Saturday, April 1, 2017

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CHEMA

Did hell just freeze over? How come you're calling me?

I'm in no mood for jokes, Amanda.

I need to know if you've heard from Regina.

<i> Have you spoken to her?</i>

No.

Why?

They kidnapped her and the boys.

It was that f---ing Venezuelan.

Are you sure she was kidnapped?

Maybe she left voluntarily.

Why would she? Don't be ridiculous!

They killed some guys here.

Do you think she'd do something like that?

I don't know, Red.

You two have been fighting for a while now.

You killed her aunt, man. She was like her mother.

Haven't you considered that?

You know what?

I shouldn't have called you.

You stupid, condescending bitch!

Go f--- yourself!

No! Damn, baby, this is why I came to Mexico City

in the middle of the trouble we're in.

I wish I wasn't so worried, but...

As long as you're with me I don't care.

Really?

So you don't care that I'm worried?

We've looked everywhere and we can't find them.

Red is devastated.

I left him in Puerto Morelos with my mom,

but this is horrible.

Have you heard anything about Ricardo Almenar?

Nothing!

I've been investigating that with Ponce.

Damn. With Ponce?

Yes.

The poor bastard even asked me out to dinner.

Look at that. Dinner.

Yeah, so what?

He likes me.

You're not the only one.

Listen, baby, there's something you're not getting.

I love you.

Are they asleep?

Yes.

They were exhausted. Don't make noise.

Poor things.

Everything's been squared away.

I was able to get us all Venezuelan passports.

I even have a new name. Come, sit down.

I don't know how you always do it.

Morillo!

Where the hell is he?

Come here, Julio.

Where the f--- is Morillo? At the whorehouse again?

We haven't heard from him since yesterday.

What did you just say?

Are you worried?

Mom!

Amanda!

What are you doing here?

Where's my dad?

I keep calling and he won't answer.

Relax.

Give me a minute.

What are you doing here?

Tell me the truth.

Did he have anything to do with the disappearance

of Regina and her kids?

Is it true?

Pilar!

Let them have whatever they want and do whatever they want.

This is their new palace!

Like it, baby?

-I love it! -You know what?

I'm glad we didn't end up going to the beach.

We ended up coming to my favorite house instead.

It isn't the biggest.

That one's on the eastern side of the country,

near my hometown.

This one's my favorite, though.

It's perfect!

It belongs to you and the kids now.

I love this house...

and I love you guys!

-Come see. -Wait!

-I need to ask you something. -What?

Did you think I saved up all this money

to take you to a ranch?

Wait, let me clarify.

Around here, we call wood and tin houses ranches.

They're humble homes.

No, I didn't want you going through any trouble.

You're a queen, baby.

I want you... to promise me something.

We're right here. San Pedro Sula.

We need to travel to Choloma.

We need to clear a path to make it to the airstrip.

You have a call, sir.

Well, let's check if everything's ready.

What's up, Chinasky?

Everything's fine here.

We're waiting for you.

We blazed a trail across the northern side.

Sounds good.

We're on the eastern side of San Pedro Sula.

Perfect.

The airstrip is ready.

Alright.

We're bringing over the truck full of merch.

One thing, though.

We're staying in Honduras until things cool down.

Alright. We'll be in touch.

Wh

you good-for-nothing slut?

Don't mess with my kids!

Leave them alone!

Nelson, help me!

Nelson!

Hey!

I'm sorry, baby...

but business is business.

-Your money's over there. -Thank you.

You're all mine now, you bitch.

Should I take the kids?

No! Not my children!

Leave them alone!

Please... not my children.

I trusted you, you f---ing bastard!

I trusted you!

Business is business, Regina!

I'm here to settle some unfinished business with you,

you little slut.

You did this.

You paid this bastard to seduce me

just so you could take vengeance on me!

You fell for it fair and square!

You're the one who slept with him!

Things are about to get spicy!

I'll give you two some privacy. I'm taking the kids.

Yeah, take them.

Not my kids! Leave them alone, you bastard!

Not my kids!

No, no...

Not my kids!

Not my kids!

Tand dad!.t-out to mm

Mom!

Mommy!

Damn, kiddo.

I'm actually doing you a favor.

You're better off in heaven than in an orphanage.

So quit your crying.

Mom!

Ready?

Yeah, man! Just do it!

I know you won't get much sleep tonight, Red...

but you must try to rest and get your mind off of things.

I don't think I can, Mrs. Elvira.

The thought of knowing my kids need me

and not being able to go to them is killing me inside.

I won't bug you like Chema has because I know you're hurt...

but I hope you take this as a sign to leave the business.

Don't you see?

My kids are all I really have.

I don't even care about Regina anymore.

If she wants to leave, so be it.

But my kids?

I need them.

Have faith. They'll show up soon.

You're still here.

I figured you'd gotten the hell out by now.

Or are you here to throw one of your usual tantrums?

You want me to share in your guilt

so I can feel responsible for what happened to Ines,

Martita... and Regina...

and her kids.

If Ricardo's behind their disappearance,

then anything could've happened to them.

What happened to them?

I was with Salma.

-I want to ask you something. -Okay.

Yesterday when those bastards almost killed Ponce and Lopez,

the person you cared about the most was Andrews, right?

Why would I let them kill him?

What about Salma?

Would you have sacrificed her?

I mean... I don't know.

At that moment, maybe, but now I'm attached to her.

Hello?

You know who this is, son of a bitch?

Of course I know.

I can recognize a son of a bitch.

Where are you, you bastard? So I can go kick your ass.

Listen up.

I'm at the perfect place to make you pay

for all the sh-- you've done to me, motherf---er.

Are you responsible for Red's family going missing?

If yes, let's negotiate.

I'll give you territory plus extra

in exchange for them.

That's not his family.

That bitch left with the first bastard to sweet-talk her,

the Venezuelan,

who, by the way, brought her straight to me.

So I wasn't wrong.

You're behind all this.

That's right.

It cost me a whole lot though.

You know I have refined tastes.

By the way, tell Red he's got good taste.

Regina looked hot.

Well, not that hot after the beating she got.

Good talking to you.

What happened? What'd he say?

Where are Regina and my kids? Does he want a ransom?

CHEMA

We're going to Nogales.

Wait, she's not there. Calm down.

Calm down?

Like hell I'll calm down!

-At least let me think. -Think about what?

I'm sorry for what I'm going to say,

Once I know where I'll be, I'll let you know.

Yes, ma'am.

Mom, they're coming for you.

Let's get out of here.

No one's going to touch me.

Give me a gun, Nopal.

Give one to Amanda.

What? Are you crazy?

Let's go call the authorities, Josefina.

Damn it, Mom, get inside!

I heard gunshots.

Did they teach you at the academy

how to fish in troubled waters?

No, sir, but I get the picture.

Don't let them through. ThaI'll pay you more.ng.

Let's go! Now!

Hey!

Get in! The cops are coming!

Sh--! Let's go!

and forget about his sister.

Times are changing and I want to move on up.

I'm going to work from the Ecuadorian-Peruvian border.

I'm going to ship the drugs from Leticia.

I need someone to pick up my coke and get it to Chema.

You're the man for the job.

<i> Mom!</i>

<i> Ready?</i>

<i> Yeah, man! </i> <i> Just do it!</i>

<i> Mom!</i>

<i> From that moment on,</i> <i> Red wa</i>Talk to me.<i>he world.</i>

Hey, Chema...

I know where Nelson Martinez is.

I'll fax you his location.

Stop screaming! Don't get hysterical on me!

You left for a week without telling me where you were,

and now you're leaving again, you motherf---er?

Don't talk like that in front of my daughter, you bitch!

What do you wanNot much.now?

Manny!

Chema...

I had nothing to do with what happened to Red's woman.

I swear I didn't.

You can tell Red yourself, motherf---er!

You damn traitor.

Come on. Let's leave the business.

Who said I wanted to leave the business?

Retirement's meant to be lived out peacefully.

Give me the gun.

For more infomation >> El Chema | Recap (03/31/2017) | Telemundo Novelas - Duration: 15:18.

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born different from others - Duration: 1:01.

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BOY SCAUTS - Capítulo 01 by Film&Clips - Duration: 10:58.

BOY SCAUTS

One, two...

12 days before...

Why did you stop?

You're getting in late. At the second "Coprophagia".

-I buy digital -Yes. Yes.

-Let's start over. -Okay.

One, two, three.

What is this mess?

Instead of saying "Vegetal coprophagia",

we say "Mineral coprophagia"?

I love it. Okay.

Guys, Dolores will get here in five minutes.

This looks like Syria.

We're rehearsing, Oli. We can't do everything.

Everything? What is everything? You just had to clean.

What happened to you, Diego?

Yes, Oli, but we were rehearsing.

You told me you would clean.

Don't look at him.

I'm not happy. I'm not happy at all.

I'm not laughing.

Lucas, distract her.

You and I will clean this mess.

The cover of the album will be like this tattoo.

But we'll add flames around it. More hellish and craziness.

All of that.

It used to say "CS", but I had to cover it up.

Why "CS"?

My girlfriend's initials.

Ex-girlfriend, actually.

She wasn't even my girlfriend.

Does your boyfriend have a lot of tattoos?

-No, I don't have a boyfriend. -Look at that.

How is Olivia doing at school, Lucas Colombo?

Call me Lucas.

How is she doing?

Oli? Amazing. Straight As.

She's the black sheep of the family.

We have to hide her books so that she'll stop studying.

But we return them to her.

Do you want to have dinner with me?

To talk about Oli, I mean.

I don't know. I'll have to check my schedule.

Great. I can every day except on Thursdays...

from two to five pm.

-Shall we go in? -Where?

The apartment.

What an idiot. Where else will we go in?

We're going in the apartment.

Let's see. Let me look for the keys.

Yes, please. I'm in a hurry.

Hi.

Dolores! It's nice to see you. Welcome.

Do you have this one?

-No, thanks a lot. -You're welcome.

-How was your week? -Fine.

And school?

It's not easy. But the guys always help me out.

That's it.

Oli, can you give me some time with your brothers, please?

Let's see.

I know Oli loves you dearly. And you love her dearly.

But we need to be realistic.

You can barely support yourselves.

It's a mystery how you're still alive.

I don't understand.

She says Oli loves us dearly, right?

Yes. No. What I'm saying is that your aunt Norma...

offered to take care of Oli until she turns eighteen.

But she'll come to live here?

No, in Chubut she has the necessary means...

to provide a better environment for an eleven-year-old child.

Dolores!

Leave it. We'll take care of it.

Look! Oli's inhaler! We've been looking for this for weeks.

Sit down, please.

I think I wasn't clear.

It's been a year since your parents...

You still don't have a job.

-I know. Things are tough. -Very tough.

But the band will take off.

What I mean is that you're not properly able to take care...

of Olivia,

your aunt has the legal means to take custody from you.

Now. You don't want that to happen.

Oli doesn't want that to happen. I don't want that to happen.

But if you don't start making changes,

that's what will happen.

-Is it a woman? -No.

-Does it have a moustache? -Yes.

I've got you.

What's wrong, kiddo?

What did Dolores want?

The same old thing.

She wanted to know how you were. She came to visit you.

What did she say? Why did she ask me to leave?

Because you're ugly. Because you smell and have lice.

She wants me to go live with my aunt in Chubut, right?

-What are you saying? -Come on, Lucas.

If that was the case, we won't allow it.

You'll stay here. We'll do whatever it takes.

Even getting a job.

If not, we'll send Diego to our aunt's.

Come on, lice. It's your turn.

Did he die of a heroin overdose?

No.

Ozzy Osbourne.

Do you want to play again?

No, thanks.

Do you want us to go to the park?

No?

What about spitting from the terrace?

Do you want to watch "Scout Minute"?

I'll look for the computer.

SCOUT MINUTE

Eyes wide open.

Respect the nature's power.

Never with fear.

A real scout has control all the time...

and never underestimates the environment.

Ursus arctos horribilis.

Also known as the grizzly bear.

We have one of the baby's print.

We have to be extra careful.

There's nothing more dangerous than a bear protecting its cubs.

If you are being attacked by a male or female bear,

we have to show them we'll be a tough nut to crack.

We have to threaten by shouting.

But I think it's not our bear's case.

She doesn't want trouble.

She is only protecting her cub.

Remember, a real scout leaves the world...

in a better way than they found it.

From Yellowstone National Park, this is Warren Clark.

I'll see you next week on "Scout Minute".

For more infomation >> BOY SCAUTS - Capítulo 01 by Film&Clips - Duration: 10:58.

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[依依11][越南美女][我愛的的人][我是妳的101[妳是我的001][喜歡依依依依喜歡][依依不捨不捨依依][工地主任+品管工程師][執業證][尋求合作] - Duration: 4:21.

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ALL ABOUT YOSHI'S DOUBLE JUMP | Super Smash Bros. for Wii U - Duration: 5:29.

"120 units" is pretty arbritary, but the resources I've just mentioned translate that number into practical data.

Of course, this doesn't mean "don't ask questions"! This concept is hard to explain this in video format, so feel free to ask for more clarification!

Since the first jab adds damage, you COULD say that it breaks the armor earlier, but my previous statement summarizes this concept better: "knockback never adds up!"

OK, it doesn't sound very long, but look at this next clip.

If you're smart, you might ask, "if it ends immediately, then why do I see the start of Yoshi's Uair animation?"

Well, Lucario's Aura Sphere doesn't have a constant hitbox; there's a few frames between every hit, so there's a little bit of space for Yoshi's animation to show.

The move shown here is Up B.

I totally discovered this on accident.

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228- I finally made a proper YouTube Poop of this source - Duration: 5:44.

( smack ) Ahamburgersatinahamburgerbar

waitingtobefried.

Just then he heard Hamburger shout:

HEH-EH-EH-EH-EH-

So up jumped the hamburger,

and ran out of the bar.

"HeyHeyHeyHeyHeyHey"

said the hamburger cook.

"You won't get-"

God.

( droning )

Michael Rosen: Hamburger rolled out of the door,

and off down the street.

Who do you think was the first person

Hamburger happened to

( slowed down ) MEET?

Ka-men Riii-der- In-ciii-sor

who- yelled out!

( in Incisor's voice ) You look like-

a- flippin' burge-

( static )

We interrupt this program to bring you...

♫ LOS LUCHADORES!

♪- ♪- ♪- ♪- ♪-

HEY!

♪- ♪- ♪- ♪-

LOS LUCCUL SOL

( loop of ♪- ) DORES!

( loop of ♪- ) Los Luchadores!

( loop of ♪- ) The faceless heroes!

( loop of ♪- ) ( slowed down ) Lucha libre

( loop of ♪- ) and mascarados! (? correct me if i got this wrong)

( back to normal speed ) Meet the-

Meet-!

( sound of firey falling )

♫-

♫- ♫- ♫-

♪-

♫-

♪-

♫-

♪-

♫- ♫-

♪-

♫♪- ♫♪- ♫♪- ♫♪-

♪-

LOS LUCHADORES!

( theme song ends ) ♫

♪-

♫ ( music sting ) ♫

Turbine: No.

No.

No-

No!

Lobo! Did you seriously

ask Maria Valentine to be on the team?

♫♪♫

( click ) ( engine run )

( baseball shot ) Turbine: Woah!

♫ ( music sting ) ♫

Announcer: ( Forward and backward dialogue overlapping )

and there goes-

goes-

( scrambled )

Audience: ( applause )

♪-

Announcer: gniylF

Flying

press to

Ghidorah!

( slowed down ) Ghidorah!

( slowed down even more ) Ghidorah!

Audience: ( cheering for Lobo )

Lobo Fuerte.

Lobo Fuerte.

Hmm...

Audience: ( backwards cheering )

( device beeping )

Turbine!

I'm gonna give him a twin bolt of laser eye smash!

Cheaters never prosper, Turbine.

I'm gonna- toast his tostada!

CheatersneverprosperTurbine.

I'm gonna give him a

♫ ( Action BGM kicks in while Turbine continues talking )

VAMONOS! ♫ ( beeping ) ( click )

( eye missile flying )

( explosion ) Turbine: Woah!

Audience: ( cheering )

♫ ( music sting ) ♫

( sci-fi hovering sound )

Hey, guys!

( sci-fi hovering sound )

♫ ( music sting ) ♫

This is the only protection you have!

♫ ( music sting but backwards ) ♫

"Cheese" on 3!

1...!

2...!

1...!

1...!

1...!

2...!

1...!

1...!

2...!

( more sinister tone) Transport activate!

( sped up )

( spaceship sound )

You brought me here to fight in the ring?

Not... just a ring, champ.

THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!

IRERIRERIRE

Trillions of viewers-

IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!

There must be a misunderstanding.

GNIKNOD!

( clapping )

You don't get the picture.

You don't have a-!

( "Old Western" tone ) tombstone. ( gunshot )

( blows )

( sped-up clap )

( plac pu-deps )

This ain't just a fight!

It's a fight-!

I only compete in matches-

LET'S...! Lobo: sanctioned by the Federación

GET IT ON!!! Lobo: of Lucha Libre.

( tough-yell )

( applause intensifies )

( metal clang )

Dudes!

( flip whoosh )

( breathes )

I /knew/ there was something funky

about the charge in that-

funky- plasma of the alien- funky- blaster!

( hsoohw pilf )

So,

I hotwired it directly into the

( distorted ) negative

.rotpecer radaR oboL eht fo rotalosi noi

( flip whoosh )

Bullseye!

( loop of "I-"s )

( "I-" loop continues) Then Lobo really /is/ on a spaceship?

( "I-" loop continues )

( "I-" loop continues ) Laurant: Turbine!

( "I-" loop continues )

( "I-" loop continues ) This is not! HELPING!

( "I-" loop continues )

( slams book )

Maria: There he is!

( un-slams book )

This is- HELPING!

Eljar: Why doesn't he finish him off?

He's- Finnish!

( loud ) No.

He's a luchador.

A luchador does not stand for destruction.

A luchador stands for

just- destruction.

You are a great warrior, Guza.

We must work together to bring

this evil villain to justice!

( applause un-intensifies )

A luchador does not-

exist...

for destruction.

Gniknod: ( sound of someone being hoisted into the air )

Lobo: You're going down for the count!

♪-

♫ ( music sting )

( the music sting gets in a reversing loop ) ♫

Here we go!

Bring it on!

( whoosh )

( baseball shot ) Turbine: Woah!

Hey!

Get out of- me- p-oo-p-!

No!

♫ ( instrumental of "Cruel Angel's Thesis" until 4:34 )

( sizzling sound fades in )

( thinking ) No one's gonna put me- out-!

( sizzling continues )

Cruel- Hamburger-

( gunshot ) Thesis-

♪ ( echoey ) Eating me is cruel,

Eating me is murder,

You can't catch me, I'm the-

Cruel- Angel's- Burger! ♪

Great heavens above!

( bite )

( sizzling & people screaming fade in )

Laurant: Lobo!

( sizzling & screams continue )

Laurant: Lobo, quick!

Wake up!

WAKE UP, LOBO! Gniknod: Eljar!

( static )

( amplified neck pinch )

nothing...

( spaceship warps away )

♫ ( music sting ) ♫

Lobo: ( radio ) Turbine, are you ready to play?

( vehicle sounds )

Turbine: Ready!

Baseball's my game. ( vehicle revving )

( ocean waves )

( mechanical movement )

( many baseball shots ) Turbine: Woah! ( many times )

♫ ( "Los Luchadores" ending theme ) ♫

( generic synth production logo sound )

( spaceship warping back )

( in Dr. Weir's voice ) Where we're going...

We won't need eyes to see.

( in own voice ) ( creepy laugh )

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Stephen Colbert's Midnight Confessions, Vol XXII - Duration: 4:04.

>> Stephen: LADIES AND

GENTLEMEN, IF YOU'RE NEW TO THE SHOW, YOU MAY NOT KNOW THIS BUT

I AM A CATHOLIC.

BUT I HAVE A HARD TIME GETTING TO MASS SOMETIMES BECAUSE THERE

ISN'T A CHURCH IN MY BEDROOM.

( LAUGHTER ) AND I REALLY MISS SOME OF MY

CATHOLIC TRADITIONS.

THE ONE I MISS THE MOST IS CONFESSIONS.

SO I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MOMENT RIGHT NOW, IF YOU DON'T MIND, TO

CONFESS TO YOU, MY AUDIENCE.

YOU WON'T TELL ANYBODY, RIGHT?

>> Audience: OF COURSE NOT!

>> Stephen: GREAT.

THIS IS "STEPHEN COLBERT'S MIDNIGHT CONFESSIONS"!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪

STANDARD DISCLAIMER: I DON'T KNOW IF THESE ARE TECHNICALLY

SINS, BUT I DO FEEL BAD ABOUT THEM.

OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

FORGIVE ME, AUDIENCE, I NEVER GO TO THE GYM, SO I BOUGHT A HOME

GYM.

NOW I NEVER GO HOME.

( LAUGHTER ) I'M ABOUT EIGHT REMINDERS AWAY

FROM CONSIDERING RESCHEDULING MY NEXT DENTAL VISIT.

( LAUGHTER ) SOMETIMES, SOMETIMES, AUDIENCE,

SOMETIMES WHEN I WAKE UP FROM A BEAUTIFUL DREAM, I FEEL A LITTLE

SAD...

WHEN I SEE THE CAR I JUST REAR-ENDED.

( LAUGHTER ) I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK BEER, BUT

WHEN I DO, I MAKE UP FOR ALL THE TIMES I DON'T.

( LAUGHTER ) AUDIENCE, I HAVE NEVER

PRE-HEATED THE OVEN A SINGLE SECOND LONGER THAN IT TAKES TO

OPEN A ROLL OF COOKIE DOUGH.

( LAUGHTER ) ( LAUGHTER )

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( LAUGHTER )

FORGIVE ME, AUDIENCE, I TOOK A MUCH SMALLER BITE IN REHEARSAL.

( LAUGHTER ) AH!

IF YOU'RE HITCHHIKING AND I PICK YOU UP, IT'S ONLY BECAUSE I

THINK I CAN TAKE YOU IN A KNIFE FIGHT.

( LAUGHTER ) SOMETIMES, SOMETIMES, AUDIENCE,

SOMETIMES I SECRETLY HOPE I GET THE FLU SO MY TO-DO LIST WILL

SHRINK DOWN TO "FINISH BOWL OF SOUP."

THEY SAY THERE'S NO WRONG WAY TO EAT A REESES, BUT I'M THINKING A

WHOLE BAG WHILE YOU'RE IDLING IN THE DRIVEWAY IS CLOSE.

( LAUGHTER ) SOMETIMES, MY HIPS LIE.

( LAUGHTER ) YOU KNOW, I NEVER-- I NEVER TELL

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT, BUT I AM NOT PREPARED TO HELP OUT IN THE

EMERGENCY EXIT ROW.

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THE DOOR AGAIN?

DO I-- DO I RIDE IT DOWN THE WING LIKE A SURF BOARD?

I DON'T KNOW.

SOMETIMES I WRITE BOOZE INTO MY COMEDY BITS JUST AS AN EXCUSE TO

DRINK.

( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

MMMM.

THAT TASTES "NECESSARY TO THE SCENE."

( LAUGHTER ) FORGIVE ME, AUDIENCE.

>> Audience: WE FORGIVE YOU!

>> Stephen: THANKS.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH SUSAN SARANDON.

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I LIKE ALMERIA (Deutsch) - Duration: 1:01.

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Ace Combat 7 Release Date and Extra Information - Ace Combat News - Duration: 1:37.

Hello aces, Ace Combat Fan here and great news,

we finally got Ace Combat 7's release date!

Just kidding, actually happy April fools day!

But even though this is a April fools trolling video, I actually have some important Ace Combat 7 information

I'd like to share with you.

In a recent interview with the Spanish speaking Youtube channel Xover TV,

they interviewed a Bandai Namco representative about Ace Combat 7 of course,

and it has been confirmed that Ace Combat 7 will be at the E3 conference this year in Los Angeles

on June 14 to June 16. Now they didn't want to talk too much about details on the game,

they say they're saving all details for the E3 so I am expecting we might have a new trailer

or the official release date by then, on E3 - that's what I am EXPECTING and that's something to look forward to.

So I've put the link of the interview in description in case you want to check that out

and some people have asked if I am going to the E3 this year or not,

I'm considering, thinking about it but in case I don't, I am planning to do another live stream like I did for the PSX

covering events until we get Ace Combat 7 and discussing whatever the news are.

So just stay tuned for that and let's just hope June will come faster (like if that was possible).

Again, we should have some big news and have a lot of information about the new game by then,

so that was the video today and of course, for more information stay tuned to the channel

for more updates, and sorry about the trolling but it's April fools, come on guys!

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Travis Scott - coordinate feat. Blac Youngsta (Music Video) - Duration: 3:20.

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Yandere Simulator Male Rival Introduction Video - Duration: 3:21.

What?! You wanna copy my homework AGAIN?! Geez, you're hopeless!

Hey! Don't look at me like that, okay?! Just...shut up and eat your bento! Geez!

Oh! Perfect timing! Would you help me decorate this cheesecake?

You are just the sweetest thing! I mean it! From the bottom of my heart!

Let's be honest! No one could play this role better than me.

I only share the stage with the best! You'll need to try a little harder, darling.

...are you...really interested...in watching our ritual...?...

...how did you stir these feelings inside of me...?...did you...cast a spell on me...?...

Alright, everyone, on your feet! Time's a-wasting! Let's get moving!

You know...I'd put my life on the line for you...if it ever came to that...

Pardon me, but are you feeling okay? Your face is completely red!

Oh, gosh, I've gone and done it again! How did we end up like this...?!

I'll be your substitute today. I hope everyone pays...close...attention. ♥

If you answer the question correctly...I'll give you a reward... ♥

You got somethin' you wanna say? Then say it to my face!

No one can know about this, okay? This...stays...between us. Got that?

This school is absolutely amazing! ♥ I'm so happy to be here! ♥

I promise I'll make you proud, okay?! ♥ Thank you for believing in me!

As the student council president, I vow to bring this school to new heights!

Things weren't supposed to be this way...but...for you...I would break any rule...

You didn't actually forget what day it is...did you?

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[Marvel Heroes] Subtitled Pen-and-Paper Iron Fist Guide / BUE to My Channel - Duration: 11:22.

Hello Marvel Heroes Fans, my name

is Wilfrid and welcome to my channel

where you can see videos and guides on

where you can see videos and guides on this free to play game called Marvel Heroes. If you

like this sort of guides, do check out the link

at the description below there are more

guides for you to watch. And also, today there's a

very special announcement here the

biggest update ever to my channel as

inspired by the biggest update ever in

Marvel Heroes. And I am going to use Iron Fist

as one of the heroes to showcase to you this brand new mini-series

Alright, so now, as

you can see here, this not Singapore.

I am now here in Taipei because my team

here has shared some statistics with me.

It's rather interesting. I have been playing

this game in Singapore for quite

some time. And the latency has been rather,

rather bad and I haven't been able to

really play a good game in Singapore so

they are saying that I shall move

to Taiwan because Taipei is a

little bit closer to America. I hope my team

is right. And also I have asked my team

to help me out here with regards

to what I shall do my channel

because I have been doing this for years. I

shall do something new, something fresh and so on.

So they have conducted a study, on

you guys. So, a lot of them is

no brainer. They say that for those of

you who visit my website, and watch my

videos, play this game, you all are comic

books kind of fans. And for people who read a

lot of comic books, you are very

imaginative. You can really see without

showing to you all the game play and so on, you

can actually imagine what's going on

behind the scene. So I am not going to do

I am doing away with all this kind

of game play recording and dive straight

to kind of like what essentially will

make you play your heroes better.

This is my headquarter here.

I will be staying here for a couple

of months if years to complete all my guides.

This is the study room by the way

and this is where you can see all the guides

being made here. Today

is all about Iron Fist. I am going to

do a pen-and-paper way here, as

as you can see, very high tech.

Iron Fist has his

ups and downs.

Recently there

is a Netflix series on Iron Fist. A lot of you

are searching and asking for Iron Fist

guide. And here I am doing one for you in

this brand new biggest update ever to my

channel. OK. Now, before the biggest update

ever, I have been using / playing

Iron First in a Twin Style. So I am going to

use the same twin style here. I am going to

show to you why I like this

twin style. It can be

really effective as well, and fun.

Back to the pen-and-paper guide here.

...

This is serious stuff. You will

be able to understand this after you

watch the guide

Because Iron Fist is

kungfu kind of hero, I am going to (write)

Chinese characters here. I think a lot of

you may not have seen me

writting Chinese before. So I am

going to my Chinese writing here. I

hope that is fine with you. But I will also

annotate a bit of English in here in case

you forget what I've said.

This is your hot bar. This is health.

...

This is chi. And these are not Chinese

characters by the way.

Chinese characters are coming this way.

If you play this twin style, I am

going to introduce to you, the main spender

will be the Fury of Five Forces. To

write five in Chinese will be like

this. So, Fury of the Five Forces is

your main spender. Whenever you are not

trying to run away, whenever you are not

doing all these animation stuffs,

do Fury of the Five Forces.

And also, another big tip

for you is that ... this is left mouse button

this is right mouse button, I

personally would like to bind it to

dash. For Iron First, it is called

Ninjutsu Dash. So ninjas in Chinese there is a

way to write them, this is ninja ... Ninjutsu.

I am going to share with you some really

good tips here. And you will really love

my channel after you have heard this.

If you have a programmable mouse

like I do, I will actually macro this with

medkit plus dash.

Now why do you do that? Why do

we do that is that in this game

the new direction is that medkit is

king. The new infinity system if they

are still trying to do it the same way 1.1b

or whatever it is called, is that

using medkit shorten your cooldown to your

signature, shorten your cooldown to your

ultimate, add an additional dash, reduce

your incoming damage by 10%

or what not for 5 seconds, buff here buff

there. So medkit is going to be king.

You wouldn't want to lose

the opportunity of not using the medkit

when the medkit is off cooldown. Basically

it is one major power you should use. But then

why should you keep pushing

medkit when you don't need medkit?

So what I do is that I will macro medkit onto

dash so whenever I dash I will use a medkit.

But if medkit is on cooldown, then that is fine.

Next time I dash, I will use a medkit.

That is how I play

this game these days.

So now, this is the main spender.

This is the dash. How to

play this twin style? There are

two stances you should use.

The first one is leopard. To write

leopard in Chinese is like this one.

Looks like a leopard. This is a

leopard. This is a stance. This is

leopard. If you are a little bit mindful

about the defense

system, you could use a dragon.

ow do you write dragon in Chinese? It's

this one here. I hope you can see it.

This is dragon. So now, dragon gives you dodge.

Leopard gives you more DPS.

Both of them will buff the next power I am going to say is the

Seven Armies Sundered. Seven is like this.

This is Seven Armies Sundered. Do that.

You can use dragon if you

want to do harder content

for dodge (buff). Or you can do a leopard.

(Either) way is fine. Next one is Seven Armies Sundered.

The third one - the second stance you can use and that

I recommend to you is a Serpent Fang. How to

write serpent in Chinese ... is this one

here. So that is a serpent. It does look

like a snake I hope you get it.

After that, what the snake will buff is

Black-black Poison Touch, one of my

favorite powers to talk about while I am

playing this game. Black-black poison

touch. This is

serpent. This is black.

And then the signature, usually I'd put

it here like Like Onto Iron.

How to write iron in Chinese ... is like

this. It is Like Onto Iron.

This is signature. Let me just bold it so

you guys can see it. So this is

signature. And last one is Chi Blast.

Also benefited from the Serpent.

Serpent buffs the Black-black Poison Touch as well as Chi

Blast. And then the Leopard or

Dragon to buff the Seven Armies

Sundered. You have to keep these two

stances, these two of them together.

To do that you alternate between the

leopard and the serpent. Leopard and serpent

whenever they are off cooldown. Both of

them will be off cooldown at the same time. Both

of them will be off cooldown at the

same time. But make sure you remember you

do a (leopard) or you do a snake. Take

a look at the buff window. You will get

it sorted. How do you get

this to work? This is the last bit of it.

Oh by the way

as for the talents, imagine there are

three columns

the first one is this one.

Then is this one. Then is this one. Then

is this one. Then is this one. Don't ask. Just do it.

You will be awesome.

This next bit is how do you use this

very awesome kind of rotation in a

kungfu style and tackle hard content?

I am going to run through this

with you here. I am sure you guys are

very smart. Imagine you are Iron

Fist. You are Iron Fist. You

know kungfu. So this is Iron Fist.

and you have Kurse here. The bad guy.

So this is Kurse.

This is the bad guy. And usually Kurse doesn't

come alone, right? He will summon a few of

his elves. Some of them

are nasty. Some of them are not. So what

I will usually do is that I will first

dash in. Ninjutsu dash. By the

way once you dash in, you will use the medkit

already. You are wonderful. You

are awesome. You are already buffed. You go in and

then you do a (Leopard).

Then after that you do a

Seven Armies Sundered.

so one two three four five six seven

You do a Seven Armies Sundered

here. And after that you can do a

Black-black Poison Touch. Although it is not

buffed, that's fine. Just the starting of it. Then

you use the Fury of the

Five Forces to punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch.

Somehow you will need to dash out and use a

medkit anyhow because it is just the way

it goes. Then after that when

the stances are off cooldown, you do a

snake which is Serpent. Then after that you

can do a Seven Armies Sundered one

two three four five six seven

After that you can do a

Black-black Poison Touch. A lot of poison

here. Then after that you can dash out and be

awesome with the medkit cooldown.

And do a Chi Blast. He does something

like that. This is Iron Fist.

This is

Chi Blast.

Then after that you can go back in

again. Be awesome. Do Unto Iron.

This is Do Unto Iron.

One punch like that, Do Unto Iron.

Then after that everything will be ...

(cameraman stay focus!)

... then everything will be off cooldown

... then everything will be off cooldown

and you can do

all the rotation again and be awesome! So

this is how you do it. This is how you

win the battle. And this my

friend is going to be the new (format)

going forward. I hope you have got a chance to

internalize this.

Do a little bit of

study and I am sure sooner or later

you will know kungfu like I do. So

this is wonderful.

By the way I hope you enjoy this video

and I really

thank you all for watching this

channel for so long. This one is

really a special video for you all.

Big love here from Taipei and thanks

my wife to be the cameraman.

She's ... yeah ... I know ... so anyway

enjoy. See you next time. Bye.

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How to make Blue Lagoon Mocktail | Recipe in Hindi by Cooking with Smita | Summer Drink Party Drink - Duration: 1:44.

Hello friends, Welcome to cooking with Smita

today we will make Blue Lagoon Mocktail, and for that we need...

Citrus Blue Syrup

fresh Lemon juice

Sugar Syrup

Sprite or 7up, Club Soda and Ice Cubes

add Citrus Blue Syrup

add Ice Cubes

add Lemon juice

add Sugar syrup

add Sprite

add Club Soda

gently stir using straw

and serve immediately

if you like my recipe, please hit LIKE button below and SHARE it

and don't forget to SUBSCRIBE my channel

THANK YOU

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born different from others - Duration: 1:01.

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ЧТО, ЕСЛИ ПИТЬ АЛКОГОЛЬ - Duration: 1:47.

Alcohol is: - 50% of all homicides

- 80% of the first sexual experiences

- 90% of all cases of sexual violence

- 70% of unplanned pregnancy - 25% of suicides

- 60% of all sexually transmitted infections.

- 50% of road accidents

- 50% of families break up due to alcohol

Today we will understand how our bodies react

On alcohol.

- The first signs of intoxication: the dips in memory, slurred

Speech, impaired coordination, how alcohol acts

On the brain and the central nervous system.

- The circulatory system quickly carries ethanol down the body,

Where it absorbs into the tissue.

The liver neutralizes alcohol and removes it from the blood.

All the rest of the alcohol is excreted through the breath,

And then urine.

Thanks to the kidneys, alcohol is excreted into the bladder,

Provoking urination and, as a result, dehydration

Organism

- The effect of alcohol on the brain is that it

Changes the level of neurotransmitters.

Neurotransmitters are responsible for processing external stimuli,

Emotions and behavior.

They can either excite electrical activity

In the brain, or to slow it down.

Because of alcohol, a person stops thinking clearly,

Coordination of movement is disturbed, it is caused very much

Strong sexual excitement, but the quality of sexual intercourse

Inversely proportional to the amount drunk.

Dopamine is produced, which creates sensations

Pleasure after drinking alcohol.

So many minuses, but people notice, only one plus,

This is a temporary pleasure.

Thank you for watching

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You guys asked for it.. | Face Reveal - Duration: 0:19.

Never gonna ink you up

Never gonna splat you down

Never gonna swim around, and

Spawn Camp you..

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Weilong GTS V2 Unboxing! | Speedcube.com.au - Duration: 3:49.

Hey YouTube it's me Spotty, hope you're all doing great!

Today, we've got an unboxing from speedcube.com.au.

So what should be in here is the pre released Weilong GTS V2.

The cube should be coming out in a couple days I think but I got it a little bit early

and I'm really really excited and let's just crack this thing open.

This looks so so nice.

The box looks a little different to what it usually looks like.

Oooh it's magnetic, that's pretty cool.

But here's the actual cube.

Just looking at it, it looks very very similar to the version 1.

I've got the version 1 here and it is a little smaller, but that's the only difference

appearance wise that I see.

But let's just get straight into first turns.

I really really like that.

It's super smooth, a little bit clacky like the version one but not that crispy like the

version one which I do kinda like.

It's also a bit quieter.

Noise isn't a huge factor but, yeah there's that.

And it is a little bit smaller.

But the size would be good for OH or just if you have smaller hands and if you liked

the size of the Valk then you'd probably like this because I'm pretty sure they're

identical.

Yeah, so far I'm really impressed by this cube.

I'm not really experiencing any lock ups which is a big thumbs up and also, even though

it is really fast, I'm noticing that it's quite a bit more stable then the original

GTS.

So that's a really big improvement in that area.

Corner cutting is excellent as you would expect.

Maybe not better but definitely on par with the original.

And yeah, it's a promising cube, has a lot of potential.

Could probably become my main although I would have to play around with it a bit more before

I can come to that conclusion.

Heyyy, so it has been a day, I've done about 200 solves on this thing and I've just come

back to give you a few more thoughts on this puzzle.

First off I'm really really enjoying solving it and so far it's super promising.

The cube is very quick even after dumping a bunch of weight 5 into it but it's very

fluid as well which I really like.

I said right after unboxing it that it wasn't crispy and that it's more quiet but after

playing around with it I realised I was… wrong.

The cube does have some crispy elements to its turning but it is just less of a prominent

characteristic.

Also the sound is probably not that much quieter if it is at all.

It's a different sound, it's just a deeper or lower pitched sound.

So if you didn't like how noisy the original was, then you probably won't like it here

either.

I think the performance is excellent and so far I haven't come into any problems whaatsoever

with the performance.

If you liked the original WEILONG GTS then this cube might just be right up your alley

because it's very reminiscent of the original GTS, so worthy of its name, but it does have

a few small upgrades in my opinion.

But I will keep playing with this cube.

If my thoughts change or even if it doesn't I will be sure to get back to you with some

final thoughts soon in a review.

Thanks again to speedcube.com.au for sending this puzzle over and making this video possible.

I will leave the link where you can preorder this puzzle and if you're interested.

But other than that.

Thank you guys for watching and I will catch you all soon.

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Omuraisu - japoński omlet ze smażonym ryżem - Gotuj z Aiko - Duration: 10:12.

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Nightcore - Fukkireta (HAPPY BIRTHDAY POTETO-CHAN!) - Duration: 3:44.

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Freedom - Duration: 44:11.

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DIY: Hasenohren, Arme und Beine für dein Amigurumi häkeln - Duration: 14:44.

Hi and warmly welcome to Fluffy's Crochet Corner!

Today I show you how to crochet ears, arms and legs for your amigurumi rabbit or bunny

We begin with long ears. Do a magic ring and insert 6 single crochets.

After you did your 6 single crochets pull the magic ring tight

In the next round do 6 increases

Come out with 12 single crochets

In the next round do [1 single crochet, increase] 6 times

Come out with 18 stitches

Next do 10 simple rounds with 18 single crochets each

In the next round do [7 single crochets, decrease] 2 times

I like to use the invisible decrease technique, which you do as follows

Insert hook into the front loop of the first stitch, then into the front loop of the second stitch

You now have 3 loops on your hook. Pull your yarn through two of them

And then pull it through the resulting two loops

Do 4 rounds with 16 single crochets each

In the next round do [7 single crochets, decrease] 2 times

Of course you best use the invisible decrease technique again

Therefore insert hook into the front loop of the two stitches

Get your yarn through two of the three loops on your hook

and pull it once again through the remaining two loops

Afterwards you do 4 rounds with 14 single crochets each

In the next round do [5 single crochets, decrease] 2 times

Afterwards do 4 rounds with 12 single crochets each

Sew the ears to the head

Always do one stitch into the head and then one into the last round of the ear

And then pull it really tight, so you cannot see the stitch anymore

When you are back where you started

Tie yarn end to the ear and hide it somewhere inside the head.

Next we do the arms.

Start with a magic ring and insert 6 single crochets

And pull tight in the end

In the second round do 6 increases

Come out with 12 single crochets

Do two round with 12 single crochets each

In the next round do [single crochet, decrease] 4 times

Use the invisible technique if you like

Come out with 8 stitches

Do 7 rounds with 8 single crochets each

Ready you are with the arm, you may now cut your yarn end

Stuff a little filling into the hand

and sew the arms to the body.

As you see here, I personally like to see on the legs first and do the arms afterwards, but you may also sew them on now, this is up to you.

Start the legs with a magic ring and 6 single crochets as you are now well used to

Pull tight at the end

Then once again do 6 increases

and come out with 1 stitches

Then do 4 rounds with 12 single crochets each

In the next round do [4 single crochets, decrease] 2 times

At the end you should have 10 stitches left

Stuff just a little bit

From now on you do a small bit in rows

To get the first row, press the foot together like this and do 5 single crochets, inserting hook always through two stitches of the last round

Chain 1 and turn

and do 5 single crochets back

Then chain 1, turn and do another 5 single crochets

This time, you do not chain, but do a decrease by just crocheting on without it,

then do 1 single crochet

and one decrease. I use the standard decrease technique, here, because it is better when working in rows, I think

Ok, so now we have to work our way up.

In order to do so do 12 single crochets in a circle onto the foot as follows:

Start with 3 single crochets at the back

then do another 3 at the side

(no surprises here)

but then you have to work right across the foot like this with another 3 single crochets

(always get one single crochet of the foot on your hook and then work your single crochet around it)

finally do another 3 single crochets on the other side

and come out with 12 stitches

In the next round do 12 single crochets

In the next round do 2 increases at the front, apart from that do single crochets around

this is where I do my two increases

and then go on with single crochets until the end of the round and come out with 14 stitches altogether

Same thing in the next round: 2 increases at the front, apart from that single crochets around

Come out with 16 stitches

And one last time: 2 increases at the front, apart from that single crochets around

End up with 18 stitches

Do 2 rounds with 18 single crochets each

In the next round do [single crochet, decrease] 6 times

Afterwards you stuff the foot.

Now, this is a bit tricky, because the amigurumi will stand best when the foot is tightly stuffed, but it looks nicer when there is just a little bit filling in the foot...

So, you decide what is more important

Then you do 6 decreases to close the leg

When you have done the other leg in the same way you sew both legs onto the body

Last thing we have to do is the tail.

I do it in rose according to the heart on the front, but of course you can do it in any colour you like

Once again you start with a magic ring and 6 single crochets into it

Then increase 6

Come out with 12 stitches

In the next round do 12 single crochets

Then decrease 6

Stuff the tail a little

And sew it to the body

So this is you easter bunny!

Thanks for watching and of course have a nice easter holiday you all!

See you soon on Fluffy's Youtube channel.

For more infomation >> DIY: Hasenohren, Arme und Beine für dein Amigurumi häkeln - Duration: 14:44.

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Episode 2 - Duration: 24:48.

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Parker's Trail: Footsteps of Legends - Duration: 41:36.

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The Stock Market explained - The Parable of the OX - Duration: 3:46.

How does weighing an ox explain the stock market?

Well, about 100 years ago.

The statistician Francis Galton observed an Ox weighing competition at a local fare, and

being the kind of man he was, he ran statistics on the numbers.

He found that the average guessing weight was extremely close to the actual weight of

the ox.

Years passed and the scales had become less and less reliable but the fare organiser had

a fantastic idea.

He thought to himself, I don't need to repair the scales.

I can just use the average of the guessing weights.

So the scales were removed from the process.

Ox guessing competitions become more and more popular but some people tried to cheat.

They sort privileged information from the farmer that had bred the ox and it was feared

that if some people had confidential information other people wouldn't enter and he whole

competition would be destroyed.

So strict regulations were introduced.

The farmer had to create 3 monthly reports that were posted to public locations and if

the farmer released any other information this also had to be posted publically.

If anyone tried to enter the competition with confidential information they would be banned

and excluded for life.

So the integrity of the competition was maintained.

Teams of analysts would review these quarterly reports and advise their clients on how to

bet.

Heavier or lighter.

They tried to wine and dine farmers but with the strict regulations these meetings become

less fruitful.

Some smarter analysts realised that actually, the health and wellbeing of the Ox wasn't

that useful anyway.

What was useful was understanding what people would guess.

So they would guess what people would guess and people would guess what they would guessed

and so on.

Some people, like old farmer Buffet, thought the idea of an ox weighing competition that

doesn't weigh the ox was totally ridiculous but no one listen to him.

True he was a successful farmer but he didn't understand the complexity of the market.

The competitions continued to expanded and official rules were published.

There were the generally accepted ox-weighing principles and the international ox-weighing

standards but they all agreed on one fundamental principle.

The official weight of the ox was not based on the scale but on the average of the guesses

of the crowd.

This was sometimes a problem however when few people or nobody entered the competition

but mathematicians from the university of Chicago resolved this problem.

They could calculate what the average guesses would have been, if had there been guesses.

No knowledge of the ox was actually required.

Just a powerful computer.

The whole industry continued to expand.

With people making deals, advising, organising ox weighing competitions.

Some suggested it would be easier just to fix the scales but they were quickly rejected.

Why would you need to fix the scales when you could rely on so many clever people?

Then, in all the hustle and bustle of the competition, the ox died.

No remembered to feed it.

I hope you enjoyed this parable around how ridiculous the stock market has become.

Today most trading is not done by people but by computers, computers buying and selling

with computers.

Predicting what other computers will do and then adjusting.

There is a disconnect between company performance and the actives of the stock exchange.

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