Any comments?
- Teacher, I just think his vocal projection was not that good...
- My... "vocal projection"? What do you know about that? - Fábio, I'm just sharing my opinion!
- You probably think it's worth, right? Why? Just because you've got... a little band or... - FÁBIO!!!...
- I'm sorry! - All your colleagues accepted the criticisms and that's the way we get better!
- Yeah, but that wasn't a criticism! - Yes, it was! And the fact that you can't accept it, only shows me that you're not comfortable with your voice at all.
You may sit and change your attitude, please.
- Yes?... Nuno! Hey, what's up?
Yeah, I know... But, I saw your call only now...
Ok, ok... No problem!
Are we going to meet there?
Ok, ok... See you in a bit, then... Take care.
- Fábio!... I'm sorry!... Sorry, I'm late...
- Yeah, I got it. I was almost leaving! - I'm glad you didn't. I'm sorry. I was delayed due to a class...
- No problem... It's ok. Let's eat something? - Let go!
- Acting is one of those things: You like it since you're born! Otherwise, forget it! - Yeah, maybe you're right.
- Were you born with that too? I mean, do you like arts in general and drama in particular?
- Yes, yes... I've always liked it. I actually attended a drama club and we've done some very cool stuff. But, now I'm a bit away from it.
- So, that means that you've also felt that adrenaline of those minutes before the stage curtain open! - Yeah... "adrenaline"! That the right word!
- You know, there at the school, we've done a few presentations already... And I can swear: I don't exchange that feeling for nothing!
- Suddenly I miss those times... And that feeling... - But, why have you left the drama club?
- We always have to make decisions, in this life... I ended up choosing other things: psychology.
- Oh, you're in college, then... - Yes, yes... And the course is cool. I like it.
- Yeah. I am an actor! Period! I can't see myself doing another thing, you know?
My dream is, one day, be so great as Tom Cruise!
- You really like Tom Cruise, don't you?
- Yeah! How could anybody not like him? That actor is perfect! He's super versatile, man! Every character suits him perfectly! Don't you think? - Yes.
He is good... And handsome!
- Listen, he has a great style... And his posture... I've got all of his movies! I swear! From the oldest ones to the newest ones!
- Are you that devoted to him? - You can ask me what you want: The year of the movie, the name of his characters! Everything! I'm a living "Tom Cruise Encyclopedia"!
And that's it: this last year in high school has been a true endurance test!
- Is your school that demanding?
- Well... Yeah... It's terrible! Pal, I'm also a bit far from home... And that's a little bit exhausting.
- Are you living alone? - No... I share my house with four more beings!
- "Beings"?!? - Yeah... Let me explain: I live with three more school colleagues and a DJ girl...
Unfortunately, they've got nothing in common with me! Anyway...
My house is right there!
- You've got a great location!
- If you want, we can pass there...
Let's watch a Tom Cruise movie! What do you think? I'll even let you choose the movie you want!
I'll even let you test me!
- "Test you"? Watch out: I may accept the challenge!
What about your housemates? They don't mind? - No problem!
- Can't I bring anybody home, now? They even might not be there. And if they're there, there's no problem anyway.
- I suppose they're cool, aren't they?
- Well, so-so... Some days! Sometimes that house seems a brothel!
- Alright... - Well, let's go? - Sure!
- Here we are! This is my humble home. - It's cool!
- Yeah... It's not exactly my style, but... Anyway...
- And, how long do you live here?
- Almost one year. And, NO: don't worry, this decoration wasn't on me! This is all Papoila's fault!
- Seriously? The DJ is Papoila?
- Yeah! The BIG PAPOILA! That's her!
- Well, you must have great music playing in the house, all the time... I guess.
- Well, sometimes... Look, don't you usually go to Chiclete Bar? I don't recall seeing you there. We're always going there.
- I go there sometimes. But... I don't recall you there either...
Well, but... What movie do you suggest for us to watch?
- Look, what about a DVD with a Tom Cruise interview?
He talks about how he did his great movies! What do you say? - I've heard about it, but I never watched it!
- Really? Then, look... It'll be today! You'll see that when you leave here, you'll be a new person!
- Alright! - Feel comfortable! I'm just going there inside to pick up the DVD, ok?
You may sit, if you want to!
Seriously... Have you seen the calm way he talks? This man had to work really hard to win his "golden life"!
Ok, I know: United States are a much wider market, but... Damn it! The competition is ferocious!
- They have more opportunities there, right? But, that doesn't mean it's easier!
- Yeah! It's not easy at all! Damn it! But, who likes easy things, right? Spare me!
Look, this part of the DVD, it's about Tom Cruise's favourite movie lines!
- I bet you have your own favourite lines!
- Oh... Yes, I have. And my list is not small at all!
- Come on: you can release one or two out loud! - ...Really?...
"RESPECT... THE COCK!"
- That one is awesome! - But, the scene which have touched me the most, when I was a kid, was the one where he's in court and he demands the truth!
- Oh, I know that one! I know that one!... How is it?
- "I want the truth!" And the captain says: "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!"
- Oh, my god! His facial expression was genius!
- You're really a big fan of Tom Cruise, aren't you?
- Watch this part!
Oh my god! Did you see? Did you see this, man?
- Wh... what's wrong?
- Are you alright? - Th... that's my question!
- Why? Don't you want? - "Don't I want" what? Excuse me?
- A kiss... - WHAT???
- Fábio, but... What? - I'm the one who asks "What?"! I'm not a faggot! Got it? Do you think I'm a faggot? It that it???
- I know, but... - I'M A REAL MAN! OK? A REAL MAN!!!
- Yeah, alright. But... Why did you invite me to come to your house? To watch Tom Cruise? - Oh, Pal!... Don't you put Tom Cruise in the middle of this! Got it?
Look: I'm a man and I like girls! PERIOD! How couldn't you see that?
OUT! - Alright, Fábio! I'm going!
...And, I'm sorry! I didn't know you'd react like that... - If I knew you were one of those, you can be sure that I wouldn't have invited you to come here.
Now... GO AWAY!
- Goodbye, Fábio... - Do you need me to push you? OUT!!!
Fábio... What was this all about? - This... This is my karma!
I must have been a really bad person in a past life! I'm sure! - Listen!...
Why did you treat him like this? What harm did he make to you? - "WHAT HARM"??? What harm did he make to me?
He, he, he... didn't harm me at all! He didn't even touch me! What are you trying to imply?!?!
- Me? Implying? - Yes! - Have you gone mad?!? Who was the boy?
That guy is... Deviant!
- "Deviant"? - Yes! He's a FAGGOT! Didn't you get it yet? Does it have to start raining frogs?
- Ok, Fábio! It doesn't matter what he is! You have no right to treat him like that!
- Sure... I was missing the defender of minorities, here!
All those people should be put in a desert island! So, a normal person could feel comfortable on the streets!
- Fábio... Have you treated him this way, just because he's gay? What's your problem anyway?
- Oh, now I'm the one who has a problem? I'd like to see how would you react, if he had tried to flirt with you! I'd like to see that!
DAMN IT, PAL!!!
- Fabio really has a lot of things to solve inside himself, doesn't he?
" Are You Coming Out Of The Closet? "
- Oh, pal! Mariana!!! Is it that hard for you to knock on the door?
- Are you coming out of the closet? Is that it?
- WHAT?
- I'm kidding!...
- Stop your little jokes with double meanings, ok? I've got no patience at all!
- Look, may I see something on your laptop? - Seriously: I'm sick of people who have taken the damn day to annoy me! Got it?
- May I or not? - And I hate little jokes: "coming out of the closet, coming out of the closet"!?! What's that?
- Ok! Forget it!... Let it be. I'll come back later!
- They're all crazy! They're all crazy! They're all retards!
- Dinner... Is ready! - Who is gonna call Fábio?
- Whoever it is, it's better to be wearing an helmet! - Is he having one of those days again?
- You have no idea how much, Papoila!
- So... Who is gonna call Fábio?
Ok, I'll go... It's always on me: the bear girl! - Good luck!
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