Saturday, January 28, 2017

Youtube daily report w Jan 28 2017

The process of mental preparation, and gear preparation is an essential part of every tournament.

We asked each player to describe in detail their last 15-20 minutes before the game.

Some tournaments have internet and I can play CS DM, some tournaments don't and I have to play aim map against bots.

So usually I warm-up until I feel I'm ready, if I have enough time.

When I'm ready, I go to the maps, which we are going to play, throw grenades to practice,

and if I have enough time I just sit and listen to some music.

Before the game I play DM, I try pistols, AWP, AK, if I don't hit the shots, I play AWP maps for 10-15 minutes.

During the tournament warm-up we have 10-15 minutes on the scene,

firstly to feel the mouse sensitivity I play on any map, I don't shoot, but I just move my aim around, to see how I feel it.

After that I usually I play either DM, but we don't usually have internet.

So I start the map with bots to warm up my aim for 5-10 minutes,

no matter with what gun, M4 or Ak, that's basically it.

Then we join the server and warm up against the opponents for 3-5 minutes,

giving information on the enemy, warming up aim, I drag my mouse across trying to feel the sensitivity.

Depending on whether ther's Internet or not,

I can play against bots on an empty map to get used to the game, react faster,

feel the mouse and synchronize myself with the computer.

If there's Internter I do it on DM or aim maps against people, if no, I warm up against bots.

Then I'm configuring Teamspeak,

adjusting the balance between in game sounds and how loud I can hear my teammates in Teamspeak,

making sure everything's working and everything is connected.

I have a config file with bots, and to run them I need to write 4 commands.

First bot kick, then accept bot, then bot kick and then bot quota 10.

You have 10 bots running towards you with knives to practice your aim,

or I go to DM to practice AWP and other devices there.

That's it, then we join lobby, start getting ready for the game,

listen to the coach and manager's instructions, get a massage and then start the game.

For more infomation >> Секреты подготовки профессиональных игроков @ ELEAGUE Major 2017 (ENG SUBS) - Duration: 4:00.

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Olhar do Riso - 01 ano de canal (01 channel year) Subtitles in English - Duration: 2:38.

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Hoy comamos y bevamos - Juan del Enzina - Duration: 1:06.

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Mercedes Е400 Worth 4.3 Million Rub. 2017 Real Test-Drive W213 - Duration: 39:40.

Nice!

Uphill. We're driving uphill, three men in the car.

[S]: That's it.

Guys, the car is approved. No power loss.

Hi everyone! You didn't expect to see a Peugeot in an E-Klasse review, did you?

The reason we put this here was that you would remember what the very first E-class cars looked like,

the legendary W124 two of which chased a car exactly like this one here.

This car, btw, is coming up in one of our next reviews, too. And this is not just some random replica of /the/ car

Luc Besson himself saw this car, liked it and commented on it.

So let's remember what the first E-class ever looked like.

[scenes from 'Taxi' (1998, France)]

We thought in order to show you how the original E-class looked like, we could just find one and sow it to you.

Fun fact: E-class is the best sold class. By now, about 12 or even 13 million cars of the class have been sold.

Out of those, about 2.5 million of sales were the share of this 124 model. It was a very successful one.

In 1993, it was finally restyled. Later, BMW realized that carburettor car were no longer trending. The E used to be for eject back in the day.

And since then, the E stands for E-class. It has also received several awards for owner loyalty.

For some reason, people resist to switch to something else. There is something in that car that attracts them.

And before I show you the new E, let's see what the very first one looked like.

We were alowed to take advantage of this quite nicely taken care of E124 with a 4.2 L engine.

With a blue interior covered in - what's this? Velour? Yeah, it's blue velour interiors.

It's all blue, the seats, even the floor. Very blue.

What's noteworthy is that it has electric glass controllers.

It's 1993. In Russia, we didn't even have injector engines.

So what, Arty? Any sharp comments on the new E? It's just he's already been in one. We shot it yesterday, and today we came for this one.

[A]: The back bent is a lot more comfortable, the armrests, too. I dot's get stuck with my legs leaning against the driver's seat,

[A]: getting in is a lot more comfortable, I don't bump my foot against the step there. And it's cosier in general.

For some reason, the first E-class was bigger in the back but smaller in the cabin here

Maybe that's why these were considered passenger-oriented cars. For sure, there's more space int he back.

Let's take a look at how the design of Mercedes Benz has evolved. The 124 had two rectangular deflectors,

The lining was shapr and even, the board here, too, slightly sizing down in width top to bottom.

A very even sharply shaped central tunnel over here.

That bump over here was not present even though that was the thing making it up for comfort.

The next body type was 210 where we had almost the same rectangular deflectors, this decorative line went up and vecame more of a decoration.

And then we have the same even board coming sharp down, and the same lines.

In 211, this decorative plank moved a tad lower and got itself some volume.

The same rectangular deflectors, and the same even board falling down vertically.

The 212 got a bit more interesting. The deflectors became kind of spaely, but we still have lots of straight lines.

And the board falls vertically, too, which I dislike a lot, and sharply breaks over to become the central tunnel.

In 213, however, everything was changed. Nary straight lines remained, right angles have all been rounded.

For the first time in the E-class history, the heater deflectors turned from rectangular to round.

And finally, Mercedes raised the central tunnel and rounded up the transition from the central console to the tunnel.

And so they gave it a touch of comfort.

To my mind, /the/ biggest interior change occurred between 212 and 213. It's a huge yes to the Mercedes designers.

I don't know if they switched designer teams or maybe gave 'em a raise.

We are now going back to Rostov from Salsk, and you are going back to the 2017 from 1993.

But before you see the new E, I'd like you to imagine something.

What would the movie 'Taxi' (the French one) look like if filmed nowadays?

The cars would have looked somewhat like this.

Nice music, frame changes, lamps, lights and stuff.

But that is not the reason you are watching this channel. Today, as usual, we have an unusual review.

I am not supposed to film a Mercedes review in the first place. I smoke, I swear and I drive a BMW.

However, you might wonder what's this E-class review for, after all.

I posted a pic of its dash panel on Instagram, and people started going really crazy with their suggestions.

One of the coolest suggestions was the one saying that it was the new dash board for the Lada 2107 we had bought for our new project.

The story is as follows. I'm currently thinking of purchasing my next car,

I've been tchoosing between E-class cars, so my options are Audi A6, BMW 5 and E-class Mercedes.

And so I came to check out the E. And it turns out, a good acquaintance of mine, Stas, is a manager with Klyuch-Avto

And he's not apparently just a worker but a very good one because the Sales Manager I'd talked to recommended this guy.

Let us let Dima go, and then we'll get inside to warm up a little. And I'll tell why we're so lucky to have Stas with us.

It's cold, so Dima, please, go so we can film the Mercedes.

In fact, the Sales Manager lied to us. I had posted a Mercedes pic a long time ago saying we were having a review,

And that was a white Mercedes E200. Turns out, the Sales Manager lied to us fot good, and I cracked his witty plan.

Instead of a white E200 we got a black E400 here.

333 HP, 480 N·m of torque and a 4-wheel drive.

We'll probably be very brief about the exterior because it's the obvious part, I think.

Unlike the previous E-class cars, esecially the last 212s, this one has rather a solid design, Looks really amazing and it's no doubt.

While the previous ones have been accused of being boring and excess conservativeness, now the car os a bombshell

Yet there still is one flaw. Let me remind you that I'm no professional review-maker. I view these cars as a potential user,

but today we lucked out big time because Stas is not just a manager but he loves these cars, knows all about them, the history behind them.

So you can just look at the car and ask him questions.

[S]: You mentioned a flaw in the design. Let's start with it.

Yeah. The flaw. It has become a meme trending all over the Internet.

Look at this car and somebody, 'cept for Stas here' tell me what's the difference between ths E and a C.

Btw, you have a unique opportunity to troll me on my hat with this baby mammoth.

Stas has no hat at all. Are you okay?

[S]: Yeah, it's fine.

[S]: Let's start with the front part of the car.

[S]: The first thing that makes this car differentiable by eye both when still and on the move is the lighting.

[S]: The E has two LED strips in each lighting block.

[S]: The main reason for doing it that way was probably a reference to previous E-class designs when there were two separate blocks of lighting on each side.

[S]: The C-class has only one LED strip.

[S]: Let's move to the side. Here, near the front light, begins a body curve which goes thru door handles,

[S]: both the front and the rear one which is important. And the curve leads up to the rear lighting.

[S]: This allows to make the car visually longer than it is.

[S]: As for the C-class, this line would go thru the front door handle and then gradually slope down towards under the rear door handle.

[S]: That helps to highlight the car's dynamic properties. Se we get a heavily charged front, and it gradually goes down to under the handle.

What about the rear?

[S]: In the rear things are a bit more obvious than you could think.

[S]: With this E a new lighting technology has been adopted, the so-called Stardust. You don't see the direct LED's direct light

[S]: You can only see the reflexion of it on a special lpatform covered in non-homogenic crumbles.

[S]: That is the E's hallmark. With a C-class, you're gonna see a LED contour laid in the same pattern on the top and the bottom.

I suggest we take a look under the hood and move to the inside 'cuz thay's where the interesting stuff is.

[S]: In fron of you is a V-6 with two turbines. The cylinder blocks are placed at 60 degree angle

[S]: This engineering solution allowed to get rid of the balancing shaft and make the whole thing lighter. In fact, it's all aluminum.

[S]: The car is equipped with a 9-step gear box. Yes, it is a 9-step, a unique offer for a big city.

[S]: As compared to the previous 7-step gearbox, this one is more efficient. Extra 2 gears allow to reduce crankshaft rotation count.

[S]: As a result, you get less noise on higher speed, less wearout and less fuel consumption.

The most interesting part and, tbh, the most important part for me is the one you see when sitting here.

[S]: Note the km count on the dashboard. Very symbolic. 333.3 km.

OMG. I think, you did something to it.

Let me just remind you, this Mercedes has 333 HP.

Proofing. The first thing you hear is this... proofing. We joked yesterday that it closes like a Mercedes door.

[S]: Yes, like a Mercedes.

The first impression I have is, it's very very very pleasant for the eye. Totally opposite of what the previous E was like.

When sitting in the previous one, I tried comforting myself saying it's a Mercedes, it should be ice and good.

Excuse me, 212 owners. I understand that when using a car over a period of time, you start to see some stuff to be nice.

but my first impression from that one was, I didn't like it much. The design was pretty boring and dull.

There we had rough straight lines, an even central console. And what I disliked most of all, the tunnel wasn't protruded up at all.

What happens here? It's almost like Mercedes heard me say it, and made it all happen,

And the new BMWs are the opposite. It all sticks out on the top here, and then it goes down and inwards creating some free space. And then comes the tunnel.

[S]: Note also that extra cosiness is achieved thru the console gradually moving to the door.

[S]: It's not shapr and edgy, it's vert soft and curvy. Note that there are barely any right angles. Feels like it wraps you.

[S]: The design originated in the body type 222.The interior got as close to each other as possible.

[S]: Plus, regarding the equipment, it's safe to say that this E is the most hi-tech Mercedes on the market today.

As a BMW owner, I have no choice but to troll this design a little bit.

Why is there four of these airducts? That's my burning question. What for four?

[S]: It's a designer solution. Again, it visually widens the central console thus making for more space.

Arty, say honestly, are you thinking now if you can cut these two out and fit a 1-DIN HU in there?

I can't stop thinking about that, really.

The first thought I had was if you can give this up for tuning. I mean, many people lose deflectors in order to install monitors.

But, there is no need to install a monitor in here. In fact, I can say I have never seen a monitor this wide in stock.

Moreover, they placed the monitor and the dash panel under the same glass which looks awesome.

But this is available in certain complectations.

[S]: The multimedia system is NTG 5.5. It's the newest multimedia system Mercedes Benz has at the moment.

[S]: As for the monitor, the thing you liked - that effect is reached by placing it under the same glass - it's mineral glass.

[S]: The monitors themselves are high definition which prevents you from seeing pixels.

[S]: A more modern multimedia makes the design of the interface look softer and necer for the eye.

[S]: And color rendition is amazing, isn't it?

The graphics is amazing, the definition is amazing. As for the delays, gotta say I'm very demanding,

and if I were them, I'd make it a little faster. But still, this is the fastest I've seen so far

That regards both stock HUs, custom ones are no better in that respect, too. This one is great in that respect.

[S]: I haven't told you that yet but you intuitively started using Mercedes Benz's new technology for controlling the HU.

[S]: There are two touch pads on both sides of the steering wheel, one on the right and one on the left.

[S]: The right touchpad is responsible for the central monitor, the left one is for the dash panel meters.

The car's approved, guys. No power loss. 14.5 V. We have some absolutely useless meters here.

They show us the torque and the power.

Let's get back to the buttons here. I'm kinda intrigued. So these are touch. I scroll the right one, and I control the display to the right, the central one?

[S]: That is correct.

And the left one heps control whatever is happening ont he dash panel here. The graphics are amazing as I said.

These thingies work really well. To be fair, when I first realized they were touch, felt really sceptical 'bout them.

I thought they wouldn't do well and would fall back on the reaction. But they follow finger movement exactly. Really great.

And looks like I can make a choice right here, too.

[S]: Choise confirmation is performed via a mechanical button int he middle.

So I can do it from here and on the stick, right?

[S]: Mercedes Benz proveides the owner with three means of control. One, there's this controller which was present in previous models, too.

[S]: It is also intuitively understandable. The next step was - making this touchpad in the central part here.

[S]: Here, you can act on pretty much the same functions you've acted on from the steering wheel touchpad.

So I can navigate here, and I can do it over here, right?

[S]: Absolutely correct. They cover each other.

And the stock does the same. So they solved the problem of personal convenience very simply.

There are three options here. Pick any.

And gotta admit, I don't know how to use this system but I just scrolled around, and I understood it all. How crazy is that?

Intuitive understandability is just top notch.

As much as I hated the previous E-class, just as much I love the new one. Really cool.

As for the multimedia, we can hook it up to Apple Carplay or to Android Auto. Both work.

I think we'll make a special video on how the two devices work in this car 'cuz I think if we start playing around, it will take a reeeally long time.

We can arrange for an Apple vs Android battle. It's just Stas here has an Android powered phone and he says it works better.

Personally I don't really like Apple Carplay. Bu I still think it would be faster and nicer when connected with this HU

I guess we could check what goea better. Which one navigates faster, how're the things with maps etc.

[S]: The driving modes can be switched via 'Dynamic select' controller right here at hand for the driver.

[S]: When you switch it, here, on the monitor, the current mode is shown, and the options are visualized.

[S]: For example, for the 'Sport' mode, a G-Force indicator pops up meaning it shows the directions of overload distribution.

And individual..?

[S]: It's a mode for you to customize it all you want by picking --

Right here? And I don't need to connect some server or something?

[S]: Yes. It's all here. You pick settings, and you enjoy the results.

So here are the modes: Eco, Comfort, Sport, Sport + and Individual.

[S]: Apart from it all, right now, the central panel, the driver's panel is rather classic in terms of design.

[S]: Mercedes Benz thought about the drivers and left a dor open for customizing that, too.

[S]: So you can change the way your dash panel looks by your mood, maybe.

Let me try it myself. Okay, so I'm pushing, say. Home to go back to Main Menu.

Oh, wait. This was the left one.

[S]: You need this one. Here's that hime, too.

Btw, look. I can move like this, from here, and I can move with the touchpad. Very convenient.

[S]: Oh, one more thing I wanted to mention. This touchpad is capable of recognizing handwriting. So you can text from here.

You know, taht is not something you can surprise people with. I trolled Opel's a lot. Let's see what this one's like.

[S]: Let's see.

Let's try. Car, connect, system, style image. And here I see the dash right away.

I opened the menu and went 'Ok', 'Ok', 'Ok'.

[S]: Yes.

Progressive. We have the speedometer and the tachoemeter on the same scale here.

'Classic' was the one set before.

It's loading. I'm guessing it's renewing it's theme, too.

[S]: Correct. It is not only changing the dash's theme but the theme of the whole control system so it's loading.

Sport. Okay, we'll check it during the Android vs. iPhone battle.

[S]: Press Connect here.

Handwritten input here.

[S]: Here are menu issues that allow us to wire up various devices.

Okay, we're seated here. We're ready to go. Finally finished with the red tape business. I signed the papers.

This is going to be a regular test-drive. I signed for not driving at an over 90 degree angle side to the front.

And I also shousldn't go over 260 km/h.

The first thing I want to acknowledge is the key. It is a piece of art, actually.

It's really good looking and it's nice to touch but I have something to mock, too.

Just like iPhones in this Black Onyx - I think that's the color- this film is gonna scratch and stain really fast.

I don't know for sure. I'm only making suggestions. The device is really amazing.

Another thing to notice is this awesome black glass. As cool as these looked when on, just as cool they are when off.

They are barely separated. If you look closer, you can sure see the separation line. And it just looks like a really wide iPad.

Looks really great. And I really liked those iPads the previous Mercedes cars used to have here on the top.

They decided not to get rid of it. tHey just moved the screen deeper, and they made ths - dunno what to call it, maybe - framing thinner. Looks really nice.

Okay, let's get it started.

Mercedes Benz. In case you forgot.

Okay, so the odometer reads 333 km.

Guys, we're in a brand new E worth ₽4.3 million with barely any mileage. It's very new!

Now we'll try to take a ride. And I'm trying to find the stick automatically.

I have a confession to make. This is the first time I ever drive an E-class car.

The proofing is really nice. We'll see what it's like on the road. Right now, it is quite close to custom proofing.

Stock proofing is very rarely good, even in courtesy and enterprise cars.

We are now driving to a very busy street, Malinovskogo avenue. Here goes a truck. And we barely hear it pass.

Flipping a sofa to a sofa, it would be hard to surprise me. But gotta notice the drive here is very soft.

I don't know. Maybe my car's getting old. I recently drove a new 5-er BMW and didn't feel much difference.

This one, however, gobbles up bumps on the road -- well, somehow different

[S]: In this complectation, we have so-called 'selective' shock absorbers.

[S]: Meaning they have different working modes for different pavement types.

[S]: E.g. if there are some minor bumps, the shock absorbers don't work in full capacity but only partially in order to even up that small stuff.

Gotta say that we're driving a 4-wheel drive car. Not only it has crazy torque and 333 HP but also a 4-wheel drive

I know you all are waiting for me to speed up. We'll get to the highway and hopefully, we'll be able to go fster there.

We do, however, have an obligation not to drive above 60 km/h in the city, and over 90 km/h on the highway.

We'll exceed that limt just a teeny bit, though. Not too much but just a little.

[S]: Speeding up to 110 km/h wouldn't hurt anyone. It's under speed limitation policy.

The bums are soft. I guess a new car makes for it. And whatever it is you say, it's working.

[S]: The new shock absorbing system does work, yes.

See? Who else would've told you that? That is why I said we were lucky Stas was with us today.

I mean, never would I ever drive an E-class and say 'selective...' whatever the hell you said after that.

It also has a cam, right? I have the sign 40 pop up here. Did it see the sign somewhere?

[S]: Yes, indeed. The rearview mirror has a cam in its base. The cam reads road signs and shows you limits.

[S]: Moreover, you can set a sound reminder via the interface. E.g. your limit is 40 now. You can set the system

[S]: to play a sound reminder when you exceed this limit for, say, 25-30 km/h. Then it will tell you that you're running over the limit.

It's slowly getting darker outside. We chose the time on purpose. Usually, I start with a set to finish early, before the dusk,

otherwise, the picture looks bad I will look bad outside today but I want to show you this illumination so bad.

It looks breathtaking, especially in the night.

[S]: It is called ambiant internal lightig. E-class Mercedes Benz has it in 64 colors.

[S]: Yet again, you can customize it all you want via the interface.

Gotta admit the combined the incombinable. I mean, in early 2000s or even 1990s, if you said a Mercedes would be lit up like a Christmas Tree,

I mean, this is a very brave move, especially for Mercedes considering their conservativism.

[S]: Like a Xmas tree, right. The lighting is called ambiant because it fits perfectly the new interior design.

[S]: There is lighting in this central part you liked so much. There's lighting all over the interior including the rear doors.

[S]: And it goes around the screens to create a floating effect. As if they were detached from the central console and floating in the air.

[S]: Look! The system is showing --

Yes, there was limit 50 sign, and hre it shows me the sign on the dash. It also assists the braking, right?

[S]: As for the safety issues, there is a system controlling the distance until the car in front of you.

[S]: If the system sees the distance is reducing too rapidly and realizes the car in front of you is braking, and you are still going fast,

[S]: the system will alert you. It can alert you several ways. For one, it can show a triangle on the dash. It means the distance is reducing.

Yes, I can see it, here it is.

[S]: If this progression is maintained or the distance reduction goes even faster, you'll receive a sound alert.

[S]: In case you don't react after that, either, the system starts braking on its own.

Okay.

It wasn't just fast or comfortable. It was grans. And the sound was amazing.

I've driven a GTR, I've sdriven an Evolution. Those cars are times faster.

But here, it's not only about the velocity but also about what you feel when speeding up.

It goes fast, sounds great, and there's nothing close to fear.

How did I move here?

[S]: The system has a so-called 'Favorites' menu. It's located under the main menu.

Oh, so I pushed 'down'?

[S]: Yes, you intuitively opened it.

So I can pick the menus I want to be shown here, right?

[S]: Yes, you can pic whichever you need at hand.

Awesome.

Just up and down, right? Or I can use the scroller. I think the scroller could be better in case you need it fast.

[S]: You set the lighting pink now.

No, we'er not driving rink. I ike the blue one the best.

This really is the future. It's not just some trivial design change.

Okay, this is Comfort. If we switch to Sport, the sys kicks up the rpm.

When we switch to Sport, I understand it that --

[S]: The engine takes over the gear control.

So the steering wheel gets sharper, right?

Okay, now. What happens when we switch to Sport +?

The gear went down again. So now it's gonna be working almost on the verge of the kickback?

[S]: The system automatically turned on the Eco on/off mode.

A good one, btw.

Now it's realy tempting to kick it down.

[S]: Once you switch to Sport or Sport +, it turns to a completely different car and really starts teasing you.

Let's try and kick it up zero to 100.

Niiice!

Uphill--

We're going uphill, three men in the car.

[S]: That's it.

No more speeding?

[S]: No more speeding.

I see the G-force here, right?

[S]: Yes, it shows the overload.

Here. And on braking, it does the same.

Gotta say it really is very quiet. The previous 5er were noisy. Even the 7ers were noisy.

They all have terrible noise proofing. I have always wondered why. We crack the door open,

and there's a small piece of proofing yay by yay, stuck to the inner side of the door.

[S]: You have galvanized controllers on your steering wheel, ont he right and on the left. You hand is supposed to lay there by default. Once you push the right one --

Man, from now on, you're coming to every Mercedes review with us. Can you imagine me say 'galvanized'?

[S]: Press the right side selector.

Done.

[S]: And here you have an M5.

From your lips to God's ears! Maybe I will get an M5 one day.

I don't know if the mic's sensitive enough, I mean if you can hear it, but the engine's humming is really nice and good.

It's really nice and yet it is very quiet. Doesn't bother at all.

Let's listen.

I think it should be louder. Here's their conservativism. If you want it louder, get an AMG.

I really loved the car. Mercedes passed the message on to me but I'm struggling putting it to words.

[S]: Mercedes Benz E-class in the 213 body can be described in two words: modern luxury.

[S]: It has all you'd expect it to have. It has a lot of new to it, too. And the good part that it had before, is being improved.

[S]: 9-step automatic transmission, engine, 4-wheel drive, interiors - everything's being improved.

[S]: Exterior design, too. It has reached a completely new level.

[S]: Please, visit our dealerships for test-drives. We currently have two centers in Rostov-on-Don. One of them just opened.

Here comes the free commercial time, huh?

In fact, it all started as a dialog. I exressed my wish to try out a new E-class, and turns out, thee is some info I could pass on to my subscribers.

So I was given the car under special conditions. We didn't just take a quick ride around the city,

but I was allowed to take it our for two days. In fac, we've been shooting this for two days.

We even overspeeded. I think there was a moment we drove 111 km/h, 1 km'h over the limit. I hope Klyuch-Avto don't blame Stas for that.

Go and sign up for test-drives. I personally loved not only the car but also the treatment I got from th eSales Manager.

I asked him if any info was banned from sharing, or I was not allowed to compare it to certain makes. I was told, say what's on your mind.

And I loved Stas's passion. It's great when company employees work not only for the commission.

[S]: Note how clean the cam is. Now it hides unless you turn on the reverse gear or wish to open it on purpose.

Now let' try the automatic parking. I really want to see it.

[S]: You need to wait until the system finds a parking spot and informs you of it.

[S]: Stop.

[S]: Now I'm not gonna tell you anything.

It says P. Oh, it's where the parking spot is.

To choose, you need just to press Enter, right?

Reverse, right?

[S]: Right.

[S]: And then you just leave the pedals and the steering wheel alone and don't touch 'em.

Tbh, I'm kinda freaking out. There's a lot of very expensive cars parked there.

Oh, it's moving left!

[S]: Every time, the car develops a unique algorithm based on what it has scanned while we were pulling by.

[S]: Right noe, the objective is to park with the front ahead. The car can also park with the rear forward.

It can do nose-up parking?

Oh, it's just gonna pick a better angle to drive the rear there.

[S]: It's gonna park with the nose to the front. It's choosing a larger range.

We're gonna hit this - btw, what is this? A GLS?

[S]: This one is a GLE. The GLS is the white one.

It's a new one, too, right? No brand has this class yet, right?

[S]: An E-offroad?

No. GLS.

[S]: No, why? GLS is the former MS, and GLE is the former ME.

[S]: BMW's max is X5.

But it's not nearly as big, right?

[S]: Note that the car stopped exactly near the front curb withough bumping agaist it.

Cool.

[S]: Press 'Parking'. It's telling you to take over control.

Choose and press 'Enter'. Nothing to choose so far, so just --

[S]: Now it offers you...

Oh, front or rear. Let's do rear.

[S]: Turn on the reverse and leave it.

I really don't like doing it in this proximity of the cars the total cost of which I don't even wanna calculate.

For you to understand, we're doing it in ice slick.

What kind of engine is there?

[S]: The car is calculating the algorithm in real life with the account of all the factors.

If a person pops up, it's gonna wait or something?

[S]: It will alert you of a block

And it stops right by the curb.

[S]: Now let's try and steer out.

That button again, right?

[S]: Press it. The sys asks where to drive, to the right or to the left?

[S]: Now it offers you to take over control.

Now, to the conclusions.

The biggest disappointment after releasing the E is waiting for those S-class owners

'cuz the new E owners are gonna get all the tasty stuff.

The E-class is a rel upgrade. I hope you liked the review as much as I liked making this video. 'Cuz I loved it very much.

There goes the GLS AMG.

Thanks to Klyuch-Avto. I hope Stas puts a word in for me since we're pals now, andnext time I get to review AMG.

I've been thinking of buying an AMG when I get rich. I mean, really, just come and get it.

[S]: Well, we have been selling AMG cars but with the new dealership open we're going to develop in that directon more actively.

[S]: We'll have more opportunities and we have big plans for the current year in that respect. A lot of interesting is coming up. Can't tell you everything.

[S]: I can say, however, that for Formula 1 fans we plan to arrange for live feeds to get together and enjoy the Queen of Racing.

[S]: So we can follow the progress of Mercedes AMG Petronas F1 driven by Lewis HAmilton and Valtteri Botas who's signed a contract for season 2017.

[S]: I will be handling it all. In the video description, you can find my Instagram profile where I will be keeping you posted 'bout all the news.

[S]: And I will try and post some interesting stuff about Mercedes AMG for you.

[S]: If you liked what we've done today, we might make up a more specific video, on carsound.

We've been negotiating a video Stas suggested, about the car stereo in Mercedes cars.

I get it there is stuff to be told at the moment.

I am only considering that video at the moment. Let's make it your choice.

If you think you want a review on stock systems in various classes and complectations, like the video and leave comments.

If we do see that people are interested in that then we'll make a video.

It's just I'm not really sure many people would find it interesting.

[S]: Well, let's see what you say. Like, share.

This was LOUD SOUND. Although I think we could make a better finale. Let's go to the Teatralnaya Square.

This is Sasha with his drone. He was of great help today during our amazing review filming.

I think it was more interesting for us to shoot than for you to watch this video. Sorry for the sound quality.

This is stella. This is Rostov-on-Don. This was LOUD SOUND.

Bye, everyone! Live LOUD.

Okay, Stas. I'm putting you on speaker. Let's go. This is Sasha. Rear behind the scenes footage here.

Stas, you're here, right?

[S]: Yes.

[A]: There's wind out there.

There's wind? Gotts watch out for the wires and that truck.

[A]: The bridge is starting here, huh?

[S]: I'm taking of after this one.

[S]: How's the speed?

[A]: Perfect.

A]: Let's fly, guys.

Over the wiring.

[A]: Over the wiring. No other way to do it.

Desperate you are.

Subscribe to his channel. Look for the link in the description. It's called 'Seventy Seventh'.

The guy is amazing. I don't know anyone who would do that footage on M4 highway. But it was amazing.

Thanks to 'Klyuch-Avto' Dealership for the test-drive car.

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An easy way to edit the effect skewered sword Goblin (2017) - Duration: 4:05.

hi,friends

see you again in this simple channel

if you are an active user of social media such as Facebook, Instagram, Path and others

this week, surely you often see images like this

pictures of people stabbed by Goblin Sword

taken from the Korean drama

This is an excerpt from the film

I also don't really know, but the film is quite well known in Indonesia

So, this time my tutorial is an easy way to create effects pierced by the sword Goblin

like this

if you do not know how to create the effect pierced by the sword Goblin

follow step by step

first, you must prepare your image

second, you must download and install the application Meitu

This application downloads in Play Store

once installed directly open

click edit

select the image you want to add effects skewered sword Goblin

then click stikers

click more

download stickers sword Goblin

this

next, click stikers sword Goblin

and set in accordance with image

next, click save & share

click next

I'll edit another image

This is a image of my brother

adjust the position of the body

then, click save & share

I'll see the edits in the gallery

and this is the final result

like that this tutorial, hopefully can be useful to you

do not forget to like and subscribe to this channel

for further tips and tricks

thank you

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42. Physics | Interference | Solved Example-13 on Nature of Light and Interference | Ashish Arora - Duration: 3:07.

In this example, we're given that a soap film of thickness, point zero zero 1 1 millimeter

appears dark, when seen by reflected light of wavelength 58 hundred angstrom.

we're required to find, what is the refractive index of soap solution if it is between 1

point 2 and 1 point 5. here we know well, that in case of a thin film, having thickness

t and refractive index mu. when it is seen in the reflected light, the path difference

in the 2 lights are taken as 2 mu t minus lambda by 2, because the wave which is reflected

from the top surface, suffers a phase difference of pi, or a path difference of lambda by 2.

and the wave which is reflected from the bottom surface travels an excess path 2 mu t, which

is equivalent in air.

so here we can write path difference, in the 2 waves, constituting, the reflected light,

is, this delta we write as 2 mu t minus lambda by 2. and here we're given that it appears

dark, that means in the reflected light 2 waves are, having destructive interference,

so this path difference must be 2 n minus 1, lambda by 2, that is for destructive interference

to take place.

in this situation if we further simplify, we get 2 mu t is equal to, n lambda. and the

value of refractive index is, n lambda by, 2 t. if we substitute the values it is n multiplied

by, wavelength is 58 hundred, multiplied by 10 to power minus 10 divided by, twice of,

thickness of film is 1 point 1 into, 10 to power minus 6 meter.

so in this situation we can write it as, 1 point 1, multiplied by 10 to power minus 6

meter.

so on simplifying this value, here we get the value of mu is equal to, zero point 2

6 3 n, where the value of n is equal to, 1, 2, 3 and so on integers. and in this situation

we're given that, mu is less than 1 point 5, and it is more than 1 point 2. then in

this situation we can use, for n is equal to 5 if we calculate the value, mu we get

as, 1 point 3 1 8, that'll be the answer to this problem.

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42. Physics | Interference | Solved Example-13 on Nature of Light and Interference |Ashish Arora(GA) - Duration: 3:07.

In this example, we're given that a soap film of thickness, point zero zero 1 1 millimeter

appears dark, when seen by reflected light of wavelength 58 hundred angstrom.

we're required to find, what is the refractive index of soap solution if it is between 1

point 2 and 1 point 5. here we know well, that in case of a thin film, having thickness

t and refractive index mu. when it is seen in the reflected light, the path difference

in the 2 lights are taken as 2 mu t minus lambda by 2, because the wave which is reflected

from the top surface, suffers a phase difference of pi, or a path difference of lambda by 2.

and the wave which is reflected from the bottom surface travels an excess path 2 mu t, which

is equivalent in air.

so here we can write path difference, in the 2 waves, constituting, the reflected light,

is, this delta we write as 2 mu t minus lambda by 2. and here we're given that it appears

dark, that means in the reflected light 2 waves are, having destructive interference,

so this path difference must be 2 n minus 1, lambda by 2, that is for destructive interference

to take place.

in this situation if we further simplify, we get 2 mu t is equal to, n lambda. and the

value of refractive index is, n lambda by, 2 t. if we substitute the values it is n multiplied

by, wavelength is 58 hundred, multiplied by 10 to power minus 10 divided by, twice of,

thickness of film is 1 point 1 into, 10 to power minus 6 meter.

so in this situation we can write it as, 1 point 1, multiplied by 10 to power minus 6

meter.

so on simplifying this value, here we get the value of mu is equal to, zero point 2

6 3 n, where the value of n is equal to, 1, 2, 3 and so on integers. and in this situation

we're given that, mu is less than 1 point 5, and it is more than 1 point 2. then in

this situation we can use, for n is equal to 5 if we calculate the value, mu we get

as, 1 point 3 1 8, that'll be the answer to this problem.

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I believe that Carnaval, not only in Rio

but especially Rio's

because of its magnitude,

it's the closest we can get of realising a dreams.

The Mangueira Community great passion is samba,

Carnival is a passion

It's like a soccer fanatic,

a Flamengo fanatic,

we're fanatic for Mangueira!

The people should know more

about Carnival's day-to-day work.

Some people think Carnival is made a week before the parade

they don't know what we go through and how everything here is done.

People ask me: "Squel, what do you do for a living?"

And I answer: "I'm a Flag Bearer in Carnival."

Some people question me

how could this be my job.

We're renewing the School,

everybody is with a lot of willpower

to make a great Carnival, and I'm sure we will.

Mangueira invited me to be honored for the 50 years of my career

I thought: "Unbelievable, It's destiny!"

My passion for Mangueira and the invitation.

Carnival is about the popular artist

someone from the community.

The one who couldn't study music but is ingenious with a tambourine,

the Drum Section Maestro who never saw sheet music

but is able to lead almost 300 people to sound like one voice

it's wonderful at the Sambadrome.

We can't lose this!

We're Mangueira!

We give our blood for this!

It's today!

There's no discrimination of who is who

all are equal with Green and Pink blood

we're all Mangueira!

I give more credit is to the cast

and I'm sure I have the best cast.

My cast is more than the Mangueira Community,

this crowd is spread all over the country!

You sleep Mangueira, you wake Mangueira,

you breath Mangueira, you eat Mangueira.

Mangueira is our life, our well-being.

Carnival is the Mangueira fan's treasure,

It is the result of all the hard work they had.

They go there to say: "I am happy to be Mangueira"

"I belong to a nation that has it all."

It's a pleasure to be Mangueira, it's an honour.

The Next Samba

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WWE 29 Jaunary 2017 Royal Rumble Match Card - WWE Royal Rumble

WWE 29 Jaunary 2017 Royal Rumble Match Card - WWE Royal Rumble. The 2017 Royal Rumble is just a few weeks away, with the pay-per-view taking place on January 29th in San Antonio, Texas. WWE 29 Jaunary 2017 Royal Rumble Match Card - WWE Royal Rumble The event will feature a match between Kevin Owens and Roman Reigns for the WWE Universal Championship. This week on Raw, Roman Reigns lost the United States Championship in a match against Chris Jericho, which suggests that Roman might win the Universal Championship at Royal Rumble. Also taking place at the pay-per-view will be a Women's Championship match between Charlotte and Bayley, as well as a World Championship match between AJ Styles and John Cena. WWE 29 Jaunary 2017 Royal Rumble Match Card - WWE Royal Rumble But the main draw, of course, is the 30-man elimination match from which the event gets its name. Over the past few weeks, WWE superstars have slowly been announcing that they will compete in the Royal Rumble match. So far, we know of 13 people who will be competing in the match, and we'll likely be getting more names on next week's episodes of Raw and SmackDown. WWE 29 Jaunary 2017 Royal Rumble Match Card - WWE Royal Rumble Here's a look at everyone who is currently scheduled to compete in 2017's Royal Rumble match: WWE 29 Jaunary 2017 Royal Rumble Match Card - WWE Royal Rumble The first WWE superstar to join the Royal Rumble match was Bill Goldberg; he was announced as a participant on November 21st. WWE 29 Jaunary 2017 Royal Rumble Match Card - WWE Royal Rumble This comes after Goldberg's return at Survivor Series, during which he absolutely humiliated Brock Lesnar by defeating his opponent in just 86 seconds. Originally, the idea was that this would be Goldberg's final match, but on November 21st's episode of Monday Night Raw, Goldberg revealed that he had changed his mind. He said that he was approached by Stephanie McMahon, who asked if he had one last title run in him, and he decided that he does. WWE 29 Jaunary 2017 Royal Rumble Match Card - WWE Royal Rumble Goldberg's plan, then, is to win the Royal Rumble and then immediately set his sights on Kevin Owens or Roman Reigns, depending on which one of them wins the Universal Championship match that night. Goldberg would then begin the final title run of his WWE career. WWE 29 Jaunary 2017 Royal Rumble Match Card - WWE Royal Rumble Goldberg won't be winning the Royal Rumble if Brock Lesnar has anything to say about it. WWE 29 Jaunary 2017 Royal Rumble Match Card - WWE Royal Rumble On November 28th's episode of Monday Night Raw, Paul Heyman revealed that Brock Lesnar would be entering the Royal Rumble match. WWE 29 Jaunary 2017 Royal Rumble Match Card - WWE Royal Rumble For Lesnar, it seems that the primary goal will be to get revenge on Bill Goldberg rather than to actually win the Royal Rumble, although that would be a nice bonus. Lesnar himself has not appeared on WWE programming since Survivor Series, and Heyman only showed his face in a pre-taped interview, but he looked completely devastated and is clearly invested in ensuring that Lesnar takes down Goldberg this time around. WWE 29 Jaunary 2017 Royal Rumble Match Card - WWE Royal Rumble Brock Lesnar previously won the 2003 Royal Rumble. For a few weeks, Goldberg and Lesnar were the only two superstars to be announced for the Royal Rumble. But on January 2nd, The New Day announced that they will be joining the match. WWE 29 Jaunary 2017 Royal Rumble Match Card - WWE Royal Rumble Like Brock Lesnar, Big E, Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods have something to prove heading into this year's Royal Rumble. After all, they recently lost their Tag Team Championship title to Cesaro and Sheamus, ending their run at 483 days. WWE 29 Jaunary 2017 Royal Rumble Match Card - WWE Royal Rumble On the first Monday Night Raw of 2017, the tag team said they have a lot of New Year's resolutions and plan to work their way back to the top. WWE 29 Jaunary 2017 Royal Rumble Match Card - WWE Royal Rumble Recently, The New Day's storyline has involved fending off Titus O'Neil, who has been desperately trying to join the group. Next up for the Royal Rumble is Chris Jericho, whose participation in the event was announced on January 2nd. WWE 29 Jaunary 2017 Royal Rumble Match Card - WWE Royal Rumble When Jericho revealed these plans on Monday Night Raw, Kevin Owens immediately freaked out, asking what would happen if Jericho actually wins and then has to face Kevin Owens for the Universal Championship at WrestleMania. Jericho responded by saying that if they end up in a match against one another, it won't matter who wins because they're best friends. Owens did not seem quite as convinced. WWE 29 Jaunary 2017 Royal Rumble Match Card - WWE Royal Rumble Jericho recently scored a major victory on Monday Night Raw, defeating Roman Reigns on January 9th and becoming the United States Champion. WWE 29 Jaunary 2017 Royal Rumble Match Card - WWE Royal Rumble

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Hwayobi - You Wouldn't Know | 화요비 - 당신은 모르실 거야 [Immortal Songs 2 / 2017.01.28] - Duration: 4:43.

("You Wouldn't Know" by Hwayobi)

♪ You wouldn't know ♪

♪ How much I loved you ♪

♪ When many years pass ♪

♪ You'll finally regret it then ♪

♪ When you feel down ♪

♪ And feel sorry for yourself ♪

♪ Say my name ♪

♪ And I'll be there by your side ♪

♪ With hot tears ♪

♪ Welling up in my eyes and falling ♪

♪ I'll wipe away ♪

♪ The aching in your heart ♪

♪ You wouldn't know ♪

♪ How much I've longed for you ♪

♪ Turn around and look at me ♪

♪ My broken heart, my hot tears ♪

♪ My meager love, please realize ♪

♪ With hot tears ♪

♪ Welling up in my eyes and falling ♪

♪ I'll wipe away ♪

♪ The aching in your heart ♪

♪ With hot tears ♪

♪ With hot tears ♪

♪ Welling up in my eyes and falling ♪

♪ I'll wipe away ♪

♪ The aching in your heart ♪

♪ You wouldn't know ♪

♪ You wouldn't know ♪

("You Wouldn't Know" by Hwayobi)

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[GOBLIN OST PART. 6] [Eng Sub] Sam Kim - Who Are You FMV - Duration: 4:16.

where I am who I am

This loneliness feels like a prison

Many have passed by

This place is where everyone just walked past me where I am

who are you who are you

I can't hide this happiness

I flipped the world to find you

You who came into my dreams Where are you

I will find you I will recognize you

Despite where you are Despite who you are

I will recognize you

I will remember I will look at you

Even when you are not here Even when many sunsets pass by

I won't forget you

I will cherish everything from your words to your expressions

The gloomy sky the silent clouds

I wonder why I am afraid of everything

The time I spend with you is slowing down I hold your hand to stop it from parting away

I beg for life

I will find you I will recognize you

Despite where you are Despite who you are

I will recognize you

I will remember I will look at you

Even when you are not here Even when many sunsets pass by

I won't forget you

When I hold you tight like this

I keep forgetting about everything

The place I have to return to

I will find you I will recognize you

Despite where you are Despite who you are

I will recognize you

I will remember I will look at you

Even when you are not here Even when many sunsets pass by

I won't forget you

I will cherish everything from your words to your expressions

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Law of Attraction - Our Attitude Is Everything (Psychology) - Duration: 22:14.

Live Today With Passion - 14 Dalai Lama: "Do you believe that your time on here on

earth has been a success suffice

well there's also relative some field i

can summon tell and some feed failure to

be able to say I don't all human life

like that some part failure somebody

achieve that it is wrong to pickable

wanting then say oh vs. is wrong and a

bigger wanting of failure that also

wrong

consol energy

trying to enjoy yourself is in the now

in the moment of whatever it is that you

are trying to change whether your home

walking the dog cleaning the garage

taking care of the kids or you're trying

to get to that next level it is your

right to enjoy yourself and now you're

probably looking at me and you're all

thinking some of you might be saying you

know what does that make sense

ok make a choice enjoy myself but how to

get to enjoy yourself when you are

trying everything you're implementing

all the tools and all the information

you got but it's just not working i'm

seeing other people passing by

how'd you get to enjoy yourself Steve

when some of the people having really

intense problems at home some people

don't do the book having financial

difficulties

maybe there's an illness in the family

you can be Steve how you are supposed to

enjoy yourself and all these things that

happen to you in your life drugs

that i'll be selling product in the back

of the room later on

all good questions because they get

these questions all the time when i get

my half-day seminar gonna give my

workshop I always get those questions

here is how you can assure yourself to

enjoy yourself during a process of

whatever it is you're trying to treat I

want you to get this because it starts

as soon as you open up your eyes in the

morning or whenever it is that you start

today as soon as you open up your eyes

to greet the day you enter into

consciousness it is at that moment that

your creativity is at its most powerful

right there and then you have an

opportunity to steer your thoughts and

your emotions in the direction that you

want them to go not in the direction

that they're telling you to go in other

words you can literally choose to see

the day or you can let the Dacey's you

that's a choice I think you can all

agree that too many people too many

people today soon as they open up their

eyes the first thing that they focus on

is all the grueling stuff they had to go

through the day before all the stuff

that didn't get accomplished all the

stuff that didn't get done the Irate

people that they had to deal with and

then they start thinking about all the

stuff that has to be done on the coming

day they have to get up not only gonna

have to get themselves fighting prepared

they have to get the kids ready to get

the school that has the day off to get

us to do what they have to do and they

can't even understand the day just

started they didn't even start to

achieve their goals and their energy

level is down here with what you're

trying to do with what you are all

trying to accomplish man your energy

level better be cranked it has to be up

here so what I want you to do as soon as

you open up your eyes to start today's

to immediately start focusing on

something or someone that you are

totally grateful for in your life

I don't care what it is or who it is but

I want you to feel it with your heart

and soul your only goal as soon as you

open up your eyes is to be to make

yourself feel good and to give yourself

enough confidence to get through the day

don't worry about what needs to be done

think about who you have to be in order

to get it done

and you do this by focusing on all the

things that you're grateful for focus on

what's working in your life rather than

fixating what is it working

maybe you're grateful for the person

that lying next to you may be thinking

of your children

maybe it's a dog line on the side of

your bed may be listening to the birds

outside your window it's the wonderful

house you live in

maybe it's the wonderful organization

that you belong to it doesn't matter

what it is you just feel it with your

heart and soul you build from there and

you keep going

why do I want you to do this because

gratitude of the most powerful

connection you have to your higher self

you always always want to start your day

connected to the tire yourself and when

you do when you do life becomes easier

you don't take things personally when

you're confronted with a challenge you

just look at it for what it's worth it's

a challenge everybody's confronted with

colleges and you know that there's

something within you that can need

another comment and move forward as a

result of it and the next thing you know

what you do soon as you have this

attitude of gratitude going for you tell

yourself you're going to enjoy the day

they thought you know what I'm going to

enjoy the day

this is gonna be a good day visualize

how you want your life to go visualize

yourself having fun with your fellow

workers the people you're working for

who are working for you

doesn't matter this visualize yourself

achieving the goal and always always

find the laughter within you and around

you every day of your life and actually

start in the morning before you leave

the house if you were all around you

we get so caught up and I thought

process of what needs to be done we let

all the funny stuff analyzes psy how

many married people about their raise

your hand how many married people all

the humor there

oh there's humor there as a matter of

fact it's essential

I always said a sense of humor is

probably the number one number one thing

that can keep a couple together humor

that sense of humor but if you read /

magazine and if you because Napolitan

they'll tell you the key to a healthy

relationship is to understand your

partner

oh really sure you'll never be able to

understand your partner's the only thing

you need to understand that you will

never be able to understand your partner

it's impossible you're letting your mind

trying to do it takes

I've been married to my wife for 25

years to this date I can't understand

why I have to get in trouble for dreams

that she has guys noticed or try to wake

up in the morning good morning don't you

good morning me what happened while I

just had a dream that you had an affair

with another woman and really guys

your response should never be really

what you look like I just want to know

if the same dream I've been having to me

a favor go to sweet get an email address

let me know

humor is everywhere i take this stuff

with me when I'm on the road I think

about these things that my wife and I do

it just gives me such a great feeling

and if you're married you know you're

going to argue and the arguments are

usually funny I mean really funny

because you never know what's going on i

had an argument with my wife about a

month ago and a friend called me up and

i said i can't talk about having an

argument yours

what about it I don't know she didn't

tell me and they never tell you why

don't women why don't you tell us what

it is and you know something jungle

because we're going out we're ready to

go to dinner or in the car i look at

everything for you look great to go put

and I knew it right there wasn't even a

word with the way I say something don't

know nothing nothing there's nothing

wrong with green like going free like

you got you sure that's nothing nothing

so you let it go 20 seconds left on all

of a sudden here

you really don't care do you what does

it come from and I like I said of course

I care that's why I asked you I asked

you what is wrong and then she said

something that is totally illogical

well if you don't know I'm not gonna

tell you

well if you don't tell me I'm not gonna

know what am I the amazing pressing guys

what do we do the dumbest thing in the

world we start guessing what it might

think

don't do that because then you're

telling her stuff that she didn't even

know about all based on choices people i

know what stress is applied 300,000

miles a year sometimes I'm going four

cities and six days I can't even explain

what I went through last week

it's amazing sometimes I have have a

half day seminar to give and i'll be

honest with honestly sometimes my body

is dragging but the thing that chooses

me more than anything else

the thing that gives me more positive

energy more than anything else it's not

Kathy it's not alcohol

it's not drugs i mean i do those things

but it's none of those things getting

the thing that uses me as when i turn my

humor being loose in a public setting

I look that's what I'm noticeable with

my friends sometimes they just don't

want to be near me when I let those and

the thing that correction but they do

this or the people that don't get it

that's what cracks me up

I'm and hotels my entire life I've

always having fun with the hotel staff

they never get it at the ritz-carlton

allow back housekeeping not to my

daughter mr. Rizzo can I turn down your

bed I opened up the door and said why is

it too loud

she didn't get it usually take a look at

the face no I'm all he's weird i'm not

going back in there I'll tell you that

right now so I got back to my room to

get to which call and I notice that they

did turn down my bed you know it turned

out services right folks that's our

housekeeping comes into your room but

you're not there and we arrange

everything so that when you go back in

you have no idea or anything else think

I cracking up more than anything

turndown service does anyone know what

it is the piece of chocolate they put on

your pillow was supposed to consume them

it's a nightcap nightcap are you kidding

me

chocolate is going to help you sleep it

has the complete opposite effect

the comedian me thinking of the

absurdity of if I die of the front desk

next morning today I want to thank you

very much for that chocolate really

sleep last night when you're very

welcome pictures or anything else we

could do view forget was wondering maybe

tonight you could put a vile a crack in

a pot of coffee on my tail off

no seriously I think I don't we sleep

here laughing you want to know what he

said oh I don't think we can do it act

how do you not get that

not just the traveling that gets me too

it's the security measures you got to go

through all the time now you know you

gotta go through security of the time at

all the stuff and take this off and put

that down and check this how you got to

be kidding me

but the thing that I do the beat that is

I'm an observer i watch people i love

watching people not too long ago was at

the airport looking at this kid

fourteen-year-old kid folks want to say

something I don't like to judge people i

really wasn't judgment I couldn't help

but notice that kid had so much metal on

his face so many pins hook earrings

rings and I'm going how is he going to

get through security like this but it

looks like he fell in a tackle box

okay that's a little difficult to do you

look like fishing lure looks like he

would have caught a Marlin your opinions

and wouldn't you know it would you know

it away sit next to on the plane but

this working you're okay and he's

wearing a t-shirt like sucks and then

you die very optimistic and i was very

surprised because we have a conversation

and this kid we're talking about

politics this kid know what he was

talking about and I was impressed but

they couldn't help myself again again

the comedian legals rapid goes crazy as

I'm talking to him about the serious

conversation I couldn't help but notice

for my kitty wanted I kept looking at

him and I counted he had 10 rains on one

brow 10 grains and all I keep thinking

of was shower curtain that's what I

can't think enough so this look like

right like 20 like some kind of

modern-day pirate with a little flap iri

Schumer everywhere

how many pet lovers we have pets out

there people of your pets i know i have

three labs my wife the dog trainer three

labs a cat before exotic birds know how

many cat lovers out there

see I think I love cats are the coolest

animals on a creature of the planet you

know why because every cat on the planet

watch them you start your day open a

great work

cat I don't care where they live have a

New York attitude watch the way they

walk they destroyed he is gone already

I'm curious if cats could talk they'd go

meow meow but being me out

hey I'm walking here they always have

that added to have you blown dogs are

the complete opposite i love my lab but

they are the most neurotic animals on

the face of the planet

dogs always have that stupid guilty look

on their face even if they didn't do it

you know you come home and you know who

made this match well got it had 78 I'm

so sorry i was walking it came out

apparently I'm not well in the cats

hanging out in the living room going

what a moron

James what is your problem i didn't you

take supply and I have exotic birds i

love my bros i have an African great

do yourself a favor tonight tomorrow

whenever you want to go online look up

African great it will tell you it is the

smartest animal on the planet beats out

chimpanzees now dogs and dolphins we win

this burger was a baby

it has an incredible vocabulary it will

talk like me to get my wife attention it

will talk like my wife to get my

attention

just the other day she was on her perch

in the kitchen she want to get off to go

for walkies working in the kitchen one

of the dogs are in the way to the valley

like that now to talk to you about it

and as the dog is walking away the birds

looking at them going boy blue eyes

I'm not making this up

it has a sense of humor it sits on its

perch in the kitchen and seconds to all

three dog Molly getty lady it is ready

and the dogs are running on a house of

the food and they look at the bird the

bird looking at about uh up

these are the things I take with me

these are the things that can put you in

a great mood

that's how you get through the day I

remember this stuff and when I'm on the

road

another thing that put you in a great

mood every day do something nice for

somebody do something nice for somebody

there's nothing I can dance you back to

enjoy the day than that if you're

walking through town for example and you

see a parking someone someone someone

windshield just walk over to it rip that

sucker up and rode away

why should have person has to pay for

that and you'll feel so much better

all these things that I am Telling You

is giving you a different thought

process a different focus to look at

life from a different perspective

scientists are all in agreement today

that our lives move in the direction of

our most dominant thoughts and what we

focus on day in and day out not only to

our lives move in the direction of what

we focus on what we think about putting

everything that was thinking about

focusing on moving closer to us in other

words people the more you focus on your

lack the more of that you're going to

get back i was in new york city i had a

rental car they kept breaking down with

98 degrees the air conditioning isn't

working sweat pouring down my face in

the world biggest traffic jam and it

seemed like every New Yorker and the

planet is beeping their horns and

cursing at me that's not a very secure

feeling the car kept breaking down and

i'm already i have a late for a very

important audition now I'm feeling this

snow ball of negativity building up and

I'm like oh man what else could possibly

happen

don't ever ask that question

this because if you do the universal

answer you okay i'll show you already

did and i drive up to the toll booth and

I want to pay the guy and i realized i

left my money home

I don't know what possessed me i just

looked at the gyno today i'll have a

couple of verbiage do fries and get

something for yourself there Sparky no i

didn't know this but this guy was new in

this country and he didn't understand

American humor

the poor guy looked at me and he said

I'm very sorry but we do not have to do

it within you but again it could hold up

traffic and all of a sudden I know that

she's starting to laugh now so my butt

all the car he finally gets the job

we're both dying but all the cars in

back knee beeping the horn don't make a

lot more but we gotta get going I swear

to you my new friend friends in the

Tollbooth sticks his head out motions to

all of the other cars and said I'm very

sorry but we ran out of food try the

next booth by then we were hysterical we

were high-fiving each other we became

best friends in 30 seconds you want to

know the cool thing was able t let me go

without paying

what a great guy he looking to listen to

me my friend digital is on me

you have to understand i am brand new in

this country and this is only my second

day on the job

believe me when I tell you I really

needed to laugh today and I looked at

him and I said show did I now here's the

point very important point i drove away

from that Tollbooth in a totally

different state of mind totally

different state of mind as a result i

was able to plant positive thoughts on

my head constructive ways on how I can

deal with this very important audition

that I have coming up and guess what i

had a great audition

good thing i did like the most important

break in my comedy career that's how i

got my first TV special my Showtime

special and that special paved the way

for every other special that I've ever

gotten

here's the question what do you think

what happened if I would have gone into

that audition in the move that I was in

before the total of Internet haven't had

a chance to move that i was in i tried

everything in my power to turn the

situation around everything because i

read all those votes from positive

thinking and positive affirmations and I

realized something very important that

date sometimes your brain isn't such an

overwhelming negative state that this

isn't going to buy the fact that

everything is okay

soon after that was ripped off i wanted

to take the books back because there was

a new york city 98 degrees air

conditioning is working sweat pouring

down my face because breaking down New

Yorkers the cursing at me I'm late for

this audition and now I'm behind the

wheel of my car reciting these

affirmations my life is going just the

way i want i am in total control of the

situation i am the radiating center of

Love & P just saying someone beat the

horn and I'm like pick a number pal in

order to realize and I realize this

years later it's only when i started

laughing was able to think positive

why is that why is that only when i

started laughing I'll tell you why

here's the psychological reason behind

it because people when you start

laughing at the negative intense

stressful overwhelming situation like

that your brain is no longer focusing on

that negative situation your brain could

only focus on one thing at a time right

now your brain is laughing at something

ridiculous that you'd stayed any of your

brain did go back to that negative

situation which it will do eventually

but guess what

it won't be as overwhelming as it was

before because you've calmed your

nervous system down to the point where

you can control the situation instead of

having that situation control you you

just gotta understand that some people

refuse to acknowledge that they have a

human being

there we better be quiet cameras going

to get him away from me some people

refuse to acknowledge that they have a

human bean state troopers refused to

acknowledge that they have a human bean

is a list of things you should never

ever say that with a trooper and I see

your license and registration plates

sure you want to hold my beer didn't you

see that stop time

yeah sorry didn't see you hiding behind

it are you drinking auto you buy him

well I it looks like I'm gonna have to

give you a ticket for speeding well

could you make it quick because it's

pretty apparent I'm in a hurry last

thing you never say to a state trooper

how come you didn't stop when I was

changing it well a couple years ago my

wife ran away with the state trooper and

I thought you were trying to return

give yourselves a big round of applause

again thanks for the energy thanks for

the energy how much better do you feel

right now that you're laughing how much

better you feel that you're laughing

that's my point that's my point

what a great group you know what I

always wanted to do and I haven't done

this yet but I promise you I will do

this sunday just take a lot of nerve i

always wanted to get pulled over by a

cop roll down the window and go you're

not going to check the trunk or yes

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Paris | Touch | No More Sad Songs | The Chainsmokers & Little Mix (Mashup Cover) by KadiMusic - Duration: 4:46.

ooohhh

we were staying in Paris

to get away from your parents

and I thought wow if I could take this in a shot right now

i don't think that we could work this out

out on the terrace

i don't know if it's fair but I thought how

could I let you fall by yourself

while I'm wasted with someone else

but for tonight, I'm going to get my mind off it

don't care that someone's got his hands all over my body

stay out all night

go go where the music's loud

So I don't have to think about it

I'm begging please

just a touch of your love is enough To knock me off of my feet all week

just a touch of your lo-ove

just a touch of your lo-ove

we were staying in Paris

to get away from your parents

you look so proud standing there with the frown and the cigarette

posting pictures of yourself on the internet

out on the terrace

we breathe in the air of this small town

on our own cutting class for the thrill of it

getting drunk on the past we were living in

but for tonight, I'm going to get my mind off it

don't care that someone's got his hands all over my body

stay out all night, go go where the music is loud

so I don't have to think about it

I'm beggin please

just a touch of your love is enough To get me off of my feet all week

just a touch of your lo-ove

just a touch of your lo-ove

just a touch of your love is enough To get me off of my feet all week

just a touch of your lo-ove

just a touch of your lo-ove

oooo hoooo

if we go down then we go down together

they'll say you could do anything

they'll say that I was clever

If we go down then we go down together

we'll get away with everything

let's show them we are better

lets show them we are show them we are show them we are *just a touch of your love is enough to knock me of my feet all week*

lets show them we are show them we are lets show them we are better *just a touch of your love just a touch of your love*

lets show them we are show them we are show them we are *just a touch of your love is enough to take control of my whole body*

lets show them we are show them we are lets show them we are better *just a touch of your love just a touch of your love*

lets show them we are show them we are show them we are *just a touch of your love is enough to knock me of my feet all week*

lets show them we are show them we are lets show them we are better *just a touch of your love just a touch of your love*

lets show them we are show them we are show them we are *just a touch of your love is enough to take control of my whole body*

lets show them we are show them we are lets show them we are better *just a touch of your love just a touch of your love*

lets show them we are show them we are show them we are *just a touch of your love is enough to knock me of my feet all week*

lets show them we are show them we are lets show them we are better *just a touch of your love just a touch of your love*

lets show them we are show them we are show them we are *just a touch of your love is enough to take control of my whole body*

lets show them we are show them we are lets show them we are better *just a touch of your love just a touch of your love*

let's show them we are let's show them we are

let's show them we are better

let's show them we are better

hey guys

so that was a cover of

The Chainssmokers 'Paris'

but also with

Little Mix 'Touch'

and

'No more sad songs'

so it was kind of a mashup

and its the first time i've ever done something like this

it was kinda..it was really fun

i really enjoyed it

if you would like to see more videos like this

then let me know down in the comments below

because i had good time doing it

and it was something different so you know

if you enjoyed it feel free to give it a like

it really does go a long way

um

comment down below if you have any other suggestions

and let me know what your favourite part of the video was

um

that'll be great and do not forget to SUBSCRIBE and turn on my post notifications

otherwise you will not be notified of when my video's goes up

and that's really sad caus i know you wanna see my face every week

*laughs*

so yeah um

don't forget to do those two things

and i will see you next week in my next video

bye

i am not afraid anymore

standing in the eye of the storm

ready to face this dying to taste this

sick sweet warmth

i am not afraid

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Viewtiful Joe- Nostalgia Trip - Duration: 1:13.

beautiful gel now what I remember about

the game is a bit haven but not to hate

if that makes sense but this is the

gamecube games that I found very

enjoyable and I place often and what I

remember some extremely weird visual

however the gameplay was phenomenal

bakula with tons of combos you can pull

off about the only thing I remember

doing this game it was a very fun

experience because of that I can't tell

you how much i love the combat in this

game the controls in combat with fluid

every which is about the only thing that

really kept me playing the games which

isn't a bad thing

all-in-all beautiful job was simple but

fine game mindlessly kick some booty

simplicity can be excellent if done

right

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lennonin loistoajatus - Duration: 0:13.

I've got a great idea

Yes?

You and I should start dating

I'm going to start dating you, I've decided

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Toriel: Who's there?

Toriel: I'll take care of you child! Come with me!

Flowey: Another one.

Papyrus: I CAN'T MISS THE CHANCE...

Papyrus: HUMAN! GIVE UP!

Monster kid: It was she!

Monster kid: Undyne the coolest!

Monster kid: There is no one who would be able to resist her!

Sans: you need a laboratory.

Sans: be ready for surprises kid.

Chara: These are just memories ...

Mettaton: We will have an excellent show!

Mettaton: Be ready beauty!

Undyne: The king fell into despair.

Undyne: I'd like to help him...

Alphys: Poor royal family ...

Sans: you reached here.

Sans: what a serious face ...

Asriel and Chara: Our memories ...

Maffet: My dream is to go to the castle! They say that everything is made of gold!

Asgore: ...?

Asgore: Finally, it's time.

Asgore: Are you ready ... child?

Gaster: The world of monsters will not give you mercy.

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Though now you may experience such fragrant color,

Alas, one day this moment will have since dispersed

I could never forgive myself wandering, not appreciating every second…

English translated by Kafka-Fuura

"Though One May Experience Such Fragrant Color, Alas For When This Moment Will Have Since Dispersed"

Once a flower proudly blossoming in full

Told me, that simply living life cannot

Distance itself from sin. While I still could not say,

These emotions I embraced, simply set my heart to dance

Though now you may experience such fragrant color,

Alas, one day this moment will have since dispersed

I had no time to hesitate, but I shrank away

With a dependent frailty and unspoilt weakness

This nightmare gently played with my heart

You, who have known weakness now

Forgave me and my longing for my other, which

Blossomed instead into courage. The beauty in each moment,

Now I know, but perhaps I found it far too late…

Though now you may experience such fragrant color,

Alas, one day this moment will have since dispersed

I wish I could devote myself fully to you, like a child

But I can not forgive your kindness; your will to love all things

Is unmeasurable, a selfish love.

Though now you may experience such fragrant color,

Alas, one day this moment will have since dispersed

Into my short memories overflow powerful emotions

O withering life, be strong, be transient

As the time of that mercilessly cruel kindness…

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"Can't help falling in love with you" by Elvis Presley [COVER] - Duration: 1:16.

Wise men say Only fools rush in

But I can't help falling in love with you Shall I stay?

Would it be a sin If I can't help falling in love with you?

Like a river flows Surely to the sea

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