Friday, December 30, 2016

Youtube daily report Dec 30 2016

Good morning, afternoon, evening... wherever you are!

Very well, my love!

Before she told me... "don't congratulate me for this or it will look like I didn't understand it"

Today is a new day

and we're gonna do a super fun video.

This is not a regular makeup video...

This time, Carola is gonna do my makeup blindfolded

With this on.

And then I'll do to her.

Hope you have as much fun as we're going to have.

I'll start.

Let's go!

You'll look beautiful, I swear to you.

Ah, like this. Guys, I didn't realize this was so ugly.

You know what? Maybe we should get some wet wipes... Let me know.

I'm gonna let you know nothing.

No?

I was messing with you.

Haha! I see nothing, you know?

Be relaxed, Caro.

Is my head too big?

Ops! You put a lot there!

Honey, I told you you'd look pretty.

Come on.

This is so stressful!

You're gonna put your finger in my nose, girl!

Wait.

No, don't peak, don't peak!

Am I doing it right?

What do I know?

I think you're fine for now.

Don't put your head back to...

What are you smelling?

I think this is the under eye corrector.

What are you smelling?

Is this the under eye corrector?

Hold on...

You were going straight into my eye. You're crazy, girl!

But I have to cover your under eye.

Do it slow.

There?

I prefere you to apply it with your finger.

Ah! right.

Why are you...

Because this is my reference axis. Your nose is the axis.

But you're applying it downwards.

The centre you mean.

Tini, you dropped it all

Luckily I have a ponytail.

I told you to get a ponytail!

You paint my teeth, girl!

You left it open!

Well... I'm doing alright, don't I?

You're alright.

Powder.

The axis is killing me.

And now... blush! Caro, be ready.

I know...

I'm going for it.

Axis.

Is that OK?

How should I know?

I think that's enough.

I'm just... now...

And now... Uhh! This is the moment, Caro!

This one? Or this one? Let's see...

I don't know which one is black...

I'm not gonna tell you.

You can't peak!

Don't cheat.

I'm not cheating!

Come on, Caro.

I'm not gonna tell you. That's why it's funny. No.

Oh, so you go for both...

Shoosh!

I'm going to put dark shadow on her eyes.

Is it too bad?

I don't know.

Is it too bad?

I don't know.

More dark shadow.

For the other eye, right?

No.

But I'm fine on the same one, right?

I have to make the smoke

Smoke? With your eyes closed?

Are you trying to sneak a peak?

How can I do that?

I don't know. You stay like with your head like that.

No, Caro!

I think I'm putting too much.

Do it with love.

There?

Fabulous.

You have too much in one eye compared to the other?

I don't know.

Tini, on the other one!

The other one is the loaded one!

You barely put any on the other one!

Are you sure? Not on this one?

Well... You're fab.

Now...

I'll take... this...

Caro, stop it!

I can't work like this.

What's that face?

Red lipgloss.

Caro, you're ready to go out tonight.

For a date with your BF

Sure.

Caro, don't laugh or I'll put it inside your mouth.

If you laugh I'll put it inside!

I can't stop laughing with your faces!!!

Don't look at me. Close your eyes.

Now do like this.

Ready.

Do you want to see me?

Yes. Let me open my eyes.

What goes around comes back around.

And I thought It looked perfect!

Aww Caaaro!

I was laughing because of this!

Show it Caro!

Do you wanna see yourself?

Your skin is perfect.

Well...

I'll show you.

OK.

You see...

Are you kidding me?

Look at this smoke... I mean...

I'll try to fix it a bit

For a blindfolded makeup... you look perfect.

Now it's her turn. It's gonna be a tragedy.

Carola will do my makeup.

With colours... a bit...

strong.

Enjoy it for me, because I will definitely struggle.

See how weird it is not seeing?

You're too far. Come.

Slowly, Caro.

Your face is too small.

I did it very gentle to you, love.

I even had an axis.

Close your mouth...

You have a mini-sized face!

Do you have a notion of what my face is?

I did your foundation perfectly!

Caro, slowly! With love.

Like this!

I'm in the zone.

Cover my pimples.

There! Hit it! Hit Carlos!

Your forehead is like... 1cm!

Sloooowly, Caro!

But Tini!

Carlos...

Carlos!

With the finger, remember!

Very well, Carito!

You are really mini!

I know...

Your eyes are 1mm, forehead 1cm...

On Carlos, on Carlos...

Slowly with the powder.

What is this powder for, Caro?

To fix the makeup.

Very well, Caro!

Do you need to put it on my eyes!?

I don't see!

Slowly, Caro! That's why I was putting the finger on the axis!

Girl, let me do.

This goes on the whole face.

But...

You move a lot.

Unload it a bit on your face before going on me.

You have no idea where my eye is.

I don't like this brush.

There's no other brush here.

There you have the Rimmel.

This is Rimmel.

No.

This one.

Now is my time to suffer.

Nah...

Now she's applying Rimmel on my eyelashes.

Stop it. Come here and stop moving!

Instead than on the eyelashes you were applying it on the eyebrows!

Am I too bad?

Everyone is laughing behind the cameras.

They laughed at me too.

Come here.

Come here! I can't see you.

Done. Fab.

Look at me, Caro.

You have Rimmel all over the place!

You were doing like this on the eyebrows!

Can I look at myself, please?

NO...

Didn't I tell you it was going to be a tragedy?

It could have been worse!

It's terrible? Compare yours and mine!

I can't laugh any more!

Let me take this a bit.

and done!

No, no no. Look.

There is no argue here.

Who do you think won? Who did make up better?

Carola or me?

Me, by far!

Vote!

Vote!

Tini or Carola?

I'll win. I'll count down the votes.

I didn't paint your eyebrows!

Enough of it!

We'll say goodbye with this faces!

If you don't love me anymore well... what can I say? I understand it.

Will see you on my next video!

Now you have to say... don't forget to subscribe!

DON'T FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE!

Very well. See you next time.

For more infomation >> Amo a Caro pero... qué tragedia! #BlindfoldedMakeup | TINI - Duration: 11:18.

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[K-POP GAME] ADIVINA LA COREOGRAFÍA [SILUETAS]/GUESS THE CHOREOGRAPHY [SHADOWS] - Duration: 6:55.

Welcome to a new game of K-PopTime!

This time the challenge is that you guess

to which choreography belong the following shadows

CONCENTRATE!!

You have 10 seconds for each image

Are you ready?... Go!!

So...

How many choreographies did you recognize?

Write it in the comments

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COURS DE SPORT POUR UN ADO - Duration: 8:21.

THOMAS LATOUR presents

writen by THOMAS LATOUR and AURÉLIEN MOULINASSE

Euh do you know what we are starting with today ?

Euhm sport lessons I think.

Okey... luckily we have swimming... the weather won't bother us anyway...

...it will be fine.

But we don't have swimming course.

We don't ?

What that lie...

We have endurance !

Where did you heard that ?

That's not what I've noted...

But yes we have endurance ! I remember when the teacher said that last week...

I'm pretty sur I've noted swimming in my school diary...

But nope we have endurance...

We will see... we will see.

SPORT LESSONS FOR A TEEN

Well.

I don't have my stuff.

Go away ! Go away GO AWAY !!

Well, I have an idea.

An idea ?

We pretend we have a sick note from our parents...

Yep ?...

And... we avoid doing sports.

- As usual. - Yes !

Good Morning !

- 'Morning sir. - Here you are you deadbeat.

What's the trouble today ?

We... I have a sick note signed by my parents.

Yep.

I've got... Bubbles on my feet.

Blisters !

Bl-blisters ! Blisters on my feet...

Right... and you ?

Euh I'm muslim, I do Ramadan. I can't run...

Okay get away.

Allah akbar...

Why that look ?

I haven't got any shit.

What ?

I haven't got my shit. I dare otherness, all right ?!

Donovan will be descolarized two weeks later.

It's sad but fair.

*stammering burp*

Euh sir ?

WHAT NOW ?!

Do we have swimming course now ?

Swimming course ?

In the forest ??!

Without water ??!

They're in tracksuits !!

Yes but...

But I've noted swimming course...

- Don't you have... ? - It isn't swimming courses

- ...any clothes for me? - You make me pass for a dumb.

*hubbub*

I should have followed my dreams...

Eventually, become a prima ballerina...

Or a whore...

Fuck my life...

I'm fed up of these pupils... I'm fed up...

*sobbing*

I should have listened to my mom...

Okay boys !

Boys...

WOH !

THE NEXT ONE WHO SPEAKS WILL HAVE DETENTION !!!

But sir...

Gaston shut the fuck up !!

*can's crash*

Gaston you are really starting to make me crazy !

Ready for detention ?

It will break loose, you will never see the daylight again !

Come !

You'll coal !

In your fucking cave !

You'll coal as a fucking CHINESE !

Well. Run now !

Damn...

My faith...

Hep hep what are you doing ?!

You look at my ass ?!

With your dirty shit face...

Calm down ! I wasn't looking at you !!

What a princess.

You dirty stincky.

*mitigation high*

So you can make now hum...

Three more rounds euhm I don't know...

Yes three rounds again !

Oh shit...

No boys. I'm kidding !

We gonna do a...

Football.

*enthusiasm screams*

Just kidding again... Go down boys.

Push up !

Right now!

*despairs cries*

I don't give a fuck ! I don't have my shit anyway !

No no no no no no...

*Rocky's training music*

Wait !

Wait !

*can's crash*

Outch ! Always me...

Oh shit...

Euh...

Is he dead ?

Sir ?

*wake up with beer bottles's clash*

Ahm-ah...

Euhm nop...

Do...

...one more round

*sighs*

Euh sir...

You are leading us but since the beginning of the lessons you've been sit on your...

SHUT YOUR MOUTH UP !!

Yes one more round it's okay.

It's good. He can't see us here.

Okay.

*they are talking about some interesting things when suddenly*

You little fuckers !

YOU LITTLE FUCKERS !!

*panic scream*

*another panic scream*

'Morning sir.

Yup.

How are you ?

Where are the others ?

There are some strikes in the country today sir !

So what are you fucking doing here ?

But sir, you know it, I come with my roller skates.

Go away then !

Go away YOU GO AWAY !!

That's not fucking acceptable !!

I want to participate in strikes !

Oh you also hate SNCB ? (Belgian railway company)

No I'm just socialist.

And I hate republicans !

*belgian flag with belgian anthem*

So boys !

Next week...

...swimming course.

But...

...it's mixed.

*rejoicing*

But just a small feature...

*incomprehensible whisper for the suspens*

*it looks be a bad news*

- Thomas ? - So what mate ?

Tell us !

It won't please you...

So, how was your lessons motherfuckers ?

What that ramshackle face ?

SPORT LESSONS FOR A TEEN

*Subtitle : Le Relax and Elsa Polet*

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Scientists Just Discovered A New State Of Water! - Duration: 3:56.

You'd think by now scientists would have learned everything there is to know about one oxygen

and two hydrogen atoms, H2O.

But we learn new things about water all the time.

Really, we do.

Hey there, hydro-friends, Trace here for DNews!

Water is important for… well, every living thing on earth; it is part of every single

cell in our bodies, and all plants and animals need water to survive.

But despite its ubiquity, water is incredibly unique.

It goes from solid to gas in a smaller temperature range than many other compounds.

Plus, when you cool it down into ice, it expands AND becomes less dense than its liquid form.

That doesn't happen with most other substances!

You'd think by now, scientists would have already learned everything there is to know

about this combination of one oxygen and two hydrogen atoms — H2O.

But we learn new things about water all the time!

For example, a study in the December 2016 Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences

showed ice doesn't melt the way you think it does.

Instead of melting all at once, in a sort of continuous process, it goes layer by layer...

The top layer is only 45 nanometers at its thickest, or 1/1000 the thickness of a human

hair, and it stays liquid-like below 0 degrees celsius...which is the reason ice is slippery!

In fact, this new study showed that it's liquid-like even at negative 38 degrees!

That's...slick!

And while this study might be pretty "cool," another 2016 study from the International

Journal of Nanotechnology could be even more awesome.

It found that water might actually have TWO distinct liquid states.

You probably know that all matter exists in one of five states — solid, liquid, gas,

sometimes plasma, and very rarely Bose-Einstein condensate, where the atoms start to act like

waves.

But in this study, researchers found that liquid water actually undergoes a change in

its properties — how it behaves — when it is cooled from 60 degrees celsius to 40

degrees.

They're calling this the "crossover temperature".

In other words, even though water "looks" identical just above and below this temperature

range, it has different properties, and thus, is potentially two distinct types of liquid

water.

When water is cooled, it loses its ability to store electrical energy — also called

its dielectric constant.

Researchers thought that this happened in a linear fashion, but at the crossover temperature,

it gets a kink in this linear line.

This small change impacts other physical properties of the liquid, like the speed of sound in

water and how it conducts heat.

Above 60C, liquid water's chemical properties look more like what we'd associate with

water vapor or steam.

Below that, the properties appear more ice-like.

And although the change is small, it may have a dramatic effect on molecular systems.

The researchers looked at how proteins behave in water at the crossover temperature, and

around the 60 degree mark, certain systems of proteins go from being stable to unstable.

The researchers think that the physical changes in water at this temperature may be impacting

the proteins directly.

With further research, this could help us learn how certain diseases infect us.

The two states of liquid water could also change how we work with microscopic systems,

like nanoparticles, which are sensitive to this crossover temperature.

So, water is still kind of mysterious, and there's probably a lot more to learn about

it.

I mean, only recently have scientists learned how it is even able to conduct electricity,

or the fact that forcing it through tiny tubes changes it's boiling and freezing points.

Even though it's all around us and inside of us, that's no reason to take water for

granted.

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All of these things we're learning about water are super cool, but what about hard

and soft water?

What's the difference between those?

Check out this video about it, here.

Got any other water related questions?

Ask us in the comments, please subscribe, and come back for more DNews.

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I now have subtitles - Duration: 0:30.

i have subtitles in my videos now

i had them in like the last 4 videos

hold on what the heck is this background

what am i in a fairytale (no)

ok this is my house

but you can turn captions on now

because this has captions all the way through

so yeah

you can do that if you want

anyway that's all i want to say and

(seizure)

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What is the Macrobiotic Diet? & How to Make Miso Soup - Duration: 3:49.

Hey! Have you ever heard of Macrobiotics? I've long

been curious about the Macrobiotic Diet.

Like, what is it?

I recently met someone who shined so much light on this for me.

My first response is: it's not just diet.

It a philosophy, it's a lifestyle.

Let's talk to Angelica.

Macrobiotics, to me, is kind of like a toolkit.

to be able to you support you and me to

Ok so now I've got to tell you more

about Angelica. -So I'm an aerial

athletic performer, I also do stunts.

So for the past seven years I've

been in the show called Fuerza Bruta.

It's this aerial athletic, high-energy

show from Argentina. -Yeah, this is footage

of Angelica! She's a rockstar. Living out

wildest dreams is exactly what she does.

People often ask me, "So are you macrobiotic?"

And I'm like, "Yes! Absolutely! It's the

foundation of my whole life. And it's

based on principles of ancient wisdom.

Balancing yin and yang. So balancing expansive energy

versus contractive energy. Nourishing our

bodies and our minds and our spirits

in accordance to how nature is going and

then also supporting then your goals.

So food is huge.

Because it's the one of the main things that we can actually

really control. So we're going to make a

I like to call it a bomb-ass miso soup because I

think people know what the miso soup is

oftentimes from going to a Japanese restaurant,

but that doesn't quite have the, like,

power that this miso soup can have.

So get a pot of water to boil. Get some

carrots and cut them in chunks, leaving the

skin on. Slice onion and add those to the

water, too. Do the same with daikon: rinse,

slice, keeping the skin on, and save those

greens. Then cut tofu into cubes and

add that, too. And don't forget about the stems.

Yep, you'll add those, too! Every part of

the vegetable is used;

that's a basic principle of the

macrobiotic diet.

Stir that in and bring it back to

a boil. Cut up collard greens, reserving

the stems, you'll add those, too. Then grab

some ginger and you'll grate some in, to

taste. Add wakame flakes, which is like dried seaweed.

And the umeboshe plum vinegar.

Then miso! You'll want one

tablespoon of miso per cup of water in

the soup.

We're adding eight tablespoons here.

Using some of the water from the pot,

incorporate it into the miso. -So our

last ingredient that we're going to add

is the miso and the thing with miso

is that you you want it put it in and make

sure that it doesn't boil, because miso

has a lot of enzymes in it and you want

to kill the enzymes with boiling it.

If you do boil it, you can eat it, it tastes

delicious

it doesn't have the healing properties.

And she's adding brown rice, which is

optional. Just about ready to serve

but first cut up some green onions for

garnish, using the green and white parts.

Remember, in macrobiotics you use the

whole vegetable. Then serve it up and enjoy!

Slurp time!

Mm, it's good. -Ohhh, this is great. Angelica, thank you

for showing us how to do this. -Thank you

for having me on board. -And the thing I love about

this, too, is you can change it up,

do whatever you feel like that day. If you

want to you can: Keep It Quirky!

Always, right, guys?!

For more infomation >> What is the Macrobiotic Diet? & How to Make Miso Soup - Duration: 3:49.

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Penn Jillette on Atheism and Islamaphobia | Best of '16 - Duration: 13:29.

About three years ago I came in to Big Think and I talked very strongly and very passionately

about atheism, how I did not believe in God.

And over the past three years I opened my heart to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

and the Holy Spirit filled me.

And all of a sudden I realized that everlasting life is possible by following in the ways

of Jesus Christ our Lord.

I have since then dedicated my life to Jesus Christ.

I have joined the Church and I will live the rest of my life and die as a Christian in

service and in joy with Jesus Christ Our Lord.

I'm just fucking with you.

For a minute, just for a minute did I – just for a second did I have you going?

Just for a minute?

Can you imagine how much money I would make if I could just convert to re – I don't

have to convert.

If I just pretend to convert.

Can you imagine if I just took and threw away my atheism, if I threw away my morality and

said I was religious and went out and started preaching?

Can you imagine the amount of money I would make.

But what good if a man gained the whole world but lose his soul.

No.

I'm still an atheist.

I'm still doing fine.

I just spoke at a Young Americans for Liberty conference, you know, a lot of conservatives,

a lot of people that are too young to be wearing suits were wearing suits.

I liked them.

And afterwards a man came up to me probably 20 years old and he was slight in build, very

dark complected and he said to me I wanted to talk about this during your lecture but

I was very, very frightened that there were cameras there.

And I said well there were cameras there so at least you're not frightened by UFOs.

You're frightened by spiders, something that's real.

I can respect that.

I made this kind of light of his wording there.

And then he shut me up because then he said my family is from Pakistan and everybody in

my community is a devout Muslim.

And my mom and dad are devout Muslims.

And I'm an atheist.

And if I said that while you were speaking, if I raised my hand and said that with the

cameras on, said that declared a statement I'm an atheist.

My mom and dad would not kill me but they would disown me and they would never speak

to me again.

And I would be an apostate and it is not unlikely that someone in my community would kill me.

And he didn't mean that figuratively.

He didn't mean that word kill like comedians mean it.

He meant they would take his life away.

Now I know Ayaan Hirsi Ali so I know he wasn't bluffing.

And then it got worse because then he said and yet with my dark skin and my straight

black hair the other side considers me Muslim and wants

to get me out of the country and treat me badly.

And I hear Trump giving his speeches against people of my ancestry.

And I realize that there's nobody for me.

Nobody.

And he said I want to talk to you because – and this is him saying this – he said

some stuff about me being the only one who would understand which is clearly not true.

Everybody understands.

Virtually everybody understands.

But, you know, as an atheist Christopher Hitchins, my friend, my hero, my mentor even though

he isn't much older than me but he's so much smarter.

He used to say, you know Penn, if you dislike Christianity you must dislike Islam much more.

Now I want to be very careful about this.

Islamaphobia is the wrong word.

Islam is an idea.

Muslims area people.

You're allowed to hate ideas.

You're allowed to disagree with ideas.

You're not allowed to hate people for their ideas.

It's the wrong word.

It's just the wrong word.

We have to be more careful.

Islamaphobia is not racism.

Saying anything against Muslims is.

You can say Christianity is wrong and have friends who are Christians.

You can show full respect for Christians.

You're not Christianityaphobic, you know.

You're just saying no, I have a different idea.

That's what America is.

And I believe my feelings as an atheist change somewhat when that man speaks to me because

of my heart.

Yes, Islam is wrong.

Yes, Christianity is wrong.

Yes, Judaism is wrong.

I believe that like I believe I breathe.

I don't doubt that ever.

But right now Muslims, those who believe in Islam really need our help.

There's refugees who are suffering in a way that history will not be kind to us for

ignoring that.

We must love them.

We just embrace them.

We must help them.

Even if they believe things that we know are wrong.

The chances of a terrorist believing in Islam are pretty good.

The chances of someone who believes in Islam being a terrorist are very, very bad.

Very little chance of that.

We took into Nevada – I live in Nevada.

We took nine people from Syria in the entire state of Nevada.

That's how many we welcomed.

Nine.

The number of fingers Jerry Garcia had – nine.

Nine – actually if it's going to be Jerry Garcia I think it's nine.

Nine?

No it's this hand – nine.

Jerry Garcia is not important in this discussion Penn.

Get on with it.

Nine?

No is it nine.

Jerry Garcia – nine.

Nine.

Not nine families.

Nine people.

Nevada.

It's a state, you know.

We've got to help those people.

Now how do I as an atheist say to Muslims your religion is wrong, your terrorists are

crazy, this is dangerous, get over it and then say I love you and you're welcome.

Really, really hard.

I've got to tell you I know there's no God and because there's no God we have to

reach out to Muslims.

We have to do God's work because God's not going to.

And that love and that compassion is not going to come from Allah and it's not going to

come from Yet Wah.

It's not going to come from Jesus Christ.

That love and compassion is going to come from us.

Is it dangerous to embrace Muslims because some of them will be terrorists?

Yeah, it's really dangerous.

Do we have to protect ourselves?

Yeah, we really do.

There's hard problems here.

Really hard problems.

And I don't have any of the answers to it.

But I'll tell you what the answer isn't.

The answer isn't standing up with hair that looks like cotton candy made of piss and saying,

you know, we've got to keep these people out of here.

We've got to keep these people out of here.

I cannot find any way that preaching hate helps that situation.

And I defy you no matter how afraid you are of terrorists to look at that man.

I'm so glad I don't remember his name.

I'm so glad I don't remember where he's from because in the incident that I talk about

him because I'm such an idiot I spill everything that's going through my head.

I might actually jeopardize his life but I don't know who he is so we're safe.

I don't know where he's from so we're safe, except for Pakistan.

No, he was born in the USA.

Born in the – it doesn't matter.

How do we do that?

How do we help people that have a religion that's wrong but that aren't going to

kill us to be able to be part of us without, you know.

We see it in France.

We see it in Belgium.

We see it in these places and these communities that stay insular, you know.

This man says to me that my community would kill me, these insular communities.

We've got to get back to the idea of an America that was a melting pot.

We have to be able to have that guy that talked to me after my lecture.

We've got to be able to have him just, you know, be another guy.

That all of this, this long winded passionate craziness that I'm spewing out with no answers

just comes down to we've got to stop judging people by the color of their skin and where

they're from.

I mean didn't we learn that with the Irish?

Didn't we learn that with the Polish?

Didn't we learn that with the Africans?

Didn't we learn that with every single group of people that we've spit on and not welcomed?

I mean John Lennon said in a song called New York City with the Elephant's Memory Band

if the man wants to shove us out, we're going to jump and shout.

The Statue of Liberty said come.

New York City such a fucking badass city.

Yeah, you know.

The United States of America is a fucking badass country.

And we are strong and we are brave and we are loving and we've got to stop acting

like cowards.

We've got to stop acting like in every single cupboard is a Muslim terrorist.

Yes, terrorism is a problem.

Yes, we have to protect our families.

Yes, the nightmare of these deaths is unforgiveable and unthinkable.

But we have to remember that people are good.

If you look at the seven billion people on this planet just about seven billion of them

are really good.

We can really trust them.

Can we please learn something from Las Vegas.

Learn something about gambling, right.

We know how the odds work.

We know the house always wins.

In this case the odds are always on someone being good.

If someone walks up to you with dark skin and straight hair looking like they're from

Pakistan or Egypt or even Iraq, even Afghanistan and they're walking towards you the chances

are overwhelming that that person will be good.

You're not trying to fill an inside straight.

Your chances are way – in your advantage they're good people.

So how did my atheism change?

Well there's no God and there's never a doubt about that ever.

But we have to make sure that when we're screaming that there's no God we don't

scream it so loud that we can't hear someone who is religious crying for help and know

that we have to help them.

For more infomation >> Penn Jillette on Atheism and Islamaphobia | Best of '16 - Duration: 13:29.

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Melvv - Not Me (feat. Two Feet) - Duration: 3:02.

talk for free

I keep falling down when I stand on my feet

feeling like a clown when I say what I mean

when I say what I mean

talk for free

I keep falling down when I stand on my feet

feeling like a clown when I say what I mean

when I say what I mean

I don't want your words

(nah baby) I don't want your words

cuz I feel like I'm falling

while i'm drawing plans for the morning

while you're mourning me cause I'm leaving

I'm not feeling free

na na not me

cuz I feel like I'm falling

while I'm drawing plans for the morning

while you're mourning me cause I'm leaving

I'm not feeling free

na na not me

constantly ridiculed by scorn and all your doubts of me

holding onto dreams you say will never be

you say will never be

constantly ridiculed by scorn and all your doubts of me

holding onto dreams you say will never be

you say will never be

I don't want your words

(nah baby) I don't want your words

cuz I feel like i'm falling

while i'm drawing plans for the morning

while you're mourning me cause I'm leaving

I'm not feeling free

na na not me

cuz I feel like i'm falling

while i'm drawing plans for the morning

while you're mourning me cause I'm leaving

I'm not feeling free

na na not me

For more infomation >> Melvv - Not Me (feat. Two Feet) - Duration: 3:02.

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The Free fall - Stickman animation - Duration: 1:48.

الرسوم المتحركة المعكرونة

السقوط الحر

راندي ستيفنسون كما عصا رجل

بوبي كسائق سيارة

يا طفل، أعطني فرصة واحدة أخرى (لتظهر لك أنني أحبك) لن لكم واسمحوا لي مرة أخرى في قلبك يا حبيبتي '، أنا كنت أعمى علي السماح لك بالرحيل (ولتذهب، وطفل رضيع) ولكن الآن منذ رأيت لك هو

For more infomation >> The Free fall - Stickman animation - Duration: 1:48.

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Intermittent Fasting Meal Plan: What To Eat For Breakfast To Lose Weight - My Typical Breakfast - Duration: 3:42.

hey what's going on this is alek with the

change your life diet i'm here sharing

my weight loss tips with you so you can

lose weight fast and now in this video I

want to talk to you about my

intermittent fasting meal plan and more

specifically what to eat for breakfast

to lose weight so check out this clip

where i show you exactly what my typical

breakfast is like now if you watch my

other video you know that i have a nice

big bowl of oatmeal every morning really

hooked up a bowl of oatmeal with lots of

lots of nuts in it

almonds pecans pumpkin seeds also

sprinkle some coconut shredded coconut

on it really really healthy and as you

know I've always said in other videos is

that it's too early in the morning i'm

sorry i'm just like just woke up

it's a weekend so I kind of slept in

late i just want to show you that i do

eat a nice you know treat in the morning

meeting a nice slice of pizza about a

little tuna fish just whatever cup of

coffee with some stevia and almond milk

of course my oatmeal but you gotta got

to have you know something really good

for breakfast like a slice of pizza I

own the whole like almost like having

pizza on with like it's something in the

morning was guilt-free not going to get

away and done they are you enjoy

yourself don't eat it right now at night

you can get bad eat whatever you want in

the morning on like i said you know i

don't know just keep my cholesterol down

but you gotta have like a treat or

something it could be like a bagel it

could be you know a slice of pizza it

could be on em go beyond where I'm going

on

piece of cake was something indulge in

the morning so you get that you know you

get your cravings out and allowed to no

you don't have to suffer all day so

whenever you eat at breakfast

time is absolutely guilt free so it was

really good anyway i hope you

liked the video on please like subscribe

ask me any questions or comments

nothing don't eat this at night because yourgonna get

fat but morning time is absolutely told

3 i'm going to choke over here on anyway

so if you want my full diet plan

check out my website change your life

diet.com it just might change your life

as you can see all gone on one thing

i don't like the price forgot to mention

was done course you know on the weekend

we got this piece for the kids late last

night and I'm you know if you know what

I see my other videos you know I fast in

the evening time so I'm not going to be

eating pizza at night I'm going too fast

maybe after you know five o'clock six

o'clock

however you know I have a healthy dinner

of just vegetables and then I'm going

too fast rest the evening so i will

allow myself to have a treat in the

morning so like what I do a lot of times

I'll take it on to go the next month

that's why did tonight

last night I took the pizza to go in

preparation for the next morning I

absolutely devoured so usually the same

and you will lose a ton of weight

take it easy

For more infomation >> Intermittent Fasting Meal Plan: What To Eat For Breakfast To Lose Weight - My Typical Breakfast - Duration: 3:42.

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Rainy Day Ops. | Airsoft Sniper Gameplay - Duration: 5:22.

In my country only has 2 season, summer and rainy

When your country now got winter, at here are rainy season now

And this video was record when rainy comes

This time are my further flanking so far

Alone by myself..

meanwhile my 4 guy was taking the front side

and after long long way more than 15 minutes

finally i've seen 1 sniper guy from the enemy team

i'm pretty sure the other guys must be around here

so I had to change the position

..hunting them

FYI in my town there's a plenty great field for airsoft

but unfortunately we only had a few players

that's why my video are soo minimum hit

So if you're town has a great MilSim with plenty airsoft players

please lemme know about it

who know maybe I could joined someday?

or you want to join with us, just email me

For more infomation >> Rainy Day Ops. | Airsoft Sniper Gameplay - Duration: 5:22.

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Best Year of My Life – Rewind Indonesia - Duration: 4:27.

For more infomation >> Best Year of My Life – Rewind Indonesia - Duration: 4:27.

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A New Review Series Coming Soon! 😲 (Channel Update) - Duration: 8:10.

Greetings Programs!

Digital Jedi here with another update about what's coming up next on my channel.

Depending on what movies or TV shows come out during the time it takes to complete my current

video project, I may be taking a bit of a break from the "Jedi Reacts!" videos.

The current plan is to only occasionally do "Jedi React!" videos so I can take the time to focus

on my next video project, which is…

("Dun, dun, duuuuuun!" music plays)

The second in my video series: "A Matter of Perspective."

(Crowd Booos Angrily )

Calm down!

I'm gonna change the format up a bit.

Rather than my initial off-the-cuff, extemporaneous reactions to movies, like I did with my first review,

I'm taking inspiration from some video series I enjoy watching on YouTube

that I'd kinda forgotten about,

and some I only recently discovered.

I really like the scripted format for reviews because I think I'll be better able to articulate

my views on the subject matter.

And give you my unique perspective on whatever subject I choose to review.

And what will I be reviewing?

Literally anything fiction or involving storytelling.

That could be comics,

movies,

video games,

TV shows,

web series...

...whatever.

But particularly anything geeky,

scifi,

superheroic

and definitely nostalgic.

The main difference between my show and the one's currently already out there is that

they'll follow the same principle my first video "review" followed.

It will be from my own perspective.

Which is probably going to be very different from the review videos you see from other

successful YouTubers.

For one thing, my reviews will be less... angry?

and definitely less...uh...educated

See, I'm not particularly educated in the language of film making, my perspective is

more from that of a fan.

No seriously, I only learned what a Dutch Angle was, like, 2 years ago.

I tend to see things more like the average viewer, so I get a little less irritated if

a film or television adaptation isn't completely accurate.

Or if a sequel doesn't live up to expectations.

I also tend to look at things in their proper context.

What year was something made?

What was coming out at that time that it was comparable to

and should it be held to that same standard?

How much does nostalgia play a part in something that I still thoroughly enjoy?

How much of what I'm looking at is entirely subjective

and what's just bad storytelling?

And you'll see some differences in the way I view things right off the bat.

And, trust me, if this channel takes off, it's gonna piss some people off.

For one thing, I don't hate Jar Jar.

Let's just get that out of the way now.

His appearance in the Clone Wars series are actually some of my favorite episodes.

For another, I'm not a big fan of Michael Keaton as Batman.

That's right!

I said it!

What'cho gonna do 'bout it?

Ow...

Now that doesn't mean I'm just a contrarian, either.

I'm as big an MCU fan as there is,

but I think the DCEU shows a lot of potential.

I think the prequels had serious issues,

but I also think they had solid storytelling points

that are often overlooked.

Transformers?

Eh...okay, they're not the greatest films ever made.

But clearly something is resonating with a large number of fans.

And I can kind of see that.

Fiction is subjective.

And most critics know that.

But since a lot of comedy comes out of negative criticism,

or outright anger,

or even sardonic ambivalence,

then most scripted review shows usually bend towards that.

With that said...

this is still stupid.

They're eating her!

And then they're going to eat me!

[Flattest tone possible] OH MY GO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-OD

I love fiction, in all its forms and incarnations.

And I, especially, love genre fiction.

But I grew up in an era where genre fiction was slim pickins'.

Not that Slim Pickins'!

I mean we didn't have a lot to choose from compared to what we have now.

Animation, television and movies were just beginning to give genre fiction a chance.

And comic books had a long way to go before the general public saw their legitimacy.

As a result, I have a deeper appreciation of what we do get these days.

Sci fi movies that are critically derided now, might be 1000 times better than some

of the best sci fi feature films we had in the 80's.

A superhero show that has split fandom down the middle in recent years, might be infinitely

more entertaining than the only superhero show I had in a whole decade of childhood.

That's not to say that they're all masterpieces or that I like all of them equally.

But I think the tendency to go for a film's throat or a particular actor's jugular over

their performance has been for the sake of comedic expediency.

And at the expense of critical thought.

So while my reviews won't exactly be academic, they will be an attempt to bring balance to,

or at least, a different point of view than what's generally done in these types of videos.

In other words, it will be my own...perspective.

And I have a few more video ideas that I'm going to get around to as well.

Such as the continuation of Jedi Screens!,

DJ's Trailer Breakdown,

Jedi FanCasting

and a couple of other regular series and one-offs.

But I'll tell you more about those as they develop.

If you've been watching my videos, thanks for watching!

If you've just tuned in, subscribe.

What have you got to lose, except all that time that you...not spending curing cancer?

But seriously, if you were curing cancer... you should go...go do that...NOW.

And I'll be sure to get more "Jedi Reacts!" videos in there as often as I can.

Once again, thanks for watching and be sure to Like this video, because I crave validation.

I crave monetization.

The is Digital Jedi and may the Force be ever in your favor.

Greetings programs! Digital Jedi here with another update about...oh...

🎵 Your grandma and your grandma, Sittin' by de fire...🎵

Clip...clop...clip...clop

Like friggin' horses.

🎵 Your grandma said to your grandma "I'm gonna set your flag on fire" 🎵

🎵 Talking 'bout hey now....🎵

How many flights of stairs are there in this complex?

Greetings programs! Digital Jed-thba-bub-ba-ba...

Seriously, you should be to your destination and back again, by now.

This is Digital Jedi...sssssssssssssss...

This is Digit...This is the Digital... This is Digital Jedi...

Alas, poor Roger. He only had one hit.

I'm Digital...This is Digital Jedi...

Which is probably going to be very different...

...from the review videos...

...that you see from other successful...oh my God!

But, seriously, if you were curing cancer in that time...

(Loud Crash)

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