Hold up! I look like sh--.
Okay. Literally queen.
Literally, literally, literally, literally, literally,
my life is getting f-ing Ipsy b--!
Today I'm doing an Ipsy unboxing.
It got really f-ed up,
but it's fine.
I haven't opened it yet.
She's sealed. She's ready to go.
I even did the beauty guru thing,
and I crossed out my address. Because, like . . .
poppin!
Oh my god! First: little storytime.
#uberdrivertriedtokillme storytime.
A girl at school called me a "try-hard"
for wearing socks with sandals.
So I sat next to this girl, my friend.
She's a freshman. Whatever.
And she was sitting with this girl who's a senior.
And I sat down and said,
"Did you know that if you hate yourself,
you look better in socks with sandals?"
And the senior was like,
"That's such a 'try-hard' thing to say.
Just wear the fucking socks and sandals.
You don't have to give an explanation."
Like, b--, what the f--?
Like, let me make my meme if I want to.
Anyways . . .
Sorry that I didn't do a f-ing August one.
I'm just a f-up, and a try-hard, I guess.
This is what the bag looks like this month.
By far, my favorite bag that I've ever gotten.
I just like how simple it is.
Like, I would actually use this b--.
She's useful.
Also, another reason why I hate myself,
I'm sorry that I'm not doing a full face of Ipsy.
Ugh. Should I do a full face?
No, dude. I'm gonna film a makeup tutorial after this b--.
Okay. Anyways . . .
I think it's gonna be a pretty good bag this month,
because I see a f-ing Luxie brush.
Y'all know my obsession with Luxie.
This is a Luxie 207 Medium Angled Shading Brush.
I feel like I might just use this for nose contour,
because it's angled.
What would I use this for on my eyes?
I don't know.
I'm excited to have another Luxie brush,
because they're beautiful,
and they just make me feel really bougie.
And I am really bougie, so like . . .
Oooh, damn! You've got Luxie and Pixi, b--.
So it looks like we got a duo . . .
thing.
Beauty Blush Duo and peach honey.
F--, there's tape on it.
Dude. It's so much easier without braces.
I'm dead. I'm dissy.
So it's in their classic spin-off top.
This is what it looks like.
This side, I feel like, would be good as a highlight.
Just swatched this side.
Then we'll swatch the darker side.
Oooh. The darker side is gorgeous.
And then we'll mix the two.
I'm sure you can tell which is which.
I love that darker shade.
I wish I were darker, so I could pull that off.
There's a helicopter going by. Ugh . . .
Bomb as f--, b--.
Literally, let's just touch up my glow.
I'm quaking.
This is a really pretty natural highlight.
I've been getting more into natural highlights,
just because I find them to be less glittery.
But Pixi makes some my favorite . . . as . . .
some of my favorite highlighters.
I'm so hungry.
Dude. When will I stop getting
these f-ing dumba-- Elizabeth Mott shadows?
Honestly. I got a highlighter from them.
It's so small.
Also, it's in this like stupid a-- f-ing ugly f-ing f--.
I'm really hungry.
Okay. It's in the shade "Toasted."
I literally just dug my nail into it,
and I haven't even swatched it yet. Cool.
It's like a dark brown shimmery shade
that I will never use. So . . .
Alrighty. Two more products.
We have these SKINFOOD . . .
Oh they printed the frickin . . .
They printed like the item number on top,
so I don't even know what this is.
Black Sugar Mask?
Why is it like this?
This looks like a f-ing toilet.
It has literally no information on it
It's just an exfoliator.
I probably wouldn't use it as a mask,
because I don't have time for that.
It seems pretty legit. I like the way that it smells.
It's kind of lemon-y.
Dude! I'm so hungry, I can't even focus right now.
What the f--?
Okay. And then, last but not least,
we have this Smashbox Photo Fini . . .
Fini-esh.
Photo Finish Radiance Primer.
Um, I have their purple one.
I don't know what it's called.
B--, I'm excited, dude.
Let's see. Does it make my hand look radiant?
She glows a little bit.
She's right there.
You, like, can't even see her. That's okay.
You know what? I'm excited.
It seems really hydrating and relatively smoothing.
So we gonna get poppin with this.
You're gonna see this in an upcoming tutorial.
Or, the tutorial's already up.
I'll link it right up there.
Chance the Rapper who? Honestly? Like . . .
Uhh! My videos are sh--.
Actually, no. They're the sh--.
Um, yeah. Thank you guys so much
for tuning into my vid.
Um, it's been really fricking lit.
Um. I've started saying "frickin."
No I haven't.
But I refuse to ever say "crap."
"Crap" is a stupid f-ing word.
Hate the word "crap."
It's lame. It's ugly. I hate it.
[yawns]
So, yeah. Thank you guys so much for watching.
Please comment, rate, subscribe, and keep on Ipsy-ing.

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