[burps]
Hey guys, it's Annika. Welcome to my channika.
I am super f-ing sick.
I'm actually kind of pissed off,
because I usually have such a good immune system,
because I spent my childhood
playing in McDonald's Play Places,
so that just built up my immune system.
But I've gotten sick two times in three months,
and, like . . .
that's a lot. Like, that's a lot.
Today, I'm gonna be doing another holiday-ish video,
I'm going to be playing for you my Christmas playlist.
I don't know. These videos are super popular,
but I feel like all the songs are the same.
Like, I know that Liv Walters did one,
and my songs are literally the exact same as hers.
So I'm gonna also be getting ready while I'm doing it.
So I thought it just might be fun.
You can jam out to some Christmas tunes with me.
Like, you know.
I was applying this bougie-ass Urban Outfitters lip balm
that I'm kind of convinced absolutely does jack-sh--.
It literally feels like I'm putting butter on my lips.
So yeah.
There's that.
Okay, yeah. My Spotify is anni.kax.
You know that if you've watched any
of my other playlist videos.
And my holiday playlist is "Holly 'n F-ing Jolly."
So let's just get poppin.
Also, this video isn't gonna be funny,
because I'm not funny. When are my videos ever funny?
I f-- with the Pentatonix so hard.
I f-- with the Pentatonix so f-ing hard, but
I just used the Fenty Beauty Matte Primer.
I'm doing this because I'm using
the Simply Me Beauty BB Cream.
Oh f--!
Yeah. This is the one from 7-Eleven.
I bought all of the things from 7-Eleven,
and I was gonna do a video.
But by the time that I got everything,
the videos weren't cool anymore.
Like, nobody was posting them.
So I was like, "Oh sh--. I'm too late."
But I had already opened everything,
so . . . can't return it. That's cool.
But I actually kind of liked the foundation
when I used it with the mattifying primer,
because it's kind of greasy.
Also, I have a f-ing cystic pimple.
Can we just talk about
what a f-ing mess my life is right now?
Okay, listen. Listen to this.
Listen to this:
I'm bloated as f--.
I have the worst f-ing cramps.
I'm breaking out like a motherf--er.
My hair is greasy as f-ing sh--.
It's in one giant knot.
And I have so much work to do today,
and I have to post a video tomorrow,
and I don't have one.
This is gonna be my video for Monday. So . . .
Yeah. There aren't enough hours in the day,
especially when I wake up
at literally 3:00 in the afternoon.
Like, that's cool. Like, cool.
Also, all I want right now is some Chick-fil-A.
But it's a f-ing Sunday,
and they're dirty-ass motherf-ing Christians.
You know, they love the Lord too much,
and they don't open on the f-ing holy day.
But what if I'm going to church
and right after, I need to get some f-ing fries.
Like, huh? What are we gonna do?
I don't know. I hate Chik-fil-A.
Also, they don't like abortions and gay people,
so like I don't . . .
But their fries. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Let's play a new Christmas song, shall we?
Okay.
Okay, I'm a huge fan of more new Christmas songs.
Like, you know. I like Michael Buble singing the classics,
but I also love Pentatonix and Ariana Grande, and
- don't hate me -
I kind of like "Mistletoe" by Justin Bieber.
But I still have a really great appreciation
- where the f-- is the lid -
I still have a great appreciation for, you know,
Frank Sinatra and Eartha Kitt.
You know, the OG singers. You know.
Brenda Lee, my f-ing b--. Honestly.
I'm gonna take the Simply Me Powder.
I actually like the powder.
Like, the powder is something that I f-- with.
And I'm gonna use the little thing that it comes with
because . . . Actually, no. I'm not.
It is trash.
The only thing is . . .
Like, it comes in one shade.
And also, there are little bumps in mine.
I've used it, like, twice.
Do you see those little bumps?
I don't know if you can.
But there are little bumps in the powder,
and does anybody know why that happens?
Because that happens to me,
but I don't even know . . .
I'm just gonna stop talking now.
Let's play some more music.
Oh yeah. This is my sh--.
Oh there's nothing left in this. Cool.
I'm done. Sorry Jose.
Oh! This is my favorite Christmas song.
I just think it's such a clever mash-up.
Like, who woulda thunk it?
Oh! This is my favorite version of
"Baby, It's Cold Outside."
With Michael Buble and Idina Menzel.
"Adele Dazeem."
Adele Dazeem.
What is this?
Okay, I'm gonna do the other eye,
and I'll be back.
Okay. Forgive my eyeliner.
I haven't done eyeliner
- like, just normal eyeliner.
I did the Candy Cane one.
I haven't done normal eyeliner since, maybe, August.
Like, a while.
And now I'm gonna play . . . Possibly, like,
It's in the top three of my favorite Christmas songs.
I don't really . . . maybe top five. I don't really know.
But it's "Mary Did You Know?" by Pentatonix.
I just . . . It . . . .
Ooooh.
I know that that song's a little religious,
and I'm really not here for religious Christmas songs,
because tbh, imo, no offense . . .
Jesus wasn't born on Christmas.
So why . . . why . . .
Why?
Also, I don't know. I just feel like Christmas
has more meaning than just Jesus's birth.
In my opinion . . .
Oh my god. I'm getting the mascara everywhere.
In my opinion, Christmas is more about
spending time with your family.
And that's why people who are atheists
celebrate Christmas.
I feel like Christmas has
a different meaning to everyone,
and to me it doesn't really mean . . .
it doesn't really have to do with Jesus.
But that song is just gorgeous.
And I think that it's also interesting,
because Jesus was a real person.
And I just think, "What would Mary think
if she knew that her baby got all this f-ing hype?"
Regardless of if he had powers or not.
I personally believe that he did.
But I don't know. I just think it's kind of interesting.
Here's one you guys are gonna make fun of me for.
But I'd be s-ing your d--, I know.
Ha! "Gay."
Uh.
Such a classic.
This is my favorite Christmas song, I think.
I feel like I've been saying that about all of them.
. . . to save me from tears,
I might as well just kill myself.
Another Ariana Grande classic.
She has the best Christmas songs, in my opinion.
So, I'm sorry that this was kind of a lame-ish video,
but I hope that you guys jammed out with me.
Let me know if you guys want me to do
some more playlist videos.
And I hope that you guys have a
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah,
Happy Kwanzaa, Happy Eid, Happy Birthday,
Happy Meme.
Please comment, rate, subscribe, and
keep on Christmas-ing!
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