Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome back to Unforgiving: A Northern Hymn.
We just came face-to ass with a giant troll, and it didn't go so well for us, in fact,
We might be mentally scarred about that, but now that we got our brother back we're gonna be able to sneak our way through these trees and get our way through- Uh, Oh
(Sarcasm) Oh No
(More sarcasm) What are you talking about? What could possibly be wrong? Ooh-
The hypnotic ass of death >:D okay, alright, okay alright. you lead the way, bro :D
I'll follow you to the ends of the earth - and then I'll probably die :/ but besides that- Oh. Where'd you go? geez
oh Wow. *chuckles* Wow well,
*chuckles* Uh- It's ,uh it's quite a walk you got there, bro. You're, uh you you're really working out those GLUTES (Mark plz don't)
I can see. The quads are burning quite deeply( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), but I dunno bro.:/ I mean, maybe it's friendly (Mark its not dont go near it)
(Not rly it looks spooky)
Munching on whatever the hell it's got there. HEEY
HEY BUDDY ya doING great.:D I mean you smell really bad (dont insult him or he will get u Mark)
AND UR FAMILY PROBABLY HATES U AND NO ONE WANTS TO BE AROUND U (Mark be nice to the troll plz)
And you should probably INVEST in some DEODORANT (MARK)
You know personal hygiene is obviously not high priority for you, but you're doing great keep it up, man (he's a troll Mark he dosent get what ur saying)
I'm proud of you? not really. I don't know- oh, thanks for waiting, bro
Yeah, I can see that walk didn't get you very far mMM
Oh boy that guy is ugly, and I don't know what he's munching on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
But it's a slice- wOW I was going fast all of a sudden :/
Oh should I be not- okay, alright nevermind. It's time to run, I guess. Okay here we go then :D
Thank you Bro
For giving me warning about that one... and where the hell are we going? here's a question. Like how did he survive on his own?
I barely know how I survived on man in fact if I remember correctly. I didn't survive on my own (ಥ ͜ʖಥ)
Oh, now is the time it's safe for flashlights. You sure about that bro, huh? ( ͡° - ͡°)
Yeah, I think they are soda Nina look so
Then häôs go get a full of sauna
Cycles with this one
Yeah, no joke we gotta keep movin, but wait. What is it? O.O
have those been different ones that I've been seeing or I thought it was the same one ah >~<
So we're running into a distinct problem
If there's gonna be more than one of those big tall thingies because there's also other monsters in the woods :/
And if you feel like you should be worried about that you I never understood how trolls reproduce so
And and you know what I guess I don't want to find out their den of oh we're going it
We're going into their den of pleasures as I was about to say yeah, bro. I ain't too sure about this either
I'm sure we'll be safe in there( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
This obviously looks like it's made by natural occurrences and not by a giant troll biting its way through the ground
Can you imagine just a giant worm with a troll head just like blasting its way through a mountain oh?
No boy no, no boy. Oh uh
Okay
Okay
Thanks, bro
Man, I love hanging out with you sure do love our vacations where you kidnap me somehow mysteriously Mira
a
Horrible troll infested Island, that's my favorite
type of the day that we have together oh
No, the bridge is out. Well who built this bridge because that's the biggest question that I have right now
There's a ton of infrastructure on this
island
and
It had to have originated from somewhere. Are you waiting for me?
Really, bro. Do I have to go all right fine slut so man my butt is taking a beating in this game
I am sliding all over the blow. Hey, how's it going there?
I guess you don't need to slide then yeah, it's so bizarre like the
Elements that are in here are obviously from a time when industrialization was this thing there's like mining equipment is railyards
It's not exactly modern for like the time period where we all have cell phones
I'm assuming that this game is set in modern, but there's still an element. That's missing
Like why is all this here?
Where could they have been possibly going that there would have been human civilizations that didn't know didn't notice the giant?
naked trolls
walking around
completely big flaw Polly swinging all over the place and
No one noticed like not a single goddamn person noticed that there were giant rolls and also shadow monsters
In the marshes of which people built bridges
And it was like a car thing and a big old box train that moved across the ocean
Like those are things that didn't just pop up people built those along with their
sacrifice books and whatnot and whathave you
You don't need you don't babe bro run faster bro. Oh
Okay all right, I'm aware of that, bro. I'm aware how about you? Go faster you douche?
I'm going
Currently going yes, that's exactly what I'm doing. Why would I bro?
We should the sound of my brother's bone snapping or was that
Okay, this is the most horrible thing I've ever seen
What do I do oh?
Why oh my god why no what in the hell was that all why did I do that?
Why oh oh my god? Why am I doing? This? Why in the world?
Why am I do why why?
Why
Why
Why did I do that?
Why why for what reason did I pull out his?
Eyeball and his tongue what Swedish tradition is that cuz I am NOT following that I have no idea
Oh, I am. I have no idea. I am at a loss
I am completely in the dark this whole O>O
Situation I don't know what I can't why can't I move anymore well
I can't suddenly I can't even move my mouse is dead that is the answer to that question I
Bi excuse me I have to but I'm still gonna talk about what why
What what in the world?
It's in and why I have no idea like why I can understand like
Mercy killing, but I guess I left him to suffer too long and then he died anyway
And then I didn't help him and so and in my madness and my grief. I like I
Pulled out his eye
So I could build like a bone effigy de to keep him into my heart again
Ie a you
That's that is a level of
I'm not sure. I got get a good a USB cable to charge my mouse. I just who it's wireless mouse
This is gonna. Be just long enough. I don't even know I
Had the longer one. I don't know where I went okay
alright
Carrying on game on all right. Okay? What does this say quarantine high risk of infection?
Okay, alright. Well. I got a tongue to protect me and my brothers always watching over me
Because I got his eyeball
That's what I got
His eyeball
Okay, it is dark. I can't see shit
What is that fire on the mountain? What is that sir volcano over there? Oh?
Yeah, yeah, okay. I'm over it. I'm over it. I've I've recovered. I mean. I haven't recovered recovered, but I've recovered enough that
Well, I mean no I haven't Rick
I don't think anything is gonna make me recover that I've played been playing or games for years and that that just I think that
That finally asked me out. They messed me up. Okay. What do we get here?
Nacchan by the altar the wrath of Freya awoke
And she conjured fire from her wrath and burned his eyes and hands so that he could never play the magic harp again
Lovely story boy finds large footprints in the forest
Apparently that was newsworthy
Apparently that was front page news worthy. Ah the large man the large man who resides in the woods is ferocious and very dangerous
Ivory is very easy to spot and to hear because of his large bazi and clumsy footsteps
Odin's knowledge okay. Thank you for that Odin you are of great help
Some light reading yes, I guess okay, all right mmm-ah
Cans of rust I see my favorite delicacy in these trying times
Ooh, that's horrible not that this that's horrible. Yep. That is horrible. I want her I
Don't can we just agree to disagree on that one cuz wow that's gonna give me nightmares
Okay, there's a key though got a key in a tongue and an eye, that's really handy
okay, this is a scary room ah
Yeah, band the music kicked up. It's a bad room
If there's a real bad room
I don't know. What's with that statue in the window, but that's bad that is very bad. Don't like that
Sacrifice again do I have a flashlight or anything?
You want to run that by me again
Hey smarty pants, and you are giving me an idea what the hell is making that clatter out there, huh?
You guys want to do with that?
Okay
All right, no matter. I got a key those two that's awfully nice for me
Nice tiny tree up nope that's a that's a that's a human tree
Okay, you know what?
Nope, I'm gonna go with the big. Nope on that one uh
Helberg phone Oh an outhouse double good for me looks like it's all coming up
It's like it's coming up markiplier over here
I can do that do
What do that together and of course you want star band, huh?
I love the Fiat ass has a little hard on it little window so you can see someone's taking a shit
Yeah
Okay, I'm gonna. Yup over here you guys yup that away. I'll keep you. Yep. I
Don't know about that. I'm pretty smoking hot you can't even get close to these looks hey
You don't know what kind of crazy. I am I rip my own brother's eyeball and tongue out
You don't want to know how badly. I will mess you up if you come near my man
You can have them you know what you can have them you who you can have them not that pretty I'm pretty ugly
I'm plain like any any definition
All right, okay, ah
matches ah
Excellent I like that give that a shakey shake ah good excellent all righty, I've got matches which is
What you say all right gotcha light a match
Light her up baby. I've got a match all right. What do we got here?
Okay, she wants to keep me
Sure she does whatever you say buddy all right, okay?
Hello, how are you? My brother's dead
Yeah, I don't trust literally any of that literally none of okay?
Well my my match just burnt my whole hand off. That's what I can assume a pin there
Alrighty, then I'm gonna crouch down and go through this hole in the ground cuz that's how I roll, baby
Anybody else want to give me a rough time here because I am so ready to kill anybody that tries to get in my way
Not out of some vengeance just because I'll be so scared. I'll just come out
Winging some factors
Oh
Hi, hello, how are you? Okay? Well, that's awful Oh, what happened to your fingers
I mean what happened to the rest ear, but what happened to your fingers? Okay? That's awful. That's terrible ah
Pony ah nice ass okay, all right. Good great great great. I uh okay
I think I know this song all right you got you guys ready for it
Are you ready for it whoo ragnar play our song?
So we know it's here the key to the droppage and gate is with the guardian. Okay, all right wait
Alma fingers, yeah
Why not do it?
Then I get it yeah
Okay all right, I'm outta here all right
All right stay around the banner gasps
Okay all right see I get off
Die girl the musicians coming with me on this trip
I'm gonna light that candle those next to that tree person
and I'm pretty sure they're not gonna light on fire and die horribly screaming, and then I'm gonna feel bad about that because
To be perfectly honest, I don't feel bad about anything these days considering the things I've already done to survive
Oh you mean, I didn't need to do that to survive. Oh, that's weird. Okay. All right, then whatever all right
Let's light that bad boy up all right. Give me a give me a good old light on that
Yep, this is what I wanted
I don't understand how that worked, but all right I
Don't want to sing that song you'll hear that
Okay all right, okay all
right horrible horrible very horrible uh
Horrible yes extremely horrible
Incredibly horrible the worst thing I've ever seen yep all the above. I'm gonna go with all the above is what that is
gee
Josh I should check the outhouse first before I my candle runs out
Anybody enter by taking a shit ooh me Molly. Okay? All right. Good job
Molly glad you think so highly is it for yourself to put up
self-portrait by the shitter I
snuck in here
Why did that one take so many tries, I don't like that
Hi, please tell me that was an animal it's everywhere
What is fire
Uh-huh, okay a root Alchemist
The vanishing of Ruth helped the vist, but wait this is for root alphabets right here
What does that mean Oh a light in this room a?
feats and achievements of Grem NER
righty-ho whoever the hell grim near is
God fat
What's in the bottom drawer
Nothing, all right
Sacrifice they sure do love their sacrifice here
There was I?
Don't even know how to hold my hand
And we're doing even need one of these
Why not? Oh well makes me feel safe hello, ah
Lovely I see you gave the baby booze oh, no, that's a double
Beer bottle I don't want to play in the forest anymore. Yeah, I wonder why
everybody got turned into trees which is kind of bad ah
Mo spittoon perfect can I wear this as a hat?
Hmm, maybe I should take my hand in here to really see if there's any buried treasure down deep something tells me
There's some good to be gleaned from that all right. What do we have here nothing whatever? Ah?
besties for him
Yup besties for all Ted forever indeed homeschooling teaching children in the home is
Yeah, okay all right hymns and birds
Love hymns and ballads so I got bored with that homeschooling thing. Oh good. It's someone doing kettle bell trick. Oh
God that joke was so spicy. I had to drop my match all right
Sploosh alright, let's get out of this hellhole. We don't need to be here anymore. I got places to be
Now what am I looking for exactly? I I think I'm looking for some kind of an instrument. That's gonna help me
Play some music. That's gonna. Help me get across a group
Get across a bridge and hopefully get to where I need to go because the year may be
1942 for these people but for some reason magic still works nowadays, oh hey lady or so
Sassy gamma move on alright. See ya oh
Hello
And how is there still power by the way that's another big question than I have here did I go in some weird time loop?
some weird time thing
Okay alright lady alright. Hey over here for a good time you say, okay alright. That's
Disturbing as hell. Oh my god. That is the worst thing I've ever seen yeesh
Yep, that's oh. I hate every second of looking at you
Yep, every single second of looking at you is the worst thing I've ever done. Okay, all right
well you have a lovely day being a horribly transformed into a
monstrous tree person
And I'll have a lovely day trying to figure out a way to get into this house. That's locked for mysterious reasons
Everybody should know that privacy goes out the window when you've got
horrible demons at the door
We don't have a key
Nitori
Yeah, whatever okay? I've got yeah many matches. I don't know what that is, but I got yeah many. Okay. Oh wait no wait
Wait did I make a big circle or something? Oh? What is this hello altar? Oh?
weird
Alrighty, then - good okay
Mmm. Lovely oh
Okay all right
Hmm little ones of Freya that's nice clock tower very sassy
Phone I don't believe you
Drawbridge of storage and all of the
So is that the Clocktower okay? That's the Clocktower, that's where I am right now, so I need to go
Smeb, I need to go to find the blacksmith. Oh my god
Can it be true the rumors are they really real?
Probably not you know, but here. I go anyway. Can't believe I'm finally finding the blue guys I
Found the blacksmith after all these years. I can't believe it
SMED oh come on Smith my good buddies
Things sound a lot creepier when you whisper them in Swedish
Hello
anybody in here
mr. Blacksmith
SMED good, buddy
How you doing Smitty? Oh? I got a mo a stick band or a rope or whatever that might be
He's nice cop
All right
woman found walking naked in the forest
Is that a good thing or a bad thing is like what what don't you have first? I thought it was my roof
Yeah, have a drone piecing together, what's newsworthy and this look at this town
Oh, we found a woman walking around you naked
No, no why?
Yeah, I thought printed on a newspaper
Oh good. Oh, what the hell a chimney? Oh, it's buried. Okay? Well this was pointless
I'm glad I finally found you after all these years, but I can't help but say
mildly
Underwhelming my friend okay, so I got a farm I gotta find
Okay all right
That's an option to do how about have you ever considered not that thing that you just did which was creepy and terrible and gonna?
Give me nightmares
Have you ever thought about that one? No, okay? All right? Just just suggesting it. You know what is that?
Oh, that's new oh I didn't notice that oh
Oh, what is what am I leaving looking at what am I looking at ah?
All that a it's dead thing. Oh, that's what that was okay. It's a dead whatever. It doesn't matter what it is
It's a dead thing then those are
That's bad, because that's recent then
Great, okay alright. I am in a weird dime more
Okay, alright glad we clarified that I'm gonna go to the hall of the harp now. The little ones of Freya. I'm sure
All of my worst fears have suddenly been confirmed. This is the worst thing
The little ones of Freya are gonna haunt my dreams as I remember in the previous four games that I played such as like dead
space
Okay all right
okey-dokey then
All right, you have fun doing whatever the hell you're talking about
I'm gonna go over here now
I'm gonna go into this place and be very scared
probably
Hello
Little ones have you all been taken away?
oh
Yeah, yo
all right, who is this another chamber pots a
Spittoon if you will oh good blood on the wall, that's wonderful
Cinnamon bun recipe
Fun
On a bun
those
Thank you. Ah for. Yes. Thank you. Oh, Oh cold nice goat. Okay. All right. I wanted to get out of here now
Yeah whoo, yeah whoo
Ah
I don't like it. Okay. All right
More spoons you know all these oh he comes at night. Oh, that's
Okay, no yeah. I don't like that. You know how uh?
These kids love chewing tobacco
All right, what do we got here mommy's crying?
Mommy's crying, but someone else is happy that I can plainly see
What was that oh
Oh boy oh boy these people
Nope
no mommy doesn't believe me, but I saw him I
Think I believe you
Okay, that's all the time I got for this episode
I'm gonna carry this on. I'm gonna go to the hall of the harp
And then I'm gonna see what all the fuss is about over there, but thank you everybody so much for watching
We're gonna get through this together
We're gonna get through it
Slowly, but surely, so thank you everybody so much for watching and as always we'll see you
in the next video bye-bye :DDD
so spook to much ;^;
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