Hi, and welcome to our Tea Party. I was recently in the supermarket and saw some
distinctively non-tea flavored teas for the holidays and I thought I would have
to try them and since this is the season of sharing, what better way to experience it than with
the people I have forced to be in this video.
introductions: Hi I'm Randi, and I'm scared.
Hi I'm Hill, and I'm less scared.
So let's see what we have-
*slam*
-Oh
*groans* what are we doing?
You've decided to join us, have you?
What-what are you doin? Tea? Tea party?
Oh, okay Join us for our Tea Party. okay okay okay
Hi
Hi!
Hi
Say you're name. Oh, Cliff. Oh, hi
So first off we have gingersnap tea- sorry ginger snappy... s
"Ginger Snappish snappy ginger herb tea with lemon." "Caffeine free all-natural"
Randi- I have my doubts on that.
Hill- It's like a listing that you see on Amazon trying to get all the keywords. It's like you have to put 'ginger'
and 'snap' in there at least three times.
We have "The Eggnoggi'n and egg-...*struggles*
"EGGceptional..."
*laugh*
"Winter Tea" also "all natural"
Randi- Why is "TEA"in all caps?
Is that like "Tea"TM? Like it MIGHT be a tea, buuuuut...?
And we have "Peppermint Bark: Minty Chocolate Herb Tea" which is also
"caffeine free", in case you want to drink it before bed, and "all-natural".
*Hill mutters to himself*- oh god that makes no sense...
Randi- There's a badger on this...
There IS a badger. Cliff- That makes it better.
Adele- Because it's bark!
*groans from all* Randi- WHAT?!
Hill- You know...?
Hill- WHAT are we IN for?! Adele- All right but which one's going to be the worst?
Hill- It's gotta be the eggnog, right?
Cliff- Peppermint, all day peppermint bark Adele- That's kinda what I'm thinking.
Hill- But they HAVE peppermint tea.
Randi- But who puts LEMON in the ginger tea?!
Adele- Yeah, good question.
SO show of hands, who thinks Ginger Snapish is gonna be the worst?
Randi- I mean, I hate ginger anyway so...
Hill- All you folks at home make sure you raise your hands too.
We also have "Peppermint Bark" so who thinks"Peppermint Bark"'s gonna be the worst?
Cliff- All day Adele- Yeah, for sure.
*Adele mutters to herself*- oops don't break the illusion.
"Eggnog'n", Who thinks "Eggnog'n"? Hill- It's gonna be the worst it's gonna be the worst
It's probably pretty bad. Randi? I don't think- Oh you're "Snappish" Randi- I don't really like eggnog either, sooo
It's gonna be an experience. Let's start with the "Ginger Snapish"
Hill- Alright. Cliff- Very, very ISH
Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy
The first ingredient is "Lemon Grass"
WHAT?!
Randi- *offscreen* eww
Cliff- The FIRST ingredient IS "lemon grass".
Adele- "Lemon grass-" This is GINGER TEA, right?!
(supposedly)
*reads ingredients*
"Lemon verbena?"
Randi- Oh god, lo licorice.
Adele- *Reading package in background*
Cliff- Oh I can smell it from- OOH
Cliff- Get it away.
Hill- Gotta wake you up in the morning.
Cliff- I'm not sober enough for this.
Adele & Rand- Ok, 4 minutes.
Cliff- #@&%
*Laugh*
Hill- Alright 4 minutes.
Adele- It smells like incense! Randi- You're gonna drink incense Congrats.
"Remove bag, but no squeezing please"
Cliff- Don't squeeze the Charmin!
Adele- Why would you do that! It said, specifically with a 'PLEASE', NOT to squeeze it Randi!
Hill- It was very polite!"
Adele- Oooh there it goes.
Randi- I'm not doin' it.
Cliff- Can I squeeze it with my pinkies? Adele- I guess, if you're pinkies are already out...
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are out that's why everything wrote this knows real bad infant which I don't know
how many times I've really felt like drinking infants like potpourri yes I'm
doing I mean sweet lemon in some rice off there's three ingredients of lemon
in there these are the expert
congratulations he'll play mother he poured out the
patina how much how much water how much work I know
we're gonna make it better or worse I think we should do all do it at once all
right gentlemen pinkies up thank you sir what
what do you how do you do it Randy but the pinkie in you barbarians all right
guys take your sandwich
it's 11:00 tea with lemon really hmm there is no ginger in that oh yeah might
be a good time to say I'm not a tea person at the best of times I do all tea
that's what she's our tea expert committee but I wasn't is it or is it
more maybe if I break the rules oh no oh man there's a gingerbread though it's
it's pretty ginger a baby all you have to do to get the ginger is go against
what they say on squeeze right through your mouth be a rebel we do it together
to do that for every single one of these now take them all oh god don't cremate
it worse rephrase it didn't the lemon brings out the ginger and then it just
tastes like oh my gosh we probably shouldn't oh that's my chemistry there's
a punishment shot
it just doesn't help nothing else okay so nothing helps
but maybe me bottoms up I'll watch you guys that actually wasn't at the crown
health in Benson yeah in the ground helped him there was cream in there and
okay oh I'm telling you Bissell liquor in it brings up 11 it
kills the genome it kills the ginger and brings on the winner please please tea
party responsible model whatever models
that might be better than so far okay cuz yours up next there were more votes
for a peppermint as the work so next eggnog
we hope our tea delights and green teas natural flavor with other natural
flavors and cinnamon okay what is other natural flavors yeah bounded by the
smell it smells like a scented candle what's sent you no not yet smelling it
here you can squeeze my Linh you're not I've been waiting all my life for those
where it's said I'll save this for you thank you
things over all right Cheers you know cheers I better leave good luck
no aftertaste it tastes like drinking Wolverine needs need potpourri in that
and we speak to operating his work now I was holding my breath little bit numbers
that helped I'm sure it did squeeze it squeeze the fun out of it yeah man
you're just like a crap ton of whipped cream and it's just like that film that
builds up in your yes it's that combined with the like cardboard it's apparently
that film that that ends up in your mouth that's natural eggnog flavor all
right I don't think lies to me I'm not putting cream in it because I'm pretty
sure I might end up with liquor and
sugar actually weirdly nothing proves the smell very very clearly it tastes
like nothing with Africa so we don't Oh Oh were you in for a treat
how many works again yeah
Oh God now it's potpourri with cream and sugar
it's empty kids anybody was wondering yeah I'm not that bright no I prove that
I'm drinking it okay so I have backwards change from you
guys apparently cuz cream I'm just like oh now actually doing this seriously
well okay color comparison maybe that one yeah I'm a little heavier you're
okay crime didn't help
yeah never does taste it tastes exactly like that but I think a whipped cream
top Democrat it doesn't help it still has that after taste like whiskey in
them I wouldn't think adding cream helps its egg nog it's fuckin creamy our last
one is peppermint bark minty chocolate herb tea so yeah
miss five minutes seconds I got crap to do minutes urkesh it's happy free you
guys there she smells like peppermint bark you say it smells like like pepper
feels like the weird fake chocolates that you have yeah smells like
peppermint bark has been stored in cardboard in a basement for like a year
yeah and it was a bunch of chocolates would have been sent with some scented
soap oh no chocolates tasted food will be
smelled like perfume soap wrote it can't wait to watch you squeeze that in your
mouth yeah it's gonna be so we've got peppermint chicory rose hips low fat
alkalized cocoa powders chicory it's what you put in coffee in Louisiana
oh not have words like that using my household sir licorice root natural
chocolate flavors with other natural flavors they're in the Metro flavors
again and selection Oh lecithin sorry this is the darkest tea
I've ever seen oh don't worry I can fix that
looks like coffee it's it smells like a spa yeah just yes I got to be honest
this one's the most I'm afraid I'm afraid to turn this based on snow
especially art how does it smell burnt because those are the natural chocolate
flavors
all right are we done steeping I mean it's pretty dark I don't know if it's
gonna you know it's like coffee it's just even trust me all right
all right Cheers
it doesn't taste like anything axalta peppermint aftertaste why is my mouth
some fresh it's like eucalyptus it's it's very much just drink a cough drop
yeah it's more like it's it's the worst up front
really cuz I get it it's not bad at front and then it gets worse and then
the peppermint kind of cleans it out it's not terrible at the end usually
call chocolate it's definitely better than the oh yeah yeah like I mean it's
not new sir some very strange stages like first ones really taste like
anything good said it's kind of sweet middle rounds note on the end it's just
like I think of all the t's we've had I could have another cup of this
yeah probably like this is good if I had to have another cup of Andy yeah let's
let's do the important test yeah so the color of this reminds me of dip spit no
there's a very specific it's kind of it has this kind of greenish around the
edges and a weird it's it looks like sugary if you pour it if you're poor
enough coke at the end of the night and you pour one out and it just it's
good good again there good good are going at that if you grab a coke can it
hasn't colorings no but in your face oh no sure I mean that's so much worse yeah
I'm sugar making anyway sugar makes it taste like sugar free spearmint gum oh
really it's so on yeah it's not good
how does it how did you make it taste sugar free oh you shouldn't have my milk
in that okay it did not leak I'm not doing no it's good it's gonna taste like
peppermint schnapps and at that point and that's not okay am I wrong
like I couldn't taste the it could just be that I've been drinking
just the mint for a while and I got used to it but I swear
cut the mint almost down another that's crazy
the the cream and sugar helped alot really yeah I feel like the premium
sugar helped a lot this is I I generally don't drink tea but this actually makes
me want a peppermint tea doesn't mean we want this tea but it makes me want a
peppermint tea because that's actually not terrible
we got tap we we do have peppermint tea alright so there is still oh the pain
the pain
alright but okay so worst absolutely the eggnog 100 I know I
overall angry like this is worth some front-end and the eggnog is worse than
the backend overall the eggnogs worse angry the eggnog was absolutely the most
offensive yeah
from offensive to least offensive its egg nog tea how could it not be the
worst do if you were thinking you add cream to eggnog tea it would be fine
right or was he so that didn't help it no I did not so for most disgusting to
least disgusting disgusting it goes eggnog gingersnap peppermint bark
I'm gonna have to tried mixing them yet
put them all in the pot yes yes so we're waiting on this terrible this to happen
epilogue all three teas this will be all three teas mixed together because she
hates us this wasn't my idea what are you a man what are these two Blaine I'm
gonna blame both of you I think blame should be shared that is so safe do you
want pass out scones so we have a palate cleanser always I think we're gonna so
the other question questions which one is going to be the most prominent
definitely gonna be just a muddled mess with a peppermint probably just the
peppermint aggregates with it the nothingness amidgett you ran out there
by now five minutes now wow you're so eager she wants to be over the game
another minute math so coming into this hungry might have been a terrible idea
because now I'm a little nauseous and this would probably finish it up so
everybody's got their palate cleanser all I'm shortbread cookies yummy YUM
all right drama queen all right
or just like the tea bags in okay because it's really gonna improve it to
take the tea bags up you want to describe this color but it's actually
not terrible it's just looks like teeth dehydrated urine I'd say Oh looks like
yeah Jasmine alright so what was your reaction to the snow Oh chlorinated
dirty dirty ghetto cool see you know how I said I was feeling nauseous
yeah let's look all right boys and girls clothes who won
Merry Christmas Kwanzaa a Festivus for the rest of us Sam Lane he's amazing Jim
we will probably be dead after this okay Cheers
I think what time is dead because I really can't taste it yeah it's it's not
good they don't cancel I don't know it's not good it's not good but it's not like
it's lemon and peppermint so it's a lemon pepper no I mean it really
actually can't taste it no it really isn't
there's nothing that jumps out to me yeah a little bit of the peppermint I
think my tongue has gone numb in like self-defense the gingers swell up a
little bit in the middle and then the peppermint hits you and then all just
dies yeah I it smells horrid don't give I would call
this hopes and dreams because they just die if I couldn't if I couldn't smell it
- do you know what see I think I was just drinking like hot water like I
really do it I think my tongue has given up I think it's not great the hot water
but have you ever heard straight hot water it's not pleasant I did that
earlier this evening because we're drinking herbal tea Pleasant you'd be
like like filtered hot water and or like la hot water dead i ginger kelly water
straight our regular basis I don't work with human beings and that's why your
tongue is dead down I guess maybe the authentic Megerian me act please like
because I'm not a tea person to me it's like a visual reality I know that's the
point it's so that kind of slightly some people your app you're adding sugar yeah
hmm you know it just kind of tastes like tea to me with just a little bit of
lemon and a little bit of peppermint I feel like Sophie's the word we used to
describe anything that's got florals with no flavor to back it up I made it
over half milk in Econ tasted like eggnog huh there's more it really did
bring the eggnog out I mean a lot of a lot
yeah anything out because I have to do it so thanks for joining us yeah
please don't like this please well I don't I don't know I'd have to I
don't wanna please don't like so I've seen more
flavours in the supermarket no you may not do them you know what you can change
our minds on that comes up and likes it sweet Christmas we do please I think
we're done we say the mix was the where does it land is there any I think that
sums it up thank you so much for joining us thank you for joining us
you smell nice happy holiday mmm and to do sure to try to give your friends
something a little better than these
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