>>RAFEEO: This is a hat.
>>RAFEEO: HA HA! [RAFEEO theme music]
>>RAFEEO: Hello everybody and welcome... oh crap.
>>RAFEEO: Oh no, I made this guy mad. I'm, I'm sorry.
>>RAFEEO: I'm sorry, AHHHHH!
>>RAFEEO: Alright, so,
>>RAFEEO: uh, where we left off was is that I um did some crazy stuff, and I'm beating this....I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
>>RAFEEO: I didn't mean to....I have to do it. I don't want to look bad. Okay, there we go.
>>RAFEEO: There you go, I'm sorry. Um, that was a horrible way to start this off, but in the um,
>>RAFEEO: last episode, I beat up
>>RAFEEO: people...[slow motion voice] people.
>>RAFEEO: And that was pretty much it.
>>RAFEEO: Alright, so we are going to try and um,
>>RAFEEO: conquer
>>RAFEEO: White Chapel,
>>RAFEEO: and this is the last uh,
>>RAFEEO: this one, a Harold, Templar hunt so let's do this.
>>RAFEEO: So I think after we do this,
>>RAFEEO: we will conquer White Chapel
>>RAFEEO: and I can finally get a freakin' Assassin's Creed costume because I want that!
>>RAFEEO: So I'm going to
>>RAFEEO: attempt to um,
>>RAFEEO: Ooo, what's that? Packer Son.
>>RAFEEO: Packing since whatever time. Hey man, what's-HEY! What's your pro-? What's this dude's problem?
>>RAFEEO: I'm tempted, but I can't.
>>RAFEEO: I'm a man of the people.
>>RAFEEO: Man of the people. Alright, let's..I'm sick. I'm sick of walking. I'm just gonna travel like this. It's time
>>RAFEEO: for....carriage montage!
>>RAFEEO: Ohhh yeah, oh yeah, take this...Uh!
>>RAFEEO: Unh! Unh!
>>RAFEEO: I'm sorry. Oh crap. I just alerted the law, I alerted the law. Crap! The law is after me now. That dude is after me too.
>>RAFEEO: Ahhhh!
>>RAFEEO: Oh! Hang on...
>>RAFEEO: Wait, let me try, oh no, this ain't good.
>>RAFEEO: Oh crap...turn-turn. Oh watch this...handbrake!
>>RAFEEO: Crap! Hide the carriage! Oh no! They found me!
>>RAFEEO: Go..go..go..go!
>>RAFEEO: Oh no..no..no..no!
>>RAFEEO: Oh, oh great. Now I'm stuck. Now I'm stuck. You won't go!
>>RAFEEO: Geez, it's like freaking bumper cars of these things. Go away! Oh no, now I'm stuck. Great, great, great, great...
>>RAFEEO: I'm leaving now.
>>RAFEEO: I'm in an unstable area! That's what the thing popped up on screen. I'm in an unstable area.
[Whimpering]
>>RAFEEO: [slow motion voice] WHY?????
>>RAFEEO: This ain't good, this ain't good.
>>RAFEEO: Once again, not a good way, not a good way to start, not a good way to start. Alright, alright. That's it,
>>RAFEEO: I'm bailing, bailing out, I'm bailing out.
>>RAFEEO: Crap!
>>RAFEEO: [British accent] You won't get me coppers!
>>RAFEEO: [British accent] You'll never catch me!
>>RAFEEO: [British accent] Never, ever!
>>RAFEEO: Uh oh, alright. I'm gonna have to fight these guys, Oh what are you? Just coming randomly?
>>RAFEEO: HA HA!
>>RAFEEO: Got you now boy! Got you now! Alright these two see me..oh! Did I?
>>RAFEEO: NOOOO!
>>RAFEEO: Hey, you brought this upon yourself.
>>RAFEEO: Do-Don't look at me.
>>RAFEEO: He had five do-he had five euros.
>>RAFEEO: [British accent] I gotta poop, I will.
>>RAFEEO: Back to the voices. I'm am so sorry. If you want me to stop,
>>RAFEEO: I will stop okay? [British accent] I will stop.
>>RAFEEO: Okay, alright. Let's, let's focus now. Alright, so we gotta capture,
>>RAFEEO: locate, kill target with a crate of dynamite.
>>RAFEEO: Okay, I can do that. I'm gonna try and complete these challenges the best I can.
>>RAFEEO: Because...I'm Morgan Freeman.
>>RAFEEO: Oh great. Are you serious? [British accent] You don't see me. Crap, they see me. Oh great, wonderful.
>>RAFEEO: Now every freakin person is gonna be on me again. Why? I didn't do anything! Oh crap. He's got a gun.
>>RAFEEO: Go away. Take that. Oh bam. Oh bam! Oh!
>>RAFEEO: OHHHH! YE-YEAH!
>>RAFEEO: OHHHH YEAH!!
>>RAFEEO: Alright, back to the mission. Alright, so we have to kill him with a crate of dynamite.
>>RAFEEO: Is that a crate of dynamite?
>>RAFEEO: Ooo, ooo...I'd like to shoot that crate of-
>>RAFEEO: Alright, I gonna attempt to, I'm gonna attempt to kill this guy.
[Spy music]
>>RAFEEO: ....attempt to kill this guy...or girl.
>>RAFEEO: Oh I gots to kill both of them.
>>RAFEEO: Oh crap, no,no,no-I'm not here! You don't see me. I'm freaking John Cena.
>>RAFEEO: I'm not...crap.
>>RAFEEO: Come out here with me girl.
>>RAFEEO: Come here.
>>RAFEEO: OH!
>>RAFEEO: Oh, I knocked your hat off, Madam. I knocked your hat off. I made a crazy face, I'm so sorry.
>>RAFEEO: I got way too, way too intense about that. Kill him with a crate of dynamite.
>>RAFEEO: That he's standing right by.
>>RAFEEO: No, no, no...Why do I keep being seen?
>>RAFEEO: Oh great. Now I'm seen...again. Alright, uh..
>>RAFEEO: Oh no, he's still following me. Go!
>>RAFEEO: Ok, ok. Don't worry.
>>RAFEEO: Let's calm down. Let's calm down.
>>RAFEEO: Let's calm down.
>>RAFEEO: Let's calm down. You know what? Perfect thing to calm us down, perfect thing. Perfect thing.
>>RAFEEO: A song. A song about being an assassin.
[Slow acoustic Seagull guitar]
[RAFEEO singing]🎵 I just wanna be an assassin
[RAFEEO singing]🎵 I just wanna be an assassin
[RAFEEO singing]🎵 I just wanna be an assassin
[RAFEEO singing]🎵 I just wanna be an assassin
[RAFEEO singing]🎵 Oh I wanna be an assassin. I wanna look cool
[Slow acoustic Seagull guitar]
[RAFEEO singing]🎵 I wanna look cool
[RAFEEO singing]🎵 It's all I wanna do
[RAFEEO singing]🎵 I just wanna look cool
[RAFEEO singing]🎵 I just wanna look cool
[Silence]
>>RAFEEO: That song will be on iTunes very soon. Alright, back to the game. Alright.
>>RAFEEO: We are still trying to kill Harold Drake with dynamite.
>>RAFEEO: How will I kill you with dynamite?
>>RAFEEO: Alright, I'm gonna...sneaky weeky.
>>RAFEEO: [British accent] Someone must be looking for him.
>>RAFEEO: Ohhhh...
>>RAFEEO: Hold the...No! You don't see me!
>>RAFEEO: [British accent] Whatever happens, I'll stand my ground. Crap!
>>RAFEEO: Are you kidding me?
>>RAFEEO: This is like, I need a counter like right here [Ding] of how many times I attempt to do this.
>>RAFEEO: And it's gonna be to 100 very soon.
>>RAFEEO: Alright. Yeah, go, go into the forest. Go into the forest. Yes, go into the forest.
[Creepy laugh]
>>RAFEEO: He disappeared. Where did he go? Did he teleport back?
>>RAFEEO: Oh crap, there's people.
>>RAFEEO: [British accent] People!
>>RAFEEO: Alright, okay, alright. You know what? I'm gonna, I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna do this. I'm not gonna fail again.
>>RAFEEO: I'm going to kill this man with freaking dynamite.
>>RAFEEO: [British accent] Where's the distributor? Oh wait, can I just, can I just snipe him from here?
>>RAFEEO: Oh I can! Can I just hit the dynamite from here?
[Gunshot and explosion]
>>RAFEEO: Oh!
>>RAFEEO: Oh! [Happy laughter]
>>RAFEEO: Oh my god!
>>RAFEEO: I did not think that was gonna work!
>>RAFEEO: Wow!
>>RAFEEO: Why could I have just done that first? Dang! They're like where did he go?
>>RAFEEO: He's right there. He's right there. He's right there.
>>RAFEEO: I cannot believe I did that! Alright, we should really get out of here.
>>RAFEEO: I could just imagine the story like so what happened here?
>>RAFEEO: [British accent] It was a freak dynamite accident! Now Henry Green loves us.
>>RAFEEO: Making people happy, one dynamite at a time.
>>RAFEEO: Awww yeah.
>>RAFEEO: That was, that was pretty cool. That's a great way to start the, great way to start. What's going on here? Gang war.
>>RAFEEO: White Chapel. Let's do that! So, that, I got it...I'm still.... that's still freaking cool that just happened.
>>RAFEEO: I can't believe I did that!
>>RAFEEO: Okay, um...what is this dude doing?
>>RAFEEO: Oh come on! I will stab you. Oh.
>>RAFEEO: Too much Taco Bell. Wow. I just went, I just went Spanish up there. Even though we're in London.
>>RAFEEO: [British accent] I think I might do [grumbling] It's raining it's- oh! Hello sir!
>>RAFEEO: Who should we name this guy?
>>RAFEEO: We'll name him Ricky. Come on Ricky. Let us go, you will come with me.
>>RAFEEO: Ricky will be my friend. I will teach Ricky the ways of the assassin.
>>RAFEEO: I will- can Ricky climb? If you can do that, you are real assassin. Come on Ricky.
>>RAFEEO: Wait, he can climb?
>>RAFEEO: Oh my god Ricky! You are going to be a part-...What club
>>RAFEEO: What club? [Laughter]
>>RAFEEO: Wipeout!
>>RAFEEO: Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
>>RAFEEO: Wow,
>>RAFEEO: that is so cool.
>>RAFEEO: [British accent] Out of the way, out of the way... mm-hmm...out of the way, ugh.
>>RAFEEO: Hang on. Where's that kid? Wait, did I hurt that... did he hit his finger?
>>RAFEEO: [British accent] I'm trying to hammer this.
>>RAFEEO: You mean, do you need help? Look at this. No no, I'm trying to, I'm trying to help.
[Gunshot]
>>RAFEEO: One...two
>>RAFEEO: Did I do something wrong? I'm sorry. Oh, that's Henry! Hey Henry!
>>RAFEEO: Oo, I got a cane sw-. I don't know what that is, but I want it.
>>RAFEEO: Alright.
>>RAFEEO: Time for a gang war.
>>RAFEEO: I can't wait for this....Big Ben!
>>RAFEEO: Yay!
>>RAFEEO: [British accent] Wait till it gets dark.
>>RAFEEO: [British accent] And the gang war will happen.
>>RAFEEO: [British accent] It's assassin Christmas.
>>RAFEEO: Oh man, she got, she got the cooler one.
>>RAFEEO: Can we swap gifts? I'd love to be a part of an assassin's Christmas.
>>RAFEEO: Oh, you got a blue one? I got a red one. Oh, okay.
>>RAFEEO: Let's talk, gearing up. Reaching higher levels allow you to equip better weapons, accessories and outfits. I want an outfit!
>>RAFEEO: Press...to access inventory menu in order to purchase and equip better gear.
>>RAFEEO: Gear can be upgraded to improve their stats and reach their full effectiveness.
>>RAFEEO: Awesome...well, okay, so we get stuff.
>>RAFEEO: Alright, noble cane sword...whoa.
>>RAFEEO: Holy crap.
>>RAFEEO: Just look at that. That thing is so cool.
>>RAFEEO: Whoosh. That is so awesome. I want that but there might be some other things that I want ok, um.
>>RAFEEO: Ocean cane sword. I need to be level 3.
>>RAFEEO: I don't know. I don't know what I should get.
>>RAFEEO: It's like I'm at a store. I'm like what weapon should I get?
>>RAFEEO: Nobel cane sword...I'll do that. Since cuz I mean...
>>RAFEEO: Purchase and equipped...yay!
[Laughter]
>>RAFEEO: Thank you guys so much for watching this episode.
>>RAFEEO: I hope you guys enjoyed. If you like the series, and if you like me playing this game, and you like the... [acoustic Seagull guitar strum]
>>RAFEEO: Then please, leave a like, subscribe, as always, thanks for watching.
[Acoustic guitar with a pop beat]
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