Tuesday, July 11, 2017

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• From sniffing dirty panties, to bragging about being rich, the Planet Dolan crew re-enact

some of the best true stories from our subreddit most frustrating thing a housemate has ever

done," – I'm Pringle the One and today I'll be your narrator

10 – JaysonCPr21 Hellbent Hellbent's housemate invited a girl over

once and he assured Hellbent that she would be sleeping outside in her car.

She gave Hellbent a strange look, but he just shrugged it off.

In the middle of the night, Hellbent heard a noise and woke up.

It was this point he saw that his underwear drawer was wide open, and his door was open

too.

He went to investigate and saw the basement light was on.

He slowly walked towards the door and opened it, and stood in shock at what he saw.

His housemate's friend was standing butt naked, sniffing his underwear.

She ran out the house with his underwear and drove off, still naked.

He immediately told his housemate and they never heard from here again.

9 - Star_Swirls Melissa Melissa's cousin was staying at her house

for two weeks at thanksgiving so she decided to cook a tuna casserole.

She was just about to serve him a plate but he was wasn't at the table.

She looked over to see him completely naked on the couch for some reason.

When she told him to put some clothes on, he screamed 'NO!' and got up and started twerking

at her.

She was so shocked she dropped the casserole on the floor.

Apparently this was his idea of a joke.

It was pretty intense at the time but luckily she can laugh about it now.

8 – Djjd423 SweetCommando One day SweetCommando was visiting his family.

While he was out, his housemate sent him a text saying she was having a date over.

Four hours later, he sent her a text telling her he was on his way home, but she never

messaged back.

When he got back to his house, he opened the door to find his housemate and her date were

completely naked having coitus in the middle of the living room.

The room stunk of marijuana and their eyes were bright red.

He immediately went back out spent the night at a friend's house.

They never mentioned the incident again.

7 – ninetails_girl23 Snewpee Snewpee's household is generally pretty

clean, but unfortunately there's one issue.

She is the only person who cleans their dishes.

Her housemates would cook massive meals and then leave the dishes in enormous piles next

to the sink.

One day she decided enough was enough and refused to clean anyone's dishes anymore.

Instead of learning their lesson, her housemates let the pile grow so high that it almost touched

the ceiling.

So one night when her housemates got home, she screamed at them at the top of her lungs.

The dishes were always spotless after that.

6 – tinkerbell911 Doopie One year ago Doopie's housemate did something

very shocking.

She was showering and her flatmate banged on the door.

He told her to get out because it was his turn and he needed to go to work.

She finished showering as fast as she could.

He kept banging and said if she didn't get out right now he would break the door down.

She didn't think he was serious, so she kept drying herself.

Thankfully Doopie was wearing her robe because two seconds later, her impatient housemate

kicked the entire door off its hinges.

He threw her out the shower, but she had the last laugh when she had him evicted.

5 –Liutgard Honeybits Honeybits' roommate had a frustrating habit.

Her housemate would start a conversation, and then turn around and walk down the hall

to her room, assuming Honeybits could still hear her.

She even found her talking from her closet!

Honeybits asked her if she could at the very minimum, stay in the same room when they are

having a conversation from now on.

She agreed but continues to insist on having a conversation whenever Honeybits is running

water or cooking or showering.

Now she just nods, pretending she can hear her roommate whenever she mumbles under loud

noises.

4 -TheBlackAnkh SaltySquid SaltySquid was once having a furious game

of Madden with his new housemate.

He was beating his housemate in the game, and his housemate was not happy.

His face kept getting redder and redder until suddenly he leapt up and started screaming

wildly and ran to the kitchen.

He came back with a giant butcher knife and wielded it towards SaltySquid.

Luckily SaltySquid was able to defend himself until the police arrived and his housemate

was arrested for assault.

All because he was losing at Madden.

3 – LalitaDevi Pandora When Pandora moved into a new share house,

she asked her new roommate if she could split the cost of things like toilet paper.

The housemate told Pandora that she doesn't use toilet paper, she only uses her hand to

wipe and a sponge which she left on the side of the sink for #2's.

Pandora respected her choice, but couldn't help but feel sick seeing her poo-sponge sitting

next to the toilet every day.

It was especially gross when she could tell from the colour of the sponge which time of

the month it was.

2 – TheMarshmallowGamer Nixxiom Last year Nixxiom's friend needed a place

to stay as her family was out of town, and he offered to let her stay at his house for

a week.

Over the next week, she kept shoving her fancy new laptop in Nixxiom's face, saying "shame

you can't afford one" in the most arrogant tone he had ever heard.

Nixxiom was extremely poor at the time.

She kept making relentless jokes about how poor he was until one day he grabbed her bag,

threw it outside into the rain and chucked her out after it.

She started yelling at him, but he just replied, "I might be poor, but you're homeless."

He never spoke to her again.

1 – NARRATOR'S STORY

Huge

thanks for the folks over on our Planet Dolan subreddit for submitting their stories.

We have another question for you: "What's the worst way you found out you no longer

have a romantic partner?"

Let us know in the reddit page linked below and you might be featured in a future countdown.

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T. Styles Presents: Bmore Chicks - E4 (New Black Web Series) - Duration: 17:55.

[Voice Over] It's just Baltimore baby!

[Music]

You letting them niggas use you. [Silver] You don't know nothing about me. [Charlie] And I'm not interested!

Which is why I want you and them niggas gone! You probably look at me and my

friends and make all kinds of assumptions. In the back of your mind, I'm

probably some sad ass female who lets nigga's bust off whenever they get ready.

I don't know what you and them clown ass nigga in to! I'm here because money, real

money gets me wet. And I'm here because can't nobody handle a weapon like me, not

even them. And I'm here because even if I gotta do time, I still don't mind rocking a

set of handcuffs like a Tiffany's bracelet.

In ten years, when your titties sag, your ass droops...and them niggas is dead and gone...

I want you to tell me if you still feel the same way then.

But in the meantime you need to know, I'm not letting nobody come between me

and this job! Let your homies know. You need to be careful. [Silver] Be extremely,

extremely careful.

[Music]

[Mia] So you gonna come in with us on this or nah?

[Tricey] You talking about the parties already? [Mia] Yeah!

[Tricey] I don't know I've been thinking about Charlie and the other

day I think it'll be wrong to do any illegal shit on her watch. [Asia] Look we just won't

use her floors and we'll go off her shift so that way she can't be involved. [Mia] And as

far as her being mad, we'll think of some way to make it up to her. So look, you gonna

come in with us or nah?

[Flashback - Alfie] Bitch don't tell me what was it in that

bag. I had work it and since you threw it away

you owe me. Which means you got to work it off!

[Tricey] Fuck it! Let's get this money.

[Mia & Asia] Yessss!!!

[Music]

[Charlie] Hold up...Hold Up! I thought I told you to stay off the property! [Alfie] We were just visiting- [Charlie] Ain't nobody

playing wit' you nigga! [Alfie] My bad Charlie.

We were just leaving.

[Alfie] You don't tell me what to do! Or where to go! And now you

know better!

[Charlie] You gonna wish you never put your fucking hands on me! [Alfie] Maybe, but probably not!

[Music]

[Voice Over] Get your baby girl! [Baby Crying] [Voice Over] I did not sign up for this shit today! You know my man is

coming over here what are you doing? Come get this whining ass kid! I ain't got time for this... Oh My God! Ughhhhh!

[Voice Over] Come get this damn baby!

[Tricey] What you doing in here? You gotta leave!

[Alfie] Hold up. I just wanna talk to you for minute. See how you feeling.

Look, if Charlie catches you in here again she's gonna flip. [Alfie] I'm not worried

about Charlie. I'm worried about you.[Tricey] You do know I'm married right? Am I supposed

to care? Look you gotta go. [Alfie] I'ma use the bathroom and when I come out we gonna

talk about this.

[Tricey] What, what you doing in here? [Ethan] How you sound? I'm

coming to see my wife since I can't get you on the phone. [Tricey] Ethan can we please

talk about this at home? [Tricey] Ethan! Please go home! Please...No, Ethan, I want you

out now! [Ethan] Man what's up with you? I'm not feeling how you acting! [Tricey] Look, I'm sorry it's just that

Precious and Charlie going after this new GM position and it's been crazy

'round here. [Ethan] You know what, I'ma go to the bathroom and

then I'll bounce. [Tricey] No! Ethan I want you out now! [Ethan] Okay. If our marriage don't work, remember this day.

[Alfie] That dude way too intense. Oh and uh I'll be back with that pack.

[Asia] Ethan! Can I talk to you for a sec? [Ethan] For what? [Asia] Please?

[Ethan] What? [Asia] What's going on with you and my girl? [Ethan] You mean what's going on with me and my wife?

[Asia] You know what I me- [Ethan] I'm so sick of bitches getting in the nigga business, thinking you know

the whole story just cuz you got her half! [Asia] First of all, I ain't call you out your

name. I was just- [Ethan] In your eyes I'm probably some bum ass nigga, but you don't hear 'bout the times I

rub her feet when they robbing after hours in this piss hole. [Asia] Or how you send

her mama flowers on Valentine's Day cuz she alone and how you cook dinner on

Mondays because the rooms be so nasty on the weekends, she can hardly stand up from

working so hard. [Ethan] What the fuck is this about Asia? [Asia] Look what you need to understand is

real friends like the kind your wife has will always root for y'all being

together. We want her to win and that means we want you to win too. [Ethan] The problem is

I didn't say I do to three women. I made my vow to one. Worry about your own business

before you try to creep into mine!

[Mia] New locks on our doors Ricardo really? Where I'm gonna go now? [Ricardo] My man got released

the other day. Told me he saw you with your girls and you were looking good too. Made me proud.

Ricardo, where am I gonna stay? [Ricardo] I told you what was at stake. [Mia] But you locked me out..Of our own house!

[Ricardo] If you think for one moment I won't reach across this table and snatch out your chest plate

just cuz I'm a chains.Then you don't know the nigga you married. [Mia] I, I'm sorry. You always been sorry. That's

why I come down on you the way I do. I want you to toughen up, so the street trash won't get

you. But your heart beat slow like you dead. [Mia] Please don't take your hands off my life, Ricardo I

ain't got nothing but you and my friends. [Ricardo] You don't even have them! All you got is me. You think

they won't betray you if given a chance? All you gotta do is put a little

money in the mix. It turns niggas against they own mamas. I seen it.

Do you even love me? Baby girl, that is the only reason you still alive.

Do you know what I do to niggas that don't do what I tell 'em?

I'm ready Ricardo. I'm ready to do whatever you need.

Good.

Cuz I got somebody that needs some product. And I can't trust nobody out here...Indictments falling on niggas like

raindrops. So you gonna have to get our money. You do that...And I'll allow you back into my good graces.

[Troy] Hey uhh...What you saw the other day, it's not what you think it was. [Vamp] Then what the fuck was it then

nigga? [Troy] I'm writing a book. [Vamp] I don't believe that shit.

Fuck you ain't say something about

this shit before? [Troy] Cuz Alfie don't want me writing about the shit I see- [Vamp] Then don't. [Troy] Why not?

That's my life too and I want more! [Vamp] You don't get more. You get to get money and

sell dope! And that's it! Get the fuck off me yo!

[Silver] What's going on? [Troy] I need some air.

[Silver] Hey, be careful

out there. I think Charlie hired some more off duty cops. They all over this motel

like bed bugs. So...I was thinking maybe we could go to the movie or something

[Vamp] Man I got something to do. [Silver] Like who? That bitch? [Vamp] You want me to smack the shit out you or nah?

I want you to look at me I want you to stop fucking some basic bitch who cleans

rooms just because Alfie says so. What the fuck are you talking 'bout?

I know Alfie wants you fucking these housekeepers just to keep the product

circulating. [Vamp] Look, Alfie my man but he don't control my dick. [Silver] So

you disrespecting me on purpose? [Vamp] I'm tired of telling you the same shit over and over.

You're not my girl! Step off.

[Troy] You going 'bout things the wrong way with Vamp. [Silver] What you mean? [Troy] Stop running after him!

Getting his food, cleaning his clothes. Shit like that.

Fall back...All the way back. Let him come to you.

It'll work. Trust me.

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HORRIBLE ROOMMATES #2 | Dolan True Stories - Duration: 7:30.

• From sniffing dirty panties, to bragging about being rich, the Planet Dolan crew re-enact

some of the best true stories from our subreddit most frustrating thing a housemate has ever

done," – I'm Pringle the One and today I'll be your narrator

10 – JaysonCPr21 Hellbent Hellbent's housemate invited a girl over

once and he assured Hellbent that she would be sleeping outside in her car.

She gave Hellbent a strange look, but he just shrugged it off.

In the middle of the night, Hellbent heard a noise and woke up.

It was this point he saw that his underwear drawer was wide open, and his door was open

too.

He went to investigate and saw the basement light was on.

He slowly walked towards the door and opened it, and stood in shock at what he saw.

His housemate's friend was standing butt naked, sniffing his underwear.

She ran out the house with his underwear and drove off, still naked.

He immediately told his housemate and they never heard from here again.

9 - Star_Swirls Melissa Melissa's cousin was staying at her house

for two weeks at thanksgiving so she decided to cook a tuna casserole.

She was just about to serve him a plate but he was wasn't at the table.

She looked over to see him completely naked on the couch for some reason.

When she told him to put some clothes on, he screamed 'NO!' and got up and started twerking

at her.

She was so shocked she dropped the casserole on the floor.

Apparently this was his idea of a joke.

It was pretty intense at the time but luckily she can laugh about it now.

8 – Djjd423 SweetCommando One day SweetCommando was visiting his family.

While he was out, his housemate sent him a text saying she was having a date over.

Four hours later, he sent her a text telling her he was on his way home, but she never

messaged back.

When he got back to his house, he opened the door to find his housemate and her date were

completely naked having coitus in the middle of the living room.

The room stunk of marijuana and their eyes were bright red.

He immediately went back out spent the night at a friend's house.

They never mentioned the incident again.

7 – ninetails_girl23 Snewpee Snewpee's household is generally pretty

clean, but unfortunately there's one issue.

She is the only person who cleans their dishes.

Her housemates would cook massive meals and then leave the dishes in enormous piles next

to the sink.

One day she decided enough was enough and refused to clean anyone's dishes anymore.

Instead of learning their lesson, her housemates let the pile grow so high that it almost touched

the ceiling.

So one night when her housemates got home, she screamed at them at the top of her lungs.

The dishes were always spotless after that.

6 – tinkerbell911 Doopie One year ago Doopie's housemate did something

very shocking.

She was showering and her flatmate banged on the door.

He told her to get out because it was his turn and he needed to go to work.

She finished showering as fast as she could.

He kept banging and said if she didn't get out right now he would break the door down.

She didn't think he was serious, so she kept drying herself.

Thankfully Doopie was wearing her robe because two seconds later, her impatient housemate

kicked the entire door off its hinges.

He threw her out the shower, but she had the last laugh when she had him evicted.

5 –Liutgard Honeybits Honeybits' roommate had a frustrating habit.

Her housemate would start a conversation, and then turn around and walk down the hall

to her room, assuming Honeybits could still hear her.

She even found her talking from her closet!

Honeybits asked her if she could at the very minimum, stay in the same room when they are

having a conversation from now on.

She agreed but continues to insist on having a conversation whenever Honeybits is running

water or cooking or showering.

Now she just nods, pretending she can hear her roommate whenever she mumbles under loud

noises.

4 -TheBlackAnkh SaltySquid SaltySquid was once having a furious game

of Madden with his new housemate.

He was beating his housemate in the game, and his housemate was not happy.

His face kept getting redder and redder until suddenly he leapt up and started screaming

wildly and ran to the kitchen.

He came back with a giant butcher knife and wielded it towards SaltySquid.

Luckily SaltySquid was able to defend himself until the police arrived and his housemate

was arrested for assault.

All because he was losing at Madden.

3 – LalitaDevi Pandora When Pandora moved into a new share house,

she asked her new roommate if she could split the cost of things like toilet paper.

The housemate told Pandora that she doesn't use toilet paper, she only uses her hand to

wipe and a sponge which she left on the side of the sink for #2's.

Pandora respected her choice, but couldn't help but feel sick seeing her poo-sponge sitting

next to the toilet every day.

It was especially gross when she could tell from the colour of the sponge which time of

the month it was.

2 – TheMarshmallowGamer Nixxiom Last year Nixxiom's friend needed a place

to stay as her family was out of town, and he offered to let her stay at his house for

a week.

Over the next week, she kept shoving her fancy new laptop in Nixxiom's face, saying "shame

you can't afford one" in the most arrogant tone he had ever heard.

Nixxiom was extremely poor at the time.

She kept making relentless jokes about how poor he was until one day he grabbed her bag,

threw it outside into the rain and chucked her out after it.

She started yelling at him, but he just replied, "I might be poor, but you're homeless."

He never spoke to her again.

1 – NARRATOR'S STORY

Huge

thanks for the folks over on our Planet Dolan subreddit for submitting their stories.

We have another question for you: "What's the worst way you found out you no longer

have a romantic partner?"

Let us know in the reddit page linked below and you might be featured in a future countdown.

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[Voice Over] It's just Baltimore baby!

[Music]

You letting them niggas use you. [Silver] You don't know nothing about me. [Charlie] And I'm not interested!

Which is why I want you and them niggas gone! You probably look at me and my

friends and make all kinds of assumptions. In the back of your mind, I'm

probably some sad ass female who lets nigga's bust off whenever they get ready.

I don't know what you and them clown ass nigga in to! I'm here because money, real

money gets me wet. And I'm here because can't nobody handle a weapon like me, not

even them. And I'm here because even if I gotta do time, I still don't mind rocking a

set of handcuffs like a Tiffany's bracelet.

In ten years, when your titties sag, your ass droops...and them niggas is dead and gone...

I want you to tell me if you still feel the same way then.

But in the meantime you need to know, I'm not letting nobody come between me

and this job! Let your homies know. You need to be careful. [Silver] Be extremely,

extremely careful.

[Music]

[Mia] So you gonna come in with us on this or nah?

[Tricey] You talking about the parties already? [Mia] Yeah!

[Tricey] I don't know I've been thinking about Charlie and the other

day I think it'll be wrong to do any illegal shit on her watch. [Asia] Look we just won't

use her floors and we'll go off her shift so that way she can't be involved. [Mia] And as

far as her being mad, we'll think of some way to make it up to her. So look, you gonna

come in with us or nah?

[Flashback - Alfie] Bitch don't tell me what was it in that

bag. I had work it and since you threw it away

you owe me. Which means you got to work it off!

[Tricey] Fuck it! Let's get this money.

[Mia & Asia] Yessss!!!

[Music]

[Charlie] Hold up...Hold Up! I thought I told you to stay off the property! [Alfie] We were just visiting- [Charlie] Ain't nobody

playing wit' you nigga! [Alfie] My bad Charlie.

We were just leaving.

[Alfie] You don't tell me what to do! Or where to go! And now you

know better!

[Charlie] You gonna wish you never put your fucking hands on me! [Alfie] Maybe, but probably not!

[Music]

[Voice Over] Get your baby girl! [Baby Crying] [Voice Over] I did not sign up for this shit today! You know my man is

coming over here what are you doing? Come get this whining ass kid! I ain't got time for this... Oh My God! Ughhhhh!

[Voice Over] Come get this damn baby!

[Tricey] What you doing in here? You gotta leave!

[Alfie] Hold up. I just wanna talk to you for minute. See how you feeling.

Look, if Charlie catches you in here again she's gonna flip. [Alfie] I'm not worried

about Charlie. I'm worried about you.[Tricey] You do know I'm married right? Am I supposed

to care? Look you gotta go. [Alfie] I'ma use the bathroom and when I come out we gonna

talk about this.

[Tricey] What, what you doing in here? [Ethan] How you sound? I'm

coming to see my wife since I can't get you on the phone. [Tricey] Ethan can we please

talk about this at home? [Tricey] Ethan! Please go home! Please...No, Ethan, I want you

out now! [Ethan] Man what's up with you? I'm not feeling how you acting! [Tricey] Look, I'm sorry it's just that

Precious and Charlie going after this new GM position and it's been crazy

'round here. [Ethan] You know what, I'ma go to the bathroom and

then I'll bounce. [Tricey] No! Ethan I want you out now! [Ethan] Okay. If our marriage don't work, remember this day.

[Alfie] That dude way too intense. Oh and uh I'll be back with that pack.

[Asia] Ethan! Can I talk to you for a sec? [Ethan] For what? [Asia] Please?

[Ethan] What? [Asia] What's going on with you and my girl? [Ethan] You mean what's going on with me and my wife?

[Asia] You know what I me- [Ethan] I'm so sick of bitches getting in the nigga business, thinking you know

the whole story just cuz you got her half! [Asia] First of all, I ain't call you out your

name. I was just- [Ethan] In your eyes I'm probably some bum ass nigga, but you don't hear 'bout the times I

rub her feet when they robbing after hours in this piss hole. [Asia] Or how you send

her mama flowers on Valentine's Day cuz she alone and how you cook dinner on

Mondays because the rooms be so nasty on the weekends, she can hardly stand up from

working so hard. [Ethan] What the fuck is this about Asia? [Asia] Look what you need to understand is

real friends like the kind your wife has will always root for y'all being

together. We want her to win and that means we want you to win too. [Ethan] The problem is

I didn't say I do to three women. I made my vow to one. Worry about your own business

before you try to creep into mine!

[Mia] New locks on our doors Ricardo really? Where I'm gonna go now? [Ricardo] My man got released

the other day. Told me he saw you with your girls and you were looking good too. Made me proud.

Ricardo, where am I gonna stay? [Ricardo] I told you what was at stake. [Mia] But you locked me out..Of our own house!

[Ricardo] If you think for one moment I won't reach across this table and snatch out your chest plate

just cuz I'm a chains.Then you don't know the nigga you married. [Mia] I, I'm sorry. You always been sorry. That's

why I come down on you the way I do. I want you to toughen up, so the street trash won't get

you. But your heart beat slow like you dead. [Mia] Please don't take your hands off my life, Ricardo I

ain't got nothing but you and my friends. [Ricardo] You don't even have them! All you got is me. You think

they won't betray you if given a chance? All you gotta do is put a little

money in the mix. It turns niggas against they own mamas. I seen it.

Do you even love me? Baby girl, that is the only reason you still alive.

Do you know what I do to niggas that don't do what I tell 'em?

I'm ready Ricardo. I'm ready to do whatever you need.

Good.

Cuz I got somebody that needs some product. And I can't trust nobody out here...Indictments falling on niggas like

raindrops. So you gonna have to get our money. You do that...And I'll allow you back into my good graces.

[Troy] Hey uhh...What you saw the other day, it's not what you think it was. [Vamp] Then what the fuck was it then

nigga? [Troy] I'm writing a book. [Vamp] I don't believe that shit.

Fuck you ain't say something about

this shit before? [Troy] Cuz Alfie don't want me writing about the shit I see- [Vamp] Then don't. [Troy] Why not?

That's my life too and I want more! [Vamp] You don't get more. You get to get money and

sell dope! And that's it! Get the fuck off me yo!

[Silver] What's going on? [Troy] I need some air.

[Silver] Hey, be careful

out there. I think Charlie hired some more off duty cops. They all over this motel

like bed bugs. So...I was thinking maybe we could go to the movie or something

[Vamp] Man I got something to do. [Silver] Like who? That bitch? [Vamp] You want me to smack the shit out you or nah?

I want you to look at me I want you to stop fucking some basic bitch who cleans

rooms just because Alfie says so. What the fuck are you talking 'bout?

I know Alfie wants you fucking these housekeepers just to keep the product

circulating. [Vamp] Look, Alfie my man but he don't control my dick. [Silver] So

you disrespecting me on purpose? [Vamp] I'm tired of telling you the same shit over and over.

You're not my girl! Step off.

[Troy] You going 'bout things the wrong way with Vamp. [Silver] What you mean? [Troy] Stop running after him!

Getting his food, cleaning his clothes. Shit like that.

Fall back...All the way back. Let him come to you.

It'll work. Trust me.

[Music]

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Farming Simulator 17 Valtra T FL And Väderstad Carrier 820 - Duration: 10:15.

HI GUYS !!!! Welcome to Farming Simulator 17 Mods Channel in this video I will show You a New Amazing Tractor and a Cultivator.

Valtra T FL Front Loader 6 Engine Setup 10 Wheel Setup ( HAVE FRONT AND REAR TRACK) 10 Design Setup Colorable Body And rims

IC CONTROL SPACE Illuminated Dash Change Driving Direction LEFT CTRL + B KEY

Really Nice Tractor

Väderstad Carrier 820 8m Working Width 19Km/h Working Speed

One minute to do one task

So niceee!!!

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Ani ni Tsukeru Kusuri wa Nai! Review - Duration: 2:40.

Hello and welcome to my Ani ni Tsukeru Kusuri wa Nai! Review.

Ani ni Tsukeru is an anime about a brother and sister that don't want to

fuck each other.

WHAT!?

That's impossible, it can't be!

Bakana!

Masaka!

Sakana!

But no, it be, and I too was as shocked as you are when I heard about this anime.

I was reading the description and thinking hahaha yeah right I give it three episodes

tops until the little sister starts tsundere'ing her way into her brother's pants.

But I was wrong.

Ani ni Tsukeru is the first anime I've seen that portrays a normal sibling relationship,

and that's what I've always wanted.

It's a comedy anime with each episode being about 3 minutes long, so there's not much

plot although there is a certain plot-point that gets used throughout the anime involving

the little sister's crush, and no, before you can even ask, it's not her brother and

thank god for that.

The comedy is pretty on point and touches on things anyone can relate to, like sharing

food with your family and how that never goes right.

As for the characters, the older brother is a weakling and a wimp but he really cares

for his sister.

Often his caring leads to him getting beat up but that's the price you gotta pay as

a doting big brother, I relate 100%.

The little sister is the tomboy type with some scary power but also has a cute, girly

side.

Then there're the side characters that pop up here and there and they're all quite

funny.

Next up, the animations.

It's a short gag anime so you can't expect amazing visuals but I think they did a good

job here.

The art looks clean and the characters are very…expressive at times.

The music isn't memorable but the opening song is quite nice.

The voice acting though is top notch, every character matches their voice and I find them

strangely pleasant to listen to.

So overall, Ani ni Tsukeru Kusuri wa Nai is a decent comedy anime that fills a niche I've

desperately wanted for a long time.

To be honest, I made this video to try and spread the word that such an anime even exists,

and hopefully this'll get a few more people into this show.

And as for the score, I give it a very solid

7/10.

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Pike Fishing at Sparrow - Ep.11 - Duration: 5:13.

Good morning! We're on Sparrow Lake today chasing around some Pike.

Is this a flashback to Loon part 2? Attack of the Loon....

"Oh that's the loon! I thought that was a big pike!

Get out of here loon!"

Sparrow Lake, I hate you.

I hate this lake.

I really do.

No bloody fish in this lake.

No Pike, No Bass

It's good for Walleye though

I'll give Sparrow Lake that one.

Walleye you can catch all day!

Here's the update

No pike... just a little sunfish.

But that being said...

I'm pretty excited to catch it on

the freedom tackle.

I love this bait! Just waiting for the Pike to hit it

Maybe even a walleye.

Alright it's update time!

Boy! Do I hate this lake.

DAVE!

Why did you want to come to this lake? There's no fish in this lake.

So what you're looking at is millions of mayflies, dead

on the surface

Some of the problems you run into is that

fish are feeding on this.

UGGGGGHHHH!

Finally... Way to go Daniel!!

So I know we've said this many times before

but we've been

out here... lets say 6:30,

it's now 11:30... 5

hours of fishing without a bite.

Keep at it. They will turn around, they will eat. Just keep at it.

Have that confidence that they will eat.

Alrigggghht.... fish on!

Dave's hooked up with one.

Surprised. The guys have been crushing me

every week.

Finally on the board.

Took a long time but I did it!

And I'm soaked.

So today we managed 4 pike in the boat.

Lot of mayflies on the water.

Perhaps they were eating those.

We located the weeds.

Went back to the spots we've tried this morning

and sure enough they were there.

Guys, make sure you

hammer those spots again, always go back to certain spots that you know that

you've caught fish, or you know that they're there.

For pike fishing, always

try to find those thick weeds, the healthy green ones and you will catch fish.

That's all for today's episode, we're the fishing finatics... stay tuned

for our next episode at Rice Lake!

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The Swamp Is Draining! President Trump Fires 500 Employees From An Agency, Saves Taxpayers A Bundle - Duration: 2:55.

Some veterans, especially the individuals who are significantly much older, require

a great deal more cataclysmic care and normal visits.

The administration, as we are generally very much aware, is not the best association with

regards to… well, association.

The Veterans Administration is to the corporate world what a lemonade stand is to a Dunkin

Donuts.

President Trump had guaranteed amid his campaign more than once that he would locate a productive

approach to take care of the issues related to the Veterans Administration, regardless

of the possibility that it came down to firing the part and beginning once again.

Maybe many took him to be talking allegorically, however it appears that he was dead genuine,

in light of the fact that Trump has quite recently fired 500 government workers in the

VA.

From The Blaze:

A new report says more than 500 employees have been fired at the agency, and another

200 have been suspended.

The Daily Caller reported on the statistics released by the Department because of Veterans

Affairs Secretary David Shulkin as part of their commitment to transparency.

"Those disciplined include 22 senior leaders, more than 70 nurses, 14 police officers, and

25 physicians," it was reported.

Trump repeated his promise constantly during his campaign that he would fix the scandalous

reports from the Veterans Affairs offices.

In July during his presidential campaign last year, then-candidate Trump promised "we

will never allow any veteran to suffer or die waiting for care."

While some VA offices provide admirable care to our military, others have been crippled

with inefficiency and incompetence to such a degree that they were accused of causing

deaths among those seeking health care.

Conservative critics of the Veterans Affairs Office have advocated for a free-market-based

solution where those veterans seeking medical assistance would be given a voucher to arrange

for their own health care rather than having to be channeled into government-provided care.

Shulkin has indicated that he wants to seek private industry solutions to the problems

of the care that the government provides to veterans.

The stunning thing about this is the manner by which the Left-wing media has responded

to this with a major yawn.

Some have even communicated shock at how these poor laborers will now need to battle for

themselves in a consistent employment advertise where the advantages and the compensation

is a great deal less.

It's insane how another president with an alternate point of view on this entire chaos

that is the Veterans Administration can enter the shred, figure out what the issue is with

some sleuthing, lastly develop with a working intend to settle the issues.

All while sparing a huge amount of citizen cash!

What do you think about this?

Do not hesitate and write your thoughts in the comment section below.

Please share this news and tell us what you think.

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Who said we were being productive? - Duration: 0:47.

[humming]

[gets hit by door]

Ow.

Oh. What's this?

Huh.

Huh, what does this do?

[plugs in device]

[turns on device]

[sets dials for voltage and current]

Oh.

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Yakuza Zero karaoke - Rouge of Love with English subtitles - Duration: 2:27.

(Oooooooh, Rouge of Love!)

(Everybody say Rouge of Love!)

(Red-coloured Rouge of Love)

Such a cheap thing

A fragile plastic woman

(Come on baby!)

dressed up in fakes

(Love whoo!)

relying on cosmetics

for that baby face

(Pretty face)

Men, love, the past,

(Me too!)

I throw them all away like tissues

(Just like trash)

My trembling lips (My trembling lips)

covered in red lipstick

(Oh Rouge of Love!)

Greedy neon

(Oh Rouge of Love!)

has started to corrupt my heart

(Come take my heart)

Like a farmed fish

(Freely)

swimming in the dark

(Oh Rouge of Love!)

I've started to suit

(Oh Rouge of Love!)

these stiff, flashy clothes

(Come take my heart)

They scraped against my skin

(To your heart)

and Rouge of Love soaked in

(Everybody say Rouge of Love!)

(Lalalalalala Rouge of Love!)

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What we really mean when we talk to people - Duration: 3:29.

Hey , today I'll be talking about what I think we really mean when we talk to people

at stores . And at the very end I have a special segment

for recently doubling my sub count.

(intro music) There are so many people we who talk to everyday

that we don't really mean what we say when we

talk to them.

Like at the DMV "how are you/" "good and you ?" "I

am also good ." When here's what we really mean.

"I hate you personally ." " I feel terrible 'cuz I'm at the DMV."

" I hate everybody!

That's why I work at the dmv !" Anyway you get point so here's the rest

. hey

Hey have you read / watched the last weird artisy

book/short film / thing I recommended to you ?

No, because there was some detail about it you got wrong .

no trust me I didn't, and I can't believe you actually listen to me I always thought

these conversations we have were just to avoid awkward an silence

. No you're wrong and I'll look it up prove

to you how wrong you are so I may feel superior .

(typing sounds) Oh you were right ...

Yeah it's really great.

I'll change the subject to avoid farther embarrassment.

have you seen/heard the new thing by that band I think you like?

OH HELLS TO THE FUCK NO I hate them . You always talk about how much you like them

every time you come here . You're thinking of someone else .

I'm not , you must have a really bad memory .

That's not me ! You are thinking of someone !

First off I'm pretty that sure that's you I always talk to about that band second

I have finished ringing you up , so you can stop hitting on me now

. I am not hitting on you , I understand why

you think I am though .Subtext Every guy I see talk to you flirts with you

because your nice , so I'm drawing out the conversation to

try to show you I'm just trying to be friendly but I end up seeming creepy and desperate

. Please Leave now

I will Instead of ending on an end card I thought

I would start ending these videos with animation tests I've

been doing because I've been working on some short films and other more serious animation

projects and I thought this would be a fun way to share

my progress.

Anyway I hope you enjoy them and thanks to the new sub !

(soft ambient music )

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Captioning YouTube videos shouldn't suck - Duration: 3:57.

Hello, this is Yahweasel.

Captioning videos sucks.

It's slow, it's laborious, and it's incredibly dull.

To YouTube's credit, they built an excellent suite of captioning tools.

Not only do they provide a decent live captioning editor, but they provide transcription-based

captioning, so you can enter text with no timing information and it will determine the

timing based on the audio.

This makes captioning as simple as transcribing, but that's still quite laborious, and very,

very boring.

On the other hand, YouTube's automatic captions are actually quite good.

YouTube's voice transcription is, of course, second to none, so it correctly transcribes

at least 90% of English words.

The problem with automatic captions is twofold: first, while it transcribes words quite well,

it has no sense of grammar whatsoever, so the transcription lacks any punctuation.

As it turns out, adding punctuation to text in a normal text editor is only marginally

easier than writing it from scratch.

Second, while it's possible to use YouTube's caption editor to correct problems with automatic

captions, it's really difficult to make significant changes.

The irony here is that YouTube has solved 90% of the problem of making it easy to caption

videos, but they've failed to connect these tools in a useful way.

What you're seeing is my attempt at this connection.

This tool is a punctuation editor.

It allows you to edit the punctuation of text much faster than a standard text editor would,

by moving one word at a time and intelligently interpreting punctuation characters.

As you can see, it makes it easy to turn unstructured text into a perfect transcription.

To make it useful for editing YouTube captions, I've added a simple loader for the automatically-generated

caption files YouTube can output, and a YouTube player.

With it, I can easily add punctuation to the transcription while I listen to the video,

in real time.

When a word is wrong, I can switch to a normal text editing mode, and the video pauses while

I correct the problematic word or phrase.

Once I'm done, I simply copy-and-paste this text into YouTube's own transcription-based

captioning tool, and I'm done.

Using this tool, I've captioned dozens of videos on my channel.

It's really not hard.

If you're seeing this video and would like to use this tool, it's available at yahweasel.com/punctuate.

However, caveat emptor, I provide no documentation.

You see, the purpose of this video is not to advertise this tool, but to appeal, fruitlessly,

to YouTube.

YouTube, please steal this.

If not this exact code, then at least the idea.

You're not going to crack the problem of automatic punctuation anytime soon, but you don't provide

the tools to do manual punctuation without doing everything else manually as well.

You built 90% of what's necessary to make captioning trivial, but not connected them

together in a useful way.

There's simply no reason that captioning videos should suck so much.

Thanks for watching, cheers from Yahweasel.

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Anna Griffin Xyron Adhesive Runner Bundle - Duration: 4:57.

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Breaking: Germany Demands Immediate Prosecution of Obama | Top Stories Today - Duration: 2:00.

The news lately have been flooded with former president Obama's illegal acts, finally

catching up to him.

As reported, he's been wiretapping President Trump during the presidential elections, as

well as everyone else who he deemed "dangerous."

There is a lot of evidence proving that he actually did all of that.

His back's against the wall.

There are even rumors of a soon-to-be-raised lawsuit against him for everything he's

done in the past 8 years, with a highlight on the surveillance issue.

A new report, suggests that he's got a lot more to worry about, since he's caught up

in not just wiretapping the president.

As reported by WikiLeaks, he even spied on foreign countries, one of them being Germany.

It was leaked that the CIA "used the German facility of Frankfurt as the hacking base,

for their clandestine activities," reports USA Newsflash.

And Germany reacts swiftly, requesting an immediate investigation and prosecution of

Obama.

"The documents published by Wikileaks reveal that the CIA used Frankfurt as a remote hacking

base for the clandestine activities.

The top secret CIA unit the German city as the main starting point for a number of attacks

all over Europe, China and the Middle East."

As the chief prosecutor of Germany stated, the files released by WikiLeaks "warranted

the investigation."

How sad for Obama.

His legacy, that he so hoped to protect, is long destroyed, and his real problem is just

getting started.

The "do what you want" tactic while in office has served him quite a trouble, and

quite a long list of lawsuits.

There must be someone accountable for all the criminal acts done in the past 8 years.

And we already have a good guess of who that might by.

What do you think about this?

Do not hesitate and write your thoughts in the comment section below.

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Man Who Allegedly Saved Boy From River Had Help - Duration: 3:57.

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Julia Child's Beef Bourguignon - Duration: 17:44.

come on you little suckers I need it right now

hi everyone my name is Alexandra Napoli and this is health coach TV today we are

making a classic French recipe made famous by Julia Child

it is beef bourguignon beef bourguignon is something that I've been having since I was

a kid because I'm super fancy my dad makes it all the time and so he actually

sent me pictures of the Julia Child recipe book and he got like 30 years ago

at least because that's how old I am oh god this is gonna be like a rift on

Julia Child beef bourguignon I hope that you like it let's get to it okay

the first thing that we need to do is boil bacon sounds really weird that's

what the recipes says to do so that's what I'm going to do the recipe

said to cut them into strips then they are going into my pan I'm going to turn

that up really really high I'm going to put this in and now we need to do four

cups of water seems like an aggressive amount of water okay so for the first

time in my life I'm boiling bacon so next up I've got my beef so much beef

this is 3 pounds of stewing beef you're supposed to cut it into 2-inch cubes mine

already came cut some of them really small something really big that's just

what's happening the reason I have them on this rack a month or two ago I aged

dried some beef so I figured let's do that again so the age drying crisp it up

what the recipe does note is that you want the beef to be really dry you want

to Pat it dry with a paper towel this this is very dry but what I am going to

do really quickly is cut some of the bigger pieces into smaller pieces so

that they're all about the same so I really don't like meat to touch anything

I don't even want to touch it so it's basically like having like a little

mine cutting board whose sole purpose is meat

come to me something's happening in there like nothing has happened yet but I feel

like I've done so much potentially potentially so in a little while I'm

going to need this carrot to be peeled maybe I should be like so for all this

basically you already need an onion in the carrot now in part two we're going

to make mushrooms and onions fancily that are going to go into this too but

the actual stew cooks for like four hours without any of that stuff in it so it's

going to be a two hairdo kind of to show I Think the point of a boiling the bacon is to get the

smoky flavor out of it maybe maybe maybe because it smells smoky like

bacon okay I turned the heat down to medium has it been 10 minutes yet yeah sure it has so I'm going to

drain my bacon that's gonna hang out now I can cook the beef olive oil like a

pretty generous amount now while you're cooking the beef you want to make sure

that none of the beef is actually touching each other so that's why you

have to do it in a couple of batches because you want all the beef to be like

nicely browned all on its own these pieces are so tiny teeny tiny too

I want to see how long these a little bits take

so this is like browned so I'm going to have third degree burns all the way up my arm

by the time this is over so because of pieces are so tiny they're

actually cooking really quickly here's a tip when you're putting the beef the top

make it like a clock put your first piece second piece third piece

so that when you're flipping it you know where to start or which one

one went in first so you want to put the beef around so that all the sides of it get

brown taking our weird little once the beef out god this would just be easier

if I brought this closer to me now you don't want to scratch out the bottom

just yet you're going to scratch out the bottom when we make the sauce what you do

want to do is add a little bit more oil just in case and then do you next batch

I'm gonna make it bigger batch girl your batch is so big I'm trying to pick out

all equal size pieces of beef so that they all cook kind of about the same

time 13 went from 8 to 13 so much faster and there's still plenty of

room in there that none of them are touching put in like a million years

when the beef is done cooking I'm gonna need this carrot I need you carrot it says

slice the carrot how I'm legit just gonna make that you know some reasonably sized

slices all that's happening in my head right now is the soundtrack of The

Beauty and the Beast now we're gonna cut up this onion I'm gonna cut it in half

like my regular typical dice that I always do the other thing I need to prep

is some garlic and by some I mean I lot no garlic left behind

oh that onion is coming to kick me in the face so I believe that that works

the reason that your eyes hurt from onions is that there's a gas coming off

them then the gas burns your eyes so by covering them you're kind of stopping

the gas flow all right so I'm just super awkwardly getting the skins off my

garlic if this particular portion of the video looks a little bit different than

the other one it's because I had to switch to my iPhone because my camera

wasn't working or they was stressing me out so let's finish all my meat is out

the bottom of a pan looks kind of dirty it's like yucky technically speaking you

can make your whole stew in there or you can do it I'm going to do which is just

put some beef broth haha I had to read it into there get it nice and hot

and boiling and then trying to scrape it down because there's a lot of flavor in

this blackness which you don't necessarily want to lose

I'm going to kind of burn off a little bit of it deliciousness at the bottom so

that I can transfer it over it's my other pan pots pans pot which is

actually what I'm going to cook it in new pot medium high lets do this boiled

bacon technically speaking we were supposed to do this in that pan before

we cooked the beef so the instructions were to cook the bacon until it's crispy

so still cooking meat here's the the beef this beef stew is very stressful so full

of stress this stew no most of life's problems can be fixed with a glass of wine

I don't know where to look on this thing do I look there or do I look there

like I can't tell if this looks right when I'm looking here hey right hey hey

girl hey take can't control these shoulders that's the wine talking I'm going to put

together the liquid so that it's all ready to go when it needs to be 3 cups

of red wine we also need 2 to 3 cups of beef stock beef broth oh it smells

really weird that is not a fine bouquet of wine bacon is happening bacon is pretty

crispy slotted spoon so you want to drain off the excess fat with your slotted

spoon and then add it to your beef that stuff got crispy drain your excess fat

back on the stove onion carrot garlic salt pepper spoon calm the fuck down

so the recipe didn't specifically say how long to cook this for it just said saute let me double check that

aw I can't even check the recipe because it's on my phone which is recording I

really apologize Julia Child may she rest in peace but

once she hears about this she is not gonna be peacefully resting I'm gonna add

in my weird little brown mixture I'm gonna add in my funky smelling wine

mixture I'm gonna add in all my meat products

give it a mix I'm going to add in the fresh thyme thyme is really frustrating

because all the leaves are so teeny-tiny ya get all that tiny goodness out of

there I was supposed to add a bay leaf but I can't find my container of bay

leaf no not gonna have one I missed a whole step what you're supposed to do

take the meat cover it in flour put it in the over for 4 minuets take it out mix it around

put it in the oven for 4 minutes and then put all the liquid on and I got way too excited

I didn't want to add flour anyway so screw it

my tip was gonna be if you want to be gluten free and not use flour

apparently potato starch is a good alternative but I'll never know all

never know oh I need 1 tablespoon of tomato paste man that's about right see

a little bit more of this I don't know why just feel like I want to I've got my

plenty hot creuset hmm yeah

let's just not burn my whole life down like that let's not do that it's

happening I don't know if I thought this through seems to be working though

yeah I like this so much better already I am no longer annoyed with you stew

you're doing great things here and you look so beautiful I can't be mad okay

things are looking up here people as you can see this is this amazing right

now I'm gonna put the lid on it and I'm going to put it in the over

be careful it's really heavy we did it we did it whoo-hoo-hoo it's in

the oven it needs like three to four hours three or four check it at 3 and see

what's up then tomorrow we're going to make the onions and mushrooms were going

to put all the other ingredients and it's going to be a delicious meal stop come back okay you ladies and

gentlemen it's time for beef stew part two this is what we have so far I took

it out of the oven at like midnight and then put it into the fridge where it's

been chilling for like a day it looks really good I'm going to put this back

in the oven to get it back up to like hot and then we're going to add the

onions and the mushrooms which we also have to do some fancy stuff with so let's get

started my oven is set to 325 my oven is set

to 250 these are called pearl onions I bought these in a freezer bag so you

have to defrost them and then drain them so a lot of the water gets out now we're

going to cook them in a regular frying pan take a little bit of butter I'm

using ghee instead I never know how much to use I should probably read the instructions

I'm not going to I have that at like a medium heat then we're going to also add

some olive oil the olive oil stops the butter from burning which is it a

problem with ghee so this is just like a flavor thing again once it's all melted

I'll add my onions we're going to saute it for a little bit

it and we're going to add some stock and then we're going to simmer it for

like 40 minutes well this heats up I'm going to start

cutting up my mushrooms 15 ounces of mushrooms okay into here

I don't know how big mushrooms are supposed to be I don't think I want the

mushrooms to be bigger than the beef so it's coating them all with a little bit

of the oil there supposed to brown I don't know if that's actually gonna happen mushrooms

are also something that cooks down a lot they lose a lot of their volume when the

water gets out of them I think I want to make you smaller so

I'm just going to really un-scientifically cut them up what was the

thing about everything being the same size so that it all cooks at the same time I can't remember

what that was exactly are you guys browning no still totally white I'm

going to add salt pepper so before I put the liquid in there and let it simmer I'm

going to get together a bunch of parsley and some very old time if you have fresh

thyme go with that if not don't so go back to the good old standby dry

thyme them I'm gonna get the parsley and just put it on top have a cup of

beef stock put a lid on it that's what my husband says to me every day I gotta put

it on the back burner I want it to simmer because it's supposed to simmer for

like five minutes now I'm going to do a mushroom butter I'm gonna have to cook

my mushrooms in batches if you over crowd the pan you end up steaming the

mushrooms instead of sauteing them so you want there to be like a little bit

of room between your mushrooms all right let's see how much I can get in here

that's probably enough so the mushrooms are going to cook for like four to seven

minutes salt pepper so that's what they look

like they smell amazing I'm just going to put them into my dish

a little bit more butter I'm going to do that all over see you own these are done

alright guys in the never ending saga that is this beef bourguignon there's still so much left to do

it's looking and smelling really good though so I'm hopeful that this is going

to be awesome check out this bad boy we're going to put the whole thing

through a strainer into a sauce pot and we're going to thicken the sauce I'm doing

it like this just just so I don't get some crazy splash back at first but then I am

going to pick this up and pour the whole thing so now this is drained I'm going to

add my meat back into the dish so then this which is basically like a delicious

broth it's going to toss the oven and we're going to bring it up to a boil

then we're going to take our delicious mushrooms and add them to our meat now

we also have our onions grab the parsley and just throw that out then we're going

to add all the onions some of them got Browned someone's got brown on the bottom

this looks so nice Wow I made stew guys now at this point

you may remember that I forgot to add the thickener now I could add it here

let's try this is a trick my mom gave me when I used to be in charge of making

gravy for Christmas dinner so you would take your flour and put it into a jar

and then you add a little bit of water and then you shake it up the recipe

calls for two tablespoons so I'm gonna have another one this is potato search

by the way which is a gluten free alternative to flour when you're trying

to thicken a sauce so this now we have milky potato liquid so we're going to

add this to our stew and bring it to a boil the reason that you put it in the

water so that you don't get clumps of starch in your gravy because it's

really hard to get them out so you want to start with something smooth and silky

so that it just naturally disappears so into the gravy and kind of mixing so

it's thickened up almost immediately because of the cornstarch

but we're just going to bring it to a boil we want some of the water to burn

off evaporation speaking of evaporation did you see that

they just named a bunch of new cloud types it's way thicker now like check

this bad boy out viscous that's the word that's coming to my mind it's definitely way

way way way way thicker than it was before I added the cornstarch so that's

awesome add your thickened gravy back to your stew

all of it for immediate serving cover the casserole and simmer for 2 to 3 minutes

basting the meat and vegetables with the sauce several times well it's just like

in the sauce ok so we think I'm done I think I'm really fucking done so here we

have it this is beef bourguignon care of Julia Child's classic Art of French

Cooking recipe classic because it's a pain in the ass but this is gonna be

really good I'm excited to serve it to my guests you can serve this with any

kind of potato a boiled potato I'm going to be serving it with mashed potatoes if

you want the recipe to that be sure to click on this other link you could also

have it with noodles or just by itself this is so good you're gonna love this

this is one of my favorite home time dishes thanks for joining me here on health

coach TV as always it's been a pleasure cooking with you I hope that you've

enjoyed this recipe if you did be sure to give me a like and thumbs up all

my links for Instagram Facebook social things like that are in the comments below i

have a link to the full Julia Child's recipes will be available you know

that's also going to be really annoying and take me a lot of time you're killing

me Julia that's all for health coach TV have an awesome night

thank god it's finally over

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How to fix invalid translation data settings for your YouTube download 2017

my name is Darren Burch. Sorry about the noise in the background of what the windows open

it's very very very very hot at the moment so what the windows open to let

some fresh air in okay the first thing women we're gonna do is well the first

thing I'm gonna do is introduce myself my name is Darren Burch and if you like

my material please subscribe me and follow me on youtube

alright if you want to see more hit the notification bell there alright so now I

was having problems translating some of my English words into another language

on the settings on YouTube when I was doing the video download alright so we

go into my YouTube settings here and here's a video that I've already got

uploaded alright something interesting about New Zealand and here it's got

translations right so we hit that

alright so I want to translate this English part here hoping here into a

different language alright and but further down you can see all the

different languages I'm gonna choose Turkish because it's by second-highest

alright so what I'm gonna do here I sometimes I do German and Spanish

whatever but at the moment I do Turkish right that's what I do is I come over

here and I select a new language and I choose Turkish there we go

alright the next thing I'm going to do is select this here copy

alright I can't put it in there at the moment because it's not being translated

into a different language so what I do now you go to a different browser and

I'm going to type in English into Turkish here you go there we go and so

what I do now is I'll paste what I just copied

into here and it's translated into there all right so I do now as I copy that go

back to my YouTube settings and I'll paste it into there okay there we go

sometimes it's good to go back and just check to make sure that what you've

written or what they've translated for you is correct what am i doing we do is

hit this little button here and we'll translate this to push back into English

at the moment says something interesting about New Zealand by Darren Burch so we

click over interesting things about New Zealand Darren Burch well that's okay I

can live with that but sometimes it can mean something

different and you can fix it by going back to your original and just change

you some of your texts and toys sounds right cuts good sometimes it can sound

quite odd or have some words it doesn't make sense

all right so we'll go back into here okay that's all I'm gonna do for now so

but if we come down here and hit the Settings this comes up in ballad

translation data right it doesn't matter what you do doesn't work so what do you

do you're going to hear if you don't want to write anything in here let's put

a full-stop it's all you have to do all right yep save settings and it goes away

all right so that's how you fix it I guess if you're gonna translate this put

it on there then could be alright but if you're only going to do that you'll need

to write something in here if you aren't going to write anything in there just

put a full-stop in there right and that's how you get by that's how you

bypass it and please subscribe and thank you very much for watching and I'll

catch you guys later see you

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How You Would Hide The Body, Based On Your Zodiac Sign - Duration: 5:16.

How You Would Hide The Body, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

Aries: March 21st – April 19th

You wouldn't even bother to hide the body properly.

You'd stuff it in the trunk of your car and then go on the run.

You'd spend your entire life trying to escape from your impending prison sentence.

Taurus: April 20th – May 20th

You would bury the body deep in the woods.

But then you would end up seeing the victim's poor family on the news and would feel guilty about ruining their lives.

One day, you'd crack and contact them to apologize, and then the police would pounce.

Gemini: May 21st – June 20th

You wouldn't know what to do.

Should you call someone?

What should your alibi be?

Should you throw the body in the ocean or burn it or bury it?

You'd keep changing your mind.

Putting off your plans.

You'd end up getting caught while you were still trying to figure out what to do next.

Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd

You would consider calling a family member to help you sort out the problem, but then you would think about the possibilities of them

ending up in jail for helping you and the guilt would tear you apart.

Eventually, you'd just end up turning yourself in to save everyone else the trouble.

Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd

You would get stubborn and try to handle everything by yourself instead of calling a friend for help.

But the body would be too heavy for you to carry or you wouldn't have a big enough trunk to haul it around — and your plans of escape would

fall apart.

Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd

You would freak out and beg one of your most trusted friends to come rescue you, to tell you what to do next.

Then they would have to do all of the work while you tried to stop yourself from crying.

You would be a mess.

And, if that best friend decided to turn you in instead, you would be a mess in handcuffs.

Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd

You would try to copy something that you saw on television.

Maybe from Bates Motel or How To Get Away With Murder.

But then you'd realize that those types of plans only work on television and then you'd be screwed.

Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st

You would do what you had to do.

Burn your clothes?

Got it.

Find an alibi?

Okay.

Chop up the body?

Fine.

Nothing would be off limits with you.

You'd do whatever it took to keep your ass out of prison.

Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st

You would hide the body somewhere that would be found by the police and try to pin the murder on someone else.

Someone you hated.

You wouldn't feel guilty if an innocent person went to jail, as long as you were free.

Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th

No one actually knows how you'd hide the body — because you're the one zodiac sign that could actually get away with murder.

You'd have everything mapped out ahead of time, so you wouldn't have to think on your feet.

You'd just follow the plan.

And then you wouldn't say a word.

Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th

You're creative, so you would find a clever place to hide the body.

A place that no one would ever look.

But then you'd end up screwing yourself over by writing a memoir admitting what you did and you'd end up behind bars.

Pisces: February 19th – March 20th

You would get lazy and hide the body somewhere obvious, like in your own backyard.

Or you'd find a safe, secluded place, but you wouldn't dig deep enough, because shoveling takes up too much time and energy.

Either way, the body would be found ASAP.

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