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How I Make Money Online

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Don't Start a Podcast - Duration: 3:44.

(upbeat music)

- I can ride with you?

- Yep.

- Oh, hey guys.

Hey guys, I've been meaning to ask you,

I've been doing a podcast.

It's called West Wings, we eat wings

and we watch The West Wing. (laughs)

It's gonna be super easy.

You guys wanna be guests?

- You go ahead, I'll catch up.

- That's weird, but okay.

- Did you forget something?

- Grant, hear the words that I say to you.

(ominous music)

Your podcast will fail.

- What?

(laughs)

Hey, fuck you man.

- No,

fuck you.

Fuck you for thinking that this world need another podcast.

And that people you know should listen to it.

It's a bad idea and a waste of time.

- It's not a bad idea.

It's a good creative outlet.

- A creative outlet.

Is that what you call an hour and a half

of unedited, bad audio from your living room?

- Yeah, why not?

- Do you think your clever

for thinking to review a television show?

It probably felt nice when you realized

there was a built-in structure, an episode of the show

was an episode of your podcast.

This has been done a million times, Grant.

It's a bad idea, and your podcast will fail.

- Who cares, it's just for fun.

- It's not fun for me.

It's not fun for anyone, Grant.

- Well - What would you say

is the value of it, hm?

- I think it would be fun to

hang out with my friends

and watch my favorite show and eat wings.

There's nothing wrong with that.

- There isn't.

So why don't you just do that?

Why does it have to be a podcast?

- Because at the end I'll have created something.

- Created what though?

A half-baked take on the subtleties of Joshua Malina's

performance while you suck the wing fat from your teeth?

No one wants to listen to that.

- I think someone might.

- Oh the hubris.

You think your personality is so sparkling?

That people want to listen to thousands of hours

of you meandering off topic?

Of your guests describing your apartment

before the show even starts?

Of your roommate coming home, and being like 'Sorry'?

Of you calling in a friend from New York who's super funny

even though you don't have the technology to make that work.

Admit it.

- Admit what?

- Admit that deep down, you know that this is a complete

waste of time.

- I already bought the gear.

- Return it.

And then spend the money on literally anything else.

- No! No! It's fun.

It's fun.

It's fun.

I don't know why you're saying this, you're supposed

to be my friend.

- I am your friend.

I'm the only friend you have left,

and this is what friends do, they call each other out

on their shit, and this is the worst kind of shit there is.

Your podcast will fail.

- But I love the West Wing.

- Zach, what's the hold up?

We gotta record a new episode of West Wings and Wings.

Our podcast comparing the two shows,

Wings and the West Wing.

- What the fuck?

- Wait, this is actually gonna be good though.

Hi, it's Zach from College Humor.

Thanks for watching.

You can click here to subscribe,

or click here for some other fun stuff.

You can also screenshot me and turn me into a meme

with one of the following poses.

Let me know how that goes.

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Avoid this 5 foods to Keep Your Kidneys Healthy - Duration: 3:40.

Avoid this 5 foods to Keep Your Kidneys Healthy.

The first step in healthy eating is having the right foods stocked in your kitchen.

Because many foods are hidden sources of sugar and sodium, it is important to know what's

really in your refrigerator.

The two leading causes of kidney disease are diabetes and high blood pressure, but when

these conditions are controlled, kidney disease can often be prevented or slowed down.

Making healthy food choices and controlling sugar, fat, sodium and salt intake can make

a big difference in managing the risk factors for kidney disease and protecting the kidneys.

Keep these 5 foods out of your daily diet to keep your kidneys healthy:

Soda

Steer clear!

Soda provides no nutritional benefit and is packed with sugars -- either natural or chemically

manufactured.

This equates to extra calories in your diet and can ultimately result in unwanted weight

gain.

A typical 12 oz. cola has 152 calories, and in some places, this is considered a small

serving of soda!

There are stores in the United States that sell soda in 50 oz. servings!

Studies have linked sodas to conditions like osteoporosis, kidney disease, metabolic syndrome

and dental problems.

Diet sodas may be lower in calories, but still provide no nutritional value and often contain

additives, including artificial sweeteners.

Skip the soda and reach for water instead.

If you don't like the taste of plain water, add a slice or two of fresh fruit to add flavor.

Processed deli meats

Scrap cold cuts like bologna and ham from your diet!

Processed meats can be significant sources of sodium and also nitrates, which have been

linked to cancer.

Choose leaner meats like fresh roasted turkey or chicken and always opt for the low sodium,

low nitrate meats.

Butter

Skimp on the spread!

Butter is made from animal fat and contains cholesterol, calories and high levels of saturated

fat.

Margarine is made from vegetable oil and is higher in the "good" fats, but may not be

a better choice because it often contains trans fats.

When possible, use canola or olive oil instead.

If you opt for a spread, go for one that is lower in calories and saturated fat and contains

no trans fats.

Mayonnaise

One tablespoon of mayonnaise contains a whopping 103 calories!

Not only is it high in calories, it also contains high levels of saturated fat.

Lower calorie and fat-free mayonnaises are available on the market, but they are often

higher in sodium and sugar, and may contain other additives.

A healthier swap involves replacing your mayonnaise with plain non-fat Greek yogurt, which is

high in protein and mixes nicely to bind salads.

Frozen meals

Studies have shown that processed foods may contribute to the development of type 2 diabetes

and frozen or pre-made meals like frozen pizza and microwaveable dinners are often heavily

processed.

Heavy processing can mean hidden sugar, sodium and fat; however, not all frozen meals are

created equal!

It is always a good idea to prepare fresh and whole foods when you can, but if sometimes

convenience is key, so if you opt for frozen meals, read the labels carefully.

Look for those that are "low sodium" or "no sodium added" and avoid frozen meals with

added sugar, fillers or any other additives.

Balance out the meal by adding in fresh fruit and vegetables if they are not included in

the frozen meal.

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Get Ready For Trump's Expensive Internet Tiers - Duration: 16:03.

WITH ALL THAT'S GOING AROUND IN THE NEWS WE CAN'T ALLOW

OURSELVES TO FORGET, THIS IS THE SET THAT IN A FEW WEEKS THE

FCC IS LOOKING TO DESTROY NET NEUTRALITY AND IS COMING UP

SOON.

I HAVE BAD NEWS AND IT HAS TO DO PARTIALLY WITH HOW PEOPLE

VIEW THE TOPIC OF NET NEUTRALITY BUT ALSO MAY BE WHY THEY

VIEW IT THAT WAY.

IT HAS TO DO WITH THE COVERAGE OR LACK OF COVERAGE IN THE

MEDIA.

THIS IS MOSTLY COMING FROM THE GREAT WORK OF MEDIA MATTERS.

YOU WILL SEE THE BROADCAST NEWS NETWORKS THAT NBC DID NOT

TALK ABOUT.

ABC SOMEHOW TALKED ABOUT IT FOR 25 SECONDS.

AND THEN WE GET TO MINUTES OUT OF CBS.

I DON'T KNOW THE LOGOS.

IT IS NOT A LOT OF TIME.

THAT IS THE BROADCAST NETWORKS.

THANKFULLY CABLE NEWS NETWORKS TO TALK ABOUT IT MORE ALTHOUGH

IT IS NOT THAT MUCH BETTER.

WHEN YOU CONSIDER THAT THESE NETWORKS HAVE 24

HOURS IT SEEMS LOW EVEN THEN.

THE

RAW NUMBERS COMES FROM THE POINT OF VIEW OF THE PERSON

THAT WANTS TO KILL NET NEUTRALITY, MAYBE IT WOULD

BE BETTER IF THEY DIDN'T TALK ABOUT IT AT ALL.

OF COURSE FOX IS ON THE SIDE OF GIANT MEDIA COMPANIES WHO

WOULD LIKE TO CONTROL THE INTERNET AND PASS THEIR OWN

REGULATIONS AND NOT LET THE GOVERNMENT PROTECT OUR

INTEREST AND PROTECT THE INTERNET AS IT IS.

NBC NOT RUNNING ANY STORIES ON IT WHEN THEY ARE OWNED BY

COMCAST, ONE OF THE INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDERS IS NOT

SURPRISING.

THE CREDIT TO MSNBC.

THEY ARE ALSO OWNED BY COMCAST BASEMENT THE MOST AMOUNT OF

TIME ON THAT ISSUE.

STILL WAY BETTER THAN CREDIT TO THEM.

ESPECIALLY BECAUSE THEY ARE OWNED BY COMCAST.

THEY SAID THAT THEY WOULD NOT HAVE TIERS BASICALLY.

AND ODDLY ENOUGH THEY DELETED THAT SAME PLACE ON THE SAME

DAY THE SEC SAID THEY WERE GOING TO DESTROY NET NEUTRALITY.

I LIKE HOW WHILE OBAMA WAS IN CHARGE AND THEY WERE PRETENDING

THAT THEY WERE GOING TO BE MORAL ACTORS, NO WE WILL PROTECT THE

INTERNET ON OUR OWN.

WE CHANGE THAT RULE AND WE DECIDED THAT WE CAN SLOW

DOWN YOUR WEBSITE.

IF THIS GETS DESTROYED AND WE START TO SEE THOSE TIERS OF

SERVICE AND THE VAST MAJORITY OF US END UP ON A CRAPPY TIERS,

IT'S NOT THAT THEY ARE BUILDING A HIGHER SPEED THINGS FOR

THOSE WHO PAY MORE.

THEY WILL FIND WAYS TO CUT YOUR SPEED AND PROBABLY CUT YOU.

THINK ABOUT PEOPLE WHO ARE DEBATING WHETHER OR NOT

THEY CAN AFFORD TO HAVE THE INTERNET IN THE FIRST PLACE.

OR SCHOOLS THAT ARE CONSIDERING LOOKING AT MORE INTERNET

CABLE COMPUTERS.

THINK ABOUT THOSE PEOPLE AND WHAT WILL END UP HAPPENING

TO THEIR EXPERIENCE.

THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH ñ WE ALREADY HAVE THIS HUGE

INEQUALITY IN TERMS OF EDUCATIONAL OUTCOMES AND IT

CAN ONLY GET WORSE.

THAT IS GOING TO BE GREAT FOR A LOT OF AMERICANS.

I JUST WANT TO GIVE YOU AN AVENUE TO FIGHT BACK.

PLEASE SIGN THIS PETITION AND CALL

YOUR CONGRESSPERSON TO DEMAND THAT THEY DO EVERYTHING IN

THEIR POWER TO STOP THE NONSENSE OF TRUMP AND PIE FROM

DESTROYING THE INTERNET WHERE THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES.

BY THE WAY, AJIT PIE IS NOT GOING TO LISTEN, BUT YOU

COULD EMAIL HIM.

BE CIVIL.

THE VOTE IS ON DECEMBER 14.

LET'S STOP THERE BECAUSE WHAT DO WE HAVE LEFT?

THEY ARE INVITING DISASTER.

THERE ARE ALL THESE COMMENTS THAT WERE SENT TO THE FCC.

JOHN IS GOING TO TELL YOU ABOUT THAT AGAIN.

WHAT A JOKE

THAT TURNED OUT TO BE, SO THEY DON'T CARE.

MOST PEOPLE ARE AGAINST IT.

THEY DON'T CARE.

DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS ARE AGAINST IT.

THEY DON'T CARE.

VOTERS ARE AGAINST IT.

THEY DON'T CARE.

WHAT DO THE REPUBLICANS DO WHENEVER THEY ARE IN A BAD

SITUATION?

THEY GET PHYSICAL.

THE MOST FAMOUS INSTANCE IS IN FLORIDA,

THEY HAD THE RECOUNT IN 2000 AND A BUNCH OF REPUBLICAN LOBBYISTS

AND STAFFERS GET TOGETHER AND THEY WENT AND CIRCLED THE

BUILDING IN MIAMI-DADE TO STOP THE RECOUNT AND IT WORKED.

THEY PRETENDED TO BE REAL AMERICANS WHO WERE OUTRAGED THAT

WE WERE COUNTING THE VOTE AS IF A THING LIKE THAT EXISTS, AND

THEY SHUT DOWN THE VOTE AND IT TURNS OUT IF THEY HAD RECOUNTED

ALL OF FLORIDA, AL GORE WOULD'VE BEEN PRESIDENT, AND IT WORKED.

SO OKAY, SURROUND THE FCC BUILDING ON DECEMBER 14.

DON'T LET THEM VOTE.

DON'T DO ANYTHING PHYSICAL

TO ANY HUMAN BEINGS, PLEASE.

WE'RE ON THE LEFT, WE DON'T BELIEVE IN PHYSICAL ACTION

AGAINST HUMAN BEINGS, OKAY?

BUT ON THE OTHER HAND, THE FCC BUILDING, IF WE HAD ANY KIND OF

SEMBLANCE OF DEMOCRACY HERE, YOU KNOW WHAT OTHER COUNTRIES DO?

THEY POUR INTO THE STREETS.

THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE.

THERE SHOULD BE HUNDRED THOUSAND PEOPLE SURROUNDING THE FCC

BUILDING SAYING, CAN YOU TAKE THE VOTE NOW?

THAT'S THE ONLY THING LEFT.

YEAH.

REALISTICALLY, WE SHOULD HAVE, I DON'T KNOW IF IT NEEDS TO

BE A CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT, AND MAYBE THIS IS GOING TO

MAKE ME SOUND LIKE A GEEK, BUT THERE ARE A VARIETY OF RIGHTS

WE NEED TO HAVE AND ONE OF THEM IS THE RIGHT TO UNRESTRAINED

ACCESS TO THE INTERNET.

IT IS NOT AN OPTIONAL THING.

THIS ISN'T THE EARLY 90S,

IT'S NOT JUST FOR PEOPLE WHO WANT TO PLAY DOOM.

YOU NEED THIS FOR EVERY AREA OF LIFE FROM COMMERCE,

BUSINESS, SCHOOL, RELATIONSHIPS INCREASINGLY, EVERYTHING

AND ONE OF THE REASONS I THINK THAT THEY MIGHT BE ABLE TO

SQUEAK IN THROUGH RIGHT NOW, ONE IS WE ALLOWED TRUMP TO BE

ELECTED

EVEN THOUGH HE SPOKE OUT AGAINST NET NEUTRALITY BUT PEOPLE HAVE

BEEN WORN DOWN BY THE MULTIPLE TIMES WE'VE HAD THIS DISCUSSION.

UNDER OBAMA THIS CAME UP MULTIPLE TIMES, WE PUT

PRESSURE ON THE GOVERNMENT AND OBAMA AND FCC AT THAT

POINT WENT THE RIGHT DIRECTION.

IT JUST KEEPS COMING UP

OVER AND OVER AND THIS TIME THEY MIGHT ACTUALLY SUCCEED.

THE PETITION WILL HAVE A LINK DOWN IN THE DESCRIPTION

BOX AND THE COMMENTS SECTION BUT LET ME TELL YOU WHERE WE

ARE IN THE POLLS AND WHAT AMERICAN THINKS ABOUT THIS.

THIS IS GRAPHIC 32.

THE MAIN ISSUE THERE IS, IS MOST

PEOPLE DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.

40% DON'T HAVE AN OPINION.

46% HAVE HEARD A LOT ABOUT NET NEUTRALITY RECENTLY,

THAT MEANS THE MAJORITY OF AMERICANS HAVE NOT HEARD

ABOUT IT, PARTLY BECAUSE OF WHAT JOHN POINTED OUT WHICH IS

THAT THE MEDIA IS HARDLY COVERING IT AT ALL.

THEY DIDN'T SEE IT ON TV SO A LOT OF AMERICANS NEVER HEARD

ABOUT IT.

WHEREAS THE PEOPLE WHO DID HEAR ABOUT IT, THE NUMBERS ARE

OVERWHELMING, 52 TO 18 ON OUR SIDE.

IN FACT, 55% OF DEMOCRATS ARE FOR NET NEUTRALITY, THAT IS

KEEPING THE INTERNET AS IT IS, BUT SO ARE 52% OF REPUBLICANS.

THE REPUBLICANS GO WAIT, DON'T TAKE AWAY MY RIGHT WING

WEBSITES.

YOU THINK IS BIG CABLE COMPANIES ARE GOING TO CARE ABOUT

YOUR RIGHT WING BLOGS?

NO, YOU ARE FIRST ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK.

THEY DON'T LIKE YOUR BIGOTRY.

IT COSTS THEM CUSTOMERS.

THAT IS WHY ACTUAL VOTERS HATE THIS THING.

WHICH LEADS US TO THE HILARIOUS SITUATION OF, GRAPHIC 34,

ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THEY ASKED FOR COMMENTS FROM THE

SEC BULIMIC OF YOU A LITTLE BIT OF CONTEXT.

LAST TIME THEY DID THIS IN 2014

A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY SINCE THEN, COME ABOUT 450,000,

SEVERAL AND THEY WERE ALMOST ALL FOR KEEPING NET NEUTRALITY,

SO THE REPUBLICANS ON THE COMMISSION LOOK TO THAT AND

GO, WHEN YOU ASK FOR COMMONS IT DOESN'T WORK OUT WELL FOR US.

THEY LIKE THE INTERNET AND THEY WANT TO KEEP IT AS IT IS THAT

WE TRY TO DO OUR PROPAGANDA, WE SENT PIE ON FOX NEWS AND WE

DID OH NO, KEEPING THE INTERNET AS IT IS WOULD BE GOVERNMENT

REGULATION.

INSTEAD LET VERIZON AND COMCAST DO ANY

REGULATION THEY LIKE BUT ONLY FOR THEIR BENEFIT AND NOT YOURS.

DAMN, THAT DIDN'T WORK.

SO THIS TIME THEY ASKED FOR COMMENTS, BUT NOW THERE ARE

BOTS, THEY GET 22 MILLION COMMENTS.

LET'S LOOK INTO THAT.

PEW RESEARCH CENTER FOUND OUT, REPORTED BY THE HILL:

TO GIVE YOU CONTEXT, WHICH SIDE HAS THE DUPLICATE COMMENTS?

ONE INSTANCE WAS 2.8 MILLION PEOPLE TO SEND IN THE SAME,

BECAUSE JOHN OLIVER DID A SEGMENT ON IT WHICH WAS AWESOME.

THAT'S A LOT OF PEOPLE.

GOD BLESS HIM.

CONSIDERING THAT HE DOES EIGHT MINUTES OF VIDEO A

YEAR, HE DEVOTED A LOT OF IT'S A NET NEUTRALITY GOING BACK

TO THE YEARS SO HE DESERVES A LOT OF CREDIT FOR THAT.

THAT ARE ACTUALLY HUMAN BEINGS WHO GOT WORKED UP BY

JOHN OLIVER, BLESS HIS HEART, AND SAID YES I WANT TO KEEP

THAT NEUTRALITY.

LET'S LOOK AT THE REST.

MAYBE THE PEOPLE REALLY DON'T LIKE THAT NEUTRALITY.

MAYBE THEY WERE LISTENING TO RUSH LIMBAUGH AND HE IS

LIKELY NEEDS INTERNET?

FIVE AND HAVE MANY PEOPLE GOT ON AND SAID NO, I'M GOING TO

SEND THE SAME EXACT MESSAGE.

OR PERHAPS THOSE BIG INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER COMPANIES

WERE LIKE, OH, THERE'S A THING CALLED ABOUT WHERE WE CAN

PRETEND THE PEOPLE ARE ON OUR SIDE.

SEND THIS STATE 500 MILLION MESSAGES SAYING I HATE

FREEDOM ON THE INTERNET, PLEASE SLOW DOWN ON MY WEBSITE, I

DON'T WANT TO WATCH NETFLIX OR I WANTED TO BE REALLY SLOW.

PORN, YUCK DOTZLER THAT DOWN, I DON'T WANT THAT EITHER.

OTHER PEOPLE TOO.

RIGHT-WING OR LEFT-WING SAYS IT DON'T AGREE WITH THE

ESTABLISHMENT, HATE THOSE.

PLEASE LET VERIZON AND COMCAST TOLD THEM.

LOOK AT THIS ELITIST LIVE OVER HERE.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT SOMETIMES WHEN I WATCH

THINGS ONLINE LIKE WESTWORLD APPLIES REALLY COMPLICATED

AND IT'S HARD TO FOLLOW.

IT'S NICE WHEN IT PAUSES ALL THE TIME, IT GIVES ME TIME TO

THINK ABOUT THE PLOT FIGURE OUT WHAT'S GOING ON.

I HAVE A COUPLE OF OTHER NUMBERS THOUGH.

7.7 MILLION COMMENTS

WERE SUBMITTED FROM MAIL DOMAINS ATTRIBUTED TO THE WEBSITE

FAKEMAILGENERATOR.COM.

I WONDER WHERE THEY'RE COMING FROM.

I CAN'T QUITE TELL.

ALSO AND IT IS INTERESTING TO FIND OUT, SOMETIMES THEIR

GEOGRAPHIC DIFFERENCES AND HOW MUCH PEOPLE CARE ABOUT AN ISSUE

LIKE SOME ISSUES AND CALIFORNIA THEY CARE ABOUT IT, IN SOME

CASES IN FLORIDA.

IN THIS CASE IT SOMEWHERE ELSE TOP

445,000

COMMENTS CAME FROM RUSSIAN EMAIL ADDRESSES SO IT TURNS OUT THEY

JUST REALLY CARE ABOUT STOPPING NET NEUTRALITY IN RUSSIA.

IT IS WEIRD HOW THAT WORKS OUT.

IT IS WHERE.

BY THE WAY, THAT'S MORE THAN ALL THE COMMENTS THEY CAME

AROUND THE LAST TIME THE FCC SOLICITED COMMENTS, CAME

FROM RUSSIAN EMAIL ADDRESSES.

YOU THINK THE RUSSIANS REALLY CARE ABOUT MAKING SURE THAT

VERIZON AND COMCAST MAKE MORE MONEY?

NOTE.

BUT SOMEHOW WHATEVER TRUMP SUPPORTS, THERE ARE

WEBSITES IN RUSSIA THAT ALSO SUPPORTED.

WHAT WOULD COINCIDENCE.

AND SO LOOK, FOR THE PEOPLE WHO DO UNDERSTAND THAT NEUTRALITY

AND UNDERSTAND THE S STANDS FOR FREEDOM ON THE INTERNET AND

KEEPING THING AS THEY ARE ON THE INTERNET, FOR THOSE FOLKS, WHEN

PIE IN THOSE CLOUDS GO AROUND SAYING WE HAVE A LOT OF COMMENTS

FROM FAKE.COM SAYING THAT THEY THINK NET NEUTRALITY IS

TERRIBLE.

THEY DON'T WANT THE INTERNET TO STAY AS IT IS.

YOU THINK WE'RE NOT GOING TO CATCH YOU?

YOU THINK WE ARE NOT SAVVY ENOUGH TO FIGURE OUT WHERE

IT IS COMING FROM?

SO IN THIS CASE, PEW RESEARCH CENTER DID A WONDERFUL JOB BUT

YOU WERE GOING TO GET CAUGHT EITHER WAY.

TO THEM IT IS IT IS JUST A JOKE.

IT IS JUST HOW DO I DO

PROPAGANDA.

ENOUGH OF A FIG LEAF FOR ME TO DO WHATEVER MY LITERAL

CORPORATE MASTERS TOLD ME TO DO BECAUSE PIE WORKS FOR THEM

BEFORE, HE WILL WORK FOR THEM AGAIN.

THERE THE DONORS TO THE REPUBLICANS WHO ARE

SUPPORTING THIS AND WHEN THEY GO OUT THEY'LL PROBABLY WORK

AS LOBBYISTS ARE THE SAME COMPANIES SO WHEN PEOPLE

TALK ABOUT A REVOLUTION, THIS IS IT.

YOU NEED A REVOLUTION SO THAT THE CORPORATIONS DON'T TAKE

OVER EVERY SINGLE PART OF OUR LIVES.

THEY'VE ARTIE CAPTURED THE GOVERNMENT.

NOW THEY'RE GOING TO CAPTURE THE INTERNET AND WHOSE ONLY

PEOPLE FIGHTING BACK?

A LOT OF FOLKS ONLINE, GIVE THEM CREDIT BY THE WAY, YES RIGHT

WING AND LEFT-WING SITES THE BLESS THEIR HEARTS AND YES,

GOOGLE AND FACEBOOK ARE THE GOOD GUYS IN THIS CASE AND THAT FLEX,

THEY ARE ALL FIGHTING FOR NET NEUTRALITY BUT ALSO COME ON THE

POLITICAL SIDE, THE JUSTICE DEMOCRATS BECAUSE THE CORPORATE

DEMOCRATS ARE LIKE IT'S BAD, RIGHT, BUT THEY ALSO TAKE

CORPORATE MONEY.

JUSTICE DEMOCRATS DON'T TAKE CORPORATE MONEY SO THEY CARE.

JUSTICE DEMOCRATS.COM/NETNEUTRALITY.

THE LINK IS IN THE DESCRIPTION BOX.

SIGN THE PETITION.

FIND ANY WAY YOU CAN TO FIGHT BACK.

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ЧТО ВЫГОДНЕЕ - HASHFLARE ИЛИ ALPHA CASH? / БИТКОИН ЗА НОЧЬ УПАЛ ДО 8700 - ЧЕГО ЖДАТЬ? - Duration: 14:00.

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Sanders: Who Cares If It's Not A Real Video Trump Tweeted! - Duration: 7:57.

THIS MORNING DONALD TRUMP THREE TWEETS OF THE ISLAMIC PHOBIC

VIDEOS BY A XENOPHOBIC BRITISH POLITICAL PARTY HAS BEEN WIDELY

CONDEMNED BY A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT GROUPS, DEFENDED

BY OTHERS.

THE FIRST IS BY THE OFFICE OF THE UK PRIME MINISTER,

TERESA MAY.

THAT IS A GOOD RESPONSE OF BRITAIN FIRST.

THAT IS SOMETHING THAT TERESA ME AND OTHERS WILL BE VERY

FOCUSED ON.

THERESA MAY IS RIGHT-WING, SHE IS THE ESTABLISHMENT

BASICALLY IN THE UK.

WE HAVE A LOT OF ISSUES WITH HER BUT SHE IS THE KIND OF

ESTABLISHMENT THAT WE USED TO KNOW.

WHICH WAS SAYING, SLOWLY CRUSHING IT WITH LOWER WAGES.

DONALD TRUMP IS A TOTALLY DIFFERENT WILD ANIMAL.

SO TERESA MAY IS FORCED INTO A POSITION WHERE SHE HAS TO

BE THE SAME MODERATE.

WE JUST WANT TO MAKE MORE MONEY, THERE'S NO REASON TO HATE

MUSLIMS.

STOP DOING THAT.

NOW IT MAKES CISCO WAY TO GO THERESA MAY.

IS A PROMINENT FEMALE POLITICIAN THERE'S EVERY CHANCE

THERE'S GOING TO BE 10 TWEETS ABOUT HER TOMORROW MORNING.

THAT IS TERESA MAY BUT THE WHITE HOUSE DID PUT UP A STATEMENT.

WHETHER IT'S A REAL VIDEO, THE THREAT IS REAL AND THAT

IS WHAT THE PRESIDENT IS TALKING ABOUT.

THAT IS WHAT THE PRESIDENT IS FOCUSED ON, DEALING WITH

THOSE REAL THREATS.

THOSE WERE REAL NO MATTER HOW YOU LOOK AT IT.

LOOK, I'M NOT TALKING BUT THE NATURE OF THE VIDEO I THINK

YOU'RE FOCUSING ON THE WRONG THING.

THE THREAT IS REAL AND THAT IS WHAT THE PRESIDENT IS TALKING

ABOUT, THE NEED FOR NATIONAL SECURITY AND MILITARY SPENDING.

THOSE ARE VERY REAL THINGS.

THERE IS NOTHING FAKE ABOUT THAT.

I KNOW THAT IT'S HER JOB, AND IS THE SAME AS SEAN SPICER.

I HATE PRESS SECRETARIES.

SHE KNOWS SHE IS LYING AND WRONG.

THE VIDEO IS FAKE, IT WAS KNOWN TO BE FAKE BEFORE HE

RETWEETED IT.

WHETHER I AM SPREADING FAKE NEWS OR NOT.

I REALLY THINK IT IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU HATE MUSLIMS.

YOU SHOULD BE SCARED ABOUT THESE BROWN PEOPLE, THAT IS INSANITY

IS COMING OUT OF THE PRESS SECRETARY OF THE WHITE HOUSE.

NOW WE HAVE GOTTEN TO A POINT WHERE WE GO IN CIRCLES.

DRUM SAYS CNN, MSNBC OR FAKE NEWS.

THEN HE LITERALLY PUTS OUT FAKE NEWS.

THAN HIS PRESS SECRETARY SAYS WHO CARES, I DON'T CARE

THAT THE VIDEOS ARE FAKE.

THE ISSUE IS REAL.

WHAT IS THE ISSUE?

THERE IS ONE PART THAT IS TRUE WHICH IS THE

BIGOTRY IS REAL.

BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER IT'S NOT GOING TO BREAK THROUGH.

IN FACT THOSE WHO PROBABLY HELP TRUMP AND HIS VOTERS.

THEY DON'T CARE AND INCREASINGLY IT DOESN'T MATTER.

THAT IS WHY EVEN THOUGH THIS VIDEO IS LESS IMMEDIATELY BAD,

THIS ALMOST PASSES ME OFF EVEN MORE BECAUSE WE ARE NOT EVEN ONE

YEAR INTO THE SEVEN DIMENSIONS OF LET THE FASCIST TAKEOVER

THE COUNTRY.

THINKING THAT THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN POLITICIANS

AND PARTIES IS WHERE THEY ARE IN THE SPECTRUM, IT IS A INCREDIBLY

SIMPLISTIC WAY OF LOOKING AT THE WORLD.

THERE ARE OTHER IMPORTANT FACTORS LIKE WHETHER OR NOT

YOU HAVE TRUTH.

YOU CAN HAVE A DISCUSSION THAT IS DIFFERENT FROM YOU ON

THE POLITICAL SPECTRUM SO LONG AS BOTH OF YOU HAVE SOME

COMMITMENT TO REALITY OF THE REAL WORLD.

TO NOT TELLING FALSEHOODS ON A REGULAR BASIS.

I SERIOUSLY DON'T KNOW IF WE WILL EVER RETURN TO A POINT

WHERE WHAT WE SAY MATTERS.

THAT THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES FOR WHAT YOU SAY AND THAT WE

WILL ABLE TO HAVE SOME SORT OF DISCOURSE AS A COUNTRY.

BETWEEN RIGHT AND LEFT, PARTS OF THE LEFT AND RIGHT.

NOTHING MATTERS ANYMORE.

AFTER EIGHT YEARS OF THIS WILL YOU BE ABLE TO TALK TO ANYONE?

WILL THERE BE ANY PERSUASION LEFT?

I INCREASINGLY DON'T THINK THAT THERE WILL BE.

IF YOU ARE ON THE SIDE, IT HAPPENS SOMETIMES ON THE LEFT.

IF MAINLY ON THE RIGHT, IF YOU ARE ON THE SIDE OF I DON'T CARE

WHAT FACTS ARE, OKAY AT LEAST OWN UP TO THE FIGHT THAT YOU ARE

ON THE LYING SIDE, THE SIDE FILLED WITH FALSEHOODS BECAUSE

YOU CAN'T WIN AN ARGUMENT IF YOU ARE IN THE REALITY-BASED WORLD.

YOU HAVE TO CREATE AN UNREAL WORLD.

JUST WHAT HAPPENED THE OTHER DAY WITH GATEWAY PENDANT AND ALL THE

BLOGS SPREADING FAKE STORIES.

THEY DON'T CARE, THAT IS WHAT THEY DO.

IF YOU SEE A RIGHT WING WEBSITE YOU CAN'T TRUST ANYTHING IN IT.

ALMOST ALL THE RIGHT-WING WEBSITES ARE FILLED TO THE

RIM WITH LIES.

IF YOU ARE ON THAT SIDE I GUESS YOU OWN UP TO IT AND YOU

JUST DON'T LIKE THIS PLANET.

IT IS INCREDIBLY DISCOURAGING WHEN OUR CAREER IS JUST TRYING

TO SPREAD INFORMATION.

THE GOAL IS THAT HOPEFULLY YOU CAN JUST APPEAL TO A FEW PEOPLE

TO TRY TO EXPAND THE BOUNDARIES OF RESPECT FOR TRUTH AND HUMAN

VALUES, AND TO SEE THE ENTIRE.

IT'S THE FLOOR IS DISSOLVING BENEATH US.

EVERYTHING IS CHANGING IN HORRIFIC WAYS AND THERE ARE

PEOPLE THINKING THIS IS JUST FUN AND GAMES.

MAYBE WE WON'T BE ABLE TO HAVE ANY CONVERSATION.

EVERY TIME WE HAVE A PRODUCTION MEETING IT IS SO SCARY

THINKING ABOUT WHAT THE FUTURE WILL BE LIKE.

WE HAVE ALWAYS HAD PROBLEMS BOTH AS A COUNTRY AND WHEN WE ARE

TRYING TO PUT TOGETHER A SHOW THERE HAS BEEN NO TIME WHERE

THINGS ARE GREAT BUT WE ARE IN A TERRIBLE PLACE RIGHT NOW.

I FEEL BESET FROM ALL SIDES BY PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO RESPECT

FOR THE TRUTH.

For more infomation >> Sanders: Who Cares If It's Not A Real Video Trump Tweeted! - Duration: 7:57.

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Try Not To Laugh Challenge #11 - Duration: 9:40.

Hello everybody my name is Markiplier! And welcome back to the Try Not to Laugh Challenge!

Now in preparation for this particular challenge,

I've trained my mind and my body by continuously staring at this picture (very sad puppy pops on screen) of this sad looking puppy

How can anyone feel any joy in their soul?

Knowing that this puppy is out there. I mean it's probably happy and loved,

But look at it, is that a tear?

There's no joy in my soul now, and I know and I know. Ohh, I know.

This is gonna be the one to beat.

Video: [Guy making weird noises.]

Video: Oh my god, I almost passed out. [Groaning]

[Laughing in Video]

[Kersploosh!]

(Mark. Mark. I see that face. Don't you dare break yet)

I was more worried for his safety rather than anything else! Alright, not so bad.

Video: Maverick, Blow here

Video: [Gagging, coughing]

(Mark, again with that face?!)

Why did you feel the need to do that?

Video: Person in other Stall: Hey..! {HEY, MANN!!!}

Video: WhAt thE fUCk!?

Better than the old pissin on the shoe trick.

Video: (Some guy making weird faces)

Video: Am I talking to me?

[ Mark struggles to hold in laughter]

(Don't you break yet! OH NO DON'T DO IT!! BFHSADJKFGAJ)

Mm! Not funny.

(Someone stabbing an iPhone)

Du-No. No!

(Cracking noise)

Video: [Seinfeld Theme Plays]

Video: [Laughing]

[Mark trying not to laugh]

[Mark regaining his composure]

I don't know why that happened...

Was it-- was that a cat's paw?

[Tapping into rhythm of Mario Theme] [Bang!]

Video: Barb's dying, Rich is dead. Fuck Rich. Come on, Josh!

Video: [Laughing]

Video: [Character cries in agony as he's eaten alive from his dick]

Video: What a wa- [Laughing]

Video: What a way to go bro! What a- [Laughing]

Video: What a way to GO, bro! [Laughing]

(Mark trying not to laugh, again. You should expect this, it's Mark after all.)

Mmh!!

Sorry, I had somethin' in my throat.

Video: Oh ya he's gonna get bombarded!

What's gonna happen to him? What's gonna happen to this poor m--? Oh.

Video: [Muffled laughing] He doesn't know!

Video: He doesn't know! He's gonna pick up- OH NO

Video: [Laughing]

[Muffled Noise from Mark]

Video: [Laughing and banging]

Hm! Mm... Mmm...

Not funny!

This could go one of two ways. I got one way in my head. Let's see what happens.

Video: Duh!!!!

Video: [Muffled/ high piched] Stop!!.....

Video: Stop. Don't do that!

Video: [Laughing]

Video: Stop, you're an ass..... you're an ass. Don't even-........... talk to me.

[Muffled Sounds from baby bit- I mean Mark]

I don't-

Was that a real reaction?

Video: Hey, guys! I've got a fantastic brunch recipe today!

Do ya?

Video: I've got smoked salmon bagels, with crushed avocados, some- some cherry tomatoes, and scrambled eggs

Video: Really sim-. COOK THE MAN SOME FUCKING EGGS, BITCH!

[Muffled Noises from Mark as woman looks distressed]

Video: Uh, okay..... Um...So.... you start with the scrambled egg...

(Mark trying not to laugh)

[Mark bangs table]

I don't understand why or where that was taking place, but, also, what the hell..

Video: Thanksgiving VID-eo. Fuuullll-of- tur-key. Work it through my sys-tem

Video: I'm at Grandma's house

Video: How shall I poop? I got one door, TWO doors..

[Muffled laughter]

Mmm...

Of course, that wouldn't be funny...I wouldn't lose this to a poop joke...

Video: [Egyptian music] ((Mark holding back laughter))

[Quiet Muffled Noises]

Mmm..that- mm...that one was called 'The You Versus The Guy she's says don't worry about'

This one is called 'Burger gets beaten by Vegan Food'

[ThoNk]

[Muffled Noises]

That's mean!

That's real mean. That is mean. That's mean. Not funny!...That's mean...

This one's called 'Flying Nut Highfive'..... that could mean anything.....

(Impact of the Flying Nut Highfive)

Whyyy?......eeehhhh..

Video: [Laughing] You fucked it up..

[Muffled Noises]

That was wholesome. That was wholesome as hell. That was delightful.

Mmmmm.

Video: [Calming Music]

Can't see it through all the pixels. Never seen a video this high quality before.

Video: [Explosion] [End Tune Plays]

(Mark almost breaking, almost.)

*Table Abuse*

*definitely not referencing Sr. Pelo*

[Straining] Aahhhhh!!

Uh...

I'm almost through this..... this is the farthest I've ever come in a Try Not To Laugh without laughing.

(Yelling from crowd and some random dude)

This takes me back to my wrestling days.

Referee: Lemme slide into your DMs

[Muffled Laughter]

[Laughing] (Goddammit Mark you fucking broke. Are you happy now?)

Aahhhhhh... Goddammit!!

(You don't look happy,)

Aahhhh, no! That was the second to the last one!!!!!!!!

(But your laughing, I'm just gonna leave you laughing)

AAAAHHHH. GOD, IT WASN'T EVEN THAT FUNNY!!! I JUST WASN'T EXPECTING IT!

Like, the ref just- what?.. Wah?! Okay, pay attention to the guy. The ref just- go- he just went right..

*slither slither*

[Laughter]

Ah...It's not even that funny! Aah!!!

I was SO close!

I was really trying!

I was trying so hard!

...okay..here's the last one...

Video: Marsia! Play the trumpet!

Video: [Tink!][Growl]

(Mark laughing)

[Still laughing]

I probably would'a lost to that one.

Ah, damn it. Damn it, damn it, damn it.

I was thinking 'Oh, this- this is a wrestling match. Oh- Like...I've seen these before.. I-

I've been in that!

I did wrestling in school!

It can't- it's not funny!

So, anyway, that is the end of the Try Not To Laugh Challenge . Thank ya everybody so much for watching,

Did you laugh? Did you not laugh? Did you laugh at the stupid places?

Did you not laugh at the funny places?

It's usually how it goes when you to gerd yourself for this.

But anyway, thanks again so much for watching.

If you want more of these, let me know down in the comments below.

If you enjoyed this, share it with a friend and see if they laugh as well.

And thanks again for watching!

And as always, I will see you in the video!

Buh bye!

For more infomation >> Try Not To Laugh Challenge #11 - Duration: 9:40.

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ЧТО ЕДЯТ АМЕРИКАНЦЫ каждый день и на День Благодарения || Живой урок английского Skyeng - Duration: 12:58.

For more infomation >> ЧТО ЕДЯТ АМЕРИКАНЦЫ каждый день и на День Благодарения || Живой урок английского Skyeng - Duration: 12:58.

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I am Little Snowman | Christmas Songs | Bible Songs For Kids and Children with Lyrics - Duration: 3:33.

I'm a little snowman short and round,

Made from little snowflakes that fell to the ground.

I have two eyes and a carrot for a nose,

Oh! I am the happiest little snowman I know.

I'm a little snowman short and round,

Made from little snowflakes that fell to the ground.

With a scarf to keep me warm and a hat on my head,

Oh! I am the happiest little snowman I know.

I'm a little snowman short and round,

Made from little snowflakes that fell to the ground.

I have three buttons, one two three,

Oh! I am the happiest little snowman I know.

We're little snowmen short and round,

Made from little snowflakes that fell to the ground.

We have two eyes and a carrot for a nose,

Oh! We are the happiest little snowmen we know.

For more infomation >> I am Little Snowman | Christmas Songs | Bible Songs For Kids and Children with Lyrics - Duration: 3:33.

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Trump Tweets Lie About Muslim Migrant Attacking Man On Crutches - Duration: 9:28.

THIS MORNING DONALD TRUMP TWEETED OUT THREE EXTREMELY

ISLAM A PHOBIC VIDEOS POSTED TO TWITTER BY HIS BRITISH

POLITICAL PARTY.

WE WILL NOT SHOW YOU THE VIDEOS BECAUSE THEY ARE BS, BUT WE WILL

SHOW YOU TWEETS AND INFORMATION ON WHAT HE WAS SPREADING

THIS MORNING.

THAT REALLY SOUNDS BAD, AND ANY VIOLENCE BETWEEN PEOPLE IS BAD

BUT THERE IS A LIE THERE IN THAT THE PEOPLE DOING THE ACTUAL

ARREST, THERE IS NO REFERENCE TO THEM BEING MUSLIM OR ANY

RELIGION WHATSOEVER.

ASHLEY PARKER OF THE WASHINGTON POST RETITLED IT BRUNETTE DUTCH

BOY BEATS UP BLONDE DUTCH BOY.

HE IS NOT A MIGRANT, HE IS BORN THERE.

I BELIEVE THAT IS WHAT YOU CALL FAKE NEWS.

TRUMP WITH ALL OF HIS STUPID ATTACKS AGAINST THE

SO-CALLED FAKE NEWS, IS THE GUY WHO INVENTED FAKE NEWS.

HE TAKES CREDIT FOR INVENTING THE WORD FAKE.

BUT HIS CAMPAIGN AND HIS RUSSIAN FRIENDS RAN FAKE NEWS

THROUGH THE ELECTION.

NOW HERE HE IS AGAIN RETREATING VIDEOS SMEARING MUSLIMS.

THAT GUY ACTUALLY DID ATTACK THAT KID ON CRUTCHES FOR REASONS

THAT ARE UNFATHOMABLE.

THEN IT TURNS OUT NOT A MUSLIM.

YOU WILL SEE HERE THIS IS FROM A VIDEO OF THE SKY

DESTROYING THE VIRGIN MARY.

THAT APPARENTLY DID ACTUALLY HAPPEN.

IT IS BELIEVED TO HAVE HAPPENED IN SYRIA AND 2013.

THAT IS TERRIBLE.

I WOULD SAY IT PROBABLY RANKS LOW ON THE DEGREE OF TERRIBLE IN

US OF THINGS HAPPENING IN SYRIA, LET ALONE OUTSIDE SEEMS ODD FOR

THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES TO TWEET UP A VIDEO FOUR

YEARS LATER.

IT GETS BETTER.

IT TURNS OUT THAT GUY IS AN ANTI- ASSAD BACKED BY THE

US GOVERNMENT.

SO THAT IS ONE OF HER ALLIES DESTROYING A VIRGIN

MARY STATUE.

MUSLIMS ARE OVERLY SENSITIVE ABOUT PEOPLE DRAWING THE PROPHET

MOHAMMED BECAUSE IF YOU ARE MUSLIM YOU WANT TO DRAW THE

PROPHET, THAT IS UP TO YOU.

BUT I AM NOT MUSLIM I CAN DRAW WHATEVER I WANT.

WHAT HAPPENED ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU ARE A SNOWFLAKE.

IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE MUSLIM FUNDAMENTALISTS WHO

WAS LIKE THE DROIDS.

I DON'T LIKE STATUES BEING SMASHED BECAUSE IT IS OUR

AND WE SHOULD LEAVE IT ALONE.

WHATEVER.

IS A MONUMENT OF A CONFEDERATE SOLDIER WHO LOVED SLAVERY,

DO WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT WITH IT.

RELIGIOUS STATUES, I DON'T CARE.

IF THERE ARE HISTORICAL ARTIFACTS THEN I CARE.

ALSO THERE IS A DISTINCTION BETWEEN DON'T DESTROY IT

AND PUT IT IN A COURTYARD OR SOMETHING.

BY THE WAY OF COURSE TRUMP TWEETED THIS BECAUSE HE CARES

ABOUT THESE RELIGIOUS ARTIFACTS BEING DAMAGED WHICH IS WHY

I LOOK FORWARD OF HIM SHOWING VIDEO OF THE MOSQUES BEING

BURNED OUT AND SHOT OUT RECENTLY.

TO BE FAIR THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN YEARS AGO, THAT IS

HAPPENING HERE BY HIS FAR RIGHT BUDDIES.

BUT HE IS NOT TWEETING ABOUT IT.

MAYBE HE DOESN'T WANT TO POLITICIZE IT?

HE IS SENDING OUT THIS VIDEO AND HE OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T

LIKE THIS MUSLIM GUY.

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU NOTICED THAT YOU ARE THE PRESIDENT OF

THE UNITED STATES, YOU ARE THE ONE FUNDING THIS HIS GROUP.

DO YOU WANT TO PULL HIS FUNDING?

DRUNK, YOU ARE THE HEAD OF THE GOVERNMENT, YOU ARE FUNDING IT.

IF YOU HAVE ANYONE TO BLAME IT AS YOURSELF.

WE HAVE THE THIRD TWEETS.

THIS IS PROBABLY THE MOST EGREGIOUS ONE SHOWING AN

ISLAMIST MOB PUSHES TEENAGE BOY OFF ROOF AND BEATS HIM TO DEATH.

THIS APPARENTLY DID ACTUALLY HAPPEN, THEY WERE

PRO-MORRISSEY DEMONSTRATORS IN EGYPT BACK IN 2013.

IT DID ACTUALLY HAPPEN BUT IT HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO

DO WITH WHAT DONALD TRUMP IS DOING RIGHT NOW.

TO SOME EXTENT SOME PEOPLE MIGHT SAY YOU ARE FOCUSING TOO MUCH ON

HIS TWEETS BUT I PERSONALLY MAYBE I'M STILL NAœVE.

I THINK WHEN THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES RANDOMLY

TWEETS OUT VIDEOS PURELY TO DRIVE ANTI-MUSLIM SENTIMENT THAT

THAT IS A BAD THING.

I READ REPORT THAT SOME OF THE LAWYERS CHALLENGING HIS MUSLIM

TRAVEL BANNER GOING TO BE USING THESE TWEETS AS EVIDENCE OF

HIS IMPLICIT BIAS AGAINST MUSLIMS.

IMAGINE IF YOU ARE A MUSLIM AMERICAN WAKING UP THIS MORNING

AND YOU FOUND OUT THAT HE JUST WENT FOUND THREE VIDEOS TRIED TO

MAKE MUSLIMS LOOK BAD.

JAYAR JACKSON SAID THIS IS LIKE GOING ON WORLD STAR HIP-HOP

AND FIGHTING TO VIDEOS OF AFRICAN-AMERICANS FIGHTING

AND SAYING LOOK AT THESE GUYS FIGHTING.

DON'T GIVE HIM IDEAS.

ALMOST CERTAINLY WHAT TRUMP WOULD DO.

FIRST OF ALL IT IS HORRIFIC, THEY DID THROW THAT KID OFF

THE ROOF.

THIS IS WHAT DONALD TRUMP AND BOMAR TALKED ABOUT ALL THE TIME

WHICH IS WE NEED MODERATE MUSLIMS TO SPEAK OUT AGAINST THE

FUNDAMENTALISTS.

WE NEED ACCOUNTABILITY.

HERE IS THE PART OF THE STORY YOU DIDN'T HEAR.

IT TURNS OUT THE EGYPTIAN GOVERNMENT CAPTURED THE GUYS WHO

THREW THE CAT OFF THE ROOF, AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY GAVE HIM?

THE DEATH PENALTY.

HOW IS THAT FOR ACCOUNTABILITY?

THE GUY YOU SEE IN THE VIDEO THROWING THE KID OFF THE

ROOF WAS EXECUTED.

HE IS ALREADY DEAD.

AMIDST A WAVE OF OTHER DEBTS.

THE

WHOLE POINT OF DONALD TRUMP IS ALL MUSLIMS ARE BAD SO I WILL

PRETEND THIS GUY IN THE FIRST VIDEO IS MUSLIM WHEN HE IS NOT.

I DESPISE MUSLIMS.

THE SECOND VIDEO IS BASICALLY A GUIDE TRUMP IS FUNDING.

AND THE THIRD VIDEO ñ THEY GAVE THE GUY THE DEATH PENALTY.

TRUMP IS A WILD BIGOT, RACIST OF FIRST-ORDER.

YOU TAKE ANY OTHER CATEGORY AND YOU REPLACE MUSLIMS WITH IT

AND IT IS ATROCIOUS IN ANY CONTEXT.

A LOT OF PEOPLE IN AMERICA DO HATE MUSLIMS.

SO YOU HAVE TO PLAY THESE GAMES.

SO LET'S REPLACE MUSLIM WITH CHRISTIANS.

TAKE

OUT

MUSLIM AND PUT ANOTHER GROUP AND, JEWS.

IF THE PRESIDENT IS SENDING OUT THREE TWEETS ABOUT HOW BAD

THE JEWS ARE AND IT TURNS OUT THE FIRST VIDEO ISN'T ABOUT

SOMEONE WHO IS JEWISH, THAT IS

TERRIBLE.

HE SAID IN CHARLOTTESVILLE ABOUT NEO-NAZIS THAT THEY ARE

FINE PEOPLE AMONG THEM.

HE GREW UP IN ANTI-SEMITE, SO HIS DAUGHTER HAPPEN TO

MARRY A JEWISH GUY.

HE IS SUCH AN UNBELIEVABLE BIGOT.

BUT WE TAKE THIS AS HO-HUM, OH YEAH HE ATTACKS MUSLIMS BUT COME

ON REALLY.

WHEN IT WAS ABOUT ANY OTHER RELIGIOUS GROUP PEOPLE

WOULD BE CALLING FOR HIS RESIGNATION NONSTOP.

I DON'T WANT US TO GET USED TO THIS MONSTER AS HE IS.HE IS A

MONSTER.

For more infomation >> Trump Tweets Lie About Muslim Migrant Attacking Man On Crutches - Duration: 9:28.

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Jerry Springer won't be running for governor after all - Duration: 2:19.

For more infomation >> Jerry Springer won't be running for governor after all - Duration: 2:19.

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The One Star Wars Scene That Still Makes Mark Hamill Angry - Duration: 2:14.

More than 35 years after The Empire Strikes Back was released, there's something about

the Star Wars sequel that still doesn't sit right with Mark Hamill.

At the beginning of the 1980 blockbuster, Mark Hamill's iconic character Luke Skywalker

is captured by a massive snow beast called a Wampa on the icy planet of Hoth.

To get away, Skywalker uses his lightsaber to slice off one of the creature's arms.

But that apparently wasn't what Hamill signed up for.

Hamill revealed on Twitter he was originally under the impression that Luke wouldn't actually

hurt the Wampa.

"When filming [the] scene, I was assured my lightsaber swipe toward camera ([the] creature

[was] not on set) would simply singe [its] fur [to] scare him off.

Horrified to later see amputation and unnecessary cruelty.

Wampa was hungry (not evil).

Luke would never do this!"

The comments echo statements Hamill has made about the scene in the past on his show Mark

Hamill's Pop Culture Quest.

"Then I remember saying, 'Well, I'm just grazing his fur, right?'

They said, 'what, what do you mean?

I said, well, it's like a hungry bear, he's not evil.

"Yeah."

"So I should just scare him off."

"Not only did I cut off its arm they did a insert of it falling in slomotion, I just - I never thought

that was right."

The topic came up when a fan shared a photo of a cake made to look like a severed Wampa

arm for National Cake Day.

But Hamill, an outspoken animal lover, said he's still angry about the scene.

Of course, the special edition of Empire Strikes Back has an even more graphic version with

the Wampa shown bloody and screaming.

A Twitter user responded that it all seemed gratuitous.

"Heck, it was even in the book.

Luke used the force to sense the Wampa's mind."

Hamill replied, "My acting was much better in the book."

This isn't the first time Luke's battle with the Wampa has made headlines, as a deleted

scene from Empire Strikes Back seemed to suggest the fight was added to explain the facial

scars Hamill suffered in a 1977 car accident.

"Bacta is growing real well.

. Scars oughta be gone in a day or so."

We'll find out how Luke feels about a whole new batch of creatures when Star Wars: The

Last Jedi hits theaters on December 15.

Hopefully, he's kinder to Porgs than Chewbacca is.

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For more infomation >> The One Star Wars Scene That Still Makes Mark Hamill Angry - Duration: 2:14.

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TROLLS IN THE TREES | Unforgiving: A Northern Hymn - Part 1 - Duration: 29:15.

I don't know if I'm supposed to be able to--

WAAAGAAHOHHH!!

Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to "Unforgiving: A Northern Hymn".

Now I played this game as a demo a while back,

and it scared the pants off of me.

There was a giant troll in the woods, and it was HORRIFYING.

But now, the full game is released.

Now I don't know if the opening of this game is going to be the same as the original.. demo...

It might be. And if it is the same then I'm actually going to play through it--

Oh...

OH.

Well that's not good.

Oh-WAH.

Hey-- oh

Hoo!

Hey this is-- uhh-- this not the same.

Okay...

Well...

OH!! WHOA! WHOA!! DEATH?!

AY HEYHEYHEYHEYYYY!!

EAT SHIT DICK BAG!!!

oh..

Okay...

Alright...

Well!...

I don't know what is happening but I'm glad I kicked that guy in the back of the head!

Ooohh..

Oh no...

Oh no, where am I?

Hello?

WHEAAAYYYHHH..

Uh-oh...

Oh God dammit...

WWUUUGGHHH

You want another kick?

Euughh..

OOH...

WHATDOYOU--WHOHO-- WHA--?

What did-- That's-- That's--

my BROTHER?!

WHAT DID-- WHAT?!

WHAT DID--? PFFPHH

What did he expect would happen?!

You try to get-- I thought-- I thought--

that I-- YOU were just some HORRIBLE person--

and you were kidnapping me! And you're still a horrible person for kidnapping me!!

Okay-- pffhuheheh!

I don't think your actions are justified at all!..

I didn't see your face, I didn't recognize you,

BRO.

Ohhh yeah..

But this seems bad. Being out here in the middle of woods where there's--- Ohhh...

Okay.. Alright. Where are you going, buddy?

Euuhh...

So what is my-- uhh-- quote on quote problem that you're trying to stage an intervention about?

What would- uh- what would you say if you just hadda--

shout it at the top of your lungs in the middle of a crowded forest?

Just go ahead and whisper it in my ear.

Wai-Wait!!-- But if-- I mean if we crashed the car we couldn't be too far from it!

Uh!

Now we're bonding!

Okay!

I guess you are my brother, so--

OH...

UH- Bro?

You might want to watch about the strings I just head in the distance.

What are you going to do? Something stupid?

OK.. Alright! Okay! Yeah!

PUSH A GIANT TREE! YEAH! PUSH IT REAL GOOD!

Man!

Pff! I'll help, I guess!

Hiyaah!

EyyyYAAHH!

We're so strong!

Oh! There! Now I'm helping!

I wasn't helping before...

Ahh, welp...

alright. Heheh.

Goodness gracious, you uprooted that thing.

Oh well, off I go then! Me first I.. SUPPOSE!

Yeah, this seems safe! Good maneuver there,

BRO.

Alriiight..

Bro?

Careful, Bro!

PFFWHAHA! WHYDON--

I don't wanna know what that maneuver was in the middle of there-- WHEY!!!

Yeah, we're not gonna-- we're just to ignore the fact that that sounded like a scream?

Is this an "Until Dawn" situation, where everyone just ignores EVERYTHING?!

EYYAH YADDAH YADDAH YADDAH AWAY

TOWARDS NOTHIN'!

Towards a whole lotta nothin'!

It definitely- ehnn..

-gasp-

Alright, nothin'.

Nothin'...

A good, yes! Crouch!

Oh! I'm always careful! You shut your face.

I know what I'm about.

Me and my ADDICTION are totally fine!!

YOU don't need to get in the way of ME, and whatever the hell MY ADDICTION is!

Drugs?

Sex maybe? I dunno!

Water?

Uh-huh. Okay. Sure yeah.

You learn something.

"How far we got swept away"?!

I guess that explains my earlier question, but I still don't buy it!

A bunCHA phony baloney-- I heard that.

I heard that alright...

Ohh..

MM! Good! Yes!

There's referees in the woods!

Whistlin'!

Uggh..

Oh.

Ah- Ooahh...

Ah ooo...

Ah! OH!

That- OOO!

Eyy ohh-- ooo..

A phphphhrr!

That was a rumbly bumbly!

Hey! Wait! Agh! EGH! Dude!!!

BRO!

WHA--!?

I don't--!!

Stop tap dancing for one second and look at the doll!

Pinned into the tree!

Which is probably BAD!

Bro?!

Could you stop for a second and look at all the bull shit that's happening in front of you?!!

DAAAAHHHH-- I HATE THAT!

AAAlright, Bro!

Yeah, don't mind me just SCREAMIN' behind you.

Probably sick of my shit...

I'm addicted to talkin' out my ass, that's what I'm addicted to...

Euuh.

Well, I can see somethings...

They look like horrible shadows and shapes...

Uh- wh-OH- There you are!

I thought I lost you.

-long inhale of fear-

Someone else is knocking a tree down to make a bridge.

OH!

Someone already did,

Bro...

Euuhuhhzzz..

BROOO!!

BROOOO???!!

I DON'T LIKE THIS,

BROOO..

BROOOOOO!

Alright,

Bro.

I trust you,

Bro...

Nope! Ah! Stop mentioning the God damned camp!

Who's playing the xylophone out there?!

Who's gotta harp and a xylophone?!

Why are there so many orchestra members lost in the WOODS?!

Oh, good a cave. Yeah this is going to be my FAVORITE thing...

Oh no it's not a cave it's just an overhang.

Oh, God- Okay! Alright! It's getting better!

I'd like to think that any time someone from any sort of concert, or choir or an orchestra

if they get lost in the woods- just to reassure themselves- they start playing in a creepy manner.

It's like, "If I'm the scariest thing in the wood no one can kill me!"

Haha!

"Everyone's going to stay AWAY!!"

...get out demon...

Bro,

I, uhh..

Someone just screamed...

But,

Bro!

Bro!

Do you not hear those drums?

Ahh! The choir!!

We found them!

BROO!!!

BROOOO?!!

UH-

BROOOO??!!!

OOhh-kay.. Alright...

Nevermind,

Bro.

There's a lot of musical cues happening,

Bro,

that my-my gamer instincts are kicking in about.

And then suddenly it's a whole lot of NOTHIN'.

AAEEHH.

Bu-de-bu-be-de-bah-do-BEH-beh-de-dube--

Okay! Alright-

Bye

BRO.

I-- I think this where we never see each other again.

Okay...

Goodbyyeee... OH!

OOhhh-WHY-AYY!!??!!

AGGHHH!!

Okay, alright, well! We are-- Oh hi,

BRO!

Jeez! Alright... well hello...

Ah! Moose!

Good old fashioned dead MOOSE!

Well, we might- we might wanna skedaddle,

BRO.

Listen,

Bro...

I dunno, just keep it between you and me, but I think- uhh...

I think there might be a monster in these woods. For all I know we could've been--

LOOPING THROUGH THE SAME SEGMENT OF WOODS!!

I saw something up there! Did you see something?! I saw something!

Ah no, it was a log- never mind it was a branch!

Is it a TROLL?!

I DON'T WHAT'S A TROLL AND WHAT'S A BRANCH!

Where's all the shrubbery gone?!

There's only trees and no bushes! :,(

What kinda weird ass woods is these?!

I don't know what's going on,

Bro,

but you better!--

Bro...

Alright.

I keep going crazy, 'cause I keep going like, "AH IT'S A THING!" And it's NOTHING, and I don't like it!

Oh, there's the shubberAYYY!!

Alright,

Bro...

Bro,...

start talking about camp. I'm starting to become a little bit PERTURBED..

I liked it better when you droned on and on about CAMP!

I- ke-dr-AHHH!!

Stop doing that again!

Don't do that!

Oh! Another of the pushing tricks eh? Well, what good is that going to do? It's not going to reach all the way across...

Alright, whatever you say,

Bro.

Let's do this together,

BRAH.

O-Okay! Here we go!

Let me wipe the moose blood on this tree here.

Okay, what good did that do? It didn't-

Oh yeah, me, me, me, yeah me! All me.

All me, baby.

All me.

WAHH!

UH-OH!

WELP!

HEH! BYE,

BRO!!

WHAT?! NO! Just jump it! It's not that bad!

Jump! Ah, well it is pretty fast, alright-...

Well, okay, alright then...

See ya, around!

See ya!

I guess...

Uhwee-- Oh ho ho!

See I could jump! You can jump too!

Alright. See ya,

Bro...

I'm alone now...

All by myseeellfff...

Just with the orchestraaaa...

Gonna go well for me,

BRO.

I feel saaafe!

OH!

Bro!

There you are! Okay, alright...

Brooo...

Hi,

Bro..

Okayeheh.. Alright see ya.

Okay, okay! Good luck! Alright, you don't die either because apparently there's many ways for you to die around here!

Alright, see ya

BRO!

Okay, all on my own. Now who's going to talk to me about camp?

I'll just have to talk to myself like a crazy person-- AGHH!! It's a troll!

Is that a troll?

Troll's a bush

That's a bush that just looks like a troll!

Your a sack of shit!

Eugnglnn..

Euughh..

Is that a spider? Is that a branch?

Is that a TROLL? No...

Oh! Why do I need to run?

Why are you telling me that I need to run?!

Why would I- in this situation- need to run?!

Alright, Imma run then.

Here I go- AGH! Marsh!!

Oh ho ho hoo!! I hope I get some leeches!

Aghh- hahaha! There's leeches are biting my nether regions!

Oh good- ah- okay, that's not good.

I do- BBRR- Why did I just-BRR- WHAT?!

Wha-?!

What?!

I drowned?! I just- I drowned. I drowned. You I just walked straight slowly into the LAGOON...

and I DROWNED!

Okay- eh- uh- excuse me for being a little incredulous about that. Heh.

... like you... okay? Alright then.

Ohh, where am I going? Good thing they set up these convenient bridges!

I don't know who did- Hey wait, is that a power line?!

Wai-Wha-Okay! I almost drowned! -gasp-

WHAAAAYYY-- WHAT THE FUCK ARE--?! YEAY! YEAY I'M I'M I'm

I'm in the-- I'm gonna drown now. Okay, alright.

Well, okay, alright. AhhhhHHHhhhHHHhh..

Okay I didn't know that this was a swamp from "Lord of the Rings"...

The one with all the GHOSTS in the water!

Alrighty then...

Okie-dokie then...

Alllriiighty then...

So that's how it's going to be-- and what's with this CAR?!!

Oh! The car's being used as a generator! Oh! Okay! Alrighty then-- OO!

Free flash light? No. Question mark..

Ohhh! Fuses? Ohhh!!

Oooo! Heheheh!

Okay, alright, okay, I got this!

I got this.

Look, it's all going the right-- or the left, but there's nothing over there so it's all gotta go to the--

It's all gotta go to the right!

Right?...

nnnNOPE!

Alright! Okay! That's no good! Okay so, I need to find some fuses before me thinks.

But what is this building? Is it like some kind of a fort or something? Is there a way in?

Can I go around? HELLOO-- OOHH I can! Ahh! Goodie!

You wouldn't happen by chance to have a flashlight, would you?

I think that maybe there's a lot of death in this building...

Okay, here I go! Did you happen to see a weird shadow monster? Because I sure did!

Ooh! Oh Food! Ooh a--- Ohh... Ugghh..

Nope. I like that a lot less.

I like that a lot less. Oh, boy.. That is something- uh- straight out of my nightmares.

Okay, good, good, great. OHHH! Groul! Oh great! I love that, ah thank you!

OH! Rust! Heh!

This is just a block of rust. This isn't even a can or nothin'. It's just- a BLOCK.

"The Holy Duty"...

"Th-The.. The Holy DUTY."

"Divine Sacrifice"-- The sacral rules of divine sacrifice!

Aha aha! Great! I am gonna die! I am...

going to die...

Okay, alright! Can I pick up the spoon? Okay, can...

Alright, great great great great great...

So...

I've only got one fuse. I don't know if I'm supposed to be able to---

WAH AH AH AH OHHHH!!!

I do not like you! Ugh...

God.. Damn, a damn ass!

You eat a bag of dicks, okay?! Alright?! Please?!

Ugh... Please make your diet predominantly dicks.

Okay, I'm gonna put a fuse in this thing and your gonna

NOT kill me...

Talking about the middle one here...

Yeah.. yeah... Right???

OOHH! OH wait! I see! Ahhhh....

Okay...

Woop! Whoaaa!!!

Whoa!! Ah! Oh! OHHH!! WHOA WHOAAAA! WHA! AHHHHGHGHGHHH

Weird paper creature!!!

Full of bugs! No! No don't do-- NONOO NO NAH NAH NAAAH!! OHHHH DO DO DO DOOOOOOHHH DODODOOOOHHH!!

NO NO NO! I'M IN A BOX!!!

YOU CAN'T GET ME I'M IN A BO--

Ohhh okay, alright, ahhhhh.....

AAAHHhhhh..

You still there, buddy? You still there?

Okay! Alright! See ya...

Farewell.

FareWELLLL...

Farewell...

Oh jeez... Okay, alright then...

Nuughhugh...

Eiiyeehhehh..

Oh what is that? What is- What is that?

It's one the lost orchestra members!

Is that the "Game of Thrones" opening?

Good job. Good job there!

You're doing great.

Oh...

I- I- I got nothin' to say about that! Do you have anything to say about that?!

And for all I know I just hallucinated that from all the marsh BOG that I inhaled!

Okay, alright. Where am I going now?

WHERE am I going NOW?

WHERE'D MY BROTHER LEAVE ME???

-sigh-

K. Still going I guess...

Oh! Here we are! Where are we now?

Hi! How's it going? My name is Markiplier.

Is there anyone here who has maybe... seen one of my videos? Haha

Yeah. It's alright. Come on now! I'm a nice guy.

Hahaha!

Why am I in a cage? Why did I voluntarily put myself in a cage, and who the hell rigged this system to pull this

cage across a marsh JUST conveniently enough to drive by the corpse playing the violin?

Eh, okay..

Nuughh.

Can I get out now? I wanna get off Mr. Bone's wild ride...

THANK you for that...

Okay- OH, what a lovely shack!

Oh, it's beautiful! Do you have any books on human sacrifice?

I was hopin'...

'Cause why not? Okay. Alright, alright.

Well I'm-- I'm gonna die...

A good! A book on sacrifices. That's exactly what I was looking for.

Weeeell, time to hit the ol' dusty trail and get into this marsh...

Uhh.. Yep, alright, here we go. I saw a path through here.

Is that a grave stone or a rock?...

It's a rock.

Who built all this? Who did this? Why did they do this?

Why here? Why did they decide that here was the best place for...

...all this..

ugh

I mean, they must have known it was a marsh! A BOG even... Ughh..

This is full of bad--

BROO!!

uh-oh

BRO!!!

Bro???

Bro!

Oh, can I build a bridge? Can I build a bridge? Can I build a bear? Oh.

What the hell was that?...

Oh that was like an effigy. Can I go in here? Nah? Alright fine then.

So what does this... mean? Where do I go then?

If I can't go that way then I have to find a way around I suppose...

Oh- what the- oh- OHHHHH!!!

That was not obvious- that was one hundred percent--

I had to go through a gap in the rocks? I mean, I knew those three planks of wood were illuminated, and I knew

it had to be for a reason. I just didn't know I was supposed to go through the gap.

Ohhh, okay. alright. Carrying on!

bRO!!!

BROO!!!

HELP!

Uh-oh, train tracks.

Bro?

Oh! Whooo- umm...

Uhh.. Who- uh- who would be comin' through here? Honestly?

Who do you think would be trudging their way through this???

Uhhh- this looks bad...

I mean it looks very simular to the rest of the woods, but I've got a bad feeling about it..

Oooohhhh nooo....

Oh no, I'm going into the mar--

AAAGGHHHHHHIIEENNNZZZAA!!!!

AGHH...

UGHHH!

Well that is an hell of an introduction, wouldn't you say? That is a hell of a hello.

Did you- uh- happen to see an idiot brother of mine holding a flashlight? That--

scared the ever loving jesu-- AHH!

OKAY! LOOKING BACK WOULD BE A BAD IDEA!

AAHH, okay alright then! Okay, alright, everything's fine. Everythings fine.

I mean, obviously everything would be fine. Why wouldn't it be fiiiiiinnne---....

EUGH

SSSSS.... Alright...

Okay, alright, okay.

I'm just gonna follo---...

BRAAWW??

BEHIND ME??

In front of me? I can't tell where!

Oh boy, this is bad...

That's what I would call a whole lotta BAD.

Oh no, oh no, OH NO.

OH NO.

Oh no, please don't eat me Mr. Troll...

Please don't eat me!

Please!

I'm beggin' you!

Please don't eat me!

AAAWAAAHHH!!

Eh- oh-- Is that your stomach, or is that you?!

EEHWAHH! NO RUMBELY IN YOUR TUMMY PLEASE!

Ok. Alright.

Hello...

BRO!!!

BRO!

TELL A STORY ABOUT CAMP IT WILL PUT 'EM RIGHT TO SLEEP!

I mean, who knew- this Swedish lore- was waiting right out side the city limits!? On the way to the--

AHHH!!

REHABS!!!

Hello, hi! Okay. I don't know how I missed you, but I did!

You're big! Nice butt! Okay, bye! Nice catchin' up with ya!

Alright see ya! Dear friend! See ya, brow!

See ya, DUUUDE..

Alright, anyway...

Gotta make my way down town... Walkin' fast

Trees pass, and I'm home bound.

Jeez, who the heck-- like why are these even lit up anymore?! It doesn't even make any sense!

What was that?

WHAAAT WAS THAT?!

NAAHH!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no... None of that is necessary.

WHY IS THERE A STICK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WATER?!

Why is any of this anywhere?

Iiieyy..

Oh, good drowned house, okay.

Good! Okay! Alright.

Okay, alright!-- Eughh..

Okay, alright.

Follow the power line? I think yes, maybe yes.

I wanna give that a whole lotta yes.

Gonna sliiide

What?! No moose to catch my fall?!

Fine then!

"Helberg Telefon". Okay, alright. Oh! Good thing this is here!

I'm glad the infra structures reach this far outta town!

'Cause otherwise I would be boned!

Alright, is that a water tower?! Ah great!

Okay- Whoa!

Uhhhh- oh- okay...

Well...

I seem to have reached an impasse...

I'm gonna go for the tower I suppose...

Oh it's many! Oh this is creepy!

Oh this whole place, I don't like it!

Whaa..

Alright.

Well, I'm just gonna walk right through!

Not mind a thing--

Don't know why these are here! Some kinda fever dream I'm in.

Oh good a windmill! Oh! I don't know why all these ordinarily cheerful things are just so creepy in this...

land-- AAOWWW MY ANKLES- this land of death and dead!

Oh good! I couldn't see things before, now I can see them even less.

Where'd that wind mill go? Oh it's right there-- no?

Yes?-- Oh.

Well, that ain't good. Well that ain't good either.

None of that seems good. What are you?

Probably not good. Okay.

God, what is going on in these woods?

Is this like some sort of surreal experience, brought on by whatever my quote on quote addiction is,

or is this something more?

Ehh. oh!

Uh.

BRO!

Is that you?

Something tells my- by the loud grunting sounds- that it might be you.

Okay.

ALRIGHT.

OKAY.

Good, great, good, great, good. Okay.

Ugh. Excuse me as I duck!

Muuhh..

AH.

WHOA.

AAHH.

Whaaaaat--??

What was THAT?

What WAS that?

What was that?...

UH-huhuhuhhh-

Okay, alright, okay, alright.

Alright. Shut up. SHUT UP.

SHUT UP!

SHUT UP!!!

WHO'S- HEY- AH- SHUT UP!!

OH-OH! WAAAHH!! SHUT UP!!

WAAHH SHUT UP!!!

SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP! SHH SHH SHHH!

SHH!

Okay, alright. Shut them up.

Shut those ass holes up.

This is an endless woods.

Mixture of woods and marsh!

Never ending! Where's my--

EYY!

Wh- I'm shutting up currently!!

Ohh..

What happens if I walk towards it?

Bro!

Cover me! I'm goin' in!

I ju- I just can't avert my eyes from that SWEET, HYPNOTIC ASS!

I can't help it!

What are you crunching on? Ah God he's about--

AHH!!

WOOO! HIII!! OOHH NO! OH GOD! OH AHH YOU'RE UGLY.

Ah, okay, whatever.

Welp there I go.

Anyway, that's all the time I've got for this episode.

But I am going to finish this game. This wonderful. You know, ordinarily, it was very much like- a lot of walking in this first episode. But some how it kept it interesting the whole time.

And I don't know how.

So, thank you everybody so much for watching. If you want to play this for yourself, I will provide a link to it in the description bellow.

Let me know what you though down in the comments, and thanks again for watching.

And as always, I will see YOU in the next video! Bye Bye!

For more infomation >> TROLLS IN THE TREES | Unforgiving: A Northern Hymn - Part 1 - Duration: 29:15.

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Liverpool want Sevilla defender £28m release clause; plays in Lovren's position ● News Now ● #LFC - Duration: 1:58.

Liverpool have been linked with Sevilla's 22-year-old Clement Lenglet, who played the

full 90 of our heartbreaking 3-3 draw last week.

The defender is left-footed and is most comfortable playing as the left-sided centre-half, although

he also has experience at left-back.

This makes him a prime candidate to replace Dejan Lovren long-term, with the Croat to

the left of Joel Matip when everyone's fit.

The Daily Mail name Liverpool as an interested party, alongside Arsenal, Barcelona and both

Manchester clubs – proving how highly rated the Frenchman is.

Lenglet has a very affordable £28m release-clause, which is likely the reason why so many high-profile

clubs are keeping tabs on him.

He's incredibly smooth on the ball and has excellent composure, something our backline

currently lacks.

We rate Lenglet from what we've seen of him so far, but in truth, reckon Jurgen Klopp

has eyes only for Virgil van Dijk following the summer transfer saga.

The Southampton powerhouse has phenomenal physical traits, something Lenglet currently

does not, and is a real leader to boot.

It'd be a big ask for a 22-year-old Frenchman to come in and marshall our backline immediately

and sufficiently.

He'd be a nice addition, providing a more experienced defender is also on the radar.

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The Ingraham Angle 11/29/17 10PM | November 29, 2017 Fox News HD - Duration: 39:03.

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How to make jacket/shrug from stole/shawl | no cutting method - Duration: 5:09.

hello friends

Today I'm going to teach you to make a jacket from the stole/shawl

you can also make that jacket back to the stole

it is very simple.

let's start.....

Friends, this is my stole

I will make jacket from this

we will not cut it at all.

only two small stitching will take place

Let's start

we will reverse it first.

And see the center point of this

I have folded it double.

And I'll mark it at it's center point.

I will take 5 inches...

on double It will be 2.5 inches.

I will mark it here on 2.5 inch

and 2.5 inch form here as well

now we will open it

I have opened it

so this is my neck... 5 inches

from here i'll take measurement of my shoulder.

I'll take 5 inches...

from here...

and 5 inches from here as well

we will joint our shoulder here

Friends. this mark is just to show the center point

these are shoulder points

and this is our neck

I'll mark it with a different color so that it looks different.

I'll mark it with a different color so that it looks different.

now what we have to do

we will take this stole's edge....

and....

and put it here

like this

I'm holding the corner

and we will stitch it from here

And on the other side also have to do the same

so let's stitch it...

look Friends....

i have sewed it here...

I have stitched on both sides.

Look friends.... we made it

Our jacket is ready now.

and it looks like this.

and friends....

you can also make this jacket back to the stole

that's all for now. friends

If you have any question

then feel free to ask me in comment box

and if you liked this video then please like and share.

and please SUBSCRIBE to our channel

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A World Which Is Not Broken - Duration: 6:21.

Something more important:

you live in a world of pollution now.

You are living in a broken world,

but you got used to it.

Like China. Brown sky.

You cannot even imagine a world which is not broken.

What does it mean, broken world?

It means you try to make money,

you start a business,

you get a new job,

and something goes wrong.

You don't know if you will be successful.

Would you like to start a new company?

"Yes."

Will it be successful?

Will you make 100 million dollars?

Then now you have to say, "I don't know."

Would you like it?

"Yes."

"Can you do it?"

"I don't know."

Will you try?

"I'm trying my whole life!"

But you don't know if it will work.

Next year,

will you be healthy?

Or will you have cancer?

Will you be dead?

If I ask you, "What will you be next year?"

Then you say, "I don't know.

I want to be healthy.

I want to be young.

I want to have lots of energy."

Will you have it?

"I mean, honestly, I don't know."

Do you have a partner?

"Yeah, I have one."

Will they stay with you next year?

Will you be happy next year?

Then you're like, "We try. We're trying."

But you cannot say you will or you won't—you don't know.

Will you have your partner next week?

You don't know. If you're honest, you have to say, "I don't know."

Everything in your life can change in one day.

Everything we do

—you can lose it in one day.

Will you get in a car accident on the way back to Moscow?

We almost got in like three of them, ha ha!

Then you have to say, "I don't know."

And you don't think that's strange.

You think the whole world has to be like that.

Like, you are like Chinese people with the brown sky.

You got used to it.

You live in a world which doesn't work all the time.

And you got used to it.

And if I try to say, "You don't have to live like that.

You can have blue sky,

you can have stars,

you can have dolphins swim with you."

Then you… you don't think it's possible; really, you don't think so.

And it's very difficult for me to teach people, very difficult.

It's very frustrating.

You can have... Everything can work.

What you want—you can have everything.

But first you have to want it.

Then, you have to believe it's possible.

To try to talk to Chinese people—"You don't have to live with brown sky"—they don't understand.

We bring them to our university.

We always bring them in the car at night.

Open the door,

"Look, you see, this is stars."

Then they are like "Wow!"

Then we take them, you know, show them beautiful things.

And then they understand.

But tonight,

try to understand:

your world got worse and worse every year,

and you got used to it.

You are living in a brown sky,

gray ocean,

you never saw the stars,

and you live like that.

And now we want to show you something different.

But it's very difficult.

For more infomation >> A World Which Is Not Broken - Duration: 6:21.

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100年的髮色潮流回顧｜百年潮流回顧｜Vogue Taiwan - Duration: 3:09.

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MrFr33zy™ Yo Yo Yo - Duo's, Squads, Fun night-PUBG FUN - Duration: 3:57:29.

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BEST VR PARKOUR | Sprint Vector (HTC Vive Virtual Reality Wireless) - Duration: 23:31.

Top of the Morning to ya laddies, My name is Jacksepticeye

And welcome to a HTC vive game called 'Sprint Vector'

I saw this at PAX West when we just went to it, and it looked really really cool they had a little booth set up

and I'd never heard about the game before, never seen it before until we went to PAX and then when I came back

I got talking to the developers over email, and they sent me a code for it for the Alpha

And I've had it for a while and I was supposed to play it

But I got a new computer and the Vive stuff isn't set up on that so I had to

reset up my own computer just to play this so it's all over the place, but this looks like a really cool game

It's a parkour kind of like freerunning superfast game

Which I should put my straps on for but you actually have to go like this to run

Which to me is really interesting because a lot of VR games don't have proper locomotion

And it's very hard to do and Gorn is the only one that made you actually do this to run

so I'm curious how this is gonna handle it

And wireless Vive so this should be perfect for that, but anyway before my batteries run out let's learn Sprint Vector

Let's learn the basics first. I probably won't even get past the tutorial.

Okay, let's go - also, I've my battery pack plugged into a fanny pack right now, so I - I'm really cool, I'm really 80's right now

[Tutorial] To skate, first hold your hand out in front of you and hold the trigger button

[Jack]: Oh

[Tutorial]: Next, swing your arm fully backwards and release the button along the way to push your body forward

[Jack]: Oh, oh yeah! That's fucking rad!

[Tutorial]: Excellent

[Jack]: Oh, jesus!

[Tutorial]: You should be able to make it to the end of any race track

Okay, that's really cool

[Jack]: I was hope- (Rude interruption)

[Tutorial]: Turning is simple: you sprint in the direction you are looking. It helps to turn your body so you're facing the direction you want to go.

[Jack]: *laughs* Looking good, my dude

[Tutorial]: The finish line is right around the corner. You can make it!

[Jack]: Okay, okay, so I was holding the triggers and doing this

But that doesn't get you far; you have to hold the trigger, pull, release - oh yes

Yes!

Okay, oh, that's fucking cool!

Okay, I got this, I got this.

That's really nice

[Tutorial]: Turn your body towards the direction you'd like to move. Awesome!

[Jack]: That's very, very good. I'm highly impressed with that. That's good movement.

[Tutorial]: Once you start racing in Sprint Vector, you'll be able to move at extreme speeds.

[Jack]: Okay

[Tutorial]: While skating, the more effort you put into sprinting the faster you'll go

[Jack]: Yes! Oh, that feels fucking nice. Okay, okay, okay? I want to go over here.

Oh, oh, I did it. Okay, super fast!

[Tutorial]: The physical effort and speed is just -

[Tutorial]: Don't worry, you can come back later and try again

[Jack]: Okay, how do I go back? Oh, return? No, I don't wanna go back to the lobby!

[Tutorial]: Once you start to go faster, you...

[Jack]: I guess I just go over here *laughs*

[Tutorial]: Great job!

[Jack]: Okay, so, I don't know if I go faster...

[Tutorial]: You should be able to keep pace with any racer

[Jack]: I don't know if I go faster by longer movements and better pace, or if I just go really fast

[Tutorial]: ...and you'll come to a stop. Try using the brakes to stop yourself from running off this ledge

[Jack]: *strange noise a bit like ughhhhhh*

I did it!

[Tutorial]: To break, all you need to do is hold on to those grip buttons.

[Jack]: Yeah, I am- Oh, grip buttons

Aaaaaaah, okay that make sense.

[Tutorial]: Breaking in the air will drop you towards the ground faster

[Jack]: Huh... this is really intuitive!

[Tutorial]: First, hold your hand out above your head and hold down the trackpad

[Jack]: What?

[Tutorial]: Then, swing your arms straight down and release along the way

[Jack]: Oh. god. Woah, god. Oh god.

[Tutorial]: ...to get to the finish line. You can jump twice - give it a try!

[Jack]: I mean, I'm doing it, but I'm not doing it very well

Oookay, alright, I get it. So you actually have to *grunts*

[Tutorial]: You made it! Congratulations!

[Jack]: Cool! So it's the same as running, but you have to do it like that.

Hi! Oh, I'm all the way down there! This feels really good.

[Tutorial]: ...can also help you leap across vast gaps.

In order to make these kinds of distances, you'll need to build up some speed first.

Try running and jumping to get across these gaps.

[Jack]: Huhp!

Nice. Oh, my god, I feel so cool. Hahp! Haah!

Fuck yeah! *laughs*

Gah, geez. Woo! Okay, where even am I in my room right now?

Oh, I'm facing my door. Okay, um...

I guess I should do the advanced tutorials? That feels really good, just right off the bat, that feels amazing!

That's the best movement I've ever had in a VR game. I really like that.

[Tutorial]: While you're midair you can fly by extending both arms forward and holding down the trigger buttons on each hand

[Jack]: Ooh

[Tutorial]: You can't jump here. You'll have to soar to the finish line.

[Jack]: I can fly?!

Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, baby!

[Tutorial]: You made it across! When flying, you can conquer much further gaps than you normally would by just falling

[Jack]: Oh, you bet your ass I can! Woah!

[Tutorial]: To turn in mid-air, simply twist your arms. Kinda like steering a car!

Point your head and hands in the direction you want to go. Try to make it to the end by steering around the walls

[Jack]: Okay, that's actually a really good way of explaining it

[Tutorial]: To turn fast, try lowering an arm in the direction you want to turn and raising the other

[Jack]: Oh, god, oh, god. I got it, I got it! That's really good! [Tutorial]: This twisting motion will help you steer yourself with better speed and accuracy

[Tutorial]: Now that you know how to turn in air, you'll be able to better control yourself...

[Jack]: Man, I cannot wait to get into some actual tracks for this.

[Tutorial]: To climb up a wall, simply pull yourself up by grabbing the green handles

[Jack]: Oh, this is like that To The Top VR game

[Tutorial]: ...over the handle and your hand will snap to the nearest grabbable object

[Jack]: Ah, ok

[Tutorial]: Try and climb to the top of these walls

[Jack]: Oh, yeah! Yeah! Wahoo! I'm just doing this over and over again! *laughs*

This is some hell of a workout, man.

[Tutorial]: You can also fling yourself up a wall to climb faster.

To fling yourself, first grab a handle with the trigger button. hold it above your head, and then throw it straight down to the floor.

[Jack]: I didn't even do anything, I just ran up that wall.

[Tutorial]: You can't slow climb these! Make it up the walls by flinging yourself upward

[Jack]: What I don't, I don't get it. Oh!

[Tutorial]: Avoid scrambling up the wall...

[Jack]: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Huhp!

Okay, wuhp!

I can't! I can't do it captain!

[Tutorial]: Remember to release the trigger button midway through your swing, when your hand is moving fastest, to fling yourself at higher speeds

[Jack]: Oh, I get it, wow

Wow

WOW

[Tutorial]: Fantastic! Now you can quickly scale up climbable walls by flinging yourself ahead of the competition.

[Jack]: Ok... There's a lot of controls being thrown at me immediately

[Tutorial]: While you are skating, hold both the trigger and trackpad down on either hand to drift in that direction

Try drifting continuously for three seconds

[Jack]: Okay

[Tutorial]: If you want more practice, feel free to keep drifting around. When you want to leave, approach the screen at the center...

[Jack]: YES! That's so cool!

Can I get it even faster going? *multiple grunts*

Yeah, baby!

That feels *makes a screechy brakes noise*

That feels phenomenal

[Tutorial]: Double tap the trigger button to shoot your glove blast and blow things out of the way

[Jack]: What?!

[Tutorial]: Glove blast the target to open up the path

[Jack]: Oh, man, that's gonna get really fucking hard after a while, because you'd be flying along

[Tutorial]: Just double tap the trigger button to blast your way out of this room

[Jack]: HI! Hi friend!

[Tutorial]: ...double tap the trigger button to use it

[Jack]: Okay

[Tutorial]: Power-ups will replace your ability to glove blast, so don't hold on to them for too long

[Jack]: Double tapping- double-

[Tutorial]: When you're ready to move on, skate over to the screen to leave this area.

[Jack]: I get it. Double tapping to do shit seems very counterintuitive 'cause triggers are to do this

[Tutorial]: A slow mine will create an area that slows down anyone inside.

[Jack]: Ah that's what the thing was!

Okay, I get- I'm trying to get how this shit works

[Tutorial]: The EMP missile disables the locomotion of a- The missile barrage can slow opponents down each hit cuts their speed in half.

[Jack]: Okay

Nice! HAHA! Oh, crap, okay. Again, I'm trying to get used to it. It's a bit hard

Here we go, that's a snail again

[Tutorial]: The slip mine will cause racers to slip and slide inside, perfect for setting traps...

[Jack]: There we go, there we go! Oh, I love that that you can still run in this direction, but look behind you

That's really nice!

Okay, I'm trying to get used to it. AAAH, god, I'm slipping! *giggles*

It feels amazing!

WOOOOOOOOH!

Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Waaa *laughs maniacally*

Oh, that's so cool!

Okay, I think that's the tutorial done! Bye, guy. It was fun hanging out. Oh, I'm so sweaty

Can I just do basic levels? I don't wanna actually get into a multiplayer round. Ooh, I can select my character

Cosmo

No, I don't want Dax

Hendricks, he looks like a street shark!

You look like you belong in either Horizon or Splatoon

Wanna be Hendrix, he's a fucking shark, dude

Hell yea - Look at that guy

Okay, let's do the ice level. Man, I am so pumped to try this. What way am I facing?

Okay, let's actually orient ourselves properly. I'm running right towards you guys.

Do- do I just go? *countdown beeps* Oh, okay.

Yes!

This is amazing!

Okay, okay, I got this, I got this

I wanna get over that. I don't know if that actually affected me, but whatever

What does this do? Okay, nitro! WOOOOO!

Okay *more frickin grunting* I got this. Man, having wireless VR for this is the best!

Okay, go faster. Huhp! Go faster. Whoaaa!

Okay, I can't do that when I'm- huhp, huhp

Ah, god, it's weird. It's weird to try and turn. I'm not used to doing this. I'm not used to actually turning around in circles

Huhp! Okay, okay.

I could just do that anyway?!

What? Whoa look at that guy! What is this?

Yes! Yes! YES!

Huhp!

Okay, I'm not the best at this!

Ah, christ, what did you do to me?

Ah, man, you boosted me into a fucking wall

Huhp!

Over, over, over, over, yes, huh, huh, huh

I got this. I'm a speed demon. I'm a speed demon!

Ah, fuck I'm gonna fall over

Shit, man

Okay in the tutorial courses, this was easy

In real courses, this is very hard! Oh, shit where am? Go this way!

Okay the flying part is messing me up

Ah, ah, ah. Oh my god, oh, sweet Jesus

I am actually out of breath after that. Mother of god!

Amazing! Amazing!

Holy crap!

Okay, let's try arid.

Wooooh, mama

That it's a full-on workout

Okay, here we go. I have to get better at it! Hello Anubis!

You're scary

Okay, I didn't even hit- what? I didn't hit anything

Okay, I got this

Huhp, huhp

Oh yeah. What the fuck? God damn it! huh, huh, huhp!

Okay, go go go go go

WOOOOO!

HAH!

Ah, crap! I missed the thing!

Ah, no, oh, I fucked it up. Okay.

Aghh *grunt*

Oh, god, oh, god. This is weird to get used to! I got it though, I got it though. Watch.

Oh YEAH! Oh, god, oh, god. Oh, god oh, god. Ah come on

COME ON!

Okay, go! Go, my shark dude, go! Yes! Yes!

Oh, god, oh, god, oh, god.

OH YEAH!

WAAH *laughs* Oh, jesus!

That was so much fun!

Oh, god, we're going this way? Okay.

No, oh, oh, oh

Ow, ow, ow! Fuck you! Go!

*grunts* Okay, checkpoint, whatever

Oh, god, oh, god, oh, god. Okay, stop the fucking- stop the- stop the train! I want to get off! Huhp!

Oh, oh

I'M TIRED!

Ooh, what's this?

Okay, just grab the thing! Grab the things! Why aren't you grabbing them?

Okay, stop! Huhp! Huhp!

This is confusing! Oh, shit

Uh oh

Okay, yah! Oh god! OH GOD!

*facing completely the wrong way* Okay, my problem so far is that I'm not getting the controls fast enough because

Pulling triggers to run in certain directions is one thing, and then pressing these

to jump, like, I can't wrap my brain around it as I'm going through the air, so I'm trying to like figure that out and

Sometimes my brain is trying to go like this, to, like, throw myself sideways 'cause I'm so used to other VR games

Having locomotion just face one direction, and then you work like this

But in this game, you have to go and then pull yourself that way, and then go back that way

So, it's very very involving. I mean it's amazing, don't get me wrong

It's- it's me that can't get the controls, but when I do, I'm gonna feel great

I'm gonna do this again, I wanna practice round

Oh-hoo, I'm not saying much because I'm actually fucking tired playing this

Okay, where's my walls?

Okay, here we go! Let's get ready bitches!

WOO!

Huhp!

I don't know if that's faster. I don't know if the ground is different there. Okay, and then you go like this

Oh, I forgot I have drifting, okay, let's see. Let's use my drift now this time

Ah, crap *laughs* Ah, the buttons, I don't know how to use them

I'm not going as fast as I could be either. Okay. This is it, that's the speed.

Okay, okay, let's go this way

Nice!

Nice!

And you have to put your fucking whole body into this

And when you do, it feels good!

Okay, nitro, nitro. I'm gonna hold on to this. I'm not gonna use it just yet, okay

There we go that's the time to use nitro. Fuck yes!

Okay, oh that was good. I like that one.

Okay, oh man. Huhp! Ooh, God

Let's go, let's go, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Okay, go. The end is right there!

Go on, baby! Go, baby!

YEAH!

Oh, I actually have a stitch!

Did I do it better?

I'm not sure. I can't remember what my time was last time. Okay.

Well, I'm going to leave this episode of sprint vector there.

The best parkour, free-running, locomotion game I've ever played on the Vive

These people get it, that- Okay, let me just take off all this stuff

Wooh. Like I, I play a lot of VR games - you know that. I'm very, very enthusiastic about it. I love VR games.

It's very, very rare for me to be out of breath while playing a VR game.

A lot of them make me feel like I've been working out and I get very warm, or I get a little sweaty, or whatever.

But very few have- actually none have ever made me actually feel out of breath and that, that's

That's incredible 'cause not only is it fun to play and fun to master, but it's a workout

So you're actually burning calories as you do it

Which is nuts

Like, that, that's one of the side benefits of VR that I don't think anybody's really talking about all that much

Everyone's talking about how much it feels like to be immersed and the type of gameplay you can do

This is so immersive

It actually feels like- well, like, once you get down to the controls

I'll dick around with it a small bit more and I'll get a bit better at it, um

When you actually get the controls down, most of them are very intuitive.

It's when you get into an actual racetrack, and then you're doing them, like, around corners and everything it's, like,

It's hard to master, or at least it is for me. I can't get my head around it just yet, but

the more time I spend in it, I feel like the better I'm gonna get at it, and

I've just, I've never felt like that playing a VR game before.

Where I felt like I was having direct input as to what was going on, 'cause, as I said, a lot of VR games struggle with how to move around.

Some of them have it that you hold a button and you move forward, and then wherever you're looking, you move in that direction

Some of them, like Gorn, have you press - I think it's the thumb pads on Gorn.

That you press, and then you pull, and it's like that,

but because you don't have momentum, it gets very tiring very quickly

So in this, when you're pulling, you're actually still moving, so it accomplishes pushing forward with very minimal input

Which is incredible, and it actually, like, the sense of speed that you get while playing it is really good

And just having to, like, look around your scenario and try and figure out where you're going

I need to get my head around the jumping and all that kind of stuff and then I'll get much better

And then I'll be able to fly on the environment.

I'd love to see somebody who's really good at this, but, again, having seen it at PAX

And I didn't even see anyone demo it

I just saw, like, the videos

And I saw how the movement was based around - and the game itself just looks cool already, because it reminds me of Jet Set Radio

which is a super fun game where you're on rollerblades going around a city, and that stuff is really fun

Rollerblading and just freerunning and anything like that in VR is really, really good

But to have it actually feel good is a very hard thing to do and they nail that - and this is only the alpha

This isn't even, like, a full game yet, this isn't even the beta, a demo, anything like that

This is just an alpha build that they sent to me specifically - not, not just to me to reviewers

Um, and I am absolutely blown away by it

and I'm very, very excited to see what the rest of their game is going to be like.

I can't wait to see more characters, more skins, more tracks

I really hope that this game has a long life in it and I'd love to see,

like, a user-based or user custom created mode in the game as well. That would be super fun!

Oh, absolutely blown away and

playing it normally would be a pain in my fucking ass, because having to turn like that and you'd be tripping over cables and everything

But playing it wirelessly, like, this is this is definitely a game to promote Wireless VR.

I think this - um, Gorn was a good, so it was a good demo for it because it's a 360 around kind of game

And I really like that but another game that I might try out as well

I know I've played super hard VR already

But I might try it out wirelessly, because I think that's gonna be very fun because the amount of times where I couldn't go far enough

Or there's a table behind you and you want to hide behind it

But the cable kept getting snagged in things,

so now having full, full rein to be able to move all the way around the place would be super cool.

Ah, super excited about the future VR. It's going to be really cool, and I'm glad people like this are pushing it in a way

that's not just - because everything in VR feels like fucking tech demos these days.

You sit down, you, like, shoot waves of enemies coming towards you, and that's cool for ten minutes

But it's stuff like this that really sells VR

It's harder for people to get into because there's a lot more learning of the controls and mastery of that

But that sense of, like, moving forward, that sense of you're actually in the environment, having direct input into what's going on

I mean, I'm out of breath. What does that tell you?

Anyway, I'm just gonna stop pushing over stuff, and leave it there. I leave links in the description for the game

It's not out yet, but um,

I hope that this kind of generates some more buzz for the developers around this game 'cause I'm very, very excited about this, and you can tell

that they put a lot of time and effort into it. That's, that's a really cool thing to see, but anyway,

Thank you guys so much for watching this episode. If you liked it, punch that like button in the face

LIKE A BOSS!

And, high fives all round! *impressively accurate high five noises*

Well, thank you guys, and I will see all you dudes... IN THE NEXT VIDEO!

I mean, I put a lot of energy into my videos anyway, but that took the energy to like another level. WOO!

For more infomation >> BEST VR PARKOUR | Sprint Vector (HTC Vive Virtual Reality Wireless) - Duration: 23:31.

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Oh My God Look At This Knight!! - Duration: 18:56.

*trademark high five sound effect*

Top o' the mornin' to you laddies, my name is jacksepticeye

and oh, my, god, LOOK AT THIS KNIGHT!!

Does he look familiar to you?

Does that steely determined look into the distance and that yellow complexion look familiar to you?

That's because it's not any old knight

That is our boy,

crown ruler

Eggsy

King of ducks (*echoes* ducks, ducks)

Here, once again, to PUT HIS FOOT DOWN!

He has conquered land, sea, air

He's still trying to conquer space somewhere, I don't know

He might be lost or something

BUT NOW, HE'S HERE TO SAVE THE KINGDOM!

And no one can stand in his way!

No one can stop him!

Not least these fucking trees

[As Eggsy]: "This is it! Another village."

"Maybe my deeds were not truly appreciated last time"

"But now everything should go just fine."

"People simply forgot what the real knight is."

"And, after all, I've got the valour,"

"I've got the honour,"

*Jack starts making it up* I've got the sex need... face

It's a term - you might not get it yet, it's your learning time

When you become a knight of the ROYAL HIGHNESS

*back to reading* "They will be head over heels for me by the night!"

"I should look for someone who needs some help..."

[As Jack]: Go, Eggsy,

Go, find them.

Find them, and be the king that we all know you can be!

Helloooo, bird brethren!

It is I, Eggsy, your ruler

Do not fear,

I know everybody out there thinks so highly of me and everybody wants a piece

But these people, they need my help!

Oh, my god

"What's, done-"

[changes to an attempt at a Russian accent]: "What's done is done. Let them stay."

GLORY GREATEST!

[normal Jack]: There's very few people I see wearing hats like that

Except for Arstotzkans

These are the best people. I need to help them.

[Blue one's voice]: "What's done?"

"Whatta hell we have four scarecrows for?"

"Our garden's ten yards long!"

"I've asked for one scarecrow only!"

[back to the Russian]: "I made one and I couldn't stop."

[Blue]: "I'll show you 'I coul-"

[Eggsy]: "HAVE NO WORRIES!"

"I'LL HELP YOU!"

*Jack making it up* For it is I,

EGGSY!

Okay

[Russian, sounding a little Scottish]: "Who are you, for Pete's sake?"

[Jack]: Can't you hear my theme music?

Whenever I go anywhere, my theme music plays for me

*shouting off to the side* Thank you, orchestra!

[Eggsy]: "I am the knight!"

[Blue]: "Whatta-"

[Eggsy]: "I've got the valor!"

"I've got the honor!"

"I won't be me if I won't save you from these nasty wretched scarecrows!"

[Jack]: Orchestra?

Orchestra ye can calm down!

Okay. HUH!

Take that scarecrow! Have at ye, huh!

Gettum, Eggsy, gettum!

This is what we've been training for

Hard to hit a moving target, isn't it?

Huh! What you got? You ain't got shit!

You're welcome

By the way, it is only I,

Eggsy the greatest

Thank you, orchestra

They're working overtime today.

[Blue]: "Whatta hell did ya do?"

[Russian]: "These scarecrows have taken my whole day!"

[Blue]: "Whatta hell, scarecrows?! My garden all tore up!"

"Get out of here! And you'd better not let me see your face again!"

[Jack]: Oh, oh, jesus, okay! Um...

Citizens? Citizens, I know you do not know true valour and honour when it stares you in the face

but it is I, Eggsy, crown ruler, king of ducks, erm- *gets punched*

Oh, apologies, apologies!

Fella- fella- fellas! We can talk this through!

*Jack breaths heavily*

People- people just don't- People just don't know!

They don't know what it takes to be a knight!

To fight for justice in a world so cruel! *sighs*

Okay, somebody else must need help.

Hello?

Ah, more scarecrows!

Have at ye!

Have at you, scarecrow!

Never trust a scarecrow!

They look like a man, they feel like a man, but they ain't no man!

Hi!

[Eggsy]: "Good day, old lady!"

[Creepy Old Lady voice]: "Whadda you need on my stead?"

[Eggsy]: "Do you need any help?"

[Jack]: Mam! Your chickens! They're loose!

[Old Lady]: Ugh, all my chickens ran away because of you.

[Eggsy]: FEAR NOT!

[Jack]: Orchestra *gesturing vaguely at the imaginary orchestra behind him*

There we go

[Eggsy]: "Fear not! I'll take them back!"

[Old Lady, but basically just mumbling]: "Go away, I'll get it myself."

[Eggsy]: "DON'T WORRY!"

"I've got the valour!"

[Old Lady]: "Get, now!"

[Eggsy]: "I've got the honour!"

"And at last,"

"It's only me to blame, after all!"

"I won't forgive me if I won't do my duty as the knight-"

[Old Lady]: Stop it, right here!

[Eggsy]: "Here, a-"

[Old Lady]: "Get lost, now!"

[Eggsy]: "AND NOW,"

"Don't interrupt me, please."

[Jack]: A knight needs his steely focus. Huh!

Get in there, chickens!

What?! Come on!

Get on up now! Oh!

Oh, god, I killed one! Oh!

Fear not milady!

These chickens, they need to be put in line!

And I know the perfect way!

To really get a chicken to listen to what you gotta do,

You gotta put them to sleep first!

I call this 'the goodnight'

For it puts them into a nice sleepy slumber of nighttimeness

Huh!

Come on, chicken!

Cease your resistance!

I am trying to help you!

Ma'am you'd- fear not! Your chickens are safe

For they are all going back into the coop one by one

Here we go, one last chicken

There we go!

I have saved you!

Don't worry, you can hold your applause

[Old Lady]: "Whadda ya do with my chickens?"

"Tinhead evildoer, may ya be broken on the wheel!"

[Jack]: Ma'am don't worry, I say- FUCK, MA'AM

JESUS CHRIST, I was only trying to say that I- FUCK!

I saved your chickens!

I don't think people around here know what it's like to be a knight

For when I see injustice and I see crime, I go headlong into it and I fix the problem

Everything is a problem that needs to be fixed in the eyes of a knight

Fucking hell!

They don't know. They don't know.

You see ma'am, what I was trying to tell you, is that- FUCK!

On my way

What's wrong with you?

[#1]: "Well, bros, how could we plant so much cabbage?"

[#2]: "I dunno, some sort of cabbage machine?"

[#3]: "I dunno"

[#4]: "I dunno"

[#2]: "I thought we agreed what to plant?"

"I was to plant carrot."

[#1]: "Me, turnip."

[#3]: "Me, potato."

[#4]: "Me, corn."

[#3]: "So why did only cabbage grow?"

[#1]: "I dunno"

[#2]: "I dunno"

[#4]: "I dunno"

[#3]: "What should we do with it?"

[Eggsy]: "FEAR NOT! HAVE NO WORRIES!"

"For I, crowned knight, Eggsy,"

"Sir eggsy, to you."

"I'll handle your problem, ha-haah!"

"Fear not, for I am here!"

[All]: "Who are you?"

[Eggsy]: I am the knight!

"And I am the day, for I have the valour, I've got the honour!"

[#4]: "If you dare, knight."

[Jack]: Fellas.

Hold on. No worries. I have got this.

[#2,3&4] "Hey!"

[#1]: "He's squashing our cabbage!"

[#2]: "Beat him up!"

[Jack]: Fellas, fellas, this is what it means to be a knight.

For, you see,

Cabbage is the evildoer of the universe,

and if we don't squash out the cabbage who knows, what- OW!

Who knows what evil deeds will get- AH FUCK!

It's okay, I can take it, for I am the knight!

*pants*

We can talk about this!

Cabbage is the bad thing in the world

Okay

You gotta squash out the cabbage

Or else you're gonna end up with a life unfulfilled

Guys?

They, don't listen to me, okay I'll just squash out the rest of this cabbage

There we go, it's all squashed.

Oh, look- look, guys, lookout!

Hold on, guys! You've a scarecrow!

Oh god!

*fighting noises*

You guys are lucky I came along

Who knows how long more that scarecrow could have interrupted your lives

You're welcome

It's a hard day being a knight

Just gonna sit down this rock here

Oh, have at ye, rock!

I thought it was evil

I thought the rock was evil, I thought I was gonna have to beat him - it's, okay just sit down

And rest - take a little break!

It's alright, it's just a breather

*gargles water* Ugh.

Good old night fluid. Pure fuel.

All right, who else needs my help?

Hello.

[Eggsy]: "Hello there, do you need any help?"

[Farmer?]: "Nope."

[Eggsy]: "Is there any problem only a..."

"Knight could handle, maybe?"

[Farmer]: "Nah. All's granny-slappin' good."

"I have hens layin' eggs, cabbage flourishin' on patch - what else do I need?"

[Eggsy]: "Do you have any... work for a knight to do?"

[Farmer]: "I've done all my doin's for today."

[Jack]: Oh. Well alright then.

Well, as long as, as long as, you know, what you, did-

SIR, SIR, HOLD ON! SCARECROW!

Sir- AND CABBAGES!

You have scarecrows and cabbages and chickens

Sir, i'm gonna have to take you away.

Sir, your- fuck- your land is littered with evildoers!

FUCK- JESUS- SIR! I'm trying to help!

A knight's work never goes unpunished

Okay, I'll come back to you then, seeing as you don't want my help right now.

Ah, hey, church.

[Eggsy]: "Fellow priest, do you need any help, father?"

*hiccups*

[Priest]: "Of course. Drink this."

[Eggsy]: "What? Wine?! The night never drinks!"

"For he is the protector, his mind must be as clear as the glass you are holding in your hand."

[Priest, slurring]: *burps* Knight-shnight. You're a fucking coward!

"Only cowards don't drink wine!"

[Eggsy]: "What? I've got valour!"

"I've got honor, I've got my recognition

"There is no place for cowardice in my heart! Give that to me!"

[Priest]: "That's better. I can see your bravery now my child."

"Go say ten Hail Marys."

"Can you imagine that? Nobody wants to drink with me!"

"There was a novittate."

"He kept church, but once he just died."

"Another round?"

*slurring*

"I've got it just now. I haven't a single drop for 5 days! 5 days!

"5 days. I could die this way!"

[Eggsy]: "You have such a sad liv... li-living."

[Priest]: "That's right! folks even the stopped donating to the church!"

"I've told him how terrible God's fury will be,"

"but they don't wanna listen! I tell and I tell them and they say that's stupid!"

"BUT THEY'RE WRONG!!"

"People are thinking too much today. They can lose all the faith before you BAT AN EYELASH!!"

"Well *slurring* I don't have fuckin' eyelashes, I'm a penguin..."

"And without faith there's no donations."

"And without donations there's no devotions, and without devotions... How will I jink?"

"How will I drink?"

[Eggsy]: "Poor... *hiccup*... Poor you."

[Priest]: "I have to bear my cross for the faith,"

[Jack, still slurring]: Just like that one guy who beared a cross...

...Quasimodo!

[Priest]: "For... for the faith!"

"AH, Saint Dionysus, demons!"

"I knew... I knew I shouldn't sin with wine!"

"Our father in heaven, hallowed be your name. Your kingdom come, your will be done!"

[Eggsy]: "HAVE NO FEAR!"

"For I am here to spr- save you from these hellspawns!"

"I've got honour, I got value!"

[Jack]: OH GOD THERE'S LIKE 15 MILLION OF THEM!

AH- FUCK! *strange noise* The wine has given me some sort of supernatural powers!

I FEEL NO PAIN!

But they're not dying!

Ow, my head!

This hurts!

*unintelligible* ...so I can go get burger?

I could really go for burgers right now! Can you die, hellspawn?

Fellas, fellas, we can work this out!

DON'T WORRY! The knight is here!

And with the knight comes the day!

And with the day comes victory and shiny gold!

I had him!

[Eggsy]: "I've cleansed the world... of weakness, father."

[Priest]: "Don't move any closer, you- you fiend!"

"Step back! Depart! And lead us not into temptation but deliver us from..."

[Jack]: Deliver us from Evel Knievel? Pretty sure that's how prayer goes...

[Eggsy]: "Fighting the forces of- *hiccup*"

"evil is tiring."

"I'll just take a little nap riiiiight here. I'ma go snooze."

[Jack]: G'night

HAHAAAA!

Another day, another dawn, another... cult... worshipping?

[Red Duck]: "And so it came to pass that i have gathered lots of information about *ahem*"

"The knight with the wooden sword and the bucket on his head."

"In this case, I decided to make emergency meeting!"

"Tell me, what did he do to you?"

[Russian]: "He broke my scarecrow!"

[Blue one]: "He tore up my garden!"

[Old Lady]: "He bashed all my chickens!"

[#2]: "He beated up all our cabbage!"

[#1,3&4]: "And beat it just great... Yeah, very knightly... True!"

[Priest]: "He's the devil himself - saw it with my own eyes! Saw it with my own four eyes!"

[Red]: "Enough, let us put the screws on this fool and drive him from the village."

"Our young four can manage with him."

[#1]: "Piece of cake!"

[Old Lady]: "That's all?"

[Blue]: "He caused too much trouble, let Mikhail get him!"

[Red]: "I do not think this is the right thing to do. He is just-"

[Russian]: "MIKHAIL!"

[All]: *agree*

[Red]: "Okay, good, I will call in Mikhail."

[Jack]: Who's Mikhail?

Okay, I'm just gonna bound away like the little knight that I am. GO, knight Eggsy!

For the night approaches,

And with the night, the knight gets stronger during the night!

I do not fear the night, nor the dark!

Oh, hi!

Oh, god- AH FUCK!

Are you Mikhail?

I think it's time to make a tactical retreat!

Mikhail?

WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS, BUDDY!

Friend? FRIEND! Ah, fuck!

Stop throwing things!

I wanna be friends! I JUST WANNA TALK!

I need to get out of here, I need to get out of here!

This is fuckin'- this is crazy! STOP IT!

OW, MIKHAIL!

I AM YOUR FRIEND! IT IS ME, EGGSY!

CROWNED KING OF ALL BIRDKIND!

You don't recognize me?

Aaah! Okay! Oh, you'll fucking come to recognize me!

Huh, huh, huh!

No, come on! Come on, Mikhail! What you got? What you got?

You ain't got shit Mikhail!!

Hard to hit a moving target, isn't it?

Come on, come on! What you got? OOH!

Ow! Fuck, okay, he got moves, he got-

He got, moves. He got moves, okay, where'd he go? Okay, there he is.

Look at these dodges!

Come on, come on! OW! What you got?

FUCK!

Mikhail, don't forget, I once knew your mother!

She was a nice lady!

She baked pies and everyone liked her!

Are you living up to her memory properly? Mikhail?

Mikhail! You need to slow down!

Here you go! *multiple eurgh noises*

Yes, Mikhail! Good, good!

Who's a big boy, who's a booboo doodoo? Who's a booboo? Come on!

What you got?

Okay, RETREAT, RETREAT!

I mean,

Victory escape!

Knights never retreat.

[Eggsy]: "Ran away."

"Like a damn coward. What a disgrace."

"The knight would stay and fight until the end!"

"What am I?"

"The knight wouldn't be kicked out like some sort of... burglar

"Fools! Yes, I got no shiny helm or real sword, but I've got something they don't have."

"Valour and honour are much greater than, some steel trinkets!"

"After all this was not the last village."

"Certainly somewhere is someone who needs me."

"And when- I'll show everyone what I'm really ca- Every town, I will hear..."

[Jack]: *laughs* AW... every town I will hear: oh, my, god look at this knight!

And it was on that day, everything was good and everything was

The way Eggsy had deemed it to be necessary for HE WAS...

[Back to Russian for some reason]: ZE GREATEST KNIGHT I HAVE EVER SEEN!

[Normal Jack]: Ok, well that was dumb! *laughs*

I saw this on... I think it was going around tumblr and I saw this was being broadcast.

I saw some of the pictures and I saw that it was a yellow chick and I was like

I have to play this now! You can make so many Eggsy jokes out of this!

That was super fun to do *laughs*

Anyway! Thank you guys so much for watching this episode!

If you liked it, PUNCH THAT LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE...

LIKE A BOSS!

And, high fives all round!

*impressively accurate high five noise*

WELL THANK YOU GUYS AND I WILL SEE ALL YOU DUDES

IN THE NEXT VIDEOOO!

Sometimes they're my favorite videos to record,

Where have no idea how it's gonna go so

you just make a big joke out of it and everything is fun.