Hey wassup my name is Sasky
and welcome to my first Dark Souls 3 video
So I've never played this game in my life
my friend recommended that I should try it
I heard plenty of stuff about it
mostly to do with dying
in this game
So just gonna try it out
Let's play a Warrior
Warrior sounds good
What the hell is a burial gift
I'm just gonna take the one that raises max hp
I'm boring like that
I'm a warrior, I'm a mighty warrior
Uh she looks good already
Do I need to change her face?
Nah let's stick with the commoner
There was one that looked pretty good (changes mind)
The noble?
ok
Whatever
I've never been one for character creation
I don't spend hours on character creation
K guys
Take me to Dark Souls
Is that me?
Am I rising out from a grave?
Ok that's me
So....
F%#$^
Did I just drink something
Right button is the regular attack
So the right analog stick controls the camera
Right trigger for a strong attack
So this is a regular attack
I think I'm gonna be using these buttons a lot
So pressing the R button locks my target
Oh god
Did he just slash me multiple times
Die bitch
There's a fountain, does it heal me?
He dies in one hit
So weak shit
Huh huh huh
Dark Souls is difficult huh?
Pillage his remains
Thank you
I have no idea how I'm gonna use these items
I know the Y button activates it (it's actually X)
Left trigger to parry
RB to riposte..
Alright I parried him!
How'd you like that huh
I have no idea what all these Estus flasks do
I assume they heal you or something
There are like 3 bars above me
I assume that the blue one is for mana
and the green one is like stamina or something
I've played Gloom
Bonfire lit
Why doesn't the bonfire heal me?
Rest at bonfire? Yes yes
Please do
"restore hp and estus supply"
How do I rest at the bonfire?
Ah there we go
Wahhh
ok
Let's go! It's Dark Souls time!
Dark souls time~
Noooo
Why are you slash so many times?
Right, the green bar IS a stamina bar
It's like Gloom
Touch blood stain?
What are all these buttons
that they're telling me to press?
no no
Oh god
My shield didn't block that
So I've to be facing him
I think I attacked too many times
Let's pillage the corpse
Come at me bro
We're gonna assume that stamina
is going to do me in later
Ohhh, why was there a guy here?
I must remember that they die in one hit
GG
No!
The infamous "You Died"
The first of many
I arise again
Death shall not hold me
Ah ok
Gotchu first
Can't touch the blood stain...
Oh no no no no
I'm not gonna fight two of you at once
Slash you
Come at me bro
I raised my shield
So I'm right
If i face the person with my shield
I get to block his attack
Aha did you guys see that
Holy shit
That was the best
Oh oh oh
the blood stain led me to an enemy
who promptly kicked my arse
What's that number on the bottom right?
"Touch blood stain"
I like that I can kick these fellas around
Is that a boss?
Am I going to be fighting a boss?
"remove his sword"
And now he's gonna come to life
Uh oh
UH OH
He has such a long reach
Iudex Gundyr
Can I roll under his attack?
Ok as long as I keep rolling
I'll be fine
Oh frgjfgfsgl
Just want to keep my eye on him
Awww I'm dead
So "traverse the fog"
basically means "go get your arse kicked"
Come on man
Oh god
Run little child
Ruuunnnn
How did I get hit by that?
Aaaannd I can traverse the fog
Let me pick up some "gold"
Come on Iudex Gundyr!
Can I block his attacks?
I'm assuming no
Aww god
He hit me
You hit me!
I didn't mean to do that
I heard his attack
Hence I rolled
Oh that was bad
Don't get trapped little fella!
WHAT
WHAT IS THAT
NO
Can these things provide healing?
Did I just die again
Ok
Take 172
So that was a badly-timed roll
I have not learnt my lesson at all
This might be the shortest I've ever lived against this boss
Don't jump at me
Come on
That's rude
So the key is to look for
his big attacks
and time my rolls or blocks
and attack after his big attack
Bye!
I'm getting out of here
dooda DOODA
So shield seems pretty good against this form
....Or not
My shield did shit against that
Come on
Alright
Iudex Gundyr
I'm here for your head
I think I shouldn't attack too many times
I need the stamina desperately
to block
Ok you are not supposed to attack THREE TIMES my friend
TWICE
You attack TWICE
That's already unfair
That is not fair
Now's my chance
to drink it up
And I'm gonna jump right in
Ok...
One more hit!
(Evil laughter)
Die bitch
"Heir of Fire destroyed"
So I picked up a sword
There's a bonfire here
This bonfire is Lit
Ok let's see where this set of doors lead to
Probably another impossibly difficult boss
Because this is Dark Souls
Where even the first boss
will leave you a crying mess
So what have I learnt from Iudex Gundyr?
I've learnt...
... that Dark Souls hates me
And that
And what have I learnt...
I've learnt to use the "lock camera" function
So none of these swords actually do anything
Ok I don't need to open any menus
So I don't actually get like a
spanking new sword
or something to fight with
So there are guys here
There's a guy shooting at me up there
So he cut
through my shield
Wasn't very friendly
I'm assuming that's another boss
That is definitely another boss
Like, you don't set up such a place
Yeah that guy sitting down there
He's the boss
I guarantee it
Because...
Dark Souls
(Approaches warily)
Please tell me he is a friend
There are people who are not out to kill you in this game?
What is this?
I need shards
I don't know what shards are
Ah I can infuse my weapo-
Oh I need all those gems
I need to repair equipment?
So this guy is not a boss
So this is how they explain the fact that you can't "die"
That's cool
I can lever up!
Cool
I have zero idea what I'm supposed to do
Increase my strength I guess
So I can go up to level 11
Just from beating one boss?
Let's pick up some strength
What the hell does vigor do
Hit points?
More hit points is always nice
I don't need all these
I guess
I have no idea
What does luck do?
"item discovery"
Faith?
Defense...
Who needs defense
Ok so I guess this is what I'm *supposed* to do
I'm supposed to embed the coiled sword
Maybe it'll lead me to some other place?
Oh cool I have a bonfire here
Ok
Maybe resting here will do something?
Ahh I can do stuff like this
Do I have any spells?
No
"high wall of lothric"
I think that's where we're supposed to go
I mean I came from the Cemetery of Ash
and that sounds like a different place
Ok so I'm gonna
stop this video here
This game is....
...interesting
Seems like it revolves entirely around boss fights
The minions don't, like...
Yes the minions can kill me
But they don't pose that much of a threat
That's speaking from only the first area
So I'm looking forward to playing more Dark Souls
Please stick around
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Love yourself, and take care
Bye bye!
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