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oh hi my name is Hayden. so today I'm going to review a sex toy
it's called The Satisfier. It looks like this
Ooohh, pink. Like a champagne rose pink kind of color. This part is made out of silicone
it's very very very soft
so today I'm going to review The Satisfier.
A friend of mine. She owns a sex toy shop over at HBC and
she gave me this toy and I thought I'd make a review. Now this isn't my first sex toy
that's I have used, but this is my first sex toy review. So if you're interested and you
end up liking this video. Please press the like button so I know.
so what is this toy you know. Why is everyone's talking about you? Why why?
well, today's review I'm going to talk about the pros and cons of this
in my opinion, I think that if I like this toy, someone else might not. Maybe I don't
like this toy and maybe someone else does but doesn't mean that we're both
wrong or one of us wrong or one of us is right.
I just wish we could all get
along like we used to in middle school
it's just you know maybe this fits my
body. it makes my body feel good, maybe this makes someone
else's body feel great and feel right and all wonderfulness and stuff and
maybe this doesn't do much for someone. it doesn't mean that you know anyone's
wrong. It's just that we have [different bodies] This is all just my opinion, my review.
so when you get the toy, it comes in this box
Satisfier Pro2 next generation
inside there's a manual and there a charger. it's pretty cool because it's
a USB and at the end it looks like this.
it's a magnet if you look at your toy
there is two little silver dots and that's where these connect.
so it's really convenient. BUT I realize that you can't use the toy while it's charging
that kind of sucks sometimes cuz you're using it sometimes it just starts dying
and you're like 'damn it, I'm in the mood'
but you gotta wait five minutes or so
until it gets some power. I don't know why. They should make toys like that
they should make toys like that where you can use it while you're charging.
maybe they do. This one just doesn't.
so I said I used other vibrators before
other toys before and I have and so comparing to those toys that I've used before
this is so much better. this is much stronger. this can vibrate larger
parts, laterger area. It covers a lot of area on your body cuz I think those like
very small vibrators like this bullet is to aim at your clit like this bullet is
meant to be aimed at one place but you know like this is just better for a
larger area of your body. It's very strong. So I turn it on I just have to
press this button and then when I put it
it's very strong. And what's cool about this, is that it's got this concave thing
going on and this concave thing and it kind of vibrates in here too and what it
does is it gives it us suction feeling like
you're sucking on something?
you know like suction that's what suction is so it kind of gives a sensation of
someone sucking on something so It kind of has the sensation of someone sucking
on your body sucking on wherever you put this on your body. Whether it be your
boobs, your nipples. Whether it might be your clit wherever. A good thing the
thing I like about this toy is that it's powerful, it covers a large area and it's
good for me
just me. Not used with a partner. Just me it's good for just me
only me
mine
this toy is mine
it takes me less time than it does with
other toys and what I really also like is that this part is really soft I think
that's really nice and that's what makes it different and another toy that's
very very similar to this which is called like the womanizers or something
but that one I felt it. I've never used the womanizer. I felt it and this place is
really hard. like that's toy... like it hurts you know but this was like really
soft like really really really soft um it's really smooth too - feels like
oh no I'm just feels good um also what I like about this toy is that it doesn't
really look like a sex toy
I mean it's not as phallic. I mean unless you like
place it like this yeah sure it looks like it looks like balls and penis but
yeah it doesn't look like the toy and so I feel like you could carry it around on
a carry-on or you can carry it when you travel because I honestly
like when you look at this you won't think it's a sex toy. Well for me at
least. Like someone might think that this is something like
you check your ears
with you know. Like there's a light that comes on and you just check you ears for
infection or something or someone might think that this is like
I dont know
for your teeth or it might be something like a massager
I think this can actually pass as a massager if you just say it's a massager
so I think if you pack this with your bags like security won't take it away
they won't question, they won't giggle behind their
x-ray machines
so those are the good things that I liked about this toy the
positive things
things I didn't like about this toy is that oh it's really
loud. It is loud and especially when you're using it with a partner I think
that it can be a distraction because while you two are, you know, having sex
like all you hear
throughout the whole time
throughout the whole time you're using this. Sometimes when you're just
busy. Noise fades out but this noise does not fade out like you'll hear
throughout the whole time and so that's one thing I don't I don't like about
this toy. Not only does is this a vibrator that has a
concave [shape] and I think concave shapes tend to echo. When noise echoes it gets louder
and also if you're going to use this between your legs I also think that your
legs in in this position they make a concave shape so the concave shape of
your legs plus the concave shape of this toy. it's gonna make the noise and the
vibrations much much louder. And so there's a difference that you can you can
hear like you can hear the difference when you place this on your body and
when you take it off like the vibration it's like so much more louder.
so it's something I would use for myself but you know if you're feeling kind of too tired
to do everything then I think this is pretty convenient to use on each other
for my body I don't think this is strong enough. To me it's not efficient enough
meaning I don't come fast enough It takes forever and I'm sitting there and
I'm laying there for like five minutes and I'm like oh my gosh It's not working
I'm laying there I feel like for another ten minutes. And like "omg, i'm
so close" but not there yet and then I get like and then I think too much and
I'm just like like oh my god I give up but then I can't give up because I really
started. I'm already like feeling ... it just takes a long time. Though in general
I'm a person I think that it can take quite a while.
maybe
sometimes
ok no no I take that back. No not really I can come just like that too.
I'm using it, you know because it takes me so long, the power dies slowly and so when I might be
really close but then it's dying and I just like lose it there's like oh
another wait another 5-10 minutes for it to recharge so I can use it again and I wish I
could just use it right there while it's charging
so this is my first toy review
I dont know if YT will allow me to put it up. I don't know if it's gonna be age
restricted. I have no idea. This is just a trial.
But if you enjoy
this kind of video, let me know. Like this video so I know then I can maybe you know
review other toys because I think reviewing other toys will give me an
'excuse' to try other toys but also give me an 'excuse' to be more
sexually active It would also give me an excuse to talk more about sex and
sexuality and stuff like that. I think that could be an interesting topic
because everyone, not everyone, a lot of people like to talk about
sex even though they're not talking about their own sexual experience, people
like hearing about other people's sexual experience so this can be, kinda you know
you're like naughty corner it's like listening to someone's [story of] having sex and trying
toys and etc etc and there's not that many like tomboys who I think review toys
I haven't seen many like who constantly review toys like I know a youtuber
who's a trans man who reviews lots of toys but I don't know any non-binary
people or even like butch lesbians, masculine center lesbians, talking about sex toys so
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