So lieutenant, are you gonna be waiting there much longer?
What do you mean? What do you want me to do
yeah, I thoguth kind of was you going first you know?
oh yeah? Can I know why?
who do you think should take the lead
Mike, a scrawny soldier who thought he'd have a bunch
of cool war stories to tell his friends, but he'll really just end up with his guts out and a virgin
Or a mighty patriotic lieutenant
A tall, buffed, blonde Monument!
Oh that's actually a good question. Why is everyone here wearing green camo
when I look like Evel Knievel?!
Precisely because you are our leader!
Leader? as far as I know you're our leader!
You're a symbol!
I'm a target!
You have a shield!
Which is literally a target!
Okay, if you just stand there too long it's gonna get worse
I think it would be best if you just charge at them and finish them!
Finish them?! I don't even have a gun!
Why don't you throw your targ...your shield at them?
Let's just say I can throw this shield 50 feet away
What are the odds that I actually hit someone in the middle of the jungle?
can you at least try? We're not brainstorming here, it's that or nothing!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
The horror! The horror!!
Oh relax Mike you've burned down two villages already
Don't get sensitive on me now.
Okay what now? Who's gonna go get the shield back?
Oh, I thought it would just hit him in the head and bounce back into your hands
Really? You really thought that that was gonna happen??
Why do I feel like I'm some part of bizarre sexual fantasy in this war?
No one told me it was gonna be like this!
Oh no? You ended up here after an old German guy
injected your semi naked body with steroids for two months in a dirty New York basement
it wasn't exactly the standard army recruitment process was it now?
What did you think was gonna happen?
He said I was special!
I think if the lieutenantis gonna do something he should do it quick.
It will be dark soon and then we're done
Shut up Mike!
it's no problem, the lieutenant has a night combat system
I have night vision? Well at least there's some kind of advantage
in this whole deal
it's a figure of speech but sure,
you just need to press the button on your helmet
Oh come on guys!!
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