[Last episode's catholic church (where Father Jimin was)]
[Many visit here today to confess their sins]
[A new priest greets BTS members...]
[The story behind the 1st episode]
[Suga came to confess his sin to Father Jimin]
I came to confess my sin.
I am too honest. I am so upright and truthful.
I am so nice that others use me.
I am shocked and speechless.
You bastard.
I feel my sin is gone.
- You bad guy. - Thank you.
- No. - I feel like being born again.
You have a long way to go.
- Feeling like born again. - Don't go.
- Thank you. - I said don't go.
Oh, that sinful man.
His sin is making this church dirty.
[Suga has become a new person really?]
[Purified Suga... returned as a priest!]
There are many sinful men in the world.
[I came to forgive you. My name is Suga!]
Welcome.
Father.
- Yes. - I have sins to confess.
Can you please stop?
- Please, say go. - Okay, go.
- I have a friend named J-Hope. - J-Hope?
Unique name. Is he from a racially-divers family?
No, he's a horse.
- Centaurus? - No, he's a horse.
I don't believe. But it can happen.
He's good at dancing. I danced next to him.
I danced next to him.
Can you please show how bad you're at dancing?
- Sorry? - I need to see your dancing.
So that I can see whether it's a sin or not.
- Can you see me? - No, no. I can't see.
From heart to heart.
- Heart to heart. - Telepathy.
I can't see you at all.
[Dancing very hard]
I danced like this.
Are you drunk?
No.
I danced like this next to that dancing machine.
Can I be forgiven with this sin?
Let me think. That's serious sin.
You're saying too harsh. Have you seen me dancing?
No. No.
I have one more thing to confess.
- Father. - Yes.
I like to apply a mask pack.
Are you a pack man?
Sorry. Forgive my sin.
I forgive you. I was tired to stand up.
There is a friend, Yoon-gi, my room mate.
I didn't throw at him, but the used mask pack fell
on to his face, exactly.
- One pack for two. - Right.
- That's not a sin. - Is it not a sin?
You better apply to Korea's Got Talent.
- Thank you. - Hold my hand.
- Your sins are forgiven. - Thank you.
Thank you.
Bye.
[We know acting is not easy.. But it's too serious ^^]
Sit down.
[Name: Rap Monster Speaking in fluent English]
[Hey, please.. I am not fine]
[What are you doing now...!]
[This thing]
[Suga puzzled by English conversation with Rap Monster]
[I want to say you're speaking too fast]
[How can Father Suga get out of this?]
[Will you accept my hand.. as a token of reconciliation?]
[This is my final blow]
[Spell to turn him to Namjoon. Are you a foreigner?]
Excuse me. Are you Father Suga?
No.
Father Louis Williams Suga Adams
- Junior the third. - What are you saying?
[Will this episode end well?]
I thought you must be pretty as you're a priest.
But you have a lot of hair on your face.
Are you a man?
No.
You're white. Are you a foreigner?
[My job is not easy. Confess your sins.. ]
[Finally, Rap Monster starts confessing]
I have this friend, Jimin.
We sometimes receive gifts from fans.
- Sure. - We receive briefs sometimes.
Briefs. You may receive.
- The same brand, same design. - Okay.
- So, I agreed with Jimin. - Agreed.
- Let's write names on it. - Your names.
I wear them today. He will wear them tomorrow.
I write RM and he writes JM.
- We agreed like this. - RM, JM.
But you know, names may washed off by doing laundry.
That can happen. Names can be washed off.
One day, Jimin got mad about me.
Why are you wearing my briefs?
I also got mad at him, to Jimin.
I never, ever, wear your briefs.
In fact, I did.
- Your friend's briefs. - If they're washed repeatedly,
the names are washed off and it's confusing.
How many times?
22 times, I guess.
I swore to him, Jimin. I never wear your briefs.
I am so sorry. Taking this opportunity,
If he writes his name once again, I will never wear them.
I forgive your sin.
[Healing hand of Suga...]
Buy 5 briefs to Jimin.
- I will buy him 10 briefs. - 10 briefs.
[Rap Monster is regretting]
Your sins are forgiven. Go home in peace.
[Rap Monster's confession is over in a more serious atmosphere]
Please speak in Korean.
My sins are serious.
Tell me about your sins.
I have this friend, Kim Seokjin. This sin is not that serious.
Is it a funny story?
I will skip this.
I got a feeling from his name.
I have this friend, Min Yoon-gi.
Aren't you gonna ask if this is a funny story?
Let's hear, first.
I committed a serious sin against Yoon-gi.
Serious sin. What is it?
I went to a bathroom close to the living room.
While I was washing my face using a cleansing foam,
I used a towel and a toothbrush fell down.
Sorry.
That went to the toilet.
That's why my toothbrush was always wet.
I did it once. But I was in a hurry.
So I didn't wash it well. I guess it's a serious sin.
I forgive your sin.
- What's this middle finger for? - Hold it.
This middle finger forgive you. Go away, you're not fun.
Okay, I see.
- Go. - I see.
You put on makeup for a runny nose.
I thought this concept would be funny.
Go away.
- Bye. - It was not fun at all.
[Jin, Rap Monster, V and Suga lived happily ever after. - END-]
I asked J-Hope why you're naked.
He said, being naked keeps him healthy.
He stretched like this.
That was my fault.
It was my fault!
Hey!
Sorry.
Please, say go.
Okay, go.
I want to confess one more.
What's that?
- Again? - I have one more.
I have just one more.
So many sins.
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