Haruna: We're gonna gather it up! And so, today's guest is BTS! Welcome!
*clapping*
Various emcees: Welcome, welcome. Are you scared?
Kouji: They're like "Where do we go?"
Haruna: Please, just stand where you were told to.
{these poor lost boys omg}
Haruna: Thanks for coming.
Kouji: Do you guys speak some Japanese?
RM: Just a little bit.
Kouji: Oh, just a little bit?
Haruna: Oh you guys can speak a little bit?
V: A little.
Haruna: So, this is your first time on live Japanese broadcast, what do you think? Is your tension rising?
RM: IT'S RISING!
JN: So much tension *incoherent excited noises*
Everyone: awkward laughs
Haruna: Ahh, apparently only two of you are high tension.
Haruna: says something I can't hear
Kouji: It's because Haruna forced them to say it.
Haruna: Oh, is that so. I think that they are just still a bit confused.
Kouji: Well, let's have them do introductions.
Haruna: Yes, let's start from RM.
RM: Oh, one at a time, okay. Good morning everyone, I'm Rap Monster who can't sing and is a little miserable.
Kouji: Can't do, miserable, those are some interesting descriptors.
Haruna: As expected of RM.
Kouji: That's definitely RM.
JK: Hello, *mumbles something* I'm Jungkook.
JK: *expectant look*
Kouji: Oh, that's it okay.
Kouji: JK seems like he doesn't have much to say.
JK: *cute nod*
Kouji: OHHH What a cute face!
Kouji: Jungkook-san~~ {I had to spell that one out im sorry}
JK: *Becomes bunny*
Haruna: Up next
V: *Lip smack*
V: Yes, Tuesday, oh wait, *bows* Good morning. Tuesday is mothers day,
{it's not, taetae, its sunday you sweet buffoon}
V: but today is Wednesday {at least he got that right} I'm V
*more laughter from some ambiguous location*
Kouji: Okay... V might be a little strange, huh?
Kouji: Before the broadcast, during the commercials, Haruna was on standby over there
Kouji: and he tried to go stand next to her
Haruna: He just kinda appeared behind me, I think he was trying to go around me but
Haruna: His character makes me want to untangle(?) his personality
V: Who, me?? *cute confused expression*
V: My character... uh... I don't know...
Haruna: Lets take our time.
Kouji: What kind of kid is V, RM?
RM: V is... kinda... weird.
Everyone: *Agrees*
V: THE MOST ANGELIC SHY CUTE SMILE LAUGH IN THE WORLD
{WAOW LOOK AT MY PURE PERFECT SON}
Haruna: Alright, JN, You're next
JN: Yes. Good morning, I am the face of BTS, Jin. {I THOUGHt WE WERE OVER THE HAND KISS PHASE}
{cringe but I love him anyways}
Kouji: Ohhh, a free kiss
Ladies: *Confused*
Haruna: He said that himself, wow.
Kouji: And next-
JM: Yes, Good Morning, I'm Jimin with the charming smile
Everyone: *Swooning, dying, shot to the heart*
Haruna: His shy laugh is cute: {YOU BETCHA IT IS}
Kouji: Indeed, once again saying it himself, shy, and cute.
Haruna: And-
JH: GOOD MORNING b̶i̶t̶c̶h̶e̶s̶ the refreshing hope {wtf does that even mean hobi}
JH: Hopu hopu I'm J-Hope
Haruna: He did that-
Kouji: I definitely got a refreshing feeling of hope thank you
Haruna: And, lastly-
SG: delayed Good Morning of course, it's me Genius Suga
Haruka: Amazing
Kouji: "of course, it's me Genius Suga"
Kouji: Excuse me but, everyone's really interesting, huh?
Haruna: Okay everyone, so today we are going to showcase your new song
Haruna: But before that, we're going to watch an explanatory VTR
Haruna: We're gonna "wrap up" BTS
Haruna: Right now, steadily advancing in the world
BTS
is a super popular hip hop boy group
from South Korea with an average age of 22
The album they released last year, titled WINGS
placed on the international billboard album chart
surpassed famous acts such as Beyonce
and managed to place 26th
officially making them the highest ranking kpop act ever.
On top of that, on the chart for most SNS relevance
they have beat out the likes of Ariana Grande and Justin Bieber
to hold the No. 1 spot for six consecutive weeks.
And, their world tour which started in February
of this year is Sold Out everywhere.
In America, they attracted 60,000 people,
and in Brazil and Chile, 40,000 .
Of course, BTS are exploding with popularity here in Japan, too
and that momentum isn't letting up.
Last year, out of the most tweeted artists in Japan,
BTS slid in with famous artists and ranked 7th
The reason why they're so popular internationally?
Their highly addictiong songs,
They write lyrics that focus on the struggles and worries of youth
and all of the members participate in the music making process
{insert amazing Spring Day lyrics}
Another reason that BTS captures the world's hearts?
Smol child: Their dancing has so much impact
Even smoler child: Their dancing is so strong
Adult: it's really sharp and cool
Haruna: Yes, the quality of their dancing
is seriously no joke.
{JJEORO insert my horrible saxophone imitation}
Singing while doing these intense dances,
even the breaths of these seven boys are in sync
when they put on these spectacular performances.
"I want to see more of this cool BTS!"
say the fans about these types of videos.
{bultaoreuneFIYAAAAAHHH}
Yes, dance practices videos.
"The quality of these videos is just too high!"
These 38 videos have garnered
over 100,000,000 views
On top of that, if you combine the view count
of their music videos it sums up to
over 1,000,000,000 views.
Their singing and dancing is monster level
which even caught the eye of this Japanese artist
AK 69: In 2014 we performed on the
same stage at a festival once and since then
I've been checking up on them.
Haruna: The representative artist for hip hop in Japan,
AK-69
He works under the Japanese branch of
the American hip hop label, Def Jam Recording
which represents internationally famous artists
such as Justin Bieber and Rhianna.
When asked about the appeal of BTS
Right off the bat they have that
"Handsom Hallyu star" visual,
but their music is seriously hip hop
it's really genuine, really real,
and they make me think all over again that
they have the power to aim their music at the world.
Haruna: This amazing groups newest Japanese song
Is being released today.
{CHI ASE NAMIDA~}
{SASAGERU IMA MO-}
{AFURE TAAAAAA~ DA TAAAAAA DA}
Haruna: And, this is their first appearance
on live TV in Japan
Kouji: When you lay it all out like that it's really amazing
Haruna: We kinda had to cram it all into there-
oh, was it good?
V: Thank you very much.
Haruna: Thank you very much.
We even had the Japanese fans say that the quality
of your dance is limitless, but what did you think?
V: I feel embarrassed.
Haruna: Embarrassed? It makes you feel shy?
V: Yes.
Kouji: Who is the best at dancing?
everyone points to sunshine dance leader Hobi
JK: J-Hope-san
Kouji: Eeehhhh!! Every member acknowledges it.
{Damn right they do}
{LOOK AT THaT SMILE WOW}
Kouji: So Hope-san is the #1 dance teacher?
So does everyone learn from him?
Bangtan: *Agrees*
JM: Yes, he's our teacher.
Kouji: We know you're good at singing, but
would Hope-san be willing to show us a bit here?
Everyone: Hypes him up and is ready
JH: Just a little bit. Kouji: Just a little bit
JH: KILLS IT WAOW
{LOOK aT THIS BEAUTIFUL BOY GOOOoOOO}
{AND THAT CUTIEPIE ENDING IM LOV HIM}
Everyone: *Is amazed*
Kouji: If Hope-san's level is this high then it's llike he
pulls everyone else up to his level too.
Haruna: AK - 69 also had comments to say about you
guys, but what did you think? Rap Monster?
RM: Well, he's an artist we really like,
with songs like "Rainy Days," but now that we're
in the same company as him, we're really excited.
Haruna: Yes, because you're under the same label now.
And, coming up soon, we'll be seeing their performance
LIVE! So stay tuned after the commercial break.
{I'm gonna take this little awkward commercial break to just have a little chat (you're gonna have to pause the video to read so just ignore this if you want}
{Hey hi there my names Alex I'm BTS's No. 1 fanboy nice to meet you}
{Idk if you care or not but my bias is V and my bias wrecker is Kook, though truthfully I love all the boys equally :')}
{I'm procrastinating so much homework to do this rn (ironically im procrastinating my Japanese homework lmao}
{So I'm a first year college student, and I'm half Japanese, which is why I can speak and understand it clearly}
{But I can't read or write it very well which is why I'm taking Japanese classes}
{I'm also procrastinating a Big Essay but whatevs sometimes you just gotta /do/ a /thing/ and here we are 7 hours later}
{I'm also taking first year Korean so that's exciting languages are fun lol even though I had midterms in both classes today TT)
{Anyways follow me on tumblr @ queerestfox for dumbfuckery, memes, and bangtan (as well as other groups)}
{If you read all this, comment your bias in this format: I would boop (Insert bias name)'s nose) K Byeeeeeee}
V: Everyone, we are BTS.
V: *Does awkward cute Tae thing*
V: Please listen~
{I'm not subbing the song bc there are prob}
{translations of it online and IVE BEEN DOING}
{THIS FOR NINE STRAIGHT HOURS AFTER}
{TAKING TWO MIDTERMS LET ME LIVE--}
{ENJOI THE SONG THO~~}
Everyone: *Says thank you in various forms*
Kouji: That was amaaazing, right?
Haruna: It was!
Kouji: *Lost for words* Just this and that,
what is it called? This dancing is just the level of
an artist right? This just looked like
a performance from a professional dance team.
Haruna: It really is, isn't it?
During the commercial break, they were all bright
smiles and polite greetings, well behaved.
But the gap between that and this, is almost jarring.
Kouji: And you dance at this level at all
all of your live performances, right?
RM: Yes, and our concert set lists are 26 songs.
Kouji: Really, you'd lose so much weight doing that.
RM: Ah yes, that's true, we don't even need to diet.
Kouji: You really wouldn't need to.
Haruna: You really have to eat.
Kouji: Seriously you'd lose so much weight.
I understand why you guy are so popular.
Haruna: They're about to kick off their Japan tour,
how do you think it will be?
JK: *Speaks korean*
{Me: *Patiently, SHOOKly waits for the interpreter to speak*}
Interpreter: This is the Japanese edition of the
tour that they started in Korea. From the 30th
of this month until the 5th(?) of July(?) (I can't hear very well OTL just look at Joons cute face)
I want to hurry up and do this tour and meet all the fans
Haruna: You guys already got to go around the US
and have fun, but for the ending, could you send
a message to your fans?
V: Jin-kun
JN: Thinks real hard ARMY's,
JN: I love you~
Everyone: *Loses their shit*
Haruna: Thank you very much.
V: He did that kiss twice
Haruna: He did the flyaway kiss twice. Again,
thank you very much for coming.
Please come back again next time!
Bangtan: BYEEEE!! THANK YOU!!
Haruna: This has been BTS thank you very much!!
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