From being handcuffed next to a couple having sex to getting shot in the arm, the Planet
Dolan crew re-enact even more of the best true stories from our subreddit about awful
first date experiences.
I'm Zaraganba, and today I'll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by xxbaby_girlxx Doopie
Doopie went out to dinner for a first date.
After dinner, they chilled at his house and cuddled.
Eventually, the guy asked, "how kinky are you?" and Doopie said "very."
So the guy told her to shut her eyes and don't be scared of what he's about to do.
He leaves and comes back with handcuffs.
Doopie, now handcuffed to the bed, was getting excited until the guy said, "I just want to
keep you here alone in this room tonight and have sex with my bitch right next to you."
He did exactly that, then told Doopie she could go home after they were done.
Number 9 was submitted by Grgak
Grgak was on a date with a girl who was Mexican.
Prior to the date she told Grgak that her family has ties to Mexican gangs.
That didn't stop Grgak, so he took her out for a movie and Subway.
While Grgak was walking her home he told a joke and she started laughing hysterically,
and yelling "I'm dying, stop it!"
Her brother and dad were outside, and they mistook her laughing for cries of agony.
Grgak then heard lots of things yelled at him in Spanish, and then the girls brother
and father started SHOOTING AT HIM.
Grgak got grazed by a bullet on his left arm, but wasn't seriously hurt.
Somehow, they continued dating after that.
Number 8 was submitted by Ramona
Ramona was invited to a guy's house for dinner.
The food he cooked was great, and everything was going fine, and then they heard a knock
on the door.
Turns out it was his mom and dad.
He then confessed to Ramona that he lived with his parents.
Ramona thought that was no big deal, so she even accepted when he invited her over to
stay the night.
Ramona went to sleep in the guy's room.
But when she woke up, she found herself outside on the sidewalk.
She wasn't sure if it was all a joke, or if the guy's parents just didn't like
her, but she went home and never spoke to the guy again.
Number 7 was submitted by Hellbent
Hellbent's best friend set him up on a blind date with his girlfriend's sister.
The girl showed up 30 mins late, walked over to Hellbent and said, "Why would my sister
set me up with a fat fuck like you?"
She said this loud enough for everyone in the restaurant to hear her.
Hellbent got up and said, "Well I guess I'll be leaving, you have a great evening.
B ye."
When Hellbent got to his car to leave, she ran out, banged on his window and told him
he's her ride home.
He told her "Have fun walking home," and drove off.
Number 6 was submitted by Nixxiom
Nixxiom's first date with his girlfriend was spending the night at his home.
But his weird stepmother just would not leave them alone.
She kept giving them a perverted stare.
Eventually they went to a nearby park to avoid her.
They were making out on a bench when they heard camera shutter noises.
His stepmother had climbed up a pine tree and was taking pictures of them.
They left the park and she followed them in a car.
Nixxiom finally told her to fuck off and she drove home.
After Nixxiom's girlfriend went home, the perverted stepmother kept asking him questions
like, "How was it?
How far did you go?
Will she be back?
What did she taste like?"
Number 5 was submitted by Pringle
Pringle was having a good time on his first date with this girl.
Eventually, she said she needed to go to the bathroom.
After twenty minutes of waiting, Pringle went to check on her, but she was nowhere to be
found.
When Pringle went home, he saw his date on the news.
She was wandering around in the street, hammered to shit, and started asking the reporter where
the Care Bears were.
She told the reporter she was with a guy earlier that was going to "make her a slave in the
Meanie Mines."
She said the Care Bears were the only ones that could save her.
Pringle definitely didn't think he'd done anything bad enough to require Care Bear intervention.
Number 4 was submitted by GhostToast
On GhostToast's first date, he was invited back to a girl's house.
When he got to her house, she mentioned that the house was her husband's, but it was
okay because he was deployed.
"Nope, nope, nope" started running through GhostToast's head.
Over a game of cards, the girl mentions that she's divorcing her husband because he wanted
her to have sex with him while he played video games.
Because of that, she explained she had NO CHOICE but to cheat on him with, in her words,
"at least 6 other guys."
Afterwards, she showed GhostToast her DeviantArt page, where she let people pay to write their
names on different parts of her body.
Number 3 was submitted by Emojie
Emojie went out once with a guy who didn't seem to want to stop touching his groin while
Emojie was driving.
It was one weird date, but Emojie just dropped him off at the end, and texted him the next
day saying it wasn't going to work out.
The guy responded to the rejection by saying that he loved Emojie, and that she had hurt
him emotionally.
He DEMANDED to know if Emojie had "left him for another man."
Emojie blocked his number, so the guy got his friend to start threatening to beat her
with a bat.
Emojie had to get a two-year restraining order because of some guy she went on one date with.
Number 2 was submitted by Pandora
A guy from school asked Pandora out on an early morning hike.
The guy said he had feelings for her, but she turned him down.
The guy responded by asking: "Oh.
Well, who's gonna take care of this?" gesturing to the tent in his pants.
Pandora said: "I ain't taking care of that."
So the guy got up from the bench they were sitting on and went into the bushes.
A few minutes later, he came back and they left the park, never discussing what those
few minutes were for.
He bought her McDonald's, then drove her home and pretty much fell off the face of the planet.
Number one was submitted by me and was the worst first date I ever went on.
in highschool I one day worked up the courage to ask out the prettiest girl in my class
through some miracle in modern science she said yes, which is just amazing
I took her out to KFC, which was my favourite at the time, and is to this day.
and when I tried to order a zinger burger combo for us both, Ninjas Attacked.
Now this is not unusual in my part of Australia, but I think a few of the people were a little
taken back, so I did most of the fighting.
I did my best to make sure no-one else around me got hurt but when I turned around,
the girl I had taken out had recieved a small cut on her arm from one of the ninjas.
she blamed me and we broke up that day, I still think about her sometimes.
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