about trending topics later.
Cunt.
[CONCLUSIONS]
Most of the commentary community are egotistical, desperate snakes who will make shit content
for money.
And the worst part of it is that I seem to be identified with one of that community.
But if I was rather to belong to a community with mostly snakes who will backstab everyone
and make awful terrible content, I'll be honest: I'd rather kill myself.
Because it's either making shitty game reviews or reaction videos, or belonging in a community
of fucking slithery cunts.
And to all newcomers to this community, I'd say one piece of advice for all of you who
just want to hop in: not everything that shines is gold, so BEWARE OF SNAKES.
And if you're one of these snakes yourself and you dare to ruin my career, well, good
luck.
You're not going to ruin my career.
Because I'm smarter than you, you don't think before you speak, and I have something
to unironically tell you: GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF.
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Hail Gay Satan!
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