Wednesday, November 8, 2017

Youtube daily report Nov 9 2017

This program contains violence, sex, and inappropriate

or provocative dialogue.

It is intended for mature audiences.

Viewer discretion advised.

The characters and situations in this program are fictitious.

Any similarities to actual people, names, stories,

or any other events is purely coincidental.

-Hey? -Huh?

Are you ready? We're going to have fun tonight.

Tonight's going to be the worst night of my life, Diabla.

You disgust me.

I love how rebellious you are...

although that little speech of yours was ridiculous.

Add a gun and you'd be a token guerilla fighter.

I might have the speech part down,

but I'm not like you.

I don't see war as a means of getting what you want.

Oh, really? So you're the diplomatic type?

I am, sometimes...

but not always.

You're an idiot...

but I like you.

Now, you... you're nothing.

It's a shame, too, because we could have a threesome...

but I don't like you.

Oh, thank God!

I mean...

I don't like you, either.

You aren't my type. Vanessa's the only girl for me.

She's having my child.

Staying here makes no sense. Let's go.

Yes, you're right.

Let's go.

Relax and get some rest.

We'll let you know if anything happens.

Thanks for all your help.

Thank you.

Be careful out there, Cata.

God bless you girls.

Rest up.

I'll wait for you outside.

Cata.

Please be smart about things.

You know what I'm talking about.

I'll get in touch with my colleague

to ask him to help us locate Diabla through her phone.

Please do, Danny.

Do you know what it's like

having both your parents held hostage by that woman?

Things couldn't be worse for me.

-Please help me. -Don't worry.

It's okay.

Thank you.

-Careful out there. -Rest up.

-Thank you. -Bye.

Don't worry, Cata.

We've got Daniela. That's worth something.

It is.

-Let's do this. -Let's go.

You owed me this much, Jota.

That's life for you.

I'm finally getting even.

Well, make the most of it and just kill me already!

Kill me and leave Albeiro alone!

Don't tell me what to do!

Just be quiet, Jota.

Let's go, baby.

I want to see my wife.

-Are you in charge now? -I have rights!

No one has rights here.

Not even your hitmen?

Be quiet!

Trigger.

Yes, boss?

Wash him and bring him to my room.

If they try to escape, kill them both.

Whatever you say, boss.

What a night!

Demonia!

Demonia...

Come on, get up.

Yes?

Quite the party we had, huh?

That was the idea, wasn't it?

We drank all night.

That's what we came to do.

Did you enjoy yourself?

Come, let me give you your money.

What did we drink, anyway?

We nearly drank water from the flower vases.

Oh, God.

How'd it go with Mariana?

Good...

What?

What happened?

You didn't use protection?

No.

Don't worry. I'll take care of it.

I'll give her the morning-after pill.

No babies.

Good.

Make sure she takes it.

I'll give it to her myself.

Get her out of here.

If you ever need me, just call and I'll show up.

Bye, cutie! Mariana!

Mariana! Let's go, sweetie!

Good God.

No way.

I'll go check.

Alright, sweetie.

If she's not there, we'll go file the report.

They haven't met the real Carmen Vanessa Perez!

I won't let them hurt Jota!

What's up?

No holding back, girls.

Look, Ms. Vanessa.

I know this isn't who we really are.

We aren't innately evil, like they are,

but it's time they feel the sting of justice.

Do it for your daughter.

Don't worry, Catalina. I understand completely.

We aren't like them, but I'm practically rabid right now.

For Adriana.

What better motive could I have?

Well?

Nobody home.

Oh, God.

I hope nothing bad has happened to her.

Get in, sweetie.

Let's go file the report.

-Seatbelt. -Okay.

Mariana, we have to go. Get up, please.

Mariana.

Where's Hernan Dario?

Who are you talking about?

Hernan Dario...

That hunk...

Don't know who that is. You must've been dreaming.

Get up! It's late!

Mariana!

-Late? -Yes!

What time is it?

It's ten till one.

One what?

1:00 AM!

Sweetie, please get up!

It's 1:00 AM?

Yeah, I don't want trouble. Get up!

Where's my phone?

In the living room downstairs. Don't worry.

We'll get it now.

-In the living room? -Yes.

Come on, cutie.

I need to call my brother.

No, you can't call him. I don't want any trouble.

-Later on... Up we go. -My brother...

Mariana!

Up we go.

I don't feel well.

Well, snap out of it!

Alright, already!

Breathe. Up we go.

On your feet. You steady?

Where's my phone?

I'll take you to it.

Oh, these heels!

Come on!

The first one to throw one of these paper balls

into her giant fake boobs wins a smack across the head.

Let's do this. You go first.

Alright.

Almost.

Alright.

Her boobs are so fake, it's easy.

Here goes.

If we don't make it, I'm still letting you hit her.

Here goes.

You win!

Go ahead. Hit her over the head.

That's it! Ruin her hair.

Check out these awful extensions.

That's it!

Hold on. My turn.

Alright, I need a marker.

What's her sign again?

Moron.

That's for sure.

You hungry? Here.

Her zodiac sign is Moron. M-O-R-O-N.

Moron!

I spelled it out for her just in case.

Alright, here.

You're officially a moron.

Moron

Get in there.

Did someone order delivery, ma'am?

There you go.

Stand by the door.

If anything happens, you know what to do, Trigger.

Blow Hilda's brains out

and sever the stutterer's limbs.

You got it, ma'am. If you'll excuse me.

It's a pleasure to have you here.

I love good-smelling men.

How does it feel?

How does it feel to ---- a man who doesn't want you?

Enlighten me.

-It feels like a triumph. -A triumph over what?

Have you no love or respect for yourself?

You don't love yourself. You have no self-esteem.

You've been this way since we were kids.

You've always hated yourself.

That's why you are what you are today.

That's lovely. What a touching speech.

Not tonight, though, baby.

No.

Bitch.

You think I care?

You know me, Albeiro. You know me very well.

You think I brought Catalina into this business

because she was pretty or profitable?

No.

I hired her to screw you over.

I don't know what Albeiro sees in that flat-chested Cata.

Oh, come on, Yesica. Cata has her charms.

Yeah, girl.

Don't be jealous. My girl Catalina's cute.

-"My girl Catalina?" -Yeah.

She's cute, but stupid.

Poor thing.

Stupid and poor, to boot.

I beg your pardon? We're all poor.

Speak for yourself.

Although... Cata's house is the ugliest one in town.

Disgusting.

Infuriating.

Come on, Yesi. Why are you so mad?

Do you like Albeiro?

Yeah. He's hot.

He seems kind of stupid to me.

Dumb Albeiro!

Dumb Albeiro!

Come make my day!

Guess what, girls?

Cata's been asking me for work.

Seriously?

She wants me to take her to some ranches.

Bayron will kill you.

It's not like I want to take her.

Besides, drug lords like big breasts...

and she's as flat as a board.

Does she seriously want to work as a call girl?

You think I'm making this up?

It's always the quiet ones...

I've always turned her down.

But come to think of it...

I might just hire her.

I'll take her to Titi's.

How come she gets to see Titi?

Don't be a drama queen.

Not like you paid for exclusivity.

Not Titi, Yesica!

We'll talk once you've got a ring on that finger.

I'll break those two up.

You're positively cruel!

You don't fall too far behind.

Bitch.

I don't like the looks of this.

Oh, quit it.

You ruined Catalina's life!

You turned her into a slut like yourself!

You ruined Catalina!

She's more of a woman than you'll ever be!

Can't you see that?

Bitch!

Bitch!

I like this Albeiro better.

-I hate you! -I love it!

-I hate you! -Get mad.

I hate you, you bitch.

You'll be all alone, with no one to turn to.

I'll be there for you, to chop you into little pieces!

I'll chop you into little pieces, you bitch!

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Abstract Painting Demo Acrylics using brush, knife and masking tape - Hypnotize - John Beckley - Duration: 3:11.

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Quick Microwave Snacks | Easy Microwave Recipes | Microwave Recipes in Hindi | Urban Rasoi - Duration: 5:49.

Hello everyone, Welcome back to Urban Rasoi

Most of my viewers requested me to make video on microwave recipes

So today's video is all about this

In this video I will be showing you three healthy and easy microwave snacks recipes

that you can make easily in your microwave

Before starting video a request to all of you

If you like my videos Please Give these a big thumbs up Share it with your friends n family

Please subscribe to my channel & If you are already subscriber then hit on the notification bell

So that whenever I upload a new video you will get the notification first

So let's get started

To make sweet and tangy flavoured nuts

Here I have taken 1/3 cup of Almonds and 1/3 Cup of Cashews

You can use any other nuts of your choice

Shape of your bowl should be broad, you can also use microwave safe plate

If you will use deep bowl you have to stir it again and again otherwise nuts will burn

Microwave it for 3 min

My microwave is 900W . If wattage of your microwave is different pls adjust the time accordingly

I have rosted these nuts for 1 more min means in total 4 min and now these are in nice golden color

To flavour these nuts I m adding 1 tbsp of honey and coating these really well

Mix it really well

Now add black pepper powder, salt and chat masala

You can add red chili powder or any other spices according to your taste

Mix all these spices with nuts really well

And microwave it again for 2 min

And our crisy, sweet & tangy flavoured Rosted nuts are ready

Here I have taken 1 large potato, peeled and sliced

Make sure your slices should be very thin alternatively you can also use slicer

If your potato slices are thick then your chips won't be crispy

Now put these slices in ice cold water for 5-10 min so that it will be more crispy

Dry these potato slice on a kitchen towel to make these more crispier

You can also use paper napkin to remove extra moisture

Line a microwave safe plate with parchment paper and spread potato chips on it

Brush little oil on top of the potato chips to make it crispy

Microwave these on high power for 4 min

After 4 min chips start loosing their moisture

Flip these chips and again microwave it for 2 min

And after 2 min our crispy potato chips without deep frying is ready to eat

Season it with some salt n pepper and our potato chips are ready

To make popcorn here I have taken a paper bag which you can easily find in the market

Here I am adding 1/4 cup of corn kernels and fold the paper bag properly

Don't staple or paste the bag simply fold it gently so that during the process it should not be open

Make sure size of the paper bag should be big enough so that popcorn can easily pop

Microwave it for 3 min

And your 3 min microwave popcorn is ready

There is lot of steam inside the paper bag so open it carefully

If you like this video give this a big thumbs up and share the video with your friends and family

And if you like such type of videos please let me know by comments

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Trump has FIVE US aircraft carriers on standby ready for North Korea strike TODAY - Duration: 3:33.

Trump has FIVE US aircraft carriers on standby ready for North Korea strike TODAY

A strike group of US warships has been dispatched within strike range of North Korea amid Trump's 13-day visit to the Pacific-Asia region.

Three colossal aircraft carriers – the USS Nimitz, USS Ronald Reagan and USS Theodore Roosevelt – have been operating in the region since last month.

Another two aircraft carriers – the USS John C Stennis and USS Carl Vinson – are currently on standby off the west coast of the US.

Worldwide, seven out of 11 US aircraft carriers are being used simultaneously on military missions for the first time in years.

General Joseph Dunford, chairman of the joint chiefs, said the deployment of three of these 10,000 tonne warships show the strength of the US Navy. "These three carriers are not there specifically targeting North Korea," he said.

"This is a routine demonstration of our commitment to the region." The US President arrived in China today after sending a message to North Korea's dictator Kim Jong-un in a fiery speech in South Korea.

In a joint speech with South Korean president Moon Jae-in on Tuesday, Trump reminded Kim that the aircraft carriers and a nuclear submarine were in the region.

Speaking in Seoul, he said he hoped the military pressure would encourage Kim to "come to the table and make a deal".

North Korean state-owned media accused Trump of flying to the region to "light the fuse for a nuclear war". The communist state has tested Trump's patience since he took office by testing nuclear weapons and firing ballistic missiles.

In a second explosive speech at South Koreas National Assembly yesterday, Trump issued a direct warning to Kim. The weapons you are acquiring are not making you safer, they are putting your regime in grave danger," he said.

"Every step you take down this dark path increases the peril you face.".

In a stinging insult of his totalitarian regime, Trump described North Korea as "a hell no one deserves". Striking an unusually restrained tone, Trump refrained from calling Kim "little rocket man", but warned him "not to underestimate" the US.

Trump appeared to be more optimistic about finding a diplomatic solution to the North Korea crisis ahead of his meeting with Chinese president, Xi Jinping.

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Sri Lanka Cub Scout Promise Song - Duration: 0:47.

Mage Agama Rata kerehi

Yutukam itu karamin Nithini

Sama dina Anunata Pihita wemin

Potaka Neetiya garu karami

Mage Agama Rata kerehi

Yutukam itu karamin Nithini

sama dina Anunata Pihita wemin

Potaka Neetiya garu karami

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Obesidad y Sobrepeso - Duration: 4:10.

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Olaf Toys Finger Family - Duration: 1:38.

Daddy finger, daddy finger,

where are you?

Here I am, here I am.

How do you do?

Mommy finger, Mommy finger,

where are you?

Here I am, here I am.

How do you do?

Brother finger, Brother finger,

where are you?

Here I am, here I am.

How do you do?

Sister finger, Sister finger,

where are you?

Here I am, here I am.

How do you do?

Baby finger, Baby finger,

where are you?

Here I am, here I am.

How do you do?

Daddy finger, daddy finger, where are you?

Here I am, here I am.

How do you do?

Mommy finger, Mommy finger, where are you?

Here I am, here I am.

How do you do?

Brother finger, Brother finger, where are you?

Here I am, here I am.

How do you do?

Sister finger, Sister finger, where are you?

Here I am, here I am.

How do you do?

Baby finger, Baby finger, where are you?

Here I am, here I am.

How do you do?

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_-I will eat you sup, bitch\ Я съем тебя, сука-_ [RUS SUB] - Duration: 0:04.

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Quick Microwave Snacks | Easy Microwave Recipes | Microwave Recipes in Hindi | Urban Rasoi - Duration: 5:49.

Hello everyone, Welcome back to Urban Rasoi

Most of my viewers requested me to make video on microwave recipes

So today's video is all about this

In this video I will be showing you three healthy and easy microwave snacks recipes

that you can make easily in your microwave

Before starting video a request to all of you

If you like my videos Please Give these a big thumbs up Share it with your friends n family

Please subscribe to my channel & If you are already subscriber then hit on the notification bell

So that whenever I upload a new video you will get the notification first

So let's get started

To make sweet and tangy flavoured nuts

Here I have taken 1/3 cup of Almonds and 1/3 Cup of Cashews

You can use any other nuts of your choice

Shape of your bowl should be broad, you can also use microwave safe plate

If you will use deep bowl you have to stir it again and again otherwise nuts will burn

Microwave it for 3 min

My microwave is 900W . If wattage of your microwave is different pls adjust the time accordingly

I have rosted these nuts for 1 more min means in total 4 min and now these are in nice golden color

To flavour these nuts I m adding 1 tbsp of honey and coating these really well

Mix it really well

Now add black pepper powder, salt and chat masala

You can add red chili powder or any other spices according to your taste

Mix all these spices with nuts really well

And microwave it again for 2 min

And our crisy, sweet & tangy flavoured Rosted nuts are ready

Here I have taken 1 large potato, peeled and sliced

Make sure your slices should be very thin alternatively you can also use slicer

If your potato slices are thick then your chips won't be crispy

Now put these slices in ice cold water for 5-10 min so that it will be more crispy

Dry these potato slice on a kitchen towel to make these more crispier

You can also use paper napkin to remove extra moisture

Line a microwave safe plate with parchment paper and spread potato chips on it

Brush little oil on top of the potato chips to make it crispy

Microwave these on high power for 4 min

After 4 min chips start loosing their moisture

Flip these chips and again microwave it for 2 min

And after 2 min our crispy potato chips without deep frying is ready to eat

Season it with some salt n pepper and our potato chips are ready

To make popcorn here I have taken a paper bag which you can easily find in the market

Here I am adding 1/4 cup of corn kernels and fold the paper bag properly

Don't staple or paste the bag simply fold it gently so that during the process it should not be open

Make sure size of the paper bag should be big enough so that popcorn can easily pop

Microwave it for 3 min

And your 3 min microwave popcorn is ready

There is lot of steam inside the paper bag so open it carefully

If you like this video give this a big thumbs up and share the video with your friends and family

And if you like such type of videos please let me know by comments

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The Best Diet For Fat Loss! - Duration: 1:52.

what up guys is Matt from Macro lean and in this video I'm talking about the best

diet for weight loss. I get this question all the time "what is the best style of

eating, what is the best diet for me to lose weight, to lose body fat?" and the

bottom line is there isn't one! there's so many ways to eat, so many

eating styles you have vegan, vegetarian paleo, keto, low-fat and a million more.

and none of these will work unless you are in a calorie deficit. Consuming less

calories than your body currently needs to maintain its current composition. Let's

say you need 2,000 calories right now to maintain where you're at. If you start

eating 1,700 calories you're now in a 300 calorie deficit and you will start

losing body fat. You also want to have a good amount of macronutrients in your

deficit number. so if that 1700 calories you want to have a certain amount of

protein, fats, and carbs. If you hit that with consistency you will start to lose

weight and therefore body fat, but if you think you can pick a certain style of

eating..Paleo or vegan or whatever and you're going to lose body fat from just

choosing that style of eating you are wrong! You might but it would only work

if you were in an a calorie deficit that is the common denominator with fat loss.

There is no best diet for fat loss, for weight loss but the best diet for fat

loss and weight loss will be the diet that you currently eat. That you enjoy to

eat but with the numbers in the right place, that calorie deficit number. So

don't think "oh that person is vegan they're shredded, they're ripped that

will work for me, that person does keto they're lean that'll work for me" It will

only work for you if your numbers are dialed in, so the best start for weight

loss is??? You guessed it a calorie deficit!!!

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Someday We'll Do More Than Pray | Full Frontal on TBS - Duration: 2:17.

OH LORD WE PRAY, ONE DAY WE'LL DO MORE THAN PRAY.

WHAT IF WE DID SOMETHING IN ADDITION TO PRAYING?

LIKE SERIOUSLY, LITERALLY ANYTHING!

BUT MOSTLY, GOD I'M TALKING ABOUT LEGISLATING.

OH AWESOME FATHER, YOU'VE GIVEN US SO MUCH POWER.

YOU'VE GIVEN US THE FAITH TO MAKE MOUNTAINS COWER!

BUT CAN FAITH PASS A UNIVERSAL BACKGROUND CHECK LAW?

SORRY, NOT TO GET TOO POLITICAL ON YOU GOD.

OH LORD WE PRAY, ONE DAY WE'LL DO MORE THAN PRAY.

OH LORD WE PRAY, ONE DAY WE'LL DO MORE THAN PRAY.

DO YOU COUNT TWEETS AS PRAYERS, GOD?

OH LORD WE PRAY, ONE DAY WE'LL DO MORE THAN PRAY.

OH LORD WE PRAY, ONE DAY WE'LL DO MORE THAN PRAY.

GIVE SOME BALLS TO PAUL RYAN...

AND GIVE MCCONNELL BALLS.

OH LORD WE PRAY, ONE DAY WE'LL DO MORE THAN PRAY.

OH LORD WE PRAY, ONE DAY WE'LL DO MORE THAN PRAY.

OH LORD WE PRAY, (GIVE HIM SOME BALLS)

ONE DAY WE'LL DO MORE THAN PRAY... (GIVE HIM SOME BALLS

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Thoughts and Prayers and Literally Anything | November 8, 2017 Act 1 | Full Frontal on TBS - Duration: 8:12.

Welcome to "Full Frontal."

I am Samantha Bee.

First order of business-- damn, Virginia, you look good, today.

[CHEERING]

Hey, did you lose some dead weight?

Virginia really is for lovers because I

want to love all over your beautiful blue map

all the way to a messy climax.

Sorry, Blacksburg.

You're in the wet spot.

And a special congratulations to Virginia's

new delegate, Chris Hurst.

REPORTER 1: Chris Hurst, the boyfriend of a reporter shot

and killed on live TV in 2015, also elected in Virginia,

upsetting a three-time Republican incumbent

backed by the NRA.

REPORTER 2: Hurst running on a gun

control platform, an issue he says

was important to them both.

As great as these democratic victories feel,

they only matter if we use them to keep

fighting the important battles.

And after the week we've had, there

is nothing more important to me than gun control.

Look, I would love to not talk about gun massacres,

but we can't ignore them.

That's Congress's job.

When asked about what we can do about this epidemic

of killings, Republicans wasted no time releasing

their comprehensive plan.

These savvy politicians have a few different moves to dodge

the issue of gun violence.

They're stalling.

I mean, we could go into it, but it's a little bit

soon to go into it.

We don't need politics right now.

Mistakes are made when we try to hastily legislate issues.

Gun control and all of that-- it's not the time.

The rush to judgment, particularly by people

who are just to see politics-- it's disrespectful to the dead.

Oh, Kellyanne should know as someone who's

been dead inside for decades.

How is it not the time?

93 Americans a day die from gun violence.

It's like if a scary clown was killing 93 people per day,

and Congress was like, it's not the right time

to talk about the clown.

Oh, you wouldn't want to eat him, Pennywise.

He's all sinew and protein supplements.

And after Sunday's shooting in Sutherland Springs,

Texas's governor tried to comfort us.

We think that this is something heavy right now.

But put this in the context of history.

Look at what happened with Hitler.

Cool, buddy.

It's better than the Holocaust is not a high bar to clear.

Of course, when politicians want to dodge

the issue of gun violence, nothing

beats the timeless classic.

REPORTER: "Cecilia and I want to send our sincerest thoughts

and prayers." - Thoughts and prayers.

Thoughts, prayers.

REPORTER: "Karen and I send prayers."

- The power of prayer. - Thoughts and prayers.

The right thing to do is to pray in moments like this.

Because you know what?

Prayer works.

I'm sorry, but unless you're praying to the Aztec god

Quetzalcoatl and these mass shootings are human sacrifices,

your thoughts and prayers are not working.

Now, I don't want to belittle the devout beliefs of Second

Amendment enthusiasts.

We all know God wants us to have guns.

He says it right there in the Nine Commandments.

But thoughts and prayers are not a substitute for action.

And pretty much all Americans want action on this.

REPORTER: Almost all American voters, 94%,

including 93% of Republicans, support background

checks for all buyers.

94%.

Of course, the other 6% are actually half-gun.

Aww, he's so handsome.

He's going to be a real lady-killer.

Even 74% of NRA members support universal background checks.

But most people don't know that because scary Selena Gomez here

is the face of the NRA right now.

These saboteurs slashing away with their leaks and smears,

their phony accusations, and gagging sanctimony

drive their daggers through the heart of our future.

Their fate will be failure, and they will

perish in the political flames.

Oh god!

Is this what I sound like to conservatives?

[LAUGHTER]

Come on.

Responsible gun owners, you are better than this.

America's gun obsession is literally killing us.

It's almost as if firearms are the only thing we think about.

There isn't a silver-bullet solution.

- No silver bullet. - Silver bullets.

No magic bullet.

Triggered the shooter.

Is a better shot legally.

We don't really know exactly what happened

or why police felt they had to open fire.

So isn't Hillary Clinton jumping the gun?

Oh, that's a terrible-- forget I said that.

Not using gun metaphors?

Now that would be something worth taking a stab at.

Oh my god.

OK.

Look, the Republican Party has completely bought into the myth

that the only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun

is a good guy with a gun.

But that is not fair to ask of our nation's many good guys.

Good guys should be helping people move couches

and lending you their Netflix password.

They shouldn't have to risk their lives

in a church parking lot to protect

the world from a monster.

I mean, thank god there was a good guy nearby,

but Devin Kelley still shot almost

every person in that church.

In our country today, a lot more good guys

are getting stopped by guns, not to mention good women,

good children, good grandparents,

good teachers, good country fans, and good Christians.

We will never eliminate gun violence from our society,

but there are practical steps we can take to slow it down.

We just need Congress to step up.

If any legislators are accidentally watching my show

because they fall asleep during "Big Bang Theory,"

listen to me.

America appreciates your thoughts and prayers.

But we need more than that.

So while you all are praying for God's help, all we can do

is pray for yours with a little help

from the Harlem Gospel Choir.

[APPLAUSE]

(SINGING) Oh, lord, we pray one day

we'll do more than pray.

What if we did something in addition to praying?

Like seriously, literally, anything.

But mostly, God, I'm talking about legislating.

[CHEERING]

(SINGING) Awesome Father, you've given us so much power.

Yeah, lord.

You give us the faith to make mountains cower.

But can fair pass universal background check law?

Sorry not to get too political on you, God.

Oh, lord, we pray.

We pray.

One day we'll do more than pray.

One day we'll do more than pray.

Oh, lord, we pray.

Do you count tweets as prayers, God?

Oh, lord, we pray one day we'll do more than pray.

One day we'll do more.

Oh, lord, we pray one day we'll do more than pray.

And get some balls to Paul Ryan.

And give McConnell balls.

Oh, lord, we pray.

Give him some balls.

One day we'll do more than pray.

Oh, lord, we Pray Give him some balls.

One day we'll do more than pray.

Give him some balls.

[CHEERING]

You are amazing.

Thank you so much.

We will be right back.

[THEME - "FULL FRONTAL"]

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미니다큐 - 마지막 날 (외할머니를 기억하며) Mini documentary: The last day. - Duration: 5:45.

<Mini Documentary : The last day>

City of Lakeside, Chuncheon, Gangwon-do

Elderly couple live in this beautiful town.

My grandmother, Theresa Gye-sun Choi

My grandfather, Peter Seok Kim

They leave this town.

I am sad to leave this town.

The villagers are sorry when I hear that I am leaving.

I think of four seasons in this village. In the spring, azaleas bloom.

The forest is very beautiful in summer.

Autumn leaves are pretty.

Snow on branches in winter. snow scene.

I wrote that I live well in this beautiful place.

In a small newspaper in town.

I wrote the author <Theresa Grandma>

The village chief, however, asked me to correct the name.

'Theresa Grandma' is my baptized name, the villagers do not know the name.

Then the village chief said that he would write his grandfather's name.

But I just asked 'Theresa Grandma' to write it down.

They always worry about their children.

I only hope for your success.

Especially, my grandchild 'Gregorio Joo-hyun Lee'

I want you to succeed quickly.

Other grandchildren have succeeded, and only you can succeed.

<I can! Because you guys are praying for me>

Of course. You can do it.

God will help you.

I also want my family to happy.

This is important.

July 23, 2017

My grandmother Teresa Choi, passed away.

<Grandmother's song in Lunar New Year's Day 2017>

I remember my beloved grandmother forever. So I made this video. from Grandson Gregorio Joo-hyun Lee.

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Karolina Szostak promuje kampanię. Taki makijaż wyjątkowo jej pasuje! - Duration: 2:46.

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여자친구의 '마약 볼살'에 심각하게 중독된 남성 - Duration: 3:24.

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Hibernate Tip : How to Call a Standard Function in JPQL - Duration: 4:03.

Hi,

I'm Thorben Janssen from thoughts-on-java.org with a new Hibernate Tip.

This time, I want to show you how to use standard database functions in your JPQL query.

Even so JPQL is not as powerful as SQL,

there are several functions that you can use within your queries.

You can use a set of aggregate functions,

like count or sum,

which work on a set of values and aggregate them into one.

JPA also supports a set of functions to do basic string manipulation.

And you can also determine the length of the string

or get the index of a substring withinthe selected string.

These arithmetic functions allow you to implement some more complex calculations.

And JPA also supports a set of very useful datetime functions

which you can use to get the current date,

time or timestamp from the database.

But be careful, this function gets executed by the database

and might return a different time than your Java application.

The case expressions allow you to implement simple control structures, like if statements

and handling of null values.

And the last type of functions supported by JPA that I want to show you

is the TYPE expression.

It returns the type of a specific argument

which you can use to adapt your query to specific entity types

within an inheritance hierarchy.

As you have seen, JPA supports quite a few functions

which you can use to implement complex queries,

and Hibernate supports even more of them.

Hibernate offers additional functions to determine the length of binary data

and to cast elements to different data types.

And it also offers functions to extract certain parts of a datetime value.

OK, but that is enough theory.

Let's take a look at a code sample.

This JPQL query calls the size function on the books association.

As you can see, you can use the function in the same way

as you would call a function in a SQL query.

But the size function is JPA specific

and not available in SQL.

You can use it to count the elements in a mapped association.

As you can see in the log message,

Hibernate generates a JOIN statement

to join the associated table

and calls the SQL count function to count the number of

associated records in the book table.

OK, that's it for today.

If you want to learn more about Hibernate,

you should join the free Thoughts on Java Library.

It gives you free access to a lot of member-only content like

an ebook about the Java 8 support in Hibernate,

a printable PDF version of this Hibernate Tip,

lots of cheat sheets and a video course.

I'll add the link to it to the video description below.

See you next week for a new Hibernate Tip and if you like today's video,

please give it thumbs up and subscribe below.

Bye

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The Chairman's Ear - episode 24 - Creeping dictatorship - Duration: 14:11.

The president's spouse became a co-owner of over 60 apartments

That's over a billion ... a billion - nine zeros

That is the price of all these apartments together

which in a larcenous way were passed

to various shameless companions of this group

Dominik

my favorite

Oh, speak of the Devil

Yes, Dominik?

Good morning, Mr Mariusz! Because they ask me why the Union doesn't like us anymore, what should I say?

Well, we have a meeting on this right now, so we'll decide and

I'll send you an SMS

Let's keep in touch

All right!

Briefly, succinctly and to the point

He'll say what is needed and add what he thinks. Vigorously

He speaks fluent English. Like a native!

Unlike our wet hoods

What wet goods?

Hi

These...

The Chairman's Ear

Ryszard and Beata

Beata and Ryszard...

Our

our party love-birds

Where is Adam?

I don't know

Then call him. - I did, but he doesn't answer

Then tell him to answer

Our film star couple

We just

complete each other

I know - one thinks, the other says

Just to be sure: which is which?

We are visually cohesive

Man - woman

taller - shorter

older - younger

or the other way around...

Exactly... What makes a good comedy show

on stage... well here

here is not so funny

You look together like

a father with his daughter - a divorcee

What divorcee? I've got a family...

A husband

I know what you have, but

it's not about that. It's about, how it looks like. After all

you don't have a forehead on TV, because it is cut off by the screen on top

The bottom of the screen cuts off

your jaw. That's just ridiculous

That's ridiculous. People laugh at you

And you... you want to separate us?

But... Ryszard - Beata

Beata - Ryszard

a TV trademark

A trademark... can be

Marek and Wacek - two pianos. You are like

a trombone and a drum

How am I similar to a trombone?

You are silver-tongued

Beata

He's not answering!

Who?

Adam

What Adam? - The one who knows everything best

There are no other in here

I remember how after two years of the Platform in power

he was swearing they're over, they had no chance

And yet, they ruled for the next 6 years. Bums

Such an analyst

His answering machine is always on!

Electronic secretary

Big deal...

I'm calling you and calling! Where were you!?

An accident. A traffic jam. GPB crashed into an excavator

Here I am

Jarek

please - think it over

She will say something, I will think something. She'll make a mistake. I'll make a bigger one

And then we'll change

A good one

He'll crouch, I'll stand on my toes - and we will be roughly of the same height

Even worse

Someone will film you from the side and you'll look like a grandpa and grandma from a Russian fairy tale

I'm here

I'm sorry if anyone felt offended

Adam, go ahead

Let's start our monthly, comprehensive propaganda course finished with a message of the day

I think I can learn something as well

Today we will learn how to explain to our voters, why the EU does not like us

and wants to impose sanctions, just like on Russians

Let's start

with a worm-up

Let's revise the last month's lesson. Why do we want to deal with the courts?

Because it's the last bastion of communism

Example?

When a child steals a lollipop from a store, they go to jail

and when somebody steals millions, they don't

Who steals?

Amber Gold

Meaning? - Donald!

Of course!

Of course

What has Mrs Beata recently said, when the All-Polish Youth beat a KOD member in Radom?

Well, roughly, that I'm condemning it but I understand them

Meaning

at first a reprimand, but then an alibi

justification. And at the end of the day the reprimand turns into praise

Bravo! The reward of the week: Silver Tongue goes to...

My Beatka

Aren't you going in there?

Come on

I have all the rules of propaganda

in a little finger

The principle of generalization - it goes like this:

someone in Lublin beats a policeman - it means

that in Lublin they beat policemen. Or

someone takes drugs at the festival

which means

that everyone takes drugs at festivals

Simple?

Simple

So, it's the same like when

a blind person feels an elephant by its trunk

and thinks that the whole elephant is like that

thin and longitudinal

That's it

And for example, a hungry child goes to prison

for stealing a lollipop

We know that

All your colleagues repeat it

But they sometimes switch the lollipop for a candy bar

Let's change the subject

With pleasure

Why is Poland isolated in the Union?

I do not know that yet, but I will know soon

You haven't received the message of the day yet?

Give me a moment... - No! Wait! Wait!

Where are you going

you naughty one?

I will tell you

It's so drafty in

those parliamentary corridors!

You should be happy

that I'm even talking with you

I'd never talk to these two scarecrows, for example

Be gone!

Listen

Fighting for Poland can be done in different ways

Pulling the cable out of the enemy's camera

just like Mr Rysiek did it

but you can also fight with your tongue

Let's get back to the Union

They criticize us

for cutting down the forest, for the destruction of the separation of powers

for violating the constitution...

And we, Mr Ryszard, what are we doing?

What we want?

Of course! But how do we explain it to our voters?

We blame the opposition

Which is?

Total! - What does it mean that it's "total"?

This means that there is no point talking to them, because they will always be against us

That's right!

Our opposition is always against, because what it's what?

Bad!

Bad was a wolf who ate the grandpa

Anti-Polish

Mr Chairman!

Bravo! Of course!

What opposition is it?

Anti-Polish

What?

Anti-Polish!

And how does it react to anything?

Hysterically. - Why?

Because we drag it away from the trough

How does it react hysterically?

How?

Clatter... - With a clatter!

Anti-Polish total opposition

reacting with a hysterical clatter. What is clatter?

Barking

Such a noise that you can't understand anything

And who makes a noise, without using words?

A mute, for example, taking out dishes from a dishwasher

NO!

Mr Ryszard

A dog!

Me?

A dog

A dog. A dog barks with a clatter

And you can kick a dog. Where is a dog there is a muzzle

If there is a muzzle then what?

Then: shut your muzzle!

No, Rysiek, let him continue

For the enemy must always be reduced

minimized, deformed, and ideally

dehumanized

You mustn't kick a man - but that is no longer a man

It's a parasite carrier. He can't even lie anymore

Only a man can lie. He fibs!

And who fibs?

A dog!

Me?

Fibs, like a dog!

Stop it!

Imagine that I'm Donald

I'm sorry if you felt hit

I condemn what I did

but I sympathize with myself

Kinga! Kinga!

Don't turn your back, or you can get hit in the front...

You know that!

But

who

listens

to you!

Good morning, Mrs Krystyna! Good morning

It's me, Dominik

Easy to remember. Dominik

just like the elephant

Dominik. - Excuse me

Yes?

Excuse me!

Since you're still thinking, I'll go and do an interview with this madman from CP

No! What for?

Why the madman from CP? I'm here. Come

I'll show you my pictures from holidays. Look!

I was in Miami

Look - a house on stilts. I stayed there

Palms all around... Here on the motorboat... Drinks with umbrellas...

My lady. See that tan!

The final sex-up

That's my sports car

And here a house in Kielce

That's me in Lisbon with those... how do you call them?

Portuguese refugees

And when Donald says in Brussels that Polish democracy is in danger

he doesn't talk, but what does he do?

Sobs

Moans

Differently!

Complains

Harder!

Narks

Narks!

And who narks? Tel...

...evision!

Telltale, Beata. - Telltale

Meaning?

A snitch

So, basically who? - A traitor!

And what do we do with traitors?

...hang

we hang in the air simple messages

So, what happens - one thinks: maybe there, on my estate, nothing bad happens

and on the horizon everything burns

Your neighbor says the same, because both of you watch the same news. So, what happens?

Everyone says that!

Miss. - No...

No, I only watch the nature channel, in order

not to jitter

Who cares about the nature anymore, Ms Basia?

Have you seen the documentary about raccoon dogs?

When raccoon dogs go out

at night to get food...

OK, you know what? I think they've finished. I'll check on them

Have you seen a raccoon dog's fur?

It's as if

they wore

a hat...

...all over their body...

How did you call the Supreme Court?

A band of pals

So, it is not the supreme authority of the judiciary

but some suspicious group of dodgy characters

So, we associate them with: ring, clan, mob, hooligans...

Fiercely

This is war! They do it too!

...cattle, mohair, backwardness

Yes!

After all, we - forces of light

They - the forces of darkness

Is this how the dictator looks like?

Did Mr Chairman order someone to be executed? - No!

Although sometimes I would like to

Everyone would...

Do people go to prison for their political views?

Are they beaten in the streets? - No

This is a creeping dictatorship

Something is cloudy somewhere behind the horizon... something crawls. What crawls?

A worm!

And now let's add a dose of imprecision

Such "something", "somewhere", "sometime", "somehow"...

Take Mr Chairman as an example

Always "some" arrangement, "some" secret connections

"some" enemy power

No details

Slanders, understatements, so as to leave a trace of stench

OK, Adam!

That's enough

Enough

In that case, Mr Ryszard

Mrs Beata

Please address our position towards the Union

So...

previously, we had the Soviet Union

now, we have the European Union

Right

Hold the raccoon

Previously, we had the Soviet Union and then the European Union, which

wants to impose sanctions on us

even though it doesn't really know what's going on here

I mean, it knows as much as it'll hear from the deceitful total anti-Polish opposition

and hysterically squealing lie-elites

which care less for betrayal than a lost spot at the trough

which are led by their leader

who is involved in some very obscure monkey business

Do you know what worries me the most about all that?

What?

That I almost believed what I said

Actually, I believe in it

Me too

And me

Actually, me too?

And you, Mr Chairman

Do you believe in it?

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