wasted about an hour and 40 minutes trying to set up this freakin video and
I can't get it to work this is why I don't do gaming videos
is he a gamer is he a vlogger is he even a youtuber anymore
I don't even know at this point don't ask me there's no answer to that
question I was gonna do a drinking video because I just turned 21
yes I'm 21 but I ordered the alcohol online yes cuz I'm an introvert and it's
not here yet so stay tuned for a drunk spinster later and let's just felt like
playing stims today because I feel like I don't belong in any niche on YouTube
well quite frankly I don't feel like I belong anywhere my ASMR news flash
League and now I'm in the gaming bitch this week bincer doesn't belong in any
niche because spinster decides to talk to himself in third person to a camera
this is my spinster has no friends and I've always wanted to do this so I'm
gonna become a sim for a day I know there's like other videos of people
doing this for they actually I could become a sim for a day and like do other
things 7:55 she woke up so we're gonna just try
to make myself look like a sim there's a reference photo I'm just gonna base it
off the thumbnail cuz I don't take pictures of myself into the head oh no
and we have black here now we are Brown oh definitely this hairstyle looks
exactly like me there's like cheekbone jaw lines
eye facial features I've never actually looked at my face as closely I do not
know one eternity later so it's day two of dissing lovely lovely experience when
I was editing this video I quickly realized that the entire file was
corrupted so basically two hours of recording is down the drain so I get to
do this all over again yeah I don't know if I showed you guys this
or not but this is my sim and it took me two hours to make him his everyday work
is kind of just like rocking this red and green vibe this is his athletic look
where he's like trying to be sporty but we all know Spencer does not do sports
and his sleepwear and his party wearing his swimwear at which I do not have that
body but you know a guy could dream so since I can't get a girlfriend or a lion
I'm just gonna try to get one on this is so his aspiration is to find the snow
that he wants to find no one know seriously my family is starting to get
worried that I don't have a girlfriend yet because they literally ask me every
change to thank you if I have a girlfriend and the answer is no and
we'll probably stay no the next time you ask me anyways time do with my fantasies
online you know my fantasy is just to play The Sims not actually do anything
dirty you nasty whoo yes work it why is my sabor of a
model than I am well I can't afford any of these houses
well you know what they say if you can't afford a house just rob a bank
$50,000 how did I get that Wow look at this cows this house is so cute oh my
god I love this house so much was that a
good reiteration of my initial reaction to this house unlike me this house is
really cute we got your 1980s television coupled with your 1980s ratchet
computers and they very very dirty average ranking and eBooks grease a
pincer has no skills a too real give me a doting get really let's just say in my
initial recording of this les sims decided to cook a grilled cheese at the
very start and then he set himself on fire and died yesterday are you are you
kidding me oh my god I'm already on fire and I didn't need
do anything oh my god I suck at this game
I literally just died I didn't even I didn't even click anything and I just
died I can't see I can't click off in my kitchen what what's going on I wouldn't
die oh my god Liz I think he's come to save me or get me my internal wish to
actually night could you help me out here bud because I have seemed to have
put myself in a situation that I did not ask for I was literally going to try to
find a virtual girlfriend but no the game decided to just kill me aim you
walk over made himself some food set himself on fire and died even out he
literally went out in legit just died I didn't even have a chance to play this
game is still hurting god I didn't even do it okay well that's the video guys
hope you enjoyed it several bad puns later so anyways let's get down to
business and let's try to find a girlfriend oh that was that sounded so
sad oh God Spencer is a loner boner since our happiest in solitude ask to
push on sweetie I should really get going now thanks for hanging out with me
see you in it but but but what about the swing you are supposed to push the swing
alone nobody I like will talk to me I'm going to die alone in real life and
insinuation for know end up working again oh my god please don't corrupt my
file whose house is this can I live here please
why am i awesome oh I just got lucky cuted
mood good sir can I ask you a question one what's wrong with your face it -
what is that dazed and confused all the time okay my sim used to be in the
simulation game and I actually need to pee in real life
so just give me a second I'm back you know since it's already kinda fight host
to Christmas time we got Dec awake with mad we look what happy Christmas and
we're just gonna get rid of these cooked shells because we don't need those oh
and I also have a slave I don't know kinda looks cool it was just there on
the default sim and then it just sort of stayed there and also look at my but
it's a way more thick than it isn't realized nobody had this in real life I
would make it snow every single day and you know what happens when the roads
were covered in the snow that means there's no school I need to go out holy
moly wow this house is huge I'm definitely
gonna marry you I'm such a gold digger I feel like every single virtual game that
I play on this channel it just ends up me trying to find a girlfriend and that
doesn't say hell forever alone I am in real life I don't know what is well
horizon pretty yeah I wish I had wise marriage clear marriages you ain't
married - no way you're gonna be married to me to be had to family that no
outwards quick wow moving so fast wow they're both in love and best friends
how did that happen and such a short time I do not know as to be girlfriend
mm hi I don't have any idea as to what your name is but will you be my
girlfriend is that sad I literally Valarie just became the girlfriends to
see hey bub I'm not single anymore just kidding this is a game and seriously
though this house like I'm more like interested in this house and actually my
fake girlfriend like they even have like this cool pool I mean needless to say
all your plants are dying cuz that's a mood this is awesome
big fat food and if he didn't have abs this would also be very accurate my
cinnamon is way more fit than I will ever be kids what they open your eyes
wide open oh no let's let's try that again
so uh this is happening all on its own they're so cute together
I can't you you're really covered in thorns or whatever nasty stuff you just
did on your own but you know what they're kind of cute again Oh God this
seems kind of dangerous I'm not gonna die hey you wouldn't know a secret
I got girlfriend yo I just stopped her there's so many people at my house this
is never a thing I have friend and come on in invite neighbors in maybe next
time what I have no idea what's going on as soon as I walked over here they all
disappeared well that's that's accurate of my social life
forgive me being old man Williams sporty I take that back hold on what happened
to my girlfriend's hair where did her hair go what happened wait I I could
have sworn she had a hair earlier okay you do you girl she decided to have a
Britney Spears moment in shape of all her hair wait who is this girl and why
are you on my computer and why are you in my house who are you
get out of my house this is my man that's right
just a side note this would never actually happen as well that would I
don't know how to play basketball oh now it sees the legit tournament
Brizzy speech hi I'm Valerie and I'm dating Spencer and I'm having a mental
breakdown because I'm dating a weirdo oh okay our relationship has reached that
level now you know what needs to happen they need to get married
somebody's texting me at 11:06 p.m. can't relate this is kind of creepy
watching them sleep what if somebody in my simulation that
watches me sleep and if there's some other higher power watching me play
video game watching me playing a video game watching me playing a video game I
really need a shot right now hi is Spencer from the future I'm
editing this video and I just saw something that's like absolutely insane
he's literally thinking about aliens like what that's it someone's watching
me I'm gonna die so with that being said
I'm probably gonna die someone's gonna kill me so if I end up dead someone
killed me okay back to your regularly scheduled
programming now this will probably be the closest I ever get this no I
literally live in Texas and it never snows here expectations reality did you
just go pee like three minutes ago hey you wake up wake up wake up wake up wake
up what are you marry me I know I just met
you like two minutes ago but go ahead and marry me this will never happen I
don't know if this is making me feel worse about my actual love life II hope
immediately with Valerie tie the knot right here right now maybe now that
we're engaged she'll actually push me on the swing unlike that
other girl at the beginning of this I'm ready to be pushed on this week wait
where are you going oh my god I would never be placed on this even if you're
freaking engaged to me girls will still not talk to me we're just gonna go
outside to the cold and just live our life as a hobo we're done Valerie we're
over we are oh we're getting literally running away you won't push me on this
week I'm gonna just run away petty Oh wipe out wasted hope you guys
realize that bottle of wine there's no tragic in real life and on a simulation
if you guys enjoyed me trying to find a girlfriend on the sims in my sad and
lonely life make sure you leave a like Happy Thanksgiving by the way hope you
guys enjoyed your Thanksgiving I'm not really quite sure when this videos gonna
go up it depends on how long it's gonna take me to edit this and I love you guys
and I'll see you guys in the next video whoa I was different my guy
okay now I'm gonna leave now
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