...with the Seahawks *chokes on soda* on the side!
I just choked on my soda, what's wrong with me? XD
I dunno, I mean obviously, I'm gonna keep my account no matter what. I would never ever delete my account.
Like, if I... ever stop making derp edits, like... I would just stop making derp edits and I would keep my account there. But...
I-I would never delete it, 'cause people can just look back on it later.
Carmen says: "I'm on a 'break'."
Um... yeah.
Yeah, I'd do-I'd do the same thing, actually!
I'll just be like: *studying* "Hey, look! A YouTube video I've seen like 10,000,000 times!"
*Watches it for like an hour straight* "Yay-oh. I have work... yeah."
"Coffee is my drug of choice."
It's a good drug, though! Caffeine... um... is addictive, but it's a good drug!
*Looks at soda* I'm pretty sure this has caffeine, too!
It's um... it's a coke.
So... I guess it is a drug.
I don't know where this is going anymore!
We're talking about drugs on my livestream. That's... never ever thought I'd say that!
Actually, the funny thing is: I've never ever had an energy drink.
I've never had Redbull. I've never had Monster.
Again, I'm right here if you need me. :)
Like... I try to help people out as best as I can. Just call me, uh...
Actually! The funny thing is, one of my friends um... in high school... my-one of my literal nicknames was "Incredible Dr. P."
And, the other one... um, in middle school-someone called me "Dr. IQ."
Dr.'s a very popular like, nickname for me, but I don't even want to be a doctor! I faint at the sight of my own blood!
I aspire... to be like Chris Martin.
Literally, Chris Martin is my main inspiration for anything when it comes to music, as well as Adam Young.
Like spiritually, I gotta say that Adam Young (AKA: Owl City) is like, my main inspiration for like...
...you know, spreading the word about God in terms of like, what I'm supposed to do and stuff,
and then also 'cause, a lot like-I even call my [own] music like... a mix between Coldplay and Owl City.
I don't know if you guys have seen like, one of my old videos on my other collaboration channel [Incredibly Loud and Incredibly Short],
but, I literally made a video where I talked about how... Coldplay-now, my songs have the ambience of Coldplay,
but they have like an Owl City beat/melody to it, so it's like a mix of the two.
And... just... I'm heavily inspired by both of them, but mainly Chris... um... is who I'm inspired by in Coldplay.
'Cause obviously, I don't know too much about like...
Will, Jonny, and Guy tend to stay private on purpose and that's a good thing, because they don't want the attention obviously.
They're just like, "Okay Chris, you're the frontman. Go represent us."
And I think that's why everybody pays attention to Chris.
It's not "Everybody Hates Chris," it's "Everybody Loves Chris!" [If you get that reference, I love you.]
I literally will put anyone before myself.
Like... of course God's gonna be all the way up there [where he is anyways LOL],
but then just below him are my family and friends, and then...
everybody el-well, my pets. Gotta put my pets there, too. ;)
Then... middle, everybody else including strangers.
Then, alllll the way down at the very bottom... is me [except after editing this, I realize that Satan actually is below me so nvm].
Just at the very very bottom. On the-literally, touching the ground. "My Feet Are Touching the Ground." [PJ, STOP MAKING COLDPLAY REFERENCES.]
I-everyone's more important than me [except that dude that rhymes with my first name].
I don't know why I feel that way, but I've always felt that way.
Um, but ah, really, if you're atheist, if you're... not religious, that's fine.
I'll still be friends with you. Like, that's your choice! [Mark 12:31]
Everybody has the right to their opinion, and I could really care less about what you [personally] believe in.
"What's your favorite ice cream?"
Chocolate chip cookie dough: Ben and Jerry's!
Definitely, by far.
Um, but I also Dippin' Dots: cookies n' cream
I actually have that in my freezer right now! I was thinking about eating it after this livestream, but I kinda want to save it,
'cause Dippin' Dots are so expensive!
Strawberries, I like in smoothies and stuff, because [I used to] use strawberries in pretty much most of the smoothies at Jamba Juice.
And... um, I think my favorite smoothie at Jamba Juice was the uh...
the "Açaí Super Antioxidant"
Where it's strawberries, blueberries, açaí juice, 2 scoops of raspberry sherbet-how do I remember this? XD
It's been months since I've worked at Jamba Juice!
But then, it's 2 scoops of raspberry sherbet, and then um, what's the b-... no the base is açaí juice [I forgot about the soy milk!]...
and then, what-what's the final thing [besides the soy milk I forgot about]?
Oh yeah! It's the um... it's the zinc antioxidant, and it's SO GOOD.
I'm really craving one right now, actually [and even as I'm editing this..].
I could make it at home though, because I know exactly [what goes in it], but it won't taste the same though, because obviously, Jamba Juice has their own line of sherbets.
I try to be as good as I possibly can!
I mean, I'm not perfect... nobody's-
*starts singing "Nobody's Perfect" by Hannah Montana "Nobody's perfect! I gotta-"
Sorry! Oh my goodness, whydidIdothat?!
Hannah Montana-woo, flashback! Okay, anyway...
えと。。。私は、日本語を話ます。 Eto... watashi wa, nihongo o hanashimasu. ([Um... ] I speak Japanese.)
Not very well, I'm not fluent.
I'm really-I'm trying to maintain Japanese, too. I really am. 'Cause, I really wanna go to Japan one day, and actually test stuff [my Japanese].
Um... but, and a lot of the songs like... opera songs speaking, like, I... sing in Japanese when it comes to opera,
so, that's another reason why I wanna maintain the language. And now, when I listen to like... J-Pop songs,
I know what they're saying sometimes, and it's so cool [SUGOI DESUNE]!
I'm trying to... learn as many languages as I possibly can before I die. [I also know some German, ASL, and Korean.]
*mumbling trying to read the comment* AW, I forgot to wear my [asexual] ring again! Dang it...
I knew I-k, for the last two minutes!
'Cause, I feel like if the-God, dang it, I feel like the broadcast is incomplete without my ace ring.
There we go. THERE WE GO. Now, I feel better. :)
I think I've had these [earrings] since junior year [in high school], so I think two years ago I got them from Hot Topic.
Most of the things that I wear are from Hot Topic.
Just so you guys know. That's like my favorite store of all-time.
Probably, besides Bath and Body Works, but um... clothing wise, Hot Topic is my favorite store.
Like, if I ever die, it's probably going to be from breast cancer.
I will not be shocked if I get breast cancer one day [because of family history], but...
I did not expect it... if it is cancer...
I don't wanna cry, dang it. :'( One sec...
Hang on... *drinks water*
I did not expect anything this early.
*Shakes head* Not at all...
*Breathes out* Even if it's not cancer [which it wasn't], it's still, you know... a big scare.
I mean, kids...
Geez, kids get cancer all the time. Adults get cancer all the time.
Cancer happens...
I guess no matter what age you are, I just thought...
I would never have anything like this [this early on].
Um, but... I gotta deal with it, and move on from it.
For me, telling somebody, something important, is not not a big deal, 'cause I think people should know about something serious going on in my life. And so...
that's why I'm not afraid of like telling people, "Hey, there's something wrong."
And um... to me, it's not really a-a "brave" thing or "courageous" thing to do, I just think it's a necessary thing to do.
I'm only doing, you know, what I think... is right.
And that's to let other people know what's going on.
'Cause otherwise, people are gonna be like, "Why are you sad all the time?"
"Wha-what's going on?" Like, that kind of thing.
*Sniffs* Um, so that's why I just let people know right away, as soon as I know it. 'Cause...
I think people deserve to know. I don't like to hide my life from anybody. I don't really have anything to hide.
Oh yeah, guess what, guys?! Today's uh, sponser is... not Refreshe... :'(
Um, Jordan says, "Damn PJ, stop buying that bootleg Refreshe!"
Uh, Carmen says, "Get your story straight! I can't handle the suspense of your water habits!"
I know! I'm sorry!
Oh no, I'm gonna sneeze [like Guy Berryman around animals]. I don't wanna sneeze! Please don't...
*Achoo*
Dang it.
I was trying really hard not to.
Um... *drinks water*
Why do I keep saying, "Um?"
That must be really annoying, too. Ah, geez...
Okay, you know that app? Uh-
Oh! *laughs* Carmen says, "Bless you." Thank you. XD
I've kinda come to the terms that...
I don't... I don't care.
Actually, if I were single for the rest of my life, I'd be perfectly okay with that.
...live life in the fast lane right now. I haven't even been out of the country yet, and I live right below Canada! That's sad...
Oh my gee-OH MY GEEZ. I MADE UP A NEW WORD, AYE!
OMGeez, I'm gonna start saying that from now on.
"Clodplaye"... or-do you mean Coldplay, or me?
Why did I name myself, Clodplaye?
'Cause now, i-it's weird, because... Clodplaye is my alter-ego kind of thing, but at the same time it's like, "Why did I name myself that?"
'Cause "Clodplaye," literally... mix the "o" and "l" around, and then... take off the "e", and that's just "Coldplay."
Like, it's too similar to Coldplay, so if I ever make it as a big YouTuber [yeah, right],
I'm going to be known as Coldplay's parody. Which is... very close parody. They're gonna think I'm copy-
-not essentially copying Coldplay, but like, they think I might have something to do with Coldplay.
Which I do. I make derp edits of Coldplay for a living, but... it's gonna be *inaudible*.
Like... I don't know what to do about that. *takes another drink of water*
I still regret not calling myself, "Curdpleye," but I didn't think about it really well. XD
I think, 'cause "Clodplaye"... "playe" still sounds like "play,"
but obviously "clod" is a completely different word. 'Cause I think...
I don't watch Steven Universe all the time, but...
But-who is that character-DON'T TELL ME-Peridot!
Peridot always says, "You clod!" All the time, and I think... doesn't clod mean like, "idiot" or something?
So basically, I'm "Idiotplaye". *laughs*
Which makes sense, 'cause I am an idiot!
BuT *voice cracks*
*wheezes* My voice cracked there.
Carmen says, "Also had no idea how to spell it for a super long time."
Okay, so maybe it's different enough to the point where people, like, people don't exactly spell it,
but they can still find me?
...maybe?
Okay, so I guess maybe I don't regret making "Clodplaye."
But it makes sense! "Idiotplaye!" Never thought of it 'till now!
Because I forgot that "clod" means "idiot." Wait, Urban Dictionary...
"Clod... meaning..."
Um...
yeah, a stupid person.
Well, it says, "noun: a lump of earth or clay," which makes sense in Steven Universe, because gems are...
a part of the earth and...
they're obviously rocks and stuff that were formed/crystalized over time, but informal it says, "a stupid person."
Okay, so I'm essentially right. It essentially means, idiot.
Like, that's why I could never live in California. So...
part of my autism, is that... I'm very sensitive to like, sunlight.
Sometimes, even when it's cloudy outside, I have to squint my eyes like this...
and I have to look around, and people are like, "What are you doing?" And I'm like, "I can't see a freaking thing!"
"Burn like a freaking gasoline explosion." [Wow, out of context...] *Dog barks*
And then Alex says...
*Mumbles* That was my dog.
That's not good [referring to the comment]. Don't burn like gasoline, please. That'd be bad- *Dog barks again*
Hang on a sec...
CAN YOU MAKE THE DOG SHUT UP?
Sorry, that's probably my sister messing around with the dog. I'm so sorry.
Ha, Jordan says, "Doggo!"
Yeah! You wanna see a picture of him?!
He's very vicious. He's half Doberman, half German Shepard. He's a rescue dog, actually. *he barks yet again* And...
*A distraught PJ tries to suppress her anger*
He barked again [thanks for stating the obvious, Peej]...
His name's Crackers. I didn't name him, my sister did.
I think it's 'cause his feet look like fireworks or something, but he's also absolutely crackers...
like he, he's very special. He thinks he's a cat, and... so, when I come home from like, being away for a few hours, he'll like rub against me like a cat,
and if you rub his ear enough, he actually will purr like a cat!
It is the strangest thing...
I've ever seen. It's because when he was rescued, he was found in like... he was the runt of his litter, and he got thrown in with a bunch of kittens
from an actual cat litter, so he grew up thinking he was a cat.
So, truly one-of-a-kind dog. I need to find a picture of my doggo...
"And Crackers is a great name!"
Yeah, and thank you! I-actually, we name all-most of our like, dogs after food. It's really weird.
I had a pug named Hoagie.
I named her "Hoagie" when I was like, three.
But she passed away a couple years ago, sadly, 'cause um... she had diabetes.
I have an idea. So, while you guys are trying to read my mind [about a Coldplay song],
um... I found some pictures of Crackers! Let me see if I can pull the good one up.
Where my doggo?!
Where my doggo-okay.
Let's see if you can see this picture of him.
Uh, if the screen wasn't so reflective-okay, there he is. He's so old!
I remember when he didn't have grey hair like that!
But that's him. And then...
AW NO, THIS ONE!
This picture of him sleeping! HE'S SOOO CUTE. I love him.
That's on my bed, too!
Like, I don't know if you guys have seen my room tour video, but he sleeps on that red blanket I leave out for him.
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