What's up, guys? What are you up to? Welcome to MANDELVSFOOD season 2.
This season is gonna rock. I'm tellin' ya. [ TakeThat69: it's gonna be shit as the previous one ]
Did you miss me? I didn't either.
Joking. I love you as if I gave birth to you from the top of my d...
The first challenge for this season is gonna be pad thai.
It's the national plate from Thailand. It's very tasty. I love it. It's like sticky noodles.
I don't know how many I can eat. If this one weights 10.5 oz... then about ten.
But this pad thai... it's just ok. Where could I eat a really good pad thai?
Oh, I've got it!
- Hey! What's up, dude? - What's up?
- How are you? - I'm doin' fine, dude.
- Have you already ordered? - I've already eaten.
- Ok, fucking good! We're in...
- Thailand! I remember they used to make good pad thai here. Garson!
- The woman didn't shock. She must think it's for all my friends.
- I totally lost it. - I think you're gonna fail this challenge.
- Me too, to be honest. - More than 5... actually, more than 2 is crazy to me.
- If they weighted 1.1 lb, it would be 11 lb in total. How am I gonna eat 11 lb?
- It's true! Why did I order 10 in the end? - You got too confident. It's too crazy. They are pretty filling.
- Do you think I can eat 10 pad thais? Neither I do! Does someone want to bet one dinner in another place?
- Betting a dinner against you is not a good idea. - Always the same. "I don't think you can eat them but I won't bet"
- She doesn't get it, she doesn't get it.
- This is a pad thai: rice noodles, tamarind paste, chili... This one has chicken but I ordered some other with shrimps.
- Hey! I'm watching you. You were clever. A timely retreat is a victory.
- I can eat you too. I wouldn't mind to order a cat pad thai.
- They are not used to bring everything together here.
- The woman can't still believe I'm gonna eat 10. In first place, she don't understand why I ordered 10...
...why there's a bunch of people looking, why I'm waiting and I don't eat already one of these.
- Wait! Did you forget our agreement? [ but you won't finish them... ]
- This is fucking amazing! - What an exageration!
- What must be the pad thai eating record? I see I have one in a million chance.
- You're gonna eat those 10! - Really? Way to go!
- I have to fail sometime. I have spoiled you too much.
- Zeke, what do you think? - I don't think you will eat 10.
- Pizu? - I bet against you.
- Gatshu? - I think you won't.
- Mr. Pixeled Man? - Mr. Pixeled Man thinks you will.
- Stephan? - 10 will be piece of cake.
- Charlie? - Yeah.
- Boja? - 12. - 12?!
- Irene? - You can eat 10!
- In Thailand they use only knife and spoon... I already forgot the name of the cutlery!
- In Thailand... (Take 2: retard Mandel) spoon and fork.
- They don't use any knives. Am I right?
- They didn't believe it until the last moment. There's cutlery in all the plates!
- 3, 2, 1... BOOM!
- Woah! What a bite! Glad I didn't bet. - OMG. 20 seconds in! The lime too, Mandel!
- What was that? 30 seconds in. - That was pretty sick.
- He could make it in 20 seconds.
- The ice creams! Get me one! No no! I was joking!
- Let's see, man. At McDonald's you eat them in between the burgers.
- People think this is too easy for me.
- He slowed down, but he did the first one in 20 seconds.
- Do you feel strong? - It's gonna be a close one.
- Fuck. This one has wide noodles. - Yep, the ones with shrimps have wide noodles. You made them ran out of noodles.
- Too hot.
- You were the guy who was not invited by the moms of his friends.
- I ate all the cheetos before the birthday started.
[ EVERY PLATE IS DOUBLE AS IT IS COMPACT ]
- The hard part starts now. So far it's been a pleasure.
- This is already amazing. 5 pad thai in 9:30. - It's very good.
- Do you think you will eat the 10? - I don't think so.
- You've already got it. - You see 3 pad thais and I see 6 or 7. They're like small mountains to me.
- Just the tail. - Come on, Mandel. Almost there.
- The bastard is gonna eat them up. He's gonna make it. Very well, sir.
- Come on, come on, almost there.
- Come on, eight! - Go go go!
- If you eat them I think you are a beast. - Someone who never tried a pad thai doesn't know how filling they are.
- Very little to finish. Come on, Mandel!
- How long is he in? - 27:30 minutes.
- Half an hour, Mandel! 30 minutes. 11% left.
- Come on. Go for the last one. - Let's go, Mandel!
- He's having a hard time but there's only less than one pad thai left. He can't even talk.
- Let's see if he can make it. That would be fucking amazing. I'm flipping.
- Go go go! - Mandel, you're almost there. 8% left.
[ I KNEW I WENT UNINTENTIONALLY BEYOND THE POINT OF NO RETURN ]
[ I JUST HOPE THAT THE UNAVOIDABLE THING HAPPENS AFTER FINISHING ]
- Come on! - Go!
- Go, Mandel!
- Mandel, it's almost over! - 40 minutes.
- The last spoonful!
- Come on, The last bite. - That dog is scared.
- Almost, dude! - Almost! He deserves an applause.
[ IF YOU LIKE GORE, WAIT FOR THE CREDITS ]
- 99% - He achivied it indeed.
- The puke improves the video. - That means subscribers.
- It depends a lot on the size. Those pad thais were big.
- Dammit, dude. So close. - But you only left one shrimp!
- Almost. Only one fucking shrimp left. And I can't waste food.
- You didn't say so a while ago.
- Ok, guys. That was the 10 pad thai challenge. Let's go! I will show you some of Thailand.
- So you can see nothing is wasted here.
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