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Youtube daily report May 8 2017

Welcome to the oldest flea market in the world!

Marché aux puces (flea market in French) in St. Ouen.

An emblematic market in Paris but not very known by the tourists.

Around 1870, people used to come here to buy and sell second-hand articles.

You could find any kind of stuff. Like furniture, clothes, lamps, artwork and much more!!!

The only problem was...

That in those years almost everything had fleas.

That´s how the "Flea Market" term was born!

Our main purpose in addition of buying antiques...

Is to eat in a little restaurante that is inside this market.

Look! This is the place that we were talking about.

We finally found the place!

It is like a very typical French restaurant.

And it has it all to have a very Parisian experience...

The food, the music and we had luck because it is very crowded!

We got here just in time!

We did not eat breakfast! So we will have breakfast and lunch at the same time. Lol...

What do you think delis?

It seems that it is going to be great!

What should we order?

I´m craving for those mussels.

Me too!!!

We could order Paté and mussels...

And maybe a cheese tasting!

Or a Boeuf Bourguignon!

Anything else?

It comes with the sauce and French fries a side.

How are you doing?

Incredible!

In our last trip to Paris we saw this place and I loved it!

Unfortunately we couldn't get a table at that time because it was full!

Today we got at the right time.

It has a second floor!

And one of the best things... the singers!!!

Like this woman performing Edith Piaf...

The food arrived!

This is the Boeuf Bourguignon which is beef with red wine sauce.

And over here the Paté.

Lets try them!

Is the Boeuf like a kind of stew?

It seems that they have it already prepared.

It came really fast as it is a typical stew and they only have to serve it.

More or less like "Entomatado" in Mexico.

It is really nice!

When a dish is made with wine, the cook has to be careful and make the wine evaporate completely...

To avoid the acidity and get that delicious flavor.

Thanks!

Nice but they almost force you to give them money! Lol

Yes!

She is telling her: "Give a little bit of love!"

(She makes a joke about her pictures)

Thank you!

Are you from Spain?

No, Mexico!

Mmmm...

How is that!

Yummy?

Just a little bit of salt is missing...

But it's exquisite!

It´s so tender that the meat breaks up without an effort.

I can't believe is meat! It is very tender.

As Rodri said a little bit of salt is missing...

Just a little???? Lol

Enjoy!!!

This are Mussels with Cream Sauce...

They have tomato... Be careful with the shell!

You can break a tooth!

In fact, she broke her tooth once, trying to break a crab leg! Lol

Are they tasty?

The sauce is light not very creamy, that makes them tasty and you will want to finish the complete bowl.

It is not thick, that makes them easy to eat!

Great!

Is it good?

Yes. Do you want to try?

One tip when cooking mussels is not to overcook them because...

Voilà! (Here is!)

Thanks!

Because when they are fresh and moisture they taste better.

For you!

This Paté is like a terrine.

I´m going to finish these mussels because they are delicious!

They have a good size and all of the shells are filled.

Taking breakfast with wine is not a good idea, I´m getting drunk again! Lol

It was like a travel back in the time!

Everything from the traditional French food and the show was amazing...

We spent about € 30 per person.

For all the food we ate plus the beverages, we think it's a bargain!

100% recommendable!

Do you enjoyed it as much as us?

It was so fun!

Now we will walk around the market stores.

In fact, as we told you the restaurant is in the middle of the "swap meet"!

And one day looking for antiques we found it.

Lets see if we can find something nice to buy.

Sun is shinning! Incredible...

It's not that hot, but if you keep walking, you'll have to take off your jacket.

The focus of this market is collectors.

Not like in the past, that the main purpose was buying and selling for the cheapest price.

We finished our visit in this beautiful place, let's see what else we can do in Paris!

We hope that you liked it!

We enjoyed a lot.

Get out of the subway station and see what's ahead!

Is the Triumphal Arch of Paris!

Amazing!

It´s very crowded.

There is more people than in Notre Dame!

We are very lucky! Is not summer yet.

Yes summer will come in a few weeks.

And there will be more people here.

Imagine that!

It´s amazing all the tourists that visit Paris!

We have seen many Asian tourists; Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, Cambodian, Philippines!!!

Look, this is beautiful.

When Napoleon sent his army to the Battle of Austerlitz in 1805 he told them:

"You will come back home through triumphal arches!" Lol

To commemorate the triumph, he ordered the construction of this monument ...

Nowadays this arch is the most famous around the world!

Here we have the unknown soldier memorial with the eternal flame.

At the end of this street you can see another arch, it is a new building ...

It's called La Défense which is a business district.

They have built very modern buildings and inside of that one you will find Miro's sculptures!

Yes! So, the same street finishes here where the old Triumphal Arch is.

Finally, that way is the famous street Champs-Élysées.

This is Deli Duo in Europe!!!

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Famous Actress Worth $45 MILLION Cries About Having to Pay For Her Healthcare - Duration: 3:45.

Liberals are having a pity party.

They are outraged over the fact that Obamacare was just repealed, and the long-standing piece

of job-killing, anti-American legislation is no more.

Finally, we're getting back to the American way of doing things.

Over 150,000 tweets with the hashtag "I Am A Preexisting Condition" flooded the

internet in just one day.

One of the most outrageous tweets came from actress Alyssa Milano.

She actually said, "My name is Alyssa Milano.

I have anxiety disorder, pregnancies, 2 c-sections and cystic acne.

#I Am A Preexisting Condition," via CBS News.

In case you don't already know, Alyssa Milano is worth 45 MILLION dollars.

She's in much better financial shape than just about anyone else in the country.

Indeed, having 45 million dollars in the bank makes someone part of the 1%.

This means Milano is in a better position than nearly anyone to pay for her own medical

care — yet, predictably, she's just one more liberal who thinks the government should

foot the bill.

Maybe Milano should just shut up instead, pay for her insurance, and give some of her

considerable fortune to people on the streets who are ACTUALLY struggling to pay for their

medicine.

There are people on the streets, even veterans (which is sickening in and of itself), who

can't get their hands on the medications they need.

But please, by all means, let's make sure the Hollywood elite don't have to pull their

weight.

If you go and read through some of the recent tweets, it's enough to make you physically

ill — you literally need health insurance to cover the risk of becoming sick to your

stomach as a result.

Don't be fooled by these crybaby's tweets and rants, either.

They've spent their whole lives complaining and begging authorities for handouts, and

their cries over Obamacare's repeal are no different.

It is not my job, or your job, or anyone else's job, to make sure that everyone has health

insurance.

That is a personal responsibility that ADULTS should have no problem assuming on their own.

The rest of us — hard working, true Americans, work and pay for our health care.

We're not leaches.

Twitter rants are not going to bring back Obamacare.

They're not going to change the fact that a new, conservative healthcare bill is on

its way to the Senate.

That's all to say — liberal whining, while being more rampant and severe than normal

these days (if that's even possible), is still nothing more than comical reading material.

One of the best responses to Milano's tweet came from the always-awesome Ben Shapiro.

He responded to her with, "And yet here you are, alive and healthy.

Why hasn't evil American healthcare killed you yet?"

Glorious.

When the new bill makes it through to the Senate, it'll be interesting to see how

the Left handles the situation.

Something tells us they're going to keep cranking the volume knob on their "outrage."

The question here is WHY?

The left think it's cool and trendy to play the victim.

It's how they siphon so many votes without actually having a substantive platform to

run on.

They're outraged about everything, but they don't know what they're angry about half

the time.

All you need to do to see this liberal hypocrisy in action is watch some videos of protesters

being interviewed.

At your typical liberal protest, many respond with "I don't know" when asked why,

who, or what they're protesting against.

What a bunch of losers.

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10 Richest Athletes Of All-Time - Duration: 6:26.

It may be smart thinking to start having babies and put a soccer ball, a basketball, and a

golf club in their cribs.

Because this list will make you throw away all your girl's birth control pills and

make some money earning athletes.

Right, Lavar Ball?

With that being said, Welcome to our list of the Ten Highest Paid Athletes Ever.

Number 10: Shaquille O'Neal at $735 Million Dollars

During the Diesel's NBA career, the Hall of Fame big man earned a total of $292 Million

dollars throughout his 19 year career.

Which is more than any other NBA player not named kevin Garnett or Kobe.

But what makes his earnings over $700 Million throughout his illustrious career is the fact

that Shaq is the perfect pitch man.

Reebok, Buick, Icy Hot, Pepsi, Taco Bell and Radioshack get it? shack, and even Soda Shaq.

Even making millions off pretending to be a 7 foot genie.

Number 9: David Beckham at $742 Million Dollars The stud footballer is actually worth more

money off the field than on it.

As he reached deals with Global Brands Group selling all Beckham gear around the world,

and partnering with a Scotch Whiskey company.

And don't forget his deals with Adidas at $160 Million and all those butt hugger companies...

wasn't your commute to work just a little more delightful seeing David Beckham's billboard

bulge?

I know I got hard, how about you?

Let us know in the comment section below!

Number 8 Phil Mickelson at $760 Million Dollars The rich always want to get richer.

As Phil Mickelson almost got hemmed up last year with an insider trading case, just like

Martha.

But good boy Phil returned all the 1 million he earned off playing the stocks, 'with

some alleged help'.

Be careful Phil, don't get your shit pushed in, you need to keep winning those majors..I

think Phil will agree to just keep getting his paper from big ass companies like Callaway,

Barclay's, Rolex, and KPMG.

Number 7: Floyd Mayweather at $765 Million Dollars

Money Mayweather just can't lose.

As the undefeated prize fighter collected some serious cha ching when he won the 3 biggest

bouts ,as far as money is concerned, in the history of boxing.

Taking down Oscar De La Hoya, Canelo Alvarez and Manny Pacquiao...But the big pay day was

when he promoted the shit out of The Pacquiao fight and earned him $240 Million dollars

in 1 night.

And this Conor McGregor fight might propel Mayweather higher up the list as he is trying

to orchestrate another huge Pay Per view pay day.

Now that's how you make $765 Million throughout your career.

Number 6: Kobe Bryant at $720 Million Dollars The Laker legend lost many sponsorships when

he was accused of sexually assaulting a 19 year old women back in 2003...But luckily

for Kobe, he was still marketable as Nike, Sprite, and Spaulding kept the NBA super star.

And throughout Kobe Bryant's NBA career, he is by far, the highest paid athlete in

the history of team sports.

And Shout out to Body Armor as one of Kobe's new partnership.

Number 5: Michael Schumacher at $1 Billion Dollars

Oh, now we've hit the Billionaire Boys Club, as the seven time F1 Champion, Schumacher

has once become the face of Ferrari racing.

Although tragedy struck for the retired race car driver when he had a skiing accident where

he suffered a significant brain injury.

And it's looking like his situation is not too good, as he continues to get intensive

treatment at his home in Switzerland.

Many companies have dropped Schumacher as a partner after they realize he may never

make a full recovery...

Number 4: Jack Nicklaus at $1.15 Billion Dollars Who woulda thunk it..

The Golden Bear was worth a whopping Billy Goat!

As the legend golfer lived in the era of low money earnings for his sport, Jack made the

best of his name and became a golf course developer.

As his firm has designed more than 400 golf courses and still is responsible for over

60 more courses in development in 19 countries.

This man IS truly the GOAT.. (greatest of all time)

Number 3: Arnold Palmer at $1.35 Billion Dollars Isn't it fitting that Jack And Arnold were

neck and neck even in lifetime earnings?

As the two went head to head for decades in Golf, Arnold inched past Jack by a mere 200

Million.

As the creator of the Arnold Palmer - an iced tea lemonade

combo , the late great legend had 500 Arnold Palmer - branded stores in Asia selling footwear

and apparel.

Now That's a shit ton of umbrella golf shirts he sold to all us asians..

Rest In Peace, Arnie.

Number 2: Tiger Woods $1.65 Billion At one point in Tiger's life, dude could

not stop winning..

Literally beating every human at golf by a wide margin, having a super hottie wife with

two adorable kids, a sick amount of endorsement deals such as Nike, Rolex, Upper Deck, Taylormade

golf, and the list goes on.

As a half asian, half black young golfer Tiger Woods was on top of the planet pulling in

$60 Million dollars per year from winnings and partnerships.

Everything I just listed there came to a crash one day, after his wife Elin found out that

his dick has been in more holes than his golf balls.

Number 1: Michael Jordan $1.7 Billion Did you know that Michael Jeffrey Jordan only

made $93 million during his 15 years of playing in the NBA?

But don't be sad for MJ, as his Jordan Brand pulled in $2.8 Billion dollars in revenue

for Nike in 2016, Mike gets his small cut of $100 Million from Nike during that fiscal

year.

But let's put those numbers into perspective.

2.8 Billion in a year equals to 7,671,232 dollars/ a day, 2.8 Billy equals to 319,634

dollars per hour, and 2.8 Billion fucking dollars equals $5,327 and 23 cents per minute!

I think it's safe to say/ the Jordan Brand makes a profit.

Throw in the fact that he owns the charlotte hornets, gatorade still hooks him up with

dough, and pretty sure he gets Space Jam residuals..Michael Jordan is our top flight, highest paid athlete/

of all time.

And there you have it, our list of the 'Ten Highest Paid Athletes Ever ' Did we miss

any other rich athlete fucks?

If so, mention them in the comment section below, and as always/ don't forget to like,

share, and subscribe.

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Khim Sokheng - Purify Mind and Stop Worry Start Living | Success Reveal - Duration: 57:51.

Mr. Khim Sokheng

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at Learning for Success Institute

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meme.mp4 - Duration: 2:01.

*piano instrumental*

Seriously what am I doing with my life...

*instrumental with really bad recorder cover*

Why didn't anyone stop me from making this video.

Seriously. This is a problem.

Oh great, I'm on the toilet. Sorry for the potty humor.

Heh. See what I did there?

Get it? Potty humor? And I'm on the toil-...nevermind.

Draw me like one of your french girls.

*bark

*heck

Wut is dis

Dis is stupid (No really? I hadn't noticed.)

Gotta blast

THIS IS NOT HUMPING OK??? I AM ROCKING MY HEAD BACK AND FOURTH

Whats this

Oh no

Not again

NO!

Why are u liek dis

Good question.

WAKE ME UP

(Wake me up inside)

Oh come on like you don't know the words to this song lol

Hello

This video was choreographed by a professional.

Wut is this

Is this violin?

do it.

do it.

DO IT!!!

*pluck*

He did it.

JEFFERY, WHAT ARE YOU DO-

*stares longingly into each others eyes*

Nevermind...

Okay, and that's what happens when you leave me alone with a camera and a recorder.

Smash that like button lol

oki bai

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3 Easy Ways for Mamas to Stretch Out Their Back - Duration: 2:33.

Hi everyone! I'm Dr. Aliya and I'm here with

a message for all you moms out there. I see you!

Your forward rounded shoulders, your chin's going forward.

Uh, you look like the Hunchback!

I have some quick and easy stretches

for all of you breastfeeding moms,

all of you bottle feeding moms,

the pumping moms, the solid feed moms, all the moms out there

that need a little bit of stretching in through their shoulders,

their upper back and their neck.

Now, I wanted to keep these really simple and easy

so the first stretch just doesn't

need anything at all. Actually you just need a wall.

It's a chest opener and

telling I'm telling you ladies, this stretch

feels like heaven. So what you're going to do

is find a wall, any wall.

You're going to place your hand on the wall

palm flat. You're going to bring your

chest into the wall and then away, so it

looks kind of like this. And we're going

to do the same thing on this side.

Great! So you're gonna hold up for about 5-10 seconds

and try to do it on both sides if you can.

The second easy stretch I have for you guys

just requires a towel or a

baby blanket or even you

can use your sweater, something really

easy for you to hold onto that's a

little bit longer. What you're going to

do with this one is you're going to take

the towel in one hand and pop it

behind your head and with the other hand

you're going to pull the towel down and

that creates a nice easy stretch

through the pec muscles right here.

So again, it looks likes this and then to switch,

and the other hand comes down and again

you're pulling and you're really opening up.

The last easy exercise is one that

involves the neck because what we do when

we're feeding we're kind of creating

this chin jutting out posture.

So what you're going to do is take your hands,

interlace them behind your back,

pull your hands down and away from your back

and then the chin comes in to the chest.

Just like that and you're going to hold

for a few seconds. To add a little bit

more in the neck you'll bring your chin

down and just bring it over to your

armpit and then the same thing

on this side.

So moms, this are some super easy stretches to make you

all super moms and give you a nice tall

posture, making you thinner, younger and

making you feel amazing!

Alright guys, if you liked this video give me a thumbs up.

Feel free to share it on Facebook or

YouTube and comment below.

Talk to you soon. Bye!

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Xexyz (NES) - Retro Gaming Review - Duration: 8:00.

Hi I'm Pam and I'm here to talk about retro video games.

The game I'm reviewing today has all the hallmarks of a game I should really enjoy

- but did I?

It's Xexyz.

Xexyz was developed by Hudson Soft and released for the NES in North America in 1990, though

it came out in Japan two years prior.

It combines two different gameplay styles - side-scrolling platforming and horizontal

scrolling shooting.

It's the year 2777.

The surface and population of Earth have been devastated by war many times over.

Only 5 islands now exist which form the nation of Xexyz.

Humans now cohabitate with...

Fairies?

Okay.

One day, the mechanic fortress Goruza attacks, kills the king and kidnaps his daughter along

with the fairie queen from each island.

You play Apollo who's out to kick some Goruza ass, rescue some women folk and set everything

right.

For an 8-bit game, there's a lot going on here, so please excuse this overly long description

of the gameplay.

Each odd numbered level is a platformer on one of the 5 islands.

Islands which are littered with doorways.

Doors everywhere.

Your goal is to find the kidnapped fairy queen.

Along the way you'll be attacked by all kinds of mechanical enemies, which you fight

with your currently equipped weapon.

There are 5 weapons but you only have access to one at a time and there aren't too many

opportunities to switch between them.

There are two different pickups that drop from defeated enemies and are strewn around

the levels - E Balls are currency which can be given to NPCS found through some of the

doorways to buy new weapons, or upgrade your current one, get hints about what's to come,

or play minigames.

L balls refill some of your health.

You need to find the hidden Devil miniboss, defeat him, and take his Force Star.

Once you get the Force Star you can progress to the mechanic castle which is another platforming

segment that is non linear and a bit mazelike.

In the middle of each castle is a hanger where you'll find some mobile armor and do some

horizontal shooting.

These sections are also non-linear and if you go through the wrong door at the end,

you'll have to replay the section.

At the very end of the castle there's a boss fight.

The even numbered levels are longer horizontal shooting segments.

You shoot your main weapon with B and throw an oddly arcing grenade with A. In these segments

you can pick up P capsules which power up your weapon and S capsules which increase

your speed.

These levels also end with a boss fight and I found them to be the most challenging parts

of the game as there is no way to regain life.

They're a battle of attrition, and if you arrive at the boss with low health it can

easily one shot you.

So - NES, HudsonSoft, multiple different game types, one of which is shoot'em up.

I should love this game.

I don't love this game.

Problem number 1 - the horizontal shooting segments don't have autofire.

Why would you design a shoot'em up without autofire?

My poor hands were so sore after every play session and the shooting segments felt much

more punishing than they should have been.

I know turbo controllers are a thing (a thing which I don't happen own for NES), but I

think the lack of autofire is a failure of design, not something to be bandaged over

with another peripheral.

The worst part of this is that there is a weapon in the game that does have continuous

fire.

It's the Lazer, but this is only available platforming stages, not the shooting segments.

Let's continue with the things that bug me, shall we?

A lot of the boss fights feel like they're meant to be cheesed.

There are ones where you can stand in one spot, maybe taking one hit, and just spam

the attack button as fast as you can to kill it before it kills you.

The devil bosses in the platforming sections all look and behave the same.

And the easiest way to beat them?

Just jump through their face, taking significant damage, and shoot them in the back of the

head repeatedly.

My main issue with the platforming levels though, is All those doorways.

Now on paper, they dont seem like a problem.

You go through a door and who knows what you'll find?

Maybe it's a mini boss and a lady in a bathtub.

Maybe it's a shop where you can buy some sort of power up.

Or even better, a free weapon upgrade.

But there are just so many of them.

There's no sense of flow or momentum to the island parts of the game because there's

a new door to go through every 10 steps you take and you dont want to miss free weapon

upgrades, currency or the chance to heal.

Enemies respawn when you leave the doorways and there's also a bit of a control issue.

You enter doors by pressing up on the d-pad, but also use up to jump higher.

Inadvertently re-entering doors because you're trying to jump away from an enemy making a

beeline for you is quite frustrating.

Now, I'm not going to go full negative on this review because the game does have it's

high points and at least tries to do some interesting things.

It just doesn't always execute well.

But here are some things I like.

Some of the different weapons you get during platforming are pretty fun.

The 45Ball bounces off walls and objects at a 45 degree angle.

A powered up Moon Ball creates a shield around you, and if you use it while pressing down,

it turns into whip, clearing out anything that approaches you.

There are also some interesting magic effects like a Mirror which gives you a duplicate

Apollo and basically gives you double firepower.

The transitions between platforming and shooting with bosses and mini bosses peppered throughout

does keep you on your toes and keep things interesting.

The very last boss fight is completely different than anything that came before.

There's a lot of variety.

The high difficulty of the game is tempered by unlimited continues, along with a password

save system if you need to step away.

As for the more technical aspects, it's alright.

The game looks pretty good, with interesting looking sprites and lots of colour.

I particularly like that all the cyborg riders for the horizontal shooting segments are unique

and shaped like different animals.

The music is hit and miss.

While the main theme is quite catchy, a lot of the level music can get a bit repetitive

and even a little grating.

There is some slowdown when too many things are happening on screen.

This is especially bad when using the Mirror power up.

Xexyx has a lot of variety and tries to do a lot, it just doesn't always nail the execution.

Though I found my time with it more frustrating than fun, I'm not going to tell anyone to

avoid the game.

However, if you're going to try it out, make sure to bring some patience.

And a turbo controller.

If you want more, check out my review of a dual genre game I do love - The Guardian Legend,

or if you want another game I'm not so crazy about - check out my review of Prince of Persia.

Thanks for watching and I'll see you next time.

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JELLYBEAN CHALLENGE x THE EVELYN ft.Josh [Chinese CC.] - Duration: 11:31.

大家好,我是EVELYN 歡迎回到我的頻道

特別邀請到JOSHUA

你們看到他正在洗牌 可能在想我們要做什麼

那其實是因為我們

今天要做跟彩色豆豆相關的影片

彩色豆豆挑戰!

我們會抽排比較大小

來決定誰可以挑彩色豆豆

為什麼這個彩色豆豆這麼特別呢

因為這個是一個大冒險專用的彩色豆豆

你要DARE去比較

意思就是說他有一樣形狀 一樣顏色

但是截然不同

截然不同的口味的彩色豆豆

他可能是壞掉的牛奶或是椰子 臭蛋

或是奶油爆米花

我們來看看會如何吧 Josh你準備好了嗎

不騙你 我現在很緊張 哈哈 我很興奮

那我們就開始吧 我已經把他們

全部的彩色豆豆到一張紙上了

然後把它們分類

到不同的堆裡面

認真的嗎? Josh抽你的. 歐天啊

Josh 選了

藍色的是牙膏或是

藍莓 Josh: 阿沒什麼差別

祝我好運 Josh: 是什麼? 牙膏!!!! 也沒有那麼糟啦

就是很奇怪, 你吃到什麼?Josh: 藍莓

ok第二回合 臭襪子或是水果

你很緊張嗎

是臭襪子嗎? 不~~~不是, 這是我的頻道~不!

是臭襪子我不要 Josh:我不管你要

我拿到黑桃你是愛心所以我比較大

我們來試試看哈哈哈

嘔吐!試嘔吐! 好啊是黃色的

選一個

你吞下去了嗎

我小時候的時候 我國小的時候

我們玩過一樣的遊戲

然後我就吃到嘔吐的 我差一點

就真的吐出來 超級噁心

吃完之後 所以

那是我最大的噩夢 然後Josh

說嘿那我們今天來玩吧

我說拜託可以不要嗎 但是我們還是玩了

我們還要繼續嗎? Josh: 要! 當然

不~~那我們來試試看鼻屎

你有吃過你的鼻屎嗎

你有對不對?你有 那我們就試鼻屎 好Josh 選一個

是鼻屎或是多汁的李子

吃起來像鼻屎嗎?

我覺得這個才是

Josh:吃掉吃掉 阿是李子

很好吃

不 Josh:鼻屎~~ 不是鼻屎但是吃起來

一點也不好吃

就還是多汁的李子但是不好吃 你看他邪惡的表情

萊姆或是草皮剪

草皮剪會吃起來像草 Josh:體驗牛的生活

eenie meenie miney

moe catch a tiger by your toe if you

ever let it go eenie meenie miney moe

開始

手指交叉祝我好運 一,二.....

Josh:是什麼 沒問題對吧

換你試試看你的了

Josh:不你先說實話 我不知道他甜甜的

吃起來像肥皂

不他不是萊姆 他沒有萊姆酸酸的

Josh: 我拿到萊姆,喔不他也像肥皂

媽媽你要不要一起玩 (你要不要起完彩色豆豆)

(他說 ok bye) (Song from FROZEN)

hello hello from the other side (Song from ADELE)

我媽不想一起玩

這是最後一場了嗎 不這真是虐待

在玩三局

我什麼我要度過我的下午玩這個

好 狗罐頭與巧克力

所以是這個咖啡色的

Josh 第一次吃狗食 你吃到狗罐頭嗎

狗罐頭吃起來像什麼 跟我說一下

Say something I'm giving up on you (Song from THE GREAT BIG WORLD)

吃起來像什麼 形容一下

看影片的人也許從來沒吃過

狗食

吃起來像土 跟雨

像是下雨後的土

好下一回合

can we go again (Song from NEON TREES)

那我們試嘔吐跟桃子好了

hahahaha 桃子 你好幸運喔

這是我童年的惡夢

媽~弟弟要叫我吃嘔吐

她叫我吃完 幫我到水吧 Josh:不,這是命運

桃子是桃子~ I got this feeling

inside my bones, it goes

electric wavy when I turn it on. (Song from JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE) 好吃

我睹這兩個都是嘔吐

我會找到人把它吃掉

我們來吃死魚吧 死魚是什麼顏色

白橘的那些

他們看起來像恐龍蛋

你準備好吃死魚了嗎

Josh:阿聞起來像死魚 你選擇了阿 就像人生

加油你可以的

奶昔 !!! X的,,,

Josh:不過奶昔也不好吃

X 的大家 Josh:(念咒語中)

May the dead fish be with her

我不能說話了

水~~

你對我的頻道做什麼

不要做奇怪的事情喔

我歷經死魚的同時

我們繼續進行著個遊戲

最後一回合(Josh:我把著些放進你的蒐藏小盒子)

蒐藏盒?不!! Josh:因為你沒吃完

這好噁心 我直接吞下死魚

因為那個味道在我嘴巴炸開

好噁 大家小心 真是太瘋狂了

Josh 我們可以繼續嗎

結束這一切吧

隨便啦都可以

藍莓再一次 跟牙膏 可以說是我的最愛 我們同時吃

牙膏我吃到牙膏

剩下兩個結果都是藍莓

Josh: 把他們吃掉吧EVELYN

謝謝大家的收看 ! (Josh:不不不她不守規則)

如果你欣賞這部影片 別忘了

按讚跟留言喔

然後訂閱我的頻道看更多喔

高度不推薦如果你不夠勇敢

也要準備吃到很多噁口味

像是壞掉牛奶 臭蛋

嘔吐鼻屎臭襪子

死魚狗食 都有

祝你有美好的一天 吃好吃的東西

謝謝Josh來我的頻道

and 下次見

For more infomation >> JELLYBEAN CHALLENGE x THE EVELYN ft.Josh [Chinese CC.] - Duration: 11:31.

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Medley - The Jackson 5 - Diana Ross Special - Subtitulado en Español - Duration: 7:42.

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EyMer // Say that you´ll stay - Duration: 4:32.

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COD IW NEW TRENCHER OP?? - SHOULD YOU USE THE TRENCHER?? - Duration: 4:35.

Yo what is going on guys it is your boy

Yogge here and today we're going to be

talking about the trencher so guys the

gameplay that you guys are seeing is

very very good gameplay at the end of

the game somehow I don't know what

happens to me but I absolutely go off

basically I almost get my overseer two

times if you guys don't know what the

overseer is it's a variant of the

advanced UAV scorestreak alright guys so

before we talk about the trencher and

before we talk about how good it is or

how bad it is

make sure guys people like it and

support this video last year did gear

aka it did bad ok so yes we feel like

coming down which thing about this

weapon comment down what you think about

entering the warfare adding in World War

2 type of weapons to prepare me we all

know that game was trash but you guys

think it's a marketing tactic I don't

know I was just wondering about it tell

me your opinions in the comments down

below also subscribe if you're new

because I have the latest called duty

news and yeah maybe this is not latest

but that's because I don't plan for the

warfare that much but anyways guys

enough talking let's actually talk about

the trencher so if you guys don't know a

new submachine was added to Call of Duty

infinite warfare a couple days ago

actually the new update brought this and

an LMG at my last video was on the LMG

it is really really horrible so I'm like

ah anyway so today we're talking about

the trencher the submachine gun so we

all know how the vpr turned out another

some michigan in the game is really

crash when they you know release it but

then after the update it became a damn

beast still the most OPM best submachine

gun or any gun in the game right now so

a little bit of backstory before I

actually talked about the trencher

before the vpr got good or you know the

update before the vpr got really really

good um basically what i stuck was it

was a or you know i use the MV for the

cabe or tight - you know you name it you

know the really really good ARS I never

even touched an LMG or a submachine gun

until today I've touched another

submachine gun that I really really

liked now for some reason maybe this is

like a marketing you know tactic but

every like bass submachine gun in the

game and infinite warfare that comes

with it I don't like I like the ones

that they add in it for example the Vpr

love it a trencher I like it a lot so

enough talking about actually talk about

the trencher now

it's it's not BPR status right it's not

Opie but it is a very very good gun to

use it feels good it's nice and you are

going to need a couple attachments with

it so what I would recommend to you guys

is obviously the two must needs which is

the foregrip and quick-draw and then for

your third attachment or you can just

keep it with code on forever it works

perfectly but you guys want another

attachment either extended mags or rifle

barrel I was usually suppressor earlier

on this weapon and oh my god is it

horrible like I was shooting people from

let's say medium range right where an AR

was decimated and it was taking me four

to five shots to kill

are you actually kidding me so no do not

use the suppressor with this weapon if

you want to get beads use the extended

mags you guys will see at the end of the

gameplay what type of feeds that starts

to get by the way I'm using extended

mags in this again cause you guys don't

know yet also the rifle barrel to me

just feel that it makes it stronger

three kills a medium range so if you

guys know you're going to be on a map

with long-range distances medium range

use a rifle barrel and do not I repeat

do not engage people in long range

gunfights because you will lose but

you're all around this submachine gun is

very very good I like it a lot obviously

to adding old school you know old school

type of guns and infinite warfare to

prepare for the next Call of Duty

because they just know how trash this

game is but it is a good weapon if you

guys do want to use it I just

recommended some attachments perks you

know the ones that I use is ghost blind

die hardline and dead silence those are

the strikes that I mainly use all the

time well guys I guess that's basically

it for the video the trencher is an OK

gun I like it a lot there is also a

nuclear very nervous I forgot to mention

that I will probably go for a nuclear

with it if I get the variant if they

make it accessible to buy I might buy it

with Salvage but other than that yeah

that's basically the gun is very very

good it can actually now compete with

the VP are another good of the games

actually you know compete with the VP

are is crazy because that shit is

overpowered but anyways guys if you are

tired of the VP are like I am because

you've been using it so much or because

you've been getting killed with it so

much use a trencher it is really really

good but again you might need extended

mags because the VTR is just insane

anyway so we get you together make sure

to leave a like the videos I wish I stay

with you know

yeah see guys odd the next one

For more infomation >> COD IW NEW TRENCHER OP?? - SHOULD YOU USE THE TRENCHER?? - Duration: 4:35.

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Singing Mr. Ed Theme Song - Duration: 1:40.

Hello. I'm Mr. Ed.

A horse is a horse, of course, of course

And no one can talk to a horse of course

That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed!

Go right to the source and ask the horse.

He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse.

He's always on a steady course.

Talk to Mr. Ed!

People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day.

But Mister Ed will never speak unless he has something to say.

A horse is a horse, of course, of course

And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse.

You never heard of a talking horse?

Well listen to this.

I am Mr. Ed!

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"Safe Area Goražde" by Joe Sacco (2000) comic review - Top 10 Essential Graphic Novels 04 - #7 - Duration: 2:46.

[Book cover of graphic novel "Safe Area Goražde" by Joe Sacco (2000) - Number 7 in Top 10 comics countdown list]

Alright, now let's talk about number 7 on this list: Safe Area Goražde by Joe Sacco.

If you don't know who Joe Sacco is, he's a war journalist who tells his stories through non-fiction comics.

Safe Area Goražde is Joe's book about the Bosnian War of the early 1990s.

The book is fairly evenly divided between pages with a white-coloured edge –

that show Joe walking around the streets of Goražde, meeting people, and doing his interviews.

By contrast, the pages with the black-coloured edge represent the reconstructed stories that were told to Joe by his interview subjects.

In other words, Joe listened to their first-hand accounts, and he drew them up as multi-page comics showing the events that happened to the people.

Now, I'm someone who hasn't lived in a war zone, and for me it was striking to see just how quickly things can turn sour during military conflict.

Before the war, the Bosniaks and Serbs lived in Goražde in relative peace and friendship.

But on the first day of the war, the Bosniaks woke up to realise that all of their Serb neighbours had secretly left town overnight.

And, later that day, the Serbs began attacking the city of Goražde.

This was first event in a cycle of conflict that the city had to endure over the next three years.

For someone who wasn't actually there during these events, Joe Sacco does an impressive job of recreating the experiences of his interview subjects.

And he depicts some grizzly things with his comics that probably wouldn't be possible through other mediums.

The detail of the comics artwork transports you into the places that Joe is describing.

There are lots of little details in the artwork that jump out. For example:

We see how the locals were generating their electricity from DIY hydro plants rigged from the city's bridge.

We see the way that the locals were chopping massive quantities of firewood, and stockpiling it, so that they'd have enough to get through the coming winter.

We see the way the streets were cleared of cars, and were filled with children playing, and adults pushing wheelbarrows.

And, we keep seeing the marks on the road where mortar shells have landed,

in a distinctive explosive shape that looks like a little bear's paw.

Joe Sacco is a real trailblazer of comics journalism, who has demonstrated how comics can be used to document serious topics like war and conflict.

So, check out my favourite Joe Sacco book: Safe Area Goražde.

[title music: "Dart" by Screamfeeder]

For more infomation >> "Safe Area Goražde" by Joe Sacco (2000) comic review - Top 10 Essential Graphic Novels 04 - #7 - Duration: 2:46.

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Super Smash Bros. Brawl AMV(Lyrics) - Duration: 1:29.

Mario:Love is such a sweet illusion. [Let's come together]

Kirby:Can't seem to stop my imagination [Goes on forever]

Pit & Link:What a ridiculous situation. [Another matter]

Yoshi:But I can't deny, I'm faced with a tricky tempation

The other 4:In the world that keeps on changing.

ALL:Don't know why my heart is aching.

5 warriors, Ike Marth, and Meta Knight:Gotta handle it, no more hesitation.

Diddy & Donkey Kong:There can be no turning back.

Ness:God only knows

"My mind is as free as the wind. But now what I should do is to fall in love."

Ganondorf:God only knows

"I don't need that kind of real things. Feels like I'm lost in the labyrinth."

Samus & Pikachu:God only knows

"There must be the meaning of life. Somehow unexpected happenings thrill me."

Pokemon Trainner & Lucas:God only knows

"Just believe in myself and my dream. Anyone could be a hero and heroine."

For more infomation >> Super Smash Bros. Brawl AMV(Lyrics) - Duration: 1:29.

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RSPS - Loooking for Coder - Duration: 1:09.

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Jumping 2 blocks from damage ticks (POC) - Duration: 1:40.

I have a clear inventory and no effects

2 block wall cannot be scaled normally

I pick up uranium (playing ftb) to start damage ticks

and eat a notch apple to stop me from dying

Radiation poisoning ticks damage faster that normal poison

any kind of damage tick should work though

It's all about timing the jump

Moving onto another obstacle

Time the jump so the damage ticks at the peak of your jump

I'm not very consistent

There we go

Stopping poison again

Can I make it in time?

Nope

For more infomation >> Jumping 2 blocks from damage ticks (POC) - Duration: 1:40.

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Action Yoyo Repeater: Ezra's Razor - Duration: 0:37.

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Check Up board result 10th and 12th class 2017 - Duration: 1:26.

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Beauty Tips in Tamil / 20 நிமிடத்தில் கழுத்தின் கருமை போக வேண்டுமா?Get rid of dark neck in Tamil - Duration: 3:53.

hello , subscribe to "beauty tips in tamil" and hit the bell button to watch all our latest videos first.

In this video, we'll get to know how to get rid of dark neck in 20 minutes(in tamil)

to get rid of dark neck , we are going to prepare a pack, for this we'll need

tomato - 1

blend the tomato well to get the tomato puree

rice flour - 1 teaspoon

Maida(Refined wheat flour) - 1 Teaspoon

Milk Powder - 1 Teaspoon

Honey - 1 Teaspoon

Take 1 teaspoon of the tomato puree in a clean bowl.

Tomato is a good anti-oxidant, when used in this pack , clears the dirt and dead skin cells and lightens our skin

Now add a teaspoon of Rice flour

Rice has amino acids and vitamins

It helps in removing the darkness in the neck

now add a teaspoon of maida

and a teaspoon of milk powder

Mix it well , see to it that you get a paste like consistency, if not add more of the tomato puree

lastly, add a teaspoon of honey

Mix it well, until lump free

here i'll use it on my hands just for a demo

after the pack dries off completely, wash it off with cold water

You will see a visible difference just with the first use

i hope you can see the difference on my hands

use this pack continuously for 3 days, steam your neck for 10 minutes before applying this pack.

you'll get rid of your dark neck completely if used continously it for 3 days

do try this dark neck home remedy for sure and come back to share your feedback

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For more infomation >> Beauty Tips in Tamil / 20 நிமிடத்தில் கழுத்தின் கருமை போக வேண்டுமா?Get rid of dark neck in Tamil - Duration: 3:53.

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Devocional Mundial para Jovens Adultos — Maio de 2017 - Duration: 1:58:22.

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Carluz Belo | O Mundo Que Nos Foge | Official Video | 2017 - Duration: 4:59.

♪ I think of you... ♪

♪ I think of you... ♪

♪ Forgive me the lack of strength ♪

♪ And the tiredness of all these years ♪

♪ Hope has faded and joy has run away ♪

♪ Forgive me for not coming back without you ♪

♪ To the innocent woods of childhood ♪

♪ But everything within me lights up again ♪

♪ There's a cry in the city ♪

♪ I know that I will die in it ♪

♪ Writing whatever life allows me to ♪

♪ Each written word is a poisoned dart ♪

♪ It has the size of a tomb ♪

♪ And your gestures are melodies of illusion ♪

♪ Towards the night ♪

♪ But today, still far from that cry ♪

♪ I sit in the solitude of the sea ♪

♪ I forever possess what I lost ♪

♪ And a bee lands on the blue lily, which survived the frost ♪

♪ I think of you... ♪

♪ I think of you... ♪

♪ I remain alert, sitting here ♪

♪ By the closed window, I hear you whispering: ♪

♪ "I love you"... For the first tim ♪

♪ "I love you"... I love you, I love you ♪

♪ And it's in the light that goes away in the horizon ♪

♪ Where your body fades away ♪

♪ I collect the honey, I keep the joy ♪

♪ And I tell you softly: ♪

♪ Turn off the stars and come sleep with me... ♪

♪ Embrace me again! ♪

♪ I collect the honey, I keep the joy ♪

♪ And I tell you softly: ♪

♪ Turn off the stars and come sleep with me... ♪

♪ In this world that escapes from us! ♪

♪ I collect the honey, I keep the joy ♪

♪ And I tell you softly: ♪

♪ Turn off the stars and come sleep with me... ♪

♪ In the splendor of the night of the world that escapes from us... ♪

♪ In the splendor of the night of the world that escapes from us... ♪

♪ Of this world that escapes from us... ♪

For more infomation >> Carluz Belo | O Mundo Que Nos Foge | Official Video | 2017 - Duration: 4:59.

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Once Upon a Time 6x21 & 6x22 "The Final Battle" Promo (HD) Season 6 Episode 22 Promo Season Finale - Duration: 0:30.

All the realms will be destroyed.

And everyone in them.

Get to Emma.

Make her believe again.

If you have to fight,

this is it.

Once Upon a Time, the two hour season finale next Sunday at 8/7c on ABC.

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Famous Actress Worth $45 MILLION Cries About Having to Pay For Her Healthcare - Duration: 3:45.

Liberals are having a pity party.

They are outraged over the fact that Obamacare was just repealed, and the long-standing piece

of job-killing, anti-American legislation is no more.

Finally, we're getting back to the American way of doing things.

Over 150,000 tweets with the hashtag "I Am A Preexisting Condition" flooded the

internet in just one day.

One of the most outrageous tweets came from actress Alyssa Milano.

She actually said, "My name is Alyssa Milano.

I have anxiety disorder, pregnancies, 2 c-sections and cystic acne.

#I Am A Preexisting Condition," via CBS News.

In case you don't already know, Alyssa Milano is worth 45 MILLION dollars.

She's in much better financial shape than just about anyone else in the country.

Indeed, having 45 million dollars in the bank makes someone part of the 1%.

This means Milano is in a better position than nearly anyone to pay for her own medical

care — yet, predictably, she's just one more liberal who thinks the government should

foot the bill.

Maybe Milano should just shut up instead, pay for her insurance, and give some of her

considerable fortune to people on the streets who are ACTUALLY struggling to pay for their

medicine.

There are people on the streets, even veterans (which is sickening in and of itself), who

can't get their hands on the medications they need.

But please, by all means, let's make sure the Hollywood elite don't have to pull their

weight.

If you go and read through some of the recent tweets, it's enough to make you physically

ill — you literally need health insurance to cover the risk of becoming sick to your

stomach as a result.

Don't be fooled by these crybaby's tweets and rants, either.

They've spent their whole lives complaining and begging authorities for handouts, and

their cries over Obamacare's repeal are no different.

It is not my job, or your job, or anyone else's job, to make sure that everyone has health

insurance.

That is a personal responsibility that ADULTS should have no problem assuming on their own.

The rest of us — hard working, true Americans, work and pay for our health care.

We're not leaches.

Twitter rants are not going to bring back Obamacare.

They're not going to change the fact that a new, conservative healthcare bill is on

its way to the Senate.

That's all to say — liberal whining, while being more rampant and severe than normal

these days (if that's even possible), is still nothing more than comical reading material.

One of the best responses to Milano's tweet came from the always-awesome Ben Shapiro.

He responded to her with, "And yet here you are, alive and healthy.

Why hasn't evil American healthcare killed you yet?"

Glorious.

When the new bill makes it through to the Senate, it'll be interesting to see how

the Left handles the situation.

Something tells us they're going to keep cranking the volume knob on their "outrage."

The question here is WHY?

The left think it's cool and trendy to play the victim.

It's how they siphon so many votes without actually having a substantive platform to

run on.

They're outraged about everything, but they don't know what they're angry about half

the time.

All you need to do to see this liberal hypocrisy in action is watch some videos of protesters

being interviewed.

At your typical liberal protest, many respond with "I don't know" when asked why,

who, or what they're protesting against.

What a bunch of losers.

Do YOU support the passing of the new healthcare act?

Please share this news and tell us what you think!

For more infomation >> Famous Actress Worth $45 MILLION Cries About Having to Pay For Her Healthcare - Duration: 3:45.

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10 Richest Athletes Of All-Time - Duration: 6:26.

It may be smart thinking to start having babies and put a soccer ball, a basketball, and a

golf club in their cribs.

Because this list will make you throw away all your girl's birth control pills and

make some money earning athletes.

Right, Lavar Ball?

With that being said, Welcome to our list of the Ten Highest Paid Athletes Ever.

Number 10: Shaquille O'Neal at $735 Million Dollars

During the Diesel's NBA career, the Hall of Fame big man earned a total of $292 Million

dollars throughout his 19 year career.

Which is more than any other NBA player not named kevin Garnett or Kobe.

But what makes his earnings over $700 Million throughout his illustrious career is the fact

that Shaq is the perfect pitch man.

Reebok, Buick, Icy Hot, Pepsi, Taco Bell and Radioshack get it? shack, and even Soda Shaq.

Even making millions off pretending to be a 7 foot genie.

Number 9: David Beckham at $742 Million Dollars The stud footballer is actually worth more

money off the field than on it.

As he reached deals with Global Brands Group selling all Beckham gear around the world,

and partnering with a Scotch Whiskey company.

And don't forget his deals with Adidas at $160 Million and all those butt hugger companies...

wasn't your commute to work just a little more delightful seeing David Beckham's billboard

bulge?

I know I got hard, how about you?

Let us know in the comment section below!

Number 8 Phil Mickelson at $760 Million Dollars The rich always want to get richer.

As Phil Mickelson almost got hemmed up last year with an insider trading case, just like

Martha.

But good boy Phil returned all the 1 million he earned off playing the stocks, 'with

some alleged help'.

Be careful Phil, don't get your shit pushed in, you need to keep winning those majors..I

think Phil will agree to just keep getting his paper from big ass companies like Callaway,

Barclay's, Rolex, and KPMG.

Number 7: Floyd Mayweather at $765 Million Dollars

Money Mayweather just can't lose.

As the undefeated prize fighter collected some serious cha ching when he won the 3 biggest

bouts ,as far as money is concerned, in the history of boxing.

Taking down Oscar De La Hoya, Canelo Alvarez and Manny Pacquiao...But the big pay day was

when he promoted the shit out of The Pacquiao fight and earned him $240 Million dollars

in 1 night.

And this Conor McGregor fight might propel Mayweather higher up the list as he is trying

to orchestrate another huge Pay Per view pay day.

Now that's how you make $765 Million throughout your career.

Number 6: Kobe Bryant at $720 Million Dollars The Laker legend lost many sponsorships when

he was accused of sexually assaulting a 19 year old women back in 2003...But luckily

for Kobe, he was still marketable as Nike, Sprite, and Spaulding kept the NBA super star.

And throughout Kobe Bryant's NBA career, he is by far, the highest paid athlete in

the history of team sports.

And Shout out to Body Armor as one of Kobe's new partnership.

Number 5: Michael Schumacher at $1 Billion Dollars

Oh, now we've hit the Billionaire Boys Club, as the seven time F1 Champion, Schumacher

has once become the face of Ferrari racing.

Although tragedy struck for the retired race car driver when he had a skiing accident where

he suffered a significant brain injury.

And it's looking like his situation is not too good, as he continues to get intensive

treatment at his home in Switzerland.

Many companies have dropped Schumacher as a partner after they realize he may never

make a full recovery...

Number 4: Jack Nicklaus at $1.15 Billion Dollars Who woulda thunk it..

The Golden Bear was worth a whopping Billy Goat!

As the legend golfer lived in the era of low money earnings for his sport, Jack made the

best of his name and became a golf course developer.

As his firm has designed more than 400 golf courses and still is responsible for over

60 more courses in development in 19 countries.

This man IS truly the GOAT.. (greatest of all time)

Number 3: Arnold Palmer at $1.35 Billion Dollars Isn't it fitting that Jack And Arnold were

neck and neck even in lifetime earnings?

As the two went head to head for decades in Golf, Arnold inched past Jack by a mere 200

Million.

As the creator of the Arnold Palmer - an iced tea lemonade

combo , the late great legend had 500 Arnold Palmer - branded stores in Asia selling footwear

and apparel.

Now That's a shit ton of umbrella golf shirts he sold to all us asians..

Rest In Peace, Arnie.

Number 2: Tiger Woods $1.65 Billion At one point in Tiger's life, dude could

not stop winning..

Literally beating every human at golf by a wide margin, having a super hottie wife with

two adorable kids, a sick amount of endorsement deals such as Nike, Rolex, Upper Deck, Taylormade

golf, and the list goes on.

As a half asian, half black young golfer Tiger Woods was on top of the planet pulling in

$60 Million dollars per year from winnings and partnerships.

Everything I just listed there came to a crash one day, after his wife Elin found out that

his dick has been in more holes than his golf balls.

Number 1: Michael Jordan $1.7 Billion Did you know that Michael Jeffrey Jordan only

made $93 million during his 15 years of playing in the NBA?

But don't be sad for MJ, as his Jordan Brand pulled in $2.8 Billion dollars in revenue

for Nike in 2016, Mike gets his small cut of $100 Million from Nike during that fiscal

year.

But let's put those numbers into perspective.

2.8 Billion in a year equals to 7,671,232 dollars/ a day, 2.8 Billy equals to 319,634

dollars per hour, and 2.8 Billion fucking dollars equals $5,327 and 23 cents per minute!

I think it's safe to say/ the Jordan Brand makes a profit.

Throw in the fact that he owns the charlotte hornets, gatorade still hooks him up with

dough, and pretty sure he gets Space Jam residuals..Michael Jordan is our top flight, highest paid athlete/

of all time.

And there you have it, our list of the 'Ten Highest Paid Athletes Ever ' Did we miss

any other rich athlete fucks?

If so, mention them in the comment section below, and as always/ don't forget to like,

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