That's pretty scary all those teeth anyway it's enough dead dinosaur what do
I do there go away bugger off oh look a nice
little character it's like a hobbit but fat
hello mr. Franklin I mean well you hey how you how you doing ah this is like a
bus but slow Roberts in the face now my personal best time because if I go up
against the AI I'm probably gonna just run off a cliff and get killed as we're
all off go and pass the first corner and something rather something rather I
don't know how to commentate this rally driving school thingy and he's rolled it
over ready rolled it off and the navigators a bit stoned by the looks of
it why the windscreen wipers going the navigators working really hard not to
get carsick reading the map there we go we got a broken front windscreen he's
reading out what looks to be algebra well record
slowest speed ever yeah that's a bit right these traction controls are really
slowing down in here he goes slides just does some weeding on the outside of the
track there backfire from the exhaust it's always good to see a bit of fire on
the track not like a bushfire there terrible
oh no he's put the front wheel he goes up in the air at ease get it yep he's
dead he's dead twice today that's two lots of paperwork to fill out and then
he starts rolling down a hill hang on he just went over the inside Andy's rolled
it over again there he goes is off again yep cross your arms because you're
afraid you might die although he's died twice and it looks like we're across the
line what's that dear doing I have nothing to do with that what what's
going on Wow if I get attacked by a crocodile when
I'm doing like a dip in the pond just to get clean it's not my fault
I'm just looking out my window ah it's a lovely beautiful day what's this what's
this Pelican carrying a body welcome back to goat simulator everywhere now
I'm in a tree because the creature that I am today is not actually a goat it's
pretty scary Oh yep we're a dinosaur we walking on away
or oh hang on we've gone now this is the best dinosaur
or bike riding dinosaur on the planet do a handbrake II oops didn't want to jump
like that okay come on oh we fell off he's waving goodbye or
big long straight that's not a straight there's a bend in it let's go let's do
Germany see how Germany goes in the last year 37 before the car rusts which means
we're going to be speedy left six long through dip Oh No ow my spleen
Oh mr. co-driver Francis do you have a headache oh okay we have a severe
problem I named at that because it's well not
just because it's similar to Jurassic Park but probably also because it's
going to be pretty tragic hello t-rex just collided with him at a
hundred cocinero and it's just like yeah no I'm not lunch mister Gallimimus I
almost ran over a velociraptor oh this is the most fun aspect of the game so
far let's go over here can i handbrake he into one of these things no that
didn't work well that cars dead nevermind I'll just
go back and get one of the other cars you wouldn't believe the amount of
paperwork I'd have to fill out if you drowned
welcome to happy wheels everyone hang on I've even finished my intro you can't
just do that to me now um help oh there goes someone oh come on
do it come on Oh so what was coupon my own lawnmower okay we're doing that
again well oh sorry baby head bicycle oh go back to me the beer is terrible Oh
dinosaurs and the Sun looks like a giant egg we're stuck oh well
hang on oh bugger Segway girl hmm very helpful sound effects I don't think I
need the sound effects to tell that I died this human down here is in trouble
how do we help him out we just kick him up to the ceiling sorry interesting
dance moves oops I can jump higher than you what do
you think it is crash test dummy Center area 69 okay that's exactly how
motorbikes work Steve how many times do I have to tell you you can't do that get
to the choppa Oh we'll get cupcake mmm I remember when I make cupcakes when I was
younger all of the icing I just eat and none of it went on the cake that's the
fastest you've moved to all your life ah suck on that mission fire who left the
area I was just trying to get the helicopter to go let's just try and get
the helicopter so we could shoot the things but no because the helicopter was
parked in the swimming pool we're going for a burn I'm professional sprinter I
won the the Olympics once not very nice of you cannons by God Jack and Jill went
down the hill to get a boiled egg why is he bleeding so much
Oh his hand came off
we did it son well um I I didn't warn you about that I'm sorry we sorry oh
sorry about the pottery don't worry Antiques Roadshow don't even like that
anymore that's not how you drive a car and I don't recommend anyone try it cuz
you'll either get arrested or dead my car is covered in blood but don't worry
it's not mine I'm gonna go down we're gonna slide down the hill sideways yeah
I agree with you split into a bajillion bits and pieces as you can see as you
can see there whoa I am Nuggets well that was guts and glory again oh we
did it Oh leaving everywhere don't worry I
don't have to clean that up well driver is truck has abandoned the
car always wear your seatbelt is he gonna get back up yes he is no he's not
hang on hang on let's give him a bit of it let's give
him another chance come on come when you can get up no well he's not getting up
then as we see here the t-rex are walking into what appears to be flames
they look like moons of Saturn uh-oh welcome back to dirt rally today I'm in
Finland I think I don't know how to pronounce the name of the track and I'm
in a Peugeot which is probably the worst life decision I'll ever make but anyway
let's see if I can improve on last time which didn't go well oh it's like
Daytona remember that time when I ran at Daytona yep that's exactly what happened
at Daytona ok we're almost at the finish
they goes ahead keep your arms inside the vehicle at all times madam what I
guess there's no point anymore Wow
don't worry family this is the best family holiday we've been on it's the
most exciting one oh it's better than when we went to Italy just to look at
some pizza ok dragon with your army of dogs what you just
you just kill like oh oh no this is not good it's not good okay 67 is backhand
the whole lot of them titanoboa vs. Yeti that funds this is like an arc whenever
you walk somewhere there's a titanoboas somewhere and it comes out of nowhere
and eats you and you die we have a computer that's explosive I can jump
you can't stop running sideways and backwards you drunk compy sack on that
never underestimate a tiny little reptilian green lizard never I am about
to get hit to death by a dude with a giant pointed stick where's my magic
pony gone Oh Daisy my magic pony you're back go away you're useless slide down
the pyramid on my feet this is like surfing you shall not pass fine hello
there virus actually Boris isn't a Roman name Maximus no Biggus Dickus
sorry about that I lightly tapped that boy and he just jumps headfirst into it
what and then he jumps off oh maybe I should go rescue him it'd be fine
say hello to my little friend and they go plunk there we go plank and you can
get picked up by someone who enjoys a bit of seafood a fisherman perhaps and
this one can get a special ritual and be trapped on the fire I must crouch in a
swamp the the actual reason to why this person is currently crouching in the
swamp is because he's taking a pee why else would the water be this color
iffy if no one takes away in it I don't know you asking the wrong person mate
anyway that's it for 2017 tell me what you thought of the video with the like
tis like or comment lever yeah and in that comment tell me what your favorite
random bit was if you have any if any of them actually made any sense to you
whatsoever and I guess that'll be it and I'll see you next year hopefully
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