Thursday, December 29, 2016

Youtube daily report Dec 29 2016

10 illegal acts we did, do and will do

You're not holy, do not bother

You committed some illegal actions every day

that if the law caught you, you'd be in Guantanamo

I propose something to you:

If, at least, you committed some of the next offenses,

press the like buttom

And if you didn't do anything, I give you the privilege to press the dislike buttom

Number 10:

Inserting cocaine in the United States

We all...

Sorry... I made a mistake with the list. I was looking my to do list...

Number 10: Using fake name

Using a fake name on Internet is illegal

Supplanting your identity by a false is considered a computer fraud

This would be punishable by law

with a maximum of 25 years on jail

Why aren't we on jail?

Because we all are fucking offenders

Number 9: Being registered on FB being under 13

We all know the paleolithic FB

We all are registered there

It's contrary to the terms & conditions of Facebook to be registered being under 13

One day before my thirteenth birthday, I got registered on FB

Say me rebel if you like

Did you hear it?

It's police

They're coming for me

I'm gonna see if they're really coming for me...

Ok, no

They weren't coming for me

What I told:

LAW IS MY BITCH

Number 8: Pretending to be over eighteen on webs

This action is made by everybody

Everytime we enter a specific website,

they ask for to accept being over 18

What would they do to us if we were caught?

So, months in prison or penalty fee

Number 7: Using images not yours

I say: When you go to Google Pictures

and go to a random picture,

You can clearly see down the copyright warning

And you can be raped if you mess with the wrong guy

You know now:

Every picture not yours that you publish on Internet is illegal

Number 6: Insulting someone online

Don't pretend to be holy

You and everyone ever insulted someone on Internet

This is considered cyberbullying

even if you called him a fag

Actions taken by law can have an impact on real life

You know what to do now:

Create fake profiles, change IP,

use another person's picture

and call everything to that son of the great whore you do not like

Number 5: Drinking being under 18 or 21

This is not my case

but many today's teenagers think is not illegal drinking alcohol being under 18

They think it's not illegal but

if they see police, they run like wild niggas from Africa

Smoking could be on this top

because many linnets smoke to have "own personality"

Number 4: Watch....

XTREME VIDEOS

The average age of visitors of xvideos.com is 11

There are more children audience than adults

According to the web, children, average,

view between 2 and 15 videos every day

You're fucking sick!

Do you have trouble activating incognito mode

and turning off cookies?

That way, xvideos will know nothing about you

Besides being sick, you're idiot

Number 3: Sharing someone's phone number without his/her consent

One friend asks you for some other's phone number

You send it

And nothing happened

What you did not know are the legal consequences can lead to that

because he/she shared it without his/her consent

You can find some examples of people who filtered celebrities phones number

One example would be Katy Perry

What's worst from that offender is not what he did

if not what he didn't: he had to send me her phone number

I will never forgive him/her

Number 2: Memes

This sounds strange..., no?

If the picture is yours, the text has been put by you and everything is from your property,

Nothing will happen

but if the images is property of....Patrick Star

And you put a text above it

It'd a fu$%&ing illegal

And you'd be viewed so bad in the eyes of the law

Number 1: Donwloading music, movies, etc

You did it, you do it, and you will continue doing it

Downloadind music not paying for it is illegal

The same about films

but, who cares if it's legal or not?

We'll do it forever

Even law said it's legal

When law said it's legal, we will take our money and we will even buy the exclusive version

Like the...

Fuck!

They're coming for me!

Well, bye!

Fuck, this doesn't work

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Los hashtags o etiquetas más populares en Twitter durante el 2016 - Duration: 2:57.

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Silvana Sin Lana | Avance Exclusivo 110 | Telemundo - Duration: 1:30.

- MIRA, MARGARITA, YO ENTIENDO QUE TE SIENTAS TRISTE

Y TODO ESO, PERO NO TIENES POR QUE HACER ESTO MAS DIFICIL

Y COMPLICADO PARA TODOS. ¿NO CREES?

- PUES, O SEA, PEN... PENSE QUE YA LO HABIAMOS COMO PLATICADO

Y QUEDADO BIEN, ¿NO?

- PERO YA CALMENSE LOS DOS. O SEA... !AY, JORGE!

YO DE VERAS PIENSO QUE TU NO ME CONOCES NADA, LA VERDAD.

A MI NO ME GUSTA PELEAR.

- ¿NO? - NO.

- BIEN, ESTA BIEN.

- ¿LES DIGO ALGO?

ESPERO QUE LES VAYA SUPER BIEN

Y QUE TENGAN UN NOVIAZGO LARGUISIMO Y QUE LES DURE...

...PORQUE LA DAMA Y EL VAGABUNDO...

¿SABES? LOS PERRITOS Y EL AMOR Y TODO ESO ES SOLO UN CUENTO, ¿EH?

UNA HISTORIA.

[♪♪♪♪♪]

- MI AMOR, ¿EN SERIO ACABA DE PASAR ESO?

- !GUAO! NO ENTENDI NADA.

- YO TAMPOCO.

- O SEA... ¿Y TU MAMA NO VA A VENIR?

- MIRA, AHI ESTA.

- MIRA, SEGURAMENTE ESTA BUSCANDO A MI JEFE.

VELA, VELA, VELA COMO LO BUSCA.

[♪♪♪♪♪]

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Horóscopo hoy, 29 de diciembre de 2016, por el astrólogo Mario Vannucci | Un Nuevo Día | Telemundo - Duration: 4:13.

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WTF YOUTUBE IS DELETING MY CHANNEL | Jason Farone - Duration: 4:52.

boy I tell you youtube it is a good

thing you were not a person because I

would beat the shit out of you right now

what's up guys good morning my name is

Jason Farone i'm a content creator here

on YouTube and if you're new to my

channel welcome if you're one of my

loyal subscribers thanks for coming back

you know what you mean to me

let me just start out by saying don't

worry I'm not going anywhere without a

fight so today I'm going to tell you why

youtube is trying to kill off my channel

along with a number of other ones

because this is not something new this

topic over the past few months we've

seen a number of youtubers come out with

videos like this talking about how

YouTube is screwing with their

subscriber count their view count and

you know all the type of things all the

numbers you know that matter to us at

this point has become abundantly clear

the creators that youtube is

intentionally de-subscribing people

without their knowledge right after

hundreds of complaints from youtubers

across the platform and multiple skating

emails from myself included

youtube has finally responded claiming

that they have no idea what's going on

and that they're looking into a

technical glitch and YouTube to that I

say you are embarrassingly full of shit

you know exactly what you're doing and

you're fucking liars

there is no way people are just randomly

unsubscribing in droves without so much as

clicking a video or even visiting the

channel because that's what's happening

wtf is happening???

you know earlier this year in an effort

to rebrand myself I got rid of a number

of my viral videos which I wasn't really

proud of and it cost me over a total of

four million views being removed from my

channel which is a lot but that's ok i

signed up for that I knew it was coming

what I didn't count on was youtube then

punishing me for the decreased watch

time to their site

because we have to understand is watch

time is all youtube cares about they

don't give a shit what you're watching

as long as you're watching it on YouTube

it could be a video of a guy taking a

shit on fire if you're watching it

youtube will push it to the top of your

feed while quality videos that don't

have big pop photoshop thumbnails and

catchy titles fall to the bottom or

disappear completely

I will tell you those up in that shit

fire video good stuff... I constantly have

fans asking me if I'm still posting

because they haven't seen anything in

awhile yet I haven't missed a week in

months, alright now listen,

beyond just discouragement

this is an awful injustice to your

creators and the tremendously hard work

they put into their videos how quickly

you forget youtube you would be nothing

without us

NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING... and to hit us where it

hurts by intentionally disconnecting our

fans employing dumbass algorithms that

only benefit you and decreasing

monetization is unconscionable on your

part which is why i don't understand I

wish to God I had a bigger thumbprint on

this fucking platform...we have this

see that's the problem

a lot of these people with the biggest

amount of power on youtube are children

and they don't even understand the power

that they possess if we all just got

together and said you know what fuck you

YouTube you'd have to listen. Forget about guys

like me how could you allow young kids

for the most part to work their ass off

while you slowly crushed their audience

and income

Shame on you bastards!

You know I gotta tell ya, My only hope

is that the huge push from facebook

video cripples you next year because you

know what 2017 youtube as far as I'm

concerned you're nothing more than a

greedy oversaturated wasteland of hyper

edited clickbait bullshit you know i

read an article about Amy Schumer

recently that made me tear up the other

day

it talked about how her family when she

was growing up they used to have a lot

of money and I guess throughout the

course of her childhood they lost more

and more and they kept having to shrink

into smaller and smaller homes until

they were basically in an apartment

living on top of each other and it was

so bad that

they had a family farm and they actually

lost the farm like the saying came true

and speaking of sayings just the other

day for a Christmas gift

Amy Schumer bought the farm got the farm

back for her father and I thought that

was such a beautiful touching story and

you know what I'm sure I'm not the only

youtuber with dreams of finding success

on here and being able to help his

family like that

so in other words youtube you're not

just fucking with our analytics you're

fucking with our dreams

STOP IT!

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كامل بدوي-عالم الثعابين-الموروث الشعبي السوداني-World of Snakes-Sudanese Public Heritage (61) - Duration: 11:30.

Welcome

Snakes became part of ancient civilizations and people's cultures

It exists in every country , and every country has its own things about snakes

Sudan is a big country ,with different cultures

In every part of it , special things about snakes

Let's start with the Sudanese quote , whoever tastes the bite of a snake will be scared of the trace of a rope

Snakes in Sudan are called (Dabib)

In southern Sudan , some make what is known as phylactery (He jab)

It is said that whoever hold this phylactery , it protects him from the snakes bites

Some herbs are collected and used to make a mixture , it is said that when drinking it and walk on a snake

The snake would die

(Da min a chara), a small root of a tree

Whoever carries this root can't be bitten by a snake

And if he's in a group of ten people , the snake won't hurt them

But when the number increases , one of them will be bitten by the snake

The one who has the root , is protected from the snake

Some regions are famous of hunting and raising snakes , like the Dooma village in the region of (Al Osai lat)

This village is famous across Sudan and it became a tourist attraction

Not just villages , but even people

It is said that some people has special abilities to direct snakes as they want

There's someone called (Abo Zai tuna), and in the region of (Wad Mad ane) , someone called (Heidar Katama)

And someone called (Al Ser Al Mergani),it's said that those people have capabilities to deal with snakes

The weirdest story I heard in Sudan is (Um Shawaiel)

It's said that this girl fell into a deserted well , and survived in it for a month without food

She lived with snakes and scorpions

After a month , they got her out of the well and she was called , the snake's girl

Because they say that a strong relationship was built between her and snakes

The girl grew up and lived her life normally

Snakes are considered to be a source of income in Sudan

They make benefit of its skin , and Sudan is full of snakes which their skin is used in industry or exportation

Snakes became part of leather industry, they make what is called (Mrkoub) out of it , which is a type of shoes

This (Mrkoub) , if it's made of tiger or leopard skin , then it's very expensive , after that , comes the snake's skin

The one wearing shoes made of the skin of a tiger or a snake , is from high class

Snakes were used in traditional medicine , like extracting humidity from the body

Rheumatism, hair problems and many other things

They say the snakes fats are extracted after taking off the fangs of the snake

The snake is hanged for two days, then squeezed to extract fats from it

When biting a person , they say a snake puts something called (Talbisa)

This (Talbisa) must be removed because it increases the damage and causes more problems

Sometimes, the herb of the (Ocher) tree , which contains a liquid like milk , is used

this liquid is used to treat the bite of a venomous snake

Snakes in the Sudanese heritage are nocturnal animals,They're scared of light so they don't come out during the day

There are many species with special names different from what is known around the world

Most of the species are named according to its characteristics , example , the short snake who's one inch length is called (Abo Shpair)

The snake who sleeps is called (Abo Nawam)

The cobra , known to the world , is called in Sudan (Um Darga)

Some call it (Abo Suaifa)

The names, shapes and sizes of snakes are different , and so is the level of their danger

The (Um prel) snake , they say is a temperamental snake , he bites whenever he wants , according to his mood

(Abo Zuraig) is snake who's said to be venomous and black colored

A snake called (Abo Nu waim) , is green , it wraps and sleeps under the trees

These are some of the names of some species

Even the sounds we talked about in a special episode

It's said that some snakes have a sound like a kid , and a rooster , some snakes sound like they scream

This is some of the information about the sounds

There's a snake called (Al Washash) , it's said to be a type of rattlesnakes , which lives in America

It's said that there are four shapes of the (Washash)

One of the most dangerous snakes they talk about in Sudan is the flying snake

It's said that some snakes fly for long distances , and it's one of the most dangerous snakes

Some people mention it's a type of Jinn

A Sudanese when seeing it while driving , stops his car until it moves away

In order to keep himself away from this dangerous snake

They say that sakes has a thorn in its tail

And when fighting with a bigger animal and feels like losing

The snake puts this thorn in his nose so he loses balance

The snake take control and wins the fight

It's said that a snake is very strong once it enters his burrow and not even ten men can get him out of it

It's said ; it lays and its eggs are like a grid

Interesting things are said , this is some of it

Snakes are only scared of two animals

Hedgehog, Falcon

The falcon is called (Habib), it is said : (Habib) swallower of (Dabib)

The story of the snake's jewel is widespread in the Arabian world

In Sudan , there's a known story : someone lies in wait for a snake

Watching when the snake gets the jewel in or out , leaves it to hunt or swallow it

He decided to get the jewel. he brought some ashes ,and waited for the snake to bring out the jewel

He threw ashes on the jewel so its lights turned off and the snake tried to get revenge

The snake ran after the man but the man escaped

The man came and took the jewel , he discovered that its light is very strong and hard to deal with

Some advises him to return the jewel to its original place

The snake came and found the jewel , and both lived in peace

Stories of revenge are widespread

How the snake spits venom in food and water , and those stories are widespread in Sudan and the Arabian world

Let's end the topic of Sudanese traditional heritage with a funny anecdote

It is said that a snake fell in love with a female snake

He was blind

The male snake lived a love story , he goes to his beloved everyday

Sitting with her , flirting her and courting her

The situation continued to be that way for days , months and years

Then. In one day , he got his sight back , he was happy about it and ran to his beloved

When he got there , he discovered that he was in love with a water hose

I wish you safety

Thank you

Dear Youtube viewers,If you like the episode and would like to follow my channel to get all the updates

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Thank you

For more infomation >> كامل بدوي-عالم الثعابين-الموروث الشعبي السوداني-World of Snakes-Sudanese Public Heritage (61) - Duration: 11:30.

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Ppap parody - Duration: 0:44.

DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DADADADADADA!

PPAP!!!

*dancing*

I HAVE A PEN!!!

I HAVE A APPLE!!!

*STABBING NOISES*

APPLE!!! PEN!!!

*screaming/grunting*

UH!!! APPLE PEN!!!

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THE LYING KING - Duration: 0:35.

ZOMBA

YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN TO SUBSCRIBE

YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN TO LIKE THE VIDEO

YEAH, I WOULD HAVE SUBSCRIBED

BUT LAST NIGHT I HAD A CALL FROM...

AH...

NASA

YES, NASA CALLED ME

AND WANTED ME TO ....

TO BUILD A NEW SPACE ROCKET

YEAH, THAT'S WHAT THEY WANTED

AND LIKE, I MADE THE ROCKET

AND I WENT TO TEST TO MARS

AND I JUST GOT BACK

ZOMBA

ARE YOU LYING AGAIN?

LIKE THE VIDEO AND SUBSCRIBE

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Finally! Progress on the Nursery! - Duration: 11:40.

You were touching them?

Yes.

It'll be fine.

Ugh.

I said not to.

I found out why you're not supposed to touch them with your hands.

That's all burn right there.

There is so much stuff in here.

It's not even funny.

It used to be an exercise room.

That's still what I use it for the majority of the time.

But in the last few weeks it has somehow become a storage room too.

So I have laundry in here that's drying.

Suitcases and books from my work.

It's gonna be quite a day.

Here we go!

He likes playing with mittens.

We're working on the nursery.

We've almost got the room cleared out.

I went through 3 file cabinet drawers of total junk from like 10 years ago.

Ugh, I'm glad that's done.

Now we're getting ready to put up the light fixture.

Fingers crossed that it looks good.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

I'm just gonna try to wing it.

If I see there's an obvious way to put up that light fixture and connect it, I'll do

it.

If not, I guess I'll do it anyway and risk electric shock.

Stacy's not going to take no for an answer she wants that thing up.

By the way, there's a small confession.

We transferred all of the junk over to this other room.

Yeup, It's a disaster.

It's not junk.

You can't throw out

the exercise equipment.

And then over there

i'm storing a lot of the baby stuff.

lot

be able to move it over.

the baby stuff.

Once I get furniture I'll

be able to move it over.

I think it's fine.

Ever the optimist.

I was able to remove that other fixture that was there but I just kind of took off the

part that you clean.

I haven't really gotten to the guts of it.

In a perfect world they would just be perfectly compatible and I just plug it in easily but

we'll see.

I doubt it's a perfect world.

This is the light fixture that Stacy picked out.

Let's take a look.

(Eric Yodels).

Eric is never all business.

I'm all business when it comes to this stuff.

This is whatI deal with.

(Eric Yodels again).

Oooh, it's pretty.

She went fancy on this one.

Whatever, I get props for how pretty the light is.

Let's take a look.

Don't toot your own horn just yet missy.

Toot toot.

I can tell that it's absolutely splendidly beautiful from here.

Really?

Yeah.

Good job Stacirita.

It just won't come out of the bag.

Patting yourself on the back.

Good job Stacirita.

It's so hard to open!

Why don't you cut it?

That would be too easy.

Tadaa!

You guys are getting a bit of a spoiler.

Spoiler alert.

Something missing from one of them?

Oh no!

They all have it.

Maybe it's an extra.

Yeah they all have it.

Okay.

I bet it's just an extra in case one was missing.

Or breaks.

You just put it on.

Yeah.

I'll put it in my pocket for now.

Never see that again.

Actually, I will see it again in the laundry this week.

Is it heavy?

Nothing's really heavy for me baby.

You have to ask "Is it more than 1000 lbs?

100 lbs?

5 lbs?"

cause I handle all that.

What in the world is in here?

You'd think I'd know, I ordered it.

We don't know what we're doing, obviously.

Maybe this is how you hook it in.

Woah, a lot of little lights.

Starlights.

Oooh.

So what are those?

I don't know what these are.

There's directions right here.

With a bunch of wires in the picture.

Oh, that's what I'm gonna need.

I bet that's to hook it up to the electricity.

I don't know what I'm doing.

I might die!

Trying to please Stacy!

I'l be like "Your daddy was a great daddy.

He was trying to hang your starlight.

When he electrocuted himself and fell off the ladder from the 10 ft ceiling.

That's why he's no longer with us.

But now we can afford to go to the Bahamas!

Wooo!

But we can't enjoy it without daddy.

Oh yes.

So we won't go.

We're gonna forever mourn him and wear black until we ourselves join him in the afterlife.

Not!

There are only 4 steps.

Baby, you got this.

C'mon, 4 steps you got this.

Four steps?

Where are you.

Look at the page.

Just 4 little steps on it.

Oh yeah, easy.

I mean if this was from Ikea there would be like 77 steps.

It's so easy baby, it's so easy.

Those of you who have put Ikea furniture together, you know.

You know what I'm talking about.

It's just so easy.

Do you think we need an electrician?

Yes, but you only got me so you'll have to make do.

You'd be surprised, I'm pretty handy.

Ok, good.

That's why I'm letting you do it.

Otherwise I would've called the electrician.

Oh my goodness.

There are a lot of wires.

No, just 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12.

Where are they all gonna go?

Oh my.

What we're about to do is probably illegal so we're gonna stop recording to not provide

the state with evidence in case something goes wrong.

What?

I need a screwdriver.

I know I'm breaking all sorts of safety regulations.

I really have no defense except to say that I'm so competent that it's not much risk.

Does everyone like Eric's little glasses with those lights on them?

Woah, that didn't sound good.

He's a total nerd.

I like to think of myself as eccentric, thank you.

Actually, I will say these have been very useful.

When he first got them I thought he was crazy.

But we've used them several times and they actually help out outside too.

Unfortunately guys we had to cut the power back here so the best we can do is this kind

of dark look that we've got going on.

I'm using my cellphone light to try to light up the room.

Alright guys, we're about to flip the switch.

I don't know if I did it right, I mean I think I did it right, but it's my first time doing

this.

Let's hope that nothing bad happens.

We'll get the camera rolling just in case.

Let's get it on tape in case the house burns down.

We'll at least get $40 from youtube.

That's reassuring.

Everything still good?

Yeah, nothing is happening.

Let's get some light bulbs connected on it.

I probably should've looked at how to connect these things before I put it all the way up

there.

Right.

It also said don't touch it, right?

Oh, what could happen if you touch it?

I don't know.

I guess I'll follow the directions just in case.

Yeah, don't touch it.

It didn't turn on.

Oh no.

It was on before, right?

It was.

Ugh.

Nothing.

Oh, there it goes.

Oh, yey!

It's a different switch now how weird.

Oh, that's what the red and the black controlled then.

Oh.

I was wondering why they use one versus the other.

Neat.

One down, 25 to go.

If you need an electrician, give Eric a call.

I don't know about that guys.

You might want to call an electrician.

Who needs certification, insurance, liability, customized jobs?

Just call me.

I'll hack it together.

If I were an electrician, I would run a commercial.

Just call me, I'll hack it together.

When you flip the switch, the light will turn on.

Isn't that all you really care about?

What if the house burns down?

Yey.

You got one with like 50 light bulbs.

It's so pretty though.

Look, doesn't it make the room look so much prettier?

Yeah, it really does.

What's not pretty is how many times I have to go up and down this thing.

Do you want me to hang them to you?

I should've put them up when they were down.

Stacy: Oh my.

Stacy: We do not recommend doing this at home.

It's a little scary.

What sucks is that I have to keep coming down.

Just for one.

Did you hear me say do you want me to help you?

Maybe I'll just open a bunch.

You never answered my question.

Do you want me to hand them to you?

Oh, nah.

Flip it on and off to make sure that one works too.

I read online that it's very bright.

And so you, that's why people are using the dimmer.

So I have to get a dimmer.

We're gonna need a dimmer.

Yeah.

14 more.

Just 14.

I'm just really regretting not doing it when they were down.

yeah. can't do it now.

This milk is spilt.

No use crying over chocolate milk.

Mmmm I love chocolate milk.

Gonna have some of that in the morning!

They say why you couldn't touch them?

No.

My guess is they might break or something, right?

I think it's just glass.

It'll be fine.

Are you touching them?

Yes.

Ugh.

It said not to!

I found out why you're not supposed to touch them with your hands.

See that?

It looks like a cut, it's actually a burn.

After I turned the light bulb off, I touched it and it left an imprint.

You know they could've warned me and said you know they get extremely hot.

Well, maybe they did.

We don't really read directions what am I saying.

Should I turn it off?

No, I don't plan on touching it now.

What if you accidentally touch it?

I think it'll be ok.

I'm not error prone.

I wanna turn it off.

I'm gonna turn it off.

No.

I need to be able to see.

There's another light in the room.

There.

See?

Scare me.

It doesn't really collect dust too.

You know how those things are concave and every month you look inside and it looks like

there was an insect battle like the huge army of insects is dead.

Nothing can collect anywhere there.

You have a major wedgie.

Uh oh.

It's gonna be in the it's gonna be in the camera.

Done.

Yey!

It's so pretty.

Isn't it?

Oh, it's so pretty.

I'm so happy.

I feel like we did something right for once.

They're so pretty.

Don't show that!

I was yawning.

Did you ever doubt me?

No, not at all.

Are you happy it's done?

Yes, I'm very happy.

I can't believe how beautiful it looks!

It's perfect!

How much do you love me now baby?

More for sure.

Oh god.

Give the king some sugar.

You Elvis?

Here, wait.

I'll close my eyes and you could be Elvis.

Hey!

I'm going to sleep in here with the light.

I guess that wouldn't work out though cause it's blinding me all night.

Stacy's stander is gone, the exercise bike, the bookcase, all the big things are gone.

All this stuff is just like little fluff.

Easy to empty out what's remaining.

Just some trash here.

The big one is that light fixture.

I'm not the type of guy who usually appreciates the type of fixture you have but for this

one, I do, I like it.

It's so pretty.

Step 1 complete.

Step 2, tomorrow!

Yes?

Tomorrow is Christmas

We're gonna have some relaxation time.

That's true that's true and then we're gonna do it.

Alright guys, that's it for tonight.

I hope you're all having a wonderful Christmas.

If you like this video hit the like button.

Leave a comment down below, and if you're new be sure to hit subscribe.

Bye!

I just wanted to show you the burn.

It's been a few hours, well, maybe like 2 hours now.

We're about to go to bed but the burn changed.

This is what happens when touch one of those little lights and it says not to touch them

with your bare hands.

That's all burn right there.

I think it's gonna blister.

Not good.

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Ice Fishing Pike on Thin Ice | Team Galant (English & German Subtitles) - Duration: 16:57.

Flag!

I caught one roach, let's move on to the next one.

Interesting that they're standing on the drop off.

The elephant squad is on their way.

It's a big mama.

Could be a better one.

It's a good one!

Great girth!

I feel sorry for him.

It's flag far away on a big perch.

Where are all the 22 pounder in this lake?

I thought they would be everywhere.

It's the best time of the year, because tomorrow I will be ice fishing.

In order to ice fish for pike, you need baitfish and I have roach..

..in my roach cages that's behind me.

I will now go out and take them up.

Although, before I go out it's important with the safety since it's the first ice.

The first ice is always the strongest one but it's also the ice which is thinnest.

I have on me a pair of ice picks. I also have an ice axe that I will use..

..to hit on the ice in order to see if it's thick enough.

Furthermore, I have a lifeline and a friend behind the camera.

Everything is set. I've checked before and the ice is thick enough to walk on.

Let's do it.

We now arrived to the hole. A good trick if you want to..

..use roach cage but don't know where to put them is to just before the ice..

..take the boat and use the sonar to find schools of baitfish.

Where you find baitfish before the ice, you will find baitfish when it's ice.

That's where you should put them.

I've know made a hole and it's time to check the roach cage.

A tip is to have a big plastic container. Then it's much easier to find them.

It's one roach in here. Time to move on to the next one.

I've checked all the roach cage. I managed to catch around 10 fish.

I thought I would catch more but they only been there for two days.

It will be ice fishing tomorrow. Let's do it!

We just arrived to the lake but unfortunately, we misjudged the darkness.

It's pitch dark and I think we arrived 30 to 60 minutes too early.

Right now, we can't see if we have flag.

What I will do instead is to use my Deeper.

It's a portable sonar that's easy to use.

You put it in the hole and then you see the depth. We never ice fished here..

..and therefore, we don't know where to put the rods.

What we know is that it's a deep hole here and it's very important to find it.

We will locate the deep whole with the Deeper and see if there's any baitfish.

Then we will place the rods accordingly.

This is Freddy and now we will make the first hole.

Let's see how thick the ice is.

It looks like the ice is around 10 cm. The next step after I put the Deeper in..

..the hole is to take out the phone. I then use the Deeper application.

I've already synced it to my phone.

It's now easy to see how it looks like underneath the ice.

As you can see, it's 8,8 meters of depth. This is perfect since it's almost the..

..deepest part in the deep hole. I can also see it's 3 °C in the water.

Unfortunately, there are no baitfish.

Although, they could still be in the area. They often move back and fourth.

At least we know that we should put our rods in this area.

We now moved around 30 meters and will put the ball in this hole too.

We will look for some structure, if it will get deeper or more shallow.

Let's put the Deeper in the hole and take out the phone.

I press on the Deeper application.

Let's see.

10,2 m - I thought the deepest part was 9,5 m.

Let's see if there's any baitfish. It looked like it was a baitfish here.

Maybe a new one will turn up.

It's empty here as well on baitfish. Although, it must be baitfish in this area.

Let's continue to search for them!

Here it's baitfish. It's interesting that they're standing on the drop off.

They're standing on 3,4 meters and then I will put the roach on 2 meters of depth.

The pike will then attack from underneath.

It's enough with light to put out the rods. Time to start ice fish for pike.

We've now placed all the rods on the deeper area.

They are on 6 meters of depth to around 10 meters.

We have one more rod and I will now show you how I do..

..when ice fishing the season 2016/2017.

The ice is around 7 cm thick and since it's quite thin..

..I like to make the hole with an ice axe. With an ice drill, the hole will be smaller.

With a bigger hole, the easier it is to land a big pike.

Time to make the hole meanwhile I look if we have a flag.

Let's make the hole!

The hole is now made, let's clean it.

Here I have an ice fishing scoop. I will use that one to clean the hole from ice.

I want it to be completely free from ice.

Nothing should blur the vision from the fish underneath.

Here we have the deeper, let's put it in the hole.

It's 9,8 meter and a fish on the bottom. This will be perfect.

I will put the roach 1-2 meters underneath the ice.

This is my self-made flags that I've been using for 3 seasons.

Fluoro color is visible against the ice and black is visible when there's snow.

I also have bells to hear when it's flag.

A Scotty clip is a good way to attach your line.

All the rods are now fishing.

The best feeling is when you can sit down, relax and drink coffee.

Flag on my rod!

I like to sneak the last stretch in order to not scare them.

When the ice is thin, it sounds much underneath the ice when running.

It takes line!

Let's do it!

Well..

It's not big but it's not extremely small either.

I had this roach 1 meter underneath the ice.

This is the hole I measured 6 m with the Deeper.

It's a lively fish.

When you hold the pike, it's important to not put the rod on the ice.

It will then freeze.

This pike is quite fat.

I hope we will catch one that's a little bit longer. It could then weigh much.

Nice! Release it quick.

Goodbye! Let's grab a new baitfish.

It was quite slow fishing today, we caught 5 pike.

We will now pack everything together, go home and reload for tomorrow.

The next day, we will get company by Edvin and Philip.

We will then be fishing on a smaller lake and hopefully catch more and bigger fish.

That's the plan!

We just arrived to the lake, it's day two and this day we will fish on a..

..quite shallow bird lake. The reason why is that the biggest lakes hasn't frozen yet.

Therefore, we had to chose a smaller lake. We doesn't know much about this place..

..but we heard that big fish has been caught.

It will be fun to try it!

Fuck! - Take it!

I'm gliding away! - It takes line.

Big mama!

It could be a better fish.

It's a better fish!

Catching a pig. - It's a pig.

Is it a good one? - It's good.

Very good!

Did you see when I tried to grab the rod, I glided past it.

Good girth. - It has a nice fin.

It's around 95 cm or 90 cm. - No, it's 90 cm long.

It's a good start, first flag for today.

The elephant squad is on their way. - Now it's a 22 pounder.

It's a pig!

Catch a big one!

Indeed!

Is it a pig? - Really big one!

It wasn't a monster but now we've started.

The ice fishing season two thousand.. - ..2016/2017.

It has a good belly. - It is very light.

Caught in this new and small lake. - Goodbye!

Now we know that there are fish here. It feels good.

Was a 8 and a 2 pounder swimming here. - Yes, and hopefully a 22 pounder as well.

Flag again! - Flag!

It takes line. - Go for it!

Little better fish, 7 pounder?

There you broke the rod.

5 pounder fish.

Good condition on the pike. Quite fat and heavy.

Goodbye! - Like an eel.

I found a bream.. - Flag!

Just joking.. False alarm!

I found this bream underneath the ice. I don't know what could have killed it.

I feel sorry for it. - We now know there are big baitfish here.

Then the pike are double as big. - Exactly.

That one isn't big.

Philip, what are you doing? - It's a big fish!

Let it go! - Seriously, it's a big fish.

Let go!

Everyone gets flag without me. - You mean me and Edvin?

Yes, you get flags all the time. - That's how it can be when you're good..

..at ice fishing. - What do you mean with good? You take..

..the best baitfish.

I ate a sandwich and changed place on this rod.

I then got flag.

It's good.

Is it big? - No.

They are getting smaller and smaller. - Yes, unfortunately.

Until they become a 22 pounder.

It's flag far away on a big perch.

What are you doing?

It takes line.

Are you ready? - Yes.

Is it something? - Yes.

It's there. - Big one?

Is it another 6 pounder?

The ice is cracking.

Let's land this pike.

Look how different the pike looks. - Yeah.

This one was like brown and thin, the other one was purple.

Where are all the 22 pounder in this lake? I thought they would be everywhere.

They haven't found the baitfish yet. - That's how it is.

I heard a bell.

Philip is moody since he doesn't catch anything.

It's getting darker and we will soon pack everything together.

It has been a really fun day. We've had around 20-25 flags.

The big pike we tried to catch hasn't bitten but it could still swim around in this lake.

Sometimes, you can get rewarded when you try smaller lake you doesn't know much about.

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We will now listen to Philip singing.

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