We found this in the trash can and
None of us are pregnant so we thought you probably took a pregnancy test in my house. It's positive
LOGANG there's something
I have not been getting a lot of lately and that is sleep. Between the past two days collectively I've slept two hours
Yeah, I wish I was kidding. Actually no, I don't I will sleep when I'm dead. Now I'm leaving Andy you guys. It's like five am Andyy
Huh, what
Yo guys we went out last night yesterday was an amazing day between the music video, Black Friday
You guys are buying the Maverick merch. God Church status.
I can't believe I'm using, actually using the word God Church to describe how much you guys are loving the merch but it's God Church status
Seriously guys it's amazing to see how many people are joining the Maverick movement
And I have good news for you you thought oh like Black Friday's over the sales over. NO!
Guys it's still 20% off through Cyber Monday
I'm still picking two people out to fly to LA go get your merch the hottest Merch game the comfiest merch in the game loganpaul.com/shop
loganpaul.com/shop now, before I leave Andy, There's one thing I have to do. :D
Goodmorning chickens! Hahhahaha
This is amazing! look guys they made eggs for me. Oh My Gosh yo, these are fresh like they're literally warm
So Yeah, I'm gonna take these eggs back to Los Angeles. That's gonna be cool. Yes
It's true. Also. I forgot to say ayo Logang! good morning
If you're not a part of the logang make sure to subscribe guys. We're super lit
So lit that my voice is in fact gone. Now. I got my eggs
I miss Kong I miss Evan and I'm stopping for your boy to go back to Los Angeles
Are You Logan Paul?
I'm, I'm actually Jake Paul (:
He looks so tired look at that face, I'm not tired I don't feel tired I'll sleep when I'm dead
Good Seeing you
Ill See You Soon...
k..What do I know you? yo, that's ridiculous, bro this girl thinking I'm tired I don't get tired i dont fall asle-
Okay, maybe I'm a little tired, but it don't matter coz
I'm a savage, and I'm a push through I got stuff to do guys. I got tasks that need to get done
Y'all got busy lives right but baby. It's all about hard work, baby. Who wants it the most yeah?
Bucephalus oh yeah, I'll help you for sure. Let's take his back take it back oh
Oh No, this is this is awkward
She's in my seat
And I was just so nice to them and said I was gonna do a good deed and now I have to be like yo get outta my seat
Hey, I think I think I'm in that seat. Yeah. I think I think I'm in that seat. I'm sorry
I'm just I'm just a vlogger. Is this some show going on. Oh it's yeah. It is my TV show it's logan paul vlogs
Really?
Yeah, you're gonna be famous
You guys can follow him on instagram at logan paul yo, so I'm sitting here, and I'm realizing that these seating arrangements
They made them purposely awkward like look who im already sitting next to
Yo, Who are You?
Why You Stalking me?
Im Engaged, Why you stalking me?
What are u doing? yo what. haha yo i don't even know this girl
Guys im telling ya, i don't know who that girl is?
I'm leaving
Lady Yes! logang. I'm back home. I actually
legitimately love this place
And I'm with my babies - oh my god my children the red Challenger that I've f*cked up because I ran into the bus
But it's okay because it matches the backpack
Oh no, Where'd it go? ;o
The cool bus itself is so cool The Yeti, Hi :*
:*
And let us not forget about the cinquecento oh snap okay?
You're also probably wondering why I'm alone Lamar left as you guys know Brendan went home for Thanksgiving to spend time with his family b*llsh*t , If you ask me anyways. I'm videoing myself for the rest of the day
It's gonna be interesting. I have to go to the set of the thinning and oh my god it's my dog LYDIAAA!!
And Kong you normally see normally id hand the camera to Brendan here, but now just
Hi baby, aww thus muhh boii :3
How are you, Lydia, Lydia: Im great, How are you?
Just out here
How'd Your thanksgiving go?
It was so magical Andy's family is incredible. Did you have a good one?
I had an amazing one
Did you give thanks?
I gave Alot of Thanks
Did You give...Giving?
yo, hi buddy. I missed you Kong! Yo, it's just so weird vlogging by myself
I can't zoom in or maybe I can't see if I can like
There it is, Hi hi how are ya :))
Anyways let's see what's popping *pop sound*
Been all by your self all day?
Yeahh!! hahaaha
It Sucks!
I need Brendan no we got Evan Evans here. Yeah, we gotta have an intervention with Evan soon guys. Oh
Evan, Evan
Yo you look ripped!
OhMy god you're like a greek God, but in Dwarf Mamba form
Hey
ah, what?
Yes, excuse weird you mind filming for me, bro, Brendan left. :(
Bad angels but i mean ill try my best
Alright Guys so here's what we're gonna be doing today
It's gonna get crazy because we're mavericks and the red drop drop top loganpaul.com/shop
I just feel like you're filming my dick like if I do this the whole time. Yeah, it kills my neck
What about him you think you could film for me buddy, okay what about the parrot?
never
He Died what? I asked you to take care of him.
No f*ck that, i hear him squawking
Where's My overly obnoxiously loud parrot
There he is (:
Oh see now it works Evan,
yeah it's so cool how we're friends and yo up here Evan
Oh sorry
yeah, yeah that's no problem
Oh it was good. We shot a music video a diss track coming soon *hint hint*
No, the merch is good selling like a god church. Everybody want to be a maverick guys. I'm teaching King tricks Kong sit
Good boy
Jake
*???*
He's so cute Wow anyways guys probably wondering who's holding the camera right cause Lydias over there look at her she's over there
Thanks, anyways cuz it's my friend Mack. Yo how tall are you? 6'6 okay. You're not like a camera guy, right?
yeah no im not
yeah, f*ck it
Who cares I found a cameraman good angle? This is a good angle really see look look. He's his Mac. He's tall
i still think i got good angles but it's all good
Here maybe try again, yeah, so logang here's what we're gonna do we're gonna do a prank today
yo, yo Evan up here
Double the action actually do have a prank idea
Here's the situation um i don't know if I've like actually prank Lydia like a solid prank. I had this idea
Hey, what the f*ck you doing cus bro? I'm vlogging da easy mom dad uncle
Oh, well you got popcorn you saving that for later care of it?
Here's your popcorn dude. Oh, it's actually smells delicious. Huh, oh god. How funny would it be you're pretty loud, huh?
You'd be pretty loud how funny would it be if we went to the store and got a pregnancy test and made it
Positive and then confronted Lydia. I was like what is this?
Like she's gonna obviously deny it and then we're like no. This is definitely yours and they like make her think she's
pregnant
How do we make it positive?
none of us is pregnant. No we find a pregnant person you try Craigslist no
I love pregnant woman. Are you pregnant single and wanting to be loved hate study?
do you have regular monthly periods in our 80 do y'all not what I need I need a woman who's got a
big old belly would a baby inside nothing like a good old baby this also makes me think bro
Logang like I want a son why because I want dude, can you imagine a little Logan running around?
That would suck!, yo you cloud wrestle him! isn't little Logan just Jake?
Yeah ill beat his ass and just keep
I won't tell anyone well
I'll be the best dad ever anyways pranking Lydia what Evan, i found a Praying Mantis' are super rare
I'm super super rare and he's super rare
super rare
I have a feeling that that f*cking praying mantis is pregnant dude does it not look pregnant. Yeah, it's pregnant
Yo, we could get this praying mantis
to pee on the stick
Look how fat it's ass is bro look at sighs. I'm gonna look up pictures of pregnant praying mantis yo
It is pregnant!
Yo, I knew it!
I'm Like that ass is way too fat
We're talking about finding a pregnant lady guys, this is not set up and we find a a praying mantis
Who are is a rare insect in itself who is also pregnant B to us miss? What are you saying?
No, we need you to pee on a stick
We need your help. Okay. Yo we gotta she loves the merch, bro
Who can blame her bro is the hottest softest merch in the game a 20% discount so cyber monday, baby?
You're good. Isn't about to come out? Oh. Yeah, yo we have youth sizes. Oh, she's like about to give birth
Dude, you see that dude her thorax is the thorax is beating it's yo what is a thorax
It's like that one movie Thor with this ax no I am The Lorax
What the f*ck?
There you go miss it's your temporary home
Hey Lydia
You're scaring me
What do you have?
I Don't have anything
What is that?
Why you asking so many questions Lydia? yeah
What your problem?
You're being Weird Lydia you're being weird Lydia
Oh yeah, IM Being wierd.
I dont have anything!, I don't have nothing.. >:)
Seriously..
Can we not just live, Lydia? We're not doing anything Stop! no cause nothing is ever normal in this house I know you guys are doing something
Nothing!
We put the praying mantis right back here
She'll never find it >:)
Yo, I knew today was gonna be a weird day, bro, I'm about to buy a pregnancy test
I don't even know where to go Evan how Where are the pregnancy tests
It's not for me. It's for a friend who's an insect Oh a baby there's baby. Hey hey, there's a baby
Oh we need ice? I think we need some ice yeah
So good to see you, bro. It's so chilly in there
There we go the one-step pregnancy test by one get second 50% off
We got pregnancy test on pregnancy test
Okay, who's the first? I'll do it wait you gonna pee on it? yeah
Control test to see if it's accurate now, I'm crossing my fingers That im not pregnant. I think that's how that works hey Mack,
Yeah, and not like cameraman are like here often, but I want you in here with me for this
Okay, so oh
You just pee on this little like flabby thing here and a plus means you're pregnant and a minus means you're not pregnant okay that
Makes sense oh, okay?
I'm doing it bro
How is he doing it?
Guys i did it!
Oh see it's a - I'm not pregnant! yeahh
*Evan screaming* .-.
Okay, so the pregnancy test work, but now we have to convince a praying mantis to pee on it
Here we go it's a mantis hi, baby
Looking good. Okay, so we have a pregnancy test here. I'm just gonna stick it in and maybe we just wait a little bit
The key is to get it under the thaw wrap it's perfect well. She's on top of it
We're gonna cover this back up and I guess now we wait
All right guys right max top four was explained the situation you guys know I'm exhausted like I'm not dying
I'm just like I'll sleep when I'm dead
But I was resting my eyes for a little bit cuz the praying mantis is taking a while to pee but man took a nap
In Andy's tent and hey dude. I've been here for like 45 minutes
Get your attention. Okay, so mack says he has a gift for me
Yeah
Yeah, so Logan. Oh yes
last week
He said you liked my jumpsuit. Oh
Yeah, I was just gonna give you that same jumpsuit. Oh
You got me the maverick jumpsuit
My boy, I lose, I'm ready, okay
Yo, this is damn I feel fancy badly. Oh my god
Pants too, bro. Ah be stylin this is like this is like music video stuff like I could use this for my next one
You see P good
So excited yo, how's it be mantas moves yo Mack first up, bro. Thank You G
As the maverick movement grow stronger sodas are closing. Oh my god. Oh
My god you have a praying mantis of pregnancy test
No f*cking way yo
Can't believe what I'm looking at right now. It is a plus sign and according to this it means pregnant
Okay, so I think now we let the pregnant praying mantis go and then we use this to blame the pregnancy on Lydia
Weinke work bro. She's got a family to raise
Thank you for your services mrs. Mantis. Why does she got to go?
Here you go, sweetheart. I hope all of your babies grow up to be logangsters
And I hope they all by maverick Merch twenty percent off discount through cyber monday. Loganpaul.com/shop. be free!
Goodbye miss mantis
Okay, it's time to blame my assistant for being pregnant in my house
Oh
Bro yo I found a pregnancy test it is positive. It's kind of a little crazy
This doesn't belong to you does it come on. No. No no a man is peed on that. Oh, this is gonna. Be awkward, dude
What are you doing don't worry about it? I just like this is a bit awkward for me
Yeah, we you look so innocent
yeah, and like
We've seen your true colors now my true colors. We found this in the trash can and
None of us are pregnant
So we thought you probably took a pregnancy test in my house it's positive
Are you pregnant? No did you get pregnant my house?
seriously
That's pretty positive to me, okay, but it's not mine
Yeah, see no there's no marker on there anything
Oh
Exposed expose lady a caddy pregnant with praying man buying you a praying mantis pregnant with praying mantis. I'm sorry
Doesn't know you're pregnant. We're praying mantis. No spring over payment yo, can you believe it? I know?
Guys I'm pregnant, that's
all I needed oh
Ok ok that is the end of a very weird vlog Brendon comes back tomorrow evening
So that's good if you're not part of the low game make sure to subscribe guys
We're late with the strongest family on YouTube we got pregnant assisted. It's all good stuff
So smart the subscribe button in the face for me
It's weird not having a cameraman bro like I'm using the couch right now is I could dance around and stuff
Also, if you have yet guys you still have time through cyber monday maverick apparel is 20% off
You know that?
But I just want to stress that we are not gonna do this again for a while got the murse while you can guys
It's the softest hardest merch through the game. No one's doing it like us. Oh snap one quick thing before I leave maybe I
Can grab some baby
I'm sitting in front of Harry Potter. This is crazy. Oh, that's crazy -subtitles by OmgItsKaitlynx-
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