hello everyone it's me Jayskibean and
welcome back to night in the woods the
last episode I think it was the last
episode we was it last episode where we
had that dream I think it was where we
went to the party and then we had the
dream it's been a while since I played
the game so I've been kind of slacking
well that was a weird one yes it is it
is I feel awful I probably look awful
I'm gonna burn this room down with me in
it without my remaining days as a
shrieking ghost yep I thought thought
become a fire ghost and yell at people
Oh no ha ha ha see chat online and see
if anybody's wrote me oh there we go hey
dude you okay last night was good kids
bo said you're okay I'm a snack Falcon
all I'm it okay come by if you're not
dead sincerely Gregory PS band jam later
oh my god the end who's this hey sorry
about last night hope you're feelin okay
um yep I meant to take acts all day if
you want to stop by now that's got to be
via then okay so well how come we don't
write anybody they just write us okay so
let's go see what happened oh wait we
can look at the mirror over and see how
do we looking oh good I was right I look
like utter hell burn it okay whoa
afternoon us
hello me may yeah come say hi okay oh so
friendly and happy it's gonna pop up on
the counter hey hon you look like crap
yep rough night no just tired is it that
obvious no I was just saying because I
was just say you like crap because I
love you thanks if you want to talk
about it it's cool mom I saw Cole at the
party in the woods from senior year yeah
he was hold from school for the weekend
did you talk to them I don't really
remember kind of sort of I don't know
well he's a jerk gun no he's not or he
wasn't I don't know anyway looks like
most of the repair workers have cleared
out the town center finally yeah they're
all done with church show steps and the
power lines great hon I do not want you
up in those things mom I'm 20 uh-huh
which means you can go to jail for it no
one's going to jail I don't want to go
into jail for running around on power
lines they never catch me your aunt
Molly catches you up there there's no
telling what she'll do did I tell you I
saw her yesterday in the front really
yeah she was being all weird and cryptic
I don't know everything's closing today
and anyway it's dangerous you remember
Suzy Krishna See Mom I sure don't gmama
sure dope I definitely never heard this
story 1,000 times fried honey the paper
used the word fried now she can't use
adjectives she lost an entire part of
speech gee mom has terrible see it has
things that kind of sentence Susie can't
formulate well so what are you up to
today I don't know we're gonna go see
what Gregg and B are up to you all gonna
do something together I don't know I
don't look I don't think they hang out
much past messing around with our old
band equipment oh ok well just like that
kind of broke the sentence in half there
I'll me I can't really well there are
only 70 hours and so many days in our
lives is there some bug going around
that makes people talk like fortune
cookies friendships are like trees
you have to water them so they grow and
we each have only so much water have you
ever watered a tree no God does that
okay I'm out see you later sweetie
that's the cops thought never drink
again or go in public grabbed a dumb
shit everything feels bad oh jeez what a
rebel may the rebel okay so they're not
done you liars okay so let's go it's
gonna hang out with the buds hang out
with our friends hey buddy hey Meg hey
summers did I see you with a journal the
other day oh yeah doctor's orders yeah
dr. Hank has to be doing 120 okay did
you have anger problems too I was
stealing painkillers from the hand pants
or pharmacy oh geez so dr. hates these
journals as a general cure-all is it
working for you nope rehab in the
program do though and I've become a very
good poet want to hear one yeah my heart
is a dankness but when I see you I feel
a thing can it wow that's really nice
when I feel a blueness all I need is a
Eunice better than a we mr. hey hey very
romantic it's about my horse oh we're
just friends Oh tada it's Elmer's a poet
good old summers hey buddy if you follow
through one of my windows I will not
hesitate to take legal action who him up
there on the roof next door if he falls
from that roof floor window you're gonna
have to pick which part of him you're
going to sue whichever piece is the
biggest I can hear you you know
he had red riding in his voice so that
had to have been the had to have been
what's his face like I said it's been a
while since I played tennis so Angus
Angus things Angus what and where
exactly are you planning on going I
don't know hand Panther but honey you're
only gonna get minimum there and I hear
that motor this place is murder I don't
think I can handle one more incoming
call I wake up sometimes because I hear
that big noise nowadays I just take a
sleeping aid works one does we shouldn't
have to draw ourselves to get sleep back
from this job well hmmm Panthers are
going to give you a bonus hand Panther
doesn't even have a leaderboard but it
isn't called it isn't sales uber I
wouldn't be waiting for that beam I
don't know honey maybe you'll have a
good shift today and get on the
leaderboard and we'll see how you feel
then I guess but won't count on anything
coffee smokes coffee smokes okay
whatever whatever dudes but dupa dupa do
oh let's see what's going on now when in
hazel how's it going dude kind of job
here that's cool oh nice actually I'm
lying it sucks oh geez what's up hey be
a yo sorry about last night i get woozy
on cold medicine so i don't really know
what I expected to happen sorry for what
I said you know I don't really remember
it much so whatevs hooray for alcohol
new town motto band practice later haha
yep I'm amazed it's still a thing we
were barely even abandon high school and
it's fun get to hang out with Angus how
did you even end up doing it when Casey
left town Angus told me that Greg was
really sad I volunteered to be the new
drummer well drummer it's a laptop via
it sure is named sure is yeah but you
know people people who can do stuff like
that are amazing what I really need to
learn how to do it
do the programming and sensing and stuff
like that I mean I'm sure I'm sure I
could figure it out all right sure I can
teach myself the video outpost to that's
for Angus work so I'm wonder if he's in
there is hey Mary hi Angus how's it goin
you are like the third person I've seen
today I know you've explained it but I
had zero clue how this place stays open
you'd be surprised band practice later
gotta warm up my voice you growl real
good thanks unborn growler when I was a
baby I never cried I just growled I
think I cried non-stop till was like
nine and then I cried all the time again
starting in like 13 your had a good
three years I'm not crying in there they
were really productive years okay wow so
it's like a it's like a metal like a
screamo band then I guess that's pretty
cool what the what no no no no no no no
no no possibilities is gone no more
pizza delivery don't work big Sal no
more special birthdays this is the worst
thing that's happened to this town since
the flood that took out the petting zoo
the mini golf ice cream place summer
nights eating ice cream playing some
putt-putt I'll washed away I'm so
freaking depressed now man I heard
possibilities was really good to cabanas
gone no oh hey buddy hey Jeremy Jeremy
Wharton no one calls me that germ right
jerem warfare oh that's stuck huh yep
that's an okay name your name is Bay yep
that's an okay late okay
hahaha sure I'll tell Jim some more
because he's funny you were like a year
behind me right two years so you're
fresh out huh I hang out with Greg
subtypes we ride bike I'm pretty good at
it okay ! got what i saw a rabid possum
the other day really where it was
crawling across the road had it been hit
by a car not just rapid what happened to
it got my car Wow it was like a poem
okay okay wow that's a little ridiculous
what's that best friends well look who
is yep the life for another day how are
you feeling was feeling pretty bad but
I've been across town and I don't know
them what happened fresh air as fresh as
it gets around here delicious so what's
up I was just stopping in gonna roll out
later brah oh oh no so what's up so not
gonna roll out we gonna head out a band
practice oh okays a little gonna brand
fan practicin it's gonna be the same
song again cuz I can't sing all right
kids I gotta head out soon where you
going family stuff oh okay just for a
night okay we're doing this yeah let's
do this wait I don't know the song like
at all and I barely remember how to play
bass he'll be fine I completely will not
be fine zero self-confidence huh no I
just don't know the song you stupid
jerks weird autumn oh it's another song
okay
si I can only like picture the bear just
screaming through this song then so I'm
not going to try to read it because i'm
actually trying to do good on this dude
this is kind of rough yeah okay all
right I'm like full focus mode right now
no I did so good for a minute I'll just
so good I know so much harder than it
looks pecially when they throw the wise
in there because there's so many
different kinds of controls
oh I'm so bad at bay
and be so look
ah dude ok so that was totally based a
little kind of i remember when i was in
high school and I used to be like really
big in the music like this and I was I
would like look for a band that were
really good
that had really good base see I did a
little better that time than the last
one pretty good yeah that was okay not
bad considering i don't know this song
ok so i guess that counts was good weird
autumn oh cool all right I didn't get
any of the words though like i didn't
understand like any other words you want
to do something tonight um I promise
it'll be an improvement on last night
what were you thinking of doing want to
go to the mall the mall yeah for the
scene for leucine like we did when we
were kids when's the last time you were
at the fort leucine mall I don't know
five years ago yeah what you know what
yeah let's go great yep great I promise
it'll be great ok we sure we're doing
this let me check with Greg real quick
okeydoke hey Greggy every day I go the
wall hey there duder and just leaving
for the night yeah I'm gonna be bored or
rather I would be if I didn't have plans
plans crimes Oh crimes you have for some
crimes hmm i might be hanging out with
VA let me check first cool let me know
that was pretty loud is that good wow
it's fine ok so do I want to go with bia
or Greg you up for some crimes hmm so do
I want to go the ball with via or do I
want to do crimes definitely ha ha ha
cool crimes
oh boy let's do some crimes I guess the
heart of the home town since 1972 and
they found him out in the back of the
junkyard that's upsetting he'd been
there for a while this is depressing
really I just thought it was like super
raw no I mean the abandoned food donkey
yeah I know right it was a shock I think
second grade recover pictures for
thanksgiving and they were like food
donkey themed and they put them up on
these windows I remember that it was
like donkey dressed up as a turkey yeah
horrifying really really horrible for
face what do they do with all the food
donkey turkeys got them don't Turks turn
during keys yeah it's so cool so what
are we doing here crimes okay I'm like
double in know I've been living to clean
me damn right we run this town why don't
we go in hey what the hell are you doing
I think I yeah cool I got his attention
what oh yeah here he comes who you don't
know i don't think try me oh god what is
that smell glue oh no is that sup ladies
uh effing Steve Spriggans did you just
actually make a fart noise yeah you
ladies who lost or somethin Dale to Neil
Steve I forgot where is it dim in the
back I remember you you know I bet
everyone remembers you that teacher sue
you yet or at least beat you up in the
parking lot which teacher the one you
locked in the closet during the longest
night break longest night break there's
a first reference to longest night that
we've seen that guy can't even go in
small rooms now he was always a would
just needed someone to bring it out
geez okay well can we get on with this
jeez so anyway I'm gonna have to finish
the episode off here um so you guys got
to see me do another song and that was
great I mean I did a lot better than the
first one probably cuz I wasn't trying
to sing at the same time so I wonder
what's going to happen here it's got to
getting a little shifty of course I
picked crimes or so it's going to get
shifty so I hope you guys enjoyed if you
did enjoy make sure you have to let that
light button underneath the video and
until next time I'll see you guys later
you
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