Monday, December 18, 2017

Youtube daily report Dec 18 2017

Yes, as you've probably figured out because of the Christmas Carol, my hat, or the title...

This is a Christmas Video!

Christmas, NO Halloween!

It is dedicated to all people who want to play guitar from scratch.

And for people who want to learn a Christmas carol and play for the family this holidays.

Do you wanna learn it?

No more...

I am Santa... em... sorry... I am Pablo Romero Luis an this is Learn Music n' Guitar

I gonna explain this Christmas Carol like this was your first day

To play it, you need to learn five notes: c, d, e, f and g.

Where this five notes sound in the guitar?

C is in fret 1 string 2

D in in string 2 and fret 3

E in in string 1 and fret 0, I mean: open, no need for any fret

F in in string 1 and fret 1, and G in

Just as baseline I am gonna show tablature too.

In the tab staff there are six lines.

The two lines above represent strings 1 and 2.

We are gonna have numbers in this lines.

If you see a number 1, I mean I want you to put your finger in fret 1. And if you see a number 3

for example, you have to play fret 3.

Lets start. Look out, the beginning its super easy

First string open.

Again.

And now... e, g, c, d, e.

I am gonna stop a little bit here for more explanation.

This two bars, third and fourth are: e, first string open; g first string

third fret; c, second string first fret; d, second string third fret, and e,

first string open.

A little bit faster: e, g, c, d, e...

Tip: play each fret with a different finger.

Lets try fret 1 with finger 1, and fret 3 with finger 3.

Play with me!

E, g, c, d, e...

Ok, try again several times til you got it and continue in the next line.

We will continue with f, first string fret 1.

And we do: f, f, f, f; and: f, e, e, e How's that?

Look out the first bar: four f, and the next one a f and three e

And continue at bar 7.

E, d, d, e, d, g...

Go on!

Thats like the beginning.

The same.

Now go for bar 13

Like bar 5: f, f, f, f; f, e, e, e.

The final it's different.

g, g, f, d, string 2, be careful.

C.

I this you are gonna understand it very good if you go back in the video.

Now, we go for the chords!

Like you see above the melody there are letters.

And this sign: %

The sign means that the previous chord is repeated.

And letters are the Chords

C its c chord,

F= f chord, and G is g chord.

I am gonna explain how to play this chords.

If today is your first day play them this way. We are gonna use the three below strings.

I want you to put your thumb finger in fourth string.

Remember: 1, 2, 3 and 4 strings. You have to count from the thinner string.

Later with index finger strum down.

Then... for c chord I want you to put finger 1 and fret 1, and play it this way.

Easy?

Try it!

Now f chord.

This is the most difficult chord. You have to put finger 1 in the same place that before,

fret 1, finger 1, string 2; finger 2, in string 1; and finger 3, in string 3,

fret 2.

One, one, I mean the fret, and two.

And play it.

If it sound this way (wrong) don't worry, it is common at the beginning.

Finally G. Put finger 3 or 4 in fret 3, string 1

and play the three below strings.

Remember, thumb in string 4 and strum it.

Then...

I am gonna sing the melody and play the chords.

(Play and sing)

Again C chord

Now F chord

C chord

G chord

Do you understand it?

Do you understand who it works?

Now I am gonna play a demo. Melody and chords.

Today you have learn Jingle Bels, I hope

you realize that star with guitar it isn't so difficult.

This next year you can get it!

And no more...

Just to remember you to subscribe, and give me a like :)

Ciao!

And Merry Christmas!

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Raymond - Shut up - Duration: 4:34.

I carry with me

Loaded on my back

Thousands of rumbling storms

They intend to reduce

My life in scraps

A huge weight

On frail shoulders

Far away, billions of lightning bolts

I run away from them while smoking

A far too big joint

Black clouds whirling

Drawing the tsunami wave

I fall by my wayside

On my ego's roads

They are gloomy and sinuous

Drawing fanciful curves

At the next turn

I will crash

Among the valley

Silently and echoless

Up against my auto-da-fé

I look at myself! Cynic

This sight makes me rich

Been rich give me shivers down my spine

Cause the more my sight get away

Free from distances

The more my retina cried

Beyond the idiots crowd

My tears are running like

A plentifully river

Sweeping me away in its path

I will never be, beautiful

My pupils are contorting

Shivering, warning!

They will succumb, under my closed eyes

Straight away, I go back

Beaten, listless

As the newborn

Whose parents died too soon

Weighing on my thought

Dropping my back

Thousands of storms are millions

They strike down without distinction

Each and every bit of my brain

Leaving me a slaughter

A shaving off genocide

A blinkered life, to be happy, I need

To disregard from all drama

To fly over each and every violence

The only final way

To run away

When you have no words

I wrote all my wrath

I lay down here all my disgust

I reveal hell on earth

They answer me it's wrong

We need to satisfy

Of our misery

It is acceptable

Less worse, Not similar

Sweetest

Than the one

Of other livestock

Thus I roam

Asking me what to do

Facing first-degree horror

Standing still but not grave

I'm watching out, a gesture

Salutary and organic

If it reaches me

As of now, I'm so far away

My sight turn cloudy

My ears are ringing

In this filthy darkness

That little jerks

Unique light particle

Darkness destine you to scaffold

Enlighten billions of meadows

So that a new day's aura

Keep us at warm forever

Me, I'm cold

So much cold

I'm hunched up

My eyes are closing

Around, no more noise

I finally found it

My soul

My soul

My soul... is at peace!

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Tongue Whiteness is Solved with 5 Natural Remedies - Duration: 4:56.

Tongue Whiteness is Solved with 5 Natural Remedies

How to keep your tongue from turning white

The best solution for tongue whiteness is a balanced diet that will clean the body and

increase your defenses.

These steps can help you:

Start your day by drinking a glass of water with a freshly squeezed lemon.

Once a day, eat sugar-free, white yogurt. This is a great way to increase our defenses.

Eat raw vegetables (spinach, tomatoes, lettuce, peppers or onions). Thanks to their nutrients,

they helps to cleanse the body and keep your body healthy.

Drink a lot of liquids, not just water, but also natural juices. Juices from blueberries,

carrots or apples help to detox. Eat fruits with a high amount of vitamin C

(oranges, tangerines, kiwi, strawberries or pineapple).

If the problem is persistent, you should seek the advice of your doctor to be sure that

your white tongue isn�t a symptom caused by a more serious illness.

Luckily, there are natural treatments that can end this problem of tongue whiteness.

Additionally, these treatments will help keep the mouth healthy and clean.

1. Thick salt

Salt is one of the best home remedies for treating a white tongue. It functions as a

natural scraper for the tongue by eliminating dead cells and other dirty particles that

have accumulated.

Also, thanks to its antiseptic properties, it gets rid of bacterias that cause bad breath.

What should you do?

Sprinkle a little salt on your tongue. Using your toothbrush, slowly brush your tongue

for a minute. Rinse with warm water.

Repeat this process two times a day. Another option is to gargle with it.

Ingredients 1 cup of warm water (200 ml)

1 teaspoon of thick salt (5 g) What should you do?

Add the teaspoon of salt to the warm water, mix well and then gargle for a minute.

Repeat this procedure a few times a week. 2. Turmeric

Thanks to its antibacterial properties, turmeric is perfect for treating tongue whiteness.

It eliminates the growth of bacteria that cause bad breath and the white color on the

surface of the tongue.

Ingredients

1/2 teaspoon of turmeric (5 g) Juice from one lemon

What should you do?

Combine the turmeric with the lemon juice until you have a paste.

Brush your tongue with the paste and let sit for 2 to 3 minutes.

After this time, rinse your mouth with warm water.

Repeat this procedure once a day for 3-5 days. If you would like, you can also gargle with

it:

Ingredients

1/2 teaspoon of turmeric (3 g) 1 cup of water (200 ml)

What should you do?

Mix both ingredients and gargle the mixture twice a day.

3. White yogurt This product is effective for treating tongue

whiteness. Yogurt contains probiotics that eliminate fungi that, on occasion, are the

reason for this condition.

What should you do?

To get rid of a white tongue, you should eat 125 ml of yogurt a day. By doing this, in

addition to improving the health of your tongue, you will get intestinal health benefits as

well.

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Zhiyun Smooth Q Unboxing + Video test | (বাংলা - Bangla) | English Subtitles - Duration: 10:01.

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Hey Guys thisis Sajid - Ur BDconsumer, Welcome back to another video.

Today we are going to unbox asmartphone gimbal.

Yes Guys, it's right. A smartphone Gimbal.

And, It's the cheapest smartphone gimbal in the market. In this recent time

It's Zhiyun Smooth Q.

It's price is 15 000 Bangladeshi Taka.

So Guys, Without any further delay, Let's get started.

So Guys, You can see here is the white box of Zhiyn Smooth Q.

At the front, Zhiyun Smooth Q is written.At the bottom there is something written in Chinese. Let's do the unbox.

So here, you can see there is something written in Chinese.

At the above side,there is Zhiyun's Branding. From the left, we can open the box. At the under side there is Zhiyun Brandig and Barcode.

I don't know that what will be found after opening it.

Yes, After opening the box. There is another box and it's a black box.

Inside these box we have some amazing stuffs.

So after opening it, we will find case. It's a grey case. Let's keep it aside.

So, after that we will find a user manual which is in Chinese language. So we can't read this.

Than we have a strap. The strap is so beautiful.

We can plug the strap like this. And we also have a USB Cable.

So, After opening the case we have our Zhiyun Smooth Q.

This is in Space Grey color.

You can see how beautiful it is.

WOW! It's looks so nice.

It's in Matte finish. It have some buttons.

Zhiyun Smooth Q's functional buttons.

And ther is Micro USB Port.

At the bottom we have tripod mount.

It's our Smatphone mount.

So you can mount your phone like this.

Here, I have Iphone 6s.(Sorry It's 6s Plus)

We should screw that to mount properly.

Here, You can see some demo. I am showing it.

Here you can see.

Oh! it's looks so nice and awesome.

So, Here I recorrect it properly.

Now you can see.

At the bottom side It hase a USB Port.

It can be used as a Power Bank.

So Guys, It's all for today's unboxing. If you love it than do Like,Comment and Share.

I am Sajid, will meat you on the next video. While that, Bye Bye.

And guys, there is a good news. After this video, I am going to show a video test whit I shoot with the Zhiyun Smooth Q and Iphone 6s Plus. For that, Bye Bye.

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Akkie & Joep | I forgive you - Duration: 2:09.

Akkie had to go to hospital, because of the punch you gave her

I have cancer?

It's possible...

Akkie..

Now I'm sure

You've got leukemia

From now you'll have visitors everyday

Everyone wants to come

Everyone

Except Joep..

But you don't want to see him anyway

We've got a surprise!

Do you miss her?

Yeah

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INSTA-HOLIDAY GLAM (eng sub) | nicolesmakeup - Duration: 5:18.

first, i'm going to use my lens

this is green in colour ( i forgot where i got it from)

and then i am going to use a toner from FRESH

this is rose infused and it contains real rose petals!

toner is crucial for prepping, refreshing and also hydrates my face

to mosturize, i am using the FARSALI rose gold elixir

this is more like a facial oil containing real 24k gold! #fancy

i am going to spread this on my face as a primer too

then, i am using CLIO cushion bonding primer

actually this primer is mainly for cushion but i like this for my liquid foundation

because this primer is a bit tacky so the foundation/cushion can stick well

but it doesn't have that weird tackiness

for foundation, i am using PAUL & JOE liquid foundation in shade #102

this is light to medium coverage so it is buildable

it is very light on the skin so i think this is great for daily

using a damp sponge to blend it all over my face and neck

i am using FENTY BEAUTY matchstix in #mocha to contour

this has a warm ashy undertone colour that is why i like this

then i contour my face like usual

like nose, crease, cheekbones and jawline

and then i blend it all using a damp sponge

for concealer, i am using THE SAEM tip concealer in shade #1.5

this is lighter than my skintone so i used this to highlight and clean up my contour

then i applied it like usually i would (undereyes, tip of the nose, chin and sides of my lips)

to set, i am using PIDITE powder that i bought when i'm at japan

it has a yellowish-flesh tinted colour

then i am applying the powder with the puff starting from the undereyes to the rest of the face

then i am setting my face once more with the MAYBELLINE fit me powder in #220

then i am using a big fluffy brush (from iamaddicted) to spread the product

to add coverage and make it longlasting.. yup

i am using TOO FACED cocoa contour in medium and dark cocoa

to achieve a not overdone look, i am using a soft pink blush

i am using CLIO #berrydelight

and i am applying it on the apples of my cheek

until the bottom of my eyebags

you need two products for brows

i am using a brow pencil from SOAP & GLORY and brow fiber mascara from MAYBELLINE

i'm framing out my brows first, forming a thickand bold straigt brows

then i am brushing it with a spoolie to achieve a oft natural look

then i am setting my brown using the brow mascara

today, i'm using the coloutpop eyeshadow pallete that i got from @cdj_beauty from instagram

i am using a warm earth colour to make a subtle halo eyes effect

and i am using the pink, mauvey eyeshadow colour on my lower lashline

i'm using ECLAT pressed glitters in #holygoldy & #crimsonrose

i'm using HG first and then CH

blend it using a brush and ur done!

for the inner teardrop, i'm using

BEAUTY STORY shining knight gold liquid liner

then i'm using a creamy black eye pencil

this is from LAKME, and i am tightlining my eyes

so there will be no visible gab between my eyeliner and lashline

for the cat eye, i'm using the MAYBELLINE hyper liquid liner

then i will apply a mascara from CLIO after i curl my lashes

for the highlight base, i am using MARC JACOBS dew you liquid highlighter

this is a golden based shimmer colour and it's for my powder highlight base

on top of that, i am using JCAT baked highlighter in the shade #twilight

then i applied the highlighter on the usual places

for the lips ombre

i am using AURELLOLY & BEAUTY STORY

using the nude colour lipstick first, the i am applying the raspberry colour in the inner part on the lips

lastly, i am spraying the STUDIO TROPIK setting spray and it is done!

happy holidays and thank you so much for watching *lol

don't forget to subscribe and check the description box! bye<3

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Walking through the woods - Duration: 2:26.

I'm walking through the woods

I've wander'd so far from home

The trees are watching me

As I plough through the snow

It's getting very dark

I feel my limbs are getting weak

All I dream about 's some rest beside a hearth

Then I see a light

It's shining through the snowy trees

I'm holding my dear breath

As I reach a magic world

Snowbeasts lie on the ground

Sleeping peacefully

Snowy grims floating on the icy ponds

I feel I'm getting close

The snowmen are all greeting me

This must be Winterhome

Where no one feels alone

Music streams through the air

Calming, full of joy

Snowflakes dance merrily

In endless whirls

Then, the dream is gone

I wake up in my hobbit hole

Yet I have the strongest feel

That Winterhome is real

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BREAKING: TOP Obama Official Just Called For VIOLENT RIOTS Against TRUMP… ARREST HIM NOW - Duration: 3:34.

BREAKING: TOP Obama Official Just Called For VIOLENT RIOTS Against TRUMP…

ARREST HIM NOW Walter Shaub worked under Obama as his ethics

czar, and on Friday he called for violent revolution against President Trump should

he decide to fire special counsel Robert Mueller.

Shaub claimed the "rule of law" will be coming under "assault" over the holidays,

so like everyone else on the left seems to do, he said the only solution is to stock

up on "gear" then throw a tantrum in the streets to show displeasure.

"I'm concerned the assault on the rule of law is coming over the holidays when we're

distracted.

It'll be a defining moment for the Republic," Shaub wrote on Twitter.Because of this, "this

weekend I'm stocking up on portable phone chargers, warm clothes, & gear needed for

when we take the streets," he said, adding that "it will be a defining moment for our

Republic."Shaub was appointed as the Director of the Office of Government Ethics by Obama,

and in July he resigned in protest of the new President.

Now, he's apparently a Soros minion, and tweeted out a link to a MoveOn.org "rapid

response protest" that will form on short notice, should the President do something

liberals dislike.

"Nobody is above the Law—Mueller Firing Rapid Response," the event is named.

"Please note that the listed date is a placeholder and will be updated to be within 24 hours

of the firing, should it occur," reads MoveOn's notice.

While there's been rumors on Capitol Hill that the President may fire Mueller, the administration

denies planning anything of the sort.

However, that hasn't stopped Shaub and other hysterical leftists from dramatically decrying

the non-issue whenever they can.

Even if President Trump did want to fire Mueller, he couldn't.

Mueller was appointed by Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein, who has the sole authority

over the investigation because Attorney General Jeff Sessions has recused himself from all

things Russia.

So to even fire Mueller, President Trump would have to either convince Rosenstein to do so

– Rosenstein said in a recent Congressional testimony that he has no plans on firing Mueller

– or he'd have to fire Rosenstein and replace him with someone who's fire the

special counsel.

One other option would be to fire Sessions and replace him with someone who'd do the

firing.

Regardless, the President himself cannot fire Mueller, and the likelihood anything just

mentioned ever playing out is slim to none.

As for Shaub, despite linking to a website known for organizing violent protest and saying

he's stocking up on "gear" to "take the streets" – implying that he'll do

so by force if necessary – he took to Twitter to say that he has no plans on committing

violence, then decried conservatives as being violent because they realized he was implying

he'd violently take the streets if need be.

"This tweet apparently triggered the tiki torch crowd.

My theory is people with violent tendencies will hear violence in the language of peaceful

protest.

But you literally have to agree to the policy of nonviolence and complying with all law

enforcement orders to sign up, so…"Yeah, and we all know how well leftists are able

to keep their word, so…

Keep your powder dry, folks.

The left is getting a little bit too unhinged to take any chances.

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Beautiful photos from my viewers (ENG Subtitles) - Talentowo #4 - Duration: 4:36.

Hi. This is another episode of Talentowo series.

Big thanks for all of you who sent me the photos.

And now I invite you to watch them.

Hi. Here's a few of my works which I made out of paper wicker and not only.

I invite you to my Facebook page (link is in the description of this video).

Hello. I sending a few photos of my works.

I usually forgetting to make the photos of them but I found something on my mobile phone and a few of this years projects.

First the centerpiece in a shape of star made of cardboard tubes.

They are always hits on the Christmas fairs.

Next a pine cone Christmas tree.

In this year I made a sisal Christmas tree for the first time.

Pine cone tree. I making a few of them each year. This year I used your idea with organza.

I'm also making the Christmas cards.

Mini Christmas tree out of pine cone. This is last year project.

A few centerpieces.

I found the photos of last year advent wreath. I will make one for this year too.

I also found photos from last year mass production of gingerbread out of 2kg of flour. Great gift for family and friends.

Chalice which I made for my brother's First Communion.

But my favorites are sweet bouquets. I don't know how it could happens but I have only 1 photo.

I made a desk organizer from your video. I finally got rid of the mess.

I sent you next photos of my works. Bouquets made by request from my mother.

Another bouquets. For 18th birthday. I love challenge. They are addictive and stress-relieving.

I finally found are needed fabrics and I fulfilled request from my daughter.

She loves it. I will make more of them.

My second car from your tutorial. This time it is more similar to your.

This was my newest challenge. Bouquet out of small champagne and candies.

I used the bottle as a handle for bouquet. Thank you for your inspiration and videos.

You don't even know how much I enjoy watching your work.

I congratulate you with all my heart on such a great skills and talent.

If you also want to be a part of Talentowo...

...send me a photo of something created by you at: asiasiowo.foto@gmail.com

Thanks to this together we will make next episodes.

Thanks for watching. Bye bye.

For more infomation >> Beautiful photos from my viewers (ENG Subtitles) - Talentowo #4 - Duration: 4:36.

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HARDSTYLE MERCHANDISE & A CHRISTMAS MARKET - Duration: 6:23.

Good morning everybody! I'm on my way to my mom's to get my nails done and of course have a cup of tea.

Tomorrow I'm going to a Christmas Market, which I'm excite for since I can't remember ever going to one before.

Later today I'll just be chilling, I might have a few drinks with Vito, and edit yesterday's vlog.

I still have to do that oops. Anyway, I'm excited for the weekend, see you in a bit!

Guys, we're going to get some groceries now, we're going to make a pie!

Which has been for ever since I've done that; monchou pie.

Afterwards I'm going to edit vlogmas, because I'm way too late. But I promise it'll be up today!

The pie is cooling down now. I got some clothes from Hardstylemerchandise.

Checkout the link:

I've got a croptop. You all know I love my croptops. It says "keep it raw"

I have a really comfortable hoodie. Uh I mean sweater, it has a zipper.

Which says "Make Hardstyle great again"

I also got a legging, which I love because I needed a new one to workout in.

It feels really comfortable. I'm going to try it out on Monday.

It says "I like it raw" and on the side it says - wait how will I show you this - "rawstyle"

If you go to the website....

And you use coupon code "Alennah10"

You'll get 10% off. So if you want something, you can use that. They have stuff for men, women, unisex whatever.

Go have a look, pick something nice.

I think you're a bit too fat for that.

We're having a chill night and I thought, let's have a glass of wine.

As some of you might now, I hardly ever drink anymore. I was three sips in and all I could think was "I want some tea"

So I made some tea instead. I'm going to say goodnight now, since we'll just be chilling all night. See you tomorrow!

Good morning everybody. Today I'm going to a Christmas Market for the first time in my life.

That's the plan for today.

Hey, just got home. I had a really nice day. I hadn't planned to buy something, but you all know me by now.

I bought two tshirts, one for me.

I've wanted a NASA shirt for a long time, or something with planets. So; NASA SHIRT

Also got one for Vito; Ball Is Life.

I also bought a 2018 diary. It's really nice. First of all it's a pretty green

And second of all.... Can you see this?

Wait

Ok no it isn't focusing. What I meant to show is that every day is one single page which is really nice for people who are sort of busy.

So yeah, I'm happy with what I bought. I'll just be chilling the rest of the night.

I might even watch a Christmas film. So goodnight for now, though I might film a little bit more.

I'll see you tomorrow. Like, subscribe, see you tomorrow!

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러블리한 남블리 공주님 배우 남지현 움짤 - Duration: 2:37.

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지창욱 군대 남지현 사이는 어떻게? - Duration: 3:08.

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Zhiyun Smooth Q Unboxing + Video test | (বাংলা - Bangla) | English Subtitles - Duration: 10:01.

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Hey Guys thisis Sajid - Ur BDconsumer, Welcome back to another video.

Today we are going to unbox asmartphone gimbal.

Yes Guys, it's right. A smartphone Gimbal.

And, It's the cheapest smartphone gimbal in the market. In this recent time

It's Zhiyun Smooth Q.

It's price is 15 000 Bangladeshi Taka.

So Guys, Without any further delay, Let's get started.

So Guys, You can see here is the white box of Zhiyn Smooth Q.

At the front, Zhiyun Smooth Q is written.At the bottom there is something written in Chinese. Let's do the unbox.

So here, you can see there is something written in Chinese.

At the above side,there is Zhiyun's Branding. From the left, we can open the box. At the under side there is Zhiyun Brandig and Barcode.

I don't know that what will be found after opening it.

Yes, After opening the box. There is another box and it's a black box.

Inside these box we have some amazing stuffs.

So after opening it, we will find case. It's a grey case. Let's keep it aside.

So, after that we will find a user manual which is in Chinese language. So we can't read this.

Than we have a strap. The strap is so beautiful.

We can plug the strap like this. And we also have a USB Cable.

So, After opening the case we have our Zhiyun Smooth Q.

This is in Space Grey color.

You can see how beautiful it is.

WOW! It's looks so nice.

It's in Matte finish. It have some buttons.

Zhiyun Smooth Q's functional buttons.

And ther is Micro USB Port.

At the bottom we have tripod mount.

It's our Smatphone mount.

So you can mount your phone like this.

Here, I have Iphone 6s.(Sorry It's 6s Plus)

We should screw that to mount properly.

Here, You can see some demo. I am showing it.

Here you can see.

Oh! it's looks so nice and awesome.

So, Here I recorrect it properly.

Now you can see.

At the bottom side It hase a USB Port.

It can be used as a Power Bank.

So Guys, It's all for today's unboxing. If you love it than do Like,Comment and Share.

I am Sajid, will meat you on the next video. While that, Bye Bye.

And guys, there is a good news. After this video, I am going to show a video test whit I shoot with the Zhiyun Smooth Q and Iphone 6s Plus. For that, Bye Bye.

For more infomation >> Zhiyun Smooth Q Unboxing + Video test | (বাংলা - Bangla) | English Subtitles - Duration: 10:01.

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"하루 우유 3잔, 치매 예방에 도움" - Duration: 2:16.

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Kombina | Conheça o artesanato sustentável em Paraty/RJ, com Julieta Sandoval - - Duration: 7:50.

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Let's kick the whole team! | CS:GO - Duration: 14:15.

VOIP: kick me, kick me, kick me.

HAYATO: make me.

Open the vote kick just for fun.

HAYATO: Make me, dude, i'm not in the mood.

HAYATO: Do you think you give me orders?

VOIP: Kick me, kick me, kick me.

VOIP: Go

HAYATO: I'm not going to press F1.

Holy fuck dude!

The guy was really kicked.

HAYATO: Ok then.

It was just for fun, the guys do not forgive.

HAYATO: I even died of so much fun.

I'm going to the cave alone here,

there's going to be thirty guys here.

HAYATO: This KDNN only uses the P90

HAYATO: and rush

A is free.

HAYATO: Connection, connection.

I know, there's going to be connection.

Two on the connection, and has two on terrorist base.

Two on terrorist base.

HAYATO: This guy sucks.

We lost.

Holy fuck, "Engenheiro"

"Engenheiro" still tried to plant.

HAYATO: Just to let you know that 10 people have already been kicked.

That's true.

Oh, there's a little head.

HAYATO: Big window.

AHH, I died!

What is "Vagner" doing??

Nice.

Where are you?

HAYATO: I'm going to connection.

Geez, only seven bullets.

Man, there's one guy B, one guy A, and i think the other guy is AFK.

The guy is AFK.

He's at the palace.

HAYATO: Go plant, dude.

There he is.

HAYATO: I thought he was upstairs in the palace, not below.

I was just looking at the map, I did not see he was down.

What? The other guy died as well? You kidding?

VOIP: Dude, the guy walking with C4 in hand, kick this guy.

VOIP: Kick him, kick him, one more. Yeah

VOIP: That guy rush with C4 in hand

VOIP: Unintelligible conversation

Oh, dude, we're kicking the whole team.

VOIP: Kick the other one.

VOIP: Just kidding.

It's very hot in here, holy fuck.

It's very hot in here

HAYATO: That's right.

Oh, my god.

Damn it, where did this shot come from?

OH NO! Fuck off!

The guy doesn't kill either.

What is that guy doing?

Is taking a shit?

HAYATO: Wow.

VOIP: Kick him, kick him.

VOIP: Nice, clan.

HAYATO: Nice.

VOIP: Why did you kick the guy?

AFK dude.

HAYATO: He was on the other team too.

VOIP: You gotta kick this guy here.

VOIP: He sucks.

HAYATO: Calm down, it's not like that.

Calm down, we'll kick the whole team, but take it easy.

Will rush, will rush.

HAYATO: Where?

Palace door.

I think it will have on the TR base.

Has TR base.

Wow, have three guys at TR base, run, go A.

Oh, I had it inside the bomb.

I didn't see what had inside the bomb, so i entered.

There will be two there, one at the door.

Wow, there's going to be one there.

HAYATO: I messed up.

Wow, the guy watching you there.

VOIP: You sucks.

The guy watching you there, you missed all the shots.

HAYATO: I missed all the shots.

VOIP: Hesitated

HAYATO: I felt sorry for killing the guys, so I was giving random shots.

HAYATO: I don't do the tutorial.

HAYATO: I don't like tutorial.

HAYATO: Tutorial is ugly.

HAYATO: Incredibly I did the whole CS tutorial.

Me too.

Damn it, the guys are going to go half with the C4.

and will die.

Fuck you, deserve to die,

deserve to lose, C4 in the middle alone

VOIP: Why did you drop it for me then?

I'm not killing anyone either.

HAYATO: Go ahead, you can go.

I'm 3/7

2/7

HAYATO: Trust me, i'm right behind you.

It's this damn heat.

HAYATO: I will bang.

HAYATO: Yeah, you did not wait, you died.

There's a guy in the bomb, there's going to be one in front of you.

Will have on the back.

HAYATO: He died.

You can come in, you can go in there's only one man.

He's right there.

Now there are two in the bomb, there's gonna be one behind you.

On the right, there in front.

Why kick the guy?

VOIP: How do you want to win with this guy on the team?

HAYATO: I don't give a shit.

Whatever, it's casual.

HAYATO: You're annoying.

How do you want to win, what difference does it make? Whatever.

HAYATO: Win? I'm playing casual dude.

HAYATO: In casual I do not care if I win or lose.

Wow, I'm no grenade, I'm going rush catwalk.

They rushed catwalk, cat, cat, cat.

What?? Turn up your mic volume man.

Wow, it looks like a doll.

HAYATO: Who??

This faker z,

I don't know

HAYATO: Who??

This fakezera, she looks like a barbie doll in the profile photo.

HAYATO: Who the fuck is fakezera?

This girl on our team, I do not know if it's a girl.

HAYATO: Is there a girl in our team?

Calm down man.

HAYATO: Calm down dude, do not stress out, CALM DOWN!

What is he talking about?

HAYATO: Don't know, he has mental problems.

HAYATO: I think it's a doll.

I also think it's a doll, so I was intrigued.

HAYATO: Everyone has to die, they'll have everyone die.

Disgrace!!

HAYATO: Holy disgrace!!

Look at the C4 man.

Nice one C4, keep going.

Look at the time it takes. What is he doing?

C4 thought he was rambo.

HAYATO: I think that's wrong...

HAYATO: Wrong.

HAYATO: I think that's wrong.

HAYATO: Unintelligible speak.

HAYATO: This is inhumane.

This guy is going to get shot, he'll not even know where it came from.

HAYATO: Certainly.

HOLY JESUS.

I never doubted it.

HAYATO: Of what? That the guy was going to lose the round?

Kick him!!

HAYATO: Wow.

VOIP: Son of a bitch!

HAYATO: Poor him

Oh my god, i'm passing out.

HAYATO: You don't forgive anyone.

That guy was very annoying.

VOIP: Connection.

I bugged.

HAYATO: Where are you?

I'm at the palace, but the C4 is going B.

HAYATO: let's go B, come with me.

He advanced.

Let's go, it's going to be mid.

HAYATO: I just wanted that dude's gun.

HAYATO: Let's go.

Hayato: I am poor, and I'm taking gun from the floor.

HAYATO: Seven to one?

HAYATO: Let's win.

HAYATO: Come on Bill, come on.

I'm gonna die here.

HAYATo: You're going to die there.

I was moving like a bot down there.

HAYATO: I told him he was going to die, he did not believe me.

He's in the van?

Or not?

Van, van.

HAYATO: I got one in the van.

Two catwalk, Two catwalk, Two catwalk.

Not two, three catwalk.

HAYATO: He went up the catwalk.

I told you so.

HAYATO: Damn it dude.

HAYATO: This guy is a fucking moron, kick him.

HAYATO: This guy wants to kick me.

VOIP: Kick Hayato.

VOIP: Go redo the tutorial.

HAYATO: No, tutorial for what? Tutorial is for the weak.

I got a box. uhuuu

VOIP: Now you're rich dude.

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DU'O BA UKU INDOK - LAGU DAERAH REJANG | LIRIK, KARAOKE, & TERJEMAHAN - Duration: 5:50.

du'o ba uku indok folk songs rejang bengkulu Indonesia lyrics, karaoke, translation

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Konec nádraží v Bubenči - Duration: 3:54.

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Bolígrafos personalizados #22 Bolígrafo puntero de aluminio Minox - Duration: 0:47.

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Despre impozitarea profiturilor - Christian Năsulea - Duration: 2:59.

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Raízes #01 - Bia Doxum e DCazz - Duration: 3:12.

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COME LAUREARSI VELOCEMENTE E CON VOTI ALTI: perché dovresti comprare questo libro | Jessica Cì - Duration: 3:47.

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Kombina | Artesão empreendedor! Saiba como melhorar seus negócios em 2018! - Duration: 6:46.

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Caminhos de Itapeva (versão compacta) - Duration: 32:56.

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¿Por qué es tan saludable la avena? Tips para consumirla - Duration: 6:54.

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DAMARES - AS 10 MELHORES - Melhores Música Gospel 2017 - Melhores músicas Gospel Mais Tocadas 2017 - Duration: 1:52:44.

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Kombina | Dica Preciosa: decoração de mesa de Natal por Heri Vieira - 16 de dezembro de 2017 - Duration: 11:00.

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The Book of Mikey - Full Movie - Duration: 1:05:09.

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I shall tell you my story. Piece by piece.

Like in a big puzzle, they come together. But not necessarily in order.

You start at the corners. And work your way in.

The first piece...

is this.

Yep. That's me.

No. You're not the right guy.

I'm so sorry, man.

I didn't do anything.

I don't know who you are.

I know that.

But that's not the point anymore, is it?

Tell me, father. Do you know "Lucas" 5, verse 32?

Yes...

Then say it.

What?

I... I...

Say it!

Luke... 5... 32...

"I came not to call the righteous..."

"but sinners to repentance!"

No. That's not it, father.

Yes, it is!

"Lucas", 5, verse 32.

Beware of the darkness! Anger, fear, agression!

For in the darkness they lie!

And once you start down the dark path...

forever will it dominate your destiny!

Consume you!

That... is... no... Luke!

That is no "Lucas"?!

9:30 on a tuesday night.

There I am.

Sitting in a cold rented office in The Netherlands.

Clueless about what to do next.

That's one of the most depressing situations you can find yourself in.

And I happen to find myself in it quite a lot.

But that's when she arrived. With the plot twist.

Come in.

Well, Hello. Annette, wasn't it?

You should really lock your front door.

You look as blonde as ever.

If you don't ever want to see the women you hump again...

you should make sure they don't work at the same place you get drunk every night.

It's not that I didn't ever want to see you again.

Well, it is a little.

I just didn't want to see you the next morning.

Why would a cute English boy like yourself move to this little country?

I came here because my father sent me here.

But I wasn't gonna tell her that.

Dad raised me in England after mom died.

He forced me to learn Dutch, because "Mom would have loved that".

Hey, buddy. Slow down.

Even if for some reason he never allowed me to set foot in The Netherlands.

Your ice cream isn't going anywhere.

You're gonna start talking about mom again, aren't you?

How so?

When you order me the biggest ice cream, you either start talking about mom or blonde women.

I don't get it.

Oh, yes. Dad couldn't so much as think of a blonde woman without some sort of painful rage rush.

Not today.

Eventually he learned how to control it somehow.

Will I ever get to go to The Netherlands?

I want to see the city where mom lived.

Of course.

Someday...

When the time is right, okay, buddy?

You'll know it when it happens.

And here I am. Back in Holland.

Older. And wise enough to start connecting the dots.

But when the dots aren't so clearly visible...

that's when dad comes back. To help me out.

I just can't believe what you told me about mom.

It doesn't make any sense.

Unless that's your idea of some death bed joke.

Ah, come on, Mikey. I've never been an asshole.

- You don't really belive that I... - Yes, I do, actually.

Because I'm the one who's going out there hurting people.

Looking for answers to questions that I never asked.

Listen, Mikey. I know I'm always the first one to be sceptical about everything.

And also you know I would not allow you to rest until you knew everything that had happened.

I'm that kind of an asshole.

Lazy asshole. You could have done that yourself.

Now... Just enjoy your orgasm...

Was it good for you?

Yes. Awesome.

Father could have let me be a low life in England as I was supposed to.

- Wanna do it again? - But instead...

he turned me into a low life in Holland.

And one with a Sherlock Holmes syndrome to boot.

What's up with you?

What is on your mind?

What was on my mind? That's a gamble.

Life never deals from a full deck.

That's why the house always wins.

Of course, it helps if you sleep with the dealer.

But when the other guy has an Ace up his sleeve...

that's when you up the ante.

I've told you before, you Scotish bastard...

It's very bad to fuck with me.

I have no idea where that's come from.

Play on, boys.

Coming to The Netherlands to play poker hadn't been my very first idea.

It had been my father's last one.

Mikey... You gotta promise me...

You have to go back to The Netherlands...

What? But, father, I haven't been there since I was a baby!

That's where your mother died... You have to promise me...

But I thought we came to England to escape that memory...

Well, you did, at least. I barely remember her.

Your mother did not die of cancer.

What? Of course she did! It was leukemia!

Your mom... your mom was murdered.

No! You told me it was complications from the pregnancy.

That's why we had to run away. Son...

You have to find out what happened. You have to find out who murdered her.

Father wasn't a very decent man.

Not that I turned out to be peaches myself.

He married a Dutch woman he met back in America. She was 20 years younger.

She also turned out to be my mother.

- Hey, not done yet, honey? - Don't be too late, dear.

They were to each other the missing card to a Straight Flush.

Not a Royal one though.

They moved together to the Dutch country side and there he set up a life.

He tried to mix in and get along.

Soon enough, he met some people. And not by coincidence, he spent a lot of time doing what I do.

Well, gentlemen, I'd like to thank you for this wonderful poker game here.

Hear, hear, Tommy!

I have an announcement to make.

- Shit... - Here it comes, we knew it!

As you know, Anne and I are trying to get a baby, so things are getting pretty serious...

and I'm afraid I will not be able to join you fine people anymore to our lovely poker games.

Come on, Tommy. I have a Bonnie Lass as well. But that's never gonna stop me from gambling.

Really, Scottie? You of all people?

I mean, you've gone through the same thing as I have. We both left our country for our women.

Pussy whipped.

I'm trying to build a home here, some roots.

So you intend to stay in our country? Indefinetely?

Choices, Scottie. Choices.

But is she pregnant yet?

No. But I'd better get home. To make sure that happens. Capisce?

After one particular game, father headed home instead of his job at the docks.

He wanted to surprise mom for lunch.

But, oh yeah... the social thing with the neighbors is very important in Holland.

- Mrs. van der Vent. - Hello, Tommy.

- How are you doing? - Fine!

Is this Annette? You've grown up!

For sure!

She's my favorite niece. I mean... granddaughter.

I'm your only grandchild, nanny.

Very well.

- That looks heavy. - Yeah, my bike got stolen.

Damn Germans.

I bought some stuff for lunch. I'll make a surprise for Anne, my wife.

- Nothing else could ruin my day, could it? - That's nice!

How's Anne? Still doing sports?

Yes, she loves it. She plays football and tennis.

- Really? - Yes.

Being healthy can't hurt, can it?

You could say she plays for both teams.

Hold on, I've got something for you.

Ready?

Here you go.

Not before the vegetables, huh?

- Here you go. - Thank you, Mr. Tommy.

If you don't mind, I gotta go. I don't want to be late.

Mrs. van der Vent. Annette.

- Bye-bye, Tommy! - I'd say dad never got used to that social thing.

He speaks Dutch so well!

Dad's surprise to mom was a big move in his eyes.

Anne?

Their marriage wasn't seeing the best of its days. And he felt like he could make the best of it.

Anne?

Though I think he was more surprised than she was.

Anne?

Tommy!

I... I was just taking a nap.

Who are you talking to?

Oh, hi, Tommy.

You know Mrs. van der Vent, right?

Father wasn't the violent type.

You're home so early!

Not towards people anyway.

Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!

I guess that was when this genetic blonde-phobia begun.

Now, if those sleeves come down again, I'll have your balls dangling from your ears.

You'd think my father would keep my mother's adventures a secret from me.

But he wouldn't shut up about that blonde whore with whom she scored.

And to this day... I cannot trust a blonde chick.

I think you need to relax a little.

Let those boys play their little games. Come with me.

Sorry, gal. I can't spare a coin for you.

For you I'm free. I love handsome men.

And girls. Together. We can mix it up.

Hello, Annette.

Like peas and carrots.

I cannot trust blonde women.

But I'm a bitch for Chanel no. 5.

I'm not gonna lie. I enjoyed it.

And I've gotta say, I was pretty damn good at it.

I'll show you Holland, you English boy.

But no matter how good the sex was...

all I could see when I was around a blonde woman... was betrayal.

Damn you, dad.

Oh, their hair color might be that of angels...

But they cast certain hell wherever they pass by.

But I guess dad knews that better than anyone.

- I... - ...have a daughter to take care of!

Instead of doing... this.

She still loves you. Remember that.

Good luck, Anne.

With a woman, Anne? Really?

You know how tolerant we are around here.

It wouldn't be a classic of life's irony, though, if that woman wasn't pregnant with me...

right when their relationship sunk.

It's remarkable how long dad managed to stay with her after what happened.

But dad felt like he had to be there for me from day one.

But soon after I was born, he had become somewhat paranoid thanks to her lesbian stunt.

And anything would be the trigger to some hallucinations that drove him mad.

Father may have been furious. But he wouldn't hurt a fly.

Sorry, Anne. But I've stuck around for the baby as promised... but I can't take it anymore.

But, Tommy, I haven't done it anymore since that day.

I'm so sorry. How many times do I have to apolo-...

"Sorry" won't make up for the fact that there were two scissors doing it on my bed!

"Sorry" won't fix it. Nothing will.

It's not about you. I just wanted something exciting... something...

new.

I was gonna stop.

And with a blonde woman.

I never thought you'd go as low as that...

That very same day, he was out of there.

- I'll be back for the rest of my stuff later. - Tommy, please!

Oh yeah. I'm using the savings to get myself a better vehicle.

If only we could talk...

That happened shortly before she died...

I was but a toddler and father insists she was murdered.

And that he didn't do it.

What the hell happened back then?

How did she actually die?

This is all my stuff. I'll be seeing you.

Don't go. Please, Tommy. The baby is sleeping. Come inside, let's talk.

MOVING BOX

Goodbye, Anne.

After what happened, dad kind of lost his shit.

But he felt like he had to shield me from the gruesome fate of my mother...

Mom's sickness taught us what?

- Never... - ...trust a blonde woman.

Blonde...

I don't get it! What's leukaemia got to do with blonde women?

Turst me, they're not worth it.

- His lessons never made much sense. - Alright, daddy.

But I liked the ice cream. And so, I listened to them.

- What if I end up marrying a blonde woman? - You shall do no such thing, you hear me?

- Can I speak English again? - No. No.

English at school. Dutch at home. For mom.

Mother was Dutch. Father was American. I lived in England...

had to speak Dutch and never saw a windmill.

That made my head a messed up fuckfest.

Up until the last minute, when he decided to play the truth game.

I swear to you, Mikey. I did not kill your mother.

That's why we left the country? We were running away.

I'm pretty sure they'd come after me. And I was really mad at her.

If you didn't kill her, then why run?

I was scared and I didn't want you to grow up without a mother and me in prison.

What do you know, father?

Go to Amsterdam. And find a bar called "De Kroeg".

"De Kroeg"?

And look for a man they called... They called The Dutch.

You want me to go to Holland to find a man called The Dutch... in a bar...

called "The Bar"?

He might as well have told me the guy smoked weed under a windmill.

But promise me you will not hurt anyone, okay?

Father wasn't the violent type.

And don't trust anyone either. Specially blonde women...

There it was again.

Blonde.

- This will help. - A photo...

of a guy in a suit. With the upper part ripped off.

Some fathers leave their children a Rolls Royce.

I didn't have much to lose by leaving England.

And it was about time I saw The Netherlands with my own eyes...

So I packed what little I had and said goodbye to the only life I knew.

Well, it wasn't much...

But I didn't come here to do sightseeing. So I might as well make the best of it.

You could say I grew up since I arrived in Holland.

I stopped believing fate would solve all my problems.

But fate seems to knock on the most unexpected of doors.

Come in.

Well, hello. Annette, wasn't it?

You should really lock your front door.

You look blonder than ever.

If you don't ever want to see the women you hump again...

you should make sure they don't work at the same place where you get drunk every night.

It's not that I didn't ever want to see you again...

I just didn't want to see you the next morning.

Why would a cute English boy like yourself move to this little country?

Should I trust her?

I don't get many of your kind in my bed, Mikey.

No.

I came to this country because I've got a past here.

And I need to figure out what that past is.

Could it be a woman? Someone you left snoring on a brothel's bed after a free fuck?

Oh, my dear...

That wasn't free.

- I mean us. - I prefer to believe it was...

Or was the price you paid just an attempt to offend me?

Well, I do hope you girls split the cash?

Now, as you can see, I've got a lot on my plate here.

So I think it's about time that you left.

Oh, yes, your past, isn't it, Mikey?

Let's see...

That cute British accent...

And you speak Dutch. Very unusual... For a foreigner...

Unresolved past?

Could you be...

Tommy's son?

How would you know that?

You should expect that the gossip of what happened would spread like wild fire in this town.

Here's a freebie for you.

Her Chanel no. 5 was intoxicating.

If history has taught us something, it's that cute English boys...

should always be aware of the Scottish.

They take what's theirs... even if they have to cheat.

Goddamn William Wallace.

Scotch...

Annette's accent does sound very British...

It just makes sense that she'd know this guy. From somewhere.

I've always known that poker and whores would lead me somewhere...

- Two for you, Scott. - Thank yeh, lassie.

Raise.

Fuck it. We don't care if I lose my pants, do we?

Terrible.

I'll put $1000 in.

Call?

So. What did we find out?

That cheating bastard at the poker table.

And he was just at "De Kroeg", wasn't he?

And he will take me to The Dutch.

Now...

What would be in the Holy Grail if Jesus wore a kilt?

My guess?

A single malt... scotch.

But if I were to confirm my suspicions, there was one more person to go to.

My cheap sex god is here?

Am I wearing too much?

Since I'm still sober, I'd say you're wearing too little.

We had a good thing going on. I decide to please you with some... unusual night.

And you just vanish?! You know how small you made me feel, Mikey?

A general feeling I leave among women, I must say.

I went to third base with a woman for you.

- And you leave $40 on the bed? - I let you keep the change.

Look. I did what I did, you don't have to be happy about it. But maybe we can help each other out.

What could you possibly expect of me now?

That man we caught cheating yesterday. Who is he?

Him? I don't know. No one.

You see, 'cause he sounded very English to me. Perhaps even Scottish...

And Annette... Her accent is very good, too...

So what do you know?

Why would I tell you anything? You're not worth it anymore.

Unless you have something to lose with them, I suggest you start talking.

Or I'll give you something to lose with me.

All I know is that he comes from Scotland. Nothing else.

And the accent is just shit.

I don't know if it's because her hair wasn't golden...

or she just looked ridiculously pretty under that stupid cap...

But after our little chat...

she might get suspicious.

Do you know Quentin 12:25?

The brooch on that photo...

It's the same brooch Scott always wears.

So he is the Scotch...

You've come a long way, Mikey...

just wrap it up now.

If he is the Scotch... Then he'll take me to The Dutch.

And The Dutch will tell us exactly what we want to know.

I bet $200.

Why should we have a new dealer, anywho?

She was indisposed.

It was not good.

But this time, it was I who had the Ace up my sleeve.

I'd better how my hand, then...

If you take me to The Dutch, I'll lose this hand...

What?

Scotch!

What did you call me that for? My name's Scott. Not Scotch. Scott!

You know, like that explorer chappie.

You know, I'm beginnng to think you really like the idea of your balls dangling from your ears.

Now show your cards.

Very good.

Now we'll meet The Dutch.

I'll be outside.

There's a backdoor. That way.

Thanks, laddie. Thanks!

Take me to The Dutch.

I don't know what you're talking about. I really don't!

I'm sorry, were those your balls?

Did you go to Sunday school?

What?

Do you know Steven 26:12?

I never heard of that apostle!

"Only in the leap of the Lion's head shall he prove his worth."

"Only the penitent man shall pass."

Do you know what this means?

That's "The Last Crusade", isn't it?

Now take me to The Dutch.

I can't tell you. It'd be horrible.

It will be worse for you if you don't.

I'll just have to assume you know what happened to my mother.

I'll tell you! I'll tell you...

You're too easy.

If the Scotch lied to me, I'd be back to mark zero after killing the bastard.

But when you're pulling a man's balls out with a Swiss knife...

you can generally tell he's not lying.

And so, I arrived at the address he gave me.

Not that the buliding was hard to miss.

Welcome to the Lord's house, my son.

I read somewhere that this church was built over a Roman graveyard.

You shouldn't believe everything you read.

What can I do for you, my son?

Funny place to find you...

Dutch.

Right...

I hear you do your misdeeds by quoting phony Bible passages.

I have a real one for you.

Job 13, verses 1 and 2.

"My eyes have seen all this. My ears have heard and understood it."

"What you know, I also know. I am not inferior to you."

Fucking deep.

Don't fucking swear in the house of God!

I usually don't take bullshit.

So... Mikey, is it?

I thought you'd show up one day.

But the question that eludes me now is... How did you get to me?

No one has called me The Dutch since my ungodly days.

You see, I think the question is...

How did you get to her?

Remember? 25 years ago?

Yes, yes. Why else would you be here?

But things aren't always what they seem.

You father would know about that. After all, he ran away to England...

afraid of being blamed for what happened, did he not?

But before fleeing Holland, old Tommy did investigate... and he got close enough.

He heard about a man called "The Dutch", who might be linked to sweet Anne's murder.

But he never made the connection between The Dutch and well... me.

So you admit you did it?

I never said that.

I just mean your father was chasing the wrong person.

Bullshit.

Follow me.

The fuck you looking at?

Do sit down.

You know, I thought you'd look more like you father. Old Tommy. How's he doing?

Oh, I'm sorry, kid. What was it? Leukemia or something?

But you do take after them.

A snob American with little regard for traditions and customs...

And a Dutch dyke with bad taste in women.

We don't smoke in the Lord's house, my son.

And her lover was also blonde, I hear?

Why did you kill her?

This is getting old alread, Mikey. I didn't kill her. I swear.

After all, I'm a man of God.

Her lover, however...

The woman your mother chose as a lover belonged to someone.

Someone who couldn't take the cheating.

So, when the Scotch found out...

Well...

And then it struk me...

This is all my stuff. I'll be seeing you.

Tommy, please. The baby is sleeping. Come in and let's talk.

Goodbye, Anne.

His wife?

You have an affair with another woman?!

-Tommy's wife? - How can you know that?

I cannot believe it! That's what you do when I'm out playing poker?

I leave my country for you. And that's how you repay me?!

- What have you done? It's not like that! - Dad?

- It wasn't during the poker! - "Not during the poker"?!

- Mommy! - Get out of here, Annette!

Have you never found it kind of odd, Scott's wife dying shortly after your mother?

Blonde, huh?

I get it.

My job here is done.

Oh, is it, Mikey? You came all this way for such a noble task.

But I don't think you've taken your revenge yet.

Oh, but I did. I just didn't know it at the time.

But I took my revenge.

I took it by the balls.

Hey, Mikey.

How about this one...

Matthew 5:38!

"An eye for an eye... a tooth for a tooth."

"But I say onto you, do not resist the one who is evil!"

"But if he slaps you on the left cheek, turn to him the other also."

Why did you get shot?

I don't know...

You kill the Scott. Tell The Dutch... Somehow that'll piss him off. Why?

- I'm gonna die, aren't I? - That means we both will, Mikey.

But I'm not letting you go before you pay the bill.

An eye for an eye, Mikey.

As he left me to die on that cold church floor...

I could only wonder what I'd missed.

Why would he shoot me after learning what I did to Scott?

Scottie...

He took you from me, Scottie.

But I took his life...

I've always known that poker and whores would lead me somewhere.

I just never thought it'd be this.

I should never trust a blonde woman.

I don't know why I keep making up all this Bible shit.

I guess it keeps my mind busy.

Of course, you can't hear me anymore...

Here's a real one for you.

Luke 5:26.

"And everyone was amazed and filled with awe."

"And they all said together: we have seen remarkable things here today."

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