First we were affraid, we were petrified
But I could seeTheresa MaAay crying in the open sky
Then I spent so many nights, thinking how you did it wrong
We wrote a song And hope the scots will get aloOoOong
And so you snapped ! At such a pace !
We just woke up and heard you cheer, but now look at yer bloody face!
You were crushing pills in your sky and said you were all mortified
But now all I care about is that the French are number fiiiive
Go on now, go. Walk out the door Just turn around now 'cause you're not as rich anymore
Weren't you the one who voted to say goodbye?
Did you think we'd stay humble ? Did you think we'd let you get by ?
Oh, no, we won't! We're number five!
Oh, you have been so perfidious but now we are the thoughest guy
Weve got so many strikes to live, and social benefits to give
we're #5 WE'RE NUMBER FIVE
BAISE OUAIS
tu tu tu tu tu tuuu
Friendship with #6 is over, now #5 is my best friend
It's been a thousand years o'war but it's settled me lads
You know after Brexit the #6 will not sound as bad
and I spent so many nights, just feeling sorry for ye Brits
But as we've already had Trafalgar I guess it's fair isn't it ?
They all se me somebody new
Our leader's loved by everyone - oh well except by me and youuu
Oh now you feel the baguette, you know it's not finished yet
But in your name my dear old friend I dedicate this cigarette
(smoking is bad :'( )
I mean, not as bad as taking a car in the face
still it's not THAT good for you
This is catchy
He sings awfully but the tune is ok
wait is that Zidane headbutting the wine ?
yes it is !
I love this guy
He was a hell of a #10
#5 is like being half a Zidane
I can live with that
*german*
*real languages*
I prefer the original song
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