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3 traps to avoid to optimize the UX of your Ecommerce site - Duration: 7:24.

3 traps to avoid to optimize the user experience of your E-commerce site

Whether in the creation phase of your E-commerce site

or in overhauling it,

you must constantly think

about the user experience you are offering your future customers.

Over the years,

e-buyers have got used to shopping online,

and above all shopping quickly and easily!

It seems simple

because you yourself are a customer of E-commerce sites,

but there are however traps in which you can easily fall,

and which will be detrimental in terms of user experience

and therefore conversion.

Today I will show you how to avoid

3 of them to optimize the user experience

of your E-commerce site.

Trap no. 1: Thinking for your customers

Lots of merchants design their site

according to their tastes or their preferences.

The page structure, navigation, presentation of their catalog...

It's a very frequent error

which can cost a lot.

Because your customer is different from you,

and to offer him the best possible experience on the site,

his buying behavior must determine the construction of your site.

The navigation must enable him to follow a smooth buying journey,

exactly as if it were a physical store.

If you enter a store

and you have difficulty accessing the products you are interested in,

or you don't even see that they are in the store,

you won't buy.

Or even:

you will have a bad buying experience

and you won't come back.

The customer must be able to find his way around,

and have reference points.

It is also important

to observe web standards.

For example,

users are used to having the site logo in the header,

at the top left or centered,

and clicking on it

to go to the home page.

It's a standardized behavior.

Like looking for secondary information in the footer

such as a contact link

or the returns and delivery conditions page...

To observe these standards, perform a watch,

study your competitors

and analyze the major e-commerce sites.

Note the standard practices common to all these sites

and observe how they handle the buying journey.

Your end customer will have a different buying behavior

according to:

- His age - His experience with e-commerce

- The type of device used (mobile, tablet or desktop)...

If it is a man aged 50

who buys from his computer in a rural area

with a low quality screen resolution,

he will not navigate at all in the same way on your site

as a young fashion blogger aged 20 from her mobile phone.

You must take into account:

- Your customer target,

- Their habits - Their needs

- As well as the context in which they buy.

A mother with two children

will be less available

than a single person comfortably seated on his couch

in the evening with his tablet for example.

Trap no. 2: Giving too much information

Another very frequent error in e-commerce

and in physical stores

is wanting to put everything and say everything

at the first glance.

Imagine a jewelry store.

If in the window it presents its 3 most beautiful jewels

in a velvet case,

it will be perceived as luxury

and its products as high end.

But if, on the contrary,

all the collection is in the window,

with jewels jostling against one another,

hanging from everywhere,

without breathing...

it will give out a cheap image.

This may be a deliberate choice,

for example for costume jewelry.

Just like the window which must in less than 2 seconds:

- Capture attention

- Attract the customer

- And invite him to enter the shop

Your website must hook him in

and make him want to stay and buy.

On the Internet

people only read if they feel the desire or the need.

In a buying journey

they will start by scanning the pages,

focusing their attention point by point.

If your page is covered with information,

images, banners, calls to action, links and texts...

without breathing and without reading levels,

the customer experience will suffer.

The pages will be difficult to read,

the customer's attention will be solicited from everywhere

and he will have difficulty following a smooth buying journey.

Imagine a physical store

with advertising boards,

signage and baskets without there being any room to move.

If you are a thrift store,

this may be the type of layout your clientele expects,

but if you are selling high-end shoes, then it won't work.

The risk is that the customer does not want to make the effort

to analyze and goes to buy on another site.

A few essential points for a better user experience:

- Quality visuals - Clear, aerated pages

- Concise messages, which go straight to the point

- Capturing users' attention on strategic points

like the "add to basket" button

Trap no. 3: Forgetting the stress factors

An extremely frequent UX fail on online sites

is to Forget the stress factor generated by errors

or frustrating situations.

Human beings are fallible

and they make mistakes.

There are millions of contexts in life

which can lead a user to make a mistake

when he is filling in a contact form,

making an online payment

or creating a customer account for example.

If he is looking for a specific product

and ends up on an error 404 page

he will be frustrated.

If he enters his address 3 times

in the same form, because there is no dynamic error message

and nothing tells him how to correct this error,

he will lose patience,

get stressed and probably abandon his purchase

and then, You could loose a sale, and worse a customer,

due to a bad user experience.

Don't forget that:

- People are emotive and sensitive to stress

- People make mistakes

- Frustration is synonymous with a bad customer experience

- Customers don't know the site as well as you.

- Some people are not at ease with technology

and buying on the Internet

- Others do not always have optimal buying conditions

bad Internet connection, doing several things at the same time

So, a few simple tips to avoid this type of bad UX:

- Test your site's buying journeys yourself

- Do user tests: ask people to buy on your site

and observe them

- In the input fields,

remember to give indications to avoid errors

- Plan error messages

which defuse the situation and offer a solution

- Make sure you use a tone which is not frightening.

The wording is crucial in the user experience

and it can both improve and damage it.

Finally, don't forget!

Offering an optimal user experience to your customer

is not accomplished in one go.

New features emerge

and buying behaviors change!

It's down to you to regularly analyze your data

and watch the changes in your competitors' UX.

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Thank's for watching and happy selling!

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【MUKBANG】 Domino's Pizza Quattro Special with Mayonnaise! 2 L Size + Cola 3kg,5308kcal[CC Available] - Duration: 7:43.

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So, Today! tadaa Dominos pizza is offering... "quattro mayo boys" and "quattro girls mayonnaise" pizzas

well I'm guessing they're using a lot of mayo ... and... one loaded with toppings that most girls would like and...

the other with toppings that guys would like... ~that's my guess~

yep... probably...

this one is the quatro girl's mayo pizza 'popular mayo w/potato and fish egg mayo'

hot n' spicy Kalbi with mayo

teriyaki chicken with egg and mayo

seafood with fish egg mayo

~I'm guessing that's all there is for that one~

this one is the Mayo pizza for boys chicken kara-age with mayo

~oh that's right there are kara-age over here so this one is totally the boy's pizza~

Dude bro's favourite potato and mayo with X-tra X-treme Mayo

~all of a sudden they start bro- ing out what's goin' on here?~

hot n' spicy Kalbi wth mayo

mayo on top of the popular chicken teriyaki

so what they're up to with these is really loading them with Mayo

and this girls pizza here uses a lot of fish egg mayo which makes the whole pizza a pink hue

the guys pizza uses regular mayo and the girls uses fish egg mayo...

and for a person like me who is Best friends with mayo #BFFMayo I knew I couldn't pass this one up

so that is why I ordered these today and today I'm using a Starbuck's cup that is a size larger than Venti

itadakimasu lets start with the quatro girls pizza

and since I like Kalbi (Korean beef) I'll start with this spicy Kalbi slice first

mmm its so delish they're calling it hot n' spicy but I... don't really think its that spicy

its got a slight afterburn... slight... its got a bit of a sweet taste. and since I love sweet foods so

much I rather enjoy it but for those who are expecting something super hot you're goona be slightly disappointed

mayo goes really nicely with this sweet flavored Kalbi

so happy right now

this is seafood with fish egg mayo its topped with shrimp

its loaded with mayo and goes nicely with this seafood the tomato is a nice addition

on the day I chose to wear my Mochiko hoodie is the day that a piece of shrimp falls onto it

and it was covered in mayo as well

will I be able to get the stains out? I wonder?

this is teriyaki chicken with egg and mayo I don't think this one uses fish egg mayo...

I feel as though the regular mayo would pair best with this for pizza toppings I really like chicken teriyaki

there's no doubt about this flavor pairing a rich chicken teriyaki nestled on top of fluffy egg

and then drizzled with lovely mayo...

I've got some of my own Mayo the crusts don't have much sauce on them so I'll add my own

Mayo is the bestest!

omg I forgot to tell you about this slice I'm sorry to have taken a bite out of this but

this is potato with mayo with fish egg mayo

to me, this is the flavor with the most veggies in it for protein they've used hot dogs

I love meaty pizzas that you can sink your teeth into ~ this is totally delish though... don't get me wrong ~

potatoes and fish egg mayo are a great combo

next up is the quattro boys mayo pizza

lets take care of this first

first lets start with the chicken kara-age mayo this might be my first time trying pizza topped with chicken kara-age

mmm this baked mayo is so delish ~I'm so sorry to inform you guys so late~

but this mayo here is what I added after the fact I bumped this while carrying it so I wondered if any of the

mayo fell off so I decided to add extra on top

my first bite didn't have any of the chicken

Kara-age and Mayo are such "Best friends" they're friendship is eternal

this is teriyaki chicken with mayo its a pretty regular taste combination

these regular combinations are always so delish chicken is delish

hot n' spicy Kalbi with mayo its almost exactly like the one on the girls pizza

Boys and Girls love Kalbi ~I love it too!!~

EMERGENCY!! I'm out of cola!

~I still have more~

pizza and cola are the bestest

last up is potato and mayo with X-tra mayo mozza with mayo and then loaded with even more

and to top it off I've added yet more mayo lol potatoes and mayo with extra mayo and then even more mayo

this must be Kinoshita's special recipe

such Mayo

the baked mayo is so different from the mayo I added after the fact I feel as though the baked mayo has an extra sweetness to it

and it goes oh so nicely with this hot and steamy potato

hmm... I wonder if the act of baking kills a bit of the sour tanginess of the mayo?

that... or the mayo I added afterwards has a way different flavor so that is why the flavor is so different

last slice

last mouthful itadakimasu

gochisosamadeshita these domino's mayo.....

Quatro ??

quattro, boys mayo and quattro girls mayo were so delish

Mayo is so great don't you think? cheese with mayo... its 2 of my favourites together..

its a dream collaboration cheese, mayo and also this cola!

so good! I had 1litre of cola in my first helping

oh I never told you what size of pizza I had ... it was a large. two large pizzas

they were so wonderfully delish won't you all give these mayo pizzas a tate

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殺せんせーQ[クエスト]! EP 4 Koro-sensei Quest! - Duration: 10:16.

--A trial, right? That's like a pop quiz.

I see...

Koro Sensei, was it?

The Big Bad teaching students how to kill the Big Bad...

Pope Gakuho Asano:

having defeated many Big Bads in his time,

was our national hero and trainer of new heroes in turn.

And? What is this Big Bad doing now?

--Those kids of mine are on a serious egg-eating kick these days.

--He appears to be in line to purchase eggs.

--I'll have to really stock up today, that's for sure!

--Are you pulling my leg?

"Koro Sensei Quest"

"Nagisa"

"Karma"

"Kaede"

"Isogai" "Maehara"

"Rio" "Okuda" "Sugino" "Kanzaki"

"Chiba" "Hayami"

"Hinata" "Meg"

"Hinano" "Takebayashi" "Toka" "Justice"

"Muramatsu" "Kirara" "Yoshida" "Terasaka"

"Okajima" "Hara" "Mimura" "Fuwa" "Sugaya"

"Karasuma" "Irina"

"The Ruins of Tribulation"

I find it rather difficult to believe that <i>that</i> is the Big Bad.

Do you truly know what a Big Bad is?

"The Complete Big Bad"

Of course!

"Piercing eyes with a scorching glare."

"<i>The Complete Big Bad</i>, chapter 2"

"A jaw that could pulverize a dragon's head."

"Claws that can tear through steel."

"Heels that gouge the earth."

He's 0 for 4!

Are you pulling my leg?

I understand how you must feel, but it's the truth!

All right, then.

However, I doubt the Big Bad has the aptitude to be an instructor.

What shall we do?

Let us give him a little test.

Careful, everyone. It's really dark.

Ow!

And narrow, too.

Hey! Someone touched my behind!

Okajima!

It wasn't me!

Oh? Is that the way out?

"1st Chamber"

All right, class--here's today's destination: the Ruins of Tribulation.

I've never come this far on a quest before!

It's so exciting!

Is this what it means to be a journeying party of heroes?

Hey! You there!

Enough getting carried away-- follow my example!

<i>Who's</i> getting carried away?!

--Listen, you've got way too many items!

--If the Pope is giving us a dungeon-clearing quest,

--They're so crammed in, that mirror broke--and it looks like a key item!

--If the Pope is giving us a dungeon-clearing quest,

--They're so crammed in, that mirror broke--and it looks like a key item!

--I have to think he's got an ulterior motive.

--I've got to fix that!

--Here, let me get right on it.

--A trial, right? That's like a pop quiz.

Right, Koro Sensei?

Clear this and I get a raise... Clear this and I get a raise...

--He's not listening. --Ah, yes, everything will be fine.

Who knew the Big Bad got a salary?

I wonder who's fastest at handing out raises?

Hi, gang! I'm the guardian of these here ruins.

Nice to meet you!

And here come the trials!

Breeze on through them so we can report to the pope!

Oh, my my my! "Breeze on through"?

Maybe I misheard you.

Shaddap! Always a pleasure to see you full-of-yourself bottom-feeders!

You're nothing but useless trash garbage taking these trials!

What's his deal?

There are three chambers of tribulation! Here is your first trial!

Huh? What?

Surely even garbage ninnymuggins can <i>read</i>, can't they?

Wh-What a pain...

What's this? "The first chamber is the Chamber of Impostors."

"We've slipped an impostor into your party."

An impostor? When did this happen?

Along that dark path earlier!

"The first trial is to find the impostor and remove them from your party."

So we have to suspect our friends?

I'm the real thing! Don't kick me out, okay?

Please believe me! <i>I</i> am the <i>real thing</i>!

"The Big Bad is panicking!"

You believe me, don't you, Nagisa?!

The teacher doth protest too much, methinks.

"The Big Bad is panicking badly!"

Just look at these cute round eyes!

How could I be a monster with such unclouded eyes?

You're the Big Bad-- that's what makes you a monster.

--But I'll get fewer parts if I'm not in the party!

--He can't pass this trial unless he knows his students well.

--What do you mean, "parts"?

--Chances to shine!

First of all, one cannot expect a Big Bad to lend an ear to any human.

He'll likely start by kicking out the ones who defy him.

Now show us... the true nature of the Big Bad.

"Ruins of Tribulation: Chamber 1's Trial" "Who Is the Impostor!?"

Okay, anyone else have any thoughts?

He's lending his ear!

What do we do? I haven't the foggiest idea.

This is a tough one.

Who's the impostor?

Believe!

--Sir! --Yes, Okajima?

If they'd just let me smell them, I could totally sniff out the real girls!

It seems Okajima is the real deal.

I think we should kick Okajima out either way!

I just found a way to spot the fake.

Even if they can fake Koro Sensei's appearance,

they can't duplicate his speed and such. Right?

Oh, I get it!

That's our Karma!

As a hurdle to overcome, this trial really wasn't all that.

"Karma's luck decreases!"

Whoa! But he's real!

"Karma left the party!"

What awful luck!

Yeah, Karma's probably fine.

"Tell Us, Mr. Principal!"

Tell Us, Mr. Principal!

Hello, students. Principal Gakuho Asano here.

Seems we have a lot of questions from distressed students again today.

Now, let's try to address their concerns.

Here's one from "Class Pet Duty":

"I'm infatuated with this older man.

How do I go about catching his eye?"

Hmm.

Romantic advice, is it?

First you must take complete control of this man.

It's really quite simple:

His hobbies, address, family structure,

his parents' salaries, household income, and savings...

Secure all the information you can obtain.

The more weaknesses for you to latch on to,

the easier it is to control a person.

Begin by controlling a classmate, bending them to your will.

If you're incapable of even that much,

consider yourself ineligible for roma--

Koro-Q!

"Koro Sensei Quest"

So <i>this</i> is the impostor.

That's one pretty Terasaka.

Good job!

So you saw through him. Not bad for trash garbage.

But the real thing is safe and sound, right?

Why can't <i>this</i> be the real thing?

"2nd Chamber"

All right, losers: onto the next trial!

"The second chamber is the Chamber of Secrets."

--"Tell the guardian a party member's secret that only you know."

--What kind of trial is <i>that</i>?

A party member's secret...

That's one brutal trial.

This happens to be my specialty!

"Notebook of Students' Secrets - Top Secret"

Getting a handle on students' daily lifestyles is part of a teacher's job!

"Abs & thighs (and self-delusion)"

While I snooped in on all sorts of situations,

I built up a collection of all your most massive secrets!

"Solo air guitar in the woods at night"

--Sugi-Strike! --What a lowlife!

"Sugi-Strike!" "Practicing special moves"

An instructor must know all of his students' secrets and weaknesses

if he is to control them.

Not bad at all.

Which one of you is the Big Bad again?

"Notebook of Students' Secrets - Top Secret"

That's awful, sir!

If that's how you want to be...

"Notebook of Koro Sensei's Secrets"

A notebook of <i>my</i> secrets?!

--Stop that! I'll listen to anything you say!

--What? Seriously? --Stop that! I'll listen to anything you say!

"The Pope is stunned!"

<i>They</i> have <i>him</i> figured out!

Mortifying! Oh, so mortifying! So, so mortifying!

"3rd Chamber"

For your final trial, I've prepared something right up you losers' alley!

The last trial is in the Chamber of Self-Sacrifice.

The ceiling!

In only a few minutes, the ceiling will have dropped completely!

Unfortunately, this is where your trial comes in.

It's simple enough:

Press the button and the door on the opposite side will open.

But the second it's pressed,

the door on <i>that</i> side can never be opened again.

If we press our button, only our teacher will be saved.

Conversely, unless he presses <i>his</i> button, we'll die.

What the hell?!

Can he kill himself to save his students?

This trial reveals the instructor's very nature.

A monster has no business working as a teacher.

Come, Big Bad: here's where you reveal your hideous character!

Boop!

"The Pope is confused!"

Abandonment is not an option.

After all, they're my students.

--Koro Sensei! Oh, sir! --Let's go rescue him! --Hang tight!

So this is the E Class teacher...

How... how exquisite...!

Love.

Koro-Q!

"Koro Sensei Quest"

That will be all for today.

So then...

I shall recognize him as a teacher at Kunugigaoka Magic Academy.

However...

I will cut him loose at any time if I judge him unnecessary

to my educational vision.

Even if he <i>is</i> the Big Bad.

Okay, we've completed the quest--let's head back.

Yes, sir!

You know...

If we'd left him locked in that room in the last trial,

we could've beaten Koro Sensei, no sweat.

Oh.

You guys are too soft.

What awful luck!

And <i>that's</i> what we call "taking a fall for a gag," class!

Yes, sir!

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殺せんせーQ[クエスト]! EP 2 Koro-sensei Quest! - Duration: 10:06.

Kunugigaoka School of Magic,

where they teach students how to be heroes.

But the E Class alone shared a special secret the other classes didn't know:

The teacher instructing us...

...was the Big Bad!

Now, let's get to our schoolwork!

Another day with Koro Sensei, another truly unusual adventure!

"Koro Sensei Quest"

"Nagisa"

"Karma"

"Kaede"

"Isogai" "Maehara"

"Rio" "Okuda" "Sugino" "Kanzaki"

"Chiba" "Hayami"

"Hinata" "Meg"

"Hinano" "Takebayashi" "Toka" "Justice"

"Muramatsu" "Kirara" "Yoshida" "Terasaka"

"Okajima" "Hara" "Mimura" "Fuwa" "Sugaya"

"Karasuma" "Irina"

"The Red Devil"

Now, my goal is to train up a party that can fight the Big Bad on his level.

And to do that...

...we'll need some heroes.

"Hero"

But right now, no one in this class has what it takes to be that hero.

What about Isogai?

True, Isogai has the leadership skills to command a party.

He's probably the closest thing to a hero here.

However...

When seen from behind, Isogai is also the <i>furthest</i> thing from a hero!

Oh, right!

If Isogai's no good... don't we have anyone else that's hero-y?

If I may be so bold as to suggest yours truly?

The Big Bad is <i>the</i> furthest from a hero!

So what can we do?

"Royal Knight Commander" "Karasuma"

Rumors of powerful warriors on this continent

always mention the same three people.

Commander Karasuma! Where'd you come from?

You must entice one of the three to join you.

The first is Karma, the Red Devil, said to live in a northern cave.

The abilities of this young genius are reputedly all above average.

I've heard of <i>him</i>!

They say he's a super-sadistic ranger!

To think someone that famous was living so nearby...

The second is Ritsu, the Evolved Mage.

She lives in a cave to the north,

and her magic is said to evolve on a daily basis.

And finally, the Silver Berserker, Itona.

--He's rumored to live in a cave up north, where--

--Just how many caves do they <i>have</i> up there?! --He's rumored to live in a cave up north, where--

Koro-Q!

"Koro Sensei Quest"

"Ace Sorceress: Confessing the Truth"

Say it! Come on! Spill your secret!

That New Year's money you asked Mom to hold on to?

You're not going to get it back!

No way!

Koro-Q!

"Koro Sensei Quest"

Here's the cave where the Red Devil lives:

Karma's Cave.

That's the name of the dungeon?!

"Karma's Cave"

Okay, please hand these out--one apiece.

What <i>is</i> this? It's so heavy!

The strategy guide for this dungeon.

Monsters, directions, treasure chests--

even recovery points, all researched and collected by me!

It's Koro Sensei's strategy guide! No sweat!

"Karma's Cave: Complete Strategy Guide" "No sweat: It's Koro Sensei's strategy guide."

I just get so excited being on the attacking side!

<i>Too</i> excited.

The book has a sealed-up section with some slightly smutty monster info.

We're gonna see slightly smutty monsters?!

And the last page has info on the dungeon boss, natch.

"Karma (Boss)" "The final boss of Karma's Cave. Fearless and mischievous." "Parameters: Excellent in all areas. Battle prowess is especially high." "Irregularities in his Luck Trait"

"Irregularities in his Luck trait"?

What's that mean?

Hmph. All bark and no bite, eh?

I doubt you'll ever have a hope of defeating me as long as you live.

When he belittles people and makes fun of his opponents...

What are you lousy mutts laughing at?

Why don't you just run on back to your doghouses?

If he keeps up with the disdain and contempt...

<i>His</i> bug drops his Luck to a negative value

the second he belittles or makes fun of someone.

"Luck: -258"

He's buggy?!

He'd be a top warrior without that habit of treating others with contempt.

Once he's in the party, I'll take plenty good care of him!

But that's your face for treating <i>us</i> with contempt!

The place sure is packed with dangerous traps.

He's even more sadistic than the rumors say.

Not that they'll have the slightest effect against Koro Sensei, though.

A little dab of poison ought to up the danger quotient.

He's touching up the traps!

I bet painting something eye-catching on these axes

could make them a lot more dangerous!

That's dangerous in a whole 'nother way!

With Koro Sensei handling trap after trap for us,

it's pretty easy to make our way through.

Then there are the monsters...

There's one! A monster!

Is it a smutty one?

Nope. Damn.

"Some Mushroom Kunudons draw near!"

They're in the strategy guide:

"When they see adventurers at lower levels than themselves, they smirk."

--That's a smirk! --What an obnoxious monster!

Just like bugs flying into the flame!

Tee-hee-hee-hee...

The cave is crawling with 'em!

Are we going to be okay?

Monsters can't attack the Big Bad, so <i>I</i> will be just fine!

No fair!

Karma!

Going undercover as a monster?!

He's the first!

The first we've seen do damage to Koro Sensei!

I've heard about you: the Big Bad, taking on a schoolteacher gig.

I heard they call you "Koro Sensei" because you're unkillable.

But to be caught by such a simple move?

--Too close. --What's this? Are you a pushover after all?

--Too close. --What's this? Are you a pushover after all?

Your face is <i>too close</i>!

"Karma looked down on the Big Bad!"

"Karma fell through a trap door!"

Karma!

That bug's a doozy!

What awful luck!

But he <i>did</i> land the first blow on Koro Sensei.

His skills live up to the hype.

Go bald.

--What's he been doing all this time? Punching the wall? --Lose your hair. You're a man among men, but go bald.

--All that smack-talking must have made him mad. --Lose your hair. You're a man among men, but go bald.

Oh, how careless of me.

For a Big Bad, you're a real lightweight. Guess I let my guard down.

Ah, if it isn't Nagisa!

It's been a while.

Y-Yeah, sure has.

You know each other?

Uh-huh. We grew up together.

What business do you have tagging along with the Big Bad, Nagisa?

He's belittling Nagisa!

--And you! --The truth is...

"And you"

...we want you to join our party!

So we can beat the Big Bad!

Seeing your attack earlier reminded me how amazing you are.

Do you think you could maybe lend that power to us?

Huh...

He's totally looking down on us.

But even if I <i>don't</i> join up with you all...

Like, <i>way</i> down on us!

"Trap"

...I could still do it--all by myself.

Go ba-aaagh!

Gotcha!

Why me?

Where'd he go?

You're too slow-- and now I'm all nice and clean!

Fresh out of a bath?!

It was so dull being in your trap that I swapped in a substitute,

zoomed off to a recovery spring, and had myself a little soak.

Healed that wound right up, too.

You don't wash yourself in a recovery spring!

--Dammit! --Pshew!

Hah!

In you go!

"Koroseptic"

You're strong, Karma.

And smart, and quick-witted to boot.

Where do you get off washing someone else's back?!

I'm gonna shake him.

"No running in the bath, kids!"

But you put too much confidence in your own abilities.

Your blade can never reach me like that.

Isn't the Big Bad not for one person to defeat alone,

but for a whole hero-led party to defeat together?

Your attack with the monster stand-in was a very good one.

"Recovery Spring"

Why not try it with the entire E Class next time?

So you want me in that party, too...

I'll think about it, so just give me my clothes back.

Yeah, there you go.

Hey, no, wait! I said I'd <i>think</i> about it, that's all!

"Welcome, Red Devil!" "3-E's Rising Star"

Welcome to the E Class, Karma!

I <i>said</i> I would <i>think</i> about it!

What's with that mortifying banner?

"Welcome, Red Devil!" "3-E's Rising Star" "Karma joins the party!"

And why are you putting that in a dialog box?!

--And so we dragged Karma into our party, --Hip-hip, hooray! Hip-hip, hooray!

--getting one step closer to defeating the Big Bad. --Hip-hip, hooray! Hip-hip, hooray!

--Look, I haven't made my mind up yet! --Hip-hip, hooray! Hip-hip, hooray!

"Next Time: The Seductive Witch"

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Freedom From Fear and Dread - Part 1 - Enjoying Everyday Life - Duration: 28:33.

ANNOUNCER: THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM IS PAID FOR BY

THE FRIENDS AND PARTNERS OF JOYCE MEYER MINISTRIES.

JOYCE: YOU'RE NOT A COWARD JUST BECAUSE YOU FEEL FEAR.

WE'RE COWARDS IF WE GIVE INTO IT AND LET US--LET IT MANIPULATE

AND CONTROL OUR LIVES.

[MUSIC]

JOYCE: IF YOU WANT TO BE DEEPLY PLANTED IN THE WORD,

YOU HAVE TO STUDY THE WORD FOR YOURSELF.

AND ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU SIT AND YOU HEAR THE WORD, AND SOMETHING

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WELL, DON'T DEPEND ON ME TO GIVE IT ALL TO YOU.

MAKE A LITTLE NOTE, AND THEN THAT'S THE THING YOU GO HOME

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[MUSIC]

JOYCE: TODAY, I WANT TO TEACH ABOUT "THE FREEDOM FROM FEAR

AND DREAD."

ROMANS 8:15 IS A GREAT SCRIPTURE THAT TEACHES US THAT

THE HOLY SPIRIT DID NOT COME TO BRING US

INTO BONDAGE TO FEAR.

"FOR THE SPIRIT WHICH YOU HAVE NOW RECEIVED [IS] NOT A SPIRIT

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THE WORD "ABBA" ACTUALLY MEANS DADDY IF YOU WANT

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AND FEAR COMES WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUTURE HOLDS, OR

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AND GOD WANTS YOU TO KNOW TODAY THAT HE IS GOING TO ALWAYS TAKE

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I SAID GOD IS ALWAYS GOING TO TAKE CARE OF YOU.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: I MEAN, LIKE ALWAYS, ALWAYS,

ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS.

THAT'S A PROMISE THAT I HAVE FROM GOD FOR MY LIFE.

AND VERY OFTEN, I HAVE TO ASK GOD TO WHISPER THAT TO ME AGAIN,

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AND I BELIEVE THAT GOD WANTS YOU TO HEAR THAT TODAY, AND LET IT

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THROUGH.

YOU MAY BE A SINGLE MOM HERE TODAY WITH THREE OR FOUR LITTLE

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HAVE TO DO ONCE YOU GET HOME.

AND MAYBE ONE OR TWO OF YOUR KIDS ARE NOT BEHAVING THE WAY

THEY SHOULD, AND LIFE IS JUST NOT EASY FOR YOU, AND YOU DON'T

KNOW WHERE ALL YOUR PROVISION IS GOING TO COME FROM.

BUT GOD WANTS YOU TO KNOW TODAY THAT HE WILL ALWAYS TAKE CARE OF

YOU, AMEN?

GOD WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU.

NOW, IN THE WORLD THAT WE LIVE IN TODAY, THERE'S A GREAT

OPPORTUNITY FOR FEAR, ISN'T THERE?

AND I'M SO GRATEFUL THAT I HAVE A FOUNDATION OF THE WORD IN MY

LIFE, AND THAT I DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID.

PEOPLE TODAY ARE SOMETIMES AFRAID TO GO OUT INTO BIG CROWDS

BECAUSE OF ALL THE BOMBINGS AND THE SHOOTINGS.

IF YOU LOOK AT IT FROM THE STANDPOINT OF THE WORLD AND YOU

DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE WORD, YOU COULD EVEN BE AFRAID

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NEVER KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN.

AND THEN THERE'S ALL THESE VIRUSES AND DISEASES THAT, EACH

TIME A NEW ONE COMES, IT'S GOT A NEW NAME.

THE CURRENT ONE IS THE ZIKA VIRUS.

AND PEOPLE GET AFRAID ABOUT THOSE THINGS.

BUT JESUS CAME TO SET US FREE FROM FEAR.

AND IT'S SO--IT'S SUCH A BLESSING TO NOT HAVE TO BE

AFRAID OF THOSE THINGS.

AND YOU KNOW WHY WE DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID?

BECAUSE WE KNOW THAT WE'RE IN GOD'S HANDS.

AND THE BOTTOM LINE IS, IS WHETHER IT'S IN LIFE OR IN

DEATH, WE DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID BECAUSE HONESTLY, EVEN IF

SOMETHING WOULD HAPPEN TO END OUR LIFE HERE, THE NEXT PLACE

WE'RE GOING TO BE IS BETTER THAN THIS IS ANYWAY.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: AND IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH,

I THINK WE NEED TO KEEP OUR MIND ON THAT A LITTLE BIT

MORE.

I REALLY DO.

I DON'T THINK--YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW THAT WE NEED TO JUST SIT

AROUND AND DREAM ABOUT HEAVEN ALL THE TIME, BUT I THINK

SOMETIMES WE DON'T THINK ENOUGH ABOUT IT AND WHAT IT'S GOING TO

BE LIKE TO ACTUALLY BE IN THE PRESENCE OF GOD.

AND THE WORD ACTUALLY SAYS THAT IN THE LAST DAYS, THE DAYS THAT

WE'RE LIVING IN, THAT MEN'S HEARTS WILL FAIL THEM FOR FEAR.

I WANT US TO LOOK AT THE SCRIPTURE,

IT'S IN LUKE 21:26.

NOW, THIS CHAPTER IS ABOUT SIGNS OF THE END TIMES, SO I'LL JUST

START WITH VERSE 25.

"AND THERE WILL BE SIGNS IN THE SUN, AND THE MOON,

AND THE STARS, AND UPON THE EARTH [THERE

WILL BE] DISTRESS, TROUBLE, AND ANGUISH OF NATIONS IN

BEWILDERMENT AND PERPLEXITY [WITHOUT RESOURCES, LEFT

WANTING, EMBARRASSED, IN DOUBT, NOT KNOWING WHICH WAY TO TURN]

AT THE ROARING AND THE ECHO OF THE TOSSING OF THE SEA."

VERSE 26, "MEN SWOONING AWAY ARE EXPIRING WITH FEAR AND DREAD."

WE'RE NOT JUST TALKING ABOUT FEAR TODAY, WE'RE ALSO TALKING

ABOUT DREAD BECAUSE I THINK IF WE DON'T DEAL WITH DREAD, WE'RE

NEVER GOING TO GET RID OF FEAR.

"AND APPREHENSION, AND THE EXPECTATION OF THE THINGS THAT

ARE TO COME TO THE WORLD FOR THE [VERY] POWERS OF THE HEAVEN WILL

BE SHAKEN AND CAUSED TO TOTTER.

AND THEN WE WILL SEE THE SON OF MAN COMING IN THE CLOUDS."

YEAH, COME ON.

"WITH GREAT TRANSCENDENCE AND OVERWHELMING POWER AND [ALL OF

HIS KINGLY] GLORY AND MAJESTY WITH HIM."

SO, THINGS ARE TOUGH IN THE WORLD TODAY, BUT IT KIND OF

SEEMS LIKE IF WE BELIEVE THE BIBLE, THE TOUGHER THEY GET,

THE CLOSER WE ARE TO SEEING THE RETURN OF OUR SAVIOR, AMEN?

AND THESE ARE TOUGH TIMES TO BE ALIVE.

I MEAN, I'VE BEEN AROUND FOR A FEW YEARS, ABOUT THREE QUARTERS

OF A CENTURY ALMOST, AND THINGS HAVE CHANGED SO DRAMATICALLY.

I MEAN, SINCE I WAS A TEENAGER, OR SINCE DAVE AND I FIRST GOT

MARRIED, IT'S LIKE HOW CAN THINGS GET THAT BAD THAT QUICK?

BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS, IS THE WORSE THINGS GET, THE CLOSER

WE ARE TO JESUS COMING BACK TO GET US.

NOW, YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES WE THINK, "BOY, THIS IS A TOUGH

TIME TO BE ALIVE."

BUT I WANT TO ENCOURAGE YOU TODAY, IF THIS IS THE TIMEFRAME

THAT GOD CHOSE FOR YOU TO BE IN, THEN YOU'VE GOT WHAT IT TAKES

TO BE HERE.

AND, AND LISTEN TO THIS, GOD HAS AN ASSIGNMENT FOR YOU.

AND HIS ASSIGNMENT FOR YOU IS NOT TO JUST SIT AND WATCH

EVERYBODY ELSE DO SOMETHING, AND CLAP AND CHEER FOR THEM.

HIS ASSIGNMENT FOR YOU IS FOR YOU TO START USING THE TALENTS

THAT HE'S GIVING YOU TO HELP THE PEOPLE OUT THERE THAT ARE

PETRIFIED AND WHO DON'T KNOW THE LORD.

AND WHEN IT SAYS THAT MEN'S HEARTS WILL FAIL THEM FOR FEAR,

I SUPPOSE IT COULD MEAN HEART ATTACKS, I'M SURE THAT'S PART

OF IT.

BUT I THINK IT MEANS EVEN MORE THAN THAT.

I THINK WHAT THIS REALLY MEANS THAT THEIR HEARTS

WILL FAIL THEM.

I THINK IT MEANS THAT THEY'LL LOSE THEIR COURAGE.

GOD HAS GIVEN US NOT A SPIRIT OF FEAR, BUT A SPIRIT OF POWER,

AND LOVE, AND A SOUND MIND, AND A SPIRIT OF DISCIPLINE

AND SELF-CONTROL.

THE AMPLIFIED BIBLE SAYS, LET ME SAY IT AGAIN, GOD HAS NOT GIVEN

YOU A SPIRIT OF FEAR.

IF YOU HAVE A SPIRIT OF FEAR IN YOUR LIFE, IT IS NOT FROM GOD,

IT'S FROM SATAN.

FEAR IS THE MAIN DEMONIC SPIRIT THAT SATAN USES TO KEEP PEOPLE

FROM THEIR DESTINY, AND FROM DOING WHAT GOD WANTS THEM TO DO.

IT'S AMAZING ALL THE DIFFERENT THINGS THAT PEOPLE ARE

AFRAID OF.

IF YOU GET OUT AN ENCYCLOPEDIA AND YOU JUST GO DOWN A LIST OF

PHOBIAS, I MEAN, IT IS AMAZING.

THE LIST IS JUST LIKE NEVER-ENDING OF THINGS PEOPLE

CAN BE AFRAID OF.

NOW, I WANT TO ENCOURAGE YOU THIS MORNING BEFORE I GO ANY

FURTHER THAT SEED ALWAYS PRODUCES AFTER ITS OWN KIND.

IF YOU PLANT A TOMATO SEED, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET

A PEPPER.

AND THE WORD OF GOD IS SEED.

MARK CHAPTER 4 MAKES THAT VERY CLEAR, "THE SOWER SOWS."

AND THAT'S THE HOLY SPIRIT SOWING THE WORD.

AND THERE'S DIFFERENT KINDS OF HEARTS IN THIS BUILDING TODAY.

GOD WANTS US TO HAVE THE RIGHT KIND OF HEART SO WE CAN RECEIVE

THE SEED OF HIS WORD.

AND I SAW IT EVEN AGAIN SO CLEARLY THIS MORNING WHEN I WAS

STUDYING THAT WHEN WE PREACH ON SOMETHING, OR LET'S JUST SAY

LIKE TODAY, I'M PREACHING ON THIS BEING FREE FROM FEAR AND

DREAD, AND THAT SEED PLANTED IN YOUR HEART, IF YOU RECEIVE IT

WITH A SPIRIT OF MEEKNESS, AND YOU STAY FOCUSED ON WHAT'S GOING

ON HERE, AND YOU JUST--YEAH, YOU'RE JUST TAKING THAT IN,

YOU'RE AGREEING WITH IT, I CAN GUARANTEE YOU THAT THAT SEED

WILL PRODUCE A HARVEST OF LESS FEAR AND LESS DREAD

IN YOUR LIVES.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: I MEAN, I THINK IT'S JUST AWESOME

TO THINK ABOUT THAT.

AND SO, I CAN TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE IN A GOOD PLACE TODAY TO

HELP YOURSELF FOR THE FUTURE.

BECAUSE JUST HEARING THESE THINGS, WHEN THINGS COME UP THAT

OTHER PEOPLE ARE FRIGHTENED OF, THEY'RE NOT GOING TO BOTHER YOU

AT ALL, AND YOU'LL BE ABLE TO BE A WITNESS AND EXAMPLE TO THEM.

WHEN PEOPLE SAY, "WELL, WHY AREN'T YOU AFRAID?"

YOU CAN TELL THEM, "I'M NOT AFRAID BECAUSE I KNOW THAT GOD

LOVES US, AND HE'S GOING TO TAKE CARE OF US."

MANY, MANY FEARS TODAY, THE FEAR OF HARM, THE FEAR OF DEATH,

FEAR OF DISEASES, ECONOMIC CRASH, JOB LOSS.

THE WORLD IS A VERY UNCERTAIN PLACE.

BUT OUR GOD IS FAITHFUL, AMEN?

IT WOULD BE AMAZING TO KNOW, JUST AMONG THE GROUP OF PEOPLE

THAT ARE HERE TODAY, ALL THE TESTIMONIES OF BREAKTHROUGH

THAT GOD HAS BROUGHT INTO DIFFERENT PEOPLE'S LIVES.

HEALING FROM DESPERATE DISEASES, PEOPLE THAT HAD A DEATH SENTENCE

PRONOUNCED OVER YOUR LIFE, AND HERE YOU ARE ALIVE AND WELL,

AND STILL KICKING THE DEVIL IN THE TEETH AND SERVING GOD, AMEN.

AND IT'S JUST WONDERFUL.

ISAIAH 35, VERSE 4, THIS IS JUST A SCRIPTURE THAT'S A GREAT

PROMISE FOR YOU, AND I JUST WANT YOU TO SEE IT.

"SAY TO THOSE WHO ARE OF A FEARFUL AND HASTY HEART,

'BE STRONG.

FEAR NOT.

BEHOLD, YOUR GOD WILL COME WITH VENGEANCE, AND WITH RECOMPENSE

OF GOD HE WILL COME AND SAVE YOU."

EVERYBODY SAY, "GOD'S ON THE WAY."

AUDIENCE: GOD'S ON THE WAY.

JOYCE: SO, LET'S JUST DON'T GET TOO

OVERLY CONCERNED ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE WORLD TODAY.

LET'S LOOK AT OUR PROBLEMS, BUT STARE AT JESUS, AMEN?

ALL RIGHT, I WANT US TO LOOK AT JOHN 14:27 THIS MORNING.

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE JOHN 14:27, ESPECIALLY IN

THE AMPLIFIED BIBLE.

'CAUSE WHAT I WANT TO SHARE WITH YOU TODAY IS FOR ALL OF US, WE

NEED TO COOPERATE WITH WHAT GOD WANTS TO DO IN OUR LIVES BY NOT

LETTING FEAR RULE.

"PEACE I LEAVE WITH YOU.

MY [OWN] PEACE I NOW GIVE AND BEQUEATH UNTO YOU."

ISN'T PEACE A WONDERFUL WORD?

I JUST LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT WORD.

PEACE BE UNTO YOU.

THAT'S WHAT JESUS SAID WHEN HE WAS LEAVING,

"PEACE BE UNTO YOU."

YOU KNOW, I CAME TO A POINT IN MY LIFE A GOOD NUMBER OF YEARS

AGO WHERE I JUST THOUGHT, "I AM NOT GOING TO LIVE ANXIOUS

AND UPSET, AND FULL OF FEAR, AND ANGRY AT SOMEBODY ALL THE TIME,

WORRYING ABOUT WHAT THEY THINK OF ME.

I DON'T THINK THAT LIFE IS WORTH LIVING IF YOU CAN'T HAVE PEACE."

I MENTIONED IN ONE OF MY OTHER TEACHINGS THAT, LAST WEEK,

SOMEBODY HURT MY FEELINGS.

AND YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES WHEN SOMEBODY HURTS YOU, YOU KIND OF

GO BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN BEING HURT AND BEING ANGRY.

AND ESPECIALLY IF IT'S SOMEBODY THAT'S DONE IT MORE THAN ONCE,

AND SOMEBODY THAT YOU THINK SHOULD KNOW BETTER.

AND--BUT I REFUSE TO STAY ANGRY.

YOU KNOW WHY?

'CAUSE IT STEALS MY PEACE.

AND I'M NOT GIVING UP MY PEACE.

JUST 'CAUSE SOMEBODY ELSE HAS GOT BAD BEHAVIOR, I'M NOT GOING

TO LET THEM HAVE MY PEACE, AND STEAL MY JOY, AND STEAL MY DAY.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: AND SO, I MEAN, I IMMEDIATELY STARTED WORKING

THROUGH THAT WITH GOD.

AND I JUST TOLD HIM, "WE NEED TO HAVE A CONVERSATION 'CAUSE

I'M NOT STAYING UPSET.

I NEED YOUR HELP, BUT I NEED IT QUICK."

AND YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU'RE DETERMINED THAT YOU'RE NOT GOING

TO PUT UP WITH LETTING THE ENEMY STEAL WHAT JESUS DIED TO GIVE

YOU--I WANT TO SAY IT AGAIN.

WHEN YOU ARE DETERMINED, WHEN YOU ARE DETERMINED, WHEN YOU ARE

DETERMINED, WE CAN'T ALWAYS GET A VICTORY BECAUSE WE CALL OUR

FRIEND AND WHAT THEM TO PRAY AWAY OUR PROBLEMS.

SOMETIMES, YOU GOT TO FIGHT GOLIATH YOURSELF.

YOU GOT TO STAND AGAINST YOUR GIANTS.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: AND I SAY--AND IT'S FUNNY BUT IT

GETS A POINT ACROSS.

WHEN WE HAVE A PROBLEM, WE NEED TO RUN TO THE THRONE,

NOT THE PHONE.

SO, WHEN YOU'RE DETERMINED AND I'M DETERMINED THAT I'M NOT

GOING TO LET THE DEVIL STEAL WHAT JESUS DIED TO GIVE ME,

WE'LL START GETTING A LOT MORE VICTORY IN OUR LIVES.

"PEACE I LEAVE WITH YOU.

MY [OWN] PEACE I NOW GIVE AND BEQUEATH UNTO YOU.

NOT AS THE WORLD GIVES DO I GIVE TO YOU.

DO NOT LET YOUR HEARTS BE TROUBLED.

DON'T LET THEM BE TROUBLED, NEITHER LET THEM BE AFRAID."

WELL, SEE, WE THINK, "WELL, I CAN'T HELP IT.

I CAN'T HELP IT, I'M JUST A WORRIER.

I CAN'T HELP IT, I'M JUST AFRAID."

WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, THERE'S SOMETHING WE CAN DO

ABOUT FEAR, AND THAT'S CONFRONT IT.

BECAUSE GREATER IS HE THAT'S IN US THAN HE THAT'S IN THE WORLD.

AND THE DEVIL MAY COME WITH FEAR, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT GOD

GIVES US?

COURAGE AND BOLDNESS, AND THAT'S GREATER THAN ANYTHING THAT THE

ENEMY USES TO COME AGAINST US.

HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE FEAR IN YOUR LIFE YOU NEED TO GET

RID OF?

HOW ABOUT WORRY?

WORRY IS FEAR.

HOW MANY OF YOU FIND YOURSELF DREADING STUFF THAT YOU GOT

TO DO ANYWAY?

YOU KNOW, SOME OF YOU ARE ALREADY DREADING THE DRIVE HOME.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: REALLY.

YOU COME HERE TO ENJOY THE CONFERENCE AND YOU WERE--YOU

WERE SO EXCITED TO COME.

WELL, YOU SHOULD'VE KNOWN WHEN YOU CAME YOU HAD TO GO HOME.

AND SO, I WOULDN'T DREAD THE DRIVE HOME, I WOULD JUST STAY IN

THE AFTERGLOW, AND MEDITATE AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU LEARNED.

AND YOU KNOW, SOME OF YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT ALL THE STUFF NOW

YOU NEED TO GO HOME AND DO THAT YOU DIDN'T DO BECAUSE YOU

WERE HERE.

AND IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL, THE DEVIL WILL STEAL FROM YOU

THE WHOLE JOY AND PRIVILEGE OF BEING HERE BECAUSE YOU'RE

DREADING THE NEXT THING THAT YOU HAVE TO DO.

I AM NOT GOING TO LIVE IN DREAD.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: AMEN?

WE NEED TO START STANDING UP AGAINST SOME THINGS IN OUR

SPIRIT, AND JUST SAY, "NO, I'M NOT GOING TO LIVE LIKE THAT."

'CAUSE CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING?

YOUR REAL LIFE IS NOT THE LIFE AROUND YOU, IT'S THE LIFE

IN YOU.

YOU CAN HAVE THE LOUSIEST CIRCUMSTANCES IN THE WORLD,

BUT IF YOU'VE GOT PEACE INSIDE, IT DOESN'T BOTHER YOU.

AND YOU CAN HAVE GREAT CIRCUMSTANCES AND NO PEACE,

AND BE A MISERABLE PERSON.

SO, IT'S NOT ABOUT OUR CIRCUMSTANCES, IT'S REALLY ABOUT

WHAT WE BELIEVE.

AND WE CAN TRUST GOD THAT HE IS GOING TO TAKE CARE OF US.

WE DON'T HAVE TO KNOW HOW, WE DON'T HAVE TO KNOW WHEN, ALL

WE NEED TO KNOW IS GOD IS GOOD, AND WE'RE HIS CHILDREN, AND HE'S

GOING TO TAKE CARE OF US AND MEET OUR NEEDS.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: "DO NOT LET YOUR HEARTS BE TROUBLED,

NEITHER LET THEM BE AFRAID."

AND I LOVE THIS, "STOP ALLOWING YOURSELVES TO BE AGITATED

AND DISTURBED."

WOW, I'M GETTING A RESPONSIBILITY HERE.

I JUST THOUGHT I COULD PRAY IT AWAY.

"STOP ALLOWING YOURSELVES TO BE AGITATED AND DISTURBED, AND

DON'T PERMIT YOURSELVES TO BE FEARFUL AND INTIMIDATED,

AND COWARDLY AND UNSETTLED."

WOW, HMM, WHAT ABOUT THAT?

YOU KNOW, THE WHOLE ISRAELI ARMY WAS RUNNING FROM GOLIATH.

AND DAVID BASICALLY SAID, "THIS IS PATHETIC.

WHO IS HE AGAINST OUR GOD?" AND HE WAS VERY ILL-EQUIPPED IN

THE NATURAL TO DEAL WITH GOLIATH.

AND YET, BECAUSE HE HAD THE COURAGE TO GO FORWARD,

GOD USED HIM IN A MIGHTY WAY.

AND YOU DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TO HAVE THE NATURAL SKILLS TO DO

WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE.

ALL YOU NEED IS THE COURAGE TO GO TO THE BATTLE LINE.

DID YOU HEAR ME?

ALL YOU NEED IS THE COURAGE TO GO TO THE BATTLE LINE.

1 JOHN 4:18 SAYS, "THERE IS NO FEAR IN LOVE.

BUT PERFECT LOVE CASTS OUT FEAR.

BECAUSE FEAR HATH TORMENT.

AND HE THAT FEARETH IS NOT MADE PERFECT IN LOVE."

NOW, THIS IS TALKING ABOUT KNOWING HOW MUCH GOD LOVES YOU,

HOW MUCH HE LOVES YOU.

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, I LOVE MY KIDS.

AND YOU DON'T WANT TO MESS WITH A MAMA WHERE IT COMES TO HER

KIDS, AMEN?

THAT IS JUST NOT A SMART THING TO DO.

AND IF MY KIDS, HAVE A NEED, ARE IN TROUBLE, AND THERE IS ANY WAY

THAT I CAN RELIEVE THEIR SUFFERING AND HELP THEM,

I'M ALL OVER IT.

WELL, IF WE FEEL LIKE THAT, HOW DO YOU THINK GOD FEELS ABOUT US?

AND THE GOOD THING IS I CAN'T ALWAYS DO EVERYTHING THAT NEEDS

TO BE DONE BECAUSE I HAVE LIMITATIONS, BUT HE HAS

NO LIMITATIONS, AND ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE WITH GOD.

YOU KNOW WHAT OUR PROBLEM IS?

OUR PROBLEM IS NOT THAT GOD CAN'T DO IT, OUR PROBLEM IS THAT

WE DON'T BELIEVE THAT HE CAN.

WE NEED TO INCREASE OUR BELIEVING AND OUR EXPECTATION.

WHATEVER YOUR SITUATION IS HERE TODAY, GOD HAS YOUR ANSWER,

AMEN?

GOD LOVES YOU, AND HE WILL MEET YOUR NEED.

NOW, I WANT YOU TO REALLY LISTEN TO WHAT I'M GETTING READY

TO SAY.

FREEDOM FROM SOMETHING DOES NOT ALWAYS MEAN THE DISAPPEARANCE

OF IT.

YOU GOT TO GET THAT.

FREEDOM FROM SOMETHING DOES NOT ALWAYS MEAN THAT YOU'LL NEVER

HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT AGAIN.

IT DOESN'T NECESSARILY MEAN THAT IT'S NOT GOING TO COME AGAINST

YOU AND CONFRONT YOU.

AND I THINK WE GET A LITTLE MIXED UP ABOUT THIS POINT.

WE THINK BECAUSE WE'RE FREE FROM SOMETHING, WE SHOULD NEVER EVER

FEEL IT, OR SEE IT, OR EXPERIENCE IT AGAIN

IN OUR LIVES.

AND I WANT TO JUST TELL YOU, AS LONG AS YOU'RE ON THE PLANET,

THERE'S GOING TO BE DIFFERENT TIMES WHEN SATAN IS GOING TO

COME AGAINST YOU WITH FEAR BECAUSE THAT'S HIS WEAPON TO

KEEP YOU OUT OF THE WILL OF GOD.

I LEARNED A GREAT LESSON MANY YEARS AGO ABOUT FEAR, AND IT

CAME THROUGH A STORY THAT I HEARD ABOUT A WOMAN WHO HAD

SPENT HER WHOLE LIFE IN FEAR.

SHE WOULDN'T DRIVE, SHE WOULDN'T GO OUT AT NIGHT.

SHE WAS LONELY, SHE HAD NO FRIENDS.

AND SHE WAS COMPLAINING TO ANOTHER CHRISTIAN FRIEND,

THIS WOMAN WAS A CHRISTIAN.

AND I HATE TO SEE ANYBODY LIVE IN FEAR, BUT FOR A CHRISTIAN,

IT'S REALLY BAD BECAUSE WE'VE GOT THE HELP THAT WE NEED.

AND SO, SHE WAS TELLING HER FRIEND, "I'VE JUST LIVED MY

WHOLE LIFE IN FEAR, AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO,

AND I HAVE NO LIFE, AND BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH."

AND HER FRIEND LOOKED AT HER AND SAID, "WELL, WHATEVER IT IS YOU

WANT TO DO, WHY DON'T YOU JUST DO IT AFRAID?"

SEE, WHO SAYS THAT WE CAN'T DO WHAT WE WANT TO DO JUST BECAUSE

WE FEEL FEAR?

AND SO, HERE'S THE THING THAT I LEARNED THAT WAS SO HELPFUL TO

ME, BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT A COWARD JUST BECAUSE YOU FEEL FEAR.

WE'RE COWARDS IF WE GIVE INTO IT, AND LET IT MANIPULATE AND

CONTROL OUR LIVES, AMEN?

I FEEL FEAR AT DIFFERENT TIMES ABOUT DIFFERENT THINGS,

BUT I KEEP GOING FORWARD.

AND COURAGE ACTUALLY IS FORWARD MOTION IN THE PRESENCE OF FEAR.

THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS.

YOU FEEL FEAR, BUT YOU KNOW YOUR GOD, AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO

GIVE INTO THE FEELING.

YOU KNOW THAT YOU'VE GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO DO WHATEVER IT IS THAT

YOU WANT TO DO.

IN SOME WAYS, YOU CAN KIND OF SAY FEAR TRIES TO BE YOUR

CONSTANT COMPANION.

AND I HAD TO MAKE SOME DECISIONS A LONG TIME AGO WHETHER TO GO

WITH THE WAY I FELT, OR TO TAKE STEPS OF FAITH

AND FIND OUT IF WHAT I WAS FEELING WAS GOD OR NOT.

I SAY STEP OUT AND FIND OUT.

AND I GOT A LOT OF STORIES I DON'T HAVE TIME TO TELL YOU THIS

MORNING, I'M NOT GOING TO GET INTO THEM, BUT I'M JUST LETTING

YOU KNOW THAT JUST BECAUSE YOU FEEL FEAR DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE

A COWARD.

TEMPTATION TO SIN IS NOT SIN.

IT'S SIN WHEN YOU GIVE INTO IT.

ANOTHER GOOD EXAMPLE IS BE ANGRY AND SIN NOT.

SEE, I USED TO THINK IF I FELT ANGRY, THEN I WAS IN SIN.

AND ONE MORNING, DAVE AND I GOT INTO AN ARGUMENT, AND I WAS SO

MAD, AND I HAD TO GO PREACH THAT MORNING.

AND I'M TELLING YOU WHAT, PREACHING WHEN YOU'RE ANGRY

DON'T WORK GOOD.

IT JUST DOESN'T 'CAUSE WHAT'S IN YOUR SPIRIT IS GOING TO

COME OUT.

YOU HAVEN'T HAD ANY FUN TILL YOU HEAR AN ANGRY PREACHER.

AND DAVE WENT OFF TO WORK, AND I WAS SITTING THERE NOW FEELING

GUILTY AND FEELING TERRIBLE BECAUSE I'D LOST MY TEMPER,

AND NOW I NEED TO GO PREACH, AND HOW'S GOD GOING TO USE ME AFTER

ME ALLOWING THAT TO HAPPEN?

ANYBODY EVER FEEL LIKE THAT, YOU MAKE YOUR MISTAKES?

BUT THEN GOD BEGAN TO SHOW ME THAT THE FEELING OF ANGER IS

PRETTY NORMAL.

BE ANGRY AND SIN NOT, HOW CAN YOU BE ANGRY AND SIN NOT?

JUST BECAUSE YOU FEEL ANGER DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO ACT ON

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IT ACTUALLY MEANS THAT YOU CAN SAY, "I FEEL THIS, BUT I'M STILL

GOING TO FORGIVE.

I'M NOT GOING TO LET THE SUN GO DOWN ON MY ANGER, AND I'M GOING

TO GET OUT THERE AND BEHAVE MYSELF GODLY, AND YOU'LL HAVE TO

DEAL WITH THE FEELING."

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

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FRENCH FRIES RECIPE - McDonald STYLE II फ्रेंच फ्राइज़ II BY VIJAYALAKSHMI II - Duration: 6:55.

Hi friends, myself Vijaya welcome to my kitchen.

Today we are going to make an American Street Food.

Which is very popular in Mc Donalds as French Fries.

This is not only liked by kids but adults also liked it.

So let's make French Fries.

To make French Fries we have taken 4 old & long shaped potatoes whose skin can be easily peeled.

Cooking Oil, Water, Salt & tomato sauce.

Let's make French Fries.

Firstly we'll peel the potatoes.

Potatoes are peel, now we'll cut them into centre.

Now with the help of French Fries cutter, we'll cut the potatoes.

With the help of french fries cutter we have cut all the french fries.

If you don't have french fries cutter, you can cut it from the knife as well.

We have cut the potatoes with french fries cutter & the knife as well.

Now we'll take them in a bowl and will wash them thoroughly.

We'll wash them thoroughly with the water.

We have wash all the potatoes .

Here we have taken a big vessel

To this we'll add water.

We'll let the water boil, then we'll add potatoes and will blanch them for 5 mins.

Water is boiled & now we'll add 1 tsp Salt in it.

Now we'll blanch these potatoes for 5 mins.

5 mins has been passed, let's turn of the gas.

Potatoes are boiled/cooked almost 80 %.

We'll take them out in a bowl.

Spread them on the kitchen towel.

And will dry them.

Potatoes are dry, now we'll put them into a zip lock bag.

Here we have put in all the potatoes in zip lock & now we'll put them into deep freezer for 3 hours.

After that we'll fry them.

3 hours has been passed & we have taken them out from the deep freezer.

We have put in oil in the kadhai once its heat up then we'll fry these french fries in it.

We'll take them out in a plate.

Similarly we'll fry all the french fries.

French Fries are ready, we'll serve them with tomato ketchup or sauce.

Also we'll sprinkle some salt on it.

If you like our toady's French Fries recipe then do try this.

We have given detailed method of preparation & detailed ingredients in this video.

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【MUKBANG】 Domino's Pizza Quattro Special with Mayonnaise! 2 L Size + Cola 3kg,5308kcal[CC Available] - Duration: 7:43.

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So, Today! tadaa Dominos pizza is offering... "quattro mayo boys" and "quattro girls mayonnaise" pizzas

well I'm guessing they're using a lot of mayo ... and... one loaded with toppings that most girls would like and...

the other with toppings that guys would like... ~that's my guess~

yep... probably...

this one is the quatro girl's mayo pizza 'popular mayo w/potato and fish egg mayo'

hot n' spicy Kalbi with mayo

teriyaki chicken with egg and mayo

seafood with fish egg mayo

~I'm guessing that's all there is for that one~

this one is the Mayo pizza for boys chicken kara-age with mayo

~oh that's right there are kara-age over here so this one is totally the boy's pizza~

Dude bro's favourite potato and mayo with X-tra X-treme Mayo

~all of a sudden they start bro- ing out what's goin' on here?~

hot n' spicy Kalbi wth mayo

mayo on top of the popular chicken teriyaki

so what they're up to with these is really loading them with Mayo

and this girls pizza here uses a lot of fish egg mayo which makes the whole pizza a pink hue

the guys pizza uses regular mayo and the girls uses fish egg mayo...

and for a person like me who is Best friends with mayo #BFFMayo I knew I couldn't pass this one up

so that is why I ordered these today and today I'm using a Starbuck's cup that is a size larger than Venti

itadakimasu lets start with the quatro girls pizza

and since I like Kalbi (Korean beef) I'll start with this spicy Kalbi slice first

mmm its so delish they're calling it hot n' spicy but I... don't really think its that spicy

its got a slight afterburn... slight... its got a bit of a sweet taste. and since I love sweet foods so

much I rather enjoy it but for those who are expecting something super hot you're goona be slightly disappointed

mayo goes really nicely with this sweet flavored Kalbi

so happy right now

this is seafood with fish egg mayo its topped with shrimp

its loaded with mayo and goes nicely with this seafood the tomato is a nice addition

on the day I chose to wear my Mochiko hoodie is the day that a piece of shrimp falls onto it

and it was covered in mayo as well

will I be able to get the stains out? I wonder?

this is teriyaki chicken with egg and mayo I don't think this one uses fish egg mayo...

I feel as though the regular mayo would pair best with this for pizza toppings I really like chicken teriyaki

there's no doubt about this flavor pairing a rich chicken teriyaki nestled on top of fluffy egg

and then drizzled with lovely mayo...

I've got some of my own Mayo the crusts don't have much sauce on them so I'll add my own

Mayo is the bestest!

omg I forgot to tell you about this slice I'm sorry to have taken a bite out of this but

this is potato with mayo with fish egg mayo

to me, this is the flavor with the most veggies in it for protein they've used hot dogs

I love meaty pizzas that you can sink your teeth into ~ this is totally delish though... don't get me wrong ~

potatoes and fish egg mayo are a great combo

next up is the quattro boys mayo pizza

lets take care of this first

first lets start with the chicken kara-age mayo this might be my first time trying pizza topped with chicken kara-age

mmm this baked mayo is so delish ~I'm so sorry to inform you guys so late~

but this mayo here is what I added after the fact I bumped this while carrying it so I wondered if any of the

mayo fell off so I decided to add extra on top

my first bite didn't have any of the chicken

Kara-age and Mayo are such "Best friends" they're friendship is eternal

this is teriyaki chicken with mayo its a pretty regular taste combination

these regular combinations are always so delish chicken is delish

hot n' spicy Kalbi with mayo its almost exactly like the one on the girls pizza

Boys and Girls love Kalbi ~I love it too!!~

EMERGENCY!! I'm out of cola!

~I still have more~

pizza and cola are the bestest

last up is potato and mayo with X-tra mayo mozza with mayo and then loaded with even more

and to top it off I've added yet more mayo lol potatoes and mayo with extra mayo and then even more mayo

this must be Kinoshita's special recipe

such Mayo

the baked mayo is so different from the mayo I added after the fact I feel as though the baked mayo has an extra sweetness to it

and it goes oh so nicely with this hot and steamy potato

hmm... I wonder if the act of baking kills a bit of the sour tanginess of the mayo?

that... or the mayo I added afterwards has a way different flavor so that is why the flavor is so different

last slice

last mouthful itadakimasu

gochisosamadeshita these domino's mayo.....

Quatro ??

quattro, boys mayo and quattro girls mayo were so delish

Mayo is so great don't you think? cheese with mayo... its 2 of my favourites together..

its a dream collaboration cheese, mayo and also this cola!

so good! I had 1litre of cola in my first helping

oh I never told you what size of pizza I had ... it was a large. two large pizzas

they were so wonderfully delish won't you all give these mayo pizzas a tate

and as always thanks for watching and if you liked this video please hit the like and subscribe buttons BAI BAI

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How to Use the Western Wall's Power From Home - Duration: 5:42.

What's up guys it's Obi, I haven't done a video in a while but let's start now, right?

So I came to the Kotel tonight, I came to the western wall tonight, I was in the area

with my wife and I figured let me stop by and do an hour of hitbodedut (jewish meditation)

over here, and I usually, don't, I usually go to more quiet places, I usually connect

more in more quiet places, just how I like to do it, and how I feel connected more.

But I was at the Kotel, and I was sitting there, I found a place in the corner and I

was sitting there in my chair, and - I'm not there at the kotel now by the way - this is

a place a few minutes off to the side, still in the old city though, and I was sitting

there in the chair thinking, and I was looking around at the people around me and they're

praying with such energy and such fire, and I was looking around thinking like "what is

it about this place, that gives it it's power, what is it?

Where is it?

Which stone is it?"

And I was looking around like which stone is it?

Where's that spot that gives it it's power?

What gives the western wall it's power?

The fact that it was a wall that surrounded the mountain going up to the temple?

That is what gives it it's power?

The fact that it's that wall?

That it's a physical wall that surrounded - it can't be that that is gives it it's power,

but you see that people come here, and they pray, and they're answered and there's no

doubt about it that it's a powerful place to pray.

But I was thinking, that what it about this place that makes it so powerful?

It can't be that it's a wall, that surrounded the mountain going up to the temple.

And yeah, it's also a good place to pray, it's a spiritual place, a lot of people come

to pray there, and it' a place where millions of prayers have gone up, so of course that's

gonna make it a powerful place to pray, but that's not it also, not because a lot of prayers

have gone up there, so also your prayer is gonna go up.

There's something more about it, and I realized that what gives it it's power, is the fact

that people believe that their prayers are gonna be answered there, and that's what gives

it it's power.

What gives it it's power is the belief that it wakes up inside of people that this is

a powerful place to pray, this is the place where the temple was, this is a place where

many people have prayed and been answered, this is a place of salvations.

And they pray with that belief that their are gonna be answered, and their prayers are

answered.

And you know why?

Because they believe it.

Because in order for your prayers to be answered, you need to pray with that belief that they

CAN be answered.

You need to pray with that belief that they will be answered.

And the Kotel has this energy to wake up that belief inside of you that your prayers will

be answered, but it's not the Kotel that makes your prayers be answered, it's the wester

wall, it's not the stones, it's not the notes, its not anything.

It's the belief that it wakes up inside you, it's the belief that it wakes up inside of

you that your prayers will be answered there.

And when you pray with that strong belief, so your prayers are answered, but you don't

need the western wall for that.

Any place that you pray, that you connect to, that wakes up that belief inside of you,

your prayers will be answered there.

And why the kotel?

Because it's spiritual place, and so many prayers have gone up there, and when a lot

of prayers have gone up in an area, so spiritually, you feel that in your soul and it wakes you

up to pray with that extra energy, with that extra belief.

But you see that what makes your prayers be answered, is not the wall itself, it's the

feeling that the wall wakes up inside of you.

So anywhere that you can tap into that feeling, and you can pray with that belief that your

prayers will be answered, it doesn't matter where you are, you can be anywhere.

And that's why I always find places off to the side, I can't pray over there, I can't

concentrate over there.

I get too distracted there's too much going on.

I don't feel good, I don't feel connected.

But when I come to places like this, on the side, or I go to quieter places like the forest,

I pray with much more intention over there, and I'm answered!

I've had many miracles in my life, and I've told you about some of them.

And why are my prayers answered?

Because I believe that they're gonna be answered.

Because those places wake up that feeling inside of me, and I have that feeling in side

of me that my prayers will be answered, and that's why their answered.

It has nothing to do with where I am, it has nothing to do with anything about it, it has

to do with that belief that I have inside that my prayers will be answered, and that's

the most important thing.

When you pray, to pray with that belief that your prayers will be answered, and that's

what makes a prayer be answered.

And I wan't to show you guys one last thing.

So I was here off to the side, and of course the yetzer hara (evil inclination) like to

dance on your head, and he's making me feel like "no - you came all the way to the kotel,

and then you left, you should have just stuck it out there, you know it is a good place

to pray, and you should have just prayed there, why do you always have to go off to the side,

why don't you just pray there like a normal person and everyone else" and I was feeling

these negative feelings, and of course I pushed them away, because I believe that I need to

find a place where MY prayers will be answered, where I feel good and where I feel strong

praying, and as soon as I felt that, look what I saw right here on the wall - look at

this - someone had written this right on the wall right here - "Don't stop being you" - with

a little smiley face, so don't stop being you guys!

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What are the top 5 ancient Chinese inventions - Duration: 3:54.

It seems everywhere you look nowadays, you see articles about Chinese people not being

creative, but that hasn't always been the case.

Here are the top 5 ancient Chinese inventions that changed the world.

Coming in at number 5 is Kites and Movable Sails.

That's right before Homer wrote about the great conquest of Troy and long before Columbus

discovered America; the ancient Chinese kingdoms mastered the seas.

As a matter of fact, according to many historians, "China had one of the most advanced maritime

forces in the world at the time.

This is in part due to their invention of movable sails.

Today, we still use movable sails on many maritime ships.

Number 4 was an invention of necessity!

Due to the high demand for silk, the Chinese developed the spinning wheel, which allowed

silk workers to increase production and quality of silk treads.

Evidence suggests that the Chinese invented the spinning wheel in the 11th century and

this revolutionary device made its way into Europe via the Silk Road, with stops in India,

Baghdad, and eventually Europe.

Today, most of our cloth is spun with newer technologies that offer even faster yarn production

including friction spinning, an open-end system, and air jets.

Quick question.

Were you a boy scout when you were little?

Or have you ever been camping?

Chances are when you were little you learned to use a compass.

Well, guess what?

You can thank Chinese scientists for this world changing invention.

One of the reasons China had a powerful navy in ancient times was because they could navigate

the high seas.

The magnetic compass was first invented as a device for divination as early as the Han

Dynasty, and later adopted for navigation by the Song Dynasty during the 11th century.

The first usage of a compass recorded in Western Europe and Persia occurred around the early

13th century, almost two centuries later!

Today, the compass is still a powerful tool for navigation!

You might want to write number 2 down….

And thanks to Chinese inventors you can!

That's right, the Chinese invented paper.

The pulp papermaking process is said to have been developed in China during the early 2nd

century AD, possibly as early as the year 105 A.D., by the Han court eunuch Cai Lun,

although the earliest archaeological fragments of paper derive from the 2nd century BC in

China.

Popular belief is that Egyptians invented paper, but it was the Chinese who invented

the pulp papermaking process and we still use this technique today.

Okay, you probably guessed the number one world changing ancient Chinese invention.

That's right gunpowder!

Chinese are well known for their creation of gunpowder and contrary to popular belief

they did use it in warfare.

The common story is Chinese created fireworks and when Westerners came across the invention

they turned it into gunpowder, but this is just a story.

As a matter of fact, this invention has changed warfare forever.

From guns to cannons to rockets, without this invention we might have never made it to the

moon!

So there you have it.

The top 5 ancient Chinese inventions that changed the world.

Do you agree with our list?

Leave a comment below and let us know what you think!

And as always share this video and subscribe.

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5 Weird Things That Happen in Pregnancy - Duration: 4:12.

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5 Weird Things That Happen in Pregnancy

Pregnancy.

There is nothing quite like it, is there?

Just as in the case of newborn sleep deprivation,

You can't quite fathom how it will be until it actually happens to you.

Prior to pregnancy, I knew nothing about pregnancy.

I had no idea when you normally find out the baby's sex,

Nor did I truly understand the elation that comes when you start feeling those baby kicks.

When I found out I was going to have a baby, I started reading up on what exactly was going

to happen to me,

Both physically and emotionally.

But I don't think you can truly be prepared for it until you experience it.

Some things I understood in advance, but others, well, there were plenty of weird pregnancy

symptoms that threw me for a loop.

Pregnancy brain I used to wonder when I'd hear women talk about their "pregnancy brain."

Was it really a result of a growing baby or were they just an idiot?

I have to say,

It's a good excuse when you do something dumb.

But then I left my car keys in my car and forgot about them,

Calling my clinic to cancel my appointment in tears because

I thought they were in my husband's car instead and thought I was trapped at home.

And then I went to fill up my gas tank and parked my car on the wrong side of the gas

tank.

Twice.

There was also the time I was calling a friend and as it was ringing,

I panicked, because I forgot her name and didn't think to look at my cell phone screen.

Yes, pregnancy brain.

It's a real thing.

Sweating.

All of the time.

I am so thankful I am not spending my last trimester in the heat of summer.

But the end of the first trimester up until about 32 weeks, I sweated.

I wore tank tops and shorts most of my pregnancy, even when others would be in long sleeves.

I distinctly remember getting my hair done in a salon for a wedding and truly thinking

I was going to pass out from heat stroke under the plastic cape.

I kept apologizing to the stylist as she had to sweep up bits of hair from my profusely

sweating neck.

Extra hair growth Oddly, I found I shave my legs far less often in pregnancy than I did

prior.

Probably because all the hair growth happens on my belly and chin.

My growing abdomen started proudly showing off its blond, downy fur early in the first

trimester.

(Thanks a lot, estrogen.)

I started sprouting some impressive chin hairs that would make a witch jealous.

True, pregnancy hormones also made my hair (the ones on my head) grow spectacularly,

so it wasn't all alarming.

Wanting to vomit and eat everything in my fridge all at the same time

Prior to pregnancy, when I would get nauseated, the thought of food would make me want to

hurl.

But in my first trimester, I could dry heave over the sink and then want a bowl of watermelon

and Chick-Fil-A chicken strips,

like, yesterday.

Thinking about a salad would make me sick, but I could crave a frozen pizza no problem.

Pregnancy is weird.

Clumsiness This is one of my favorite unexpected symptoms.

I may be teaching my growing fetus all sorts of juicy swear words as

I go to retrieve my keys for the fourth time from the floor, but it still fascinates me.

My body is loosening the joints in my hips and pelvis in preparation for birth,

But it also loosens all the joints in my body, including those in my hands.

For the longest time, I couldn't understand why anything that came in contact with my

hands automatically flew back out and onto the floor.

When I finally read about this quirky symptom, I was relieved I wasn't going crazy.

"Oh I'm not clumsy,"

I'd explain to my husband as he picked up the cans of soup I knocked onto the grocery

store floor, "I'm just pregnant

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