(Music)
(Music)
(Music)
(Boom)
[King] Okay guys, we're here. Woo yah, I'm so excited.
Yah, woo yah...
[B.J.] (Grunt)
[B.J.] Wow Kemek! I can't believe we got invited to the King's Cabin!
The King! The one! The BIG ONE! The awesome King!
Ya... all that stuff!
Um ya, so uh what do you think?
[Kemek] I mean B.J. I can't believe it but you kind of described it in all those words,
so ya... ya... you kind of described it all...
[B.J.] Uh ya okay... um ya, I just realized that I have to check something in my bag you know,
I think there's something in there I have to check.
[B.J.] (More Grunting)
[B.J.] Oh there you are Mickey!
[Mickey] Weh hey there, heh heh
[Kemek] B.J! B.J! Mickey wasn't invited! Why did you bring him?!
[B.J.] I brought him so he could experience what we're going to experience!
[Mickey] (Stupid Laughing)
[Kemek] Well fine uh, whatever. Even if he's not invited we can still probably have the
exact same amount of fun as we... would anyways without him.
[B.J.] (Sigh)
[B.J.] Do you not want Mickey along?!
He's my best friend, okay?! So stop complaining he's my best friend! He might look a bit
strange but he's still my friend!
[Mickey] (Hiccup)
[Kemek] Uh... okay then, let's just go...
(Music)
(Sudden Stop)
[B.J.] Oh come on Kemek! Why'd you have to bring your stupid Guinea Pig along?!
[Kemek] Uh, B.J. I have a question for you. Why'd you have to bring your stupid Mickey Mouse along?!
[Mickey] Weh heh heh heh
[King] Uh boys, c-come over here!
[B.J.] Uh that sounds like the King uh...
we'd better go...
Uh Mickey uh can you get rid of that thing?
[King] Ok boys, It's time to go over the rules of the Cabin!
[B.J.] Rules? I hate rules!
[King] Nobody cares!!!!!
Rule number one!
This is my Sanpellegrino okay? No touchy! Nooo touchy okay! I drink only, you do not drink this!
Rule number two!
This is my secret stash of Doritos.
If you touch it, or open it, you're dead.
You're not coming out of here alive.
I will find you, and I will kill you okay?
You will not escape me if you eat these doritos.
The third and final rule is this, okay?
EXPLORE!
You need to explore this place from top to bottom!
It'll be awesome, it'll keep you away from me, and you'll have lots of fun.
The only rule with exploring is this...
Anytime you find something, you have to report it to me instantly, so I can take a look at it, and either
throw it in the trash, or put it up on my wall of fame, of the cool things that we've found at the Cabin.
[Kemek] What?! Only three rules? Those are the easiest rules in the world!
[B.J.] Ya only three rules?! Aren't there rules about like uninvited people or something?
[King] Heck ya there are rules about uninvited guests!
If you are not invited to the Cabin, you will either go in the burn barrel to suffocate in the smell of the garbage,
or you will be dined upon thousands of mosquitos while they happily suck on you're blood for a long period of time.
The best part is, you get the privilege of deciding you're fate.
[B.J.] Um uh okay then we'll be on our way...
[Kemek] B.J. I told you you shouldn't of brought Mickey along!
Now he could die in a burn barrel or get eaten by thousands of mosquitos!
[B.J.] Ah don't worry so much Kemek! He'll be fine! We can just... hide him or something!
[B.J.] (Sigh)
[Both] (Gasp)
(Epic Music)
[King] This is my Sanpellegrino okay? No touchy!
(Fail Sound)
[B.J.] Mickey what are you doing with that Sanpellegrino?!
[Kemek] That's the King's Sanepllegrino
[Mickey] Heh guh ah guh
[B.J.] Where's he going?
[Mickey] Guh
(Random Guh's)
[B.J.] Mickey what are you-
Oh no Mickey what did you do?!?!?
[Kemek] B.J. quickly over here!
Mickey has been drinking the King's Sanpellegrino the whole time!
[B.J.] Oh no! The King is gonna kill us!
(Heavy Breathing) What can we do what can we do?!
I know! Kemek! Quickly! Grab one of those Sanpellegrino cans!
[Kemek] Uhhh... okay.
(Can Moving)
(Complete Sound)
[B.J.] There! Perfect! I told you it would work!
[Kemek] Uhhh if you say so B.J. but personally it looks like someone
just basically put empty cans of Sanpellegrino in the fridge...
[B.J.] Kemek! Stop denying that my ideas are excellent.
Okay well ah we'd better get out of here because you know if the King sees us lookin at his Sanpellegrino
he might freak. And ah we'd better take Mickey's body too...
(Music)
(Music)
[B.J.] Hey Kemek are you ready for another exciting day at the Cabin?!
[Kemek] What the heck B.J. you scared me!
[Mickey] (Random Sounds)
[B.J.] Uh oh... that sounds like Mickey. Sounds like he's in trouble.
We'd better go check it out. Hopefully he's not drinking any Sanpellegrino though...
[B.J.] Okay Mickey, what's the problem?
[Mickey] (Random Ehs and Ahs)
[Kemek] Woah! Mickey found a message in a bottle! That's so awesome!
[B.J.] Ya I wonder what it says! Let's take it out!
[Kemek] (Grunting)
[Kemek] There we go.
[B.J.] I wanna read it! I wanna read it!
[Kemek] Okay B.J. you ready to read?
[B.J.] Actually Kemek, Why don't we let Mickey read a bit of it?
[Mickey] Eh, Eh, Eh
(Random Sounds)
[B.J.] Uh, actually Mickey uh why don't you go sit over there and I'll read this it might be a bit easier.
[Mickey] Yeu Yeu
[B.J.] Finder of this letter,
I am the princess of King Ale the tenth,
and I am in desperate need of help.
I am here with my loyal night on the island of Bad Luck.
I have forgotten how we got here, but all I know is that we are in danger.
There are monsters on this island that come alive at night, and attack whatever they can find.
We have managed to survive for a couple of days, but please, you must help us!
On the back of this paper, there is a map that shows where all the monsters are located on the island.
But be aware, they won't be in the same spot at night.
Woah! That letter sounds AWESOOOME!!! We got to go to that island to save that girl.
Buy B.J. we don't even know where the island is shouldn't we ask the King?
Fine! We can ask the King, but we're not gonna tell him anything else like there's, there's a GIRL or anything.
I mean, like, didn't the letter say that th- she was like the princess or something, the daughter of the King?
Why didn't the King ever mention that sh- he had a daughter?
I mean like, that's weird!
There's something messed up here th- th- this go- this is gonna be the ultimate mystery Kemek!
Don't you wanna come?! Come on we gotta go!
[Kemek] Heh fine. But we have to at least ask him where Bad Luck Island is cause we have no idea.
[B.J.] Sure let's go ask him right now.
Mr. King Mr. King Mr. Ohhhh...
[King] What? Can't you see that I'm trying to sunbathe in this lonely piece of sun here?
K I have no friends, so I'm trying to just- sunbathe okay? What do you want?
[B.J.] Um ah I was just wondering could you tell me a bit about an island called Bad Luck or something like that.
[King] Oh, Bad Luck Island?
It's a screwed up place, you don't wanna go there.
It's cursed. If you go there you're basically like screwed. You're dead. You'll never come back.
Which would be kind of good for me, because then you'd be gone, and I wouldn't have to deal with you.
But, whatever. I don't want you to go there, because you could die. And you're parents would be worried, okay?
So, you're not gonna go there.
[B.J.] Um, sure thanks, ah, whatever.
but ah, thanks for telling me that, that's all I wanted to know.
[King] Ah you're welcome.
[B.J.] Kemek! Kemek guess what guess what guess what!
[Kemek] Good timing B.J. While you were gone, I was inspecting this map and it appears that those black
dots are the monsters. The good thing is, there's only seven of them!
[B.J.] Well that's cool. But guess what, guess what I figured out where the Island is.
[Kemek] Where is it?
[B.J.] It is DERECTLY across from us. Isn't that awesome?!
[Kemek] Ya it is, um, the only thing is, how are we gonna get there?
[B.J.] Hm. True. Ah we can find a way.
We'll just look around to see if we can find a boat or something.
Hm. How are we ever gonna get to the island?
[Mickey] Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[Kemek] Oh, my, gosh...
(Music)
(Complete Sound)
[Kemek] What how did Mickey get a canoe?!
[B.J.] I told you he's the best friend!
Haa you're so nice Mickey...
[Mickey] (Gurgling)
[Kemek] Whatever. We better start packing if we want to make it to that island.
[Mickey] (Hiccup)
[B.J.] Uhh... Mickey, I think you might wanna, just calm down a bit.
[Mickey] (Faints)
(Music)
[B.J.] Okay, I can't believe it, but we finally got everything we need into the canoe.
Now all we have to do is dismantle the teeeeent...
[Kemek] Wait a minute, where's the tent?!
[Mickey] (Dumb Laughing)
[B.J.] Mickey put that down right now!
[Mickey] UHHHHHHH
[B.J.] NO! No what are you do- NO!
[Mickey] Uhhhh...
[B.J.] Oh...
Oh... okay then I- I guess we don't have to, deal with the tent anymore.
[Mickey] Guh guh
[B.J.] Okay Kemek you ready to go?
[Kemek] Yep!
I'll take the front you take the back!
[B.J.] Okee - Dokee!
I'll just come and sit right here.
(Music)
(Complete Sound)
(Boom)
(Music)
[B.J.] (Grunts)
(Paddle Landing)
[B.J.] Oh my gosh! I can't believe it we've actually made it!
Huh... this is so scary...
Huh... this place... it looks almost deadly!
Huh... oh my goodness...
Okay Kemek! You grab the tent, and Mickey will probably help you okay?
[Kemek] Yep sure B.J!
[B.J.] I'll go tie up the boat.
Okay, that should work!
Good job setting up that tent Kemek!
[Kemek] Thanks a lot B.J!
I'm gonna go check out the locations on the map. I wonder if there's actually monsters here...
[Kemek] Okay you go do that!
[B.J.] Hmm... According to this map... there should be a monster right aboooout... HUH!!!
(Static)
[B.J.] It's a MONSTEEEEERRRR!!!!
(Music)
[Kemek] What a successful day! Huh... I set up the tent, and I built my own clothes line, to dry our clothes.
Huh... the only bad news is, we forgot to bring the tarp for the... tent... uh it doesn't matter!
Actually now that I think about it where's B.J? I haven't seen him in awhile...
B.J. where are yo- huh! B- B.J! why are you hiding underneath the covers B.J!?
[B.J.] Ke-Ke-Kemek it was so scary... huh...
[Kemek] B- B.J. Come out of there and tell me what you're talking about.
[B.J.] It was horrible Kemek! It was terrifying! Huh huh... it was sc- so scary! It was a monster! It was a monster!
[Kemek] Calm down B.J. calm down! It's okay, tell me what happened.
[B.J.] Okay. I went to the point lookin for monsters, and all of a suddenly a monster
was standing there and it was just staring at me.
[Kemek] Huh B.J. it's okay. I think we just need to go to bed for awhile I mean we've had a pretty exciting day.
We went to this island without even telling the King I mean that's pretty exciting!
[B.J.] Yeh ya, ya I think you're right, I think you're right Kemek. We- Why don't we just go to bed
that'd be good. We can look for the princess in the morning right?
[Kemek] That's right B.J. let's go to bed.
[B.J.] Ya... Well good night then Kemek.
[Kemek] Good night B.J.
[B.J.] Hah... Kemek is right... hah... we can just look for the princess tommorow.
Why am I being such a scaredy cat.
Well good night Kemek!
[Kemek] Good night B.J!
[B.J.] Okay, well time to turn of the light.
Good night Mickey! Have a good sleep! And remember, don't be scared, you have a flash light!
[Mickey] Guh guh guuh
(Music)
(Sonic.EXE Laugh)
[B.J.] Ah what the heck is going on ah-
[???] Shut up!
[Princess] So you're here to save me aren't cha?
[B.J.] The princess?! Woah that's so cool! Of course we're here to sa-
[Princess] Shut up!
[B.J.] Oh...
[Princess] There's no time to explain we gotta get out and kill those monsters
that's the only way I can escape this island.
[B.J.] Okay then let's go-
[Princess] Shut up!
[B.J.] Oh...
[Princess] Okay right this way.
They should be right over-
Uh oh...
(Sonic.EXE Laugh)
[Princess] We need to ruuuuuuun!!!
[Mickey] (Much guh, many heh)
[B.J.] Mickey what are you doing?!?!?
[Mickey] (Sprays Monsters with OFF)
(Boom)
[B.J.] Wow
[B.J.] Mickey's actually pretty smart. I just wonder where he got that OFF bottle.
[Princess] Shut up!
[B.J.] Oh...
[Princess] Now we know have to kill all the monsters on the island.
(High Pitched Laugh)
[Princess] (Sprays Monster)
(Boom)
(Music)
[Princess] (Sprays Monster)
(Boom)
(Music)
[Princess] (Sprays Monster)
(Boom)
(Music)
(Complete Sound)
[Princess] Well, It's done. I killed em all.
[B.J.] Uh that's great but what'd you do with the Raid bottle?
[Princess] I threw it in the ocean.
[B.J.] What?! That's littering-
[Princess] Shut up!
[B.J.] Oh...
Well uh, then Mickey why don't you go back to sleeping on you're rock I'm going to bed.
[Mickey] Guh guh guh
[Princess] Hey uh, can I sleep in your tent tonight I'm kind of sick of sleepin in a hole.
[B.J.] Uh sure. Uh ye I guess you can sleep in there.
Well good night!
[Princess] Uh if you don't mind, I'll sleep... right beside you tonight
[B.J.] Shut up!
[Princess] Oh uh okay...
(Complete Sound)
(Music)
(Complete Sound)
(Music)
(Music)
[Kemek] B.J. wake UP!!!
[B.J.] AH! What the heck Kemek!
[Kemek] Heh, guess what B.J? The Princess is in our tent right now! Uh she- she's siting right over there!
[B.J.] Ya I know Kemek uh, I saved her last night basically well, she kind of came in the tent
and she was just like...
she woke me up, and we killed a bunch of monsters an-
Mickey had this OFF bottle and stuff it's a long story.
[Kemek] Se- wh- yo- you killed, then ALL? Last night while I was sleeping?
[B.J.] Yep
[Kemek] Wo- wow. Th- that's awesome.
Well I guess we can go home now! Wuh! We can go home an- take the Princess with us! Woooo!
[B.J.] Yaaay I'm so excited...
[B.J.] Huh. Thankfully, we got everything in the canoe without it falling out.
And, the tent didn't almost get demolished by Mickey!
[Mickey] Guh guh guh
[B.J.] Huh. I'm ready to go. Kemek are you ready to go?
[Kemek] Yep I'm ready to go B.J!
[B.J.] Huh. Now all we need to do is get the princess!
Prrrrriincesss! We're ready to gooo!
Uhhhhh... Princess?
Why are you speaking to a cow?
[Princess] Shut up! It's my royal knight!
[B.J.] Oh...
[Cow] Moo
[B.J.] Umma,th, well then, well we're ready to go! Come on lets go!
[Princess] Mm k
[B.J.] Well, we're off!
Uh Princess, you have to sit down, in a canoe.
[Princess] Shut up! I can do what I wanna.
[Cow] Moo
[B.J.] Umma okay then uh... well lets, just keep paddling...
(Music)
(Complete Sound)
(Music)
[B.J.] (Grunts)
(Boom)
[B.J.] Wuh! We made it!
I can't believe it! We saved the princess, and the King probably didn't notice we were gone ooohhhh.
[King] Um, con- no continue what you were saying. Just continue, I'm listening, continue.
[B.J.] Ummm... ya, I probably have a lot of explaining to do...
[King] Ya you do, ya ya you do have a lot of explaining to do...
[King] So you're telling me, for the past twenty four hours you were gone,
you killed all seven monsters I created to stop the girl from leaving the island,
AND, you also saved my girl, and the cow knight she owns.
[Kemek] Yep that's about right.
[Princess] Daddy it's you! You look the same you look all old and wrinkly!
[Princess] Uh can somebody let me out of here, It's kinda stinky in here.
(Complete Sound)
(Music)
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(Epic Music)
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