Youtube daily report Sep 30 2017

Ruins search

There is a distortion of dimension at the end of the ruins, right?

The closer we come to it, the stronger monsters are. Keep up!

Be careful. We don't know what kind of monster would be there.

Rem, you are so kind. I might fall in love with you.

Don't be kidding. It will be dangerous.

I'm not kidding. I'm always serious!

C'mon. He's very slick.

By the way, what kind of relationship do you have with Kuja?

It's long story. In short, he caused war at my world Gaia.

Do you think he intends to do like so in this world as well?

I don't know. I want to figure out his intent.

Dark Knight

Where am I? Who am I?

Somebody came out from the distortion of dimension!

Is he human?... Isn't he enemy?

It's hard to distinguish full-armored people.

Who are you!?

You should tell your name before asking so.

I'm... Cecil, a knight of Baron. I don't know how I came here.

Oh, he talks diligently.

I sense "the will of light" from him!

It seems destiny that he showed up before us.

The will of light?... Destiny? Could you explain what you mean?

The space you passed through earlier is called distortion of dimension. It is bad thing which invades the world.

We travel to close the distortions in order to save the world.

I sense the will of light in you.

I'd like you to join us!

I... will save the world?...

It's natural confusion. But we need to do that.

You have potential power. You must use that for good purpose.

I'm dark knight who takes darkness. I'm far from light.

I'm not like you who have strong light.

Be confident. You can do.

Sorry... I don't have right to go with you.

The light shining to darkness

Are you guys alright!?

No problem. Were you fighting too?

I saw monsters came to attack you. I thought I must help you.

Thank you so much.

Because you were fighting, monsters were few. Thank you. It was helpful.

Did you came here alone? You don't have confident, but you are strong.

I'm glad that I was helpful. Then, see you again.

Wait.

Your avility is unique. I really want you to join us.

Thank you. You invite me again. But... I'm far from light.

Right heart makes both light and darkness own power.

What?...

I don't know about darkness, but you helped us. I don't think your heart is bad.

Even Your weapon is darkness, you have the will of light in you heart.

Heart... Is it okay for me to walk with you?...

You are the one who answer the question. What do you want to do?

Okay... I decided. If my dark-sword can help you, ...

I will go to save the world with you.

We welcome you! We got another reassuring member!

Both light and darkness are useful...

Would my sword bear light someday?...

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Taxi drivers in Cyprus

block the pedestrian crossing

so you don't go when it turns green. hmmm

very logical

what are you doing dude?

on the turn you asshole

what the fuck are you doing?

for fuck's sake

that's a visor dude, that's a visor

not this one

you don't give a fuck!

look at this parking dude..

Nicosia 101

fucking hell

what bus lanes? What priority for buses?

fuck it, the bus stops

people wait

and traffic becomes worse

of course

Rush hour in Nicosia, Cyprus

ladies and gentlemen, i have nothing else to say

i think you get it

moving on

come on you fat bastard!

Sammy boy!

Sammy, yes yes

ok

it's a red light..

they do whatever they want

Little scooter, will you enter?

i might not fit..

maybe a bit

this is something ladies and gents

we are making a bit of progress

traffic traffic

ah fuck

AH FUCK

i don't think there is

is a guy on a bike that complains more than me

but i am what i am

these are the..

..negatives if riding in Cyprus in the summer time

what to do

part of life

and this explains everything ladies and gents

look at a what happened here..

jesus christ

(fans turn on) i know my love, it's hot, i know

i'm hot too

but together we will make it, i promise

i know baby, i know

don't cry, i'm hot too

it will pass. it will pass

afternoon is on its way

ah there good people

in the panic

in the chaos of the city

there are the good people that let others pass

and the run a red light too, cool

there he is! sport rider!

look at what he's doing, he'll kill himself

i don't know if you saw, a Smart just passed by

it said "wing chun"

which is a martial art

i don't know how the smart comes in..

but i will let you make your own conclusions

cause i haven't made mine yet!

nice car lady

very nice car

classic

you're sleeping..

street racer wanna be 101

a loveley familly here, father and son

good to see

the guy on the first scooter thinks he is riding a chopper

awsome helmet, sons of anarchy

ladies and gents, i will show you a big mistake

that the mechanics at Honda made..

when making this bike

look here

ok? that's the problem

with the transalp, unfortunately

3-4 seconds is all you have

and then it wobles too much, and you fall

so

yep, that's a big problem

but if you hold the bars it's ok

look at this guy's driving..

whatever happens, happens

don't know if i've ever seen a Nissan Quashqai

learner car

cool

i like it, why not

don't talk on the phone dude

very unusuall phenomenon this

they are called clouds , we don't see them often in Cyprus

clear pass maam

be safe maam

sorry for my violation

nic, nice van man!

you're probably shitting yourself on the roundabout

i know cause i was in your position when i was learning how to drive

nice bike

KTM

125 or 300, nice

whose a good boy!

generally scooters are fine for traffic, i've noticed

should i trade you in for a scooter?

should i?

fuck that!

no way, you accommodate me fully!

dude, that was close!

holy shit

look at this. He can open a bike shop on his own!

ah, taxi driver, taxi driver!

fucking hell

oh, you scratched it!

wtf is happening today, you're stressing us out!

what's happening?

the tree will fall..

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Enver Hoxha sharpened his sword,

once again for the challenge!

This is the sword that soars above the heads,

of all the enemies around the world!

Long live Enver Hoxha!

Live as long as these mountains and rocks!

You raised high, the eagle's voice!

You drew the entirety of our nation into the light!

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the drums and bagpipes are playing!

As Albania transforms into a bride,

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Long live Enver Hoxha!

Live as long as these mountains and rocks!

You raised the eagle's voice high!

You drew the entirety of our nation into the light!

Long live Enver Hoxha!

Live as long as these mountains and rocks!

You raised the eagle's voice high!

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Today when I looked in the mirror I saw no smile or motive to smile,

looking at my heart I do not see any love,

who to love or who to be loved.

My dear strangers or acquaintances who will read this text believe, I tried to all forms live,

I tried to smile, I had fun, I tried to make new ones. Friends, charity, set up a new hobby, seek a new life since mine already I was not satisfied.

All my efforts were worthless, I still lay my head on the my pillow at night without a least reason to want to wake up in the morning.

Make no mistake; I did not have difficulties, he had no betrayal until because I had no family.

Make no mistake; I did not go through needs, my only need is was a reason to live.

I was so rich, everyone envied my financial condition, they did not know I envied the simple smile they received. of the family when arriving home in the late afternoon.

Sorry if I meant myself in the past, is that at that moment my loves; I already consider myself dead.

I see myself in the best phase of my youth, my body is in its best state, firm, young, energetic.

I should have friends or pets, but how can someone convey love if that someone was never loved?

I remember my childhood I miss the my time of innocence, ball, kite, earth, mud, falling, weeping, laugh, scream, dirt, child.

I did not have a mere smile left.

The message that I bring to you loves, is to enjoy life more,

Enough to search by popularity, of ambition, of hypocrisy,

enough to do what I and millions more people we've done all our lives and we ended up forgetting to live.

But that even those claims being impossible, my loves, please, This is a last request from a dead man,

Try, just try.

And for those who have not understood until Now...

That was a suicide text.

"I feel so much pain in my psychological that I need to feel pain elsewhere (wrists) to get the attention out of my head."

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LEAKED: Lawrence O'Donnell Loses His Sh*t (VIDEO) - Duration: 14:24.

METEORITE HAS PUBLISHED A VIDEO OF AN MSNBC HOST LAWRENCE

O'DONNELL LOSING HIS PATIENCE WITH HIS CREW.

THIS WAS LEAKED, WHOEVER LEAKED IT IS A BAD ACTOR.

IT IS NOT COOL.

HE SHOULD NOT HAVE DONE IT.

BUT THE VIDEO WAS AWESOME.

I DEBATED WHETHER OR NOT WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT THIS,

ULTIMATELY I CAME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT WE SHOULD.

I LIKE THAT STANDARD.

IF SOMETHING IS TOO FUN, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?

I KNOW THAT SOME PEOPLE MIGHT LOOK AT THIS AS DAMAGING HIS

REPUTATION, NO.

I DON'T THINK IT'S THAT BIG OF A DEAL.

HE DID APOLOGIZE FOR IT VIA TWEET.

BUT LET'S GET TO IT.

LET'S GO TO THE FIRST CLIP.

WHAT IS GOING ON?

WHY AM I LOSING THIS?

WHY DON'T I HAVE

SOUND?

ALL RIGHT, IT IS BACK.

SOMEONE IS PRESSING BUTTONS AND TURNING MY SOUND OFF.

WHO WAS ASKING FOR A LABOR DAY RUN DOWN IN MY EAR?

HE IS NOT ON AIR, BUT THE CAMERAS ARE ALWAYS ROLLING.

WHEN I WAS AT MSNBC I WAS COGNIZANT OF THIS.

IT'S NOT THAT YOU FORGET, BUT STUFF IS GOING ON.

WITH ME, I GET HUNGRY BECAUSE I AM RUNNING THE WHOLE DAY SO I

WOULD BE EATING A BANANA OFF AIR AND I WOULD SAY I CAN'T WAIT

FOR THESE TAPES TO BE RELEASED ONE DAY.

SOMEONE HAS THOSE TAPES SOMEWHERE.

THAT IS WHAT I FEEL BAD FOR LAWRENCE HERE.

IF YOU HAVE NEVER HAD AN EAR PIECE IN YOUR EAR, IT IS SUPER

ANNOYING.

OF COURSE YOU GET USE TO IT.

ANA, HAS ONE RIGHT NOW.

YEAH.

WHEN SOMEONE IS TALKING IT IS FRUSTRATING.

IT IS TOO AMUSING AND I FEEL BAD.

IT IS GOOD, BUT IT GETS BETTER.

UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN YOU ARE DOING A LIVE SHOW, AND YOU DO A

LIVE SHOW WITH AN ESTABLISHMENT CABLE NEWS OUTLET.

THERE IS SO MUCH PRESSURE FOR EVERYTHING TO BE PERFECT.

JUST LET LOOSE.

I GET IT, THERE IS SOMETHING GOING ON IN YOUR EAR.

JUST BE HONEST WITH YOUR AUDIENCE AND MOVE ON.

BUT HE IS CONDITIONED TO FREAK OUT AS SOON AS THERE IS A TECH

ISSUE.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE NEXT ONE.

DAMMIT.

10 SECONDS.

THAT IS TO ANA'S POINT.

IS NOT JUST TO PICK ON LAWRENCE HE WAS OBVIOUSLY HAVING A BAD

DAY.

BUT BECAUSE TV IS SO FAKE.

IT IS EXACTLY WHAT O'REILLY DID.

IT IS OKAY.

AT THE TOP OF THE SHOW ANNA TOLD SOMEONE TO TURN ON THE MONITOR.

IT IS OKAY.

EVERYONE JUST BRING IT DOWN AND BE HUMAN FOR A SECOND.

EVEN THE ANGER MAKES YOU MORE HUMAN.

I KNOW HE LOSES IT, BUT THIS DID NOT MAKE ME DISLIKE HIM.

IT JUST SHOWED HIS HUMAN SIDE AND YOU NEVER SEE THE HUMAN

SIDE OF PEOPLE.

IT MADE ME APPRECIATE HIM AS A HUMAN.

WE ALL HAVE OUR MELTDOWNS, IT IS NOT THE END.

AND TRAGEDY ñ AND INTO THAT TRAGEDY TODAY STEPS THE

PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

THERE IS INSANITY IN THE CONTROL ROOM TONIGHT.

I'M GOING TO USE THAT LINE FROM NOW ON.

THERE IS INSANITY IN THE CONTROL ROOM TONIGHT.

HIS COMMENTS GET BETTER.

NEXT ONE.

SOMEONE IN THE CONTROL ROOM IS OUT OF CONTROL.

I WANT THAT WENT ON THE SOUNDBOARD AS WELL.

HE HAS NOW LOST IT AND IS UPSET.

HIS EAR PIECE IS STILL NOT FUNCTIONING PROPERLY AND

SOMEONE TRIES TO HELP THEM.

HERE IS HIS REACTION.

WHO HAD BEEN MISSING SINCE SUNDAY MORNING ñ

YOU HAVE INSANITY IN MY EAR PIECE.

DON'T LEAVE IT THERE.

IT IS NOT MY EARPIECE, IT IS SOMEONE TALKING ON OUR LINES.

FUCK.

FUCKING OUT OF CONTROL SHIT.

DO IT ON AIR IT'LL BE MORE FUN.

DO IT LIVE.

NOW THERE IS AN ISSUE WITH CONSTRUCTION HAPPENING IN THE

BUILDING.

AND CENK HAS EXPERIENCED THIS AND ALSO LOST HIS PATIENCE.

IT BROUGHT BACK MEMORIES.

TAKE A LOOK.

STOP THE HAMMERING.

STOP THE HAMMERING OUT THERE.

WHO HAS A HAMMER?

WHERE IS IT?

WHERE IS THE HAMMER?

GO UP ON THE OTHER FLOOR, SOME OF YOU GO UP THERE AND STOP

THE HAMMERING.

STOP THE HAMMERING.

I WILL GO DOWN TO THE GOT THEM FOR MYSELF AND STOP IT.

GET THE GOT DAMN COMMERCIAL BREAK GOING.

CALL FUCKING PHIL GRIFFIN, I DON'T CARE WHO THE FUCK YOU

HAVE TO CALL.

STOP THE HAMMERING.

EMPTY OUT THE GOT THEM CONTROL ROOM AND FIND OUT WHAT IS GOING

ON THAT IT IS EITHER THERE OR THERE, ARE OUT THERE SOMEWHERE.

IT'S EITHER NORTH OR SOUTH OR EAST OR WEST.

YOU ARE RIGHT, ALMOST EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED TO ME.

I KNOW HE IS HAVING A HARD TIME NOW AND YES WE ARE LAUGHING.

IT IS OKAY, YOU WILL LOVE ONE DAY TOO.

I DIDN'T DO IT ON

AIR BUT IT WAS LITERALLY DRILLING IN THE ROOM ABOVE OUR

HEADS WHEN WE WERE ON AIR AMERICA AT THE TIME.

I GOT ON THE PHONE WITH THE LANDLORD AND I LET IT RIP.

I'VE NEVER HEARD CENK LOSE HIS TEMPER LIKE THAT.

AND YOU GUYS HAVE SEEN HIM LOSE HIS TEMPER ON THE SHOW, BUT IT

WAS SCARY.

IT GOT REAL QUIET IN THE OFFICE.

ON THIS ONE, PROBABLY THE REASON IT GOT LEAKED IS

BECAUSE SOMEONE DID NOT FEEL GOOD ABOUT BEING YELLED AT.

THEY ARE PROBABLY FURIOUSLY TRYING TO FIND OUT WHO THAT IS

RIGHT NOW AS WE SPEAK.

IT WOULD AT LEAST APPEAR THAT HE WAS MUNCHING DOWN, AND THAT IS

THE NO-NO.

WHEN I WAS YELLING AT THE LANDLORD I WAS PUNCHING UP.

I WASN'T RANDOMLY PICKING A PERSON IN THE CONTROL ROOM.

AGAIN, IN HIS DEFENSE, HE IS SUPER FRUSTRATING AND THIS THING

IS CONSTANT IN HIS EAR AND NO ONE IS MAKING IT STOP.

I'M NOT MAKING IT UP, THERE ACTUALLY IS HAMMERING IN MY

EAR, CAN SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP.

WE SHOULD PUT THAT ON THE SOUNDBOARD TWO ñ

SOMEBODY CALL FUCKING PHIL GRIFFIN.

I DON'T KNOW WHY I BOTHER TO SAY HOW WE CUT THE SLOTS WHEN

YOU DON'T DO IT?

I DON'T KNOW WHY ñ SO NOW I HAVE TO CHASE

THOSE STUPID GOD DAMN ENTRAILS THAT YOU ALLOWED HIM TO STICK

OUT THERE.

JESUS CHRIST, CRAZY FUCKING SOUND COMING IN MY EAR.

THIS FUCKING STUPID HAMMERING.

I TOLD YOU WHY I WANTED THOSE FUCKING WORDS CUT.

IT JUST FUCKING SUCKS.

IT FUCKING SUCKS TO BE OUT HERE WITH THIS OUT OF CONTROL SHIT.

ANY FUCKING THINKING COME IN MY EAR AT ANY MOMENT.

THAT'S WHAT I KNOW.

ANYBODY CAN GET INTO MY FUCKING EAR AT ANYTIME.

SOME WOMAN TALKING ABOUT WHAT WE ARE DOING AFTER THE SHOW.

FUCKING GUESS FACES COMING UP IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING SCRIPT.

DUDE, I'M SO HAPPY WE DON'T HAVE TELEPROMPTERS.

YOU BECOME A SLAVE TO THAT SCRIPT.

YOU BECOME SO CONDITIONED TO READ FROM A TELEPROMPTER THAT

YOU FORGET HOW TO BE A HUMAN AND JUST TALK ABOUT THE NEWS LIKE

A HUMAN.

BY THE WAY, THIS IS NOT HIS FAULT, THAT IS JUST THE MODEL

OF TELEVISION NEWS.

THAT IS WHAT YOU LEARN IN JOURNALISM SCHOOL.

YOU LEARN HOW TO OPERATE A FUCKING TELEPROMPTER.

IT NOT ONLY DISCONNECTS YOU FROM THE TOPIC YOU ARE TALKING

ABOUT, IT DISCONNECTS YOU FROM THE AUDIENCE.

IT IS IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO LAUGH

WHEN HE SAYS ALL THESE THINGS

COMING IN MY EAR.

IT REMINDED ME OF THE STAR TREK WHERE THE ALIEN BUGS GO INSIDE

THEIR EARS.

BUT IT IS A METAPHOR FOR OVERLY PRODUCED TELEVISION.

WHERE THERE ARE ALL THESE DIFFERENT PEOPLE SPEAKING TO

YOU ABOUT WHAT YOU SHOULD SAY.

THEY THINK IT IS WELL PUT TOGETHER, BUT IT IS OVERLY

PRODUCED.

ALL OF THIS IS FUN AND GAMES.

I HAVE THROWN PENS BEFORE, WHATEVER.

WE HAVE ALL HAD BAD DAYS.

BUT IT IS NOT ALLOWED ON TV.

EVERYTHING HAS TO BE PERFECT.

BUT IT IS MANICURED IN A WAY THAT IS SO ARTIFICIAL, WE ARE

VOMITING THE FAKENESS.

IN FACT WHEN I TALK TO PEOPLE ON THE STREET ABOUT WHY THEY WATCH

US, THEY ALL SAY YOU ARE REAL AND GENUINE.

ONE OF THEM JUST SET IN NEW YORK, IT MADE ME REALIZE IN

HINDSIGHT HOW MUCH THEY ARE ACTING ON TV.

LAWRENCE I KNOW A LITTLE BIT, HE IS A REALLY SMART GUY, AND

OFTENTIMES A FUN GUY.

HE IS HAVING A BAD DAY THERE.

FOR ME IT IS NOT PERSONAL AT ALL, I LIKE HIM.

THAT IS WHY I CALL MOST OF THE PEOPLE ON TV NEWS ACTORS, NOT

NEWS ANCHORS.

BECAUSE SOMEONE IS MESSING WITH THE SCRIPT.

THAT IS WHY HE IS FRUSTRATED IN THE FIRST PLACE.

THAT'S NOT TO SAY THAT HE COULDN'T BE A NEWS ANCHOR.

HE IS A SMART GUY, I JUST FEEL LIKE I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE

REPERCUSSIONS WOULD BE IF HE

DECIDED TO SAY FUCK THE SCRIPT.

I DON'T KNOW IF THERE WOULD BE CONSEQUENCES FOR THAT?

THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES.

I WAS LITERALLY IN THAT SAME SEAT.

THIS IS REALLY INTERESTING, WE WILL TALK MORE ABOUT THIS IN

THE POST GAME.

BUT REAL QUICK I REMEMBER FIRST OF ALL WHEN I WAS COMING ON

RIGHT AFTER OBAMA HAD GIVEN A SPEECH ABOUT THE EGYPTIAN

REVOLUTION.

IMMEDIATELY THEY WERE COMING IN MY EAR SAYING DON'T KEEP IT

REAL.

I WILL TELL YOU THE FULL STORY.

THAT WAS A LITERAL THING THAT WAS SAID TO ME.

AT THAT POINT I WAS DOING PROMPTERLESS FOR 10 YEARS.

LET ME GO PROMPTERLESS.

IT WASN'T THAT THEY WANTED IT PERFECTLY PRODUCED.

THAT WAS A

HUGE PART OF THE EQUATION, BUT WHEN YOU REALLY PEELED IT BACK,

IT WAS BECAUSE MANAGEMENT READS THE SCRIPTS AHEAD OF TIME.

YEAH, THEY WANT TO CONTROL IT.

THAT'S RIGHT.

SO THE REASON THEY HAVE A PROMPTER IS THAT YOU

THAT YOU DON'T SAY ANYTHING OFF MESSAGE LIKE AGAINST AN

ADVERTISER, AGAINST POLITICIANS, THAT HASN'T BEEN PREVETTED

AND THAT'S THE REAL PROBLEM OF TELEVISION.

YEAH.

REAL QUICK, LAWRENCE O'DONNELL DID APOLOGIZE FOR

THIS.

HE SAID, A BETTER ANCHORMAN AND A BETTER PERSON

WOULD HAVE HAD A BETTER REACTION TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES.

I'M SORRY.

THAT'S A GREAT APOLOGY.

IT IS A GREAT APOLOGY.

I THINK IT'S A GREAT APOLOGY HAD HE BEEN THIS CRAZY TYRANT.

I THINK HE WENT A LITTLE TOO FAR.

YOUR FINE.

IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY.

BUT IT DOESN'T FEEL THAT WAY.

I'M SURE HE'S GETTING A TON OF

HEAT AND EVERYONE'S MAKING FUN OF HIM ONLINE AND SO, YEAH.

FEELS REALLY BAD.

ANOTHER THING I'LL TELL YOU IN THE POST GAME.

ONE TIME I GOT MY SISTER IN A LOT OF TROUBLE AND I SAID ONE

DAY WE'LL LAUGH ABOUT THIS AND SHE SAID, WE'LL NEVER LAUGH

ABOUT

THIS.

I THINK THAT'S PROBABLY WHAT LAWRENCE IS FEELING TODAY.

RIGHT.

BUT THAT'S NOT TRUE.

ONE DAY YOU WILL LAUGH ABOUT IT.

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Colbert Meltdown Leaks: Stephen's Uncensored Late Show Rant Exposed - Duration: 4:12.

THING IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THIS, YET ANOTHER PUBLIC MELTDOWN

TAKING PLACE ACROSS AMERICA.

I'M TALKING ABOUT THE LEAKED VIDEO OF MSNBC ANCHOR AND SMUG

MANNEQUIN, LAWRENCE O'DONNELL.

THIS WEEK, SOME FOOTAGE WAS LEAKED OF LAWRENCE GETTING A

LITTLE TESTY DURING A TAPING.

>> BUT HE DID BRING A HAT, A HAT THAT IS FOR SALE.

>> 15 SECONDS.

>> WHAT'S GOING ON?

WHY AM I LOSING THIS?

WHY DON'T I HAVE SOUND?

WHO'S ASKING FOR A LABOR DAY RUNDOWN IN MY EAR?

>> 20 SECONDS.

>> (BLEEP).

DAMN IT.

>> 10 SECONDS.

>> THERE'S INSANITY IN THE CONTROL ROOM TONIGHT.

SOMEONE IN THAT CONTROL ROOM IS OUT OF CONTROL.

( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: WOW!

HE WENT FROM ZERO TO "DAD ON DAY THREE OF ROADTRIP" LIKE THAT.

( LAUGHTER ) AND WITH O'DONNELL ALREADY

FURIOUS ABOUT THE TALKING IN HIS EAR, THE CREW PICKED A BAD TIME

TO START RENOVATING THE STUDIO.

>> COMING UP: IS DONALD TRUMP GOING TO BE CALLED TO TESTIFY TO

CONGRESS?

MICHAEL ITZKOFF HAS THE LATEST ON THAT.

STOP THE HAMMERING.

STOP THE HAMMERING OUT THERE.

WHO'S GOT A HAMMER?

WHERE IS IT?

WHERE'S THE HAMMER?

IS IT ON THE-- GO UP ON THE OTHER FLOOR.

SOMEBODY GO UP THERE AND STOP THE HAMMERING.

STOP THE HAMMERING!

I'LL GO DOWN THERE TO THE GOD (BLEEP) FLOOR MYSELF AND

STOP IT.

>> Stephen: FOLKS, I GOT TO SAY, WHILE THE FOOTAGE IS NOT

FLATTERING, AS A BROADCASTER, I REALLY FEEL FOR LAWRENCE IN THAT

CLIP.

HOSTING A TELEVISION SHOW IS EXTREMELY STRESSFUL AND THESE

GUYS KNOW IT IS HARD TO DO WITH ANY DISTRACTION.

♪ ♪ ♪ >> Jon: YEAH.

YEAH.

( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: THANK YOU, JON.

I'M GLAD YOU AGREE.

♪ ♪ ♪ THANK YOU.

THIS CAN HAPPEN TO THE BEST OF US.

I HAD A MELTDOWN OF MY OWN RECENTLY.

SO THAT'S WHY, IN SOLIDARITY WITH LAWRENCE O'DONNELL AND JUST

TO GET AHEAD OF THE STORY BEFORE IT BREAKS, I'M RELEASING MY OWN

TAPE.

ALSO, MR. PRESIDENT, WHAT'S THE CAPITAL OF NAMBIA ANYWAY,

COVFEFE?

WHAT'S HAPPENING IN MY EARPIECE?

SOMEONE'S HITTING BUTTONS IN MY EARPIECE.

WHY IS A WOMAN TALKING ABOUT CHRISTMAS IN MY EARPIECE RIGHT

NOW.

SHE'S LITERALLY DESCRIBING CHRISTMAS TRADITIONS.

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?

(BLEEP) AND THAT'S WHY HE SHOULD BE BROUGHT-- GREAT (BLEEP).

THIS WOMAN IS BACK IN MY EAR.

NOW SHE'S RINGING SLEIGH BELLS AND RECITING "THE 12 DAYS OF

CHRISTMAS."

♪ GOLDEN RINGS ♪ DAMN IT!

( LAUGHTER ) WHO'S DRILLING?

WHERE'S THE DRILLING-- ( LAUGHTER )

WHERE'S THE DRILLING COMING FROM?

STOP THE DRILLING!

STOP IT!

I'LL STOP THE DRILLING MYSELF!

WHERE IS THE DRILLING!

I'LL COME THERE MYSELF AND STOP THE DRILLING!

I'VE GOT YOUR POWER TOOL RIGHT HERE?

WAIT!

IS THAT A HORSE?

WHERE'S MY CHAIR?

( APPLAUSE ) WHO TOLD YOU-- I TOLD YOU

(BLEEP) AMATEURS NO HORSES IN HERE.

( LAUGHTER ) AARRGGH!

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The Human Mail Challenge is Stupid - Duration: 11:48.

Oh my God :(

(Civ 5 background music)

I'm so hungry. :(

I'm tired. :(

I'm lonely. :(

I haven't showered in 10 days. (clean boi)

*wtf*

I haven't made a video in almost three weeks.

Hila is gone. For those of you that don't know, she went to Israel to meet with her family.

All she left me with was Cheerios MULTIGRAIN?!

She knows that I only eat chocolate Cheerios, I don't eat multigrain!

How am I supposed to cultivate FUPA with this shit?

*signature Ethan cough* (extended cut)

We just moved to a new house.

Don't even have a laptop!

This is all - all I have is a phone

And I'm just... I just miss my wife man.

I'm walking around in a diaper, do you understand how humiliating this is?

I don't even use the toilet, the plumbing's not turned on yet.

I don't know, I don't know. What am I supposed to call the city?

Oh, my water doesn't turn on!

Can you please turn on my water so I could use the toilet?

There's been a piece of shit floating in the toilet for like three weeks since she left.

There's two toilets in the house and each one's got a...

Like, shit floating in it, and piss.

And I have to change my own diaper.

So I'm just thinking here, sitting here by myself.

I'm wondering: "how do I get to Hila as fast as possible?"

And frankly I'm getting afraid she's not gonna come back.

So I need to do some research,

and figure out how- what's the fastest way to get there so I can beg her,

"Please come home, I need my diaper changed".

Let me do a little research:

[TYPING NOISES] "how to mail myself"

All right, let me check the options here...

Clearly a lot of breasts. This is no time to jerk my ding-dong though,

Clearly I've had plenty of time to do that.

This guy apparently mailed himself from the UK to France. That's international!

Oh shit. This is a pretty good lead. This is (unintelligible) here: "Kill 'em"

Apparently this guy put himself in a box, and he- and he put him...threw himself in the sea...

...and sailed in a box from the UK to France

Holy smokes! You're telling me this is possible

This has four million views.

All these guys are shipping themselves in containers this whole time

And I'm sitting here... this might actually work! Let me watch this guy's video!

KILL EM: "Yo, it's ye boy Kill 'Em, and welcome to today's video!"

Ethan: Dude I already trust this guy completely.

I've never seen somebody shout and whisper at the same time.

KILL EM: "Welcome to today's video!"

Ethan: Dude, you know this guy has the most badass Minecraft sex dungeon role-playing server.

KILL EM: I'm just in the DIY shop right now

I'm just walking around with so- these huge boxes

And I just like come up with this idea:

Human mail challenge, part 2.

The first time, I mailed myself in a box via the postal system to my own house

This time, I'm gonna be shipping myself in the sea and see where I end up

This is the biggest box that they do

Don't know if I'm gonna fit in...

I can't fit in

So my idea is to buy 2 of them

Lad's gf: (unintelligible) with the last box

Lad: Yeah, I had to make my own in the last one too

Ethan: But essentially, he's doing like a message in the bottle meme, like an SOS

except instead of finding like a note from a sailor...

It'll just be a drowned corpse full of piss and shit. That sounds good. I think Hila would enjoy that a lot.

We're gonna get some screws in there

and this should be big enough for me to squeeze in

We'll go to the beach, get in this thing,

Just go out to sea and see where we go

Ethan: sounds like David Attenborough's, like, grandson that dropped out of high school to make YouTube videos

KILL EM: Just go out to sea and see where we go

David Attenborough: It's one animal that I don't need to sneak up on.

This extraordinary creature is half blind, half deaf,

And this is just about as fast as it can move.

KILL EM: So the reason I've chose Dover is because there's lots of countries around

You got like, France, Belgium, the Netherlands, all around this area

So if anything bad does actually happen,

Say, I drift too far away

We've got countries at the other side that I can land on

All right, so I've got my GoPro. We've set up

Ohhhhhh 😏

Oh God

Lad's gf: Oh God I'm actually in the water

Jesus Christ

So duct tape all the way around it

And I ducted taped them holes as you told me to

Ethan: One of my problems with YouTube with this kind of, like, "kids content", is like

They present it like it's real, and it's obviously not and I think it's kind of a dangerous idea

for kids to be like yeah, I can- I can jump in a plastic tub, and

throw myself in the ocean and wrap it in duct tape.

That is like a guaranteed death. A horrible death. It's the same kind of thing with kissing pranks.

It's like, it's not real.

And basically all you're doing is sending out fleets of sexual

harassers to go try to play a "quick game for a quick kiss", right?

And now this guy...

He does seem like a sweet guy, but he's essentially Killin' Em™

I pray to God that no clueless kid out there casts himself into the ocean because I promise you will die a horrible death

Can you imagine the very thought of...

... somebody actually duct-taping that those pieces together is so horrifyingly dangerous

I'm having panic attacks just watching this.

At the bottom of his description, he has written:

"family-friendly PG clean"

I wonder what's more PG: this video, or one that has like a fraction of a percent chance of your child...

... actually dying as a result of watching it

For pizza's sake! For Papa John's sake man!

Just tell em it's not real, dude

I mean he even goes as far to say "I mailed myself in a box at sea and landed in France?!

[echoed] NOT CLICKBAIT!

This is real, I swear!

If you don't believe me go try it yourself!

Killin' Em™!

*Signature Ethan cough*

Lad: I can't see any leaks here

We're all good to go, so I'm gonna push the rope through

Yeah. And that's it, gone. We're free.

*Horrible acting* This is scary. This is scary. Oh God.

There's not really much I can film I mean it's just me in here

I'm actually wearing the adult diapers right now

There it is

The adult nappies things

I can actually like do my business in the under layer, rip that out

And then I've got a fresh layer doing my business in that, rip that out

I actually needa wee, I drank so much

So I'm gonna put these

Adult diapers, D I A P E R S or nappies, whatever, to the test.

This is gross as hell

Here we go

*Echoing lad* Adult diapers or nappies

Cause I don't know how long I'm gonna be in there

Michael Rosen: *pop* Noice

Oh God hehehehe

It is so nice but so awkward at the same time

*adult diapers and a very inspiring message for us all*

Michael Rosen: *inspiring pop* Noice

*adult diapers and a very inspiring message for us all*

Planet Earth narrator: This extraordinary creature is half blind

Half deaf, and this is just about as fast as it can move

diapers, that's

Lad: *Horrible acting* Really boring really boring nothing for me to show you it's just really really boring in here

Planet Earth narrator: It's one animal that I don't need to sneak up on

*Noice and d i a p e r s *

Ethan: Even if this is true, the guy's saying himself, it's really boring. He's literally just sitting in a tub for 17 minutes. He's sitting in a tub

I feel like a boat ride would be more exciting

Do a little Titanic and catch a little wind, fall in love...

Even for an eight year old, I'm- this is stretching my limit of disbelief

The guy's literally shitting his pants for 17 minutes in a small tub

How is this entertaining to four million people?

*lad crying about a fake challenge with best acting I have ever seen in my life*

I can't believe I'm alive

Aaaaand best acting in a YouTube poop and piss porn fetish category goes toooooo:

Guy: and the Oscar goes to...

"a d u l t d i a p e r s"

*ecstatic applause*

Lad: Hey, hope you've enjoyed this video, I'm never doing anything like this again, cuz it is stupid as hell

Please, I think this deserves a like, leave a comment-

Ethan: Guys if anything please this deserves a like.

One like equals one drowned kid who tried this at home. Please how many likes can we get on this video

I need at least a mini Holocaust. Mini Holocaust = two million likes

Please, can we get one full child Holocaust? Six million likes please

Well this clearly is not a good option for me

But you know what there's one thing that I've got

That I think hila's gonna come home for and I honestly don't know why I'm worrying so much

You know why I'm sure Hila's coming home?

This is why

*elektro* juicy ass that's a-that's a juicy ass *Hila: "yeah"*

* woo hoo it getting hot in here*

Lad: uuuuugh

Oh God imuh put that away

Ethan's thicccccc *jerkin my ding dong*

You're not thicc

But you're married to a thicc bitch, so it's a kind of a compliment to you.

*thiccc ass music*

*outro music starts to play*

Well I may not be able to ship myself to Hila, but thank God, I've got this Dollar Shave Club

starter kit to get me on my way

For five bucks! I can barely hold all this great stuff

One hefty girthy razor 😫 😉

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Perfect 💦

*outro music* 🍕PAPA BLESS🍕

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Alabama Votes for Trumpism Without Trump: The Daily Show - Duration: 9:49.

Let's get to our big story tonight--

the race that's been dominating Alabama.

No, not white people. I mean the senate race.

(laughter)

There's been an open seat

since former Senator Jeff Sessions had

to vacate his tree house to move to The White House.

-(laughter) -So yesterday,

Alabama Republicans went to the polls

to choose between two candidates--

Roy Moore, former Alabama Chief Justice,

and Luther Strange,

the six foot, nine former attorney general.

Now, the reason

a Republican primary race became national news is the same reason

everything becomes national news--

-Mango Unchained got involved. -(laughter)

We need each and every one of you to get a friend,

go out, get a family member, get the whole family

and bring them out to vote for Big Luther.

Did people call you "Big Luther" before you met Trump?

-Yeah. -You know, I brand people.

I just saw him. I said, "He's Big Luther."

And that's cool.

-Wow. What a genius. -(laughter)

He just saw the big guy, and he was like,

-"He's big. Oh, man." -(laughter)

You got to hand it to Trump. He knows nicknames. Wow.

Big Luther, Little Marco, Crooked Hillary.

You know, sometimes I wish he'd just give me a nickname.

Although I know it'll probably be

(imitating Trump): "Black Trevor."

-(laughter) -Uh... no. I mean, think about it. Think about it.

He never gives a nickname to black people,

'cause you know it's the first thing that comes to his mind.

That's how he choses a name.

"These are my dear friends, Black Omarosa--

"sorry-- and Black Ben Carson.

"If only there was something else that defined you guys,

"I would use it. I would use it.

I don't... Urban-- how about that? Urban."

(laughter)

Now Trump liked Luther, not just because he's big,

but because Luther told Trump

that he would vote with him on health care.

And loyalty is the most important thing to Trump.

Well, loyalty and pretend driving trucks

-on The White House lawn. -(laughter)

And now you'd think that an Alabama Republican race

with Donald Trump endorsing one of the candidates

isn't even a race, right?

Because that guy is just going to plow over everyone else.

What makes the story different is that everyone

on Trump's team was supporting the other guy.

MAN: Moore had a constellation

of anti-establishment conservative stars behind him,

including Sara Palin, Chuck Norris

and the president's former chief strategist Steve Bannon.

-You can go on. Huckabee. -True.

Sebastian Gorka's behind him.

MAN: Brexit leader Nigel Farage.

Dr. Ben Carson,

a member of President Trump's cabinet,

offering his support of Moore.

I'm here as a private citizen today,

not as the CEO of the campaign.

I haven't worn this jacket since we were on the campaign.

-I came to you unshaven, unkempt... -(cheering)

...in this old bomber jacket,

exactly as I was on the campaign.

Unshaven and unkempt?

I love that Bannon treats one campaign rally

-as an excuse to totally let himself go. -(laughter)

"I'm here to campaign, which is why my thighs are covered

in untreated bed sores! Yeah! Yeah!"

And by the way, Steve Bannon's the only person

who looks like he's wearing a leather jacket

even when he isn't. He just has that look to him.

-(laughter) -So this was a crazy twist.

President Trump endorsed one candidate,

and then, the human haggis, Steve Bannon,

and deplorables endorsed the other.

And last night,

Alabama Republicans chose which endorsement they preferred.

♪ ♪

Roy Moore has won the Alabama senate Republican primary

over Senator Luther Strange.

Wow.

Trump's man, Luther Strange, lost.

-Yeah, and he lost big. -(laughter)

-It was a big loss. -(laughter)

You see, what I like to do is brand losses.

That's what I do. I give them nicknames.

Big loss.

-(applause and cheering) -Thought of it myself.

So, yeah, unfortunately for Donald Trump,

his supporters didn't vote for the guy he wanted them to.

And, uh, he handled this defeat

as graciously as he handles everything in life.

Breaking news about just how upset the president is

at one of his biggest political feats to date.

Sources tell CNN

the president went to bed embarrassed and pissed.

Their words.

You know, this is what I love about the English language.

You can hear the same thing two completely different ways.

Because what I heard was,

"Donald Trump went to bed embarrassed...

and pissed."

(imitating Trump sobbing and urinating)

(laughter, applause)

Oh, and-and this... this is not a joke.

Donald Trump was so humiliated

he even deleted a bunch of his tweets

where he told people to vote for Luther Strange.

I-I know this is a small thing,

but in a weird way, it's big thing.

Like, I would want a president smart enough

to know that just because you delete the tweets

doesn't mean that they're gone, right?

If someone went up to Trump and went, "Got your nose,"

I'm afraid he'd be like, "My nose! My nose!

My nose!"

So, Roy Moore won the Alabama Republican race,

which means he will almost certainly be

the next senator from Alabama.

And that would mean that his decisions

could affect the entire country.

So we may as well get to know

America's potentially newest senator.

Former Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore

is a hero to the religious right.

As Chief Justice of the Alabama Supreme Court,

Moore defied a court order

to remove a monument to the Ten Commandments

inside the Supreme Court building.

This is someone who's referred to Islam

as a fake religion.

In 2006 he opposed Keith Ellison

taking the oath of office in Congress on the Quran.

That's right! It was founded on rock and roll.

(imitates guitar riff)

♪ Wow! ♪

(cheering, applause)

Actually... actually, sorry.

It was founded on a bunch of Indian graveyards.

And rock and roll.

(imitates guitar riff)

Oh, and, of course, racism.

Just this week was accused of racially insensitive remarks.

He has also said in the past that President Obama,

he doesn't think was born in this country.

I mean, I get saying

we've got blacks and whites fighting,

but reds and yellows?

Is he running some kind of fight club for M&M's?

What's going on here, man?

So, Roy Moore has some interesting views

on religion and race.

But that's only the beginning.

You see, getting to know this man

is like peeling an onion.

The deeper you go, the more you want to cry.

I want to work our military strong again.

I want it freed from political correctness

and social experimentation,

like transgender troops in our bathroom.

Do you think that homosexual...

homosexuality or homosexual conduct

should be illegal today?

-That's a yes or no question. -Homosexual conduct...

-Should be? -should be illegal.

Do you know that bestiality,

the relationship between man and beast,

is prohibited in every state? Do you know that?

Did I ask you about having sex with a cow?

No, you didn't, but...

Or a horse, or a dog?

(audience groaning)

Okay, if you ever have to bring up bestiality

to win an argument, you've already lost.

The only thing you're proving

is that you shouldn't be left alone on a farm.

That's it.

I also bet that that reporter never thought

he'd ever have to ask the question,

"Did I ask you about having sex with a cow?

Is that what I asked you about?"

But, yes, that's Roy Moore.

And you might be thinking,

"Trevor, didn't Trump win either way?"

Even if his guy didn't win,

Roy Moore sounds exactly like a Trump kind of guy.

You know, defying the law,

unrefined views on race,

uses religion to justify his bigotry-- which is true.

But one of the most important things

that happened during this race

and the reason Trump is so humiliated

is that he asked his supporters to vote for someone,

and, instead, they voted for his opponent.

Which is weird.

And what was weird is they said

that they did it in Trump's name.

When you walk in that voting booth tomorrow,

a vote for Judge Roy Moore

is a vote for Donald J. Trump.

Now, I don't know if you see what just happened there,

but this is like what happened to Bernie Sanders last year.

Remember, he said to his voters, "Vote for Hillary."

And then a lot of them went, "No! We're with Bernie!"

And he said, "Yeah, I'm Bernie.

I'm telling you to vote for Hillary."

And they were like, "That's not what Bernie would do.

"Sit down, old man.

We're with Bernie. Yeah!"

It's weird. And thanks to the race in Alabama,

for the first time we're seeing that Trumpism can exist

without Trump, which is terrifying.

Because now it means that even once Trump

is out of the picture, his ideology, like his tweets,

won't be so easy to delete.

For more infomation >> Alabama Votes for Trumpism Without Trump: The Daily Show - Duration: 9:49.

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It's Time to Pay Back Puerto Rico: The Daily Show - Duration: 8:05.

In the past few weeks, we've seen a multitude of hurricanes

hitting the Caribbean and the U.S.

And though the storms have moved on,

millions are still dealing with the effects.

We turn next here to the catastrophic damage

in Puerto Rico, home to 3.5 million American citizens.

Hurricane Maria, the worst storm to batter that island

in nearly a century.

REPORTER: All over the U.S. territory,

these American citizens are struggling to survive.

No running water, gas is scarce,

and they could be without power for months.

That's right. Due to Hurricane Maria,

much of Puerto Rico has no running water,

limited gas, and no power.

And although having no power may be okay for Democrats,

it's not okay for an island full of people, all right?

And since-since Puerto Rico is a part of the United States

and its citizens are American citizens,

the man they are looking to for answers

is, unfortunately, President Trump.

And the good news is,

the good news is he knows where Puerto Rico is.

We've gotten A-pluses on Texas and on Florida

and, uh, we will also on Puerto Rico.

But the difference is this is an island

sitting in the middle of an ocean.

And it's a big ocean.

It's a very big ocean.

(laughter)

It-it is a big ocean. Yeah? Yeah?

You know what? I know it seems like

President Trump doesn't know what he's speaking about,

but that's just because he doesn't know how to speak.

You see, the essence of what he's trying to say is true,

and that is, compared to states on the mainland,

it's harder to get help to Puerto Rico.

That is what he meant to say. You know what I'm thinking?

Instead of stressing ourselves, we should just accept

that Trump cannot speak English, okay?

And from now on, we just get him a translator

like we do for foreign leaders.

We've got an A plus...

MAN (translating): While states such as Texas

and Florida are easily accessible,

there are vast logistical difficulties

in delivering essential supplies and services

to an island approximately 1,000 miles

from the U.S. mainland.

You see? Presidential. Presidential.

Now, look, the truth is President Trump's response

to this disaster hasn't been perfect.

He tweeted some (bleep) about Puerto Rico.

He wasn't quick to get rid off the Jones Act,

but... but he hasn't been the only reason

that Puerto Rico is struggling right now.

Because as it turns out,

there are at least some emergency supplies

that are reaching Puerto Rico.

The problem is, once they reach the island,

there's another issue.

WOMAN: Supplies have arrived,

but they're not getting delivered

to the three point four million American citizens on the island.

MAN: More than 3,000 shipping containers are sitting

at the Port of San Juan.

In these containers, we have medicines, there's water.

MAN: The governor, Ricardo Rossello, told us

there's a shortage of truck drivers

to deliver the essentials.

If you want to help drive a truck here in Puerto Rico,

here's a number the governor's office just gave me.

Well, wait. Wait a second.

Puerto Rico just needs some truck drivers?

Maybe Trump can help after all, huh?

-(laughter) -Come on!

He spent his whole presidency learning to drive trucks.

Finally it paid off! Yeah!

Yeah, and you guys thought he wasn't being presidential.

-That was practice. -(laughter)

Now I know this isn't a popular phrase on this show,

but in Donald Trump's defense...

"Boo! Boo!"

"Aah, tweet, tweet, Trevor. Aah!"

"Centrist shill!"

"Tweet, tweet. Boo!"

Thank you.

-In his... in his defense... -(laughter)

...the federal government is responding to the crisis.

America's military is boosting its efforts to help Puerto Rico.

FEMA is asking for military vehicles

to clear roads and bring in supplies.

10,000 responders, more than four and a half million meals,

four point six million liters of water, and they're working

to reopen some of the necessary airfields and access.

In addition to FEMA and the Department of Homeland Security,

the Army Corps of Engineers is now in Puerto Rico

working on restoring the electrical grid there.

And the Navy is sending their floating hospital,

the Comfort, which should arrive next week.

Man, you've got to be impressed

with how much the U.S. military can do,

especially the part about having a hospital on a ship.

That is amazing, right,

unless you're suffering from seasickness.

Then they can't really help you.

Like, they're the problem and the solution at the same time.

"Take this. Now you're sick. Take this. Now you're sick.

This is not going anywhere."

Uh, could-could there be more help? Sure.

One thing that isn't helping is

that nearly half of Americans, though, don't even realize

that Puerto Rico is a part of the U.S.

And that matters, because Americans who know

Puerto Ricans are U.S. citizens are twice as likely

to support the federal government sending them aid,

which is a raw deal for Puerto Ricans,

if you think about it, right?

Imagine if half of your family didn't know

that you were a part of their family.

-(laughter) -That would suck.

I think there's a term for it, actually.

It's called "Tiffany Syndrome," and it's not fair.

-(laughter and groaning) -It really isn't fair.

Just half of them don't know.

And if...

And as if that wasn't enough,

there's another thing that is working against Puerto Rico.

The mayor of San Juan, Puerto Rico is now begging for help,

but many there feel like they're just getting overlooked.

Some experts say donor fatigue is a real thing here.

So many people jumped in

to help after hurricanes Harvey and Irma.

They say, people are now feeling hopeless,

like their donations aren't really making a difference.

That's right. One of the saddest things is,

people are not giving aid to Puerto Rico

the way they did for Texas and Florida,

because they're suffering from donor fatigue.

And I'm sure we can all understand the feeling.

It's probably happened to you. I know it's happened to me.

You know, on a day you walk by a homeless person on the street,

and you go like, "You know what? I'm feeling generous."

You look in your wallet, you're like,

"I'm giving them everything. Everything.

"I've got 50 bucks in my wallet. Take it all. Yeah!"

And then you turn the corner and there's another homeless guy,

he's like, "Hey," and you're like, "Aw, man. Okay, uh...

"you should have seen me earlier.

"I gave... you... like...

"Wow, if we go back, maybe we can try...

"Aw, man, maybe we can split it...

All right, I'm sorry, man." And you have to move on.

And I know people don't want to do it, but it's how we feel.

And look, people, I know it feels like

that there's a new hurricane every week.

The truth is, though, everyone still needs to help.

Right? And it's no excuse that we get fatigued

for letting Puerto Rico fall through the cracks.

And don't think of it as a donation.

Think of it as paying Puerto Rico back

for all they've given us.

"Despacito."

(laughter)

Lin-Manuel Miranda.

-(laughter, cheering) -Jennifer Lopez.

(whooping, applause)

Like, you realize if everyone who listened to "Despacito"

just gave one dollar to Puerto Rico, that's billions.

Billions. We just... That's all we should do.

If you've ever listened to "Despacito," give a dollar.

Yeah. If you're a fan of Hamilton...

-(applause, cheering) -Yeah. Yeah.

If you're a fan of Hamilton, give a dollar.

If you've ever fantasized about J.Lo,

give a dollar.

Yeah. And you know what?

Fine, I'll be the first to admit, fine, okay,

J.Lo, fine, I will give my dollar. There.

There we go. I have fantasized. There you go.

-(laughter) -So... All right, fine,

maybe it was more than one time.

-(laughter) -But the point is...

Okay, fine, you know what, I'll write a check,

'cause I can't afford to just keep giving out dollars here.

Mr. Trevor Lopez.

There you go.

The point-- don't judge me. We've all fantasized about J.Lo.

She's amazing, okay?

-(applause) -Triple threat.

But look, the truth is, for those of you at home,

if you can donate, no matter how small it is, please try.

Go to one of these worthy charities.

Your fellow Americans could use the help.