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Hey, classmate, are you also in 502?
Yeah, that's right
Then we will be roommates from now on
I am Li Ming
Ah, I'm Maiding
How old are you? I'm 19. (This guy looks like an otaku)
- I'm 17 - Wow, so young (Everyday he spends most of the time on computer)
(But, in general, he is a good guy)
(So what will life be like in this university?)
Still no luck today. Why do I have that stupid fantasy (of getting rich quick).
Hey, are you roommates with Li Ming?
Yeah
You guys were watching porn again last night, right?
No?
I don't care, but, it was really late and you had the volume up so loud.
I could not sleep
No, I didn't....
Ok ok classmate, too much masturbation is not good for your health
Just be more careful, ok?
Li Ming, stop watching dirty stuff. Open the door
Maiding, what are you yelling for?
Sorry, wrong room
What?
Maiding, can I ask you a favor?
Why should I help you?
If you help me, then all these lottery tickets are yours
What do you want?
Very simple
Some fujoshi chicks of mine want to know if An Ziyan likes boys or girls
Fujoshi?
Yes, fujoshi
Just that?
Yes, just that
Ok
Hey, wait
Put them on the table
Only when you give me the answer can you have them
Hey, classmate, wait
I have a question
Huh?
Do you like boys?
Hey, don't misunderstand
I haven't fallen for you
Someone asked me to ask you that
I haven't said anything yet
So do you like boys or girls?
I
am...okay...with...both...
Eh, why do you like men?
Hey, wait
Is it because when you take their clothes off, you recognize that 'part' just the same as yours,
it makes you feel close to them, therefore you love them too, right?
Are you crazy?
An Ziyan, your taste is very hardcore, you know?
How it's going?
Quickly, say it
An Ziyan said he had no interest in boys
No way
Are you sure?
Of course
He said so himself
It seems like those fantasies of your fujoshi chicks can't come true
Then I can have a chance with those girls
Look at yourself again, dude
What did you just say?
I....
Bad mouth bad mouth you fool
Eh?
Where are my lottery tickets?
Ask your dinosaur, he ate them all
Eh, you....
Classmate, can I use the toilet?
No
Classmate, can I use the bathroom?
Noo
Classmate
No
Classmate, have some sympathy for me, please?
I said no
Hey, wait, wait
How can you treat your kind, sweet neighbor like this, huh?
I dare you to crush my hand with that door
[OUCH]
Why didn't you move your hand?
I thought you wouldn't do it
Can I come in now?
Come then
There is an oinment jar in my room. Go and get it
Hurry up
So annoying!
Classmate, what are you looking for?
The oinment jar
The oinment jar?
Why?
You live alone here?
Let me do it
Let go of my hand
Hey, it hurts
Do you know how to do it?
Hurt, hurt, ouch. Can you be more gentle?
It'll hurt either way
It hurts, hurt
HURT
You're not gentle at all even though it's already swollen
So much trouble. Shut up.
Yo, go back already?
So what? It fucking hurts
You are fast, take a bath already?
Of course the first time would hurt a lot
Eh?
What happened with your hand?
Nothing
Hey, An Ziyan
Hey
Oh my, the music is so noisy and you still keep saying "hey hey hey"
Why don't you let me sleep in peace, huh?
Just bring them back to my room, thank you.
I didn't say I would do that
My finger got hurt because of you. Can you just help me and bring them back to the dorm?
I helped you with the oinment, didn't I?
Hey, you called that help?
Wait for me
I'm going first
Eh, wait, wait...
Hey, Maiding, wanna have lunch together?
Not hungry, you go alone
Classmate, wanna have lunch together?
No
Come on, it's only lunch meal
You're so damn annoying
If you get to know me better, you will understand I'm not that annoying
Maiding, didn't you just say you didn't want to have lunch?
Just not with you, dude
Should we share the money or the meal is on you?
Go to hell
Hey, what are you doing?
Do you really want to die?
Where the hell are you touching at?
How can I know where you put that thing in?
In your stupid head then?
Here, take this card
Hey, I guess you still know nothing about me, right?
Let me introduce myself
I am Maiding, male, single
17 years old, height: 1m88 (6'2") [ LIAR!]
Do you think I'm blind?
Eh, I'm a Gemini, parents still alive, hate cilantro
love coffee without sugar
hate bitter melon because it's bitter, very uncomfortable to eat
I am very optimistic, strong-willed
My biggest dream is to become rich in one night
That's why I buy lottery tickets everyday. However...
How about you?
Hey
I am still a virgin
Don't make me vomit
<i>The reason why I want to be friends with An Ziyan</i>
<i>is that I just want my life to be more exciting</i>
<i>Then someday I can tell all my grandchildren in confidence</i>
<i>that their grandpa used to have a bisexual friend, too</i>
An Ziyan, you should be exhausted now, right?
An Ziyan, come on. An Ziyan, come on....
Good morning, everybody
Stand up straight!
Ready?
Everybody is here, right?
If it wasn't hard and strenuous
that means you guys didn't try your best
Today
is the day you guys learn how to strengthen your will
Why are you laughing?
What's so funny?
What do you want?
Everybody, ready
Stand up straight
Head to the right
Back to the front
Look straight forward
No holding pants, understood?
No moving
Not feeling well?
If not then tell me, ok?
Feel tired? Just tell me then
No looking around
Hey, what's wrong with you? Are you ok? Maiding, Maiding?
Wake up. Bring him to the infirmary
Feeling comfortable, huh? It's afternoon already
Why are you here?
We just had a break, thought you haven't had lunch yet so I bought these things
The teacher said you can only be absent this afternoon, not the evening
I'm going first
Why didn't you help me?
Aren't we buddies?
Sir, this guy stood in the wrong position.
Why are you staying there?
You are shorter. Go to the right
Li Ming
Did you steal my underwear?
Why the hell would I do that?
You think your underwear is made of gold?
Then where is it?
How can I know?
Maybe you flushed it down the toilet
No way
It's a squat toilet
Classmate, wait for me
Will you miss the teachers?
No
Then you will miss our memorable friendship during this military training?
No way
Right now you must feel very comfortable inside your pants right?
What are you saying?
I left that underwear inside my pants by accident
I'm wearing another one, not that.
Sponge Bob, how ridiculous it is
Stop it, I didn't pick it out. My mom bought it
Hello!
What? You can't go now?
How can you do this all of a sudden?
Please, go with me honey
Oh, Ok Ok
Uh, I know
Here, for you
2 tickets, who should I go with?
Liar
How about... you go with me?
Are you fucking kidding me? I don't watch movies with guys
Then who should I go with?
Liar, you are lying
You have An Ziyan, haven't you?
Classmate, wanna see a movie together?
Don't want to
Please, the movie is good
The Croods
So childish
I like the main character, very manly
Pervert
Go with me, please
Or else I will tell everyone that you are bi
Whatever
An Ziyan, open the door
An Ziyan, An Ziyan
An Ziyan, open up
Ok, I will go with you, but under one condition
Ok, what is it?
Don't bother me anymore
Let's go
It started
It's good, isn't it?
Give it to me.
Let's go
Hey, what is your type of man?
I don't love men
What?
Didn't you say you are ok with both?
You believed in everything I said?
You fool, just go, or else we'll be back late
Everybody, be quiet. The class starts now
Our lecture today is about producers
What is a producer?
A producer is responsible for the whole plan of the project....
[Lecturing...]
Here's a tissue.
Thank you
My boyfriend and I have loved each other for a long time
But recently he seems very strange
I don't know if he had someone else beside me
We are not even in the same university.
I.....
Don't cry
I know but it makes me feel so upset, I couldn't hold it in
That guy is not good for you
You shouldn't cry for him anymore
You will find a someone better
It's none of your business
It's my stuff, I know what's best for me
You have no right to tell me what to do
You even told me I should find someone else. What the hell was that for?
I don't like you. Why don't you look at yourself then
You think you are that fucking good?
Anyone is better than you
Hey
Still sad about that thing? Is it worth it?
An Ziyan
Huh?
I'm really upset
Some people deserve to receive our consolation, some don't
You think everybody will appreciate your kindness?
This world is not that great, you know
Still wanna dream big?
Just live your life good, don't put pressure on yourself
Then why did you comfort me?
Who said that?
Gonna have lunch now
Where to?
Who invited you?
Hey, don't be so selfish
Go away
Then how can I listen to you?
Am I that ugly?
So ugly that you don't even want to look at me?
Just tell me the truth
Don't wanna. Just eat
It would be good if I were handsome like you
I could have a new girlfriend everyday
They would hang out with me and sleep by my side
You are not afraid of STDs?
A guy like you wouldn't understand what I'm thinking
I am like....
uhm... ya
the male version of Cinderella
My life is gloomy but there is no godmother helping me
I'm busy
Must go first
Oh...
Maiding
Do you really understand those fairy stories?
<i>Just as I suspected</i>
<i>An Ziyan and his good looks have become very popular among other students</i>
<i>But the strangest thing is that the more cold-hearted he looks, the more all those girls fall in love with him</i>
<i>I am so friendly, so sociable like this but all I have is their ignorance</i>
Classmate, your love letters
Why did you throw them away?
Don't wanna waste my time
What do you mean wasting your time?
It's about the social relationship between people too
If you keep behaving like this, you will cause trouble for yourself
It's none of your business
We are good friends
of course I am worried about your love life too
Maiding
Huh?
I have a girlfriend
Ah...
So you already have a girlfriend
Why don't you say so sooner?
She must be very hot
It's normal for a handsome guy like you to have a hot girlfriend
Then I'll go first
An Ziyan has a girlfriend
So what?
You can still have a chance with him
Long absent, soon forgotten
You fool
Why should I do that?
We are just friends
Friends?
Have you seen your own face when you look at An Ziyan?
It's like you wanna say
Oh, please hold me tight
Oh, please kiss me more
Oh, please open my legs wide
You stupid jerk, stop bullshitting
An Ziyan and I?
Are you blind?
We are both guys, dude
I don't know if he's straight or not
at least I know I am
When I was watching porm, my little brother under here had an erection too, you know?
Then can you tell me you don't have any feelings for An Ziyan?
Ah, I'm not talking about that kind of friendship feeling
How can I like him?
He is a guy
It's not funny at all
An Ziyan, you bastard
You are rich, so what?
You are handsome, so what?
You are...
Who are you cursing at?
None of your business, go away
Hey, really?
Don't you have anything to say?
Ignore me? I'm talking to you
Why are you so angry? You crazy
I have neither gotten angry with anyone
nor have met such a bastard like you
Li Ming. What makes you think that I like An Ziyan?
Why are you so excited? Let go.
What is it?
Wait a minute.
Listen to this.
Thinking of him for no particular reason.
Thinking of him when seeing something related to him.
Can't help but smile when thinking of him.
Will care about what he thinks.
Hopes to be acknowledged by him.
Acting more feminine when in front of him.
Or more masculine.
Will inadvertently try to get close to him.
Got it?
I got it.
An Ziyan
Why did I meet you?
Why did I pay attention to you?
Why did I make friends with you?
Why did I like you?
Why did you lie to me?
Why didn't you tell me you have a girlfriend?
Have you ever thought about my feelings?
Oh god
PERVERT
Maiding
Why are you avoiding me?
You fool
Let me go
Or I'll yell out
Yell, my ass. Why would you yell?
Isn't it because of what I said last night?
What did you say?
You didn't hear anything?
Hear what?
Why didn't you say something earlier?
Let's go, my treat for today's lunch
I'm hungry
<i>Tonight is Li Ming's birthday party</i>
<i>Li Ming invited some of his friends to a restaurant</i>
<i>Of course, I was there too</i>
<i>And I soon realized that, despite being an otaku, he had lots of female friends</i>
<i>I have no idea what girls nowadays are thinking</i>
<i>What exactly is their standard for boys?</i>
Li Ming, do you think An Ziyan will like me?
I'm more beautiful than other girls too
Yeah, our Zi Ruo is actually really good
You have no chance, girl
An Ziyan has a girlfriend
Let's drink together, shall we?
Don't flirt with me, I am no longer straight
Let's drink
Ok
Hey, today is my birthday
What the hell is that long face for?
Let me drink with you
<u>Maiding</u>
<u>I have a girlfriend</u>
Thank you everybody for coming here today
You're welcome
Being your friend is very miserable
Don't you know that?
I am....
Eh ehhhhh...
Uh, about this... It's late already, you guys should go home then
Do you need us to take him home too?
I think so. He is very drunk, cannot go by himself anyway
I'm ok
No need to. I'll call his relative to pick him up
You guys just go home first, ok?
Acha, it's enough
Keep drinking, come on....
Aizzz, enough
Stop! Right now
An Ziyan
Shut up
Wanna fight now?
Shit! Wake up, you drunk bastard
I'm not An Ziyan, it's Li Ming
Impossible
Li Ming is very ugly, but you...
Aizzzz, do you believe that I will leave you here?
No problem, hehehe....
Hello, Xiaoran?
Ah, can you go to room 501
and tell Ziyan that Maiding is in the restaurant nearby. He's really drunk
Uh, uh, that's right
Uhm, ok. Thank you, bye
Maiding, Maiding
I'm not drunk
Stop moving, stay still
Ok, I'm not moving
Good boy, good good
♪ He is not here by my side..... ♪
Who got him drunk like this?
He got drunk by himself
Get up now
Shit, don't make me angry
Who are you?
You trying to kill, me huh?
Ya, so what?
Why are you angry with me?
I feel so dizzy
Serves you right
It's your fault, you bastard
So annoying, get in
Where are we going?
My house
Why am I so unlucky like this?
Never won a lottery yet
Has God forgotten about me?
If not, then why hasn't he helped me for once
so that I can finally have some good fortune
What do you need money for?
Lots of things
Travelling to Maldives, for example
buying a mansion
and get my teeth plated in gold
Is that all?
But An Ziyan,
Even if I won the lottery and had to use all of the money
I'd definitely spend it on you, so that you could always stay by my side
You think I am that easy to buy?
But if it's not money
then I don't know how to make you stay with me
Sorry for bothering you
You don't have to worry about me
After taking a nap in the car, I feel better now
I will find a motel room
How can I let you stay in a motel room?
I know we are friends but you don't have to....
Stop pretending, I'm tired of hearing that
It really annoys me
Are you a dead fish?
Why did you kiss me?
Done staring? Take a bath
Where is the guest room?
Come here
What for?
Give me your first time
Talking dirty, have you no shame?
Didn't you said you like me?
You've known everything, still you lied to me?
What do you want? Making fun of me?
Uh, I like you
You can feel weird, disgusted or whatever
even you don't wanna be friend with me
I will still like you
You've already seen me as a joke from the beginning
I'm tired, I'm leaving now
You can't just come and go
What is it now?
What do you want?
Hey, gonna rape me?
Hey. You weren't honest with me either. [From the book, Maiding is hard and poking An Ziyan]
Are we going to do it or not?
So, can I be your first?
Giving my first time to the one I love, I'll never regret it.
What are you doing?
Leaving, it'll be bad if your girlfriend sees me here
She's studying abroad in America
Oh
So what are we now?
What do you think?
How can I know that?
As if you would agree with what I say
Just tell me then
I wanna be your boyfriend
Ok
You're very handsome. Many people like you.
Why choose me?
You look normal. No one likes you anyway
Why can't I?
You are crazy!!!
He likes me
No way.
Does it make sense?
That's An Ziyan
Why do I need to worry that much?
He still likes me anyway
Shit, lost again
Hey, Maiding
How was An Ziyan in bed?
What the hell are you talking about?
- An Ziyan and I... - Stop denying, you should look at your slutty face right now
Don't worry, I'll keep it a secret
Don't you think it's weird to fall for a guy?
How weird? It's 2014 now, you stupid
So did you guys.... really do it????
Not only did I sleep with him, but we are already dating.
Are you sure he is serious with you?
I think so...
How about his girlfriend?
Yeah, how about her?
I'm the one who ask here, dude
I have no idea, too
You have no clue, then how can I know?
I forgot to ask An Ziyan
He won't play the "be on both sides of the fence" game, right?
Let me tell you this, having An Ziyan by your side is good enough
Don't worry about that chick
Just have fun with each other, ok?
I'm not that kind of person
I must ask him directly.
Men feel annoyed with people like you the most, you know?
Take that away
What are you doing?
Folding clothes, tomorrow's a holiday, man
Holiday? What holiday?
The national independence day, 7 days off school
Don't tell me you don't remember that?
Oh shit, I forgot
No wonder why my mom told me to come home several days ago
I thought I could stay away from her for a few more days
How can you let your mom control you like that...
What are you talking about?
Ah, nothing. I said: How can you have a good mom like that
Why are you standing here?
Waiting to have lunch together
It's what lovers usually do
What kind of attitude is that?
What now?
Pretending as if nothing has happened?
Whatever
From now on I warn you
I'm not the kind of guy who gets dumped easily
As if no one knew that
Can you slow down a bit?
It's your problem, not mine
What the hell?
Why can't you be nice to me?
I want to warn you too
To you, I'll always be like this
Just fucking throw that away if you don't want it
It'll be very wasteful
I thought you wanted to eat that
Hey, we are in a relationship now
At least treat me a little bit more special
Being able to sit in front of me is special enough
What the hell is so special about that?
Hey, do you have any plans for the 7-day holiday?
No
Tomorrow I will take the 3-hour bus to go home, can you see me off?
I'll think about it
What's there to think?
A lot
Is there anything more important than me?
A lot
There is something I have to say
What are you going to do with your girlfriend?
What about her?
What do you mean "What about her"?
You are kidding, right?
Apparently you're dating me now
and you still do this sneaky thing behind her back
It's not what a man should do
You don't have the right to say that
I'm not finished yet
if your still being a player like this
I think we should break up
My love for you is not that cheap
You're determined!
Uhm
I just want you to love only me
I don't want to share our love with anyone else
Are you sure?
Mm
What are you doing?
Dumping her
Hey, don't tell her I'm the one who stole her boyfriend, okay?
I don't know if she would come back from America just to take revenge on me
Angry women are very dangerous
Hello, how's it going?
Miss me already, my hubby?
Chessy
What's wrong with that?
Your ruthless. Still remember to call me, huh?
You've only called me several time since I went to America
Xiaosi, let's break up
I think it doesn't matter if we break up or not
but this person wants me to say it
Who is that person?
This person is Maiding
Male
An Ziyan, finally this day has come
You actually fall in love, and it's with a man
Shut up
What?
We just broke up and you no longer want to talk to me, huh?
Ah, I also have a few words for your Maiding here
Be careful or I will steal An Ziyan back
Before hanging up, let me call you my hubby one more time
We have been together for 4 years anyway, right?
Hubby, my ass
So, that's it?
Didn't she said that you guys have been together for 4 years?
And just being dumped like that now?
She had no problem even when she knew that I was a guy
She is too kind to be honest
That's why she could become my girlfriend
Who is it?
It's me, open the door
Hey, I have to go now. Can you see me off?
Why is that so important...
Wake up
I won't go if you don't get up
Get up now!
Don't force me
Or else you'll regret it
The taxi is here... Get in
Uh
Hey, I still don't have your phone number
Don't put your damn head out. Do you wanna die??
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