Saturday, November 25, 2017

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POCHI, Do you want to play with me?

No I don't want to.. I need to sleep now

I am RIWON ~

Daddy!

Why call me RIWON

Can you play lego with me ?

Sorry, I need to read a book

Mommy!

Can you play lego with me ?

Sorry..I want to draw

POCHI, Do you want to play lego with me?

No I don't want to.. I need to sleep now

There is no one who can play with me

I will do something to you guys

It looks delicious

I have to eat all alone.

It looks delicious

I have to eat all alone.

What?

It looks delicious

I have to eat all alone.

What?

It looks delicious

I have to eat all alone.

What!

Ice cream

I have to eat all alone.

What?

What!

I am angry

Please get me out of here

I will never do again!

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Leaks: Obama Lied About Al Qaeda to Get Reelected - Duration: 3:56.

Leaks: Obama Lied About Al Qaeda to Get Reelected.

A top foreign correspondent for The New York Times admitted something absolutely stunning

last week: during the run-up to the 2012 presidential election, the administration of then-President

Barack Obama purposefully misled the public about Al Qaeda being "decimated" and "on

the run."

"The overall narrative that I think was being pushed to the press, and if you look

back at the editorials that were done when that trove came out, was an image of bin Laden

isolated, he had lost control of this group," Rukmini Callimachi said during an event last

week at the Foundation for Defense of Democracies, according to The Weekly Standard.

"Think back to when bin Laden was killed," she added.

"It was 2011.

It was right before a major campaign season.

I don't want to underplay the role that the killing of Osama bin Laden had, but I

think that that was theorized into something much bigger."

Suffice it to say, despite false claims by the Obama administration, Al Qaeda and its

many offshoots had been thriving the whole time, both before and after Bin Laden's

death — a fact Callimachi discovered for herself in 2013, a year after the presidential

election.

She explained that during her time covering West Africa in 2011, she became aware of an

Al Qaeda offshoot known as Al Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb.

When she reached out to the Obama administration for information on the group, the administration

lied to her: "The narrative I would get is that … it had opportunistically taken

the al Qaeda name in order to have prestige and scare people, and that in fact those people

were just criminals."

But after AQIM was driven out of West Africa, Callimachi came upon files in 2013 that showed

Al Qaeda commanders had been reportedly "micromanaging" AQIM the whole time.

"Suddenly, my worldview, which had been informed by (Obama) officials … started

to fall apart," she said.

"Suddenly, I was seeing that this group that I was told really had no ties, with no

connection … was in fact being micromanaged by al Qaeda central."

Documents from the bin Laden raid released earlier this month by the administration of

President Donald Trump only confirmed this nagging suspicion, she added.

Obtained from bin Laden's compound during the raid that killed him in 2011, the documents

"reveal that Bin-Laden was minutely managing the day-to-day operations of his terror network

all while former President Barack Obama assured the American public the group was 'decimated,'"

as noted by The Daily Caller.

"In fact, the new trove that has now come out confirms very much what I was seeing in

Mali, which is not just real connective tissue, but connective tissue to the point of (these

affiliates) being micromanaged from Afghanistan and Pakistan," Callimachi said.

"Very minor personnel decisions are being decided by the group thousands of miles away."

In other words, the whole narrative of a weak Al Qaeda pushed by the Obama administration

before, during and after the 2012 election was patently false.

It was "basically a cherry picked version of what's going on," said Thomas Joscelyn,

a senior fellow at the Foundation for the Defense of Democracies.

Lies upon lies upon lies — all told to bolster Obama's chances of winning his reelection

campaign in 2012.

Yet as of this Saturday, nearly a week after Callimachi made her stunning admission, nobody

in the mainstream media — including her own employer, The New York Times — had yet

reported on Obama's lies.

God forbid the actual facts ever get in the way of a false narrative, be it of a weakened

Al Qaeda or of an allegedly perfect former president.

What do you think about the mainstream media's non-coverage of this?

Please Share this news and let us know what you think about the lies the Obama administration

told about Al Qaeda.

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Sabah Kinabatangan River | Malaysia 2017 | Travel Vlog - Duration: 11:41.

At last, we are on our way to Kinabatangan. We've been sick for the past week and we're still not over it

After we went to Mount Kinabalu we got such a bad case of flu and

We were in bed most of the time. We kept on extending this trip just to get better and today is the last day

that we can extend it to

To still be in time for our flight back to Phuket

So,

let's keep fingers crossed we're getting better

It's about a 5 hours bus ride

to Kinabatangan

So, we're looking forward to it

After a

Six hour bus ride, we've finally been dropped off in the middle of nowhere. Here at Koperasi ...

Whatever

And now we need to go and find the office. They say it's about ten minutes walk

Is the home stay we can stay in but we're gonna stay but further down in

Forest camp I think but this looks like a real

village in the jungle almost

Regardless of the fact that it's right next to the main road

Okay, this was the office

We've done all the paperwork and now off to the jetty

Then a short boat trip

Just around the corner

where our

Forest Eco Resort is

Tanjun Eco Resort

Say again

Something like Tanjung Eco Resort camp

This is the jetty

and the river

Kin... I'm not even gonna try and pronounce it

We have arrived

You're

a working mule, aren't you?

That's what the

That's how your wife supposed to look like

Packed

and carrying

everything

And some birds

After about five minutes walk you get to what seems to be the destination

Amazing, there's even a lake here. You wouldn't expect a like next to

Such a big river, but here it is. Oh, it's beautiful

Thanks Adam. This is a place we want to be for our last time in Malaysia

Our last week in Malaysia.

So what's below?

Toilet and bathroom

Toilet and bathroom downstairs

Sleeping area upstairs

So you have like a bucket

So you will be

bath with the

Oh is it?

We call it mandi

Mandi?

Mandi, yeah.

Alright, so that's how you bath with a bucket

No hot showers

No showers

After three months in Malaysia we finally

Finish it off in an idyllic place like this

A wooden house

in the jungle

really in the jungle. This is jungle, Borneo jungle

You can't really see it clearly but there's a big lake here

The jungle is just too dense for you to see it. You can see the water here as well

And

You have a nice deck overlooking the jungle

And you have some trees here in the middle of the deck. Very nice and a nice

enclosed

sleeping quarters

Two little mattresses on the

wooden floor

Mosquito nets so they're doing the necessary

precautions

But no power

And this is what the jungle sounds like when there are no kids around

There's already three mosquitoes on my ankle, and I've just sprayed myself

Adam our guide for two days.

Hello

And Adam is gonna take us on an afternoon drive on the

What river is this?

What's the name of the river?

Kinabatangan river

Kina-Bata- Ba- Yang-Tang-something

Yeah, something like that

All right.

Kinabatangan river

Say it slow. Kina

Batangan

Is it hard?

Yeah, I don't know. I'm trying, giving my best.

Are you going downstream first? Okay

Looking for the Proboscis monkey

Yeah, we're gonna see the monkey, and then we're gonna look for the elephant upstream?

That's the male neh?

We eventually got to see the proboscis monkey during our boat cruise.

We observed these unique monkeys for quite some time

free-falling between the trees

We unfortunately we're not able to capture them on camera as our current equipment is not adequate for up and close nature shots

However, here are two photos we borrowed just to show how the male and female differ from each other

The longer and bigger the male's nose, the more attractive

The females are the ones with the short pointy noses

Look at look at that stomach

And we got to see the proboscis monkeys and some other monkeys

The jungle in the night

And now all the night sounds come through

Frogs and all sorts of insects.

Beautiful

It's by no means connected to the main river

They call it water spinach

There was a papaya

as well

and chicken

Can I show you what I'm eating?

You have two bananas

Fried rice and

chicken

vegetables and two bananas

Tomorrow night there will be more people, but now it's just us. One happy family

And this is what you get walking through the jungle. A leech

And that's how you know there's monkeys up in the tree

You here all the stuff falling from above

These are piles of wood

I at one stage thought it is for

a nice

midnight barbecues

or

New Year's Eve parties

Something like that

There is another one

But they're actually here for

when the elephants come and

They use it

To kind of repel the elephants

Nice big fire.

Elephants

seem to not go hand in hand

This is the nickerball bug.

Looks like a nickerball. It tastes like a nickerball

We don't eat it, daddy.

Oh

But it has one little trick up its sleeve

You give it time

You just see feet, so the first time it does that, you

jump off your chair, but it's such a gentle

insect

But it has a lot of feet

Daddy, can I give it some help?

Time flies when you're having fun

Three months in Malaysia has passed in the blink of an eye

We really had such an amazing time exploring Islands, jungles, cities and exotic foods

But the best must be the people of Malaysia

Welcoming and so kind

Thank you for making our trip so memorable

Back to Kuala Lumpur and once again we were mesmerised by the shiny skyscrapers.

We were entertained right until the end

So our time in Malaysia has come to an end.

We have just arrived at Kuala Lumpur Airport, and we are off to

Phuket

What are you staring at?

Just put the camera off!

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Alimentación de los cinco mil ¿Necesidad física o espiritual? | Preguntas y Respuestas | SUB - Duration: 3:52.

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funny food magic skit, ice cream, donut, strawberry kids, toy, family, fun, RIWORLD - Duration: 3:30.

POCHI, Do you want to play with me?

No I don't want to.. I need to sleep now

I am RIWON ~

Daddy!

Why call me RIWON

Can you play lego with me ?

Sorry, I need to read a book

Mommy!

Can you play lego with me ?

Sorry..I want to draw

POCHI, Do you want to play lego with me?

No I don't want to.. I need to sleep now

There is no one who can play with me

I will do something to you guys

It looks delicious

I have to eat all alone.

It looks delicious

I have to eat all alone.

What?

It looks delicious

I have to eat all alone.

What?

It looks delicious

I have to eat all alone.

What!

Ice cream

I have to eat all alone.

What?

What!

I am angry

Please get me out of here

I will never do again!

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Ewangeliarz OP - 26 listopada 2017 - (Mt 25, 31-46) - Duration: 2:11.

[music]

I'm afraid of my insensitivity. I am afraid of my insensivity to people in need.

Sometimes I fear that I focus on different things as preaching of the word of God, retreats, sacraments,

while just next to me there are people who cry, desperately scream for help, and I do not hear their calls.

I am asking God to be the judge, to continually assess my conviction,

that I do imporant, wise and valuable things from the illusions, from self-deception

and to show me black on white - see, here you are deaf and insensitive for the needs of other people.

This scene from today's Gospel speaks of the judgment, which we call - the final judgment, but this divine tribunal is to be done every day.

Dear Lord, show me where I am insensitive, where I overlook the most important

needs of another person crying out to my sensitivity. Make this judgment today so that I do not fall for illusion.

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Australian Speaking 6 Languages | Why & How I Learnt 6 Languages - Duration: 18:05.

There's a plane.

Hi guys, welcome back to English with Max. This video is going to be quite

different to what I usually do. As you've probably guessed from the title, this is

not an English lesson. Some of my viewers have been asking me which languages I

speak and what my level is, so I thought I could do this video to give you a bit

of an idea. I'll also briefly tell you why I learnt these languages and I'll

tell you some of the somewhat embarrassing mistakes I made along the

way. As to how I learnt these languages most of what I learnt was by myself,

using books and online resources. But I did also have some formal instruction,

particularly for French and German, because those were the first languages I

learnt. There will be English subtitles available for this video. If you are

watching this on a computer, you need to click the CC button, and if you're

watching this on a mobile device, you need to click the three little dots in

the top right hand corner and then click "Captions". Some of my linguistic mistakes

might not sound all that funny if that language is not your native language -

some things just don't translate very well - but I can assure you that at the

time I did make a few people around me laugh. Anyway, in case you haven't noticed,

I am now speaking English. This is language number 1.

Why do I speak English? Well, because I'm Australian and it's my native language.

It's the language that my parents spoke to me, and I also went to

English-speaking schools in Australia. I really love learning languages and for a

long time I didn't actually want to become an English teacher. For many years

my ultimate dream was to become a conference interpreter. Those are the

people who, for example, sit in the glass booths with the headphones at

conferences at the UN. Anyway, to cut a long story short, a

few years ago I started a master's programme for interpreting, and a few

months into it, I realised that I didn't really like it. Oops...

Luckily I love English teaching. Now normally when you study interpreting,

you're not given language classes. Before starting the masters, you need to already

have a high level in all of your languages, including your native language.

Now that might sound quite strange, but most of the time you actually interpret

into your native language, so you need to be able to express yourself very clearly

and accurately. What often happens is that people focus so much on their

foreign languages, that their native language suffers. And that did actually

happen to me. I think a common myth about interpreters is that they're these crazy

polyglots who speak 10 or 20 languages, but that is not the case. Usually people

start working with two to four languages, and some interpreters will later add

languages. The basic point is: quality over quantity. So you need to know a

couple or a few languages very well. The foreign languages I focused on were

French, German and Spanish. These are the languages I would say I'm

fluent in. I know people have different definitions of fluency, but basically I'm

able to communicate in these languages without much difficulty in nearly any

situation. That doesn't mean that I speak them perfectly or that I speak them like

a native speaker. I've also been at home in Australia for over a year now and I

don't have much opportunity to speak them, so they are a little rusty at the

moment. However, I would be able to, for example, study in these languages. My

other languages, which are Italian and Indonesian, aren't anywhere

near the same level. With these languages I'm able to communicate on a basic level,

but I wouldn't be able to read a newspaper or something.

Ok, now I'm going to speak French. I started learning French when I was 12.

It was at school. But to be honest I didn't learn much at school.

A lot of Europeans say that foreign languages are taught very badly in their countries,

but I swear it's much worse in Australia. And I think it's similar in other Anglo-Saxon countries.

It's possible that it's a bit better in England, but I'm not sure. To give you an example:

we didn't even learn the verb "to be" during the first year. It was really bad.

It's not necessarily the fault of the teachers - I had a few good teachers.

I think it's simply the curriculum - the curriculum's just not that demanding.

Luckily it was much better at uni. It was a shock in the beginning because all of the classes were in French,

so it was very difficult, but I made a lot of progress, and I particularly improved when I went

and lived in France. I lived there for six years in total. I say "in total" because it wasn't

six years in a row, but well, I won't go into detail. It's not very important.

Where was I?

Ah, yes. I wanted to talk to you about two slightly embarrassing mistakes that I made

when I was in France. Obviously I made a lot more mistakes, which is normal when you

learn a language, but these two are probably the ones that produced the most laughs.

The first one occurred at the market. It was a food market in Paris.

Basically I wanted to buy some goat's cheese, and I knew that French people,

instead of saying "fromage de chèvre (goat's cheese), often just said "chèvre".

And so, I go up to the cheese seller, and I say: Une chèvre, s'il vous plâit (a goat, please).

For those who don't speak French and are reading the subtitles, I had used the wrong article.

Instead of saying "un chèvre", I said "une chèvre". "Un chèvre" is goat's cheese and "une chèvre"

is the animal that produces the milk.

Luckily the woman was rather nice, and didn't poke fun at me too much.

I made the other mistake after I had slept at a friends' place. One of these friends was Austrian (autrichien).

Since their apartment was quite small, other friends who I saw afterwards asked me where I had slept.

And I answered: Well, in the other dog's (autre chien) room.

I started learning German when I was about 14. I initially learnt it by myself,

and then I also had it at school. Then I had a few German courses at uni in Sydney,

and then when I was 20, I went to Berlin for a year.

I admittedly hadn't yet finished my Bachelor's, but I wanted to take a break,

and I therefore deferred my studies. But I did study a little when I was in Germany.

I had a scholarship from the DAAD, and I was enrolled at the Humboldt University.

In the beginning I tried to attend "normal" classes, but my German was simply not good enough.

It was really frustrating, particularly because in Australia I had always gotten

good marks in my language classes. One time, or maybe a few times, I even cried on the phone

speaking to my mum. I said something like: "It's too hard! I'll never learn this language!"

Luckily there was a good language centre at the uni and I really took advantage of that.

After a while, with work and patience, my German improved a bit.

I think the funniest German mistake I made was probably when my place got broken into.

This event in itself is clearly not very funny, but what I said to the police made my flatmates laugh

when I told them about it later. It was New Year. I came home at 7am,

and I immediately noticed that we had been burgled. I wasn't the only one at home, but I was the only one

who could speak German.

So I called the police and I, very seriously, said:

Ja, hallo, ich möchte eine Einbrechung anmelden. (Yes, hello. I would like to register a break-inning.)

If you're not German, that probably doesn't sound funny at all, but my German flatmates found it very funny.

Luckily the police didn't laugh.

I don't speak Spanish as well, because I started learning it when I was already 23.

And as many of you would know, it's more difficult to learn a language when you're already an adult.

I'm not saying it's impossible, so don't use it as an excuse, but normally it's easier if you start

when you're a teenager, or even younger than that, obviously.

In addition, when I went to live in Spain at the age of 23, I had a very basic level of Spanish.

I had studied the grammar a little. I knew how to say things like:

"Where is the train station?"

"Do you speak English?"

"I don't have hepatitis."

And other super useful things like that which you find in guide books.

In comparison, when I went to France and Germany, I was already able to maintain a conversation.

But well, it was a challenge.

I think the worst mistake - that's hard for me - the worst mistake I made was in

one of my English classes, because I was working as an English teacher.

I was trying to explain to the students that in a restaurant or a bar, Anglo-Saxons...

Well, it's not that they're more polite, but normally they're less direct

and they use more words to order something. Whereas in Spain, you go into a bar,

you say: Me pones (you turn me on). And that's it.

Well... Seeing as until then I didn't know any other meaning of "me pones" (you turn me on / I'd like a...),

I didn't know how important it was to put another word after it.

For example: "Me pones una cerveza." (I'd like a beer.)

"Me pones un pincho de tortilla." (I'd like a piece of Spanish omelette.)

I continued learning...

Another mistake I made was when I was talking with some friends.

We were talking about soft toys, don't ask me why,

and I told them that when I was little I had had lots of soft toys. And that I spoke to them,

but I had never had "imaginative" friends.

Yes, all of my friends had been so boring!

No. Well, of course, what I meant to say was: I had never had imaginary friends.

I'm learning Italian. I understand a lot, but I don't speak it very well.

I started two years, or two and a half years ago.

I mainly used Duolingo and YouTube. The two channels I like the most are:

Italy Made Easy and Learn Italian with Lucrezia.

I've also watched Oneworlditaliano e Italiano Automatico.

My problem is that I'm not studying it very consistently. I'm not a good student.

Sometimes I watch lots of videos and do lots of grammar exercises,

but often I do nothing for several weeks. In short, you shouldn't follow my example.

In addition, I don't speak it very often. It's stupid because I have an Italian friend who lives in Italy

(hi Emilio), and sometimes I speak with him on Skype. We do a sort of language exchange.

I know that I should speak more often with him.

I can speak a tiny bit of Indonesian. When I was little, I lived in Jakarta

because my father was working there. And at the time my Indonesian was very fluent.

But when my family came back to Australia, I was 6 years old. I was still very young.

Then I forgot everything. Yes, I forgot how to speak Indonesian.

Then when I was 19, I went to Indonesia alone for three months to learn Indonesian again.

Lots of people say that it isn't possible for a person to forget a language. But I know this isn't true.

Yes, it's possible to forget a language. Some people say that if you've had it once,

it will come back, but that did not happen in my case.

I had to study and practise to get to a basic conversational level.

"Nossa, nossa Assim você me mata"

No, I'm kidding, I don't speak Portuguese. And I don't sing either.

Basically all I can say in Portuguese is: "Não falo português." And "obrigada".

It's unfortunate because I would like to learn Portuguese.

I actually started a couple of years ago, but I had already started learning

Italian and it was just getting a bit too confusing. But hopefully in the

future I will learn it at some stage. Particularly because I know a lot of my

viewers are from Brazil. Anyway, I hope that was somewhat interesting for you.

Don't hesitate to leave a comment. Maybe you could tell me which languages

you speak, or which languages you would like to learn. Be nice to each other, guys.

This isn't a competition. How many languages a person speaks or how well

they speak them depends on so many factors. For example, upbringing, education

and I think the most important thing is interest. So how interested you are.

I speak a few languages because I'm interested. Some people, maybe they're

just learning English because they need it for their job or because they want to travel.

And you know, that is absolutely fine.

So yes, just be kind to each other, guys. I'll see you next time with an English video.

Bye bye.

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Wowzerz - Duration: 1:41.

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Rachel Wolf at the Comedy Store - Duration: 6:54.

I want major love... major partying... no heckling, bullshit, serious adoration for the very funny

and lovely Miss Rachel Wolf!

Hey.

So I've got a fact.

There are only 355 shopping days 'til Christmas.

Where has the time gone?

How many of you are really happy that you don't have to shop for a while?

Show of silence.

Not me.

I love to shop.

I'm all about the bargains.

My girlfriends and I like to hit up the thrift stores. Or as we call it--

Goodwill Hunting.

In fact, I got my wedding dress at a Goodwill about 20 years ago.

Don't laugh.

It was the one in Beverly Hills.

Beautiful dress.

Really, really beautiful dress.

I didn't have a wedding... or a groom.

Beautiful dress.

I thought, you know, if you buy it... he will come.

It's been in my closet ever since.

The other day I went into my closet, you know, try to figure out what to wear for tonight.

And I thought, oh my god, there's the wedding dress.

I totally forgot I even had it.

I look at it every day.

Some days I even take it out and try it on.

Clean the house in it.

Vacuum in front of the front window.

Hoping some day he'll come.

Yeah... where has the time gone?

When did I end up... middle-aged?

You know?

It's was like it was just yesterday I was walking down the street gettin' those

cat calls from construction workers.

Woohoo!

Hot mama!

Work it baby, work it baby, work it baby.

I hated it.

Then when you get older, you miss it.

Right?

You want those cat calls.

Work it baby, work it baby.

'Cause this is how I walk now.

Yeah, it's just, it's... it's really crazy.

But, you know, there are some advantages.

Well, I do get calls.

I do.

From AARP.

But there are advantages to being middle-aged.

For example...

Don't have to worry about getting pregnant anymore.

Which is really great.

Yeah, really really great.

Um, my "friend" -- stopped visiting when I was only 42.

I was really surprised when it unfriended me --

on Facebook.

The last time I had a period was...

At the end of the last sentence, actually.

And what idiot decided to call it a period?

I'm an English major.

A period is punctuation.

It's something at the end of a sentence.

Short and sweet.

Ffsshht.

Right there.

Right at the end of the sentence.

Short and sweet, right?

Our period?

NO...!

Not short and not sweet.

We have a period for 7 days...

every month...

for 40 years!

That is not a period.

That is a sentence.

That is a life sentence.

Forty years is how long the Jews wandered in the desert.

Ironically, when you hit menopause?

Our vagina becomes a desert.

Yeah, no one's been wandering in my desert for a long time.

And it's not fair, you know.

'Cause middle-aged men, they've got that pill that helps them.

A little blue pill called Viagra.

They should make a pill for middle-aged women

and call it Niagara.

The only time I get wet is when I sneeze.

And that problem started when my body went through "the change."

When I say the change, I don't mean Chaz Bono.

No, I mean menopause.

Or for some of us, it's men on pause.

Because you gain weight and you lose your mind.

And really, what man wants to be with a fat, crazy bitch?

Other than Tom Arnold and that guy?

Seriously.

In fact, I was thinking this whole set...

I could do a one-woman show and, and call it, um,

The Dry Vagina Monologues.

Yeah, well...men understand cars.

So being middle-aged I try to explain myself like I'm a car.

I'm that older model.

Yeah, you know... classic not vintage.

Um, I have a lot of miles on me.

That's 'cause guys like this guy take me out for a test drive -- but no one buys.

I know you from Jdate.

But, you know, um... it's kind of weird because I'm all original.

Nothing's rebuilt.

I take good care of myself.

Washed and waxed regularly.

Now on the downside, of course, you know...

I've got leather back seats.

And sometimes I do come with a full tank of gas.

Unfortunately.

But you know when you buy that new car and you drive it off the lot, it'll what -- depreciate?

Buy me and I'll appreciate... it.

Big time.

Really!

I mean, I've got the wedding dress at this point, right?

I've got the dress.

I just need the honeymoon which means I need a guy to take me to...

Niagara Falls?

Period.

Thank you.

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ARCHIVE SAGA vol.4 (^_-) #18.11.2017-Frankfurt @Batschkapp - Duration: 39:41.

i came back to cold Poland

oh gosh, so cold

i brought poster from Prague

and of course

drumstick from Smiley

so we crossed the border

and we are in Sosnowiec (lol, only Silesians can understand ;) )

we are going through

Sosnowiec

Quickly need to do emails

etc

i wish to add clip from erm..

Leipzeig

to YT as yesterday i added one from Prague

You are welcome to watch it

i want it all be added before

i reach Frankfurt

omG i need to put make up on..

..cause i had morning drama

and i wish to sleep when in plane

and so now quick job, coffee and..

off i go

i make YT movie

ok lah.. am going to look for Pafcio

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NFL TALK SHOW NFL Picks Updates Week 12 Week 13 & rest of year - Duration: 2:17.

NFL TALK SHOW NFL Picks Updates Week 12 Week 13 & rest of year

Ugly Sweater For The Holidays Black Friday Go Get Some Sales Buy Ugly Sweater

For The Holidays-PassMeDumb I went Black Friday shopping and purchased

a rocking ugly sweater to wear for the holidays and x-mas.

I also went to all my favorite stores and shopping malls in it I wore my ugly sweater

every where and I saved so much money.

I went to the Mall of America I went to Walmart I went to Kohl's I even stopped at Menards

and Home Depot and saved more money on so many great Black Friday deals.

Before I went shopping I went to the family's house and had thanksgiving dinner and watch

football and my team won I was so happy.

I even purchased a poop hat to go with a bathroom poop fan lol

What a day it was look at me I am so so sleepy after thanksgiving football and all kinds

of Black Friday shopping and lots of crowds and busy lines and stores.

Time to go to bed now PassMeDumb is off to bed

Don't forget to Share,Like,Subscribe for more daily videos and Blogs and blog mas videos

to come happy holidays everyone Mall of america Black Friday

Blog-mas

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Steven Universe Peridot Speedpaint - Duration: 1:16.

hey there good lookin

sexy

arm

huzzah this is mighty cute

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Ewangeliarz OP - 26 listopada 2017 - (Mt 25, 31-46) - Duration: 2:11.

[music]

I'm afraid of my insensitivity. I am afraid of my insensivity to people in need.

Sometimes I fear that I focus on different things as preaching of the word of God, retreats, sacraments,

while just next to me there are people who cry, desperately scream for help, and I do not hear their calls.

I am asking God to be the judge, to continually assess my conviction,

that I do imporant, wise and valuable things from the illusions, from self-deception

and to show me black on white - see, here you are deaf and insensitive for the needs of other people.

This scene from today's Gospel speaks of the judgment, which we call - the final judgment, but this divine tribunal is to be done every day.

Dear Lord, show me where I am insensitive, where I overlook the most important

needs of another person crying out to my sensitivity. Make this judgment today so that I do not fall for illusion.

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Hilarious "Fuck Trump" Bumper Sticker Story Update - Duration: 2:57.

>>EARLIER THIS WEEK A WOMAN IN TEXAS MADE HEADLINES AFTER A

LOCAL SHERIFF CALLED HER OUT FOR HAVING A BUMPER STICKER THAT

CONTAINED SOME EXPLETIVES IN REGARD TO TRUMP AND THOSE WHO

VOTED IN FAVOR OF TRUMP.

NOW, THE SHERIFF, TROY NEHLS, HAD

THREATENED PROSECUTION AGAINST THIS WOMAN BECAUSE OF THEM UPPER

STICKER, THEN REALIZED THERE WERE SOME FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES

THERE AND LATER TOOK THE FACEBOOK POST DOWN.

BUT BECAUSE

OF THIS STORY, IT TURNED OUT THAT THERE WAS A WARRANT OUT FOR

HER ARREST, SHE DID END UP GETTING ARRESTED, BUT POSTED

BAIL, AND THEN THERE'S THE OTHER COMPONENT OF THE STORY I LOVE --

SHE STARTED SELLING THESE BUMPER STICKERS AND THEY HAVE SOLD OUT.

THEY ARE NOW BACK ORDERED.

THERE IS KAREN FONSECA, THE WOMAN I

WAS TALKING ABOUT, SHE IS SELLING THEM UPPER STICKERS YOU

SEE BEHIND HER.

SHE EVEN CREATED A NEW BUMPER STICKER IN RESPONSE

TO SHERIFF TROY NEHLS, SO THAT HAPPENED.

THE PROCEEDS FROM

THESE SALES WILL GO TOWARD VOTER REGISTRATION DRIVES THAT WILL

HELP ELDERLY VOTERS GET TO THE POLLS.

>>JUST TO RUB IT IN A LITTLE MORE, ONE OF THE PEOPLE HELPING

HER IS A FORT BEND AREA DEMOCRAT NAMED ALI HASSAN ALI.

>>THERE ARE SO MANY TWISTS AND TURNS.

>>HE SAYS THEY WILL MAKE MORE STICKERS.

LOOK, IT'S AN ODE TO

FREEDOM SO I'M SURE RIGHT-WINGERS WOULD LIKE IT.

DON'T TREAD ON ME, SEMPER FI, ALL THAT STUFF, I HAVE MY RIGHT

AS AN AMERICAN TO PUT ANYTHING I LIKE ON MY PICKUP, AND BIG

GOVERNMENT WANTS TO PREVENT ME FROM MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH, WELL,

WE DO LIVE IN TEXAS SO THEY CAN STICK IT.

>>I DON'T KNOW HOW REPUBLICANS IN GENERAL ARE REACTING TO THIS,

BUT I DID READ SEVERAL COMMENTS, THIS IS ANECDOTAL, SEVERAL

COMMENTS FROM REPUBLICANS IN TEXAS WHO ARE LIKE, WHAT SHERIFF

TROY NEHLS IS TRYING TO DO HERE IS OUTRAGEOUS.

THEY WERE AGAINST THE SHERIFF TRYING TO GO AFTER THIS

WOMAN EVEN THOUGH THEY WERE TRUMP VOTERS AND DIDN'T

AGREE WITH THE BUMPER STICKER.

>>I LOVE THAT IT NOT ONLY SAYS EFF TRUMP, BUT EFF YOU FOR

VOTING FOR HIM.

THAT LADY HAS SOME BALLS ON HER.

>>I WOULDN'T GO IN THAT DIRECTION BECAUSE YOU JUST DON'T

KNOW WHAT UNHINGED PEOPLE WOULD DO, THAT IS YOUR CAR, AT THE

VERY LEAST I WOULD EXPECTED TO GET KEYED JUST BASED ON HOW

CRAZY PEOPLE ARE.

BUT SHE FEELS COURAGEOUS ENOUGH TO DO IT, SO

DO YOU, BOO.

>>SHE ROLLS TEXAS STYLE AND YOU HAVE TO RESPECT THAT.

For more infomation >> Hilarious "Fuck Trump" Bumper Sticker Story Update - Duration: 2:57.

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8 astuces de beauté pour les filles à la peau pâle - Duration: 8:46.

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Friends in town! | Toronto + Niagara Falls | Life in Canada 🍁 🇨🇦 - Duration: 5:27.

HI guys, today is November 23th

Now I'm taking a uber to a restaurant at downtown Toronto

since few of my friends are in town

so I'm going to have lunch with them and take them to visit around

now I'm at the Royal Ontario Museum

the displays are basically same as what I saw at last time

However, I saw there is an new upcoming Dior show will open on this Saturday

I believe this one will be interesting to see

Cause the Dior show will last for months,

so I might check it out later

hi guys, we are now at the top of the CN tower

Or, it is actually the 3/4 height of the tower

it is pretty windy outside, I bet you can hear the wind

And that is the lake Ontario!

wooow! so cold!

We are in a line to take the elevator to go up to the top right now

which point we are heading to now?

The sky pot

yeah we are going to the sky pot!

The view up there is probably better than it here

But there is a an-hour-line waiting for us

Hi guys, today is November 24th. we are now going to the Niagara Falls

hi, so I'm at the falls again

why I say "again"?

Cause I have been here couple days before

For more infomation >> Friends in town! | Toronto + Niagara Falls | Life in Canada 🍁 🇨🇦 - Duration: 5:27.

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Mon Amour 🌹 Mon Ami - Meme - Duration: 0:44.

A little less well each time

You my love my friend

When I dream is about you

You my love my friend

When I sing it's for you

My love, my friend

I can not live without you

My love, my friend

And I do not know why

My love, my friend

When I dream is about you

My love, my friend

When I sing it's for you

My love, my friend

I can not live without you

My love, my friend

and I do not know why

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Pewdiepie中文cc字幕 - 在遊戲中發出挑戰!! - Duration: 10:51.

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5 remèdes efficaces contre les verrues - Duration: 7:49.

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🔄 Camellia - Towards The Horizon 🔄 - Duration: 2:03.

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funny food magic skit, ice cream, donut, strawberry kids, toy, family, fun, RIWORLD - Duration: 3:30.

POCHI, Do you want to play with me?

No I don't want to.. I need to sleep now

I am RIWON ~

Daddy!

Why call me RIWON

Can you play lego with me ?

Sorry, I need to read a book

Mommy!

Can you play lego with me ?

Sorry..I want to draw

POCHI, Do you want to play lego with me?

No I don't want to.. I need to sleep now

There is no one who can play with me

I will do something to you guys

It looks delicious

I have to eat all alone.

It looks delicious

I have to eat all alone.

What?

It looks delicious

I have to eat all alone.

What?

It looks delicious

I have to eat all alone.

What!

Ice cream

I have to eat all alone.

What?

What!

I am angry

Please get me out of here

I will never do again!

For more infomation >> funny food magic skit, ice cream, donut, strawberry kids, toy, family, fun, RIWORLD - Duration: 3:30.

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Miraculous Ladybug - season 2 episode 4 La Befana [Napisy PL](Moka Subs) - Duration: 21:03.

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프리즈너스 PRISONERS 1차 공식 예고편 (한국어 CC) - Duration: 2:31.

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【PC版COD:WWII】ポテチ食いながらレベ上げ SEあり - Duration: 1:23:48.

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How I Make Money Online

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O Trem de Hitler - A Besta de Aço (ATIVE AS LEGENDAS) - Duration: 53:45.

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Ztey-O - Acéptame - Duration: 4:12.

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Alimentación de los cinco mil ¿Necesidad física o espiritual? | Preguntas y Respuestas | SUB - Duration: 3:52.

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Josué Teodoro - Pra te adorar - Duration: 5:13.

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TIMEMANIA 1111 Results - Duration: 2:45.

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Çukur dizisinin arapça müziği (Türkçe Sözleriyle) - Duration: 4:36.

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DUPLA SENA 1722 Results - Duration: 2:44.

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🔄 Camellia - Towards The Horizon 🔄 - Duration: 2:03.

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MEGA SENA 1991 Results - Duration: 1:44.

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Alvorada com Omar Nascimento - 26/11/2017 - CONSOLAÇÃO - Duration: 2:11.

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Ewangeliarz OP - 26 listopada 2017 - (Mt 25, 31-46) - Duration: 2:11.

[music]

I'm afraid of my insensitivity. I am afraid of my insensivity to people in need.

Sometimes I fear that I focus on different things as preaching of the word of God, retreats, sacraments,

while just next to me there are people who cry, desperately scream for help, and I do not hear their calls.

I am asking God to be the judge, to continually assess my conviction,

that I do imporant, wise and valuable things from the illusions, from self-deception

and to show me black on white - see, here you are deaf and insensitive for the needs of other people.

This scene from today's Gospel speaks of the judgment, which we call - the final judgment, but this divine tribunal is to be done every day.

Dear Lord, show me where I am insensitive, where I overlook the most important

needs of another person crying out to my sensitivity. Make this judgment today so that I do not fall for illusion.

For more infomation >> Ewangeliarz OP - 26 listopada 2017 - (Mt 25, 31-46) - Duration: 2:11.

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still alive (animatic) FNAFHS c: ((leer desc.)) - Duration: 1:40.

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Madrinha, Miá Mello mostra look para casamento de Fábio Porchat - Duration: 2:27.

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FEDERAL 5235 Results - Duration: 1:16.

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Dinosaurs go RAWR | ANIMATION MEME (Collab w/Blue Snow 197) [FLASH WARNING] - Duration: 0:58.

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"Vi o vestido e começou a dar tudo errado", brinca Porchat sobre casamento - Duration: 2:41.

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MINHA VIDA CRISTÃ ANDA BEM? Desabafo e Reflexão sobre a Vida Cristã Atual - Duration: 12:48.

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Yıldız Tilbe'nin darmadağın eden dansı ÖZEL KAMERA ÇEKİMİ o ses Türkiye 25kasım.Murat Boz'la ne oldu - Duration: 3:03.

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ゆびのかず こどものうたメドレー「How Many Fingers? + More」| こどものうた| Super Simple 日本語 - Duration: 31:22.

How many fingers on one hand?

Let's count together

One, two, three, four, five

How many fingers on two hands?

Let's count together

One, two, three, four, five

Six, seven, eight, nine, ten

One, two, three, four, five

Six, seven, eight, nine, ten

Clap your hands

Clap your hands

Clap your hands

Clap your hands with me

How about our toes?

How many toes on one foot?

Let's count together

One, two, three, four, five

How many toes on two feet?

Let's count together

One, two, three, four, five

Six, seven, eight, nine, ten

One, two, three, four, five

Six, seven, eight, nine, ten

Stomp your feet

Stomp your feet

Stomp your feet

Stomp your feet with me

One, two, three, four, five

Six, seven, eight, nine, ten

For more infomation >> ゆびのかず こどものうたメドレー「How Many Fingers? + More」| こどものうた| Super Simple 日本語 - Duration: 31:22.

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funny food magic skit, ice cream, donut, strawberry kids, toy, family, fun, RIWORLD - Duration: 3:30.

POCHI, Do you want to play with me?

No I don't want to.. I need to sleep now

I am RIWON ~

Daddy!

Why call me RIWON

Can you play lego with me ?

Sorry, I need to read a book

Mommy!

Can you play lego with me ?

Sorry..I want to draw

POCHI, Do you want to play lego with me?

No I don't want to.. I need to sleep now

There is no one who can play with me

I will do something to you guys

It looks delicious

I have to eat all alone.

It looks delicious

I have to eat all alone.

What?

It looks delicious

I have to eat all alone.

What?

It looks delicious

I have to eat all alone.

What!

Ice cream

I have to eat all alone.

What?

What!

I am angry

Please get me out of here

I will never do again!

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