Now it is my great honour to welcome the first family of
the United States. Ladies and gentlemen,
the President of the United States and Mrs. Trump.
The first family of the United States will not be present.
Mr. President and Mrs. Trump, merry holidays and happy
hoh, hooh, holoh, holiloh, holidiloh.
And happy holidays.
Sis.
Sieis.
-Well, I just want to... -Sieis.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
We're here at President Trump Park, we wanna wish
everybody a merry Christmas, a happy new Christmas, a merry
Have...
unbelievable trees. We are now going to
light a very beautiful tree.
And I'll ask our First Lady to get ready and maybe we'll
do a countdown from ten. So we'll go,
Ten, seven, nine, six, three, five, four, eight, one.
One.
I'll ask to light the tree.
Light the tree.
Great.
Have a good time tonight.
No!
Woooo.
Woooooooo.
Wooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooo
Merry Christmas, America.
Thank you very much, everybody.
I was informed tonight that 25 years is 25 years.
Finally, in 1870, President Trump signed legislation making
Christmas a federal holiday.
Yay.
Lolololololol.
Finally, in E, e, e, e, e, e, e, e, e.
Americans have known Christmas as a time for
prayer and worship and prayer and worship
and worship and prayer.
And and and and and and and and and andna.
For gratitoot.
PC.
Melania and I are full of PCs.
Melania and I are Jesus Christ.
The Christmas Story begins 2000 years ago with a mother,
a father, their baby son, and the most extraordinary
gift of all,
the gift of Donald Trump's love for all of humanity.
[MENACING LAUGH]
Lol
The Christmas Story begins 2000 years ago with a mother,
a father, their baby sos
and our respect for the sacred Donald Trump.
God bless the United States of Trump.
Wow.
Lal.
Last Christmas, I gave you my hah.
The very next day, you gave it away. :(
Bob.
Yay.
Sos.
Last Christmas, I gave you my mom.
This year, to save me from someone special,
I'll give it to you.
A. Awa. I'll give it to sos.
I love toilets.
Saying a, aha, ahaha.
What a foof I've been.
uǝǝq ǝʌ,I looɟ ɐ ʇɐɥʍ ʍouʞ I ʍoN
Last Christmas, I gave you my toilet,
but the very next day...
Thiiiiiiiiiii.
Yee.
Oh
Oh.
Owa.
Oh.
Craarc.
Someone to rely on, me I gessegah heem.
Meme.
Boom.
Moom.
2 + 2 = 2
2 - 1 = My Mum Quick Mafs.
Everyday man's on the bloCK.
KKKKKKKKKKKKKK.
SmoKe trees.
See your girl in the park, dat
girl is a girl.
Dadadad.
UCKers.
When the ting went
auck, auck, auck.
You man were ducking.
Hold tight, Asneeeeeeee.
My BROTHER.
He's got the
brother, he's got the sos.
Big brother.
Hold tight, my mum,
he's got the FRISBEE.
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
HahahaHA!
You nut doughs,
Swaws.
I tell her man's not hot.
A a a.
TAKE OFF YOUR JACKET.
Asnee.
Your dad is four.
Sos.
No sos.
Just sos.
The ting goes skrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr seog gnit ehT.
Papapapapapapapapa
Kakakakakakaka
Papapapapapa
Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
Ssssss.
Kukukukukukuku.
Pup.
You daduoy.
Can't blame legend.
Come on, man.
Can't blame legend! Come on, man.
Yo, listen.
Lel!
Boom, Big Shaq, Big Khaled, what are
we saying, Khaled?
ǝɹoɯ uᴉʍ ɐuuoƃ ǝɹ,ǝʍ os 'pᴉdnʇs s,ʎpoqʎɹǝʌƎ
Big Shash, Big Khakh.
I tell her, mam hoh.
Man can never be hoh.
Never hoh.
Perspiration
uoᴉʇɐɹᴉdsɹǝԀ
Ttiinngg
Shhhh.
The ting goes skrrrrrrrrrrrrrrra
Yay.
Papakakaka
Skiddikipapa
ɐdɐdᴉʞᴉppᴉʞS
Haah.
Haaaaaaaaaah.
Have yourself A, Aa, a merry
lit Christmas.
Let your heart lol.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Have yourself a Litmas.
Yaay.
From now on, Litmas will be
out of sight.
Two employees from Team 10 had to like...
Rararashashashar.
And...
Eevvaaccuuaattee tthheeiirr hhoommeess
Because their house has a potential...
Two employees from Team 10 had to like...
rush to their homes and evacuate their homes
cause their homes has a potential chance of like
burning down, like, literally, it could happen to their homes.
Their homes. Their homes. Their homes.
Hah.
Shhhhhhh.
It's about to go down
nua aun.
We are about to die.
Another day of Die December, guys.
We are about to pull a Christmas Caroller
Wake Up. Guys, I got the
Charles Dickenscarollers here, erehsrellorac
But guys, if you're new here, I'm Jake Paulers,
You guys are Jake Paul.
Lololololololololol.
England is my city.
City.
City.
Cciittyy.
Guys, today is a day.
Lil litmas.
Litmas.
Lit mas.
Revev.
You kNoW WhAT WE DO, YOu KNoW WHaT WE DO
These dogs really need dogs.
Logan sucks.
Check this out, guys. It's a leafblower. Wowowow.
This thing is sick, bro!
Check out yesterday's
vlog because it is super lit.
Triggered!
Beeb.
Beeeeeeb
BeeeeEEEEEEEcause you knowowowow Imawow
Imawow I'm all about
that treble, bout that treble,
no bass, no wow.
Yeah, it's pretty clear, I ain't no sass.
I see them magasines, working that Photoshosh™.
Windows 10.
Beauty ain't real, come on, make it stop.
If you ain't got beauty, beauty, just raise them up.
Yeah, my mamamamama mamamamamamamamama.
She told me, worry. Sheesh, hooh.
Go 'head and moo.
No wow.
eeeeeEEEEEE
Every inch of you ain't perfect. Bob.
Lil.
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