*Muffled voices beyond the door* PRESLEY: I understand that, all I'm saying
is I don't think we do all that much sleeping so a pillow just kind of seems like overkill.
(SESH: Urgh! Pres! Can we just drop this already, please!) It'll get destroyed!
Fine, dropping it.
So? What do you think?
This is the new place?
No, I just thought it'd be more fun if we broke into the neighbour's house firs- Yes!
This is it, this is the new place.
Watch it.
What?
I haven't even said anything yet!
Ha! "Yet".
SESH: Wha- I mean- PRESLEY: I just can't believe…
SESH: It is a bit cramped isn't it?
PRESLEY: Oh, "cramped"? "Cramped" is it? SESH: Ok, ok, well maybe not "cramped"
PRESLEY: I'm the one who's on AirBnB trying to find search options for like SESH: I'm sorry. No. You're right,
PRESLEY: concrete basements and soundproofed walls SESH: that may be the wrong word. It's just… I don't know.
PRESLEY: after YOU demolished the last place! SESH: Me! Oh, come on.
PRESLEY: And so now I'M probably on some, like, serial killer watch list, SESH: *sighs and grumbles into pillow*
PRESLEY: so at least you could appreciate that I found some place with some life, and colour, SESH: No, I know, I know. I'm sorry!
SESH: I'm sorry, alright. PRESLEY: and some like vavavoom.
*laughs* What?
"Vavavoom"?
Yes! Voom! It has voom.
*Still laughing* Ok. Yep. Sure. Very... Very "voom".
Yes, thank you.
*Muttering* Yeah, thanks, that's great.
He's got plenty of time to get here.
Hm?
Nix. He's got yonks before sundown, he'll be here.
SESH: Yeah, no, I know. I wasn't worried.
And besides, it's New Year's Eve, so he's going to be missing out on, like,
PRESLEY: staying up late and getting smashed, and really cool parties SESH: Seems irresponsible
and fireworks, and hanging out with his family and friends so he may as well do that now.
We're his friends!
Yeah, but we're his werewolf friends, he HAS to like us because he's locked in a bunker with us every month.
It's like co-workers; if you're trapped with them it doesn't count.
Tonight's the first night of the full moon.
He should be here.
The earlier the better.
I mean, he might have trouble finding his way to the new address.
Wait, so you get bit once - by some Thing - and then suddenly you don't deserve to celebrate the holidays anymore?
YOU bit me!
In the 3rd grade because you didn't want to share your Lego.
Yep, but we're not talking about You, we're talking about metaphorical, amorphous lycanthrope 'You's the world over.
Why should we have to live life any differently than we already do?
"I am not an animal!"
Mm, you kind of are.
What do you think my New Year's resolution should be?
I'm trying to make, like, an aesthetic mood board for tumblr.
Aren't you leaving that decision a little late?
Yeah, but I'm thinking something about planning ahead.
OR! Consistency.
I think they're all about consistency, I think that's the whole point of a resolution.
NIX: Hey, how is everyone? SESH: About time. PRESLEY: Wait, seriously?
SESH: Yeah, you're resolved to keep something up. NIX: What do you mean "about time?" We've got ages.
SESH: That's why it's a bad decision NIX: I'd have come earlier but I had a friend thing.
SESH: if you decide on a one off thing. PRESLEY: Aha! Ah! "Friend thing", what'd I say!
What?
Presley's deciding on a New Year's resolution.
PRESLEY: I've been doing the resolution thing wrong for forever, apparently. NIX: Yeah, no, I got that bit. I'm just a little bit confused about the "friend thing"..?
Oh, apparently we don't, um, we don't count as your real friends because you're stuck with us.
Aww! You guys! You absolutely count!
PRESLEY: I'm not buying that at all. SESH: He doesn't appreciate us at all.
I could never get into the whole resolution thing.
PRESLEY: I just can't believe that I go to all this trouble of finding us a new bunker
after you two destroyed the last one (SESH: Ok, we really have no evidence about this.)
and now I find out that you don't even think of us as your friends.
Yeah.
New digs!
How good's that!
She's very proud.
It has vavoom.
So this is it, hey?
Little bit cramped, isn't it.
*Presley screams into pillow*
*Laughing* Wh- Why would you bring a pillow to werewolf camp?
That's a silly choice.
*Spooky Groove Theme Music*
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