Guys, let me tell you something.
Look how nice this sofa is.
This sofa belongs to a very sassy princess.
Did you guys miss me?
I bet you did.
I'm a very loved person.
Everybody loves Duda, right?
- Of course. - But guys,
I have 2 things to say.
I went to the dentist... when...
...friday! I went to the dentist last friday,
I got my teeth cleaned up,
then,
There's some weird stuff behind my up teeth here, dude...
Since last friday I'm licking this part of my teeth here...
That's so sassy, dude.
Yumm!
And the other thing I wanna say, guys
Let's see if you agree with me:
How you buy a phone...
*stares at Duda*
That is waterproof...
But you never put it in the water!?
No way, dude!
What if it damages the phone??
I asked Duda:
"Duda shall we record a vlog putting your phone into water??"
*I see panic in Duda's eyes*
Daily Vlog
Episode 10:
Duda's Private Party!
Duda, What am I doing here?
You're hanging at my place.
Why?
Because you love me.
Duda texted me yesterday:
"Hey! Come to my house!"
Then me: "oh, what you'll do there?"
Then she said: "Oh I'll just clean the house."
Oh yea dude! That's right!
Oh sh... cleaning the house...
I just had some lunch guys!
Look,
I just had lunch,
And it's...
*3:26 p.m.*
You guys can see how this cousin love works.
Your cousin invites you to clean the house together.
Yea dude!
While I clean the dust you make sure everything's neat.
or another suggestion,
While you clean the whole house...
I vlog you suffering to post it online.
Yea I know it's going to be just like this.
I'm sure you won't get up from this couch.
How am I supposed to get up from this sweet couch?
This thing right here, look
It can move foward.
- What thing? This thing? - Yep.
What you mean "it move foward"?
- You can move it foward. - Wait, hold on.
Look how rude I am, using shoes in a couch.
I think you're lost.
- Like this? - Yea.
- ohhh... - That's it.
So you can stay like this?
You just found a really cool way to lay on a couch.
Like this?
Duda, I'll never get up from this couch again.
Hey guys! Did you miss my person here?
I'm back.
I don't know what to say on a vlog.
Well, you can say anything.
Anything.
You can talk about your life,
You can tell the viewers about your day.
What did you do today?
oh.
err....
...nothing.
But here's the thing:
You're not supposed to look at the camera's screen,
You need to look at the camera lense,
Sou you'll be looking into the viewers's eyes.
got it.
Yes, that's exactly what I'm talking about.
How was my day:
I got out of bed,
Because, this thing here,
Was arriving here,
What time was it?
I think it was like, 1:30 p.m.
Got out of the bed at 1:30 p.m.
Said to myself: "gotta do something productive about my life now"
She picked up her favorite cousin on the subway.
- Yep. I picked him up. *Duda still looking at the camera's screen*
We came back, talked a little, had some lunch,
Now we're like this.
We're just like this.
Now Duda needs to clean the whole house...
Yep now I have to...
LIER! I don't need to clean the WHOLE house!
Are you insane??
oh guys!
People do know which room is this.
We already recorded some videos here.
Yes! That's true guys!
Don't you remember?
Let me help you:
There's this painting...
me... *jumpscare*
couch...
There's a door there...
and here's Túlio...
Wait, hold on dude!
Túlio with his legs all wide open!!!
The videos we recorded...
The camera was in this position.
We recorded Dynamite on this room.
yep.
I was the last coach.
And I was the second girl...
I only knew the last coach's moves.
It was the same as the first guy, but I like the last better.
Do you remember the whole song?
...no.
- What's next? - Then we stop and...
And then we do something like...
And then...
And a spin.
And there was this move,
The girls does something like this...
uh?
And then the guys does something like this.
Then we stop and we move back,
Then we do this again,
Then we continue doing like...
then...
Then it was this move, right?
yep.
Then this way...
This way...
this way...
What else? That's it, right?
That's the whole song because we can only remember these moves.
*Duda singing brazilian song*
"A kiss for the good people..."
"A kiss for tranny ladies!"
"A kiss for single people,"
"A kiss for feminine boys,"
"A big kiss for my...."
I missed the lyrics!
"A kiss for who's far away..."
"A kiss for nearby people,"
"A big kiss for my angel,"
"A kiss for tranny ladies!"
Wonderful, Duda!
*Duda singing another brazilian song* - "Your love just caught me..."
"Hit me so hard that just KO'd me..."
A very nice angle of the flowers...
With you sweeping the floor behind them.
Look, I just cut my lips.
How did you do that?
I pulled out the skin.
*Túlio's suffering af*
Dude you can't say that!
Ow... ow... afl...
Is "afliceta" we say? You know afliceta?
You never heard this therm "afliceta"? *alternate meme way of saying 'Affliction'*
Is affliction, dude.
You say "afliceta".
No! If something happens you say:
"ow! Affliction!"
Afliceta.
*Duda's death stare*
While I'm having fun
Running with the doggie,
Let's water the plants.
let's water the plants.
That's it.
Is the best part.
Can you do that cool thing?
What?
With your finger.
- ...what? - Put your finger in the rose.
That's it!
*doorbell rings*
That's so fun.
Luisa just arrived.
Do you know what this part of your house remembers me?
*Internal joke of me and Duda*
- Look who arrived. - Hey vlog.
You know what's also funny?
Recording all those places,
It seems like we are even in a farm, right?
They used to have some chickes here too,
So that time I came to spend the night here,
We were awakened by the chickens.
It was lots of fun, Duda.
THIS WAS FUN TO HIM WHEN HE WAS LIKE,
SPENDING SOME DAYS HERE,
NOW WE THAT ACTUALLY LIVED HERE,
WE WERE ALWAYS AWEKENED BY THOSE FREAKIN CHICKENS
IT WAS SOOO GREAT. *Duda's mad af*
I always used to wake up very early.
Right, Duda?
Ow dude... oh no.
This thing is a b*stard.
Is a son of a...
Everyone was like:
"Oh let's sleep early. okay."
... 2 a.m.
So we were supposed to wake up at 1 p.m on the next day,
Túlio always woke up 7 in the morning.
- And this if he didn't wake up at 6:3... - But, no dude...
Shut up! I'm talking!
And this if he didn't wake up at 6:30 a.m.
And turned on the videogame.
But he didn't wake us up.
S...
He used to do better.
- He turned on the videogame... - You see she's clearly lying, right?
SHUT UP DUDE
He turned on the videogame...
- IN MAX VOLUME! - LIER!
Dude ur a lier, no, look.
I never woke up anybody.
I could just woke up all of you.
I never woke up them,
And then I used to let the TV's volume very shhh....
*Look at Duda's face again*
I'll share a nostalgic moment with you now.
I used to play,
In this room with Duda and Pabline when we were kids.
Look at this, guys. Very nostalgic.
There's still a bunch of stuff here,
Those chairs are still here,
That old chalkboard...
There's a very creepy Jimmy Five over there... *a classic character from a Brazilian comic book*
This is yours, right Túlio?
Yep, that's mine.
Hiii!
Look who's here!
I'm heeere,
You almost saw my game cards.
Let me show to the viewers my cards...
Oh wait, Túlio's playing.
Guys, all these doggies...
All of these,
Are sons of this gorgeous here.
- Hii... - How many doggies, gorgeous?
There are 7 here, look:
Bob, Marley, Bidu...
Dudu...
Dominique, Mila...
and Pretinha.
Seven.
Taking care of 7 babies.
And Luisa is right there.
Hey Daily Vlog.
Hi Daily Vlog!
Y'all are so cute! <3 <3
Aww so cute!
Look that cute one guys.
Look at this doggie, guys.
Who's Bob and who's Marley?
Bob is the little one.
Marley is this... kangaroo here.
This very cute kangaroo.
- What you gonna cook for us? - Brigadeiro!!!
A very delicious fat food <3 *brigadeiro is a traditional brazilian sweet*
Delicious fat food <3 <3
We already had some french fries,
That Duda cooked for us, or almost... right?
We also had some nuggets,
Now we gonna eat what what what??
- Geez we are only getting fatter. - Brigadeiro. <3
Getting fat, but today we can.
- We can do that on weekends! - I've gained 30kg already.
- It's saturday, we are allowed to. - Where's Duda?
Sassy brigadeiro made by our gorgeous Auntie Bi (Pabline)
Everyone will wait to eat now, so that no one can have bellyache after.
Ow Pabline but this brigadeiro here...
It doesn't seem he wants to wait to be eaten.
It looks very creamy.
Is the bellyache after brigadeiro worth it?
I think it is.
I think is worth it as well.
ow my teeth.
ow.
Ouch.
*The most disgusting scene you will see today.*
OUCH MY TEETH...
OW SH*T
My teeth, sh*t!
Duda is also suffering a little bit.
*Look all the pain in Duda's eyes*
It's so hot!
Dude the texture is the same as bubblegum! (?)
Ow so yummy!
Guys look,
So you get hungry while we eat, ok?
What's going on here.
We're having...
*Túlio gets a full spoon of brigadeiro* - Oh geez!
A very sociable night, eating a...
Very sassy.
- Eating a delicious brigadeiro with gum texture. - so delicious.
Then,
Who came up with this stupid potassium thing?
- No! Let me explain it! - It was Luisa!
I was getting some cookies to eat...
- To eat with brigadeiro... - No dude it started with Luisa's mom!
This whole potassium story.
- No, Duda. - Yes it was!
He's explaining the doggie theory first. Breathe, girl.
But he's saying...
*Duda and Pabline starts arguing*
But he was talking about potassiu...
WE CAN TALK ABOUT POTASSIUM SHIT LATER DUDA
So I went getting some cookies,
But Duda said: "What is this thing??"
It were just some cookies.
Then Gabi asked if I was eating doggie cookies,
Because I was giving the dogs some doggy cookies before,
Then Túlio came with his Doggie Theory.
Please, Túlio.
Your Doggie Theory.
...your Doggie Theory, dude!
So, what happened, right. *everyone's confused af*
...then I said to the girls,
What I thought about.
What was on my mind this whole time.
Every pet owner,
Once in their lives stopped to think:
How does my pet's food taste like?
I haven't.
To know if it has some good quality, right.
Yes, to know about the qua...
No! Wait, no, no! *The girls are dying in the background*
- It's not even about the good quality! - Who never did that, right?
Is only about the taste: "is it yummy my pet's food?"
So people get some pet's food,
Feel the texture, smells it a bit,
Lick it a little,
And eat it!
I already done that with my cats and dog's food.
- I already done that too. *Gabi's shocked now*
- Look at this! - Just to see if it was good!
And it tastes like nothing!
The standart dog food tastes like dye,
Now the dog cookies tastes like nothing.
lol, dye.
yep.
Now let's talk about the potassium story.
Tell them about potassium.
How this story started.
You just didn't do this dude, oh no.
What happened?
She just dipped the salt cookie into brigadeiro!
But it tastes so good!
I'm doing this too!
Mixing salty and sweet is so good!
Ohh I love to do that!
See!
I want some.
ANYWAYS! *Duda seems pissed*
No! Don't do that!
No! Don't dip this thing in the brigad...
NOOOO
*Too late Duda*
Wasn't I supposed to do that?
- nooo.... - HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOU
Happy birth...
gimme that.
Actually you're supposed to put it on your spoon.
...anyways.
- Humm so yummy. *zoom at Duda's face 666X intensifies*
So instead of typing normal laughing,
We were just typing "potassium"
Because potassium on 'periody table'...
...periodic.
Periody.
Is letter 'k'. *K is the letter brazilians use to laugh online*
- 'Periody table' lol. - So potassium turns into a lot of "kkk".
*THANKS FOR MAKING ME EXPLAIN A SUPER UNFUNNY JOKE FOR OUR NON SPEAKING PORTUGUESE VIEWERS DUDA. SO MUCH FUN.*
So cool, uh?
Well at least it was funny at the beggining, Duda.
Yes.
*This is the sassier scene you'll be seeing all day*
And that was the summary.
Of Duda's private party today.
The night is not over yet, guys!
You'll sleep here tonight, babe!
There will be a sleepove...
Wait who said I'll sleep here tonight?
Me.
Am I going to sleep here tonight, Duda?
*singing brazilian kiddie songs*
... whoever stand still will be getting...
A HUGE SLAP! *Pabline got lost of control*
Enough! Enough!
I don't know any of thi...
look!
I'm just vlogging here!
- I don't know... - Túlio didn't have a childhood.
I didn't have a childhood!
Not a childhood with those creepy songs!
Continuing the night,
With a match of 'buraco' game.
I'm just here vlogging,
because I don't know how to play this.
Look at this gorgeous's cards here.
- How to play 'Truco': - Hum.
- You have to... - What 'Truco' dude? We're playing 'buraco'!
Got it!
We need to start first with the name of the game, right Duda?
How do you play 'buraco':
You need to do some pairs.
*Now comes a series of boring explanations that no one wants to know about*
...it's dirty.
Got it?
Did you understand, guys?
About the rules?
Look I'm still...
...a bit confused.
75.
Done.
Gimme those.
Finishing this day,
With a sleepover here.
Someone won't last two minutes.
Look the pants Duda borrowed me.
This doesn't even fit in one leg.
*Luisa singing* - Good Morning! Good Morning!
Good morning, Good morning,
For you, for you...
...and you.
That's a lie, dude!
Did I cheat on UNO?
You did.
No, how I did that, then?
+4.
No, because he was like...
When we made Túlio drop cards,
We used to make Túlio drop cards all the time,
Only to mess him up.
Now Duda, here's the thing.
...and Luisa.
As you were the queen of this video,
You need to find a way to end this vlog.
Oh sh*t.
Now we gonna play some UNO.
We can finish it with UNO.
We'll finish with UNO.
Let's end this...
sassy vlog with a match of UNO.
Right?
I'm beating this two gorgeous here.
oh...
- Right, Duda? - Only on his dreams.
I know you have it.
Right! She'll do it for sure.
Waa what you think you're...
- What you think you're doing, miss? - Wooo!
What ya lady think is doing, uh?
- Miss Lady Princess Duda. - 2, 4, 6... Eight!!!
Drop 12 cards!
I want...
Now I can pick a card, right?
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