Youtube daily report Dec 10 2017

안녕!! (Annyeong)

Hola!!

Hello!!

こんにちわ!! (Kon'nichiwa!)

Today we're going to react to ~~

KARD! x2

I'm so happy they released an Mv for this song Beba: Me too

Because it's one of my favorites and when I first heard it

I was like... wait it wasn't trust me do you remember? Beba: It was the first one

Wasn't it into... (into you)

Into... You? Me?

Anyways it was that song but then

But then I heard trust me

And I was like wow~ Beba: And after that you couldn't even pick...

Now I cannot pick a favorite at first it was 'Into you'

But now all of them are my favorites

Let's play

Beba: I think that Eli:J.seph Beba: I think all of them are my bias

Jiwooh~~ Beba: I like all of them Eli: Jiwoo is my bias

I can't chose Eli: I am loyal unlike you

I-I don't care

I love her voice for real I just love her

I love that she had more lines in this album (she even had a song with J.seph)

I understood that

I want to cry

Yeah this is really good

Somin~

I'm sorry if my I look so depressed but this song...

I don't know

My part is coming up

J.seph looks so handsome~~ Beba: I know

I keep saying G.seph and it's J.seph

(she had goosebumps)

(This song is so emotional)

I like the outfits too

This is my favorite part I know it's almost the end but

Well no I am lying it's one of my favorites

One of your favorites

I feel like it was too short Eli: Yeah it was the duration of the video was two

2:46

I want to say that KARD that since I first hear 'Oh na na'

I was just blown away and I liked then ever since and I thought

they were going to add more members but I really didn't want them to have more members

I wanted them to stay just the four of them and I'm glad it was like that

But is a group that I think

It's going to get far

Yeah this album was just

I believe it's definitely one of the best albums of this

Year so Beba: It's definitely one of my favorites

We like it

But yeah this was all for this video if you liked it don't forget to like it

I am calming down now

you're calmed Eli: Yes I am (this after taemin lol)

But yeah don't forget to like, comment and subscribe and we'll see ya in our next one

Bye 💚

For more infomation >> KARD - Trust Me Reaction - Duration: 5:02.

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Bajo sospecha empresas alemanas en el caso ARA San Juan | cordillera invertida - Duration: 5:41.

German companies under suspicion in the case Argentine submarine disappeared

"There is a suspicion that the batteries They were replaced were not of the quality that

should have been, "said the president of the Committee on Foreign Affairs

Argentine parliament Two German companies that supplied batteries

the submarine ARA San Juan are under suspected of paying bribes to achieve

the contract and have offered parts substandard, according to information from

German public regional chain 'Bayerische Rundfunk '(BR).

The German Interior Ministry confirmed the chain has received a letter from

the Foreign Affairs Committee of Parliament Argentina requesting information on the

case, and he has referred the request to the department of Economy.

"There is a suspicion that the batteries They were replaced were not, in part or in

nothing quality that should have been.

Either we do not know where they came from, if Germany or another country.

So we want to know what technicians were in place and who he signed saying, well,

this is already repaired, "said the president Argentina of that commission, Cornelia

Schmidt-Liermann.

The parliamentarian stressed that there is suspicion that there were bribes and that "German companies

They were involved "in them and has directed the German Government in writing to ask

case data; "We do not have that information and we need it, "he says.

"The suspicions suggest that there was corruption here" denounces Argentine Defense Minister

Oscar Aguad cited by the chain.

The minister made public those suspicions a few days ago country still in Argentina

no news of the whereabouts of the submarine She disappeared on November 15 in the Atlantic

South with 44 crew on board.

Aguad recalls that there was a complaint about alleged corruption in court that

It was "swept under the carpet" and uninvestigated and notes that there is also evidence that

They indicate that materials were used without the quality required.

Ferrostaal and EnerSys-Hawker signed a contract 5.1 million to supply 964

batteries that allegedly were paid bribes

German companies are suspected Ferrostaal and EnerSys-Hawker and as BR, it not documented

the work done enough when the submarine, German made

and incorporated in the Navy Argentina 1985, It was subjected to a repair process in

which, among other reforms, they were changed the batteries.

The ARA San Juan last reported its position on the morning of November 15,

in the San Jorge Gulf, 432 kilometers the Argentina coast.

A few hours earlier, the commander of the ship It had reported a leak that fell

on the batteries, it is causing a short circuit and a principle of fire, a problem

gave he rectified and continued toward his base, in Mar del Plata.

According BR, Ferrostaal and EnerSys-Hawker signed a contract worth 5.1 million euros

for the supply of 964 batteries in the alleged bribes were paid.

The first company adds chain, He has rejected any responsibility explaining

which he was limited to mediate the contract and collect why a commission, while EnerSys-Hawker,

battery supplier, has not responded BR questions.

Search in the "inverted ridge" The Armada Argentina explained that the search

submarine is centered at a point 700 meters located in the "upper slope"

an area of ​​"complexity" in a "cordillera inverted ".

Navy spokesman, Enrique Balbi, reported during an official part that "no news"

in "two points" detected within the area inspection and highlighted the difficulty of

the search section of this third point.

"That object, which still do not know if is metallic or not, had been corroborated

as an object through the (ship) Cape Furnaces through its probe, "said Balbi.

As he pointed out, closely they inspected said contact located "southwest of downtown

circular area 40 kilometers radius " established as a central search area.

Although they have initially spoken of 700 meters deep, could increase 200

towards the bottom, he said.

"The search area is eminently located in what we call upper slope,

middle slope ", similar to an" inverted ridge " It has a slope of two degrees and "guttering"

which may have from "ten meters up to 200 meters "deep, detailed

oceanographer Ariel Troisi during the party.

Terrain irregularity worse "performance sensors "and means that there are" rebounds,

false echoes "and even vary its sensors Depending on where they are added

Troisi.

"Some things can be seen and another direction They are masked "and sensor" can find

a compatible object with what one is looking and not what one seeks only be just

a rocky outcrop, "he continued.

Currently six national and foreign vessels Search form part of San Juan,

with the last contact had the Nov. 15 while heading toward

Mar del Plata from the port of Ushuaia, the southernmost city in the country.

Balbi said the operation to find the submarine is only "search" and

his "refloating" is not part of the work being out these day.Tell

Agencies

For more infomation >> Bajo sospecha empresas alemanas en el caso ARA San Juan | cordillera invertida - Duration: 5:41.

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8 causas de hinchazón (y ninguna tiene que ver con lo que comes) - Duration: 3:16.

For more infomation >> 8 causas de hinchazón (y ninguna tiene que ver con lo que comes) - Duration: 3:16.

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Imam Jamenei. Los enemigos externos e internos. - Duration: 4:15.

For more infomation >> Imam Jamenei. Los enemigos externos e internos. - Duration: 4:15.

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La joven afroamericana que hace historia en West Point - Duration: 3:40.

For more infomation >> La joven afroamericana que hace historia en West Point - Duration: 3:40.

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Singalong With The Strong H...

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내 피부는 A, M, U...? 얼굴에 그린 알파벳 모양에 따른 '알파벳 피부관리법' - Duration: 6:35.

For more infomation >> 내 피부는 A, M, U...? 얼굴에 그린 알파벳 모양에 따른 '알파벳 피부관리법' - Duration: 6:35.

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Nam Tae Hyun Only Has 5 Fans!!! *Sad DJ Event Story* - Duration: 2:23.

Nam Tae Hyun is the former member and leader of korean boy group Winner.

It was announced that he left the group and YG Entertainment in Novemeber of 2016.

The official reason was due to his mental health.

After leaving Winner, He created his own band called South Club.

Instead of signing with another label, he created his own label and named it South Buyers Club in March of 2017.

Their fan club is named Amp.

Nam Tae Hyun is also a DJ.

Recently he held a DJ event, but only a few fans showed up.

He revealed this on December 9 while chatting on his V Live broadcast.

He stated:

This was very disappointing to Nam Tae Hyun.

How do you feel about this news?

Are you a fan of Nam Tae Hyun?

Will you support his new endavors? and Will you support South Club?

and Why do you think only a few fans showed up?

Comment Down Below and don't forget to like and subscribe

For more infomation >> Nam Tae Hyun Only Has 5 Fans!!! *Sad DJ Event Story* - Duration: 2:23.

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Photoshop Tutorial: How to Create a Classic, Vintage, Matchbook Cover - Duration: 10:52.

Hi. This is Marty from Blue Lightning TV.

I'm going to show you how to replicate the look of classic, vintage, matchbook cover images.

I provided a Photoshop file template that you can download, so you can follow along.

Its link is in my video's description or project files below.

It includes a retro linoleum background, a closed matchbook

and an image of smoke that we'll apply later.

In addition, I included a channel of the shape that we'll use later to place our portrait into.

Open a color photo that you'd like to use for this project.

I downloaded this one from Shutterstock.

The effect works great on any subject.

It be a person, place or thing.

The first step is to crop your subject to a specific size and resolution in order to

give us the best result.

Open your Crop Tool.

For its Width, type in 935 "px" for pixels.

For its Height, type in 625 px and for its Resolution, type in 150 pixels per inch.

Go to a corner and when you see a diagonal, double-arrow, drag it in or out.

Continue to drag corners until your image is cropped to your liking.

You can also reposition your image by going inside the Crop's bounding box and dragging it.

To accept it, click the checkmark at the top of press Enter or Return.

To fit it back onto your canvas, press Ctrl or Cmd + 0.

If you're photo is of a person, the effect will look best if you separate your subject

from its background and replace the background with a solid color, however, if you prefer

to keep your photo, as is, convert it into a Smart Object, so we can modify it non-destructively

and replace it with another image without having to redo the effects.

To do this, click the icon at the upper, right of the Layers panel and click "Convert to Smart Object".

Then, fast-forward to 5 minutes and 34 seconds in the video, where you can pick it up at that point.

To separate the subject from its background, we'll make a selection around the subject.

For this example, I'll use the Quick Selection Tool with a radius of 10 pixels.

If you're using this tool as well, drag your tool over the inside of your subject.

To remove areas, press and hold Alt or Option as you drag over those areas.

If you're using version CC 2015.5 or later, click the "Select and Mask" button or go to

Select and "Select and Mask".

If you're using an earlier version, click "Refine Edge".

I did in-depth tutorials on both filters, so if you'd like to watch them,

I provided their links, as well.

If you want to use Refine Edge instead of "Select and Mask", Shift-click "Select and Mask"

and the "Refine Edge" filter will open.

Check, "Smart Radius" and drag the Radius until the hair of your subject looks as soft as this example.

Check "Decontaminate Colors".

This prevents color fringe, which is happens when the background colors

encroach onto the soft edges of your subject.

I'll keep the default amount at 50% and output it to a "New Layer with Layer Mask".

We'll make a new layer below the active layer by Ctrl-clicking or Cmd-clicking the New Layer icon.

We'll fill the empty layer with a color, which will be the background behind out subject.

Click the foreground color to open the Color Picker.

Pick a color for your background.

Since I already know the color I want, I'll type it into the hexadecimal field: 90B7B8.

To fill the empty layer with the foreground color, press Alt or Option + Delete.

Next, we'll brighten our overall image.

Make the top layer active and click the Adjustment Layer icon.

Click "Levels".

In the Input Highlights field, type in 221.

We'll make a new document of this layer, which we'll utilize later to add an effect.

To do this, make the layer active and click the icon at the upper, right.

Click "Duplicate Layer".

When you see this window, open the Document fly-out list and click "New".

Name it, "Subject".

Then, click OK or press Enter or Return.

Open back your original subject document.

We'll convert it into a Smart Object.

To do this, make the top adjustment layer active and Shift-click the bottom layer to

make all the layers active.

Click the upper, right icon and click "Convert to Smart Object".

Go to Filter, Pixelate and "Color Halftone".

Make the Radius: 4 pixels.

Go to back to Filter, Blur and Gaussian Blur.

Blur it 1 pixel.

Next, we'll intensify the yellow in the warmer colors.

Click the Adjustment Layer icon and click "Selective Color".

Open "Reds" and drag the Cyan all the way to the left and the Yellows all the way to the right.

Open Yellows and drag the Cyan also all the way to the left.

If you separated your subject from its background, open the document of the layer that you saved

earlier and press "v" to open your Move Tool.

Drag it onto the tab of your original subject and without releasing your mouse or pen, press

and hold Shift as you drag it down and release.

Pressing & holding Shift kept your cutout subject aligned with the document you dragged it onto.

Drag the "Fill" to 0%.

This makes the layer invisible, but it'll retain the full visibility of the effects

that we add to it.

Double-click the layer to open its Layer Style window.

Click "Outer Glow" and the color box.

In the hexadecimal field, type in: FFE400.

Then, click OK.

The Blend Mode is "Multiply" and the Opacity is 100%.

The Technique is "Softer", the Spread is 0, the Size is 10 pixels and the Range is 50%.

This added a subtle, yellow outer glow around our subject that simulates the effect of the

off-registration printing of many inexpensive, vintage matchbook covers.

Next, we'll increase the color saturation.

Click the Adjustment Layer icon and click "Vibrance".

For the Saturation, type in 40.

We'll convert our visible image into a Smart Object by Shift-clicking the bottom layer

to make the layers active and converting them into one Smart Object.

Drag your matchbook cover onto the tab of the matchbook template and without releasing

your mouse or pen, drag it down and release.

Open your Channels panel.

If you don't see it, go to Window and Channels.

Ctrl-click or Cmd-click the thumbnail of the "Inside Shape" to make a selection of it.

Open back the Layers panel and click the Layer mask icon to make a layer mask of the selection

next to the active layer.

Click the chain-link icon to unlink the layer and the layer mask.

Now, we can reposition and/or resize the layer or the layer mask independently of the other.

Drag the layer below the Smoke layer.

To reposition and resize your subject, open your Transform Tool and drag it into position.

The layer mask will keep it within its boundaries.

Then, press Enter or Return.

Make the Smoke layer visible and active and change its Blend Mode to "Screen".

Make your subject active and change its Blend Mode to Linear Burn.

Click the Adjustment Layer icon and click "Vibrance" again.

This time, we want the adjustment layer to affect only the subject and not the matchbook,

nor the background.

To do this, we'll need to clip it to the subject.

Either click the Clipping Mask icon or by press Ctrl + Alt + G on Windows or Cmd + Option + G on a Mac.

Drag the Vibrance all the way to the left and the Saturation all the way to the right.

As I toggle back and forth, you can see the difference.

To angle your entire matchbook, make your subject active and relink the layer and the

layer mask, so they'll move together.

Shift-click the matchbook to make it active, as well, and open your Transform Tool.

Go to a corner and when you see a curved, double-arrow, rotate it to an angle your like.

This is Marty from Blue Lightning TV.

Thanks for watching!

For more infomation >> Photoshop Tutorial: How to Create a Classic, Vintage, Matchbook Cover - Duration: 10:52.

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MEGHAN MARKLE's Former HOUSE Before she Engaged to PRINCE HARRY - Let's Take a Look! - Duration: 2:35.

For more infomation >> MEGHAN MARKLE's Former HOUSE Before she Engaged to PRINCE HARRY - Let's Take a Look! - Duration: 2:35.

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Trap Queen

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After Mad Maxine's GOP Opponent Attacked By Her Thugs, Cops Slap Her With 'Nasty Surprise' - Duration: 5:36.

After Mad Maxine's GOP Opponent Attacked By Her Thugs, Cops Slap Her With 'Nasty

Surprise' Maxine Waters is desperate.

Never in her long dismal career in politics has she been faced with a GOP challenger who

had a chance at de-throning her, that is, until now.

Facing the possibility of losing her California congressional seat is sending Auntie Maxine

into panic mode, so she unleashed her thugs, but GOP challenger Omar Navarro was ready

for Mad Maxine's attack dogs, and now, the cops have just slapped her with a "nasty

surprise."Poor Maxine Waters, it's been really rough for her "Impeach 45" campaign

over the last few weeks.

Anyone who isn't brainwashed by the mainstream media knows Waters is completely unhinged,

and now, even staunch liberals are wondering about her mental status.

Waters got burned after she told MSNBC's Joy Reid last week, "So, I know that I've

been calling for impeachment.

I know I've been criticized, but I know everything that I have learned about him and

his allies, their interest in lifting the sanctions, their connection to Putin, their

connection to the Kremlin — I know that we are going to find that this president needs

to be impeached."

Well, that blew up in her face when the truth came out that it was, in fact, Auntie Maxine's

good friend's Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton and her own Democratic Party that paid a company

called Fusion GPS to create a fake dossier on Donald Trump.

Fusion GPS paid a former British spy named Christopher Steele, who in turn paid Russians.

Together these co-conspirators created the bogus "Russian Dossier," which the FBI

then paid Christopher Steele for to use as evidence to get FISA warrants to wiretap Trump's

campaign.

As Auntie Maxine sees her lies getting exposed, she turned her attention to something she

has never had to worry about before, getting re-elected.

Running as a Democrat in the Los Angeles area is usually a slam dunk, but not this time

around.

And, Mad Maxine knows if she loses, her federal slush fund will be taken away, so she unleashed

her thugs to go after Omar Navarro, the young Hispanic GOP challenger who vows to unseat

her in the 43rd District.

Navarro set-up his campaign office in Torrence, California, and has attracted some big named

endorsements, like Steve Bannon and Roger Stone.

After Navarro announced he was the only candidate who had a campaign office within District

43's boundaries and that he was the only candidate who actually lives within the 43rd

District, that sparked Waters' attack dogs to vandalize his campaign headquarters.

Navarro tweeted out live as he was called back to his campaign headquarters after someone

noticed masked thugs putting up disgusting signs all over his windows.

Well, he wasn't shy about accusing his opponent Maxine Waters as the impetus for such an attack.

He called the cops, who told him they would contact her office, which must have been a

real nasty surprise for Auntie Maxine.Omar noted, "They are trying to intimidate me

and what I am doing in the 43rd District.

They aren't very smart.

I'm sure Maxine Waters and her crime family is behind this.

This is what Maxine is using her people to do.

I had to put my campaign address online.

I want people to stop by, be welcome.

This only emboldens me.

No one intimidates me, not a chance.

I'm filing a police report, the cops are on their way."

The handmade signs accused Navarro of "bullying women."

False allegations that the GOP challenger assaulted his wife have started circulating

on Twitter, and it all seems to come from those who support Maxine Waters.

Omar explains that it's all lies and slander coming from the Waters campaign, and he asks,

"Where is their proof?

They have none."

Navarro continues, "I don't know what she [Waters] means by saying, 'I bully women.'

It's all lies, guys.

This is slander, it's spreading fake news by the other campaign.

I get these attacks online all the time now, too.

This is what Maxine Waters and her supporters want people to think."

Navarro added, "If you look in the Bible, the devil will try to take you down, will

try to vilify you, and we, as Christians, have to fight against the devil and this evil."

He goes on, "Maxine Waters says she is a 'strong Black woman and she won't be intimidated,'

right?

Well, I say, 'I am a strong American and I will not be intimidated.

I stand for all Americans."

Maxine Waters has denied any involvement in attacking Omar Navarro's campaign headquarters,

but isn't that what all evil swamp creatures do?

Mad Maxine has been lying throughout her whole political career, and so far, it has served

her well, but not this time.

She knows the 43rd District is changing and is now 60% Hispanic, which is bad news for

Waters.

She refuses to debate Omar, another thing he hammers her on.

This young GOP challenger is shining a bright light on this rat, Mad Maxine, and he is flushing

her out into the daylight.

So, stay tuned, this race is just heating up.

For more infomation >> After Mad Maxine's GOP Opponent Attacked By Her Thugs, Cops Slap Her With 'Nasty Surprise' - Duration: 5:36.

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Casio F108WH Review - 12 DAYS OF CASIO - I Review Crap! - Duration: 3:19.

Ho Ho Ho!

Hey everybody,

Welcome to the "12 Days of Casio"!

Let's open day three...

...it's a nice blue F108!

Let's check it out!

WHY DID SANTA CLAUS VISIT THE BROTHEL?

No idea Watchbot...

TO VISIT HIS HO HO HOES!

Another horrible joke.

Watchbot, we gotta find something else for you to do in these videos.

Anyhow, here it is.

The big blue Casio F108!

I really love this watch.

The bold BLUE color is fantastic!

Functionally it is identical to the Casio F91W, but everything is just a bit bigger

...and bluer.

Bought it brand new on a whim through Amazon, I think it was around $15 bucks.

The battery life claims to be 7 years for this watch, so if anyone is watching in 2024,

ask me if the battery still works.

According to the back of the watch, it was built in China.

Of course...

Besides the BLUE color, this watch is slim enough to fit under a sleeve and the band

is long enough to fit my huge wrists!

Anyhow, here's the wrist shot.

The amber led on this watch is perfect!

No complaints here!

Here comes watchbot with the specs!

OK, HERE ARE THE SPECS OF THIS WATCH!

Thanks watchbot!

Well, that's all I have for today!

Only 9 more Casio's to review!

Thanks for watching!

For more infomation >> Casio F108WH Review - 12 DAYS OF CASIO - I Review Crap! - Duration: 3:19.

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Bruno Mars - When I Was Your Man (subtitles PT/ENG) - Duration: 3:42.

Video And Subtitle Edition Irineu Damo

Same bed but it feels just a little bit bigger now

Our song on the radio but it don't sound the same

When our friends talk about you all it does is just tear me down

'Cause my heart breaks a little, when I hear your name It all just sounds like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh…

Hmm... too young, too dumb to realize

That I should've bought you flowers and held your hand

Should've gave you all my hours when I had the chance

Take you to every party 'cause all you wanted to do was dance

Now my baby's dancing but she's dancing with another man

Oh... my pride, my ego my needs, and my selfish ways

'Caused a good strong woman like you to walk out my life

Now I never... never get to clean up the mess I made

And it haunts me every time I close my eyes It all just sounds like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh…

Hmm... too young, too dumb to realize

That I should've bought you flowers and held your hand

Should've gave you all my hours when I had the chance

Take you to every party 'cause all you wanted to do was dance

Now my baby's dancing but she's dancing with another man

Oh... although it hurts I'll be the first, first to say that, I was wrong...

Oh... I know I'm probably much too late to try and apologize for my mistakes

But I just want you to know, know...

I hope he buys you flowers I hope he holds your hand

Give you all his hours when he has the chance

Take you to every party 'cause I remember how much you loved to dance

Do all the things I should have done

Babe...

When I was your man

Do all the things I should have done

When I was your man...

Thank you.

For more infomation >> Bruno Mars - When I Was Your Man (subtitles PT/ENG) - Duration: 3:42.

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islam pace o guerra?? attivare i sottotitoli - Duration: 0:36.

For more infomation >> islam pace o guerra?? attivare i sottotitoli - Duration: 0:36.

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I TALKED WITH ASTRO ON ASC | EU FALEI COM OS ASTRO NO ASC - Duration: 11:45.

For more infomation >> I TALKED WITH ASTRO ON ASC | EU FALEI COM OS ASTRO NO ASC - Duration: 11:45.

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ЧТО ВЫТВОРЯЛ ЛЕО МЕССИ против ВИЛЬЯРРЕАЛА?! - Duration: 9:41.

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Trump Just Humiliated Dems With Secret Video Of Them Supporting His - Duration: 6:17.

Trump Just Humiliated Dems With Secret Video Of Them Supporting His Controversial Campaign

Promises – He's GeniusLast week, when President Trump announced that he formally

recognized Jerusalem as Isreal's capital city, the left disintegrated into hysterics.

There were calls from these lunatics on social media to protest Trump's decision and liberal

politicians took the time to stand on their soapbox pontificating how wrong Trump was.

However, they all seemed to miss a massive problem in their argument, but lucky for us

Trump didn't and just humiliated all the naysayers in true Trump fashion.

As a man of his word, Trump is doing what other presidents didn't have the guts to

do, and it is ticking the political elites all off.

For decades, former presidents have promised that they would recognize Jerusalem as Israel's

capital, but never did.

From Bill Clinton to Barack Obama, they all pledged that they would move our U.S. Embassy

from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem and yet, nothing ever changed, that is until Trump was elected

as president.

So, after the left collected themselves off the floor from their temper tantrum, Trump

released a video compilation showing former presidents saying precisely what he said in

the past and it is glorious.

Back in 1992, former president Bill Clinton said, "Jerusalem is still the capital of

Israel and must remain an undivided city accessible to all."

Then in 2000 before George W. Bush took office he made a similar statement, "As soon as

I take office, I will begin the process of moving the United States ambassador to the

city Israel has chosen as its capital."

Oh, and here is the best one yet, Barack Obama in 2008 singing a similar tune saying, "I

continue to say that Jerusalem will be the capital of Israel.

And I have said that before and I will say it again."The video then shows Trump speaking

at The American Israel Public Affairs Committee in 2016, where he promised to "move the

American embassy to the eternal capital of the Jewish people — Jerusalem."

The video ends with a small clip from Trump's speech in the Oval Office, where he stated

that the move "is a long overdue step to advance the peace process and to work towards

a lasting agreement."Though while this video shows the hypocrisy of former leaders bashing

President Trump's decision, there are others that have been caught in a less dramatic fashion.

Liberal moonbat, Sen. Dianne Feinstein, D-Calif, wrote a letter to President Trump last week

urging him not to move the embassy to Jerusalem saying the move would "spark violence, further

alienate the United States and undermine the prospects of a two-state solution."

Feinstein continued saying, "The future of Jerusalem is an issue that should be decided

by Israel and the Palestinians, not unilaterally by the United States."However, it appears

that Feinstein forgot that she was a part of the vote in Congress in 1995 that required

"the relocation of the United States embassy in Israel to Jerusalem."

The measure also required the U.S. recognize the city as the capital of Israel.

That law was called the Jerusalem Embassy Act, and it was passed in the Senate by a

93-5 margin.

Though it was never enacted due to a loophole that has allowed presidents such as Bill Clinton,

George W. Bush, and Barack Obama to issue waivers every six months to delay the move

of the embassy.

Another bigwig Democrat who took the time to slam President Trump was the socialist

darling himself, Bernie Sanders.

Shortly, after Trump made the announcement, Sanders logged onto Twitter and wrote his

public slam of the president.

"There's a reason why all past US administrations have not made this move, and why leaders around

the world have warned Trump against it: It would undermine the prospects for an Israeli-Palestinian

peace agreement and severely, perhaps irreparably, damage our ability to broker it."Well, that

is a strange thing for Sanders to post considering that just this past June he supported a resolution

titled "A resolution commemorating the 50th anniversary of the reunification of Jerusalem,"

which mentions keeping Jerusalem as the "undivided capital of Israel."

And if you thought that was the end of the liberal hypocrisy then you would be wrong

since he there is so much more.

Here is more from Fox News:

The call to recognize Jerusalem as Israel's capital was also included in the official

Democratic Party platforms of 2016 and 2008: "While Jerusalem is a matter for final status

negotiations, it should remain the capital of Israel, an undivided city accessible to

people of all faiths.

Israelis deserve security, recognition, and a normal life free from terror and incitement."

In 2008, the platform said "Jerusalem is and will remain the capital of Israel.

The parties have agreed that Jerusalem is a matter for final status negotiations.

It should remain an undivided city accessible to people of all faiths."

In fact, both the Democratic and Republican party platforms leave room for "final status

negotiations," but generally support the 1995 law.

Not all Democrats are criticizing the president.

Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, D- N.Y., who has proven to be a tough critic of Trump,

slammed Trump for his indecisiveness on the issue, but actually supports the move, saying

that it would "show the world that the U.S. definitively acknowledges Jerusalem as Israel's

capital."

It is great that Trump made this move and it just shows the world that he is a strong

leader that will follow through with his promises despite the negative criticism.

The only reason why liberals are pitching a fit over this announcement is simply that

they did not do it themselves, and there goes their precious legacy.

President Trump will go down in history as the man that brought about real positive change

in the Middle East, and that is something the left cannot stand.

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Sadhguru gets personal - His Life Story Explained - Duration: 16:40.

on a certain day two cows were grazing on the English meadow English cows

one cow asked other what is your opinion about the mad cow disease the other cow

said I don't care a hoot I am anyway helicopter being a mystic being a

realized being is just like this a cow realizing that it's a cow and it becomes

a celebrated cow holy cow isn't it is it that simplistic so let me tell you my

story so as a child one thing that I realized was that I was utterly

absolutely ignorant and everybody around me seemed to know just about everything

I did not know anything at all so because I did not know anything I had to

pay enormous attention towards everything my sense of attention become

became like this if I see a leaf I could just sit there looking at this leaf just

staring at it for hours if I set up in my bed just staring at the darkness I

could just do this for the whole night so this attention brought a completely

different level of involvement and interaction with just about anything and

everything around me animate and inanimate but everybody else seemed to

know everything and they were just going about their life busy and happy but I

was just tearing at every little thing then I saw that I realized that even

they did not know anything it is just that they had their assumptions and

belief systems that they were happy with either of their own or what was handed

down to them by someone else and they not only knew about what is here they

also knew about other worlds about gods about heavens and everything and here I

was struggling to figure out what is work

so this so intrigued me that I started planting myself outside our main Tarot

major here in Mysore because I wanted to

really see after having a meeting with God after having a conversation with God

how people will be so I stood there intensely observing every face that's

walking out of the temple and generally I heard local gossip

sometimes in Indian temples your Footwear walks away with someone else

and then I see here people cursing the creation and the Creator I always found

people walking out of restaurants as are always had more joyful faces than people

walking our temples divine versus dosa dosa seems to win I could not come to

terms with this and so I slowly became more and more and more skeptical about

everybody and everything around me skeptical about social structures

political systems religious beliefs even scientific theories because none of them

match with my experience of life on a certain day I started moving towards

Chamundi Hill you must say this place and there is a tradition in Mysore if

you have something to do you go to Chamundi Hill if you have nothing to do

you go to Chamundi Hill if you fall in love you go to charm on the hill if you

fall out you go to Chamundi Hill I have just fallen out and I had nothing to do

so I started moving towards Germany Hill and I went up and said in a rock there

till that moment in my life I always thought this is me and that somebody

else in something else but for the first time I did not know which is me and

which is not me suddenly what was me was just all over the place the very rock on

which I was sitting the air that I breathe the very atmosphere around me I

had just exploded into everything that sounds like after insanity this I

thought lasted for 10 to 15 minutes but when I came back to my normal

consciousness I was about four and a half hours I was

sitting there fully conscious eyes open but time had just flipped in my

experience for the first time in my adult life tears were flowing down and

I've always been peaceful and happy that was not an issue but here I was drenched

in a completely different kind of blissfulness every cell in my body

bursting with ecstasy when I shook my head and trying to get some logical

explanation for what's happening to me the only thing that my where is smart

mind could say was maybe I'm just going off my rocker

this experience has it deepened and it started repeating itself if I just sit

here what is moments for me seemed to be

hours for others I think it's a minute hours have gone on a certain day I

happened to be sitting in a certain place

I actually thought it's about 25-30 minutes but when I came to my normal

senses thirteen days had gone by I was sitting right there India being what it

is a whole crowd had gathered Garland's around my neck people that seen my feet

somebody wants to know what will happen to his business somebody wants to know

when his daughter will get married all the things that I hated was just

happening around me and I had to move away from this place just to avoid this

crowd around me and as this experience deepened into me one thing that happened

to me was everything that I believed was me suddenly was not me this was always

me and suddenly I found this is just an accumulation of food that I've eaten

what I accumulate can be mind but can never be me this is just a huge heap of

impressions in my mind and this body and mind not being me but just being mine a

distance arose between me and my body between me and my mind this also

facilitated a certain experience within me that suddenly the equation of time

and space was suddenly not applicable for me I was seeing that what is here is

there what is there is here past present and future got mixed up it was one

majestic Yass but utterly beautiful so my skeptical

mind not able to come to terms with it was I was static sad conducting

experiments these experiments are too weird to talk about and the results to

fairytale is for anybody to believe but one thing that I arrived at was that

existence is not human centric and all human experience is self-made most

people believe that their experience is molded by what situations in which they

exist but all human experience is 100% self created from within I think today a

lot of science is beginning to agree with that and having realized it if all

experience is created from within if the basis of your experience is within you

the seat of your experience is within you as it is what kind of experience of

life would you want to have for yourself I'm sure you want it to be at most

pleasantness whatever you may be doing what you want for your neighbor may be

debatable but what you want for yourself definitely you want at most pleasantness

as I realize the basis of my experiences within me I shifted from staring at

things to sitting with my eyes closed this was a dimensional shift in my life

from staring to sitting with my eyes closed I got so fascinated with this

human mechanism I wouldn't want to open my eyes for days on end I'm just keeping

my eyes closed wanting to see everything about this one

and what I realized was if I take a piece of bread and put it into this

system this piece of bread becomes my body in a few hours and I begin to

experience this as myself this amazing process as I became more and more aware

of it I saw the very source of creation the very maker of this body the

manufacturer of this body is within once I saw this and I could see that I could

rewire my brains completely in 24 hours changing myself beyond social upbringing

family situations even genetic qualities in me I could see I could just

completely change everything about myself in 24 hours I am a different

person under 24 hours I'm a different person I was like a conscious hits of

family trying out different things on a certain day I just in a field hockey

game I fractured my left ankle and I went and sat down in a place I was in

excruciating pain and by then I had also become a chronic aesthetic and I had a

very serious of estimate and this pain and this inability to breathe together

they were quite something at that moment it occurred to me if the

maker of this body is inside why is it that I cannot mend this from inside I

thought I sat down with a sudden resolve if this is true I must be able to allow

it to mend itself otherwise I must be completely in a wrong track I said i sat

down with my eyes closed for about little more than an hour when I came out

my asked my left me never to come back again and above all my fractured leg was

perfectly okay and little about little more than an hour's time armed with this

experience I started creating methods and systems through which every human

being could access that intelligence and that capability within the system which

can make a piece of bread into a human being this intelligence and this

competence within the human system which is not just about thought process exists

in every human being but unfortunately remains untapped and I went about

creating systems that people could make use of today these technologies for

inner well-being these methods to engineer your interior tea the way you

want it millions of people are making use of it and enjoying the benefits of

that but the essential part of this is that there is such a high level of

intelligence and competence competence on every millimetre of the body every

point of the body not just in the thought process

this is completely untapped by human societies there are ways to do this and

as I went into this process what I saw was what is it that determines what is

me and what is not me I'm capable of taking a piece of bread

and making it into myself if I look at this body it is just a piece of this

planet that I have borrowed but why is this separate and this is separate then

I found that it is just the boundaries of sensation which determines what is me

and what is not me here there is sensation so this is me

there seems I don't feel the sensation so that's not me as I looked at this

boundaries of sensation very very closely from within myself

this was his face of my life where most of the time I remain with my eyes closed

I realized that the boundaries of sensation can either be stretched

expanded or even made smaller than what it is right now you can sit here and not

feel anything that's happening here right now this happens in sleep to some

extent or you can sit here and extend your boundaries of your sensation for

this whole hall and anything that is within the boundaries of your sensation

you will always experience as myself there is a glass of water here and this

is not me that's very clear but if you drink it you just included it into the

boundaries of your sensation and that becomes you so if you throw the boundary

of your sensation out in an expanded form you can sit here and experience

everybody in this Hall as yourself you can stretch it further experience the

very cosmic scape I'd like to experience your own body this sense of

inclusiveness if it comes into you when this came into me I suddenly realized

that to be loving is not somebody's teaching to be compassionate is not an

idea to be an empathy is not some esoteric principle this is the way a

human being is made if only he does not constipate his consciousness with

limited identifications with things that he is not if you do not identify with

anything that you have accumulated over a period

of time including your body and mind every human being is capable of this

when it comes to external situations each one of us are differently capable

but when it comes to inner situations every one of us is equally capable no

human being is better and no than the other when it comes to the inner realm

it's only in the external situations that we are all differently capable if

this inclusiveness enters human life if you can sit here and experience people

around you as yourself I don't think I have to teach you to be good I don't

think I have to teach you to laugh I don't think I have to teach you to care

because caring for this one is very very natural

this is ingrained within the very nature of the existence this inclusiveness

definitely has to touch humanity so this became my life my work and my endeavor

to develop methods so that people can experience this inclusiveness

if this inclusiveness is experienced by humanity particularly by the leadership

people who wailed power and probe different aspects of responsibility in

the world definitely we could find solutions for everything because today

we as a generation of people this is very significant for the first time we

are capable of addressing every human problem on this planet of nourishment

health education ecology you name it we can address it all we have the necessary

resource capability and technology for the very first time but are we going to

do it simply depends upon how inclusive is our experience of life if you stand

here and we experience this planet as yourself I don't think I have to tell

you take care of it every human being would do his best when we do not have

this inclusiveness what we could do we will not do in our lives if we do not do

what we cannot do that is not a problem but if you do not do what we can do we

are a disaster my hope and my work is just to see that we as a generation of

people do not become that a disaster that what we can do we will

definitely do and right now what we can do compared to what we could do 100

years ago is so incredibly different so incredibly different but what's missing

is an all-inclusive consciousness are called to all-inclusive experience of

life if only we bring this about in the leadership in the people only then we

will seek solutions that are relevant for all otherwise we'll go about

dabbling creating in the name of creating solutions we go about creating

more and more problems if we truly have to create solutions that are relevant

for all an experience of absolute inclusiveness has to happen to humanity

and it's possible thank you very much

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Snowflake Obsidian: Please stop

Snowflake Obsidian: Ok! Please stop!

Goshenite: One more?

Snowflake Obsidian: Ok

Snowflake Obsidian: Oh no

Olive Beryl: Hey! Who are you guys?

Snowflake Obsidian: We're just some rebels going to planet OL38

Olive Beryl: This isn't a public ship. You must leave now!

Snowflake Obsidian: But we've already arrived.

Peacock Sapphire: Their almost here. Hurry up Snowflake!

Sinhalite: This area is only for members of the Olive Diamond court. Leave now or be destabilized.

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We are at Living Libations in Venice beach.

I'm just really excited to be here!

Why?

Well, because it's one of my favorite natural brands and it truly inspired me to make my own products.

And I've always just ordered online, and now it's so cool to be able to actually smell the products...

And I just honestly love all the mixes and combinations they create...

And it's from Ontario, Canada, as well...So yeah I absolutely love this company.

Is there something you like in particular?

Well yeah, I really enjoy their essential oils.

They have some EOs that I've never seen elsewhere.

And these I already have, but... their shampoo and conditioner, which are simply the best for my hair.

And they also make this essential oil mix for your teeth (happy gum drops) and Gab really enjoys it too...

You can put some on your dental floss, and it disinfects your mouth and gums effectively.

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Basic Grip Routine for STRONG Forearms (by David Horne) - Duration: 6:39.

Welcome to 'The Basic Grip Routine' by David Horne, who is a grip master, really.

I hope you come here from the subreddit of GripTraining because this is our official

routine and we hope that you use it aswell from now on.

It's called the basic routine because it gives you basic grip strength and can be scaled

from super easy to elite worldclass depending on the weight you use.

So: even though it uses basic patterns, it trains for all skills.

This grip training routine consists of four exercises.

The first exercise is the double hand plate pinch.

Pinch grip is good for your thumb strength.

You pinch something with your straight fingers.

David suggests that you use gloves so that the skin between your thumb and index finger

won't get hurt.

Because if you rip your skin off you can't train - take some gloves.

Now take a plate with two hands and just pinch this and hold.

Keep your hands close to your body.

So don't extend it like this.

This is not a shoulder exercise, this is a grip exercise.

And just hold it like this for 15-20 seconds.

Now, the next question might be: what kind of weight should i use?

Use a reasonable weight that you can hold for at least 15 (!) seconds.

If you can hold this easily for 20 seconds, increase the weight until you can't anymore.

And this way, you can progress gradually into bigger and heavier weights.

After 15-20 seconds drop the weight and do 3 sets of this.

The next two exercises are wrist curls and the same principles apply: take weight that

is reasonable and now instead of 15-20 seconds hold, do 15-20 repetitions.

Close to your body, arms straight and then curl your wrists up and down.

I've said 'the next two exercises' because once you have done this, you change your grip

- like this - and repeat the exercise in a supinated - which means palms up - version,

okay?

So both versions 15-20 reps, 3 sets, reasonable weights.

If you need rest between the sets, rest as much as you want.

I suggest 60 seconds, maybe 45 seconds if you don't want to workout all day long.

Now for the fourth exercise take a reasonable weight again in your hands and let it roll

down into your fingertips.

And then, with explosive force grip the weight up like you would close a gripper,

okay?

So it's like finger curls but you really curl up the weight.

This will give you a good pump.

Again: 15-20 reps.

You do these exercises standing please.

In the first version of this video i did it seated and that is not recommended, because

when you do it seated your wrists are bent and this can trigger carpal tunnel syndrome

in some people.

So this is why i'm remaking this video.

Please do these standing, okay?

And then you're all set up.

And that is it!

This is the routine.

4 exercises, 15-20 reps or seconds, do 3 sets of each, rest as much as you need and increase

the weight gradually.

Really, really sophisticated routine.

I love it, i do it myself.

Now let's talk about 'what if i don't have xyz to do this exercise?'.

Let us start with the wrists: so a good substitute if you can't do wrist curls is a wrist roller.

You just take anything - a stick, really - make some string around it and attach it to a weight.

And then you curl, or wrist this up until it's at the maximum range and then you go

down again.

Now some people do it like this.

Please don't do this - this is not a delt or a shoulder exercise.

Keep your arms close to your body.

Yes i know, this makes the string shorter but who really cares?

Because your muscles don't care if you do the wrist roller for a meter or for two meters

because you just keep going!

Just double the reps and you're all set, okay?

The string length doesn't really mater.

What matters is that you keep this close to your body and that you keep your arms relatively

straight.

Not like this, but also not like this.

A normal stance and then just wrist up and down.

Also you can gradually increase the weight to make the exercise harder.

What if you have nothing to do the finger curls?

Use a gripper.

You might say grippers are totally different but they are not so much different from the

finger curls.

They have a harder learning curve though because the increments between the various grippers

that you can buy on the internet are higher then just - you know - altering the plates.

Still, this is a good substitute and you can really increase this to world class grip strength

and it works pretty well.

Now if you don't have a pinch plate or don't want to use a pinch plate then you could use

a pinch block.

And those are quite expensive but you make them yourself.

There's a super good tutorial by Gil and Maria from Barrel Strength Systems and i'm going

to link this in the description - also at the end of the video there's a link; and use

this, okay?

It's really well made.

I can only recommend it to you.

I hope you enjoyed this video.

My name is Manuel from Tykato Fitness.

I'm one of the moderators of the subreddit of GripTraining, so please come here and we'll

have a chat.

The other guys are there to help out aswell.

We'll see each other next time, goodbye!

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• From school shooting jokes in church to a poorly timed Jew joke, the Planet Dolan

crew re-enact more of the best true stories from our subreddit about our most awkward

bad jokes.

I'm Doopie – and today I'll be your narrator.

Number 10 was submitted by theGman5918 Grgak When Grgak was young and stupid he was obsessed

with edgy Jewish jokes.

One time while hanging out with his neighbor he told this joke, "What's the difference

between a Jew and a bullet?

The bullet comes out of the chamber!"

Grgak thought this was hilarious – until he later found out his neighbour was actually

Jewish!

This neighbor now goes out of his way to avoid Grgak.

Number 9 was submitted by 1704626 Nixxiom Nixxiom went to a convenience store to buy

some milk.

The shopkeeper asked how Nixxiom was doing today and Nixxiom said, "Eh.

I'm fine.

My ex-wife still misses me… but her aim is getting better!"

The joke was pretty bad on its own, but it got even worse when the convenience store

guy started crying…

It turned out his wife had just left him and Nixxiom had just rubbed salt in his wound.

It was just a bit awkward.

Number 8 was submitted by Pingulikesbananas Hellbent

When Hellbent was fourteen he was talking to his friend during church service.

They found a joke on Hellbent's phone that made them both burst out laughing.

The pastor overheard them and said, "If something's that funny you should share

it with everyone."

So Hellbent went over to the front of the service, took the microphone and said, "What

do you call a five-year-old with no friends?"

The audience stared at Hellbent nervously awaiting the punchline.

"A Sandy Hook survivor!"

The entire audience gasped, and Hellbent and his family were escorted out of the church

and told never to come back again.

Number 7 was submitted by kebab-town Emojie Emojie was taking a walk down the street when

a charity worker came up to him collecting money for guide dogs.

With great sadness, the worker said, "Did you know that there are currently more than

30,000 blind adults on a guide dog waiting list?"

Without thinking, Emojie smiled and blurted out: "I guess it's good they can't see

the list then!"

The worker looked at Emojie like he had just kicked a puppy…

Number 6 was submitted by ral365 Pandora One time Pandora went to a restaurant with

her family.

Most of Pandora's family was obese and she'd recently lost her grandpa to type-2 diabetes,

so they were all a bit sad.

After finishing a huge meal, Pandora stuck out her gut and said, "Hey Mom, you're

gonna be a grandma to some chocolate cake!"

It seemed funny in Pandora's head, but no one at the table was in a laughing mood.

They looked at Pandora as if she'd just made the most disgusting joke ever, and Pandora

had to practically trip over herself apologizing.

Number 5 was submitted by LuigiTime2 Cidius One day Dolan invited Cidius over for Cidius's

first-ever LAN party.

Cidius was nervous about being around so many hardcore gamers, so he came up with a joke

to break the ice.

As he walked in, he shouted, "Hey guys!

Who knows what Mario's overalls are made from?"

When no one responded, Cidius raised his voice even louder and shouted, "DENIM-DENIM-DENIM!"

The joke wasn't just bad, but it had drawn everyone's attention from their intense

game of Starcraft.

So, it was annoying, in addition to not funny.

It took a while before Cid recovered from that embarrassing first impression.

Number 4 was submitted by spiritoffelia Zaraganba When Zaraganba was a teenager he was showing

off trying to impress his brother Dolan's young friends.

They thought Zaraganba was the coolest, so Zaraganba got a little carried away and told

this inappropriate joke: "They say anal sex is like spinach.

If you're forced to have it as a kid you'll never enjoy it as an adult!"

Dolan's friends found this hilarious – except for one, who went strangely quiet…

Zaraganba later found out the reason for this.

It turned out that kid had been sexually abused as a child, so the joke was a little too close

to home for him…

Zaraganba felt like a total asshole when he found this out!

Number 3 was submitted by Mote-of-Lobross Civil Spider

When Civil Spider was thirteen he told a joke at school that landed him in some very hot

water!

He'd heard the joke from his dad.

"So, get this," Civil Spider said.

"Barbara Bush was walking around the hospital when she came across a patient jerking off.

The doc said the patient had prostate problems and this was the only way he could find relief.

When they got to the next room Barbara saw a nurse giving a patient a blowjob.

She asked what was going on and the doctor told her it was the same situation as the

other guy – only this patient had better insurance."

Civil Spider's friends all laughed their asses off, but the vice principal sitting

behind him didn't find it so funny.

Civil Spider ended up getting a week-long suspension, which he spent hanging out with

his dad learning more dirty jokes!

Number 2 was submitted by tippy73 Danger Dolan Every year Dolan's parents force him to

go to church for Thanksgiving.

One year, Dolan was so bored in mass that he leaned over and whispered this to his brother:

"Hey…

What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?

Acne waits until the kid is a teenager to come on his face!"

As Dolan's brother burst out laughing, the woman sitting beside them shooshed him.

Then she stared at Dolan's entire family as if they were the scum of the earth.

Luckily, Dolan's parents never heard about it, as far he knows.

Number 1 – What's the most awkward bad joke I've ever told?

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Ewangeliarz OP - 11 grudnia 2017 - (Łk 5, 17-26) - Duration: 2:25.

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We happen to have a choice when we deal with something overwhelming we don't understand

and is new to us. We either turn on our reserve mode, 'How come?' or turn on the curiosity and awe.

It happens to me when I hear about miraculous healings.

I can feel exactly the fight between the Jędrzejewski that says,' Nah, does it happen for real?

Maybe someone pretends or just feels something that isn't there?'

On the other hand, I wish to be just simply astonished and delighted by things God is doing.

When I hear various testimonies of people talking about how their lives have changed,

this suspicious fellow turns on, wondering with his reserve, 'Well, Iet's see how long it will last.

Is this a permanent change?' On the other hand, I would really love to celebrate God's actions and His power.

In today's Gospel you will exactly see the clash between these two attitudes.

The grumpy ones calling it impossible and on the other hand, people adoring God seeing the miracle done.

The visible miracle of healing but also the invisible one i.e. the forgiveness of sins.

Where are you today? Who are you closer to ? To be in reserve or in admiration and awe?

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