Hello and welcome to Awesome Epic Guys! I think...
Edvin, please strong platoon invite!
Hold on!
I can't contain myself, man!
America, fu*k yeah!
This is a very dangerous spot!
He's not even aiming this way!
Oh, crap!
I just got nuked by a Jagdpanzer!
Hurry!
Yeah!
Tier 8 premium matchmaking platoon?
Ohh, tier 8 premium!
We have a T3- whatever that thing is!
What? Oh, that thing!
Oh no! Our tier 2 tank is dead!
No!
How are we supposed to win this now?
Oh, hello there IKEA-wagon!
How did that one miss?
Well, that one hit! Of course it did!
KV-5 is not impressed by your penetration value, IKV.
I have a... Challenger.
Is that the tank destroyer? Yeah it is!
It's a very challenged tank!
Load your Unicum rounds!
What's the point?
What's the point?
Straight in the side- with premium! We didn't penetrate their armor!
Miss!
How does that not penetrate?
Oh! But in the front, that's okay!
Let's play...
The most overpowered tank there is...
Then I will have to roll out my infamous tier 5 british medium tank.
Yippie!
Ugh, I hate this map.
I'm gonna take hill. And try to not kill myself for playing this map.
Zwhatsh! Do you know why the french tanks have rear mirrors?
I don't know, Edvin. Why does french tanks have rear mirrors?
So that the driver can see the front-line too!
Hello! Hi! Video? Video, yes or no? What? What? I don't understand you!
Captain America - for freedom!
Oh! There we have an IS! Perfect!
Let's lube it up!
Let's eat his face!
Oh! Super Pershing! A Super Hamburger!
Super Pershing is falling back! Let's go!
Edvin, I just fu*king got one-shotted by a fu*king scumbag.
That- I am sorry, Zwhatsh!
That was-
I got outskilled, man! I camped too hard!
You can take that Super Pershing in the butthole!
In the butthole...
In the butthole!
Ah! Mmm! Sweet Super Pershing ass!
The scores are four-twelve, of course they are gonna push!
Get wrecked, scrub!
Yeah, these teams are pretty shitty but that's just your average day in World of Tanks.
Well, that didn't penetrate. And, well. That's my game.
I lost my ammorack and my tracks at the same time.
GG, mate!
I'll be right back!
Damn, son.
Well damn, folks. It seems like we're fu*ked.
I should probably get the fu*k out of here!
Oh, hello there mister russian tank! How are you today?
I went to the bathroom to go and take a piss.
Oh, fu*k! It's a balanced czech tank!
Does anyone in the audience want to join us in a tier 6 platoon?
Hellcat!
The teams are absolutely horrendous!
We are two minutes in and we are below four tanks already.
Oh, shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
Wait, what?
Edvin, you have a chinese light tank in your ass!
I mean, he's standing right there and I can't see him.
Just shoot!
Yey...
I got 500 damage and ended up on top 4.
GG, team!
Our team was like- *laughter*
I got one shot off!
And I'm... Well, you know. I am in the middle! I'm in the middle!
One shot...
GG, man!
I'm not too confident being all alone here...
Pff! You are a KV-2!
Yeah but... I got one shell and then what?
You kill all tanks with one shell, that's what you do!
Okay.
Okay, I'm coming!
Hello? Anybody home?
Nope! Nobody home!
It appears, no one is home!
And I somehow missed that!
It's a Dick Max! Can you finish that Dick Max?
Yes.
The Penis Max. The Maximum Penis.
I missed.
Zwhatsh! Go around him! Go go go go go go go!
I'm too slow for that right now.
I'm gonna try to spot something.
You're on one health. Or, I don't even know...
I'm on 6 health, that's like 6 times more than one!
Oh my god, Zwhatsh!
Finish him!
Very good job.
GG, Strv.
Suprise, motherfu*ker!
Let's not throw this game away!
I will try to.
I'm gonna start capping!
Zwhatsh, it's just you and me!
You need to protect me from that, uhh, Strv!
Because he is probably just gonna- there he is!
Please get him, Zwhatsh!
No! Zwhatsh, get in the cap with me! Get in the cap with me!
Come on...
Come on...
He drowned!
Zwhatsh! That was actually a carry!
They don't have artillery!
Fu*k yeah, we can actually play this game!
He died.
Hello.
What is he even trying to accomplish by doing that?
Oh! 40 damage ammorack! Because that's completely what you need!
Oh, shit. They have a freaking triple Scorpion platoon!
A triple one-shot platoon is what I would call them!
Mortal combat!
Hey! The fu*k?
I think he died.
I'm actually doing some damage in this game!
What?
Yes!
What is this?
I don't know!
Is this World of Tanks?
Is this a functioning game?
The JB picture on the screen is just annoying.
Are you reffering to me?
That is actually Zwhatsh!
I mean, you have the same skin-color and the same hair-color. But that's pretty much it.
Yeah, that's it!
That's you! I knew it from the first time I saw you Zwhatsh. You are in fact JB!
Yes! Let's go to the hill! And they have a KV-2 too! They have a KV-two two, you see?
Oh, a shooting gallery of tanks!
Pretty much!
Oh, damn it!
Ram!
Do you want to hear a really bad joke, Zwhatsh?
I do.
Wargaming's matchmaker!
What time is it?
It's clobbering time!
As a true german heavy tank I'm going to snipe.
Oh, sorry! Getting through! Coming through!
Jesus!
Tanks! Tanks! Charge!
For king and country! And IKEA meatballs!
I am fu*king doomed!
Hit the RU instead! Hit the light tank!
He's too fast! Gotta go fast!
I'm getting a little bit tired of being on the bottom of the list like, every game!
Oh! For fu*ks sake! Traffic jam!
Traffic jam.
God, they got an IS-6 Black. It's Black!
Does the IS-6 B even have any stat differences towards the regular IS-6? Or is it just Black?
It's Black!
Thank you!
Strong tank...
That is strong indeed!
They got a platoon of KV-2s and a Hellcat!
Let the strongest KV-2 platoon win!
Good job! He one-shotted a Hellcat! Stalin would be proud!
Nooo!
I got outskilled by KV-2!
My engine is dead... Do you hear my engine?
No, in fact I don't.
It sounds like this...
Cromwell, I'm gonna get ya!
I missed!
Edvin, I am doomed!
For fu*ks sake!
If I would have hit my first shell we would have both have been alive.
We still have our Unknown_D!
Oh yeah...
I have a... Also a japanese tank!
Too bad I don't have one! But I do have...
This!
Strong tier 7 russian tank destroyer.
I'm gonna head over to the most obvious tank destroyer camping position in this whole game!
G1?
Yes!
Don't get blind-shot by arty. I mean, don't get outskilled by arty!
Tanks!
He died!
Can you shoot that T-34?
His turret knocked down a tree!
Hello, artillery!
IKEA-wagon!
And he stops! In front of my gun! How pleasant.
I'm turning around to deal with the other guys, alright?
It's that or we are gonna get surrounded!
Okay, now I'm turning back to you!
We need to get close!
Yeah.
Ah, shit!
Good job!
I got him!
Very good!
There is a Churchill I in cap!
Yes!
Nice.
Very good.
Very good!
Nice! Ohh, arty!
Fu*king hell...
I'm the only guy left! This is not gonna be easy!
Oh, there is one! This might be little easy...
No, facehug!
Move, move, move!
Get to the right side of the building.
Oh, he's retarded.
Oh my god! There he is!
Get balanced, Edvin!
I'm enjoying this so much right now!
10 fu*king kills!
Oh, god! That was so good!
Oh! Look at the medals!
I'm getting an orgasm right now!
Look at the livestream, Zwhatsh! Look at all the medals!
Damn, son!
New pants?
No, these pants are actually not new. Like a year old to be honest.
I think he's referring to that you might need new pants after that game.
I should just uninstall World of Tanks right now!
You're done!
Yeah, I'm done!
I won't get any better than this!
No, it won't!
Do you think we should upload like a separate video of just that game?
Nah.
Nah, is that too much QuickyBaby?
Hello, guys! It's QuickyBaby! I'm just driving my Unicum Type 59 around...
This was my first game ever where I scored 10 000 damage and scored 25 kills! You know, it was alright!
Oh my god let's do it! Let's do it!
The most useless but still the most awesome platoon you could ever pull up!
This is probably gonna suck ass!
Yes!
Prepare your anuses!
Prepare their anuses, I mean!
This feels like a zero-damage game.
For fu*ks sake! How do you play this tank?
You don't!
That was fun.
No. Well, it was until we found the enemy. Or they found us I don't even know...
Let's do it again!
Hello mister swedish tank!
He got one-shotted by artillery!
Well, to be honest he was actually camping.
I mean, it wasn't as bad as the previous game but I mean, the scores were eight-zero before we scored the first kill I think.
Do you see my health, Zwhatsh?
I have only recieved a single hit from a regular tank this game.
Nice.
Rest is artillery.
Well, you're obviously camping. I mean, you have been standing in the same spot for like 1 second now.
Flak Bus!
In the open!
It's either trash or get trashed.
There is nothing in-between!
And our Cromwell drowned.
And our E 25 showed just how balanced the E 25 is!
Yep.
Oh, damn! He's burning! Burn baby, burn!
Woah! Shit, Alecto shot me from hill!
Do you know which bush?
George Bush!
Scumbag!
There he is! And he just fired!
I'm gonna ram him!
Love those sound effects.
Woah, nobody's going left.
Okay, let's turn back!
Penetration.
Get ammo-wrecked!
I think I'm gonna play the IS-4...
You know what, guys?
It is time... To click!
No, I'm just kidding! I would never do that!
Pony, you are on the stream! Don't screw up now!
The world will know!
Hit the Skoda! Hit the Skoda!
Yes! Mmm! Oh god yes!!
Okay, what do you wanna play next?
Oh, yeah! This is gonna be good!
By the way, Pony? Do you understand swedish?
So if I say: "Släng dig i väggen finne-jävel!" Do you understand me?
No.
Okay, very good!
Oh, yeah!
Ahh, let's carry on!
Oh, a Stug! This might be interesting.
No??
No way! Mom, get the camera!
I just killed their most important tank! The M3 LEE!
Why do we have an SU-26?
Strong tank!
Fu*k my life!
Oh! T67! Oh yeah.
He died!
We made the hill!
God damn!
What the crap?
Ojojojojoj!
I'd say that was a ten out of ten mouseclick! Good job arty, you missed!
Wreck him!
Wreck him, son!
Careful, careful!
Good job!
For fu*ks sake!
Zero damage! Zero damage on a Scorpion!
Critical hits...
That was painful... That dude would have been dead.
Woah, who's sneezing?
My mother.
Ah.
Jesus.
Is she like dying?
Is she having a heart-attack?
How is that even possible?
She's still going.
How, how... How?
Finish him! It's so ironic because you are finnish!
Straight in the side of the turret! That one didn't go through!
This is World of Tanks and we hate you!
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