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What drives me the most is helping people.
And, I really just have this deep belief that education is the cornerstone of a democracy, that
it is a crucial gesture we make as one citizen to others
to provide high-quality education and opportunity for all.
What I love about Aspen is that it is committed, in so many different ways, through its leadership
programs, through its public programs, through its policy programs, through the way it convenes,
through the groups it assembles as thought leaders.
It's committed to taking great ideas, the finest ideas, and allowing those ideas to
breath and then moving from ideas to action, to practical impact to make a difference in
our communities and our world.
When Jim Crown called me with what he called "the drumroll moment" I felt a range of emotions
that I'm not even sure I can put into words now.
Partly, it was a sense of excitement to join this team that does such important work.
I've worked in government.
I've worked in a couple different colleges and universities.
I've been involved in a number of movements to try to expand opportunity for kids of modest
economic background and to improve schooling for students of all backgrounds.
I love helping kids find their way, discover opportunity, grow into themselves, animate
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I love the excitement around the young, learning and growing.
What Aspen provides is so nourishing for learners of all ages and so important for our society.
I absolutely expect to be filled with the same joy I get as an educator from this new role
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The way Aspen does that, that is just beautiful.
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My, watch out for the sesquicentennial.
- What? - Oh, calm down Enid.
The country's 150 years old.
And they're calling it the sesquicentennial.
Oh my God, it sounds like some monster or something,
that would crawl up out of the lake, you know?
- No, that's a sasquatch. - Oh.
This is the sesqui, nothing to be alarmed about.
Well 150? That's nothing,
I remember when the two of us were 150.
My God, we're not that old are we?
Yes well, no, between us Eulalia.
- Oh. - I was 74
and you were 76, remember?
Oh my God, that seems so long ago now, you know.
We were still wet behind the ears then.
Yes, yeah, 150 is not much for a country though.
Canada's really just a spring chicken, you know?
When did we first invade Canada?
You mean discover Canada?
No, invade, you can't discover a place, girl,
where there are people already living there.
I mean, it'd be like the Chief of the Assembly of First Nations
going over to discover England.
They're not going to do that are they?
Well, I don't think so girl, but you know,
they often don't keep me in the loop.
If Canada was a person, how old would she be?
21.
How did you arrive at that number?
Well country years, they're like dog years Enid,
except in the opposite.
So, if you divide seven into 150,
- Yeah. - 21.
That doesn't seem right, let's see.
1867, that was Confederation.
That's when she was born.
Yes, and then she built the railway and that was like,
she was learning to walk, you know.
Yes and then when the west joined in,
that was the adolescence.
Oh yes, with all the rebellions you know, and the riots,
and the whole bloody Sundays and...
Oh my God, I don't know why it's always bloody on a Sunday.
- Yeah. - Do you?
And why do they call it the adolescence
when the west joined in?
Because in your adolescence, you grow and...
add on new parts, you know?
Oh yes, that's right and then of course,
Canada moved out and got her own place in 1982.
When the Queen signed over our Constitution.
Yes and all we had to do was ask nicely and she gave it to us.
And the poor old Yanks, down there, sure,
they fought a war for nine years to get their independence.
Hundreds of thousands of them died.
Yes, and all they had to do was ask nicely.
- Oh my God. - Never thought of that.
Never thought of that, not the Yanks, no.
- According to your reckoning, - Yes.
- how old is Canada? - 21.
That's exactly what I said, see.
Old enough to drink in the States.
Oh, not that anyone wants to go down there anymore.
- No. - Especially not this year,
- sure, we'd miss the party. - Yes.
Tell me again why it has a sasquatch theme?
Oh Enid, sesquicentennial.
So 100-year-old sasquatch?
- No, no... - How old is that,
in sasquatch years?
Enid, oh you bugger.
Well, you're gonna drive me right over the edge.
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You are probably familiar with apple cider vinegar, thanks to its usefulness in various recipes. But have you ever thought about drinking? Can be mixed with water or some evening tea. But why exactly does this "work"? Let's see a few ways in which a sip of apple cider vinegar before bed will help you.
1. Weight loss Studies have shown that sleep deprivation is closely linked to obesity. The heavier the person, the more they tend to report problems with sleep. Vinegar prevents the accumulation of fat. Apple cider vinegar also reduces appetite. This thanks to an ingredient called pectin that makes your brain feel more satisfied. 2. Hiccups The bitter taste of super apple cider vinegar stimulates the nerves in the throat causing the hiccup. This makes the nerves "forget" about the need to sob. Just take a teaspoon of organic apple cider vinegar and swallow the vinegar.
3. Treatment of sore throat The bacteria responsible for sore throat may not thrive in the acidic environment that apple cider vinegar creates. In addition, vinegar contains natural antibacterial properties. One hour before bed, swallow one teaspoon of apple cider vinegar. Half an hour later, swallow another teaspoon of vinegar, and then another just before going to bed. 4. Relief of congested nose Are allergies attacked? Get a bottle of apple cider vinegar! It contains vitamins B1, B2, A and E, as well as potassium and magnesium. These work together to decrease the mucus. Mix one teaspoon of apple cider vinegar with a glass of water and drink before going to bed for a quick relief.
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The Seminarian: The Movie (2015) [HD] - Duration: 14:43.
*The Seminarian*
Joel Kist as Mr. Antunes
Kelvin Seibt as Mrs. Antunes & Mrs. Umbeline
Victor Kich as High Priest
Júlio Seidel as Daisy
Pablo Nunes as Eugene
Miguel Deitos as Director & Screenplay
[Narrator] On a farm in the country side of Minas Gerais in Brazil lived the Captain Frank Antunes
a farmer and a man of family.
That's delightful, dude.
Antunes owned many lands for the little slavery he had
So he would give home to people, without asking them for work or money in return.
Among those people was Umbeline, wife of a great
friend of Antunes that died during the civil wars on Rio Grande do Sul.
In respect to his dear friend, Antunes helped the poor widow and her daughter, Daisy
giving them shelter and food.
When Daisy was three years old
she left ran away of her mother for a few moments and went into the woods.
When Umbeline realized the disappearance of her daughter
Mrs. Antunes put her slaves in search of the poor thing
but who found Daisy, was Eugene the son of Antunes.
The snake was playing with Daisy without causing any harm.
When they approached to Daisy the snake ran away into a bush
Antunes's wife was very superstitious.
and saw in this a sign that something terrible would happen
but could not explain what it would be.
And so over time Eugene and Daisy grown up as best friends.
♫
Eugene and Daisy spent a lot of time together
Eugene's parents complained that they hardly saw their son at home
Eugene, don't you stay at home, today?
Oh, because I'm going to teach Daisy to read.
But you are spending too much time with her.
Your home is still here and not there!
Come back earlier, today!
Eugene was endowed with a calm nature
his main entertainment besides spending time with Daisy was an oratory,
where he prayed the rosary and made offerings.
With this action, his parents understood that the boy had been born to be a priest.
At that era, have a son to be a priest was a high honor to the family.
My parents want me to become a priest.
that I learn ... how to confess people.
Surely you will turn out to be a very handsome priest.
[laughs gently]
Absolutely.
And when you get back, I'll have a special gift for you.
Mommy told me I'm becoming a grown up and I have to confess.
She's teaching the faith, but I don't want to confess to a complete stranger.
Certainly with you it will be special.
Right, so I'm not going to confess anybody until I get back to you.
♫
[sad song starts]
♪
Goodbye.
Goodbye, sweetheart!
In the seminary the boy Eugene was an example of good conduct and application.
The image of Daisy never left his heart
but it no longer bothered him so much, neither agitated his spirit as before.
Already in the third Latin class, Eugene began to read books in Latin, taking a liking for poetry
began to write verses which were not his homework of Latin.
These poems eventually fell into the hands of the High Priest. At the ringing of the bell
Eugene was called to the room of the High Priest.
So Mr. Eugene, what papers are these?
You're not going to answer!?
So all this devotion, humble ways
and ingenuous face were a staging to deceive us?
Father, I did not know that writing verses was forbidden.
But the quality Mr. Student?
Make verses of God angels and saints
that all the priests already did. But what you did was sacrilege!
And who is this "Daisy"?
She is a poor child, High Priest. She was raised with me.
So young, and already had these sinful relationships!
And your father did not know these things when
he sent you here to become a priest ?!
What priest that make love letters?!
But High Priest I did not send them to Daisy
We will not allow you to stay here, perverting our faith.
Priest!
Priest, forgive me, for God's sake.
Very well, very well. Don't cry.
I want to believe that this was the result of pure ignorance.
Rise.
Wipe those tears away.
Do not commit these acts of profanity any longer.
Take this poems.
Burn it.
And forget that whore.
♪
[dramatic music intensifies]
♪
Eugene, entered the hall plunged in pain
shame, terror and suffering.
♪
Eugene dreamed with Daisy everyday.
Eugene...
But when he wakes up he begged God to help him against that temptation.
It had been for four years since Eugene had been in the seminary without visiting his family.
His father had already written to the High Priest requesting him to come spend the holidays at home.
However, the High Priest already knowing Eugene's spirit recommended
that this should not be done because it could divert the boy from his vocation.
But four years without seeing his son was too much time for Eugene's mother, who
did not accept the will of the High Priest.
Upon returning home, Eugene was astonished
when instead of a girl
saw before his eyes a beautiful woman
sweet, delicate and graceful.
Eugene, let's take a walk.
♫
Do you remember the oath you made me?
Oath? What Oath?
Of course you remember, you're just joking around.
[Daisy laughs]
I swear, I do not remember.
I can't believe it. You said that I would be the first person you would confess
when you became a priest.
What kind of promise is this?
How can I remember those childish things.
Childish thing?
You don't think that is beautiful being a priest anymore?
It's true, I once wanted to become one.
Uh? Once? You do not want anymore?
Daisy, the sun is too hot, let's go somewhere else.
Sure.
Come on Eugene, put it out.
To tell you the truth... I do not know how to tell you this...
but nowadays I no longer feel like being a priest.
Well, why?
How "why"?
You're going to tell me you haven't seen this coming.
I do not remember having a crystal ball.
But is not clear enough? To be a priest, I must not care of you anymore
not talkt you, and not feel your skin anymore.
and these are things I cannot do.
For real I did not wanted that you became a priest.
I did not want me to become a headless mule.
Jesus. What a horror.
Daisy what are you saying? Headless mule?
You think that's funny ?!
Don't you know that a woman who loves a priest become a headless mule?
Well, Daisy, there's nothing to fear, I wont let you become a headless mule.
I will not become a priest anymore. It's decided!
But what about your parents?
My parents will not force me if I say I do not want to be a priest anymore.
Well, that's settled, then.
Our old oath is undone.
And on the blank space, we have to make another.
About what?
That you always, always have to love me.
Oh, but that, I do not have to swear.
I'm too.
Again Eugene did not spend much time at home, he spent all his free time with Daisy.
Son, this isn't good, you do not stop for a moment near your parents
and furthermore you will become a priest, this does not work weel for your reputation.
But Mom, what's wrong with that? We have been friends since childhood.
if I had a sister, could't I play with her?
o you mean that even after turning into a priest you will continue to play as a child?
Do not be a fool.
But mom...
I don't....
I really...
You What? Finish talking.
I do not want to ...
Don't want to what?
To be priest!
What are you saying, boy. Are you crazy!
I do not want to go to Daisy's anymore.
But mom!
It is said! Wait until your father knows that.
Great, my son!
So now you dont want to be a priest?
And that must be because you want to marry Daisy now, right?
It's not that.
You're still a fool, my son. You don't know how the world works.
That girl is crumbling your brain.
My father! It's not her fault!
Do not interrupt me! If it were not for her, you wouldn't think of such a nonsense.
You will stop being a priest!? A profession so beautiful and honorable
that I have saved so much money, because of your love to a miserable one?!
Father, you don't know her!
You do not fool me! I was wrong to bring you here, even with the notice of the High Priest.
It's the end of vacation for you
What, then, could not be done during the day, was done
in the shadowing, silent and discreet cloak of the night.
The two lovers putting the whole shyness away, spoke for the first time without
remorse of their love. And the kisses, those kisses that the sunlight never have the chance to touch.
Daisy, I have to go now.
Already? Stay a little longer.
My father will wake up soon, it's almost dawn.
On his return to the seminary, Eugene was no longer the same person as he once was.
He was averse to a priestly state, concerned about the situation of the boy the High Priest
wrote to Euegene's father recommending that they made a arranged a marriage with Daisy and a random guy.
But I love Eugene...
Look at the nonsense that you just spoke, do you think I spend money educating him to get laid with you?
Just so you know, we had dates every night while you was sleeping.
Libidinous serpent!
We welcome you and your mother.
But now, I want you to stay far away from us!
You are the serpent, the devil in flesh!
[knocking on the door]
Eugene, I just got this letter from your father.
What it say?
[dramatic music intensifies]
That Daisy is getting married, and going to live with her fiancé in Belo Horizonte.
As planned by the High Priest, the removal of Daisy from the mind of Eugene, put him again
on the right path to the holy vocation.
Twelve years later, Eugene returns to his hometown to take over as the local priest.
His first job was to confess a sickness street woman.
[Da... Daisy?
♫
Blessed be God. You came back.
Do you want to confess yourself?
Yeah, I feel really bad.
You look so healthy, how bad can it be?
I had a great pain in my heart.
But with your presence I no longer feel so forsaken.
Forsaken? But where is your husband?
[Daisy] Husband?
I don't have a husband, Priest.
But, didn't you married?
Me?
Who told you that?
They wanted to get me married, but I never accepted. Why would they deceive you like that?
Oh, my father, he made fool of me, and you.
But that does not matter anymore, with you here I feel much better.
Well, if he is not dying, we leave that confession for another day.
For God's sake, don't go!
Have hope of this poor woman.
Daisy, remember that I'm a priest now.
I just want to hug my brother as before.
♫
On the next day the priest was informed about a dead body that had just arrived at the church.
As he get closer to the body he cannot believe his eyes.
It was Daisy.
Furious, he tore off his cassock and threw to the ground.
His eyes were wild.
He was crazy.
Crazy and Wild.
The Seminarian
Will Return
Adapted from the book of Bernardo Guimarrães
Miguel Deitos Director & Screenplay
Cast Daysi Júlio Seidel Eugene Pablo Nunes Mr. Antunes Joel Kist Mrs. Antunes Kelvin Seibt Mrs. Umbeline Kelvin Seibt High Priest Victor Kich
Victor Kich Narration
Miguel Deitos Editing
Joel Kist Lights
Joel Kist Miguel Deitos Camera & Fotografia
Costumes Júlio Seidel
I'm not Daisy anymore!
The Seminarian 2: Eugene's Revenge
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How to Make Earrings from Rose Quartz and Crystals. DIY Jewelry Tutorial - Duration: 4:38.
Hi to everybody!
First of all I want to say thanks
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Take a rose quartz with four holes
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Put 2 beads onto both wires
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Put 2 beads onto one wire
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Go back
Put 2 beads onto the wire
Pull the wire from rose quartz
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Flatten them down
Put the bead onto pin
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Attach 6 beads on a metal base
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Polacos probando dulces mexicanos / Polish guys trying mexican candies - Duration: 14:49.
Hello guys!
How are you?
I'm Carito
welcome one more Thursday to this channel
today we're going to do something little bit different
because I'm going to be with 2 special guest here
and what we're going to do today
is that they're going to try mexican candies
if you want to know how these guests are
they're the Champions of Pair Slalom
which is a discipline inside Freestyle Slalom
so let's welcome
they're Klaudia & Michał
so let's give them an applause
she is Klaudia Hartmanis
and he is Michał Sulinowski
and I hope you like this video
give it like and subscribe to the channel
so that we can do more videos like this
and I'll put in the description box
the social networks where you can find them
so you can watch more videos from them
and all they've been uploading there
in their social networks, so now we're going to try
the mexican candies and let's start with this video
well guys let's start with this video
where my Polish friends are going to try
these mexican candies
let's start with this one that is a cookie
with chocolate cover and marshmallow
C: You're going to be ok, don't worry about this M: Ok
K: woooow
M: Mamut? They're already dead right?
C: What?
M: The mamuts are already dead
C: yees it's so sad K: what?! M: they're extint
M: Do we need to eat everything?
K: Yes, of course! C: No, just a bite
He's asking if he has to eat all
or just a bite, no just a bite
but you're going to keep it, so if you like it
C: it's going to be here K: It looks good M: ok
C: What do you think about this?
at the first sight
well bite it and tell me later
I'm going to ask them what do they think
K: Is chocolate, is good
M: Yeah, is good
M: Is soft and it has light taste
They say that the texture is soft
and the flavor is light so they like it
very good!!
next candy that I'll give them to try
is this one that I love
they're little mangos
is the pulp of a mango
covered with chili
M: Yes
C: Yes
I'm so stress!
because they truly don't like chili
C: Try this one, just a bite
K: Manguito? C: And if you don't like it, I will eat
What do you think about it?
C: at the first sight?
M: The first sight is spicy for sure K: Oh, it will be spicy
M: Just a bite? C: Yes
C: Just a bite
M: so, you don't recommend me to ... C: No
M: No?!
He's asking if I recommend him to eat it all
and no
My heart is beating so fast because K: Oh my god
they're from my best friends and I really got stressed
M: It's so sour
M: and spicy
Leave it here
M: Mmm... but it's kind of ...
K: Why you can eat this?
M: Like why? K: Why?
K: yeah, just why?
M: is sweet , sour and spicy
M: and today you told us that you don't like
mixing salt and sweet
C: no, but that was so different because is like
super salty I don't know this is different M: yeah
I don't like to combine sweet with salty
but these kind of candies have like
a balance between sweet and salty
and what we eat today it was literally
a super sugared milkshake with super salty pop corns
and it was like, no too much combination
C: you don't have to eat it all
K: I think we don't have something like this in Poland C: no, for sure no
C: don't even eat ketchup as us
M: I think is better when you eat more
you don't have to eat it all
just leave it here
C: I like it is my favorite M: ok
M: but it was eatable
M: I think when you eat more is even better
M: because then you feel more of the
C: Mango
M: yeah, more of the mango because when you
take a little bite
M: bite, you just take the
M: spicy, the chili and so on C: chili
but I want water
everything is ok
let's go to the next level my friends
they're going to hate me
I'm shaking
next candy is a "tamborin"
this is for you
and this for you
this one you've to do like a caramel
you swallow, like with your tongue
you have to wait until it get like "melted"
K: is it spicy?
C: little bit K: OMG! is it chili in here?
C: little bit
K: little bit?
K: we wil be dragons for sure
C: are you ok? there's water there
you have the water?
M: this is too strong
M: sweet, spicy and sour
M: at the same time
M: I mean, is not super spicy
M: but the fact that is sweet and spicy
K: and sour
M: and sour is like
C: are you ok? M: is not good
M: this one was the worst
K: the thing is that it has strange texture
K: it went apart
M: like a sugar
M: like pieces of sugar
let's continue with the next candy
which I think they're going to like a lot
they're cornflakes covered with chocolate
K: that looks super cool M: ok
M: crunchy K: chocolate
M: combination my friend C: very good
M: easy open?
K: super good
M: so far this one is the best
K: yes of course
M: this one I will keep it
C: I have more f you want
I bring a lot just in case you want some
K: I think this would be good with milk
M: yeah C: everybody is saying me that
C: but no, in Mexico this is the candy like that
M: yeah, or with .. K: with milk
she wants it with milk
is not for breakfast
M: or with yoghurt? something like this to put it inside?
K: we have something like this with yoghurt in Poland M: yeah
M: we have something similar
C: maybe there are some but not with chocolate
They're asking if it's not like the cereal
that goes with yoghurt
and there is cereal but not covered with chocolate
M: let's clean our Mexico
They're really good with Spanish
I think they really like it because
they finished it
I didn't hurry them so
but if you notice, when they don't like it
is like
M: this one is the best K: yeah
K: it looks good and it taste good
Next candy is going to be a lollipop
my hands are sweating
this is for you
lollipop of caramel
C: with mango flavor M: with chili
K: covered with chii
maybe you have to open it like this
because with the weather
K: it looks like a fire already
M: it looks like something happened to it
like something went wrong
K: cheers!
K: for me when I smell it is already spicy
M: yes
K: 1, 2, 3
M: it's hard to bite C: yeah
K: wooow
M: is like nothing like a candy
K: why you call it candy?
C: because it is a candy
M: if I would be a child, I would be so disappointed
K: yes, I wouldn't eat candies C: why?
M: yeah
M: i will switched to vegetables
M: they're more sweet C: maybe that's the point
they're saying that they don't understand why
kids would choose these, they prefer vegetables
and yes maybe that is the point
M: so the whole sweetness
K: is inside? M: is inside
C: yeah
M: and the whole taste is inside
Yes, I told you is only the surface
M: yes, that's why I bite
M: you know, it's so funny because
somehow it makes me wanting to go
deeper and deeper, like to continue
eventhough it's not
such a big pleasure to eat all
K: Is super wierd M: yeah
M: in Poland I think there's nothing like this
C: for sure no
C: is mexican M: yes
M: is 100% mexican
K: 150% mexican C: leave it here
M: so this one is not recommended
M: for polish people at least
C: what?
M: it is not recomended for polish people
M: thank you C: we made it
M: is all?
C: it's all
C: easy right? M: it was good
M: except the things with chili
K: yeah, the spicy one was very hard
K: but the rest is good M: yeah
C: so which of all would you choose?
M: this one C: you choose this one?
He would choose the cornflakes covered with chocolate
and you?
C: no, choose this
C: yes? M: this one was the best because
M: is like not too sweet
M: and is chrispy C: and not chili
M: and not chili
K: yeah, i like this the most
K: but I would add C: why?
C: chili?
M: yeah, of course
K: with milk would be perfect C: she wants to add milk
K: yes, with milk
C: so wierd M: with milk no
M: I would eat it just like that
C: very good Michał M: very good
C: you're mexican now
K: I will learn in the next time M: obviously
Very good, so both choose this one?
C: and which one you would never try?
M: I would never try again
M: yes, this one C: the "tamborin"?
M: yes the "tamborin" is not good K: Never
C: why? it is so good
M: no is good C: yes is good
M: no good
Well guys, we finished trying
mexican candies, I think they did it really well
we suffer a little
but you see that they loved
the cornflakes covered with chocolate
and that "tamborin"they didn't like it at all
you know? she had tears in her eyes
K: really?! C: yes, that is why I was
like doing this
K: yes, because it was quite spicy M: because the hole
M: taste was just exploding K: yeah
M: in mouth and
K: it was just too much M: for example this
M: this lollipop was also
M: I think as bad but here you can recover
M: like, " ok I'm not eating this but
M: here you put inside and K: yeah, you have no choose!
M: and then, ok too late K: you have to do this
C: keep going
Anyway, you made it
I'm very happy that you survived
and well
Hope you like a lot this video
that is a little bit different
and I'm combining it a little with my friends that skate
if you want to watch more of how do they skate
and what do they do specifically
because they do super amazing Pair Classic
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2000 Dominoes as 2000 Million Years - Duration: 3:59.
Months ago I came up with this idea which was to use a row of dominoes as a
metaphor for the relentless ticking of time and that idea kept me up at night
so I eventually came here to Telus World of Science because they have
thousands of these things called KEVA planks that I could use as dominoes.
So we just are finishing setting up the last few dominoes out of 2,000 dominoes
we're gonna have each one of these dominoes represent a million years in
the history of the earth going back from the present day all the way back to when
the nucleus of the cell formed and
I'm really terrified actually right
now because I'm finishing
filling these gaps and I think
it's extremely likely that something could go wrong. and we've managed to set up so far a total
of 2,000 dominoes which isn't what I was hoping for but it's still two billion
years in our timeline and we're going to start way back over here.
Here we go. Okay. So.
Cells evolve a nucleus that's where the genes are stored and then on cell
lives inside of another cell becoming the ancestor of all mitochondria. Earth is
getting warmer again, viruses figure out how to attack bacteria, and time
keeps ticking. By now, somewhere, sex is happening. Earth is a giant frozen
snowball, and now it's getting warmer again. Life becomes multicellular now
things get totally insane. Animals evolve in the sea, they develop skeletons
and there are tons of trilobites. Earth develops an ozone layer, land plants evolve,
the trilobite die in a mass extinction, forests grow, land animals evolve,
dinosaurs roam, Pangaea breaks apart, plants fruits, mammals crawl, dinos
- they die, and this last one is us. That's us.
all of evolution of Homo sapiens just there.
Cool.
now having spent an entire
day setting up a row of dominoes with the help from some very good friends
Thank You Jesse and Zach but having spent the day doing that
there's one thing that boggles my mind the most about this experiment which is
that in all of those 2,000 dominoes it's just the last one of them just the last
one million years that is all of the history of Homo Sapien the entire
history of our species just the last million years now you might be thinking
Kurtis why did you do two billion years that seems like a pretty arbitrary
number and to be completely honest it is but I knew that I wouldn't be able to do
the entire history of that I wanted to do because to be honest I want to do one
that's seven times longer. I want to do one that is the entire history of the
universe but if I'm gonna commit myself to a
mammoth project like that I need to know that there is interest for it on the
internet because it would be 500m long and I might go
insane so if you do want to see something like that then please like
this video or comment letting me know or share it or subscribe to my channel just
let me know and if I get enough support for the idea I'm gonna go ahead and do
that very proud to say that I used to work here at for science world and I'm
proud to say that because it's a fantastic place and you should really go
and check it out I want to give a huge thanks to the people that work for
Science World for letting me and helping me do this it wouldn't have been
possible without you and thanks for watching
1, 2, 3, 4!
There were these things called Trilobites, and then they died
Oh my, oh my. They died.
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Dan Porterfield is the Next Aspen Institute President - Duration: 2:22.
What drives me the most is helping people.
And, I really just have this deep belief that education is the cornerstone of a democracy, that
it is a crucial gesture we make as one citizen to others
to provide high-quality education and opportunity for all.
What I love about Aspen is that it is committed, in so many different ways, through its leadership
programs, through its public programs, through its policy programs, through the way it convenes,
through the groups it assembles as thought leaders.
It's committed to taking great ideas, the finest ideas, and allowing those ideas to
breath and then moving from ideas to action, to practical impact to make a difference in
our communities and our world.
When Jim Crown called me with what he called "the drumroll moment" I felt a range of emotions
that I'm not even sure I can put into words now.
Partly, it was a sense of excitement to join this team that does such important work.
I've worked in government.
I've worked in a couple different colleges and universities.
I've been involved in a number of movements to try to expand opportunity for kids of modest
economic background and to improve schooling for students of all backgrounds.
I love helping kids find their way, discover opportunity, grow into themselves, animate
their values, get things done and invent new things.
I love the excitement around the young, learning and growing.
What Aspen provides is so nourishing for learners of all ages and so important for our society.
I absolutely expect to be filled with the same joy I get as an educator from this new role
Bringing people together across all backgrounds, from all perspectives, for honest discussion,
deeply informed with a seriousness of intent and at the same time a joy in discussion,
The way Aspen does that, that is just beautiful.
It is something that should be protected and strengthened in our country and it's just
an honor to be apart of that.
As a society we have an obligation to one another.
As Dr. King said "we are bound in a network of mutuality." That's how I want to live
and that's what I see the Aspen Institute representing – an organ of civil society that itself
is bound in a network of mutuality, all driven towards the common good,
unified by a set of values that matter for civilization.
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2018 Hyundai Sonata 2.0T 1
2018 Hyundai Sonata 20T.
Consumer tastes may be shifting from cars to crossovers these days, but 2018 is proving to be a watershed year for the mid-size family sedan, starting with all-new, vastly improved versions of the two top sellers: the Toyota Camry and the Honda Accord.
Hyundai also is bringing a refreshed version of its seventh-generation Sonata, tested here in its most powerful and luxurious 20T Limited form.
With its fresh styling and sundry improvements inside—as well as a new eight-speed automatic transmission for its most powerful engine, the turbocharged 20-liter inline-four—the Sonata strikes many a nice note.
But it's still a beat behind the class leaders, less because of any particular flaw than the sheer fact that the Accord (and the Camry and the Mazda 6, among others) also keep jazzing up their tunes.
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When the current-generation Sonata launched for 2015, its styling was largely received with a collective "meh.
" To be fair, the swoopy sixth-generation Sonata was a tough act to follow, but whereas that model evoked the Mercedes-Benz CLS to great effect, the 2015 model's creased sheetmetal and angular graphic elements appeared staid and emotionless.
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For the 2018 model's mid-cycle update, Hyundai has added some drama back to the Sonata's design without going overboard.
The most notable change is up front, where a protuberant hexagonal grille now consumes the lion's share of the real estate.
The 20T Limited gets the Sport trim's more aggressive front and rear fascias and adds slick new LED headlamps and taillamps.
The triangular outboard air intakes contain vertical strips of LED running lights that are nifty bits of design themselves.
The Sonata also sports a chiseled new hood and resculpted front fenders.
Out back is a smooth new trunklid and a broad, flat new bumper.
The other major body panels are not new, but the considerable changes at each end make the whole car look as if it is, especially with the dark gloss treatment applied to the mesh grille, body trim, and 18-inch wheels of Sport and Limited models with the 20-liter engine.
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Less apparent but significant nonetheless are the Sonata's cabin refinements, which were on full display in this range-topping trim level.
First, call us old school, but we like the ease of operation of sensibly laid out buttons and knobs, as in this Hyundai, which now look more sophisticated with some silver finishes.
The Limited's touchscreen has grown from 70 to 80 inches, with the surrounding air vents on either side growing larger in turn.
Silver "3D Tech" trim on the doors and dashboard, a flat-bottom steering wheel, blue piping and contrast stitching, and aluminum-trimmed pedals go some way toward justifying this model's $33,335 starting price, which is 50 percent higher than that of a base Sonata.
However, Hyundai's rife use of hard plastics—particularly in less obvious areas, such as inside the glovebox and the center-console armrest—means no one will mistake the Sonata Limited for a Lexus ES350.
In the rear, occupants have lots of spread-out room while sitting on the comfortable, leather-upholstered bench seat, but they are surrounded by blackness: black hard-plastic front seatbacks, black door panels, black carpeting, and a black headliner—with but a small patch of the aforementioned silver trim to relieve the gloom.
Not helping matters is the replacement of the panoramic sunroof that was standard on last year's 20T Limited with a front-row-only sunroof.
And at night, the rear dome light's yellowish incandescent glow clashes with the cool white LEDs used up front.
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Police Department Goes Viral With "Do's and Don'ts" List - Duration: 3:03.
A police department in Maine recently posted a list of "Do's and Don'ts" to Facebook
that's gone viral, serving as a stark reminder that behind every officer's badge and uniform
is a living, breathing human being.
The list basically specified annoying behaviors that the cops with the Bangor Police Department
frequently encounter while out in public, such as while standing in line at a fast food
restaurant.
"Don't feel you need to tell us that you did not speed today," the department wrote.
"You don't need to tell us the last time you got pulled over, or even if you never
had a summons.
We appreciate the way most folks drive."
"We are not thinking that you are a bad person when we show up in the fast food line
with you," this particular "Don't" continued.
"We think you are hungry.
It's all good.
We're hungry too."
Cops get hungry and eat food?
Who knew!?
But even more irritating than pointless remarks like these are when parents try to use police
officers to scare their children.
That's a big no-no.
"Do not tell your children that we are going to arrest them if they don't behave,"
the department wrote.
"Don't.
Do.
That.
We are not going to arrest them if they are not behaving.
We are not going to scare them for you.
We just don't do that."
"Kids have enough to worry about without thinking that each time they see a police
officer they are going to be arrested.
We don't arrest kids.
You are going to need to work on your parenting skills if this is one of your strategies.
Stop it."
Agreed!
Other "Don'ts" include bothering cops with lame jokes about how "I didn't do
it" and with even lamer jokes about how your friend "did it."
According to CNN, the list was written by the page's part-time administrator, Lt.
Tim Cotton, and isn't at all unusual for the department, which has a history of posting
very blunt and to-the-point messages to its Facebook page.
For instance, after a 12-year-old kid stole a bus two years ago, the department posted
a hilarious recap to Facebook that included video from the couple that saw the kid swerving
all over the road and reported him to the authorities.
"Now, he would not win one of those school bus rodeos nor would he get cookies and cakes
from adoring parents at the end of the year for how he conducted himself with all that
precious cargo in the back," the department wrote.
"But, as a 'glass half full' kind of guy, I say he did not do that badly.
Sure, they might have to replace a mirror or get those sidewalls checked, but not half
bad for the first time driving a bus.
If…this is his first time driving a bus."
Dovetailing back to the list of "Do's and Don'ts," there was just one very pertinent
"Do": Do treat cops like normal human beings.
Say hello.
Ask them about their day.
Maybe even ask them for some help with something.
"We enjoy talking to all kinds of folks," the post concluded.
"Please don't assume we assume that you are bad person, a criminal, a fugitive from
justice, or that you are a bad driver.
We are just like you.
True story."
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The Potential of Death 13 | Stand Up - Duration: 7:58.
You know…
Stardust Crusaders is one of the parts I will think about a lot due to the potential I see
in the minor villains.
Later in future parts, stands are more developed compared to the early parts like 3 and 4.
I'm going to be going over all the stands that are underdeveloped to speculate what
they would be like at their peak.
Adding on to the series where we could see a stand be above even that.
The stand in question for this video is one of the more interesting stands in part 3.
That stand being Death 13.
This was the stand of Mannish Boy, a baby stand user.
Which was a very bizarre and creative thing.
The stand possessed the ability of Dream World Control.
When anything falls asleep around Mannish Boy, it's game over.
Their already in the Dream World of Death 13 where the stand controls everything there.
That's unless you have activated your stand before you went to sleep, because if so then
you can fight against Death 13 and possibly win against Death 13.
Reason on why I say possibly is due to Death 13 getting caught off guard by Hierophant
Green.
If Death 13 has control of the whole world, you would think that they would use that to
their advantage if they know their about to initiate a fight.
Instead of getting caught off guard and only working with it's scythe.
The stand has a C in both destructive power and speed, a B in both Durability and Potential,
an E in range, and a D in precision.
The stand has room to grow, but what would we see from Death 13 if Mannish Boy had grown
up and was around the age of 18 or 20.
Off-topic: If we had him Part 6, he'd be around 23 years old, which I think is crazy
since it would've been nice to see him then if possible.
[Stand] Now on the Death 13, the stand has a B in
potential.
I was already speculating that Mannish Boy had matured mentally, but it being a B means
that there's room for another stage to go so now it's about figuring how it would
change next.
He states that he's at the same mental capacity as anyone else there, but I don't believe
using an unknown factor makes you a genius in this case.
You're smarter than others in fact that you know about the unknown, and they don't.
I will say that Mannish Boy could possibly just be as smart as some of the other enemy
stand users in Part 3, but depending on who you're comparing that's probably not a
lot.
Ha, ha, ha, ebony devil.
So, say that Mannish Boy has now grown, by the time he had grown, he's basically already
a master of his stand by now since he would have over 20 years to work and craft his stand.
Along with that, he'd be nearing his peak as person due that being around your mid or
early twenties apparently.
Enjoy your time being young everyone.
Now, Araki says that stands are personifications of a user's energy, which means that they
should match the user when it comes to developing things like resolve and will.
I can see development happening to Death 13 that would look similar to an evolution of
an act stand.
Except Death 13 not changing anything in it's appearance, and it only being in it's attributes.
I've went ahead and changed the Stats to what I think that Death 13 could've developed
into.
Power going from C to B, speed C to B, Durability possibly staying the same, could bring it
to an A though because it could change to be stronger since he's in his prime at that
time, potential B to D, and range from e to c.
I would like to put his potential at E instead of D, but I don't think that Mannish Boy
would meet some character development stuff to that level.
Now, onto the ability development.
But, right before that I have some important to say and means a lot to me…
Can you guys go to the description or pinned comment if it's going to be there and go
vote for Suplex Kirby.
Fighter, Ghost, and Ninja didn't make the cut so now Suplex is the sole survivor.
Plus, I want to see if it's possible if we have enough influence to change a whole
poll like this.
That's all.
Now on the ability development, I wanted to think that it would just become more potent
and effective as it went on, but I believe that it could develop into more than what
it was.
Death 13 required people to sleep to affect them, and I'd like to think that the range
would increase so he wouldn't have to be directly near him.
For example, he could be in a hotel on the 2nd floor, and have the ability to affect
the dreams of someone on the 5th or 6th floor.
That would be the most sensible things to come out of the ability, but I was thinking
of what if it went past dreams in your sleep.
Daydream Control, if possible.
The ability to not take you out of your Dream and have it in the dreamworld, but to make
you question what is real and what is not.
Imagine you're daydreaming and thinking about something, that's where Death 13 strikes.
Though this control isn't going to wear off just by you getting your focus back, imagine
that it requires you to be brought back by someone waking you up.
The reason why I thought of Death 13 manipulating daydreams is because he immediately becomes
one of the most threatening stands there is for those unaware, which he already was when
it comes to Stardust Crusaders.
Say that you daze off sitting in the middle of a restaurant and the fully grown Mannish
Boy was sent to end you.
He could sit a couple of tables away from you, and have control of the whole situation.
I also could've seen this working if it was in Jojo.
I could see a protagonist or supporting character sitting down in the middle of somewhere not
thinking of anything and then they look towards a table and see Death 13 walking towards them
in broad daylight.
They try to move, but they're stuck where they're sitting and can only see Death 13
coming towards them with his scythe.
Then right before Death 13 swipes, one of the supporting character taps the protagonist
or whoever this is happening to and they wake up, but when they wake up they're screaming
and swinging everywhere.
The other characters didn't see them being distraught during the slow attack of Death
13, they only saw them gazing into the distance and being perfectly fine.
That right there would be a terrifying moment for anyone because it turns what you thought
was safe to something you can't even trust.
You'd like to think that if someone is coming for you in the daytime, it would cause an
uproar or something of the sorts, but to have a silent attack that no one can notice aside
from the victim is something that I could see being incredibly thrilling in Jojo.
That's just my take on it though.
If you guys have any thoughts on how Death 13 works, I'd like to see the comments for
it.
If you guys want to draw out the scenario, that would be amazing.
I've had a couple of people draw for a scenario that happened in my Dio vs. Kars video and
I can wait to show it off in my next versus.
You guys are talented people, and I hope you all keep it up.
I'm getting back into drawing too.
I hope you guys enjoyed the video, leave a like if you did and subscribe to stay updated
if you're new.
Please vote for Suplex in the Kirby poll, and follow me on twitter and twitch.
If you did vote, tweet me, I just want to see it all.
I'll see you guys in the next one, until then, peace out and god speed.
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Hey everyone, DominGo here, I hope you're doing well!
Welcome to my house, to my own set-up!
HyperX challenged me to play 3 games of League of Legends
with some funny challenges...
For the first game, I have to get 0 kills
I'm quite used to it, I might manage to overcome this challenge!
For the 2nd game, I have to play
with only one hand, so only with the mouse. I'll have to be reactive,
I have to be vivid, of course, and brave, which is the most important.
And for the 3rd game, my fingers will be taped
and I'm gonna play as if I hadn't hands.
This is gonna be fun, let's go for the first game!
First game, here we go!
To remind you my challenge: I need not to take a single kill.
I'm against a Yasuo, I go play Twisted fate
because I'll be able to gank everywhere, I'll be able to get assists without taking kills
If I do any single kill,
I'm forced to leave the game
The truth is it's a complete crazy challenge, this is HyperX,
this is a crazy challenge, and I'm gonna overcome it!
We're gonna prove them who's the boss!
And you know what?! If I success to my 3 challenges,
they make you win some keyboards.
That's incredible, it was not planned at all,
I just hope it won't be cut at the video edition! (laughs)
And a PC tower!
And also a journey at Marbella, for 2...
That's insane, thank you a lot HyperX!
OK let's focus on the first game, to remind the challenge in case you forgot,
I play Twisted Fate and I have not to kill anyone.
Until now, it's quite easy, I'm against a Yasuo...
We'll see.... If I...Uh...
I'm terrible, I'm sorry, I'm actually completely in a bad way for this game!
Something completely unbelievable happened..
Well OK, not that bad.
Ooooh, nice shield!
Please, sir!
He's lucky I'm challenged, 'cause if not, I would already have killed him 4 or 5 times.
We're level 6!
I can now enjoy a bit the game, teleport, etc. Currently, I'm still with 0 kill
Of course, it's the challenge.
But it would be nice if I got 1 or 2 assists.
Maybe I can do something cool botlane. I go on mobility boots right after.
And we're gonna gank EVERYWHERE.
You are going to see the best Twisted Fate ever.
Let's go, kill him!
Here the game begins!
I go toplane directly
And I don't kill him.. BUT KILL HIM!
Right, that's great!
We're doing good!
I did not make any kill!
Kill him, kill him, kill him!
Ok, i stop hitting him!
I let them hit.
But he really needs to die.. I tank.
Ok that's my time to shine!
Something is happening!
I need not to kill!
NAAAH!
Alright, 1st challenge lost, I killed soemone..
I'm too much in love with good plays, I'm sorry.
Maybe you forgive me someday!
2nd game: here we go.
The challenge is simple: I only have a mouse to play, I can't touch the keyboard
I push it back, let's go for the 2nd game!
2nd game, we're ready! This hand is free,
I only need to use my mouse to play.
We picked Brand on midlane, let's see if we're good with him!
Small ward. I click. I drop.
Click-drop is very important here, at this level.
I use my TP, I'm ballzy! Let's go, let's go!
Until now, I dodge everything, like a lion.
Like a lion who...
who did not record.
Ok, this is time.
Seriously
NOO CRAP
OH YES
IO was about to click on 2 to cast Zhonya! Still didn't manage to cast it!
I was so close... Oh I got the assist!
I'm flying away!
It's so hard...
Oh, I stunned him!
I made as much damages as I could.
Oh no, that's a bad ult, GP!
The ult is bad, everything needs to be improved! And no more blue..
He could have helped me, I took so much damages.
I managed to stun someone, I think it's the first stun I manage to cast! First combo.
And I'm quite proud.
But truly, I'm gonna int...
I already made some challenges in my life
but playing with only one hand...
Guys, you're crazy! I tell you, you're completely nuts!
Oh yes!
YEEEES FIRST KILL
Oh my first kill!
And I managed to cast a combo afterwards! Incredible! Once again?
Ok maybe not, I've seen to big.
The game ends!
Wait for me, wait for me! I'm still too far away!
Truly, I can deal a lot.
Maybe it is the time, this time I waited for this long, the 2nd kill.
The 2nd kill!
THE 2ND KILL!
NOOO
YES YES!
2nd kill!
3rd one, 3rd one! Oh no, no 3rd kill..
And here is the Zhonya! I casted it this time, for the end!
"Brand boosted us", thank you everyone!
That was awesome.
2nd challenge:
I succeeded! I had no KDA to stick to.
We managed to win
while being completely horrible with only one hand.
Do not do this at home, I don't recommand!
I know it seems like some people only play with one arm,
but it's not easy! Let's move to the 3rd challenge!
My fingers are going to be taped, I'll be right back for the last game.
Alright, I'm taped! I'm ready.
Look at this HyperX wristband, it's a fig leaf.
Look at this!
Look at what I'm forced to do!
Ok so i'm gonna play that way, I can't put them off.
This is not gonna be handy, 'cause I'm gonna hit my whole keyboard at the same time
But I can use my keyboard this time!
Let's see what it's like, I hope I won't int too much. And I hope to overcome this 3rd challenge!
Let's go!
Here we go, last game! Last challenge, my hands are taped!
It's gonna be difficult to play.
I play Lee Sin, I really think it's gonna be epic.
First of all, to up my spell....
Did it!
Oh, it's not easy
I hit all my keys actually...
F*ck, I flashed...
Too strong!
I should have gone on the other way..
I knew Anne Prank would obviously come...
You're gonna flash, now?
You're not doing anything, bro!
That was a present. I dropped this kill
I dropped it to him! And he's not gonna thank me?!
That was so hard, gosh!
I was so scared to fail.
WHO'S THE BOSS NOW?!
Even with stumps, it's me!
I might need to play with taped hands in stream
Maybe I'm better this way.
Oh wonderful!
If it's not awesome!
We have to grant them this game... We lost!
I did my best with my Lee Sin, I did my best.
It was really not simple with my fingers...
condemned, if I may. It was not easy at all to be awesome.
But I did my best!
Challenge half-checked, I did not play bad!
Here it is! Only one challenge is a success,
there's one, I'm sorry, I take it as a success, I won 2 challenges!
Fisrt challenge, I killed someone, so failed.
2nd challenge, I might have finished with 2/12 but I managed to win with only the mouse.
And the last challenge was played with my hands taped
I finally got free, because it hurts a bit actually
I hope you liked it! We meet again soon on HyperX channel,
Don't hesitate to suscribe, like the video, comment "that was awesome"!
"Huge", "Do it again"
Some other challenges ideas
I kiss you all guys, it was DominGo! Ciao!
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What would you be doing if you weren't a footballer? The BIG question with Portsmouth Football Club - Duration: 1:33.
I'm not too sure.
I'm a bit girly, I quite like interior designing.
I quite like that, I enjoy it.
Really?
I'd be a PE teacher because that was my job before.
For me I'd probably be in property development.
Property development?
I think I'd be working in the city, because that's what most of my mates do.
I'd probably say a cricketer.
I have to admit I used to play cricket as well.
Get your own answer mate.
No, it's true.
Hampshire.
What were you?
Middlesex
Maybe work for a newspaper.
Something like that.
No but I'm serious.
Doing what?
Just like, write columns and that.Sports!
That's a really good question, I don't know.It would probably be something outdoorsy.
I'd probably still be in football in some capacity but I'm doing a degree in journalism
so I'd probably be involved in that.
What about you?
I'd probably have gone into the army of some sort, part of the SAS
For me personally I'd be either painter decorator
or something in the trades which I was before I joined Portsmouth.
I'd probably be a dolphin trainer.
I'm quite good with dolphins.
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❋「AS ~ Nightcore」~ Runaway ~ ❋ - Duration: 3:40.
Think I can fly
think I can fly when I'm with you
My arms are wide
catching fire as the wind blows
I know that I'm rich enough for pride
I see a billion dollars in your eyes
Even if we're strangers 'til we die
I wanna run away
I wanna run away
Anywhere out this place
I wanna run away
Just you and I, I, I, I, I
You and I, I, I, I, I
You and I, I, I, I, I
You and I, I, I, I, I
Just you and I
You and I, I, I, I, I
You and I, I, I, I, I
You and I, I, I, I, I
You and I, I, I, I, I
I wanna run
chase the moon and sun
when I'm with you
Give it all away
catching fire as the wind blows
I know that I'm rich enough for pride
I see a billion dollars in your eyes
Even if we're strangers 'til we die
I wanna run away
I wanna run away
Anywhere out this place
I wanna run away
Just you and I, I, I, I, I
You and I, I, I, I, I
You and I, I, I, I, I
You and I, I, I, I, I
Just you and I
Just you and I
You and I, I, I, I, I
You and I, I, I, I, I
You and I, I, I, I, I
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We should aim for perfection -- and stop fearing failure | Jon Bowers - Duration: 10:55.
Have you ever heard of typosquatting?
Well, typosquatting is where companies like Google
post advertisements on websites that are commonly miskeyed,
and then they sit back and rake in millions
banking on the fact that you're visiting something like gmale.com
or mikerowesoft.com.
(Laughter)
It just seems kind of silly, doesn't it?
How about this?
On February 28, an engineer at Amazon
made a similar, seemingly small key error.
Only I say seemingly small
because this one little typo on Amazon's supercode
produced a massive internet slowdown
that cost the company over 160 million dollars
in the span of just four hours.
But this is actually really scary.
You see, recently, an employee at the New England Compound,
which is a pharmaceutical manufacturer,
didn't clean a lab properly
and now 76 people have died
and 700 more have contracted meningitis.
I mean, these examples are crazy, right?
When did we come to live in a world where these types of typos,
common errors, this do-your-best attitude or just good enough was acceptable?
At some point, we've stopped valuing perfection,
and now, these are the type of results that we get.
You see, I think that we should all seek perfection,
all the time,
and I think we need to get to it quick.
You see, I run a training facility
where I'm responsible for the education of professional delivery drivers,
and in my line of work,
we have a unique understanding of the cost of failure,
the cost of just 99 percent,
because in the world of professional driving,
just 99 percent of the job means somebody dies.
Look, a hundred people die every day
due to vehicular crashes.
Think about that for a second.
That's like the equivalent of four commercial airliners
crashing every week,
yet we still can't convince ourselves to pay perfect attention behind the wheel.
So I teach my drivers to value perfection.
It's why I have them memorize
our 131-word defensive driving program
perfectly,
and then I have them rewrite it.
One wrong word, one misspelled word, one missing comma, it's a failed test.
It's why I do uniform inspections daily.
Undershirts are white or brown only,
shoes are black or brown polished leather
and frankly, don't come to my class wrinkled and expect me to let you stay.
It's why I insist that my drivers are on time.
Don't be late, not to class, not to break, not to lunch.
When you're supposed to be somewhere, be there.
You see, I do this so that my students understand
that when I'm training them to drive a car and I say,
"Clear every intersection,"
they understand that I mean every traffic signal, every cross street,
every side street, every parking lot, every dirt road, every crosswalk,
every intersection without fail.
Now, new students will often ask me
why my class is so difficult, strict, or uniform,
and the answer is simple.
You see, perfectionism is an attitude developed in the small things
and then applied to the larger job.
So basically, if you can't get the little things right,
you're going to fail when it counts,
and when you're driving a car, it counts.
A car traveling at 55 miles an hour
covers the length of an American football field
in just under four and a half seconds,
but just so happens to be the same amount of time
it takes the average person to check a text message.
So I don't allow my drivers to lose focus,
and I don't accept anything less than perfection out of them.
And you know what?
I'm tired of everybody else accepting 99 percent as good enough.
I mean, being less than perfect has real consequences, doesn't it?
Think about it.
If the makers of our credit cards were only 99.9 percent effective,
there would be over a million cards in circulation today
that had the wrong information on the magnetic strip on the back.
Or, if the Webster's Dictionary was only 99.9 percent accurate,
it would have 470 misspelled words in it.
How about this?
If our doctors were only 99.9 percent correct,
then every year, 4,453,000 prescriptions would be written incorrectly,
and probably even scarier,
11 newborns would be given to the wrong parents every day
in the United States.
(Laughter)
And those are just the odds, thank you.
(Laughter)
The reality is that the US government crashed a 1.4-billion-dollar aircraft
because the maintenance crew only did 99 percent of their job.
Someone forgot to check a sensor.
The reality is that 16 people are now dead,
180 have now been injured,
and 34 million cars are being recalled
because the producers of a car airbag produced and distributed a product
that they thought was, you know, good enough.
The reality is that medical errors
are now the third leading cause of death in America.
250,000 people die each year
because somebody who probably thought they were doing their job good enough
messed up.
And you don't believe me?
Well, I can certainly understand why.
You see, it's hard for us to believe anything these days
when less than 50 percent of what news pundits say
is actually grounded in fact.
(Laughter)
So it comes down to this:
trying our best is not good enough.
So how do we change?
We seek perfection
and settle for nothing less.
Now, I know. I need to give you a minute on that,
because I know what you've been told.
It probably goes something like, perfection is impossible for humans,
so therefore, seeking perfection will not only ruin your self-esteem
but it will render you a failure.
But there's the irony.
See, today we're all so afraid of that word failure,
but the truth is, we need to fail.
Failure is a natural stepping stone towards perfection,
but at some point, because we became so afraid of that idea of failure
and so afraid of that idea of perfection,
we dismissed it because of what might happen to our egos when we fall short.
I mean, do you really think that failure's going to ruin you?
Or is that just the easy answer that gets us slow websites,
scary healthcare and dangerous roads?
I mean, are you ready to make perfection the bad guy in all this?
Look, failure and imperfection are basically the same thing.
We all know that imperfection exists all around us.
Nothing and nobody is perfect.
But at some point, because it was too difficult or too painful,
we decided to dismiss our natural ability to deal with failure
and replace it with a lower acceptance level.
And now we're all forced to sit back
and just accept this new norm or good-enough attitude
and the results that come with it.
So even with all that said,
people will still tell me, you know,
"Didn't the medical staff, the maintenance crew, the engineer,
didn't they try their best, and isn't that good enough?"
Well, truthfully, not for me and especially not in these examples.
Yeah, but, you know, trying to be perfect is so stressful, right?
And, you know, Oprah talked about it, universities study it,
I bet your high school counselor even warned you about it.
Stress is bad for us, isn't it?
Well, maybe,
but to say that seeking perfection is too stressful
is like saying that exercise is too exhausting.
In both cases, if you want the results, you've got to endure the pain.
So truthfully, saying that seeking perfection is too stressful
is just an excuse to be lazy.
But here's the really scary part.
Today, doctors, therapists
and the nearly 10-billion- dollar-a-year self-help industry
are all advocating against the idea of perfection
under this guise that somehow not trying to be perfect
will save your self-esteem and protect your ego.
But, see, it's not working,
because the self-help industry today has a higher recidivism rate
because it's more focused on teaching you how to accept being a failure
and lower your acceptance level
than it is about pushing you to be perfect.
See, these doctors, therapists and self-help gurus
are all focused on a symptom and not the illness.
The true illness in our society today is our unwillingness to confront failure.
See, we're more comfortable resting on our efforts
than we are with focusing on our results.
Like at Dublin Jerome High School in Ohio,
where they name 30 percent of a graduating class valedictorian.
I mean, come on, right?
Somebody had the highest GPA.
I guarantee you it wasn't a 72-way tie.
(Laughter)
But, see, we're more comfortable offering up an equal outcome
than we are with confronting the failure, the loser or the underachiever.
And when everybody gets a prize, everybody advances,
or everybody gets a pay raise despite results,
the perfectionist in all of us is left to wonder,
what do I have to do to get better?
How do I raise above the crowd?
And see, if we continue to cultivate this culture,
where nobody fails or nobody is told that they will fail,
then nobody's going to reach their potential, either.
Failure and loss are necessary for success.
It's the acceptance of failure that's not.
Michelangelo is credited with saying that the greatest danger for most of us
is not that our aim is too high and we miss it,
but it's too low and we reach it.
Failure should be a motivating force,
not some type of pathetic excuse to give up.
So I have an idea.
Instead of defining perfectionism as a destructive intolerance for failure,
why don't we try giving it a new definition?
Why don't we try defining perfectionism as a willingness to do what is difficult
to achieve what is right?
You see, then we can agree
that failure is a good thing in our quest for perfection,
and when we seek perfection without fear of failure,
just think about what we can accomplish.
Like NBA superstar Steph Curry:
he hit 77 three-point shots in a row.
Think about that.
The guy was able to accurately deliver a nine-and-a-half inch ball
through an 18-inch rim that's suspended 10 feet in the air
from nearly 24 feet away
almost 80 times without failure.
Or like the computer programmers
at the aerospace giant Lockheed Martin,
who have now written a program
that uses 420,000 lines of near-flawless code
to control every aspect of igniting four million pounds of rocket fuel
and putting a 120-ton spaceship into orbit.
Or maybe like the researchers
at the Children's Mercy Hospital in Kansas City, Missouri,
who have now developed a device
that can complete human genome coding in just 26 hours.
So this device is able to diagnose genetic diseases
in babies and newborns sooner,
giving doctors an opportunity to start treatments earlier
and potentially save the baby's life.
See, that's what happens when we seek perfection.
So maybe we should be more like the professional athlete,
or we should be more like that tireless programmer,
or like that passionate researcher.
Then we could stop fearing failure
and we could stop living in a world filled with the consequences
of good enough.
Thank you.
(Applause)
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Varus: As We Fall [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO] | League of Legends Music - Duration: 3:34.
Tell me where do I go
Tell me where do I take us
Your heart is starting to slow
May the water be safer
As I dive in
Blood stains washing underneath the waves
As we fall, as we fall
I'll be reaching out to keep you safe
As we fall, as we fall
I can't hold on much longer
We're drifting down to the other side
Tried to pull us under
Keep holding out for the other side
Tell me where do I go
Tell me where do I take us
Tell me where do I go
Tell me where do I take us
Your heart is starting to slow
May the water be safer
As I dive in
Tell me where do I go
Tell me where do I take us
Tell me where do I go
Tell me where do I take us
Your heart is starting to slow
May the water be safer
As we fall
I can't hold on much longer
We're drifting down to the other side
Tried to pull us under
Keep holding out for the other side
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Cost saving Strategies In A Small California Beach House - Duration: 2:43.
COST-SAVING STRATEGIES IN A SMALL CALIFORNIA BEACH HOUSE
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The Sark Football Team and Hovercraft Enthusiasm: Citation Needed 7x02 - Duration: 15:59.
This is the Technical Difficulties, we're playing Citation Needed.
Joining me today, he reads books y'know, it's Chris Joel.
Hello.
Everybody's favourite Gary Brannan, Gary Brannan.
♪ I'm in the old-fashioned bustle my grandmother wore! ♪
He is, you know.
And the bounciest man on the internet, Matt Gray.
Willkommen, YouTube!
In front of me, I've got an article from Wikipedia, and these folks can't see it.
Every fact they get right is a point and a ding
and there's a special prize for particularly good answers, which is…
And today, we are talking about the Sark football team.
Okay. Island off Jersey!
Yeah, have a point.
Have a point for that straight away.
- Do they play football? - Is it about their... aagh!
Yeah, but American football.
On a boat in Greenwich.
- What? - What?
Cutty Sark...
No?
Already?
Shall I leave?
Yes.
Yes, Sark is part of the Bailiwick of Guernsey.
Okay, fair enough.
What are the Channel Islands?
Let's start really, really far out.
Are they... some islands... in the English Channel, Tom?
Yeah, you're not getting a point for that.
- What? - What?
You're not getting a point when I gave you the title!
I don't understand the question, then.
There's something special about, sort of, how they…
Oh, are you asking me what they're called?
Oh, Jesus f***.
There's one called Jersey, there's one called Guernsey,
- Go on. - ...and there's one called St Helen's?
No.
- No. - St Helen's is near Wigan!
You're thinking of St Helena, and that's on the other side of the planet.
Okay, yes...
Alderney.
Alderney is the other one, yes.
Does one of them have a capital of St Helena of Guernsey?
AUDIENCE MEMBER: Yes!
Yes.
I'm getting something right.
That's my job!
And the thing is, you're wrong, it's Saint Helier.
When you say, "What are the Channel Islands?"
my standard answer is usually, "Occupied France."
Yes, and have a point.
Absolutely, they were the only bit…
Did you just give a point for that?
Well, that's one of the questions I was going to ask.
They were the only bit of the United Kingdom, well, UK territory,
that was actually taken by Germany in the Second World War.
They were invaded in 1940, or '41.
I forget the year.
I wasn't there, why the f*** am I like that? Honestly.
In 1940, but in terms of Britain, what are they?
Crown territory.
Yes.
Have the point, they are a crown dependency,
but they are not part of the United Kingdom.
♪ Tax haven, wider than a mile... ♪
Oh, sorry, I thought you were going for Goldfinger, there.
- Same tune. - They are the same song.
And they are the same people that live there!
Is Sark the one where you don't have any motor vehicles?
Is it still bicycles and horses and carts?
Oh, yes, absolutely right.
Sark is the one where cars are banned.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Gary Brannan General Knowledge Edition.
The, "Gary's mum and dad have been on holiday to the Channel Islands," edition,
and I sat through the photos.
I need some slides...
So was that just, "And this is not a car, and this is not a car, and this is not a car...
"This looks like a car, but in the back...
"very large hamster wheel."
"This looks like a car."
Pull up the bonnet: horse.
Miniature horse?
Yes.
Oh, cracking, want one.
Isn't Sark one where it is technically still run by a lord?
- Feudal. - Feudal, I think it is something like that.
Oh, he's getting all the points today, yes.
He's on home turf here, come on.
Obscure crown territory facts, bring it on.
It was considered the last feudal state in Europe until 2008,
when they reformed it, but yes, that will...
You own the island, therefore you own the people.
Yeah, pretty much.
Oh, please say they had a Communist revolution.
I know they didn't but, you know?
- The horses. - A horsey uprising!
'The Reform', it's referred to...
That sounds more ominous than it ought t'be, really, doesn't it?
'The Reform.'
It is all capitalised.
And if you didn't like the idea, would that be Sark snark?
Jesus.
Yes?
No, it's sark-asm.
When you're negative about it.
Oh, guys, that deserved more, sark-asm, it really did.
There are a lot of old laws still in place.
They didn't have divorce until 2003.
Was it separation of bed and table?
I don't know what that is.
That is the way you could organise a form of divorce pre-divorce being allowed.
You were allowed to live apart by the church courts.
Mensa et thoro.
Oh yeah, come on, it's all in here somewhere!
I mean, I'm...
Because you've just basically told me the entire first paragraph of a completely different
Wikipedia article I haven't loaded.
So, yes.
Third time in three shows, by the way.
But how can you now get divorced on Sark?
You can murder the other person.
Not technically a divorce.
I reckon that was always an option, you know, mate.
Oh! Leave. Get divorced, come back.
Yes.
You can now get divorced in Guernsey and come back to Sark.
"Those liberal Guernsey b******s," they probably think.
Having been out on islands like that,
when I was on holidays a few years ago I went out to one of the Hebridean islands.
I went to Coll, which is a similar kind of thing, very small island.
They have a very slightly larger neighbour, Tiree, who they see as being stuck up,
because A, they have the Co-op, and B, they have the policeman.
And what happens is when the policeman gets on the boat to come over,
they phone up the island, and everyone hides their non-registered cars and stuff
until the policeman has left.
And now you've just ratted all of them out.
Yeah! Get over there, policeman from Tiree, come on!
But by the time he's got there, they'll have hidden them again.
Hidden the cars, yes.
Somewhere on that island, the phone's just...
"Oh, we said not to tell anyone!"
"Gary, we told you...!"
We briefly mentioned the economy, what is Sark's economy driven by?
Horses!
Sarcasm.
Tourism.
Yes, and you also said that earlier, financial services.
Eh, kids?
It has... a low amount of tax, let's say that.
How long do you have to live there?
It's got to be over a number of years, probably.
I'm guessing owning a tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny fraction of a bit of land counts as living there.
Three months in a tax year.
Okay, fair enough.
If you're there for 91 days, you're good.
You're a resident,
you get their tax laws if you want them.
Don't do this, I'm really crap at tax stuff.
Do they have to be...
I'm rapidly figuring out if I can do this,
the answer is almost certainly no, but I'm thick as mince.
Don't let me near this.
Just a sec.
This means all your tax savings could be spent on getting a hovercraft there,
and then you could get a hovercraft there,
and that would be fun, because it's a hovercraft.
It is quite a long way away.
Tom, Tom, Tom, please can I have a go on a hovercraft?
What we're saying is we all want a go on a hovercraft.
And I think I can arrange that, but...
Ooh!
Smash cut to...
I'm more worried about Matt's tax advice system here, which is
- "Yes, we can save you money for a hovercraft." - Hovercraft, hovercraft, hovercraft.
Like, it's not the worst tax advice I've ever heard, but…
If we did, we could do a show on a hovercraft, it would be 'on air', because it's…
It's a golf clap. It's a golf clap.
It's a good four.
I'm not biscuiting that.
The legal system on Sark also has something called...
er, I'm going to try and pronounce French again here, which is never great.
Oh great.
The Clameur de haro.
Clammy arrows?
Is that along the lines of the hue and cry for a criminal, or something like that?
Oh, it's connected to hue and cry.
I'll absolutely give you a point for that.
Yes, for apprehending a felon, or something like that, no?
Ah, not in this case, but what is the hue and cry?
Hue and cry is an ancient thing where in a community
you would be responsible for raising the hue and cry if someone had committed a crime
and was passing through your community.
It's, "All pile on," basically, in a legal term.
Right, so it's like the law,
but on a small island where the law operates like American football.
This is not on Sark.
I should point out for a hue and cry,
all able-bodied men, upon hearing the shouts, were obliged to assist.
Oh, that sounds like so much fun.
This is the hue and cry, though, this is not Clameur de haro.
A-r-r-o-w?
No, h-a-r-o.
Oh.
This is kind of the opposite.
This is not going to catch someone, this is to stop someone.
Ignore someone.
I was going to say, professionally ignoring crimes.
Wait, tax haven!
"Hovercraft, what hovercraft?"
"It's disguised as a barn, officer!"
No, it's disguised as a load of money.
Is that a formal way of saying,
"Geroff my land!"?
Yeah, go on.
It's not, "Get off my land," but yes, it is a formal Thing that you Do.
This is annoying me, because I half know this.
It's some kind of judicial process where
you effectively bring someone in front of the king
to adjudge on a land case or something like that, isn't it?
It is, it's a very specific process.
The procedure is performed on one's knees.
Steady everyone.
Before at least two witnesses,
in the presence of the wrongdoer,
and in the location of the offence.
All right?
The Criant, the person complaining,
with his hand in the air must call out,
"Hear me, hear me, hear me.
"Come to my aid, my prince, for someone does me wrong."
- Yes. - That's a hell of a safe word.
Try speaking that through the orange, yeah!
Followed by reciting what well-known thing in French?
Lord's prayer.
Yes, absolutely right.
It's been done recently, this.
- Yes it has. - This is why I've heard of it,
it's because it's in some kind of land dispute,
and it's something like a hedge or a garage or something like that,
and the guy is basically on the verge of losing the case,
and as one final, basically, legal dick move just dropped to his knees and did that.
And everyone went, "Oh, s***, that's still enforced."
That kind of thing.
What happens after the Lord's prayer is recited?
What does the person they are challenging need to do?
Based on what's already gone before, presumably adopt a backwards crab position,
walk in a circle on a full moon,
but any other time of the year, you have to go completely rectilinear,
and shout something, yeah, let's go with Latin.
It is significantly simpler than that.
Most things are!
There are people in this room with doctoral theses that were easier to complete than that.
Do they just go, "Right"?
Yes, that's basically it.
They just have to stop what they're doing.
Regardless of whether they are legally entitled to do it or not,
if that is used they have to stop and it goes to adjudication.
Wouldn't you if someone got on their knees and did all of that?
Yes, to be fair, yes.
Yeah, but only to watch!
As the bulldozer rumbled towards them, yes.
And if you call without a valid reason, you pay a fine.
If you call and, er...
How much is the fine?
I'm going to say this, is it one that's been set a long time ago?
Yeah, two guineas!
It's either ludicrously cheap, or ludicrously expensive.
It doesn't actually say.
It just says, "a penalty".
Oh.
You just have to take a free kick.
Hang on, didn't we start on the football team, like, 20 minutes ago?
Yes.
Where I was going to bring this back to in a little while,
but we got onto the legal system of Sark at some point, so.
Hold your horses!
Yes!
Thank you.
What, they have to take a set of penalties, and it's best of six or something?
Yes, I'm going to pass it to you.
Every time the other team scores, the entire Sark team does that.
Well, that would be quite difficult.
What's the population of Sark, roughly?
Don't forget some of them are only there 91 days of the year.
Well this is what I'm trying to factor in here.
Though they probably send the butler to play for them.
I was going to say something like 150, but when you count actual residents,
if it's so easy, it could be in the thousands.
It's about 600 people.
So, as you can imagine, the Sark football team does not have a lot of people who are
highly qualified to play football.
- Correct. - Are any of them horses?
The Sark football team are all human.
Starting at base principles here.
Who do they play against?
Other football teams.
Yes.
I'm not giving you a point for that.
(F*** you!)
Oh, is it the Channel League?
Anyone who wants to come over and play them.
Hang on a minute.
Hang on chaps, do we know seven other people?
I'm getting an idea here.
Yes, same.
Hovercraft?
From what I've heard of this team, do we need another 11-minus-4 people?
Ah, good idea.
You're absolutely right, I'm going to give you a point for islands as well,
because their international matches were in 2003.
There's four of them listed here.
They've done international matches?
Against Gibraltar, the Isle of Wight, Greenland, and a place...
I'm going to mispronounce the vowel in this, called Frøya.
Frozen yoghurt?
That's 'froyo'...!
They lost 2-1!
They lost to Sorbet United.
Absolutely done over by Yop, yeah.
So they had these four matches in 2003.
How did they do?
All conclusive losses.
Yes.
Boom.
How conclusive?
Very.
Yes, I'm going to...
Like, double digits.
Yes.
Was it because Gibraltar are a full nation now?
So Gibraltar must have pasted at least 20, or something like that.
19-0, I'll give you a point for that.
It was 20-0 against the Isle of Wight.
20!
Full FIFA member, Isle of Wight, love it.
Greenland, 16-0 against Sark.
Frøya, 15-0 against Sark.
They still tried!
Lads...
"No, no, we're going to do it today."
They still turned up.
Which is more than the England side do(!)
Lads, we could do this.
I'm sorry, we could be the first team to go over and get beaten by Sark.
Yes!
Yeah. Goes on the list.
- Yep. - We would get in all of the Sark papers(!)
- We would. - We would.
Dibs on goal.
Oh, no, I'm ex-keeper.
- Yeah, Gary is, actually... - I don't care, I called dibs first.
Well, that's fair.
For one thing, we don't want an ex-keeper.
We want somebody who's not going to bother in goal so they win!
Pull me up front!
To be fair, that is how it also works in the England team.
"Dibs keeper"!
Right, I'll book the hovercraft.
We can, no, I am genuinely up for this s***.
I will do this.
Put it on the list.
I would love to have that, as the first team to lose profe...
We're not from an island, that's the only problem.
We'll go and stand on that one in Peasholm Park,
put up a flag, take a picture and...
Oh, yeah!
Do you have a phone number for...
Sark?
I reckon they have more than one phone, you know?
Shall we ring them now?
"Lads, lads, the phone's ringing!"
Entire town.
"Yes?!"
What happens is, he takes the message,
sounds a bugle for the lord to come down and be read the proclamation.
"Hue and cry! The mainland have challenged us to football."
"A duel of footer, you say?"
He says, in his big chair in his hall, as I imagine he still has.
Shall I ring Sark now?
- Yes! - Yes.
- Do it. - There's no signal, there's no signal.
It's a genuine thing, right?
You've been playing good people, it hasn't worked out.
We're s***, right?
And we know we are!
Yeah! ♪ We're... ♪
We're Peasholm Park United, take it on.
And on that, congratulations, Gary, you win the show.
Whoo-ah!
You win a bright orange thing for a large mustelid to bounce on in isolation.
It's a tangerine wolverine quarantine trampoline.
So, do enjoy that.
With that, we say thank you to Chris Joel.
Oh! Yeah.
To Gary Brannan.
To Matt Gray.
Good-bye-bye YouTube.
I've been Tom Scott, we'll see you next time.
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