Youtube daily report Apr 29 2018

Hey

How was the Conan movie?

What!? How did you know I went to see it?

Just a hunch

Oh

Pretty amazing

So how was it?

There was

a lot of explosions

and then

Raaaaaaaaan!

Shin Ichiiiiiiiii!

and it was awesome

How is that any different from last years movie?

Well there were explosions like

(Scumbag pop idol who got a 16 year old drunk and tried to make advances on her)

Look at how sorry he is!?

How can people still be angry at him???

It's all the girls fault! She shouldn't have gone to his house!!!

Trying to get sympathy by crying!?

You can't trick me!

You might be able to trick a lot of people with your "nice guy" persona

but I see through your bullshit!!!

How come he's on hiatus? They should fire his sorry ass!!!

Fire him

Fire him!!!!

Piko-chan

I really like you

Can you

No!

Haven't come here in ages

so many people...

Maybe I should just go home

Do you have any hobbies?

My new hobby is this

What is that?

I dress up like this and

censored

it's pretty fun

Wanna join me?

I...

thing...to do...

What does Florida mean

part of America?

No

Furo ni hairu kara ridatsu shimasu (I'm going to go off line to have a bath...Japanese young person lingo)

Man, young person lingo is hard

Next

Ri

Su (Risu means squirrel)

Mr. Pain

This isn't first school

sorry...

Ri means

Miss, I have a question

Yes?

Do you still use Cho Beri Ba (super old young person lingo)

I'm sorry...

Hey

Let's start a band

No!

Hey

Oh

Do you want to listen to my new song?

Nah...I think I'm goo...

Thanks man! You're such a great friend!

Okay here it is

Potechi (potato chips) Potechi Potechi Potechi

Please give me a thumbs up if you enjoyed the video(^o^)b

Don't forget to subscribe!

and maybe click the bell icon to get notifications for my videos ^^

Check out my last video here!

and yesterday

I didn't post a video, but I did a live show on YouTube

It's unlisted, but you can watch it here (sorry no subtitles m(_ _)m )

Bye!!!(^-^)

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I do really get my inspiration from things that I see outside

And everyday life, and also buildings

And topography and all that.

I usually work with acrylic paint on canvas and also I'm doing toy figurines in vinyl.

My art is really important to me of course because I'm not graduated as an artist

But I graduated as an architect.

Because of these two disciplines I see things in a new form of art.

My name is Arkiv Vilmansa I live and work in Bandung, Indonesia.

I'm a toy designer and also a painter.

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VLOG | Orange juice in big test - Duration: 6:07.

let us begin with this

VLOG| Favurite sandwich and juice test

by Linda Henriksson

good day and welcome back to my channel

are you hungry? I am

let's make breafast

today, I will do my favourite sandwich to breakfast

the ingrinds you need to make this avocado sandwich are:

"Falurut" crispbread and butter

after that we add avocado

and sometimes I also add a egg, we will see if I feel to have egg on today, I am not sure yet.

usally i eat it without egg

and mayo. Add a little on the top of the avocado

lastly, I put some lemon pepper on the top of everything. it is delicious

I will show you I fun thing

do you see the car?

it is park in a exit, on a pedestrian crossing and stands obliquely on the road

oh, there comes the owner

I will now show you my sandwich

this is my favourite one, just with butter, avocado, mayo and lemon pepper

and this is the some except is has a egg on the top

it is so tasty, yummy

today we will also try some orangejuices

this is the cheapest one from Migros

It is only freshly squeezed juice, no concentrate

the same with this one but it is much more expensive

it's kind of ......

twice as expensive. let see if we feel any differences

we start with the cheap one into this two glasses

and then we take the expensive in this two glasses

spontaneously, I think the colors differ

then it is a little darker yellow and the other is a little yellowish yellow

let the test begin

Linda: "shell we begin with the cheap one? " Erik: "yes"

Linda: " okej let's take this glas then"

Erik: " but it should be a blind test!?"

Linda: " oh, I am sorry"

I think this is the best

it is fresher and have less pulp

the cheap one

tasted musty

Erik: "but I do not think you had felt any difference if you had not known which one of them it was"

Erik: "drink it up and go away"

Linda: "okey"

Erik: "round two, let's see you still feel the difference between them"

Linda: "I am allowed to come back?"

Erik: "wait"

Erik: "because Linda was so disturbed before, we'll see if she now feels a mere difference"

Erik: "Linda, you are welcome back now"

Erik: "it is two each. You must have all right, otherwise there is no difference"

Erik: "we'll see if you manage to guess which two glasses are the same at least"

linda: "yes"

Linda: "these two are the cheap one and this two are the expansive

Erik: "wow, right"

Linda: "it was a big difference"

Linda: "it is a lot of pulp in the cheap one and it also tasty musty"...

.."and the expensive one has less pulp and fresher"

Linda: "if you should have the juice just for cocktails, it doesn't matter which one you buy"..

.."but if you should have it as it is, then I recommend"

Erik: "then it still dosen't matter"

Linda: "yes it does. then I recommend the expensive one. it was sweeter, better and had less pulp.

Erik: "you now this cost 2 chf and the other one cost 7 chf. It is it's four times so expensive

Linda: "yes,I know. But still, this is better

Linda: "let's eat"

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Lake Baikal, Russia on $200. Bikers, Buddhists and "Babr"(1 episode). - Duration: 14:30.

We've got to be careful.

One false move and this whole thing is coming down.

Okay. Pasha. PASHA!

Hello guys! We're on our way to Lake Baikal

but we've stopped off for a bit in Irkutsk and guess what?

Thanks to your support we have more money and more time than usual.

We have three days and $200 to see everything in this fantastic region of Russia.

And I'll tell you one thing: I'll fill you in on a little secret.

I am going to do something in this video that no American has ever done before.

But that's going to happen later.

Irkutsk's history dates back to the 1600's and sounds a lot like the North American

and Canadian frontiers of the 1800's.

North American and Siberian history have many parallels only the locals here

didn't have face any Union Generals like Sherman, Sheridan, or Custer.

Once a trade route to Moscow was established, furs, gold, diamonds,

wood, and so on all started to get purchased and sent west.

The wealth and potential of the region was well understood and quickly infrastructure began to develop.

But despite electricity and cars all over the roads, whenever you are in this part of Russia

those frontier days don't seem too far away,

and speaking of stuff not so far away…

Surprisingly there are still a lot of wooden buildings standing around and being built.

This is very unusual given Russia's passion for concrete slab for concrete slab construction.

This architecture style really makes Irkutsk stand out and feel a bit more homey.

Although some of them could really use a new coat of paint.

Almost every local said that I needed to visit the vaguely named 130th Quarter

but when I got there a surprise awaited me.

What?

Uh huh? Okay, it says Babr (Бабр), so this monument of a giant metal cat

eating another metal cat with extremely sexy abs has to have a good story behind it.

Let me go look it up on the internet and I'll get back to you later in the episode

Bizarre man, bizarre.

If you have watched our other videos you may have noticed that almost every major city in Russia

has a walking street where people can flock to for food, shopping, and fun.

But the 130th Quarter is the only one I've ever seen done with all wooden buildings in the local architectural style.

Very pioneering and very stylish, I approve.

It also has multiple levels, one street is on top of a hill and the other is at the bottom,

which makes it a little more three dimensional.

And, did I mention there are like 20 bars and cafes here? If you are hungry in Irkutsk this is where you need to be.

You know guys in every region of Russia of Russia there's a local delicacy

and I consider it my personal duty to taste them all.

And, when I told my Facebook followers that I was coming to Irkutsk everyone said that I have to eat

either pozy (позы) or boo'oozy (буузы) which might be the same thing.

And I'm not even quite sure what they are, but they did tell me one thing,

that for sure the best ones, the most authentic, lie at a place just a bit outside of town.

So let's get going and let's get eating.

Oh gosh, this place is so far away, why'd I have to go all the way out of town

just to get some of these pozy things?

I mean I saw ads for the… oh wait.

I think there might be something more to this place than just a cafe.

Where am I?

This mysterious and very oriental looking courtyard was not what I was expecting.

Locals came in and out to throw a coin at the base of these metal drums then turn them three times.

Despite being in a city it was very quiet and peaceful here.

"Pardon me, where exactly are…

oh and hello! A where am I? Where are we located?"

"This is the Irkutsky Datsan, the Buddhist temple is right behind you."

"Buddhist temple? They told me that this place has the tastiest pozy in town."

"They weren't lying, they're in that place right behind you."

"Oh!? Great, that's the cafe right?"

"Yeah, it's the cafe, give it a try!"

"Thank you kindly!"

"You're welcome!"

Ah a Buddhist monastery or "datsan" (дацан) in Russian, now it all makes sense,

well let's go try these pozy things and see if they are really as great as they say.

"Hello, hello! So, they say that this cafe has great pozy,

but I have one question for you. What are pozy?"

They are a Buryat national dish, they are always steamed."

Ooo! That sounds lovely, um are they big or small?"

"About 80 grams each on average."

"80 grams you say? Then I'll try three of them and if that is compote

then I'll take it and even if it isn't compote I will take it anyways."

"Sure thing."

"Your order is ready, enjoy!"

"Thank you very much, I am famished."

Oh that smells good! Oh yeah.

So I've been watching other people in the cafe

eat and apparently you're supposed to suck the juice out of the little hole at the top then take a bit.

It's just like taking a shot of vodka, but the vodka is meat juice.

Oh yeah baby!

Those Pozy were so juicy, so soft yet a bit chewey. Why don't they have these in Moscow?

Pozy were definitely worth the trip but now it is time to get back downtown

on my way to a very unique museum in the town of Taltsy (Тальцы),

and when I got there I noticed something that you probably don't see everyday outside of Russia.

So yeah that group of young people that you just saw… who were they?

They were cadets, sometimes the cadets can be pretty young in Russia

and they were practicing for May 9 in other words for Victory Day to…

you know organizing what they are going to do during the celebration.

So you know "a little practice makes perfect."

Along the way to the museum I noticed this huge and very old looking icebreaker boat

ironically trapped in the ice, so I thought that I'd check it out.

This is the very first icebreaker in Irkutsk.

It's over 100 years old and it was imported all the way from England.

I wonder how they got it out here?

Apparently you can take a tour of this boat but it was closed when I walked by… tragic.

So guys next we're going to take a look at…

wait, woah, woah, woah, Pasha, Pasha, is that a real Harley, look at that.

We've got to, we've got to see where that came from.

A Harley in Irkutsk. Sir! sir could you stop? Sir! He can't even hear me. Sir!

Guys can you believe it a real Harley Davidson dealership in Irkutsk, in Russia, this is truly a land of mystery

But anyways, you know, we've got time, and they're not exactly going

to make us pay anything to go in there so let's check out some Harley's or something.

Come on.

The longer I live in Russia the more I see a lot of similarities between Russia and America,

so I guess I shouldn't have been surprised to see that Siberian bikers are a real thing,

because out there there is a whole lot of open roads and adventure to be had just like in Middle America.

When Russia and America mix - epicness ensues.

"Good day to you!"

"Greetings, is it okay if I try this on?"

"Go for it!"

"I have a pretty big noggin but maybe I'll fit.

Na, I don't seem to be fitting this is for a gent a bit smaller than me."

"Do people here ride in winter or does no one do that and these bikes are just for summer fun?"

"I'll reveal one big secret to you… yes they ride in winter!"

"Um, how?"

"I'll show you right now."

"Ooo interesting."

"You'll see with your own eyes."

"Let's do it."

"Please come with me to our service area."

"These are the specialized spiked, which we put on our motorcycles."

"And you can really ride on the actual lake itself on these?"

"We transport the bikes to Lake Baikal then drive onto the ice and the spikes hold the bikes in place perfectly."

"You can take a look over here, these spiked wheels are already mounted on this bike."

"Yes yes, I see."

Oxana, Dmitry, and the other bikers all reminded me of my friends back home

who I sadly get to see about once a year due to living on another continent.

I've yet to meet a Russian biker that I didn't like.

"Well guys thank you very much, as an American, I feel at home with you all here

but one question remains, how the heck to I get to Taltsy?

I couldn't really find any information on the internet."

"It isn't crazy far to Taltsy from here.

Some of our guys are headed out towards Baikal, want a lift?"

"Yea seriously? Well sure let's do it!"

"Okay, let's go."

Alright we're off

I must say that this is a much better way better way to get to Taltsy than by bus.

When you're on a motorcycle you can see everything.

You can really take in the view and breathe the incredible air,

although it would be better to be behind the handlebars and not in the back seat.

Actually off camera they let me try out the bike and I must say that it is really hard to do

when you are so used to driving a four-cylinder stick shift.

Having the clutch in your hand yet shifting gears with your foot is going to take a while to get used to!

The museum was a lot bigger than I thought.

They are building a literal 1:1 replica of a Russian fort from days past.

And so friends we are now 40 outside of Irkutsk on the banks of the Baikal in the little village of Taltsy.

And we are at the Ethnographical Architecture Museum and what they mean by ethnographical,

that means that the various different buildings actually represent the various different ethnicities

of this region, although I do see a lot of wood in all of them.

But anyways, we're going to take a look around and maybe we're going to learn something fun,

new and interesting. So let's do it.

The entry tower and fortified walls are not a facade.

There is a whole little city in and around it.

They also had dwellings of non-Russians like the local Buryat people

who lived in round stationary yurts (юрты).

I always thought the whole idea of a yurt was to make a collapsable building

that you could take with you but apparently the term just comes from the word for "round."

The museum also has many interactive elements like workshops

where you can try to make the things

that people made by hand in this region hundreds of years ago.

This is definitely the kind of thing that kids will enjoy and it will teach them a lot about their history

and appreciate the technology we have today.

I thought it was pretty neat how they had dozens of different types of handmade flutes.

As a big dude they gave me the biggest flute they had to try out.

Taltsy is not so close, so by the time we got back the sun was already setting.

Well guys that's all for Irkutsk, tomorrow we are going to Lake Baikal at six in the morning.

So we better get some sleep or else we are going to wake up late and miss the bus… yeah.

Oh, #@%& I'm late!

If there is one thing that I never do as a traveler it is miss a bus, airplane, or whatever.

've flown hundred of times and taken trains all over,

I've never been late once, and I was going to make it to that bus come hell or high water!

Uh, which one is it? No. Maybe, maybe.

"Hello, is this bus going to Baikal?"

"Yes to Baikal."

"Thank God! And thank you ma'am."

Good so apparently this is the bus we need and which…

this is a great thing because as I promised you before

I am going to something that no American has ever done before.

But on the way there I am going to do something that every American does every day

… sleep.

Our adventure around Lake Baikal is just beginning friends!

Stay tuned because part two is coming soon and when it comes

we will definitely have a link for you in the description.

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BATTLEGROUND "D" - Duration: 2:27.

If i get serious, they still can't keep up with me

They are still at that level

Finally caught up, eh?

Uh? That's not from our team

MR2? Or an 180?

Nice skills!

But after two corners you'll disappear from my mirror

An 86?!

Don't screw with me!

My FD can't outrun an old 86?

Is this some kind of nightmare?

Crap!

I am Akagi RedSuns' No. 2 driver

He doesn't know this road?

After this gentle right, there's a sharp left!

If he doesn't slow down, he'll be in the ravine!

I knew it! He went in too fast!

There is no more room to slow down!

NANI?!

Inertia Drift?!

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Meghan Markle doesn't understand Prince Harry - Duration: 4:39.

Mr. & Mrs. Mountbatten-Windsor correct?

Well, to be

Exciting!

- Wait! Prince Harry? - Yes

Good lord!

What seems to be the problem with your relaysh?

Well we are great and I love Megan very much

Yes we're very much in love

but we're having a few problems communicating

it's quite natural you use different words, and it can be quite miffing (Annoying)

I find, for couples such as yourselves

Um, no, I literally do not understand this man

and I don't know why

We'll be having a chinwag (Conversation) just a bog-standard (Normal) chinwag

and she starts whinging (Complaining)

"Oh my god Harry why are you saying these words!?"

I do not sound like that

Well you do

Anyway look

As Princess Megan,

I just want to make sure that our marriage is off to a good start

I don't want there to be any communication problems between us

Ah this is a bit of awkward

They obviously haven't told you they're not actually going to give you the title of...

...Princess

I'm not going to be a princess

Meghan it's really fine, don't worry about it

"Duchess"!

What's a Duchess?

Duchess and Princess are basically the same thing

No! No! They are not the same. Not like at all!

of Sussex!

What's a Sussex?

It's the place of which you'll be Duchess!

Look please don't throw a wobbly (Get angry)!

What's a wobbly?

Well you're getting shirty (Aggressive) with me

Shirty!?

Why don't you understand me?

Because you don't talk right!

You are the reason for our breakdown in communication!

Codswallop! (Nonsense!) Absolute codswallop!

Now you're just making up words!

Every bloody time

Well yes my wife is actually from the US

We haven't actually understood each other for many years

She's from Arkansas, that's right, yes!

Arkansas?

Bless you!

So how often do you find these problems arise generally?

Whenever we go out

We can't even enjoy going out for fish and chips without arguing

There! did you hear that?

I did yes, awful!

What?

Why do you say it like that?

Fish and chips?

Yes exactly, why do you put the accent on the "Fish"?

That's how you say it

No it's not, we've had this conversation many times

Fish and chips!

FISH and chips

Fish and CHIPS!

I'm literally saying what you're saying

Look I'm gonna give you both a little exercise to do next time you go out

I mean this weekend have you got any plans at all?

Bits and bobs (Little unimportant things)

Who's Bob? We don't know any Bobs

No no, "bits and bobs" it's like "Odds and sods"

Oh my god will you please talk right!?

Look, um, what you have to remember is, most importantly

is that you love each other

You know misunderstandings are just very superficial really

okay so I'm not going to faff around (Waste time)

You know, it's all going to be tickety-boo (Fine)

when you get back at the end of a long day

And you're feeling a bit cream-crackered (Tired) shall we say

I don't know, she's being a bit gobby (Talking loudly)

Well I mean he, perhaps his breath might be a bit sort of minging (bad-smelling), as it were

plonk yourselves down (Sit down) and have a bit of a snog (Kiss)

You know if you don't snog (Kiss) enough, then you can run into all sorts of Barney (Trouble) frankly

So if I come back from the Boozer (Pub) all trollied (Drunk)?

Yeah! Little snog (Kiss)!

If she's got the lurgy (Has a cold)?

Little snog

Then Bob's your uncle (Simple)! Our relationship's fixed!

Yes because otherwise you'll be gutted because your relationship will just go pear-shaped

and by the time you pop your clogs (Die)

you'll have spent so many years in a rubbish (Bad) marriage

Are you kidding me right now?

I'm not winding you up, love. It's a doddle (It's easy)

Great!

Thank you!

Yes, thank you!

"Aluminium", that's another word they don't pronounce the same as us

It's true

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Learn Finnish by listening! Research vocabulary - Duration: 2:58.

Moi! Tää video on tarkotettu erityisesti niille, jotka opiskelee Suomessa Hi! This video is meant especially for those, who study in Finland

tai tekee ehkä väikkäriä eli väitöskirjaa. or do maybe the doctoral thesis.

Tässä videossa te opitte akateemista In this video you learn academic

ja tieteelliseen tutkimukseen liittyvää sanastoa, and scientific research related vocabulary,

koska mä kerron teille, miten mä tein mun gradun. because I tell you, how I did my master's thesis.

Tää saattaa olla aika hardcore alottelijoille, This might be quite hardcore to beginners,

mutta yrittäkää pysyä mukana. but try to stay along.

Mä tutkin mun gradussa yhteisöllisesti tuotetun uusiutuvan energian I examined in my thesis communaly produced renewable energy's

haasteita ja mahdollistavia tekijöitä Suomessa. challenges and enabling factors in Finland.

Se oli laadullinen tutkimus ja mulla oli tutkimuskohteena It was a qualitative study and I had as a research subject

aktiivisena olevat yhteisöenergiaprojektit. actively being community energy projects.

Mä käytin aineistonkeruumenetelmänä teemahaastattelua I used as a data collection method the theme interview

ja mä haastattelin yheksän projektin avainhenkilöitä. and I interviewed 9 projects' key actors.

Mulla oli pohjana haastattelurunko, I had as a base an interview guide,

mutta mä tein kuitenki haastattelujen aikana lisäkysymyksiä. but I made however during the interviews extra questions.

Mä siis äänitin nää haastattelut ja sit litteroin ne, I thus recorded these interviews and then transcribed them,

jotta mä pystyin helposti analysoimaan ne. so that I could easily analyse them.

Analysoinnissa mä käytin temaattista sisällönanalyysiä, In the analysis, I used thematic content analysis,

eli ensin mä koodasin mun aineiston so first I coded my data

ja sit järjestelin sen erilaisiin teemoihin ja alateemoihin. and then organised it into different themes and sub-themes.

Mä käytin teoreettisena viitekehyksenä innovaation diffuusion teoriaa I used as a theoretic framework the diffusion of innovation theory

ja innovaatiosysteemiteoriaa. and innovation systems theory.

Mun tutkimustulosten mukaan projektien onnistumiseen tarvitaan According to my research results, projects' success requires

erityisiä esivaatimuksia, tukevia tekijöitä special prerequisites, supporting factors

ja sit hyvää yhteistyötä erilaisten tekijöiden välillä. and then good cooperation between different actors.

Mä en kyllästytä teitä enempää mun gradun sisällöllä tai tuloksilla, I don't bore you more with my thesis' content or results,

tarkotuksena oli vaan antaa teille mahollisimman paljon sanastoa, the purpose was just to give you as much vocabulary as possible,

mitä te ehkä ite saatatte käyttää teidän omassa tutkimuksessa. which you maybe yourselves might use in your own research.

Ja vaikka kauheen moni ei oo lukenu, eikä tuu koskaan lukemaan mun gradua, And even though not awfully many has read and will never read my thesis,

niin mä sain kuitenki mun graduaiheen avulla I got however, thanks to my thesis topic,

mun ensimmäisen työharjottelun, eli oli siitä jotain hyötyä. my first internship, so it was of some use.

Ja kaikille niille, jotka nyt tuskailee oman gradunsa kimpussa, And to all of those, who now agonise with their own thesis,

niin koskaan ei voi tietää, mitä hyötyä siitäki on jonain päivänä. never can you know, of what use it is one day.

Eli kauheesti tsemppiä, moikka! So lots of good luck, bye!

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My Most Embarrassing Moments - Duration: 4:26.

Hey there friends!

I'm Geeky Pixel.

I'm going to do a video I'm probably going to regret.

I thought today… today we could talk about the embarrassing things that have happened to me.

So this will be fun.

I mean…

I could NOT make a video about all the embarrassing things I've done and just, you know, keep

them to myself.

But - pffft - screw that! I'm going to put them on the internet where everyone can see

them instead.

Okay.

I uhh...

I guess we should start with dingdong.com.

Let me set the scene.

I was in the library at school with my friend, which had a pretty strict "no loud noises"

policy so was always pretty quiet.

But while everyone else was studying and reading, me and my friend were messing around on the

computers, like ya do, typing in random website names to see if they existed.

Like... like you do.

After doing this for a while, I had the brilliant idea of trying to go to dingdong.com to see

if that was a real website because, if it's got a name like dingdong.com, you know

it's gonna be pretty fun.

And it wasn't.

So I pressed enter to load the website when, suddenly, at maximum volume, my computer burst

out with

DingDong.com

at the one flipping moment when everyone in the room was being extra quiet.

Why would you do that?

Do you want me to get in trouble for going to your website.

That doesn't seem like a very good idea.

So, to try and stop the noise, I decided to slam my laptop lid down

trying to make it shut up.

And it made things... worse.

Turns out that only made an even louder noise which probably made even more people stare

at me.

And they all looked pretty annoyed.

Good job Geeky! You fixed the situation!

I mean, they probably thought I was doing it intentionally, which I wasn't. As you know

And I spent the rest of the day trying not to die of embarrassment. And I've been losing

sleep over that ever since.

Isn't that heartwarming?

Oh boy Geeky, that was a good story.

But I want to hear something even more embarrassing.

What? Not embarrassing enough for you?

Oh boy do I have some more!

Let me tell you of one of my most painful memories, what I call

The Laughing Incident

So, I was in Biology class and someone at the front asks… well… a slightly inappropriate

question about... erm... reproduction which, for whatever

reason, set the person next to me into a

fit of laughter.

So I start laughing too, a bit because of what the person had said but mostly because

this person was laughing so much at something which wasn't really that funny.

But the longer they laughed, the more I laughed and the louder and more uncontrollable my

laughter became.

Soon everyone in the class was watching me which caused me to laugh even more out of

embarrassment.

I couldn't stop.

I was too deep in.

I had tears in my eyes, I was clutching my sides, the full whammy.

It was hell.

And this went on for what felt like an eternity but was probably about 5 minutes.

Oh?

You want me to share more of my worst moments with you?

Okay!

Me and my family were going to this fancy Chinese restaurant that had benches instead

of normal chairs.

You can probably see where this is going.

It was pretty busy but they had enough space for us so we squeezed on in and gave our orders.

All fine right?

No it wasn't!

Because I was about to forget how to perform one of the most basic things a person can

do.

For a minute, I forgot that the bench wasn't a normal chair and decided to lean back.

According to my mum, I hit the floor with "quite a sound" and the whole restaurant

went dead silent as apparently everyone had seen me fall.

Some how... I don't know. Was everyone watching me the whole time?

That's a bit weird.

Luckily I was wearing a padded coat at the time so I wasn't hurt or anything but erm…

well… kind of an embarrassing moment.

For a minute though, nobody knew what to do so everyone just left me there, lying on the

floor with my legs in the air, looking up at the ceiling.

Well, that was a bit different to my normal type of video.

I have plenty more stories like this so why not subscribe if you are interested in hearing

them.

Why not tell me your embarrassing stories in the comments so I don't need to feel

so terrible about myself.

So yeah, I hope you enjoyed this video, if you did, why not leave a like and subscribe

for more videos like this one, it really does mean a lot.

So, thanks for watching and I'll see you in the next one friends!

Bye!

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[Engsub] BL Movie - The love story of Diego and Matheus - Duration: 1:13:21.

I am going to call him Matheus

I don't know anyone with this name

So I guess I won't have problems

Where do I start?

I remember I met him on an app

For casual sex

But I think that in the movie

wouldn't look very good

I think it's much nicer to say

That we met...

At a club?

No, no, no.

I don't care much for clubs

He neither

I guess

a track for model aeroplanes is better?

He

Loves these things

I remember him saying

he wanted to build a little model aeroplane...

With remote control

Yeah...

I think that sounds good.

Is yours the red one?

Yeah, it is.

Very cool!

Which one is yours?

No, I don't have one

I just come here to look.

Ah!

Hi!

Hi!

Well!

It really doesn't matter how we met

I think the movie can skip that part

In fact I won't be able to write

About how we met

And how we got closer to each other

Because I don't remember the time

When we weren't close

All I remember is us being

Two guys that always knew each other

Since they were born

Is this camera able to capture these tiny little dots?

Sometimes...

It depends on the photographer

And the imagination of who sees the picture as well

Do you always take this kind of photos?

Occasionally

Look!

Do you want to take one?

Oh no

I am not good at these things...

Come here!

Take one!

Here, this is the diaphragm.

You let it open and close it

Depending on how much light you want to get to the lenses.

Seeing that you want to capture stars

You want more light to get to the lenses.

Ok.

Which star are you going to capture?

I am going to take a picture of that one.

Go ahead.

Wow, it got blurry

It's good.

Good?

You don't have to be kind.

I am not being kind.

It's art.

Abstract.

I am going to take another one.

Look, this one is better.

Yes, this one is.

And what do I get?

This is the best photo.

Which one?

The one we can't take.

I didn't understand.

Our kiss.

We were so involved

That if we stopped to take a picture

It would be a mistake

The best photo

Is the one we can't take

The one that stays here

and here.

I am not a star.

I'll close the diaphragm more.

Give me a big smile.

Hum, I think the architect is going to become a photographer

Would you be too crushed if I won

A prize of photography before you?

I think that for this to happen

it would have to be a picture of my corpse.

Photography isn't even my dream.

Oh, no?

No!

I chose photography

because is close to cinema.

I want to be a movie director.

Wow!

Movie director.

I want to be an actor in your film.

Let's see

If you have the talent to be an actor.

Cry.

Oh my God, no.

I want to see tears.

Do you want me to teach you how to cry?

I do!

Ok!

Then yawn.

Yawn with your mouth closed

Don't let anyone see that you are yawning.

Disguise it.

Without using your hand.

Don't blink.

Feel the wind hitting you in the eye.

Now make a sad face

So no one notices you are yawning.

It's almost there.

Here, look it's a little wet.

Make a sad face

Yeah, make a sad face poor guy.

Don't let anyone notice

Don't blink

Sad face

That's it

Poor guy

You're tearing up

Oh! You're already the best actor in the world.

This is going to be very useful.

Oh yeah? Be careful with how you use it.

He was essencially a mathematician.

I, an artist.

But I saw him as an artist as well.

He had plans to transform the entire world

into one big garden.

And that's all every artist wants.

To beautify the world.

He came with me sometimes

To see how tough the life of a photographer is.

Let's go.

Look at your fiancé, with endearment

and let's go!

But is this picture going to look like the Scarlett Johansson one?

Like Scarlett Johansson?

Yes, I sent you a picture.

Don't you remember?

Yes!

I do.

- I am using that picture as a reference. - No!

- It's an inspiration. - No!

I want my picture exactly like the Scarlett Johansson one.

Yes!

Ok!

All right!

Then listen to me.

Scarlett Johansson was very relaxed in those pictures.

You are a bit tense.

Então fica mais tranquila

So loosen up, ok? Relax.

Look at your fiancé

Relaxed

Let's go!

Like this?

No!

No!

Forget that you are having your picture taken

Pretend the camera isn't here. Ok?

Look at your fiancé.

With a lot of endearment, a lot of love

Think about your story...

No, this side of me is horrible, let's switch.

No!

No! Hey!

Switch back.

We'll take from both sides, ok?

That side was good.

The light was right for that angle.

We'll switch later.

We'll do it both ways and pick later.

For fuck's sake.

You are looking just like Scarlett Johansson.

Scarlett Johansson.

Fuck.

This is one of my passions.

Why?

I don't know.

I think it's pretty.

I feel powerfull.

Hum, so silly.

It's strong, right?

Just looking at it makes your eyes hurt.

I could blind you if I wanted to.

Wow!

How nice you are.

Do you want to know which is your dominant eye?

Get out.

Come on! Eye exam now.

- Let me see. - No! Are you crazy?

- I am going to dilate your pupil - No!

What is that?

Stop, give it to me.

My turn.

Does it affect the functionality?

I don't know.

Hum, I am going to take it away

Because I need it working.

- Do you trust me? - No.

- I don't trust you. - You do.

- I don't. - Yes. You do!

Now I come with the water, right?

- It's enough, Diego. - A little bit on the leaves also.

No, it's enough.

- You are going to drown it. - Ok, now on this one...

A little bit on the soil.

Diego, you are going to drown them.

You going to drown them.

It's enough already, ok?

- Ok. They look good. - Yes, these are my babies.

I can see that.

- You like them a lot, don't you? - Yep!

I majored in architecture to become a gardener.

When I was little I wanted to be a gardener.

I planted a little bean in cotton

and when it began to grow

I thought I had a great gift.

Yeah, promissing...

This one right here is called Vitor.

- It really looks like a Vitor. - You are crazy.

- They don't have a name? - No.

But I agree, it really looks like a Vitor.

And it's dating Alice.

It so looks like an Alice.

Yes, it does look like an Alice.

Alice!

Didn't you say you had difficulty finding friends around here

So, now you have a bunch of little friends.

Victor, Alice

- Joana and Maristela. - Maristela?

- Yeah. - I got it.

He was kind of quiet, introvert

Sometimes it was hard to know what was going on in his head.

I wanted to be able to make he open up more,

Make him less introspective.

Less shy.

Although his shyness drove me crazy.

Sometimes I couldn't hold myself.

I had to grab him no matter where.

I got horny by his side all the time.

And I made sure to show him that.

It could be in the middle of the street,

He got totally embarassed.

I loved to see him like that.

Look that guy over there

He doesn't know where the little green light is coming from.

That's bad.

Oh, eu vou colocar...

Look, I am going to put it on his stomach.

Poor guy. Don't do that.

You do that with your neighbors often, right?

No, you are the one who is a bad influence on me.

Hum, me, you probably do that all day.

What, I have better things to do. You think?

- What is it asshole? - Wow!

What the fuck is this?

Woops damn, I think he saw us.

Go fuck yourself, you son of a bitch.

Shove this damn thing up your mother's ass!

- Up the asshole! - Wow!

You joker!

Hey!

Hi!

- Stop filming me. - No.

Diego, stop it!

Stay cool, you'll get used to it.

No! Don't do that.

- Don't do anything. - What is that for?

I had an idea for a movie, I am directing you.

Oh my, I am not a good actor.

Go.

Look over there.

Keep walking.

Find something strange in the woods, go.

No, really find something strange, don't pretend.

Ok.

Go, find it weird.

- No! - Ah, enough, enough.

Ok. So look at the camera.

Look over here and send me a message.

Diego

You lunatic, stop filming me.

- Diego, you lunatic, stop filming me. - You're a killjoy.

Stop filming me, Diego.

What?

I am tired of photographing pregnant women, brides.

It's always the same old mechanical pictures.

I rather photograph more spontaneous moments

Like when I was filming you.

You were being yourself, granted, a bit bizarre.

- Bizarre you say? - A little bit.

I don't know what you are talking about, my mom thinks I am handsome.

I had an idea for a short film.

A guy is lost in forest like this one.

He is looking for a way out.

- He can't find it and... - And?

You finish!

And... He finds another guy who is also lost

- and they end up... - Having sex!

Oh! Is this going to be rater R?

- Let's do it now! - You're triping.

Yeah!

Come on, love!

- What did you call me? - Love.

How cute!

Close your eyes!

I am goig to make you a surprise!

Love!

Oh, fuck Diego!

Why do you think people kill themselves?

Because life loses it's meaning for them?

My brother's birthday is coming up.

What about your brother?

He...

Killed himself when he was 14 years old.

That destroyed my family.

My mother got depressed, my father started drinking...

Shortly after they got a divorce

And to this day I don't think I am very right in the head.

Why did he kill himself?

We don't know.

He didn't leave anything.

Our family has a history of depression.

So we thought he was depressed.

But we don't know why.

He never asked for help.

Sometimes I keep thinking I could have done something.

No, don't think like that.

Have you already lost someone?

Yeah.

A little dog.

But it's like I lost a person.

Really.

It hurts a lot, right?

Very much.

But don't keep blaming yourself for your brother's death.

How long ago was this?

Twelve years ago.

Ok! Twelve years. That is a very long time.

Your brother is already in another dimension.

Living other perspectives.

This world here doesn't make sense for him anymore

But you are alive.

What is his name?

- Marcelo. - Marcelo.

Ok!

Come with me, now!

Ever since I met him

I saw a sadness behind his eyes

Now I knew why.

He was never much for talking

and I prefered not to invade his world.

But I was set into putting an end to his sadness.

Even if he didn't notice it.

That day I found out how much I loved him

Because no one wanted more than me

To take away the sadness in his eyes.

I remember telling him

Dream big. Make a dream.

A person without dreams is not happy.

And looks like he listened to me.

Oh, stop that!

Careful with the plate.

- Oh my dear God! - No!

No! No!

Let's clean you up.

- Let me finish here... - Ai...

Look what you are doing.

- No, no, no! - Ok, ok...

Peace!

You are very vindictive.

Diego you are very vindictive, stop that.

Oh my dear God.

What are you trying to do?

That's disgusting!

Like this?

I think here on the left it's a bit lower.

Don't you think?

How about now?

We had a world for ourselves.

The coolest part of it all

Was to see that even after we were married

We kept those butterflies in our stomachs.

Our playful spirit.

We looked like an eternal couple of teenagers.

Sometimes we had disagreements, of course.

- Matheus! - What...

what is so hard about picking your clothes off the floor?

Come on, it's all just laying on the floor, a big mess.

It makes me sad.

Ok. I'll do it soon.

Come on, go, you keep being laid down watching TV, you never do anything.

- I do it all by myself. - Oh my love, come here.

Give me a kiss, my dods.

What?

Don't you know what dods means?

Maid!

Yeah, that's right, smart boy.

Everything is clean here.

Nothing dirty, you just have to put away.

This one is a bit dirty.

Diego, where is the fertilizer I left on the counter?

What fertilizer? I just saw some garbage, I threw it all away.

Fuck, are you serious?

I just bought some fertilizer and you threw it away?

Well, you are paying the price for being disorganized.

You leave it all there, it looks like garbage.

We think we have to throw away.

You are paying the price for being disorganized...

Look, I love you.

But sometimes you are a pain in the ass!

No! No!

No!

Get out!

Ai!

What?

Oh my dear God.

- What are you trying to do? - Help me!

You can help yourself!

No!

Oh my God!

- Ai! - Sorry!

Enough!

That's enough! Right?

What!

What is it?

What are you doing?

What the fuck is that?

Get out!

Save me!

- No! You can! - Save me!

Save me!

Please!

I can't!

Mateus!

My shirt!

Oh, how annoying you are!

You're all sweaty!

Disgusting!

Let's watch TV!

Enough!

Bye!

So, what's on today's schedule?

We are going to watch a movie together under the blanket.

Let me pick the movie.

One day we'll be watching my movie.

Oh, I am sure of that.

Specially after you study in California.

Han?

I saw the poster.

So you are going to study abroad for four years.

Is that it?

I just took the poster, because I found it interesting.

Ok.

Hey, what are you thinking?

That I am going to leave you?

No, I didn't say anything.

I wasn't thinking anything.

I was just curious to understand why you didn't tell me.

Love!

Oh my God, I know you.

- Stop that. - I am not doing anything.

Oh my God, I hate this.

Relax!

I just wanted to understand why you have to go study so far away.

Can't you go to film school around here?

Yes, yes, of course, I can.

Obviously.

I am going to look around here.

Claro!

I even saw that

The public university is going to open a film course.

It would be good for me to graduate.

Yeah, that's a great idea.

Look, when I took that poster

It was very arbitrary, it didn't mean anything.

Ok?

Where are you going?

There is a client waiting at the studio.

To take pictures.

What a shame, I was going to call you to take a walk together.

Oh my God, we'll take a walk tomorrow, ok?

Good morning.

Well, I am going then.

Ok, have a nice day at work.

I love you.

I love you too.

- Bye! - Bye.

Am I looking good?

You look great.

Is she going to like me?

Of course she is, my mother likes anything.

Wow, thanks for the "anything".

You look great, my darling.

She's here!

So mom, how was the trip?

Oh, it was great, wonderful my son.

So, this is the prince.

That's right, mom, this is Matheus.

He is handsome.

Oh, you have good taste, my son.

- Thank you, Mrs Marcia. - Marta!

- Marta? - Marta.

Thank you, Mrs Marta.

The house is humble, but I hope you make yourself at home.

Oh, come on, you can relax.

I love homossexuals.

Mother!

I even told Diego,

That you can stay here for a few days if you want.

Oh, he told me, but I didn't want to bother you, guys.

I know how a young couple is.

very loud!

Mom!

I know, my son, I was young once too.

Mom, cut it out!

Oh son, cut the false moralism, ok?

You want to know what?

I already hooked up with a few girls around...

You did?

Yeah, I did, isn't that how you guys say it? Hook up?

Yes, that's right.

I didn't know that.

I am modern.

Look, I don't stress out.

You guys are a beautiful couple, young.

I am a beautiful lady, young.

I came to the city to have fun.

Your father stayed, right? Taking care of the shop.

- I didn't know your father had a mechanical workshop. - Yes, he does.

His father is the stereotypical macho man!

Oh, I see.

Oh, but he doesn't fool me.

What, mom?

Oh, my son, I know a lot of people have taboos when it comes to sexuality

But I don't.

For me the brain is full of dirty thoughts.

With something, with someone.

Oh, the human being is very creative, very inventive.

- Mom! - No one can tell me..

That his father...

Didn't feel a little finger down there at least once.

- My God! - Mom!

- Mom! - What my son?

- Mom! - Be cool.

Do you know what matters in this life?

The only thing that matters in this life?

To be happy.

I wish you two all the hapiness in the world.

Look, you take good care of my son, ok?

And you! Do not miss this prince!

He was a good husband.

Even lent me money when I needed it.

I rented a studio to take some pictures for a few clients

And ended up getting into debt.

The good part about owing money to your love

Is that you can always pay in a different way.

- What's that? Put the seat belt. - Hold on.

- No! - Hold on, hold on.

What are you going to do, Matheus?

- Hold on Diego, just a little. - No, seat down.

- I have to do this with the window. - No, seat down.

- It's quick. - No, no, I am not going to let you do this.

- Matheus, don't! - Wow!

How violent!

- Are you insane? - Wait!

- Look what you did, put the seat belt. - My God!

- You are drunk. - You are very stressed out. Give me this.

It's dangerous.

- Put the seat belt. - Wait! I am going to, I am going to!

- Then do it! - I am going to!

- Matheus, don't. - I am going to.

- It's dangerous. - It's so good, just a minute.

Give me here.

- You're crazy, no. - It's quick.

No, no Matheus, don't.

- There is no danger. - Seat down.

- I am going to stop the car here. - No!

- Yes I am. - No.

No, no, no!

- I am going to stay here. - Oh, come on.

- You are drunk. - Speed up!

I am not going anywhere until you put your seat belt.

Aren't you going to put it?

What can I do

For you

to let me do it just for a little bit?

Nothing.

It's dangerous, you are drunk.

If you fall you are going to die. Do you want to die?

What if...

You let me do it...

And then you don't have to pay the money you owe me.

- Just for a little bit? - Yeah!

- Then I won't have to pay the money? - Aham!

- Ok, then just for a little bit. - Oh so now it's ok, you son of a bitch?

- Now there is no problem! - Just for a minute.

- Now it's not dangerous, right? - Just a minute!

- Go. I'll hold you. - Ok.

I am sorry! I did not want to lie to you.

I enrolled here because I thought that

I could be close to you forever, always!

No, it's okay. You have enrolled

I'm happy, really!

I just do not understand why You had to lie.

We never hid Nothing from each other

- I know, I'm sorry! - Are not we married?

Those people you should not hide anything from?

- Great. - I'm sorry.

- Please! - Ok.

And as for travel, we can even buy. But...

If I pass the test

I'll have to stay Here a few days

To complete the registration process

Hmm! I got it!

And it is possible that I can pass

Because the competition is too easy

OK! Let's wait then!

- But do not be like this! - No. It's ok.

- I love you! - I love you too.

Hey!

Hi.

You are the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

Keep taking care of your plants

Let me just look at you.

Love!

Love!

Hey love.

Let's sleep in the bed, come on?

Let's go, I'll take you, come with me.

What about that guy in the front row?

For God's sake, he is very unnecessary.

He asks questions when it's five minutes to the end of the class.

- The one with the funny haircut? - That's the one.

- That's true. - I really don't have the patience.

Feel comnfortable here, ok? As I said, it's a simple home.

But it's enough to get by.

No, but we could do something with it.

I don't know, we could make a comedy short film, with those guys.

A short film about our classmates!

- That's a good idea, han? - Fuck, that would be perfect.

- Like, what could we do? - We could make a trash film.

Something a bit like, Pink Flamingos.

Wow, Pink Flamingos, that's a great movie!

- A chicken on the classroom... - Very conceptual, it's all conceptual.

Oh, you are here.

My love! I didn't see you.

This is Vitor.

- How are you Vitor? Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you too.

Vitor, Matheus, my husband.

Vitor is from my classes.

I met him there.

Oh, cool.

- You're welcome, feel at home. - Thank you.

We think so much alike, right?

We already had tons of ideas.

- First short film, right? - We are going to do a short film together!

We are very excited, we are pumped.

He has a camera, we are going to take it. Just do it.

Very good, right? That one from the little castle...

Cinema was my dream ever since I was a child.

I hadn't been able to get into a public university.

But I passed the exame for the film school in California.

A four-year course.

I had hidden from Matheus the fact that I did the test.

I had done it just to see if I was able to pass.

But after the result

It became an obsession.

I feel sad

Because you hid it from me

I feel sad for

Do not recognize the Diego I met.

Don't say that!

It could work!

They will pay for my food, My hosting

We can include you

I'm not going with you.

What?

I'm not going.

Why can not you dream with Me?

You stopped dreaming with me, Diego!

It's my only chance

Millions of people wanted to be in my place

I know that!

And I'm happy for you!

Let's go with me!

Do not ask me that!

I love you!

I love you forever!

Forever even when I am old and wrinkled?

Not then.

You ass.

Forever, until you are like this.

No! Stop. Stop it!

- Hi! - Hi!

- No, no, no. - Yes, yes, yes.

- That hurts. - Stop being a coward.

It's strong, right? Just looking at it hurts my eyes.

I could make you blind if I wanted to.

Wow! What a nice person you are.

Diego, you lunatic, stop filming me.

I had promised him that we would keep in touch

That whenever it was possible I would come back to visit him

But during this four years, that didn't happen.

Before I left

I had asked him we would go in one of the first places

We went together.

A very special place for me

So we could say goodbye.

I don't know why life does these things.

Why does it bend.

All of the sudden everything is lost

Everything transforms into something else

Without you being able to notice it.

Seems like life has a life of it's own

We are just puppets.

Wow, are we really here?

Yes, we are, handsome.

We are going to stay here until the sun sets.

Let's here until you want to.

That would make a good picture.

Or a good scene in a movie.

My dear Matheus.

You know we weren't

as perfect as I described.

You weren't as perfect as I described.

Neither was I.

But that doesn't matter.

What matters is that good part.

The best of us.

That's what sticks.

Thanks for making me happy.

I believe that life

While we are living.

The moment, the now, it's its best version.

It stays even more beautiful

When it's a memory.

I learned from you, from our story

That we have to make each moment from today

The most espetacular memory for tomorrow.

This movie is an eternal record of my memories

And they are espetacular.

You can find the love of your life at any moment

In this world.

Sometimes you are going to find them at the wrong moment

at the wrong time.

But I believe a great love isn't limited to this life.

It goes beyond.

I am certain I know him from other lives.

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Incoraggiamo le donne a riconoscere la loro rabbia - sub ita - Duration: 3:14.

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MÄ TEIN SEN!! FITNESS CLASSIC 2018 KISAPÄIVÄ - EEVSKU X FITNESS | Part 2 - Duration: 10:02.

This journey has been long...

rewarding...

but also tough

I have been growing mentally

and whatever happens

I want to be able to enjoy this as much as I can

Through happiness

This is going to be amazing day

COMPETITION REGISTRATION

The point of the registration is to sign up for the competition

They check identities

I didn't have to prove it because I have been in these quite many times before

They measure competitor's height's

And even we have only one category, they measured my height too and I was 160cm instead of 158cm which I thought I was

They give you your pass

And I also got the information about being the first one on stage with fitness routines

Then outfits

Shoes, fitness routine outfits and bikinis

The stage felt good

Movements quite light

And the whole choreography felt great

Now is time to relax

And then, on Sunday at 9am

it's showtime!

This is the day

I have been working a half year for this day

24/7

*Talking about accepting my place in the European Championships*

And so this journey continues to the European Championships in Spain

My goal is to win the competition

To be continued