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Hello world!
So I'm good at a lot things.
Said no one ever.
Not to brag, but I'm also horrible at lots of things.
Number one: Jumping in video games.
I used to play a decent amount of video games.
In one of my earliest videos, I even talked about some of my favorite games.
Not to mention I was a pro architecture in Sims 2.
Whichever style you want, you name it, I build it.
But when it comes to jumping in video games.
I can keep trying to jump over a small gap for solid 20 minutes and still fail.
If I'm playing dual mode, the person has to jump their character first.
And then help me to jump mine.
Do you know those Lego games by TT games?
Which targeted younger players.
The jumping in those video games.
Perfectly bad at it.
However, I'm 100% capable of jumping in real life though.
Look!
Nailed it.
Number two: Go straight to sleep.
There's no secret that I go to sleep at a quite early time according to modern standard.
And every one was like:
You are the oldest young person I've ever known.
But miner detail, I never go to bed and straight fall asleep.
No. Impossible.
Never happen. Nana.
When I lie in bed, close my eyes and ready to sleep.
I start thinking about everything in life.
Yo. Galaxy is huge. You won't be able to imagine what's out there.
I mean, yeah, I'm already
aN aLiEn AnD tHeSe HuMaNs SiIlL tHiNk I wAs JoKiNg...
But yo, galaxy is huge!
How many elephants can fit in the galaxy?
Wait, how big is galaxy exactly?
Maybe somewhere in galaxy, prefect partner does exist.
May I that thirsty?
When I'm finally done thinking. BOOM! An hour passed.
My masseuse said my head muscle was tight because I don't have quality sleep…
I wonder why?
Number three: Being mean to people.
When I was in middle school.
I spent a month studying at a cram school trying to have good grades.
And go to good high school.
Which by the way indeed helps, but I have no will to experience that again.
I went with one of my classmates from school, we have to settle our seat location.
So we always sit next to each other.
There was a girl who sat in front of me, always have the back of her chair laying on my table.
So whenever she moves, my table will shake or be moved as well.
I talked to her a couple times about it, she will move her chair slightly forward
for 10 minutes and back to the original position.
That bothered me for the entire month.
But whenever I interact with her besides that situation, I always have nice attitude.
My friend was very confused by my action, so one day she asked me:
You dislike her behavior so much, then why do you even treat her nice?
15 years old Ann didn't know how to answer that.
Don't laugh at me!
I was at the self-awareness stage in life, okay!?
After years, I realized it's my nature.
I don't have the ability to be mean to people.
Kill them with kindness.
Yo, this is my new camera! What's good~
You can see me in more HD now?
You can see my pimples and my
AlIeN fAcE...
more clear now, huh?
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