Youtube daily report Jan 24 2017

First of all

Do not make fun

Without the lighting

I would be like

this

Then it will be better with lighting ok?

ok

All my life I've been told ugly

That I am very small

That I have many pimples

That I'm very fat

But now I understand that all this was for something

this is my destiny

This is what I have trained for my whole life.

How to make a girl fall in love with you

If you are ugly

You must first trust yourself

You must believe in yourself

you must do it

You walk towards her, you look at her and you tell her

HI

Already

Already took the first step

Now

Before she realizes that you're an ugly 5'3 "

Make her laugh

If she laughs

Let me tell you that you already passed

the second part

third part

Take her hand

And say

Will you marry me?

No, sorry

That's part 1242

Sorry, sorry

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We'll get there someday

someday

sooooomeeeedaaay

third part

After I already accept that you are an ugly 5'3

She will give you the look

The look is something like this

That is the moment

That's the signal

Take her hand

Look at her eyes

and say

Do you want to be my girlfriend?

If she does not run

Looking for the police

let me tell you

That you already gave the third step

fourth step

boy

boy

boy

You have gone far

Now

what you have to do

It is

Take her to your house

Tie her to your bed

240 days without leaving

With cold and hunger

And do not let her leave until she promises she'll never leave you.

ok no

Let's forget part 4

ERROR

Let's forget part 4

Let's talk seriously

If you are an ugly 5'3

like me

Does not matter

Just be yourself

The love of your life will come

The love of my life has already come to me.

true?

ok no

The love of your life will come

I promise

For more infomation >> How to make a girl fall in love with you if you're ugly(Turn on subtitles) - Duration: 3:05.

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Iglesia de Chicago fue el punto de encuentro de inmigrantes para hablar sobre DACA - Duration: 1:36.

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Master of the Shadowless Kick: Wong Kei-Ying - Duration: 1:38:42.

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Inmigrantes con niños estadounidenses, ¿qué deben hacer en caso de deportación? - Duration: 1:45.

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How To Get Pregnant Faster | how to pregnant fast and naturally - Duration: 3:53.

Know when you're about to ovulate.

Timing your sex with your ovulation cycle is prime to getting pregnant.

Sperm can survive up to 5 days in your body, so it's best to start having sex two days

before you ovulate to increase your chances of getting pregnant.Start outlining the ins

and outs of your menstruation cycle now.

That way, you'll know when you should have your period, when your last period was, and

when you should probably be ovulating.

And when you miss once you've become pregnant!

Count the days.

If your cycle is regular, you may be able to determine your egg's next vacation through

your fallopian tubes with simple math.

If your cycle is 28 days long, you'll probably ovulate on day 14.

A good rule of thumb is to count back 16 days from the first day of your next period.

You'll probably ovulate 0-5 days after that day.If you know you're about to ovulate and

sex is on the table, make sure your male counterpart has ejaculated recently.

If not, he may have a build up of dead sperm waiting to not impregnate you.There are also

plenty of calculators available online from reputable sources like WebMD.

Buy an ovulation kit.

Ovulation prediction kits can predict a released egg a day in advance (so make baby-making

plans now!).

It uses the same methodology as a pregnancy test.

However, they can cost anywhere from $20 to $50, so stocking up can thin out your wallet.Ovulation

kits test levels of luteinizing hormone (LH) in your urine.

Meaning you'll be peeing on a stick (yay!).

It's not super accurate though, so don't depend only on this method.

Use math and physical symptoms, too.

Chart your basal body temperature.

Your basal temperature (lowest body temperature in any given 24-hour period) will raise .4–1

°F (-17.6 – -17.2 °C) a few days after you ovulate.Your body temperature in general

is lower at the first part of your cycle and higher at ovulation and at the end.Don't rely

on a normal thermometer for this.

You're looking for fluctuations that are smaller than a degree -- so a basal thermometer is

necessary.

They can easily be found at drug stores and super stores (like Target or Walmart).

Check your cervical mucus.

As you near ovulation, your cervical mucus increases.

You'll notice more of the slippery white stuff when you get closer and closer.

Be diligent though, as slight changes can be hard to detect.Monitor smell, color, and

texture.

It'll be the most wet and slippery around the time of your ovulation.

If it looks like egg whites, you're at your peak.

If you're willing to get...mucus-y, see if you can stretch it between your fingers.

If you can, it's baby-making time

For more infomation >> How To Get Pregnant Faster | how to pregnant fast and naturally - Duration: 3:53.

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DOG vs COBRA SNAKE fight to death ► Big Battle Animals Fight - Duration: 10:19.

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Dollar Tree 🌳 Mini Haul (subt. Español) - Duration: 8:15.

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What Types of Vegetable Plants Grow Well For Hydroponics With Gardening Tips And Tricks - Duration: 4:59.

Check Out The Type Vegetables That Grow Well From Hydroponics From Farm Owner Tyler. He also shares practical gardening tips and tricks

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[ENG] New Year Greeting from LuHan @ Fighter of the Destiny - Duration: 0:04.

Wish you Happy New Year.

May everything go as you wish.

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Pakistani Reacts to Indian Comedian | Zakir Khan - Duration: 10:09.

hey everybody welcome back to my channel

today we're gonna do another video its gonna

be another Indian stand-up comedian

called Zakir Khan I have been getting a

lot of comments about him a lot of

messages about watching his videos so i

looked him up and the first video that i

found was Zakir Khan's life Mein Chahye Izzat

The title seemed funny so I didn't watch it.

I held back and we're gonna

watch it today you and me together so

let's go ahead and watch Zakir Khan Life

Mein Chahye Izzat.

they're not going to get started we did

you just help me God

many directly for you just don't know

it's not going to be ready when it comes

to moving in unison so you have to move

a lot of people helping people shot the

shooter inclusion be back

Matt we love but i'll punish our

students miss me already

give me but don't know what will happen

is I'm going to use a children's

magazine about getting together to take

let me take one for the team only

restaurant because Iran could be black

travel not my problem with that is what

about it i'm going to know it's because

of it when somebody will be the night

that your shot

the boxes are here

aha metal spoon was better when you just

look at the beauty parlor now

I'm not getting my name and also this

political posturing anything but my body

weight in the bigger problem is just

that a woman over TV because when I look

at me because here i will be able to get

everyone together but I get the jewels

but you can get all cats what is being

with the costume and what's up everybody

don't know another Gallagher don't want

me to do before the data

I'm the phone did not give it over to

help

okay you're marrying a homebody ball but

everyone people really look at to be

thinking about moving on to me all of

anybody Joe that was the iphone four

dollars kicked off the main building dr.

between those men malaria start with my

uncle more valuable to anyone haha put

on hold me back to do it was really

the wall is someone going to do we made

about anyone videos videos LOL do which

might be seen my father of modern

markets goalkeeper yeah you already said

hi to mark your pocket drunk a lot about

the valuable member of your family your

water and your child remember

else you got ? i want to offer for your

iphone about the bottom

whatever your age you have like okay

with me all of your life you really

think we could do it well i got about

maybe with enough that it would be hard

on you will get together and often do

you know any better

well done well done like a white bra is

His jokes are really funny. and His jokes talk

about what it's like to be rich from bring poor

When he came to Mumbai from Indore, all he wanted was some respect.

His iPhone joke was very good.

I though there was something else going on in the dark room at the Apple Store.

"Let's go, you want the phone, bend over!"

That was also a really good direction to go instead of the cliched formats

show and really smart and creative will

I have an iphone, I totally understand what he was saying

to divide people who have iphones they

just don't want to look at any other

form and it's true because we have the

best one so it's there's no debate about

that period I like how he has accepted

himself and his own looks like all of

India I think india has started to

accept it on identity its own way of

doing things is actually causing lots

been going on in any of these days Tina

Pakistani and listening to somebody

who's an Indian Muslim people today se

hace bien todo con treatment it's just

got even famous faces are the quality of

image or even 200 miles of the documents

to garden city colleges are many artists

you got that something that I've grown

out this major impact on babysitting job

that that spanned across four countries

and maybe thats why social media you can

just as real delivery is so unique

individual dies original transactivation

but i like is the application of the

flexible schedule but i'm pretty sure

you have done it on working either

I won't call investment meeting but he

credited largest p which is a good thing

he's also really fun

dr. white if you're watching this I'm a

huge fan of yours not give you the key

part of our family

good job man i'm a huge fan i'm gonna

watch all of your videos on your channel

to check out all my other videos like 30

videos downloaded already go ahead and

check them out and most of them are

funny

I've heard yes gp2 health outcomes also

put it so why don't you guys run my

children stage and and building

something next time she'll enjoy that

video comment like and subscribe to

Pakistani reacts we are working really

hard to bring you new videos everyday

see you tomorrow bye

For more infomation >> Pakistani Reacts to Indian Comedian | Zakir Khan - Duration: 10:09.

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DIY Mickey Felt Pin

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DID I JUST SAW LESNAR, GOLDBERG, AND TAKER IN THE SAME RING! - Duration: 0:36.

Did I just saw

Brock Lesnar...

Goldberg

And Undertaker

At the same Ring?

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Hyundai Excel 1.3i SE - Duration: 0:54.

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House Song And Story with Matt | Rooms of the House | Learn English Kids - Duration: 8:02.

Matt's taking a nap.

Let's wake him up. Say, "wake up!"

1, 2, wake up!

Wake up!

Dream English Kids

Hi, friends.

We're in the kitchen.

We're in the kitchen.

Can you say "kitchen"?

kitchen

Great job!

Matt

Yes, Bell.

I want to go jump rope, but I can't find my jump rope.

Oh, no!

Can you find it for me?

Sure.

I think I left it in the bedroom.

OK, I'll go and try to find it.

Thanks!

I'm going, going, going to the bedroom

I'm going, going, going to the bedroom

I'm in the bedroom, where's Bell's jump rope?

I'm in the bedroom, where's Bell's jump rope

I'm in the bedroom.

I'm in the bedroom.

bedroom

Tunes, you scared me.

I'm sorry.

It's ok.

Can you say bedroom?

bedroom

Great job!

I can't find Bell's jump rope.

I can't find Bell's jump rope.

Can you find Bell's jump rope?

Can you find Bell's jump rope?

No!

No, Ok. Let's go tell Bell.

Bell is in the kitchen.

Bell is in the kitchen.

Let's go!

I'm going back to the kitchen, I'm going back to the kitchen.

Woooah!

I'm ok.

Bell, I couldn't find your jump rope in the bedroom.

Oh, maybe I left it in the living room.

Ok, I'll go and try to find it.

Thanks!

I'm hopping, hopping, hopping to the living room.

I'm hopping, hopping, hopping to the living room.

I'm in the living room, where's Bell's jump rope?

I'm in the living room, where's Bell's jump rope?

I'm in the living room.

I'm in the living room.

living room

Tunes, you scared me!

I'm sorry.

It's ok.

Can you say living room?

living room

Great job!

I can't find Bell's jump rope.

I can't find Bell's jump rope.

Can you find Bell's jump rope?

Can you find Bell's jump rope?

No!

No, ok. Let's go tell Bell.

Bell is in the kitchen.

Bell is in the kitchen.

Let's go!

Bell, I couldn't find your jump rope in the living room.

Oh, maybe I left it in the bathroom.

Ok, I'll go and try to find it.

thanks

I'm running, running, running, to the bathroom.

I'm running, running, running, to the bathroom.

I'm in the bathroom, where's Bell's jump rope?

I'm in the bathroom, where's Bell's jump rope?

I'm in the bathroom.

I'm in the bathroom.

bathroom

Tunes, you scared me!

I'm sorry.

It's ok.

Can you say bathroom?

bathroom

Great job!

I can't find Bell's jump rope.

I can't find Bell's jump rope.

Can you find Bell's jump rope?

Can you find Bell's jump rope?

No! No, ok, let's go tell Bell.

Bell is in the kitchen.

Bell is in the kitchen.

Let's go!

I'm going back to the kitchen. I'm going back to the kitchen.

Wooahh!

I'm ok.

Bell, I couldn't find your jump rope in the bathroom.

Oh, no. Maybe I left it in the dining room.

Ok, I'll go and try to find it.

thanks

I'm jumping, jumping, jumping to the dining room.

I'm jumping, jumping, jumping to the dining room.

I'm in the dining room, where's Bell's jump rope?

I'm in the dining room, where's Bell's jump rope?

I'm in the dining room.

I'm in the dining room.

dining room

Tunes, you scared me!

I'm sorry.

It's ok.

Can you say dining room?

dining room

Great job!

I can't find Bell's jump rope.

I can't find Bell's jump rope.

Can you find Bell's jump rope?

Can you find Bell's jump rope?

No!

No, ok. Let's go tell Bell.

Bell is in the kitchen.

Bell is in the kitchen.

Let's go!

Bell, I can't find your jump rope anywhere.

Oh, look!

Here it is.

I had it the whole time.

Oh, Bell!

Ha, ha, ha, ha!

See you!

Please subscribe for more playful videos.

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Mia Paz - On The Run (Official Video) - Duration: 3:12.

Another story ends like the one before

I turn the page and wait for the next word

I sweat it out and wash it off I cry it out and I get tough

I put the pen back up again And write this song that never ends

Maybe that day will come I won't be on the run

Baby you'll know my face I'll be your saving grace

Wherever you are today I know you'll find your way

I've never known the rules I never liked the game

But when I say what's true It's never quite the same

It's not the first time I've been told It's not the way I break the mold

I'll be enough for once this time Can't have my voice, you know it's mine

And maybe that day will come I won't be on the run

Baby you'll know my face I'll be your saving grace

Wherever you are today I know you'll find your way

Darling in the meantime I will keep

Trusting in the journey Til' we meet

And maybe that day will come I won't be on the run

Baby you'll know my face I'll be your saving grace

Maybe that day will come I won't be on the run

Baby you'll know my face I'll be your saving grace

I'll be your saving grace

(Like the one before)

Wherever you are today I know you'll find your way

For more infomation >> Mia Paz - On The Run (Official Video) - Duration: 3:12.

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VLOG #1- JUJU ON THE BEAT - Duration: 3:34.

THIS IS MY WAY OF WELCOMING YOU TO MY HORRIBLY EDITED FIRST VLOG <3

when you forget the next move in juju

"you dumb btch"

*slid into the wrong DM*

look at how focused I am..

finally~

"watch.. some car's gonna hit your selfie stick"

"omg im bobbin the wrong way"

wait for it..

litty

*breathe sesh* ahhababababala

*when you tryna copy Dana's movements*

*still tryna be relevant like*

omg .. like wat a smooth transition.. :3

when you look like you needa pee but ..

"Im leaving you, I got all my stuff"

it's cos u were tryna do juju..and your friend dont wanna be embarassing

*Achievement sticker otw*

he just clapped and took a knee..

* AIR DUNKKKKKK*

he's like 6 ft something so ..

yeee yee yeeet

"OMG THIS IS SO CUUUUTE"

"THATS SO LIT"

"SO YA BETTER HYDRATE AND DRINK UP"

"SHE SAID STAY THIRSTY"

"THIS IS SO LIT"

"EBOARD TUMBLERS!"

*EVERYBODY GETS ONE! YOU GET ONE, YOU GET ONE*

"im tired"

ay work it

DONT FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE TO CANTSTOPSALLY "DOEEEE"

THANKS FOR WATCHINGGGG! OFF I GO~! *dab run*

For more infomation >> VLOG #1- JUJU ON THE BEAT - Duration: 3:34.

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Ewangeliarz OP - 24 stycznia 2017 - (Mk 3, 31-35) - Duration: 2:21.

She is so poor, all those things she had to gone through.

What this poor Mary had to feel.

When she came to Jesus,

and He instead of running out to her and greeting her,

said - My mother?

Here is my mother, and here are my brothers.

All those, who listen to the Word of God.

So,

It is not truth that Mary, exactly in this way,

experienced this meeting.

That she felt rejected.

Because Jesus did not enjoy this meeting.

And suddenly, all those listeners, He called them His mother.

Absolutely not!

Mary has got this feature,

which consists a continuous openness,

on things that are about to happen.

What are the next steps of God in her life?

I am sure thet Mary is a pure curiosity,

and especially in her relationship with Jesus.

And she has never been dissapointed.

Just by being a pure curiosity,

she experiences constant surprise,

of new actions and new decisions,

of new views of grace,

which has taken place in her son.

And this is our decision.

Whether I will be vulnerable to dissapointment of another man

or I will just become a pure curiosity,

on God, who works in this reality.

And still wants to show me new views,

of His love and truth.

For more infomation >> Ewangeliarz OP - 24 stycznia 2017 - (Mk 3, 31-35) - Duration: 2:21.

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THE STORM | Fighting Depression & Anxiety - Duration: 1:44.

There's a menace in the sky.

Walls of black lightning sweep in from the sea.

The air is curling, thick, black.

The gusts roll in sharp from the horizon now disappeared.

The waters are roiled, rising to sweep me under.

I can't let this happen.

I have nowhere to run.

Batten down the hatches.

The storm is coming.

I've been through this before.

I know the demons of the dungeon

the creatures of chaos that burst forth in the night

familiar, like the smothering warmth of home

I steel myself.

I've felt before the storm's whip I've swayed in the winds of time past

Like a great oak, I dig in my roots and I hold my ground.

I will not let this happen.

I will not bow.

For more infomation >> THE STORM | Fighting Depression & Anxiety - Duration: 1:44.

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First Video (cod n00b gameplay) - Duration: 9:55.

oh oh yeah I'm I'm can hear me haha

hi okay hi my name is a my name is Lisa

my name is like like diagnosis not my

ears are one reduce and uh I guess you

can say this is my first driver my first

video and uh huh nevermind are playing

card done as you can see the title on

Dukey new build new gameplay i don't

know why but i guess because I was

stupid or I don't know honey some

intelligence we know that we're playing

Newtown safeguard and say alright so

we're playing safeguard player guess you

can say one-year-old game

cod black ops 3 guess you could say it's

a good let me

I got damaged already ended Jesus Christ

my freakin graphics and myself are great

oh it was probably me and my life

already

ok we're losing

let's go magic motherfucker crush it

okay yeah i hope some guy on Neymar ya

mean like dinosaur as a channel check my

guess is watching

odd return the favor that he's a here

fucking kind that shit man and needs to

look like go and himself already go to

end himself already because like you

know you use a fucking cunt

Jack he's a fucking sit and his library

i'm skiing keep my friends were just

playing around and uh could say we're

losing because you have me already and

i'll talk about this other guy will talk

about this other guy named Brian Brian

up bright serrano this there should be a

picture in the screen right now this so

does how it looks like but if there's no

picture to know well i'm sorry i finally

got my first kill game died and your

life

ok so there's a big picture give won't

say that

yeah yeah that's how it looks like

there's a picture the small talk about

him or talk about have heat

he's a really great friend that he's

amazing and 2k psyches not amazing

sheets and uh and uh sucks in life is to

end it

should be even leaving the new life

god damn you fagbag oh my god

sorry guys if I keep losing it's just

been a long time since I played okay huh

I ICU Jesus Christ God and already

don't mock my yeah okay so there's other

guy named a name Greg Greg barber even

another fucking kind of looks like a

gorilla quite sexual fish want to talk

about how he's an amazing friend and uh

that uh he looks like a it looks like

Carl from the walking dead he has that

hair and he's chinese knowledge came

he's chinese and so we are correct looks

like Carl from the walking dead Chinese

I'm skinny canadian it's where he says

he's like german irish Canadian like

sports Jesus Christ man i'm gonna end

people's life watch and if you're like

oh god oh my god

UAV online ok ok so far I'm doing really

good i only got like 17 kills and uh

actually someone there I'm gonna kill

you and your life right

yeah I killed him shut up i was to kill

your dad I killed you

let's uh let's go up here huh

God and your life free got damaged bag

no no come follow me

ok

I killed him shut up no your day bag

oh my god she said your life already

okay um let's talk about this other guy

named bout you Evan I'm streaming right

now so he's commenting on talk about you

havin he's all like I said he's a

fucking cunt and his life and uh thank

you list of this mom he's like he has

acted like she uh she like she's just

like that mom just like where's just

like doesn't have a job and he always

stops them with a chocolate you know and

the Chancellor and she's always like

slapping his ass

it's kind of funny because his name is

like yeah yeah it's called la vigne yeah

yeah i mean like i don't know that's the

name was like an Arabic name really is

Arabic are or Spanish but yeah his

name's yet having what we call them you

havin but the rise of Gabon young

why are you in the ground god

ok you might be my trunk monkey likes to

my drugs with my drugs from remember my

drives guys look so yeah having what we

call me Gavin Gavin I don't know your

life bag and there's a wrath whatever

its called

mmm yeah right

how did you God him kill me

lockdown bag in Chinese nuclear bomb

Hiroshima finish my sis guide on the way

said cause I'm sorry and up i strive and

there's a he has his channel called

ahead of all the great and he should

like upload you should he doesn't he's a

fucking cunt like Gavin Gavin

the derivation brighter serrano again he

needs to upload to cut so you know make

a youtube channel because he's a packed

bag said this life

yeah hopefully we win this guy's not

trying to not try to make the robot I'm

not trying to make the robot guy come

yes I said calm you know and like that

kind

I'm just trying to get some kills show

you oh my my beast my beast my beast my

ibeast ibeats gameplay uh hopefully the

you guys just said this to face so I

could be part of phase you know face

goose you know well for face goose

president 2020

ok let's do this remember my rape

someone

all right I'm sorry guys started doing

that like the guy you killed your let me

okay

we lost okay I'm okay I guess you can

say that's the end of the video guys uh

thanks i guess thanks for watching my

awesome missed

well yeah thanks for watching my awesome

skin place and this to face a school's

2020 president and you guys go wrap

around you guys can wrap it up i thank

you so much for watching my hell yeah

like that a sort out calls

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Jed's Poetry Blog--Community Contributor! - Duration: 0:22.

Meat, I wish you were still alive, and happy

You gross smelling meat, you foul tasting thing

You used to be alive, and now you're dead

People think I'm wasting you by not eating you,

But they just don't get it

You red slab you messy sloppy slab

You bloody fleshy slab

Meat I wish you were still alive and happy

For more infomation >> Jed's Poetry Blog--Community Contributor! - Duration: 0:22.

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Pakistani Reacts to Indian Comedian | Zakir Khan - Duration: 10:09.

hey everybody welcome back to my channel

today we're gonna do another video its gonna

be another Indian stand-up comedian

called Zakir Khan I have been getting a

lot of comments about him a lot of

messages about watching his videos so i

looked him up and the first video that i

found was Zakir Khan's life Mein Chahye Izzat

The title seemed funny so I didn't watch it.

I held back and we're gonna

watch it today you and me together so

let's go ahead and watch Zakir Khan Life

Mein Chahye Izzat.

they're not going to get started we did

you just help me God

many directly for you just don't know

it's not going to be ready when it comes

to moving in unison so you have to move

a lot of people helping people shot the

shooter inclusion be back

Matt we love but i'll punish our

students miss me already

give me but don't know what will happen

is I'm going to use a children's

magazine about getting together to take

let me take one for the team only

restaurant because Iran could be black

travel not my problem with that is what

about it i'm going to know it's because

of it when somebody will be the night

that your shot

the boxes are here

aha metal spoon was better when you just

look at the beauty parlor now

I'm not getting my name and also this

political posturing anything but my body

weight in the bigger problem is just

that a woman over TV because when I look

at me because here i will be able to get

everyone together but I get the jewels

but you can get all cats what is being

with the costume and what's up everybody

don't know another Gallagher don't want

me to do before the data

I'm the phone did not give it over to

help

okay you're marrying a homebody ball but

everyone people really look at to be

thinking about moving on to me all of

anybody Joe that was the iphone four

dollars kicked off the main building dr.

between those men malaria start with my

uncle more valuable to anyone haha put

on hold me back to do it was really

the wall is someone going to do we made

about anyone videos videos LOL do which

might be seen my father of modern

markets goalkeeper yeah you already said

hi to mark your pocket drunk a lot about

the valuable member of your family your

water and your child remember

else you got ? i want to offer for your

iphone about the bottom

whatever your age you have like okay

with me all of your life you really

think we could do it well i got about

maybe with enough that it would be hard

on you will get together and often do

you know any better

well done well done like a white bra is

His jokes are really funny. and His jokes talk

about what it's like to be rich from bring poor

When he came to Mumbai from Indore, all he wanted was some respect.

His iPhone joke was very good.

I though there was something else going on in the dark room at the Apple Store.

"Let's go, you want the phone, bend over!"

That was also a really good direction to go instead of the cliched formats

show and really smart and creative will

I have an iphone, I totally understand what he was saying

to divide people who have iphones they

just don't want to look at any other

form and it's true because we have the

best one so it's there's no debate about

that period I like how he has accepted

himself and his own looks like all of

India I think india has started to

accept it on identity its own way of

doing things is actually causing lots

been going on in any of these days Tina

Pakistani and listening to somebody

who's an Indian Muslim people today se

hace bien todo con treatment it's just

got even famous faces are the quality of

image or even 200 miles of the documents

to garden city colleges are many artists

you got that something that I've grown

out this major impact on babysitting job

that that spanned across four countries

and maybe thats why social media you can

just as real delivery is so unique

individual dies original transactivation

but i like is the application of the

flexible schedule but i'm pretty sure

you have done it on working either

I won't call investment meeting but he

credited largest p which is a good thing

he's also really fun

dr. white if you're watching this I'm a

huge fan of yours not give you the key

part of our family

good job man i'm a huge fan i'm gonna

watch all of your videos on your channel

to check out all my other videos like 30

videos downloaded already go ahead and

check them out and most of them are

funny

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put it so why don't you guys run my

children stage and and building

something next time she'll enjoy that

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Pakistani reacts we are working really

hard to bring you new videos everyday

see you tomorrow bye

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Trying to Make Batman in Unreal Engine 4 but then ... - Duration: 1:16.

HELLO AFTER NOON

EVENING

OR WHEREVER YOU ARE

MY NAME IS BENJAMIN

AND TODAY WE ARE GOING TO USE GAME MAKE...

WAIT A SECOND, MY NAME IS NOT BENJAMIN

AND I HAVEN'T USED GAME MAKER IN

600 YEARS

LET ME TRY THAT AGAIN

HEY THERE GUYS MY NAME IS SPARCKMAN

AH SCREW THAT

LET'S JUST OPEN EPIC GAME LAUNCHER

LET'S LAUNCH THE ACTUAL PROGRAM

WHICH IS

UNREAL ENGINE 4

WAITING A 1000 YEARS FOR THIS TO START

OH THERE IT IS

10 MINUTES LATER

IT'S ONLY 39% STARTED

BUT I'M SURE IT WILL GET TO 40 AT ONE POINT

IT IS STILL 39%

OH 41

WOW

THAT WAS AWESOME

45

YOU CAN MAKE IT TO 50

YOU CAN MAKE IT TO 50

55, 56 WOW

IT WENT BACK TO 59?

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? WHAT IS THIS? THE STOCK MARKET?

OH MAN

I AM WAITING

IN THE NEXT VIDEO WE ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO USE

UNREAL ENGINE 4

THANKS FOR WATCHING

AND I WILL SEE YOU

IN THE NEXT VIDEO

WAIT SECOND

75%

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How To Hack cctv cameras |control cameras | Android & PC | 2017 - Duration: 3:24.

How To Hack CCTV cameras

yes i will show you how to access live cctv camera.

.. with secret code

and also you can control cctv cameras from your device ..

so please watch full video . .. .

and if you are new to lucky hacks youtube channel

please SUBSCRIBE .. .because i always upload this type of videos

SO LET'S GET STARTED

first goto Browser . . .

if you had liked my wallpaper you can downoad it . ..link is in DISCRIPTION

so open your browser ... . . GOTO google.com

right click and paste the code

the code is in the discrption copy the code from discription

and paste into the search bar....

and now click search button

and here you can see .. ..we had got many results

so first we will check out this .. .

Live web cam SOLAR ROMA .. . .

so here you can see we can control the motion of the cctv camera

and here you can see the cars are moving .. . so its a live cctv camera

we can move the camera left and right

you can see the car are there on the roads

and also we can move camera in a up and down motion

and this is the live view from the cctv camera

and here are option to change a cameras posts

and from this it will change the view of the camera

and this also change the view .. .

all camera posts are fixed for fixed view

so this is all we had seen in this live cctv footage

and here we can also zoom in and zoom out

and now we will check this ... ..Germany online camera

so here also you can see we can control the motion of the camera

and you can see that the presense of public .. ..

so its prove that its a live cctv camera

and here also you can move camera in left and right position

and also we can move in up and down motion

it also provide zoom in and zoom out

and now we will see this JAPANESE live traffic

and here you can see the motion of the cars and vehicals

you can manage picture quality

and also you can see one view in one window

so i will see this video 1 footage

and here you can see its live

and all here you can see all 4 videos windows in one page

but i think that video 4 cctv camera is broken

or its in under maintanace . .. what do you think write in a comment

so if you had liked this video . ..please give a like

and also dont forget to .. .SUBSCRIBE

and also check out my other videos

so i will see you in a next video

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Disability Action at the Women's March in NYC - Duration: 0:33.

We are live and at the march right now

That is my sign but my friend is holding it

Check out this crowd

from wheelchair level

cheering!!!!!!!!

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How to do Opposite Antispin Flowers for Poi: 1-minute tutorial - Duration: 1:21.

Stretch right hand to right side turning counter-clockwise

Drop poi head down center line as hand travels to left side

Pop poi head up center line as hand travels to right side

Practice going straight back and forth from side to side

Pop hand up and drop down with poi head as it travels

Learn the same pattern with left hand turning the poi clockwise

Practice with poi spinning in opposites with arms crossed

Keep poi from tangling by angling planes away from body

From arms apart drop hands & poi from arms crossed pop up center

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Build Your Dreams With Lego

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I've won the lottery! - Duration: 4:52.

I don't want you anymore,

I'm breaking up with you

and don't call me.

Goodbye.

You won't believe what happened.

I don't have the habit of betting,

but as my father always bet

I asked him to bet on some numbers for me...

and I've won the lottery!

Incredible, I've won the lottery!

I've wrote the numbers to prove I'm not lying.

03, 06, 14 ...

they're all here.

I've won the lottery!

My God, I've won the lottery!

Oh my God!

Oh my God.

It's a lot of money.

It's so much money that I cannot imagine it.

What am I going to do with all that money?

28 million.

Do you have any idea how much money this is it?

Guys...

with so much money, I'll be able to do what I want.

I'll get out of my parents' house.

I always wanted to leave my parents' house.

I'll buy whatever I want.

I will travel wherever I want.

I'm going on vacation for the rest of my life.

I won't have to put up with my boss anymore.

I went to my office this morning

and I quit.

I told him some truths,

things that I've always wanted to tell him.

Dude, it was liberating. The poor fellow cried like a baby.

But it's his problem. I don't care.

I'm going to buy a huge mansion.

I'm going to buy a boat just to leave it in the garage.

I won't even use it, I'll leave it in the garage forever.

I'll buy a Ferrari.

Or should I buy a Lamborghini?

Now I have a lot of money, I'll buy both!

I can go out with any woman I want.

I can marry a model.

Gisele Bündchen, I'm coming for you.

But since I'm a nice person,

I'll give some money to my parents

and to my friends too, just to not been called stingy.

But wait!

And what if they want to be with me

only because of my money?

And what if some gangsters kidnap me?

Or worst! And what if Gisele Bündchen...

kills me just to keep my money?

Even worse!

What if my parents, my brothers

and Gisele Bündchen

decide to join with my friends

to kidnap me, kill me

and spend all my money.

Maybe I shouldn't tell anyone.

I'll ask my father to keep it a secret.

Maybe I should put my money in savings.

But what if someone from the Bank

decide to take my money

and plan to rob me?

I'll dig a huge hole in my house backyard

and I bury it all there.

But what if my neighbor

discovers it, decides to take my money

and buries me alive instead?

Do you want to know?

they can kill me, they can kidnap me, they can dismember me

they can do whatever they want, I don't care.

I'm happy just to know I won't need

to look at my boss's and my girlfriend's faces anymore.

Guys,

I'm very rich now!

Just a minute, my father is calling.

Hi Dad,

How are you doing?

How are things out there?

Good to know.

Dad, listen.

I need to know. You haven't told anyone that I won the lottery, have you?

What?!

What do you mean you changed the numbers ?!

I have the right numbers here in my hand!

You took my money

and bet twice in your numbers ?!

Damn Dad, how could you do this to me?!

I've already quit my job,

I've broke up with my girlfriend

and you tell me you've changed the numbers ?!

Dammit, Dad! I won't forgive you ever!

Hello.

Hi honey.

How are you?

I'm calling you to apologize myself.

I didn't mean what I told you earlier.

Waiting. Calm down, don't hang up.

Calm down, don't hang up. Please, let's talk.

"I won the lottery," by Guilherme Greca.

Hello everyone.

My name is Amid Ibrahim.

I've not won the lottery,

but I love my father very much.

This is another story of the channel:

'The Narrator', made by my great friend and director Guilherme Greca.

If you've enjoyed the video

don't forget to like it, share it, show to your friends

and don't forget to leave your comments.

Subscribe to the channel

because new stories are come.

See you.

'The Narrator', by Guilherme Greca.

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Sofrimento mental - Como parar de sofrer e ter saúde emocional - Duration: 9:11.

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Ewangeliarz OP - 24 stycznia 2017 - (Mk 3, 31-35) - Duration: 2:21.

She is so poor, all those things she had to gone through.

What this poor Mary had to feel.

When she came to Jesus,

and He instead of running out to her and greeting her,

said - My mother?

Here is my mother, and here are my brothers.

All those, who listen to the Word of God.

So,

It is not truth that Mary, exactly in this way,

experienced this meeting.

That she felt rejected.

Because Jesus did not enjoy this meeting.

And suddenly, all those listeners, He called them His mother.

Absolutely not!

Mary has got this feature,

which consists a continuous openness,

on things that are about to happen.

What are the next steps of God in her life?

I am sure thet Mary is a pure curiosity,

and especially in her relationship with Jesus.

And she has never been dissapointed.

Just by being a pure curiosity,

she experiences constant surprise,

of new actions and new decisions,

of new views of grace,

which has taken place in her son.

And this is our decision.

Whether I will be vulnerable to dissapointment of another man

or I will just become a pure curiosity,

on God, who works in this reality.

And still wants to show me new views,

of His love and truth.

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Entrevista Completa - Dilton - Duration: 7:23.

My name is Dilton Dultra, I am 54 years old and I'm from Salvador - Bahia.

When did you decided to leave Brazil and live in New Zealand?

I had a great time while I lived in Brazil and a lot of cool things happened...

I love it there and I had nothing that really pushed me to leave Brazil

but I had a dream to live in another country

I wanted to go to Europe and live in Italy but when I decided to go...

Europa was going through a big crises.

I had some friends living in New Zealand

and they told me that here was the place to be because I used to work for a long time

with extreme sports and like being on the outdoors

and my friends welcome me here on my arrival.

I came over as a turist like most of the people

and I fell in love with the country and decided to stay and live here

What do you do in Queenstown? What did you do for work and what is your occupation at the moment?

When I first got to Queenstown I met a group of brazilians and they were opening a pub

and we became friends.

At the that time I was looking for work in the mornings

and I used to go to this pub in the evenings

and I ended up helping them to finish building their bar

I worked with them for a whole month and that made us became very good friends

they decided to offer me a job

and I worked in this pub in Queenstown's CBD, which was very busy

I did cleaning and assisted at the bar

and then I stay there for 8 months.

The pub got shut down after some issues

and then I got a job in one of the hostels here

and worked there for almost 5 years

I did cleaning and housekeeping and and also, at the marketing department too

until I become the hostel manager.

We used a host a lot of brazilians because the marketing campaign we did.

Nowadays, I work at the Goldridge Hotel

doing general maintenance and as gardener.

What makes you stay here and what amazes you the most in New Zealand ?

I came over thinking about the extreme sports

New Zealand developed the first bungee jumping

and I used to do a lot of it back in Brazil

in some really cool places

But when I arrived here, everything changed

because Queenstown is not only about extreme sports

it also have wonderful landscapes

you see nice places every 10 minutes you drive or walk around

ah... it's incredible the beauty of this place and it's nature.

But I think what amazes me the most is the honesty of the people

the simplicity and the respect for the each other

everyone has the same values

no matter what you look like, everyone is equal...

basically, that makes the quality of life here be very good.

Something here that I think is very different from Brazil

is that in Brazil, they judge you a lot from what are your belongings

and the properties you have...

But here no one judge you and treat you the same

regardless of the money you have and the clothes you are wearing.

People used to come back and thank me for doing a good job

while I was cleaning the toilets

I have a lot of respect for that!

Not just because I was getting paid.

and I used to go out with these same people.

so that kind of differences doesn't really exists here

That is something that I really appreciate

and this thiings makes a big difference at the end.

Unfortunately in Brazil, this preconception is an absurd

I hope that change on day!

is there any big comparison you would like to talk about?

Yes... the way people are so honest here it is something big

compared to Brazil, and that is something that really bothers me

and it's surreal what happens here in Queenstown.

Everyone in Brazil used to say that Switzerland was good country

and that you could trust anyone and it was no robbery...

But I think Queenstown goes over it.

as I said, it's surreal.

If someone loses their wallet, on the next day everyone tries to find the person

who lost the wallet on websites, even with the money in.

I never thought I could see anything like that.

Not even on movies

That is something that amazes me here and we don't see it happening very often in Brazil

Would you do everything you did again? What would you do if you could go back in the past?

What I would do differently on the past 6 years

in terms of being in Nz

is about the english language

I underestimated the english language

when it was very important and

I took way to long to start speaking english

It is very important to be fluent in the language so you can get better jobs...

to live and socialise with people and the locals

so...

the only thing I would definitely do diffent

is to study more in the beginning.

I improving a lot now, but...

it was a mistake not to study.

I should have focused on studying english

as soon as I moved here.

That was one of my big mistakes

actually, the only one.

What advice would you give to someone who is planing to move to New Zealand?

For those who want to come to Queenstown...

when I came to New Zealand 6 years ago

everything was very different from what it is now

Nowadays, there are a lot of restrictions

and it's good to be aware of this things.

try to collect info with licensed advisors

the reality of 6 years ago is not the same now

I always say, do some research about it because things has changed

so be careful when people tell you that things are very easy here

It's not really like that!

There are a lot of opportunities and you can make your dreams come true ...

but be well informed.

Another thing is, leave your "brazilian way" behind and never lie

It doesn't work here.

A single lie can literally turn your life into hell

It's not acceptable here...

and they will tell you off straight away.

Be honest rom the moment you step in the country

honesty is something well appreciated over here.

That's why I love NZ!

What about the sex questions? is it recording?

we didn't talk about sex... S*** man

Thanks Dilton!