Youtube daily report w Mar 15 2018

Hows it going youtube welcome to landon Production I am landon Dowlatsingh and this Is where

I talk about the news or anything else trending in the world and today I have a ton of really

crazy stories.

The first story is the craziest and you wont believe what united airlines has just done.

A united airlines flight attendant told an 8 yr old girl that she had to put her dog

up in the overheard compartment.

The little girl said umm no it's a dog, but the flight attendant was very persistent.

They said that the aisles needed to be cleared.

The flight attendant than assured the safety of the dog to the family during the 3 hour

flight.

Well when it was time to get the dog down, the dog passed away.

Their was no airflow at all in the overhead bin.

Is this real life right now how does this even make sense.

I really wish the family fought the flight attendant some more or I wish someone saw

that a dog was going into a small compartment and there is a high chance of suffication.

This is the most insane thing.

What the heck is wrong with united airlines.

United airlines said they are now investigating this situation.

The little girl and her mother appeared on good morning America.

This must have been a night mare.

This family paid extra money for their dog to get killed.

It was just a 10 month old puppy.

American airlines should be charged with animal cruelty.

This family is going through a lot and this is what the little girl had to say when she

found out her dog died.

united airlines actually has a policy stating that animals must travel in a kennel bag and

its ok to stay under neath the airplane seat.

The little girl told the flight attendant that she was going to put her puppy underneath

the seat.

But they said no.

The airlines has expressing condolences saying this.

Never should have occurred pets should never be placed in the overhead bin.

We assume full responsibility.

The airlines have since refunded the family their money.

Something tells me that is not enough for what just happened.

Also American Airlines is actually rated number 1 for having the most animals killed during

their flight.

Take a look at this, you see on the top skywest airlines 0 deaths, express jet, horizon, gojet

hawaiin airlines they all have no animal deaths.

United airlines has 18 deaths and 13 animals injuried.

And this year they have doubled that number.

I remember hearing about a rabbit being killed during the flight.

Also tell me if you guys remember this video.

this passanger was dragged off the plane and he had blood all over him and he was knocked

out as law enforcement dragged this man off the plane.

Because the airline over booked the plane.

There was another flight where no one was allowed to use the bathroom.

This airline just sucks at customer service they just seem to just care about profits.

Also another company facing a ton of backlash right now is Ford.

They have just recalled around 1.4 million vechile because the steering wheel would detatch

from the steering column and drivers would loose control.

Ford said that the steering wheel bolts can loosen over time.

And the company just knows of two crashes from this incident.

Toys are us is shuting down all of its 100 stores in the UK which is causing 3,000 people

to loose their job.

This comes after Toys R Us failed to find a buyer to take over the company.

I guess its hard to find a buyer when retail in general has just been a really hard market.

Expecially when Amazon and the online world is growing rapidly.

Its really sad to see all of the stores closed.

There is one close to me its still opened, not sure when its set to close.

Here is a quick update with the last video I did titled teachers will be allowed to have

guns in the classroom.

Well take a look at this.

This is teachers who have attended a gun training class just after the mass shooting took place

at Stoneman Douglas High school.

These teachers are from Texas and someone opened up a class to teach teachers how to

properally shoot a gun so they can soon try and protect classrooms and students from being

killed in school mass shooting.

And maybe here is a reason why teachers shouldn't have guns.

A teacher accidentally fired a gun and injured a student during the safety lesson.

Not sure what kind of lesson this is.

This student could have been killed in something that is trying to prevent students from being

killed.

This is why I think guns should be left to police officers

or do what Australia has done and ban guns and even in the UK if your not military I

didn't even see guns.

Not even police officers I am pretty sure didn't have guns.

Hopefully that teacher who accidentally shot a student they don't get their gun permit.

I think this isn't the way to help with the current problem and gun control must be

something President Donald Trump takes seriously.

Change has to happen and it needs to happen now before another mass shooting happens.

Another big new story is about 20 yr old Tyler Tindell who has just been charged with making

terrorist threat against lakeside mall.

He has been locked up and is on a $150,000 bond.

Tyler was arrested at his home and a gun was found.

If Tyler is convicted for attempted murder he could be facing up to 20 yrs in prison.

Tyler had a text message he sent to someone saying he was planning a mass shooting at

the mall that is located in Michigan.

During the investigation officers from Sterling heights police department were sent to provide

additional security to the mall and surrounding community.

The police department had this to say.

At no time was the safety of anybody at lakeside mall in jeopardy.

The Lakeside mall released a statement and this is what they said.

The safety of our shoppers and employees is a top priority.

As a routine practice we maintain a highly prepared staff that is trained to respond

to any incidents that may occur.

What a very scary situation.

Yesterday thousands of students across the united states walked out of their classrooms

to put pressure on president Donald trump to enforce stricker gun laws.

Their just has been way to many mass shootings.

Many of the young students chanted we want change.

Protestors are saying that this isn't a matter of left versus right.

This is a matter of public safety.

Were all working together which is something we havnt seen from the adults in a very long

time.

Also in the news is prosecutors have been demanding the death penalty for the Flroida

shooter.

The shooter was 19 yr old Nikolas Cruz.

He killed 17 people and injuried many others.

So prosecutors don't believe that this teenager deserves to live.

What do you guys think about this.

Do you guys even believe in the death penalty.

Also in front of the Us capital building a gun control activist group has decided to

put 7,000 pairs of shoes on the lawn to show many people children have been killed by gunfire

since the 2012 Sandy Hook massacre.

28 people lost their lives that day including the perpetrator.

Everyone has been talking about this next story and its about Stephen Hawking.

The world has been mourning the death of one of the greatest minds of all time.

Well Stephen Hawking had one final warning for humanity before he passed away.

Stephen Hawking has warned how extremely important it is for humans to try and find another planet

to live on.

This is what he said.

I strongly believe we should start seeking alternative planets for possible habitation,

we are running out of space on earth and we need to break through the technological limitations

preventing us from living else where in the universe.

The popular has been doubling in size every 40 yrs which is insane to think in 40 yrs

from now so to think we are about to have over 10 billion people in the world is insane.

Also Stephen Hawking has planned was going to be etched on his gravestone.

Stephen Hawkings most famous and important discovery might not have won him the Nobel

Prize but it did change the way science looked at black holes.

In 1974 Stephen Hawking wrote a theory that black holes weren't in fact entirely black

but emitted radiation which in time would cause them to evaporate and vanish.

This was known as hawking radiation.

Well the equation for Hawking Radiation is this.

And this is what Stephen Hawking wants to be on his tomb stone.

He wants to be known for his most ground breaking work.

He always challenged how we understood how the universe works.

For all you Prison break fans out their season 6 is currently being written.

I am a huge huge fan of the show and ive actually meet someone from the show before and I am

pretty sure I saw Lincon from the show in real life so I cant wait till this season

comes out probably wont be for a while.

Fantastic beast trailer has just come out and it's the most trending video on youtube

at the time of this recording its really good.

I know I cant wiat for the movie its set to come out on November 16th.

I have a breaking huge news story about President Donald Trumps former chairman Paul manafort.

He is in a lot of trouble right now he is on house arrest 24 hours a day until his trial

begins and he could face 305 yrs in prison.

He will serve 30 yrs for each tax fraud charge and 30 yrs for each of the nine bank fraud

charges.

Paul had to surrender his passport and risks forgeiting 10 million dollars if he jumps

bail.

Right now he is on trial on tax fraud, bank fraud.

He can be convicted of money laundering, conspiracy against the united states and failing to register

as a foreign agent for the pro-russia Ukrainian government.

His trial begins in September.

What the heck

is going on in

the white house.

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Scanning life-form, he appears to be a human male between 30 to 40 years of age.

Oh, my bad! Scanning secondary life-form.

Scans show that the life-form is a female dog from a breed called "Belgian Malinois".

Very similar to a breed known as the "German Shepherd".

Who the heck is Siri?

She sure doesn't sound like nobody to me!

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Henry, what on earth are you doing?!

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Hows it going youtube welcome to landon Production I am landon Dowlatsingh and this Is where

I talk about the news or anything else trending in the world and today I have a ton of really

crazy stories.

The first story is the craziest and you wont believe what united airlines has just done.

A united airlines flight attendant told an 8 yr old girl that she had to put her dog

up in the overheard compartment.

The little girl said umm no it's a dog, but the flight attendant was very persistent.

They said that the aisles needed to be cleared.

The flight attendant than assured the safety of the dog to the family during the 3 hour

flight.

Well when it was time to get the dog down, the dog passed away.

Their was no airflow at all in the overhead bin.

Is this real life right now how does this even make sense.

I really wish the family fought the flight attendant some more or I wish someone saw

that a dog was going into a small compartment and there is a high chance of suffication.

This is the most insane thing.

What the heck is wrong with united airlines.

United airlines said they are now investigating this situation.

The little girl and her mother appeared on good morning America.

This must have been a night mare.

This family paid extra money for their dog to get killed.

It was just a 10 month old puppy.

American airlines should be charged with animal cruelty.

This family is going through a lot and this is what the little girl had to say when she

found out her dog died.

united airlines actually has a policy stating that animals must travel in a kennel bag and

its ok to stay under neath the airplane seat.

The little girl told the flight attendant that she was going to put her puppy underneath

the seat.

But they said no.

The airlines has expressing condolences saying this.

Never should have occurred pets should never be placed in the overhead bin.

We assume full responsibility.

The airlines have since refunded the family their money.

Something tells me that is not enough for what just happened.

Also American Airlines is actually rated number 1 for having the most animals killed during

their flight.

Take a look at this, you see on the top skywest airlines 0 deaths, express jet, horizon, gojet

hawaiin airlines they all have no animal deaths.

United airlines has 18 deaths and 13 animals injuried.

And this year they have doubled that number.

I remember hearing about a rabbit being killed during the flight.

Also tell me if you guys remember this video.

this passanger was dragged off the plane and he had blood all over him and he was knocked

out as law enforcement dragged this man off the plane.

Because the airline over booked the plane.

There was another flight where no one was allowed to use the bathroom.

This airline just sucks at customer service they just seem to just care about profits.

Also another company facing a ton of backlash right now is Ford.

They have just recalled around 1.4 million vechile because the steering wheel would detatch

from the steering column and drivers would loose control.

Ford said that the steering wheel bolts can loosen over time.

And the company just knows of two crashes from this incident.

Toys are us is shuting down all of its 100 stores in the UK which is causing 3,000 people

to loose their job.

This comes after Toys R Us failed to find a buyer to take over the company.

I guess its hard to find a buyer when retail in general has just been a really hard market.

Expecially when Amazon and the online world is growing rapidly.

Its really sad to see all of the stores closed.

There is one close to me its still opened, not sure when its set to close.

Here is a quick update with the last video I did titled teachers will be allowed to have

guns in the classroom.

Well take a look at this.

This is teachers who have attended a gun training class just after the mass shooting took place

at Stoneman Douglas High school.

These teachers are from Texas and someone opened up a class to teach teachers how to

properally shoot a gun so they can soon try and protect classrooms and students from being

killed in school mass shooting.

And maybe here is a reason why teachers shouldn't have guns.

A teacher accidentally fired a gun and injured a student during the safety lesson.

Not sure what kind of lesson this is.

This student could have been killed in something that is trying to prevent students from being

killed.

This is why I think guns should be left to police officers

or do what Australia has done and ban guns and even in the UK if your not military I

didn't even see guns.

Not even police officers I am pretty sure didn't have guns.

Hopefully that teacher who accidentally shot a student they don't get their gun permit.

I think this isn't the way to help with the current problem and gun control must be

something President Donald Trump takes seriously.

Change has to happen and it needs to happen now before another mass shooting happens.

Another big new story is about 20 yr old Tyler Tindell who has just been charged with making

terrorist threat against lakeside mall.

He has been locked up and is on a $150,000 bond.

Tyler was arrested at his home and a gun was found.

If Tyler is convicted for attempted murder he could be facing up to 20 yrs in prison.

Tyler had a text message he sent to someone saying he was planning a mass shooting at

the mall that is located in Michigan.

During the investigation officers from Sterling heights police department were sent to provide

additional security to the mall and surrounding community.

The police department had this to say.

At no time was the safety of anybody at lakeside mall in jeopardy.

The Lakeside mall released a statement and this is what they said.

The safety of our shoppers and employees is a top priority.

As a routine practice we maintain a highly prepared staff that is trained to respond

to any incidents that may occur.

What a very scary situation.

Yesterday thousands of students across the united states walked out of their classrooms

to put pressure on president Donald trump to enforce stricker gun laws.

Their just has been way to many mass shootings.

Many of the young students chanted we want change.

Protestors are saying that this isn't a matter of left versus right.

This is a matter of public safety.

Were all working together which is something we havnt seen from the adults in a very long

time.

Also in the news is prosecutors have been demanding the death penalty for the Flroida

shooter.

The shooter was 19 yr old Nikolas Cruz.

He killed 17 people and injuried many others.

So prosecutors don't believe that this teenager deserves to live.

What do you guys think about this.

Do you guys even believe in the death penalty.

Also in front of the Us capital building a gun control activist group has decided to

put 7,000 pairs of shoes on the lawn to show many people children have been killed by gunfire

since the 2012 Sandy Hook massacre.

28 people lost their lives that day including the perpetrator.

Everyone has been talking about this next story and its about Stephen Hawking.

The world has been mourning the death of one of the greatest minds of all time.

Well Stephen Hawking had one final warning for humanity before he passed away.

Stephen Hawking has warned how extremely important it is for humans to try and find another planet

to live on.

This is what he said.

I strongly believe we should start seeking alternative planets for possible habitation,

we are running out of space on earth and we need to break through the technological limitations

preventing us from living else where in the universe.

The popular has been doubling in size every 40 yrs which is insane to think in 40 yrs

from now so to think we are about to have over 10 billion people in the world is insane.

Also Stephen Hawking has planned was going to be etched on his gravestone.

Stephen Hawkings most famous and important discovery might not have won him the Nobel

Prize but it did change the way science looked at black holes.

In 1974 Stephen Hawking wrote a theory that black holes weren't in fact entirely black

but emitted radiation which in time would cause them to evaporate and vanish.

This was known as hawking radiation.

Well the equation for Hawking Radiation is this.

And this is what Stephen Hawking wants to be on his tomb stone.

He wants to be known for his most ground breaking work.

He always challenged how we understood how the universe works.

For all you Prison break fans out their season 6 is currently being written.

I am a huge huge fan of the show and ive actually meet someone from the show before and I am

pretty sure I saw Lincon from the show in real life so I cant wait till this season

comes out probably wont be for a while.

Fantastic beast trailer has just come out and it's the most trending video on youtube

at the time of this recording its really good.

I know I cant wiat for the movie its set to come out on November 16th.

I have a breaking huge news story about President Donald Trumps former chairman Paul manafort.

He is in a lot of trouble right now he is on house arrest 24 hours a day until his trial

begins and he could face 305 yrs in prison.

He will serve 30 yrs for each tax fraud charge and 30 yrs for each of the nine bank fraud

charges.

Paul had to surrender his passport and risks forgeiting 10 million dollars if he jumps

bail.

Right now he is on trial on tax fraud, bank fraud.

He can be convicted of money laundering, conspiracy against the united states and failing to register

as a foreign agent for the pro-russia Ukrainian government.

His trial begins in September.

What the heck

is going on in

the white house.

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Top 10 Dumbest Text Messages Part 15 - Duration: 5:48.

How's it going Youtube I am Landon Dowlatsingh and welcome back to another most amazing top

10 video.

If you guys are new here don't forget hit the subscribe button because we make two videos

every single day and we are on the road to 4 million subscribers.

Ok so this serious has become one of my favourite serious on here so let's just get right

into it.

This is the top 10 dumbest text message part 15.

Starting us off at number 10, HANNAH THE TEACHER HAS YOUR PHONE!!

Emily I want your phone as well bring it to the front of the class, honestly how stupid.

Is this real life right now, I am not sure what Emily was thinking.

Also why is this teacher luring at Hannah's phone.

Moving into number 9, HEY BABY I THINK I HAVE A BUN IN THE OVEN, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

;) Oh Good im starving.

UM NO I MEAN I THINK IM PREGANNT.

Pregnant?

But we havn't even had sex yet.

OH SHIT.

. Well that was a huge fail and why did this girl tell her boyfriend shes pregnant through

text.

I guess this is what this world has come to these days, I bet people are texting would

you marry me.

A dirty cheating father comes in at number 8.

HAY SEXY BABY CAN I MEET UP WITH UP LATER?

IM GETTING SO HORNY THINKING OF YOU.

"Their isn't a typo in this, the dad just typed it wrong lol- note to self" Dad check

who your sending this to.

Wait aren't you in the basement.

Mom is in the kitchen.

DON'T MENTION THIS TO YOUR MOM.

ILL GIVE YOU $5.

You were talking about mom weren't you?

JUST THINK OF THE $5.

Make it $25.

Did this really happen.

This father paid $5 to keep such a huge secret like this.

And his kid was going to bail him out, they were like you were talking about mom weren't

you.

The dad could have just said yes but instead he wants his kid to think about that $5 and

all the things you can't buy with it.

And was this kid really ok with there dad cheating for $25.

Number 7.

BABE WHY YOUR NOT TEXTING BACK?

Because im driving.

SO WHAT TEXT ME!

Did you see the commercial.

YEA BUT I MISS YOU.

That's dange WHAT BABY?

BABY OMG YOU OKAY.

See bitch you got scared.

So let me get this straight this girl didn't care that her boyfriend could die while texting

and driving.

And for this boyfriend why texting saying you don't want to text and drive.

Just simple message your girlfriend later or call her on blue tooth.

Moving into number 6 with this one.

HEY SOMEONE CHANGED THE NAME OF ALL THE CONTACTS IN MY PHONE.

AND IM TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO EVERYONE IS.

Whats my contact name?

DARTH VADER, BUT WHO IS THIS?

Luke I am your father.

HAHA VERY FUNNY NOW REALLY WHO IS THIS.

Ifs your father luke.

I knew your name would entertain me one day.

I thought this was so dam funny because it really is his father but there is no way he

is going to believe it.

Who ever changed his contacts was clever.

Number 5.

HAY GUESS WUT.

. MY MOM JUST BOT MEH A IPAD.

My mom bought me a laptio.

MI MOM BOT MEH A MOUSTAING.

My mom taught me how to spell.

. . . ok I know my spelling is bad but what is bot. are you talking about a robot, or

an internet bot. and how the heck did they spell mustang.

M-o-u-s-t-a-i-n-g Moustaing

A really dumb moment is up next at number 4.

MOM I AM FREAKING OUT.

I THINK THIS GUY IS TALKING ME.

Slow down honey what is going on.

EVERY TIME I TAKE A STEP FORWARD, HE TAKES A STEP FORWARD.

EVERY TIME I TAKE A STEP BACK HE TAKES A STEP BACK.

Wait where are you.

AT TARGET REMEMBER?

YOU WANTED ME TO PICK UP THOSE BATTERIES??

Are you sure your not just in line.

And that was the last of that conversation.

Was this person really in line thinking shes being stalked.

I bet this person is afraid of everything.

Omg mom my shadow keeps following me.

Number 3.

OH THANK GOD THE BRAT IS GONE.

COME ON OVER AND WE CAN HAVE A QUICKY.

;) Mommy are you talking about me?

SHIT.

What the heck.

This mom told her kid that shes wants to get laid.

And she has her kid in her contact as Brat.

This mom is just a total fail.

Number 2.

The wrong password is up next.

HEY SWEETIE DO YOU KNOW THE PASSWORD TO YOUR BROTHERS COMPUTER?

Nipple.

No.

I meant No.

IT WORKED.

You need to talk to him.

I am not sure why google autocorrected no as nipple.

How often was that person using the word nipple.

How embaressing and I gues the auto correction mistake worked in this case.

And finally at number 1 we have this.

HEY I FOUND WEED IN TAYLORS ROOM LETS GIVE HIM A LECTURE THEN GO SMOKE IT TOGETHER LOL.

Hi mom its Taylor, you owe me #20 for that, work it out with dad.

. IM JUST JOKING I LEFT IT ON THE COUNTER FOR YOU.

OMG I JUST TOLD TAYLOR WE SMOKE WEED BY ACCIDENT.

Its Taylor again.

Is this real life right now why does this mom fail so hard at trying to text the right

person.

Epic fail.

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Mario Said WHAT!? - Misheard Video Games 3 | SwankyBox - Duration: 6:58.

Okay, okay.

You've all been asking for it for well over a year now, so now it's time for Misheard

video games - part 3.

As a quick reminder, tv and audio quality, background music, and other sound effects

play large roles in why people mishear video game voices.

For the best experience, I recommend you don't listen with headphones so you have a better

chance of hearing the mondegreen.

Now with that out of the way - let's dive right in.

Back to the world of our favorite plumber, if we take a spin into New Donk City and head

to the Crazy Cap Store, we'll be greeted by an employee who absolutely loves his job.

[sound clip] Lovely.

Could you repeat that?

[sound clip]

Maybe he doesn't love his job as much as I thought.

Navigating the far lands of the mushroom world, our next destination takes us back to the

terrifying Mario teaches typing games.

The same set of games where Mario shoves a typewriter down the front of his overalls.

In this game we encounter a ominous floating Mario head that sputters all sorts of nonsense.

[sound clip].

But perhaps none as memorable as the following: [sound clips].

[sound clips]

And then there's this in Mario Power Tennis.

[sound clip]

Which is supposed to be him saying cheater?

But… good lord, is this Wolfenstein?

Waluigi then joins in with this - and after hearing it a few times I finally understood

what it was [sound clip].

What did you hear though?

In Super Mario Bros 3D land, anytime Mario crouches it totally sounds like he's just

saying... well, just take a listen.

[sound clip]

Okay, let's swing over to some other titles now outside of the Mario franchise.

I'm a huge fan of Mischief Makers for Nintendo 64, but to say I wasn't confused at what

was being said in this game would be an understatement.

Go ahead and give this a listen.

[sound clip]

Now listen again with this brilliant guidance from user MikeyPaper.

I have no idea what they're saying at all, but one thing is clear: Beefcakes.

For those of you who are Final Fantasy buffs in the audience, a few of you might remember

this notable scene with this chocobo.

[sound clip]

If you were wondering…

That's supposed to be "blasted fluff-ball", or at least from what I can tell.

Chicka boom!

Chicka boom! [sound clip]

Let's talk about some fighting games now.

First up is Capcom vs SNK 2, featuring Geese!

[sound clip]

I'll stain my house… with your butt.

How delightful.

Mortal Kombat has a lot as well.

From Raiden demanding more money [sound clip], to him proclaiming that they just got a dog

[sound clip], there's quite a lot.

However, Liu Kang immediately comes to mind for most people when the series is mentioned.

Just listen to a few of these and let me know what you think he's saying.

[sound clip]

Now these aren't quite soramimis since some are founded on gibberish, but they are certainly

a good transition into them.

As a refresher, Soramimi's are when you hear something that's in a different language

and your mind interprets what it just heard as if it was your main speaking language.

Some pretty good ones are in Resident Evil 4.

[sound clip]

Food for this fellow!

[sound clip]

Moldy es te de… Moldy es te de…

Obviously they're speaking Spanish, but if you have no understanding of Spanish your

mind fills in the gap humorously.

Battlefield: Bad Company 2 has a similar effect, except it's in Russian.

From proclamations of spaghetti [sound clip], sausages [sound clip]… and… uh… salad.

[sound clip]

And now let's power through a few.

If you're familiar with Ni No Kuni: Wrath Of The White Witch, you'll probably know

what they're actually saying.

[sound clip]

Tales Of Grace, for those who have played it…

Has some interesting attack names?

[sound clip]

Then of course, Dota 2 is a goldmine.

[sound clips]

But now that I've dumped that on all of you, I'd love to hear.. well, what you heard.

Drop a comment down below, or perhaps share a mishearing from your own gaming experiences.

If you're interested in more nostalgic, documentary like content,

I highly recommend checking out my second channel SwankyBox Live.

I have a ton of amazing videos over there that you won't find elsewhere on YouTube!

Go give it a gander by checking the links in the description or by clicking on the i icon above..

And with that…

Thanks for tuning in to this audio nightmare!

I thought I'd revisit this concept since it has been a while, so I hope you enjoyed

it.

Thanks for watching guys and gals, and until my next video, cheers!

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As Trump Walked Up to See The New Border Wall, He Looked Over & Saw a Sign From GOD - Duration: 16:09.

As Trump Walked Up to See The New Border Wall, He Looked Over & Saw a Sign From GOD

President Trump went to the U.S. Mexico border today to see Border Wall prototypes and what

he saw was truly amazing.

The wall models were great, but it was a picture that a border agent showed him that left Pres.

Trump in awe.

Truly a sign that Pres. has been right all along.

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a Sign From GOD

The liberal media and Democrats in Congress constantly mock the idea of a border wall,

saying it won't work.

But this border agent proved them all wrong with one picture.

The agent held up this photo that shows what the border looked like BEFORE (on the left)

and AFTER (on the right) they built a wall in San Diego.

The difference is truly shocking.

(Video Below) SOURCE: https://www.youtube.com/user/WashingtonPost

President Trump was glad to see this PROOF that a border wall does work!

There is no way you can argue with this picture.

Here is some of their conversation:

PRES.

TRUMP: How was it like until you built the wall?

BORDER AGENT: There was effectively no border in San Diego, it was a chaotic situation…

[The Wall] changed our environment We decreased the illegal cross-border traffic by 95%.

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a Sign From GOD

PRES.

TRUMP: For the people who say no walls, if you didn't have these walls here, you wouldn't

even have a country.

PRES.

TRUMP: This is what it is now with a not very good wall.

But here it is before and people are just pouring across…

We have a lousy wall over here now, but at least it stops 90-95%.

When we put up the real wall, we're going to stop 99%, maybe even more than that.

BORDER AGENT: This is one of the sections where we have triple fencing…

Again, it's outdated material but it's proof of concept.

The economic driver of this outlet mall that was built after we re-stablished law and order

in San Diego…

500 brand new homes where people felt so safe near the border that they've moved back

in.

But that's only because the U.S. border patrol re-established law and order.

The agent held up this photo that shows what the border looked like BEFORE (on the left)

and AFTER (on the right) they built a wall in San Diego.

The difference is truly shocking.

Image result for As Trump Walked Up to See The New Border Wall, He Looked Over & Saw

a Sign From GOD

The liberal media and Democrats in Congress constantly mock the idea of a border wall,

saying it won't work.

But this border agent proved them all wrong with one picture.

The agent held up this photo that shows what the border looked like BEFORE (on the left)

and AFTER (on the right) they built a wall in San Diego.

The difference is truly shocking.

And here is another exchange between Pres. Trump and that same

border agent.

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Brock Lesnar Vs. Roman Reigns BACKSTAGE WWE Update! | WrestleTalk News Mar. 2018 - Duration: 4:19.

Hello and welcome to the WrestleTalk News - I'm Oli Davis.

Shane McMahon KO'd Even though international Beat Up Your Boss

day is tomorrow - as the 16th March is the date 3/16 - Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn got

in on the festivities early: making SmackDown LIVE Commissioner Shane McMahon weirdly squeal

like a pig after powerbombing him on a metal rack.

And the two continued their celebrations on Twitter:

"Hey, so that was fun!"

"If you've never beaten up your boss, you should totally try it.

I did it and it was amazing."

WWE.com have followed up the injury angle with an update on Shane's condition, revealing

McMahon suffered a "laryngeal contusion", and "trapezius and rhomboid strains".

He is "currently being evaluated to make sure his airway is not compromised" - like

your mum's.

Raw & SmackDown Ratings But beating up Shane McMahon equals ratings,

with Tuesday's post-Fastlane episode of SmackDown drawing an impressive 2.77 million

viewers - up six percent from the previous week, and the highest rated show in almost

a year, since last April's Superstar Shake-Up.

It was good news for Monday Night Raw, too, which averaged 3.35 million viewers - the

best number since January's post-Royal Rumble episode.

The Road to WrestleMania typically has WWE's best ratings of the year, as the promotion

builds to their biggest annual event.

But up until now, there's reportedly been apprehension backstage over WrestleMania 34's

main event.

WrestleMania 34 Backstage Update Brock Lesnar vs. Roman Reigns for the Universal

Championship has been built for over a year, but events over the last month have caused

concern amongst officials.

Lesnar's contract expires at Mania, upon which WWE reportedly believe he'll return

to UFC.

Reigns, meanwhile, has been accused in a bizarre steroid scandal with jailed dealer Richard

Rodriguez.

These various controversies are reportedly why WWE have held off on booking Braun Strowman's

WrestleMania match, as he was to be the main event's backup in case Lesnar or Reigns

had to be swapped out last minute.

With Strowman becoming the No. 1 contender to The Bar's tag team championships on this

week's Raw, however, Dave Meltzer writes that WWE are now fully behind Lesnar vs Reigns

for the main event of WrestleMania 34.

But that doesn't mean Roman's steroid controversy has gone away completely.

Roman Reigns Accusation Update The allegations stem from filmmaker Jon Bravo's

YouTube interviews with Rodriguez, where the jailed steroid dealer accused Reigns and actors

Mark Wahlberg and Josh Duhamel of purchasing performance enhancing from him.

All three men have denied this, with Roman going so far to say he's "never heard

of Richard Rodriguez."

Bravo has teased releasing further evidence to back up these claims for weeks - but the

only piece of note was a SnapChat post allegedly revealing former WWE wrestler Luther Reigns

as a client of Rodriguez.

Luther Reigns is, of course, a different person to Roman Reigns, and many sites reported Bravo

had just gotten the current top babyface in WWE confused with the former WWE under-carder

who hasn't wrestled since 2005.

The Wrestling Observer, however, is reporting those close to Bravo say that's not the

case, and Roman "allegedly did have a connection with Rodriguez, but used his real name".

Bravo said he'll be releasing a 25 minute video tomorrow, the 16th March.

So hopefully we'll be finding out either way very soon.

500K Day Party Tomorrow!

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So make sure to tune in tomorrow to find out what happens when I press the red button WrestleTalk

Corporate have given us.

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and using the discount code WTTV to get a free DVD or autograph in your first box!

WrestleCrate is a monthly mystery box full of loads of wrestling goodies, which has items

from the biggest promotions in wrestling.

But what other match on the WrestleMania 34 card is also hugely controversial?

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Eating 2,800 Calories for Lean Gains on a Dreamy Day in 2018 - Duration: 4:53.

what's up fambam and welcome back to another video so we're back with another

episode of trilla eats which is where actually you guys what I eat in a whole

day just to kind of demystify what people think healthy people eat or

people you know with a certain body eat I like that

what these videos out there for you guys to kind of show you that you don't need

to starve yourself so many people will make you think that you need to eat just

the starvation amount of calories to get the body you want and I'm here to tell

you you totally don't you can eat a large volume of food a good quantity of

food you know and still get the results you want if anything food is so

important you guys took fuel your workouts okay so you have that energy to

to get that body you want how are you gonna be you know putting effort in in

the gym when you don't even have any energy because you're eating 1200

calories a day I've seen some shocking stuff I don't want to talk about because

it makes me just so upset these women's magazines you know promoting these 900

calorie diets and it's just my little heart literally breaks every time I read

one of those articles so just to catch you guys up I'm still lean bulking if

you haven't seen my video on how I lean bulk go ahead and click right here I'll

show you guys a physique picture right here boom this is what I weighed in this

morning at 143 pounds so I think I'm up around I don't know I'll have to write

down below because I think I started at around 136 pounds a lot of that was

gained you know when you start increasing your carbohydrates you gain a

lot of water weight so um yeah everything's going great I'm enjoying

the extra food surplice so with regards to my training for those of you that are

curious really quickly I was doing kind of the only strength-based program for

the past I don't know three or four months I would say where I only focused

on strength every workout right I was only doing compound lifts deadlifts slot

bench press what else sometimes over overhead shoulder press and I was just

really focusing on increasing the weight on those lips

I wasn't doing you know ten repetitions twelve repetitions the rest were kept at

around the five range so this has allowed me to get really strong uh say

I'm very strong per female and now I am tailoring my program a little bit

because I'd like to increase the size on my legs during this lean bulk so now I'm

still doing strength training some days a week but I'm also incorporating

hypertrophy training which means my reps are now going up so now I'm doing around

ten reps as opposed to have five and my sets and yeah everything's going great

that being said I'm still eating around 2,600 2,700 calories a day and loving

life everything's going swimmingly over on my end so now I'm going to show you

what I eat

hey guys if you liked the video go ahead and give it a big thumbs up and

subscribe to my channel it really means a lot to me and it's free it costs you

guys nothing and it really helps me so much it gives me a lot of motivation to

keep making videos when I know people are watching them and I think that's it

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THIS Is How She Wants You To TEXT HER | A Girl's Advice On What To Text A Girl & Get A Date - Duration: 10:51.

Nicole: Something that all girls can agree on is the first few texts a guy sends her will

make or break her decision about whether she wants to see him again. So guys, this

is really important! You have to make these count. You can't just go

BS'ing your way through this text thing and expect to get a good response.

So I'm gonna show you a few examples of big texting fails to help you so you

don't make the same mistakes. Hi it's Nicole with The Attractive Man team, and

in today's video, I'm gonna reveal to you how a girl actually wants you to text

her and ask her out after you've gotten her number. I'm gonna cover the do's and

don'ts of those first few texts you send a girl, so you can make sure you don't

send her running away and can get a date fast. To do this, I'm going to show you

some text that I've received in real life, and break them down for you based

on the good and the bad. And then at our end of this video, I'm gonna tell you the

number one way to ensure that you get the date that you want, so make sure you

stick around for that. Okay, so the first types of texts you're

gonna want to avoid are the drunken late night text. Or the meaningless text. Now

these can be one in the same sometimes, or they can be separate. But the example

I'm going to show you is a guy who managed to combine them both. I'll let

you read that real quick. So you'll know the timestamp of this, it was 4:00

in the morning that I received the letter M and an emoji. What does this

mean?! I have no idea. This was a waste of my

time, and it woke me up. So this was not endearing, and needless to say I did not

text him back. You're gonna want to avoid drunk text, beginning of a texting

conversation with a girl because it's gonna make you seem like you don't have

self-control. And like, you may be a little immature. And also, a meaningless

text is going to be a waste of your time and hers. If you're trying to gain her

attention, and you send her something that she doesn't understand, or means

absolutely nothing to her, she's gonna move on. Just avoid these. There's no

reason for them. Alright, so the second type of text you're going to want to avoid is

the kind that's gonna get you screenshotted, and destroyed in a group

text with her friends. This can include anything from really bad grammar and

spelling, to excessive emoji or meme usage. Unless you're 12 that's not okay.

It can also include inappropriate text, or unsolicited pictures. I should hope that

you know you shouldn't send those things, but I still have to say it just to make

sure. If your first text to a girl includes a bunch of spelling mistakes, or

a bunch of emojis, it doesn't matter if you've just told her she's the most

beautiful human you've ever seen in your life.

She's probably gonna think you're an idiot. That might be harsh, but it's true.

There's just no reason for it. And if you're sending an inappropriate message,

even if you spend a lot of time with this girl it's just gonna kind of give

the wrong vibe. You may come across as creepy... You just want to avoid this.

There's no reason for it. So I'm actually gonna show you an example of that- Mesage: "If you

ever are bored and want to send some pics I'm your guy though winky face haha"

Nicole: A little background on this is that I met this guy the night before and we had

a great time together. We kind of flirted, we spent like five hours together,

actually. It was a good encounter. And the next day he asked if I could hang out,

and I couldn't. So that was his response. To just asked for pictures. I had a good

time with him prior to this, but that really gave me a creepy vibe. It wasn't

cool. I just met him yesterday. I don't know why he expected that this was okay,

you just want to avoid messages like this. It's not a good idea.

Following this text, which I will not include for the internet because I think

there's a lot of rules against that, but he sent just a picture of his naked

torso. And while it was a decent torso, I was completely turned off at this point.

It's just not okay, I didn't ask for that. Just avoid these kinds of texts

at all costs. Okay, so the third and final texting don't I'm going to share with

you is actually one of the biggest and most common mistakes that guys make

while texting. It's the non-committal text. If you want to see the biggest

collective eye roll from a group of girls,

ask them how they feel about the "We should hang out sometime!" text. This

basically translates to, "I'm gonna make as little effort as possible to ever see

you again!" and isn't going to lead to a date unless

the girl is desperate, in which case, hey you might get lucky, and good luck. Really,

guys sometimes seem to have this idea in their head that if they set a date and

time, then its suddenly something serious. But no girl thinks this way. They're just

gonna be thankful that you actually could make a decision. Because a lot of

guys can't seem to for some, whatever reason. I don't know why. Let's face it,

there is always the chance that a girl just gave you her number to be nice. This

happens from time to time, there's reasons why, I'm not sure. But if you are

straightforward with your intentions - I'm going to see this girl again -

you're gonna weed out these wishy-washy people who are probably just gonna flake

on you anyway. And that way, you are not wasting your own time, and you're not

wasting theirs. By the way, if you haven't yet, go ahead and click that subscribe

button down below. We have new videos every week. So go ahead and click that

Bell icon as well, so you'll be notified of when those are released. Anyway, let's

move on to the types of texts you should send a girl to make you stand out. These

are really gonna help set you apart from anyone else she may be talking to, and

help you get a date. Now the first kind of text you should definitely, always

include in those first few texting exchanges, is a unique compliment. Now

don't get me wrong, girls love compliments. You can tell her

she's pretty, you can tell her she's nice, you can say any great thing. But a lot of

times they can come off as a little cookie cutter... Like something you could

say to anybody. So if you can put in a unique compliment that really lets her

know that you paid attention to her, this is going to make you stand so high above

anyone else she's talking to. This can be anything.

I mean think about if you had a conversation before you got her number,

or something about her appearance. Just something very specific to that girl,

it's really going to be so endearing. I'm gonna show you a kind of funny example

of that really quickly I'll let you read that - Message: "It was great meeting you

yesterday. By the way you have the cutest sneeze" Nicole: so to explain this text, I met

this guy and we were having kind of a quick conversation, maybe 5 or 10 minutes.

It was going pretty well and then I got the worst allergy attack. I'm telling you

I probably sneezed 20 times in 30 seconds. It was really embarrassing and I

thought for sure I blew it. I mean I could not stop, like, we had to end the

conversation because I was just like a red-eyed, puffy, just the whole thing. It

was awful! So when I got this text from him the

next day, I was so relieved and it was so sweet that he kind of let me know that

he didn't care, that I looked like a crazy person, because no one is cute when

they sneeze. Unless you were a baby panda. I mean come on, seriously

it just wasn't cute, but this was really endearing. If you can pull something like

that from a conversation, or anything about this girl, she's gonna know that

you paid attention to something other than her boobs during the conversation,

and it's really gonna get you a long way. Okay, so the next thing that you should

do in every text or conversation is something I wish I could tell every

single guy. You have to make actual plans to see the girl. Make actual plans for a

date. Or if you happen to leave your balls at home that day, and you can't

call it a date, you still have to make plans. Let me show you a quick example of

a guy who did a really good job just sending up a casual date with me.

Message: "Drinks tomorrow night or early evening Friday. Let's say at Valentino's?" Nicole: So this

was great. Meeting for drinks - very straightforward

he gave me a couple of date options, so I can fit into my schedule, he even picked

a place that was close to where I lived on my side of town so it showed me that

he was listening to our conversation. Girls just want a guy who

confident and sure of himself and able to make decisions. If you can set a day

in time to meet her, you're already gonna be 10 steps above half the guy she

probably talks to on Tinder, or Bumble, or whatever the youths use these days, I

don't know. But seriously, just make plans with the girl. It's not that hard. It's

really gonna set you apart. And if you make the plans, this really opens it up

so that you are comfortable with the situation, you can pick a place that you

like, that you have been to before. So you're not completely thrown out of your

element, and you can really be your best self when you're on this date. Alright,

so I've covered a few of things that you can do to really make yourself stand out.

But now I'm gonna share with you the number one way to make sure you can get

a date. You're really gonna stand out with this. I showed you a couple of

examples of guys who seemingly did everything right, with texting, good

compliments, setting up dates, things like that. But they actually lost out to the

one guy... The one, one.... Who had the balls to actually call me. Yes, that's right. He

picked up his phone and used it as it was intended, and called me. This was so

shocking to me, I almost dropped my phone. I'm not even kidding you, this is so rare

that this happens, which is why it was this a surprise. Now, this conversation was

not long. It was actually quick and straight to the point. He just said, "Hey

it was really great to meet you this week, I would like to take you out this

week. Are you free?" and of course I said yes. We set a time, that's not important.

All of that. But this really displayed a level of confidence and courage that no

guy I had talked to ever did. This was really impressive to me, and it's kind of

nerve-wracking to be called, honestly. It really puts you on the spot, you have to

be quick with your thoughts and feelings, and ideas, and all this. It really is

nerve-wracking. But even if you hate talking on the phone, or she hates

talking on the phone, this is going to really make you stand out. It's gonna

seem like you have your shit together even if you don't. It's okay if she

doesn't answer. She may not... Maybe she's busy, it doesn't mean she's not

interested and it's totally fine to leave a text afterwards and just tell

her, "Hey, I was giving you a call to see if you wanted to hang out this week, or

see if I could take you out this week, or any number of things to kind of get that

flirting going. But calling a girl is absolutely the number one way that's

going to make you stand out above anyone else she may talk to. Getting a girl's

number it's just the first step, so I really hope you follow these tips and

tricks, and use them and go get yourself an awesome date. And if you want to know

how to talk to a girl once you're actually on the date, we have created a

free Conversation Cheat Sheet that you can download, where we cover everything

you need to know and exactly what you need to say to keep a conversation going

and spark a really good connection. We have everything from conversation

starters, to techniques to make sure you never run out of things to say, to fun

games you can play to create a flirty vibe and more. Make sure you click the

link at the right side of the page, so you can download it. You'll want to keep

that handy. Oh, and if you're not subscribed already, go ahead and click

that subscribe button. And thanks for watching. Bye!

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Incorrect Things We Believed About Food 50 Years Ago - Duration: 6:24.

When it comes to food safety and preparation, a lot has changed in the last several decades.

Though you may not remember defrosting meat on the counter all day, your parents probably

do, and unsurprisingly, that's not the recommended technique today.

"(laughing) What is it Cynthia, what is it?"

"Giblet gravy and sliced turkey."

Although some of these busted myths from the good old days might be inconvenient, they're

likely keeping you healthier.

Here are some of the things that people believed about food 50 years ago that just aren't true

today.

Got raw milk?

Though we eat plenty of foods in their raw form, milk shouldn't be one of them.

"I see you're drinking one percent… is that because you think you're fat?

Cause you're not.

You could be drinking whole if you wanted to"

The risks of consuming raw, unpasteurized milk outweigh any potential benefits you might

get from it, since along with any "good" bacteria comes other harmful bacteria.

E. coli, salmonella, and listeria can lead to life-threatening diseases.

Because raw milk can potentially harm children, the elderly, and those with compromised immune

systems, it's even been banned for sale in 30 states.

So while milk might do a body good, raw milk might not.

"Thanks for hanging me out to dry there, Madison."

Stuffing that bird

Everyone remembers Grandma's turkey fondly, unless you were one of the unlucky ones to

get sick from the stuffing inside.

We know now that the required temperature to kill bacteria lurking deep in that cavity

is 165 degrees.

But just because your meat reaches that temp doesn't mean that the middle of the stuffing

has, also.

To be safe, bake your stuffing in a separate dish outside of the turkey.

Or, go with the ol' standby:

"Chicken's almost done so it's time to make stuffing.

Stovetop's makes it easy just push a little button.

Stovetop stuffing for your microwave oven.

Yeah!"

Overcooking the pig

Grandma's food is under attack again, and this time it's the pork.

But the shoe leather that resulted from the 160 degree recommended safe cooking temp wasn't

her fault.

"What exactly is in this dish?"

"It's a Sunday roast"

Decades ago, parasites were prevalent in pork.

But today, since meat typically runs parasite-free, we are able to enjoy tender pork, cooked to

145 degrees.

Sudsing up the chickens

This debate has raged on for decades, but evidence shows strongly in favor of not washing

your poultry.

"As you can see, this is my baby"

"See the birds?"

The idea behind washing raw chicken and turkey was to rinse off any bacteria that might be

present.

But the good news is that in order to kill that nasty bacteria, all you need to do is...cook

it!

This successfully avoids any cross contamination in your kitchen and keeps everyone safe.

Except the chicken.

Netflix n' cookie dough

Streaming may not have been around 50 years ago, but raw cookie dough sure was.

And while we've been told repeatedly that mindlessly spooning gobs of the stuff into

our gullets is bad because of the raw egg in the dough, it turns out the egg isn't the

issue.

"We'll eat a roll of Toll House cookie dough as fast as we can, and then to finish, we'll

snuggle"

Thanks to pasteurization, the risk of getting sick from raw egg has diminished.

So what are we looking out for now?

"Flower"

Yep, flour.

New research has shown that E. coli can survive in dry environments, like your pantry.

But if you've gotta get your fix, go to the pros.

New York City's Do heat-treats their flour, so you can safely indulge your guilty pleasure.

Calorie counting for dummies

Negative calorie foods encapsulated the idea that you can eat unlimited quantities of certain

foods because you're burning more calories eating them than they actually contain.

"I have eaten asparagus.

I understand asparagus.

I will now be the asparagus."

But unfortunately, these foods don't actually exist.

Even for so-called negative calorie snacks like celery, which does contain calories,

the difference between caloric value and consumption still puts you in the "plus" column.

Also, you're eating celery.

You deserve better.

Nuking those nutrients

The microwave was once thought to zap away precious nutrients from your Brussels sprouts.

But microwaving vegetables is actually one of the best ways to retain all those vitamins.

Because of the short cooking time and meager use of water, the nutrients remain.

And, hey, if you're gonna eat broccoli, might as well get the most bang for your buck.

Burning off the booze

If you still think that alcohol burns off during the cooking process, you might want

to grab that rum ball away from your kid.

Studies show that as much as 45 percent of the alcohol can remain in a dish that's simmered

or baked.

Something to keep in mind the next time you're reassuring your guests that your coq au vin

is alcohol-free.

We got the meat

Once upon a time, leaving meat on the counter to defrost all day was normal.

But these days, safer options include defrosting in the fridge, or microwave.

That's because bacteria quickly multiplies at room temperature, and while the outer layer

of your meat defrosts, any bacteria on that surface will start growing faster.

By the time your meat is defrosted, you've potentially grown a whole bacteria colony

on your counter.

"Ah thank you dear"

Mayo for the masses

"Name something you take on a picnic…"

"A blanket"

"Potato salad"

"A Dead Lois?"

"Yeah, ah, ha we're gonna go with potato salad"

Ever witnessed a potato salad that's been sitting out all day?

Just because it's been happening for years, doesn't make it right.

Today's guidelines say that perishable foods that require refrigeration should not be left

out for more than two hours.

And that window goes down to just one hour if the sun's beating down at 90 degrees or

more.

If you can't get to the potato salad fast, stick to the chips.

"What's wrong with you people… why won't you eat my salad?

What am I?

I'm dirty?

I'm a dirty person I showered just like you"

That's all, yolks!

It has long been believed that egg yolks cause high cholesterol.

But there's good news for everyone who's been missing those yellow insides.

"There is no better start to the day than eggs for breakfast.

Except eggs with a side of"

"...bacon"

Eating foods that are high in cholesterol, like egg yolks, does not negatively impact

the blood cholesterol of a healthy person.

In fact, studies show you can eat an egg a day without increasing your risk of heart

disease.

So, there's only one thing to do.

"What I said was give me all the bacon and eggs you have.

Do you understand?"

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Trump Just LOCKED BIG Celeb's Mom in her house - Duration: 5:20.

Trump Just Forced BIG Celeb's Mom To Stay LOCKED In Her House – All Hell Breaks Loose!

President Donald Trump is not as impressed with celebrities nearly as much as they are

with themselves, and doesn't pander to them like his predecessor was known to do.

Regardless of how famous they are, he's still their president and presides over a

nation of laws that he's not afraid to enforce.

These entitled entertainers aren't used to someone else calling the shots and apparently,

neither are their parents.

One pop singer's mom just found out the hard way that her plans for the day were done,

when the president himself showed up and forced her to stay locked inside her home.

Needless to say, this didn't go over too well but turned into a far better show than

anything her daughter has ever done on stage.

On Tuesday, you could say that a very outspoken anti-Trumper got Trumped.

As the president was set to speak in Beverly Hills, California the Secret Service and local

law enforcement systematically shut down the city.

This is a common practice and something most people expect, but not Ariana Grande's mom

who seemed to feel that she should be able to make her way through Trump's motorcade

so she didn't miss brunch.

Multiple road closures made moving about the city quite difficult if not impossible which

was not embraced by left-leaning Californians.

However, for Joan Grande, it was more than an inconvenience, it seemed to practically

put her into emotional duress and took it as a personal attack since she has perpetually

slandered the president on social media.

According to Justjared.com, Ariana Grande's mom Joan Grande was never a fan of President

Trump, and now she has a personal grudge with him after she couldn't leave her house because

of him!

The president is currently in town for a fundraiser in Beverly Hills, and the street near the

Grande home is closed as police shut it down for Trump's arrival.

"As if Trump couldn't stress me out more today, I just tried to leave my house and

the police stopped me and said I am not allowed on Mulholland Drive because the President

is coming through in the next hour!!

Un-f–king-believable!!"

Joan tweeted.

In hashtag format she added, "Take another street Cheeto."

Joan has been a longtime Trump hater, in an article about Joan Grande, heavy.com wrote:

Joan's Twitter account is dominating by the day-to-day movements of her daughter,

and her disapproval of Donald Trump.

On May 20, Joan tweeted that she wouldn't watch CNN until the network removed Trump-supporter

Jeffrey Lord from their coverage.

Joan says, "Giving idiots like Lord air time is part of the problem!"

While Joan does actively watch MSNBC, on May 17 she wrote that her favorite hosts are Joe

Scarborough, Rachel Maddow and Lawrence O'Donnell.

It appears that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree with Joan's pop star daughter

Ariana Grande.

On the night President Trump was winning his election Ariana's head was spinning according

to Billboard.com:

Ariana Grande is feeling the devastation that Hillary Clinton supporters around the country

are experiencing in the wake of the Democratic candidate's loss to Donald Trump in the

presidential election, but she still has a sense of hope.

The "Side to Side" singer shared an image of a United States map that showed how the

Electoral College votes may have turned out had only her generation, ages 18 to 25, voted

on Nov. 8.

Although this is a graphic that was developed weeks before the election, (from a significantly

smaller pool size than the 69 million millennials eligible to vote this year), all but eight

states were completely blue on the map — which hints that an Electoral College win by the

Republican Party may not happen again in the future.

After admitting that she had spent many hours crying over the election's outcome, Grande

offered a little light in the dark, as well as a plea to her fans.

"It restores my hope a little bit that this is what our generation's vote looked like.

It says to me that better times are coming….. we just have to stick together right now,"

she wrote in the caption.

"Let's please be active and vocal every day toward making each other feel accepted

and loved for our differences.

not just on election day.

please.

it's the only way we will be able to get through what could possibly be a very dark

few years."

As the poll results continued to come in on election night, Ariana took to Twitter to

express her fear that Trump would win.

"Well this is utterly terrifying," she wrote, adding, "I am in tears," upon Trump's

win.

Grande is one of the many musicians and celebrities to express their sadness and frustration over

the outcome of the presidential election, with the likes of (very public) Clinton supporters

Katy Perry and Lady Gaga, along with Kelly Clarkson, Questlove, India.Arie and more chiming

in.

Despite the disappointment, most have called for Americans to not lose.

Joan and her daughter Ariana are like most anti-Trump celebrities, they can't stand

that a president would actually follow through with his campaign promises.

They've never seen it before, and it scares them.

But don't worry ladies, Trump's amazing tax breaks help more star gazing fans afford

tickets to your concerts.

What do you think about this?

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What are FRX Cymbals? - Frequency Reduced Cymbals by Sabian ? - The Cymbal Project - Lance Campeau - Duration: 7:17.

Hi everybody this is Lance Campeau from www.LanceCampeau.com and today we're going

to be looking at the FRX series of cymbals by Sabian now before we get

started I just wanted to clarify something I am not paid by Sabian to

make these videos they do not sponsor me and I don't endorse Sabian as a company

I merely asked them if I could borrow these cymbals for the purpose of this

demonstration so that I could test them out and then share those results with

you guys here online when it comes to innovation in cymbal making Sabian has a

long track record they've introduced all kinds of products over the years that

have stood the test of time and the FRX series is a classic example of Sabian

taking a drummers needs and addressing it directly through design I'm sure

Sabian did a lot of research and development on this product and they

came up with something pretty interesting when you hit a cymbal the

sound propagates across the metal quite freely now if you put a series of holes

around the cymbal that sound changes quite dramatically and we can all see

that with the Ozone™ series of cymbals from a few years ago you would put the

big holes in the cymbal and all of a sudden it sounded trashy kind of like a

China cymbal well what happens when you make small holes on cymbals the sound

now has to propagate across the metal and then go through this small channel

of holes and then back and forth back and forth and that acts kind of like a

filter if you strategically place the holes on the cymbal and then you make

them the right size you can get it to a point where the sound that's canceled

out is the sort of the harsh, disagreeable sounds that cymbals

sometimes make and I think that was the whole concept behind the FRX series was to

reduce those critical frequencies that musicians and listeners in the audience

find too aggressive or too loud. Now I'm going to do an audio demo for you

guys I'm gonna keep it really simple because a lot of you guys have requested

this I've got a pair of overheads and a kick drum mic and that's all I'm gonna

use to record the drum set I'm in a nice padded room here there's gonna be no

compression, no EQ, no reverb... none of that you're gonna get a nice clean sound of

these cymbals and you'll see exactly what it is that the FRX series is really

all about

now I've been playing these cymbals for about a week and a half and I'm telling

you right now guys those crash cymbals are a sound man's dream they sound

beautiful they sound "buttery" as Sabian has

described it and I can tell you now firsthand they really do sound buttery

it's an unusual description for cymbals but it is quite appropriate the ride

cymbals are a little bit, in my opinion, a little bit heavy I think they could

have gone with a bit of a lighter sort of material a little thinner but they do

sound quite interesting, quite nice the high hats, very nice, again

sound man's dream. I loved them from that respect. Now, what would a drummer think

of them? Well I always play with hearing protection so the sound and the volume

of cymbals is never really a problem for me but if somebody was playing night

after night day after day and they wanted to have something that was just a

little less aggressive on the ears but allowed them to play at a certain a

certain dynamic range at a certain feel and a certain you know power level

the FRX series is going to let you do that also I did want to mention that in

order to put these holes in the cymbals that's an entire other production step

quite a costly one I would add to do that you'd need probably a CNC

controlled drill press or something like that or CNC machine of some kind in

order to do this this type of work and that can considerably add to the cost of

production of these cymbals so if anyone's wondering you know about the

cost of the cymbals why it might be higher than you would expect I'm telling

you right now is a person who does a lot of cymbal work this particular design is

not a simple design and took a lot of innovation and a lot of thinking and a

lot of tooling to do so please keep that in mind when you you know when you go

into the store and have a good look at these things I'm Lance Campeaul from

www.LanceCampeau.com and I'd just like to thank Sabian for giving me an opportunity to

try out the FRX series and until next time thanks for watching

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Father Regains Custody After Treating Daughter With Medical Marijuana - Duration: 6:55.

A father in the state of Texas nearly had his daughter taken away from him, because

he treated his daughter with medical marijuana.

The daughter was four years old at the time of the treatment.

Suffered autism.

Would hit herself so hard during her fits that she'd break her own bones and even cause

brain damage.

They were trying to take the child away from the father for giving them medical marijuana.

Judge says, "uh-uh (negative)."

He looked at all the facts.

He saw video where this was the child before the marijuana.

This was the child afterwards.

What's your take on this case?

The way this case was brought is absolutely disgusting.

The parents took a video of the kid that, as you mentioned, was hitting herself.

The neighbor came over and said, "Try a pot brownie and see if that tones her down."

The parents took some videos, were trying to advocate for medical marijuana, showed

the video publicly, and then Child Protective Services came in and starts pushing a case.

Now, the judge ultimately brought everything out to even keel.

The parents are okay.

They can be guardians.

The fact that Child Protective Services brought a case, because the parents were trying to

do something to advocate that they-

Again, this is autism.

We're talking about autism.

Now, we're starting-

Severe.

To see the possibility that there may be some benefit.

The judge looked at all the facts and said, "You know what?

I'm not going to take the child away.

As a matter of fact, I'm going to make the parent a guardian.

They were charged with child abuse.

Yeah.

Welcome back.

I'm Mike Papantonio here with Peter Mougey.

The story to me is incredible.

I think it's an important story for a lot of reasons.

Here, you had a parent that had an autistic child.

The autism was so bad that what would end up happening was the child would break their

own arm, break their own leg, cause brain-

Self mutilation.

Self mutilation.

The father said, "Look, we gave the child medical mari- gave them marijuana, and that

calmed the child down."

Now, you pick up from there.

What happened?

There is a charge filed with Child Protective Services for child abuse.

When I read the story, I'm thinking, "I've got kids."

You'd do anything as a parent to protect your kid.

The kid's beating themselves, breaking their bones, and they were given the child antipsychotic.

They just turned the kid into a zombie.

That scared the parent.

One of the neighbors recommends, "Hey, you know what?

Try this pot brownie," and it worked.

They videoed the results, miraculous results, videoed it, and were championing medicinal

use of marijuana in Texas.

The Child Welfare Services picks up the story and ends up charging them with child abuse,

because they're advocating, "Look at this wonderful result this had on my kid."

That's outrageous.

That's a recap.

Let me pick up there.

Florida, for example, Charlotte's Web, we are involved ... Again, full disclosure, our

law firm's involved with the Charlotte's Web issue, and that is where there is a low THC

marijuana that treats epilepsy that you would have children who are having 50 seizures a

day, all of a sudden they're taking-

Great results.

They're taking Charlotte's Web and they have zero seizures.

Well, even the conservative, ultra conservative, legislature here in Florida says, "Yeah, this

is a good idea, and we're going to allow Charlotte's Web to be sold."

The next thing that happens is medical marijuana in the state of Florida passes.

Well, what has actually happened here is you've had a huge push back from the pharmaceutical

industry.

You have the pill, the drug, companies saying, "We don't want people using marijuana, because

it's going to cause some awful horrendous results."

Well, awful and horrendous results, we've seen at this law firm for 35 years, where

you have products that are killing people brain damage, products that are killing people

from kidney failure, liver failure, heart failure, DVTs, name it, we've seen the full

expanse of it.

Compare that to medical marijuana that's been used all over the country and people are getting

great results from this.

Charlotte's Web probably is going to save the lives of thousands of kids, people all

over this country.

The quality of life, and all it's doing is cutting into the bottom line of big pharma.

You're getting pushback and the stigma of marijuana, although it's got great results,

especially these strains like Charlotte's Web.

What in the world could be wrong with helping out these folks, other than cutting into bottom

lines of big pharma that you're getting this pushback.

Yeah, okay, so now this thing with Sessions.

Sessions is out there trying to ... He want to make this into a criminal offense.

This isn't just happening.

This is happening because the pharmaceutical industry has got Sessions's ear and they're

trying to push back on medical marijuana.

Look, if you have a business, let ... Right now, the state of the business is, is if you're

in the medical marijuana business, and you actually are selling to people who are benefiting,

it might be cancer, it could be chronic pain that cannot be reversed.

Here you see a situation of autism.

Now, we start learning more about medical marijuana.

Maybe somebody'll do some research on autism.

Before, you couldn't even get ... Medical marijuana wasn't even available for people

to be able to research it.

You know what's fascinating, is states that have legalized marijuana, like Colorado, the

opiate abuse is lower than it is in other states.

People are using marijuana instead of using big pharma and opiates.

It's [crosstalk 00:05:34].

Big pharma is pissed.

Big pharma is trying to use the prosecution card.

They're scaring the heck out of the banking industry.

These people are selling medical marijuana, they're having to do everything in cash.

Sometimes, you'll see them able to use a very special credit card.

If you've got a distributor of medical marijuana, the feds make it so difficult for that person

to do banking business.

The banks, of course, they're caving in on any kind of threat at all.

They're saying, "Well, I'm sorry.

We can't be involved, because we're a continuation of a conspiracy."

That's actually happening here, isn't it?

Absolutely it is.

That's what's happening all over the country.

We've got a good alternative to big pharma.

It's working.

People are using it.

The ramifications aren't horrific.

It's working great.

Why not use it?

Well, why not use it because the pharmaceutical industry is pushing back.

You know what they're doing?

They're creating front groups.

They're fraudulent.

That's their MO.

They're just making up front groups.

Making up science and putting-

You know, Mothers Against Medical Marijuana, well no, it's Pfizer, and Merck, and Lilly,

against marijuana, because it's cutting into their business.

This story is going to continue getting more interesting.

We're following it, because we're involved in the Charlotte's Web business.

We've been watching it from day one.

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Demon's Souls Story | Part 1 (Chapters I-IV) - Duration: 52:18.

Brave soul, who fears not death. I shall guide you.

So that you may lull the Old One back to slumber.

Soul of the mind, key to life's ether. Soul of the lost, withdrawn from its vessel.

Let strength be granted, so the world might be mended. So the world might be mended.

This is the Nexus. It holds together the northern land of Boletaria.

Thou can'st not exit the Nexus, but each of the five archstones will connect thee to another node.

Well, you slipped through the fissure too, did you?

You came for Demon Souls? Or to save this land, and be remembered as a Hero?

That is why you came, is it not? To this accursed Boletaria.

Bah, it's all the same. You're just another prisoner of the Nexus.

We're welcome here as long as we keep slashing up Demons.

The Black-Robed Maiden of the Nexus looks after the flames.

She's a morose type, with eyes occluded by wax

She can control souls like no other.

Bring her the souls of men and Demons, and she will embolden your flesh and blood with their power.

But beware; do not devolve into a foul beast... Ha ha ha...

As for me? I am only here to tend to the flames.

I keep the candles lit and serve the brave Demon slayers who are trapped here.

I have always been here in this Nexus. I was here when the Old One awakened,

and I will be here when It rests once again.

The Monumental awaits thee, above. The Monumental will explain the Nexus to thee.

We have long await'd you, slayer of Demons.

Have you received assistance from the Candle Maiden? Yes, I see.

She is a prisoner of this Nexus. It is her duty to lull the Old One back to slumber.

That is why she helps those who hunt Demons, and that is why she has become a Demon herself...

We Monumentals, too, are trapped within this Nexus.

For we prevent your world from breaking apart at the seams.

There is something thou need'st to know.

In the distant past... Under a benevolent rule the world was unite'd, owing to the soul arts.

Until, a lust for power caus'd the awakening of the Old One.

Across the land seep'd a colourless Deep Fog, and the world faced extinction at the hands of the Demons.

Thanks be, we were able to lull the Old One back to Its slumber,

yet only after the loss of innumerable souls, and half the world, lost... eras'd by the fog.

In order to mend the fabric of what land still remained, we entrusted six elders with six precious Archstones.

One to the king of a small yet diligent land,

one to the king of the burrowers underground,

one to the wise queen of the great ivory tower,

one to the chieftain of lost and ill-fortuned souls,

one to the shaman of the tempest-worshipping shadowmen.

And the last to the great giants of the Northern Lands.

The Archstones were placed at nodes across the earth.

We contain'd the Old One inside this Nexus, and banned the soul arts.

Finally, we became Monumentals; half living sentinels of the fabric of reality.

However, man's memory of history is o'er short, and before long he repeated his mistakes.

The Monumentals perished, and the Archstones were long forgotten.

And the short-sighted King Allant once again aroused the Old One.

You must destroy all the Demons if you wish to be freed from the curse of the Nexus.

The Old One, without the Demons to feed its souls, will seek a new servant, and lure you to its bosom.

You must lull the Old One back to Its slumber, and seal it away for all eternity.

Now, go forth, and destroy every last Demon.

Have you met the last surviving Monumental? Those fools revived the Old One on a whim.

And now they've trapped us here, in the Nexus, in a desperate attempt to undo their mistake.

It's all a travesty, if you ask me.

I wonder how many others are in this Nexus? They are no different than I.

They traversed the foggy fissure with determination, but realised their powerlessness,

and became prisoners of the Nexus.

I'm Stockpile Thomas.

Sometimes I stop and wonder how I ended up in the Nexus in the first place.

When the Scourge came, I didn't know what hit me. I abandoned my wife and daughter,

and fled like a madman.

When I came to, I found myself here, in the Nexus.

That candle maiden cared for me during my first days in the Nexus.

She says very little, but has a kind heart.

She's just the age my young daughter would have been. The poor, poor girl...

I feel like I must do something in this time of crisis, but I am ignorant of the world beyond these walls.

I can't imagine what it takes to slay a Demon. If only I had that kind of strenght...

If only I could assist in this fight...

Hunting for Demons? Try one of the Archstones.

I think I just lost my nerve for this kind of thing...

Hello. What can I do for you? Care to look over the wares? Mostly stolen, but who's telling, eh?

Be you brave knight or depraved slave, the Demons will snatch your soul, then you'll go mad.

It is the end of Great Boletaria as we know it.

The King? He's gone mad like the rest of them.

Or perhaps he was mad in the first place. I can never tell with those eccentric royal oafs!

There's this skinny fellow, clad in fabulous armour, who is always mumbling about some mission.

He's another one who's managed to stay sane like yourself.

That was a bold jump! A surprise indeed!

Well, now that you are here, pray thee, fend off these dreglings.

My thanks for your brave rescue. I am Ostrava of Boletaria.

No matter how far I venture, only the soul starved remain.

Is there a single sane person left in Boletaria?

Now, I must go. There is something for me to take care of.

How did all of this happen? Father!

Hah hah hah, you've gone and died, have you?

If you die here in Boletaria, your soul is returned to the Nexus.

You lose all the precious souls you've obtained.

Going to just give up? That's what I did. Do you think that you are somehow special?

Well, you've found yourself a Demon's Soul, have you? I'm impressed... Yes, indeed I am.

Stay the path, and you will soon be a monster yourself! Hah hah hah!

Can't you see you've fallen for their trap?

Hello again. Th-Th-That hairpin! That belongs to my daughter!

Then, she didn't make it after all... My dearest little baby... May she rest in peace...

Why didn't I protect my wife and daughter, even if it meant being slain by the Demons?

Would you mind giving up that hairpin? I'd like to have it in memory of my daughter.

Thank you, thank you so much!

Oh... It's not much, but please accept this as thanks.

Anyway, I feel that you should have it.

It will be happier in your hands.

What is the world like outside the Nexus?

With brave souls like you confronting these vile Demons,

perhaps it won't be long before things return to normal.

At least, that is what we are all praying for...

Here in Boletaria, we speak of the legend of The Two swords and the Last Hero.

The Last Hero is Old King Doran.

King Doran is the everlasting one, founder of Boletaria and protector of the Two Swords.

The Two Swords are Demonbrandt and Soulbrandt.

One sword banishes that which befouls man, and the other banishes man himself.

Hah hah, of course, only according to legend!

But in the dark state of our land, legends are all we can depend upon...

At its peak, Boletaria was a grand kingdom.

The king, his knights and his subjects were modest and plain, but also steadfast and compassionate.

King Allant led Boletaria with a round table of brave knights.

The royal Twin Fangs, Vallarfax and Biorr,

Alfred, the knight of the tower, Metas, the knight of the lance, and the brave tribesman,

Long Bow Oolan and his fearsome legions.

But look at what has become of us now! Boletaria is an abysmal mess.

I refuse to believe that this is what Father wished for our great land...

Vallarfax was lost and Biorr slipped through the fissure, never to be heard from again.

The Boletarian knights are no longer.

But perhaps our age will see the rise of new heroes, such as yourself.

Are you here to face the Demons?

If so, please free Sage Freke the Visionary from the dungeon of Latria.

Me? Without doubt, I made my best effort to save Sage Freke.

But I had not the strength. It is as simple as that.

Besides if I myself were captured, who would stand here and recruit rescuers?

Freke is a great sage who systemised the magic of the Soul arts to make it possible for human imitation.

He is on the verge of discovering something that will rival even the Demon Souls.

Just ensure that you rescue Sage Freke as quickly as possible.

Someone! Anyone! Let me out of here!

Please, help me!

Oh, human, are you? I am Freke.

I have been trapped here for ages. Perhaps you could help me get out of here?

I am a sage, and I can lend you my power in return.

Magnificent. I never expected to get out of there alive.

I thought my magic would give me an edge against these Demons, but how wrong I was...

I was defeated and captured by the golden elder beyond that dungeon.

Be aware of him. He has power over dark souls, those susceptible to madness and paranoia.

I have been enfeebled by my long imprisonment.

But I can still move my legs, and I can make it back to the Nexus.

Oh! You're an ordinary human, aren't you? Where do you call home?

Ah... Dear me, I shouldn't pry.

Perhaps you'd like something from my collection?

I was once the wife of royalty, and I have some nice things to show for it.

I wish to stay here, but I need souls to stay sane.

Surely you must understand this...

Before, there were many others trapped here.

But they went mad, and ventured above, of their own volition.

The Queen banished her depraved old husband from the land.

He returned in strange golden garb with foul Demons in tow.

They pillaged great Latria, land of the learned, and locked us in this dungeon.

Since then, they've been feeding off our souls...

Telling us over and over that if we go above, we will be granted redemption.

Hah. I know the truth. There exists no such thing.

The church goddess may die, but never for long.

And we are trapped below forever.

Hm... Hello, brave one.

I am Yurt, the Silent Chief.

Are you here to fight the Demons? If so, then help me escape this place.

I am on your side.

I will remember this.

Now I can go on with my work, and for that I must thank you.

I am certain we will meet again.

Oh... A warrior from afar, are you? Do you seek the power of God?

A miracle is a heavenly act, but spells are the acts of Demons, the work of soul arts.

They have similar effects, and yet, one is clearly evil, and the other is clearly good.

Magicians are mere servants of the Demons.

Saint Urbain is a true sage. He can hear the voice of God.

But that despondent disciple over there claims that he has fallen in a trap behind the altar.

I have sinned. I swore allegiance to Saint Urbain, but was of no use to him.

And now I have run away, and abandoned his Honourableness.

Oh, Honourable One, I hesitate to imagine your present state.

Deep within the darkness, where no light shall ever shine.

Will you continue to pray, even in such misery?

I swear that I will catch that blasted Hyena some day soon.

He fooled me, and kicked the Honourable One down a trap door behind the altar of a shrine.

He is a depraved, vile man, and he deserves no allies.

We intend to leave shortly for the altar, to rescue Saint Urbain.

I am afraid we may not meet again. Umbasa.

This shrine was used in a ghastly ritual by an ancient tribe.

This is where the ancient barbarians offered their honoured heroes to the winds.

To seek winds in life, and meet winds in death, that was the warriors code.

And all that's left here now is a fine pile of dust.

Have you been to the altar where sorcerers summon shadows?

Well, I think someone may be trapped in the lower cavity. I heard them praying for dear life.

Pity the poor fool.

Hmm... There's somebody I ought to warn you about. A fellow who lacks common decency.

They call him Patches the hyena. He's the kind of person who'd stab his mother in the back.

If you happen to spot him, you'll be doing us all a favour by putting him out of his misery.

Oh! The Demons haven't got to you, have they? Well, I'm in luck!

Pleased to meet you! Call me Patches.

You see that pit? It's filled with treasure, but I can't get to it myself.

Go on, have a look! I won't move a muscle until the treasure is safely in your hands.

Go on, get a little closer. Then we'll work out a way to fish it out. Heh heh heh heh.

Heh heh, don't hold it against me, eh?

Take your time starving to death; then I'll sell every last trinket off your corpse! Keh heh heh heh!

Heavens, did you fall for that little devil's trap?

Well, I did the same. He fooled me, and now I am stuck here.

The reverberations seem to suggest that we are connected to the outside.

But dark, fearsome souls stand between us and freedom.

But have no fear, God will cleanse us of evil.

Pray with me. Umbasa.

Where are you going? I have not finished yet!

What are you doing?

Did you cleanse the world of another dark soul today?

God has chosen you, and for that we are thankful. Umbasa.

Y-you. You... Hey look... I'm really sorry.

I really didn't attempt to fool you. It was just bad luck.

I no longer partake in the whole corpse-robbing thing.

Yeah... No, I'm completely free from my vice. My old Mother would be proud indeed!

You see that priest and his disciples over there?

They still don't trust me after that little... incident behind the altar.

Shouldn't they believe in forgiving and forgetting and all that?

Well, I have news for them. Praying has not put food in my mouth, nor anyone else's.

Oh, hello there! Thanks to you, I was able to seek refuge in this Nexus.

Now I stay here and pray, along with my disciples, for the heroes facing the Demons.

If you wish for benevolent protection in your fight against the demons, then bring me Demon Souls.

I will cleanse them, and perform a miracle with their power.

If you truly are a disciple, then you must have a talisman in God's image.

Heavenly miracles occur in Boletaria through the talismans.

It is God's way of telling us we must stand up to the Demons.

A Demon's Soul is a source of evil power.

King Allant was overcome by a lust for such power, and has placed Boletaria in her present predicament.

Old Freke and the candle maiden are no exception...

After the dark arts spread across the land, holy miracles were witnessed once again.

The will of God is clear. We must defeat the Demons, annul the curse of Boletaria,

and purge the evil magicians who manipulate those accursed souls. Umbasa.

Do you have a connection to the disciples?

Do not pay attention to them if they speak poorly of me and my magic.

Prayer is for the foolish, quaint, and soon-to-be dead.

And heaven forbid the day you find out what their so-called God really is...

Hmm... I have a proposal for you. Could you bring your Demon Souls to me?

As I determine more about the essence of the soul, I can teach you new magic.

The scourge of Boletaria has activated all souls, and energized all magic.

Perhaps, then, we should work to preserve this state of heightened reality?

No, no, heaven forbid. The Demons steal souls, and with them, our sanity.

I know of three human leaders who became Demons:

King Allant of Boletaria, Astraea of the Valley of Defilement, and the golden elder of Latria.

They have proven that humans can evolve to a higher state.

Such blasphemy must not be permitted.

Mm... Who goes there!

Hm? Who are you? Ahh, you killed that vile insect, and saved me, heh heh.

I am called Biorr, the elder of the Twin Fangs of Boletaria. I thank you.

You deserve a handsome reward. Only I have none! Gah hah hah hah!

I heard an odd piece of news from a merchant dregling...

He claims that the son of the King, Ariona, has come to Boletaria alone.

Ariona is a wise and kind soul, almost too kind;

he would not be safe in this accursed land without protection.

If you find Ariona, do look after him,

and tell him that Biorr of the Twin Fangs will look after His Highness.

Help! Help! Soul-starved soldiers are after me!

Please open this gate!

Oh lord, hurry, please!

Help me! I'll never make it! I'll be killed!

You saved my life. I am truly indebted to you.

I must go. My father, the King, awaits me just over there.

You've seen the lone stone tower that sprouts forth from the outer wall of Boletaria castle?

According to that spineless warden, a young sorceress is held prisoner there,

where she is subject to, um, all manner of untold acts in the name of purification.

Regrettably, I cannot find my way into that tower.

I'm going to sleep... Go on ahead...

What do you want with me?

There are no secrets here; only a tired, emaciated frame.

You... You came to... save me?

Thank you. No, I'm fine. With a little rest, I can soon walk.

You go on ahead. I do not wish to be a dead weight.

Ah, hello there!

You rescued the young sorceress from that tower!

I express my gratitude. There can be no excuse for such ill treatment of a young innocent.

How long will those vermin dishonour the King's good name?

The seditious claims that our Lord brought this scourge upon us-

-they are mere fabrications woven by jealous conspirators.

I'm certain of it, for there is no other explanation.

Our great King is a magnanimous leader. He is stolid, spirited, caring of his subjects.

He fought vigilantly against the vile and depraved.

My brother-in-arms, Vallarfax of the Twin Fangs, was a brave and mighty knight.

Unlike myself, he was the master of more than the sword, Vallarfax's mind was sharper than most scholars.

Dark times have befallen us. If our Lord, with the esteemed help of Vallarfax, could not prevent it...

Then no one could have.

That witch Yuria is quite a compelling woman.

She uses a different type of magic than I.

Hers is powered by emotion; a lesser type of miracle.

I wonder if it is related to her gender? I still have much to learn...

Hello again. You saved me from great agony.

I owe my life to you.

I am sorry, for I cannot offer proper thanks.

If you wish, however, I can teach you magic in trade for Demon souls.

But my witchcraft is of a dark nature, and arouses suspicions.

Why not try the magic of great Sage Freke?

It would honour me to assist one such as you, but... Are you sure?

Very well. I shall help you however I can.

I was branded a witch at a very young age, and since then, I have been persecuted as

a threat to human society.

I ventured through the fissure into Boletaria, but became trapped in the Nexus.

Then, the King's executioner, Miralda, chained me up inside that tower.

Although I never had ill-intentions, this black craft of mine is intrinsically evil.

Freke's magic stems from an understanding of the essence of the Demon soul,

while my witchcraft merely channels its energy.

If the Demon is cursed, so shall be the witchcraft.

There's a rumour that the silent chief Yurt has infiltrated Boletaria.

Yurt's a mercenary. Oh, he'd kill his own kin for the right price!

Now, I'm not a saint, but compared to Yurt I'm as saintly as they come.

I can see that you have killed in the past.

Perhaps a knight like you, would have an interest in my offer?

Hmm... What is it?

-You will be rewarded amply. -Ah...

Just think of it as an opportunity to extinguish a competitor.

Do we have an agreement?

Excellent. I'm relying on you...