Monday, September 4, 2017

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Shout Out Monday Evening Labor Day 2017 IRMA Is Coming - Duration: 9:29.

here we go with another Shout Out Monday Evening and today is Labor Day 2017 and

you could see that I have gotta run on here and that's because out there in

Atlantic there's Irma so maybe by the end of this

week we're gonna have to run and get out of here so let's get going let's get

going we got a run let's go already okay I'm Tom Kvichak and this is

Toms Trains and Things this channel was created to help other modelers who are

in need of guidance in pursuing their dream of building a model railroad now I

do these shoutouts every week and you already know that but these are my least

productive videos out of all the videos that I do and I'm thinking about

stopping them and I want your opinion on them so up here in the little thing

right there I'm gonna put a little pole up there asking you if you want me to

continue with the Shout Out Monday Evenings or you do not want me to

continue with the shout Out Monday Evenings or I just don't care okay

should I stay or should I go so we've got that out of the way so let's get to

the other important stuff that we talked about here

my shout out for today is someone a lot of you already know and he's nice and

comfortable up there in northern states so before we get to that I would like to

ask you to go to my Patreon page and support this channel and I would like to

thank everybody that's already supported me in this endeavor thank you very much

go check out my patreon page patreon.com/tomkvichak Thank you so lets get going with this

we're gonna show you who this is right now on the computer right here

Now we're talking about none other than Trainroomgary and here's his channel right here he's got a lot on here he does a

lot of different things on here let me go to his video page he does reviews he

goes to places and talks to other modelers he talks to other hobby shop

owners look at all those thumbnails on there how they pop out at you he's been

watching Tim Schmoyer and Derral Eve's and Roberto Blake also just like I have

we may be old but we're not stupid okay so here we go now I'm gonna take you to

his about page and I'm not going to show you everything on here

because he's got so much stuff on here here is all the links he has on it in

his about page so you see why I'm not listing them all on here but anyway go

ahead and check out his page he's got a lot of videos let me bring this thing up

right here channel lytx and see what he's got

he's got 96 videos on there now that is pretty good he's got almost 1,900

subscribers right now and three hundred and fifty-two thousand views in 96

videos that is outstanding and let's get him up higher than that by subscribing

to him and some and checking out his videos that he has because he's got a

lot of good stuff on there now I won't I won't hold this against them he's in

O Scale he's not in HO like most of us are he's in that bigger stuff but

that's all right I mean one of these days we'll probably end up getting in O

our On30 or something like that but he's got a lot of good information there

and I suggest that you go ahead check him out his description will be in

her/his links will be in the description I always put the links in the

description so go ahead check him out subscribe to him watch his videos tell

him how good he is because he likes to comment back to you just like I comment

back to you now we're gonna go over to Creator Community

this is where I spend a lot of my time answering questions four hundred four

hundred and sixty one comments where I've helped other creators with their

issues so go ahead and check out creator community right there

and and if you will notice right here everybody that has t-shirts with a

youtube logo on it you got to get another one because they changed their

logo they changed their logo from that to that five days ago so and they made a

lot of other changes too and most of the changes that they've made is on mobile

devices and as you know more than 50% of everything that goes on is on mobile so

go ahead and check out train room Gary's page his channel subscribe to him if you

haven't done so already and watch all his videos he's got a lot of good

information there you could learn a lot from him so go check him out and then go

check out Creator Community you have to log into it that you have to have a

minimum of a hundred subscribers to be able to comment but you could learn a

lot over there and let me bring you back over there to the close one okay as you

can see right there and I showed it to you a little screenshot of it before

there's a lot of different categories that you could ask questions in and

there are categories with tips and tricks where creators like me and you

that have a lot more subscribers and have been through all of this stuff that

we're going through about trying to get subs and trying to get our videos out

there they have all the answers to it so I

encourage you to go check out creator community and I'll put a link for it

down in the description like always and if you haven't done so already go ahead

and hit that subscribe button and while you're at it ding that Bell and that'll

notify you whenever we have a new video coming out and leave a comment those

comments are very important because I read them and I got a series coming up

my model railroading for beginners I'm gonna do a video on the basics going way

back to the basics on terminology I had a few questions and it just it just hit

me like that why haven't I covered this before so this is something that I'm

going to cover I had a viewer asked me what's the NMR a gauge for and I said

whoa I got I got to do a video on this and some other things because he asked

me about what are the numbers on the turnout all this stuff I haven't covered

before so this is gonna be in the next model railroading for beginners

terminology and just basic things that we being in the in the Hobby for a long

time just forget you know how we found out about it so I'm going to cover all

that stuff in there so look for that that's coming out the third week in

September now it's not going to be the second Saturday because this is the

second Saturday coming up and we might not even be here we might be on the road

heading out someplace but anyway it's gonna be on the third Saturday of

September we moved it back one because of last month when my family was here we

moved it back another weekend so take a look for that and take a look at all my

other Model Railroading For Beginners series I have a playlist down there and

what we're on number 18 already so take a look for it and we'll see you and John

ModelRailer said I forgot to scoot out of here so I'm gonna try to roll in

and this is on a carpet but it's kind of hard to roll over here but here we go

yeah

I can't get any further all right there we go that's it

and there's Debbie and Sadie they're watching they're over there from the

futon while I'm doing the recording over here and we had to go get Sadie some

more socks because she tore up her socks she loves them more than her toys well

basically because we had to squeak that with you we had to squeak that we had to

hide the squeaky toys

bye-bye

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Q&A with Kento Bento (100,000 subscriber video) - Duration: 6:58.

*Subtitles incomplete: I'm still doing the time stamps* (Check back in a few hours!)

*I'm Kento Bento*

10,000 subscribers!

Wow I can't eve...

.... *gasps* *faints*

100,000 subscribers!

Yeah, that is so many of you!

I still remember when we were striving for the first 100 subscribers.

We thought, well, that's about as good as it's gonna get.

Retirement!

But retire we did not, and about 80 videos later, we now have... one 570th the subscribers

of Pewdiepie.

Oh..

That's still a lot, yayyyy!

We couldn't be happier, and it's all thanks to you - for your love of Asiany videos.

This has given us the motivation to take the Kento Bento channel to the next level.

But more on that later.

In this video, I'll be answering the questions that many of you have been asking me about.

Hopefully, this will clear some things up.

So let's get into it.

1.

Why don't you upload more frequently?

This is something that I really want to do, but due to the amount of research and editing

that is required - in addition to the time spend on my other jobs - each video just ends

up taking a long time.

For those wondering why I can't do YouTube full time.....this is why.

And...this too.

For us, YouTube isn't sustainable..... but, I've got some good news - which leads me to

the next question.

2.

Do you have a team that you work with?

At the moment....not really.

I do most of the research, script writing, narration and video editing; while Nina usually

handles social media, and design work.

But, things should be changing soon as I'm currently in the process of hiring part-time

help, which should eventually lead to more videos.

Of course our YouTube earnings won't be enough to cover the costs, so I'll be digging into

my own pockets to pay for it.

Nina thinks this is too risky, yea! but hopefully it's worth it in the end.

3.

After making the video on 'How To Escape North Korea', has anyone tried to assassinate you?

No.

Thankfully....we're good.

But for how long Kento?

So initially, the views on that video were quite poor, and at the time, we didn't have

that many subscribers, so we were thinking, "they're not gonna see it'.

But then a few months later, the video picked up, and now it's at about 2 million views....

4.

Do you actually know if any North Koreans watch your videos?

Well, if we're talking about North Koreans who live outside of North Korea - whether

they've already escaped, or their parents escaped - yeah, I've received messages from

a few of them.

Honestly, I was a little nervous - like did I get all my facts right?

- but they were really cool.

And I was relieved that my video on escaping North Korea was approved by actual North Koreans.

well....ok let's dig into the analytics.

There's North Korea, and...yea.

If we are to believe the YouTube data, we've received 2 views from within North Korea,

and they've watched 17 minutes of Kento Bento videos.

Seeing as only high government officials have internet access in North Korea....that's kinda

interesting.

5.

What are some of the biggest mistakes you've made in your videos?

I don't recall anything too bad, but the time I pronounced Tanzania as Tanzaynia.... was

pretty cringey.

6.

Tell us one interesting fact about yourself.

I'm not sure how interesting this is, but I have ADHD - which is attention deficit hyperactivity

disorder.

So yeah I make life hell for Nina.

"Yes you do".

7.

You've been doing YouTube for almost 3 years.

When will you finally start Patreon?

(fan-funding)

Actually....we just did.

We didn't do it for the longest time, but the turning point was probably when YouTube

de-monetized our North Korea video.

Yeah, they've de-monetized our videos in the past, but this one, we felt was.... important

for spreading awareness - so it kinda rubbed us the wrong way.

We realised, we couldn't rely on YouTube.

Going back to what I said before, we really wanna take the Kento Bento channel to the

next level, so if you like what we do, and you wanna support us, please check out our

Patreon page - we've set up some cool rewards there too.

If you do become our patron, we simply can't thank you enough.

8.

Did you go to University?

If so, what did you study?

I did go to university....for like ten years!!

Yeah!

I was one of those people.

I just couldn't decide what to settle on, AND it didn't help that I was interested in

almost everything.

I studied computer science, physics, biology, economics, law, psychology, philosophy, culinary

studies, and, well the one I studied the longest, going on to post-graduate level, was mathematics.

9.

What's your favourite video that you've ever made?

This video keeps on coming up, but I'd have to say the North Korean Escape video.

The weight of the topic, the magnitude, the relevance.....and I did so much research on

it.

Another one I liked was the 'Where Are The Asian Borders?'

video....since I felt no one really laid it out clearly before.

As for underrated videos, there's '10 Things You Didn't Know About The 2011 Japanese Earthquake

& Tsunami'.

It's a shame that not many people watched it, as I felt it was one of my better videos;

but if you're interested, it's worth a look.

10.

When is your next Asian Borders video coming out?

It's been ages!

Yeah, I'm sorry for that.

Part 3 of 'Where Are The Asian Borders?', and also part 3 of my Asian eyes series, will

be coming out at some point - but I can't say when unfortunately.

Usually, when I'm finished with a video, I'm pretty exhausted and overwhelmed with the

topic, and I just wanna leave it alone for a while, to let my enthusiasm for it build

back up - eventually, I'd circle back to it.

I know it's annoying for some of you, so I'll try and minimize that from now on.

11.

Will you be doing any collaborations with other YouTubers?

I've never done a collaboration with another channel before, but I am in contact with some

other YouTubers so it's definitely a possibility.

Right now, I'm actually working on a little something with KenHub.

You might have heard of them.

If you don't know, their Kenhub website is all about learning anatomy - lots of videos,

articles, interactive quizzes, detailed illustrations...

So I'll be creating some interesting human anatomy videos for them, not Asiany videos,

but human anatomy videos, and it's gonna go on their YouTube channel.

The videos I'll be making will be quite different from their usual videos, so it'll be a bit

of a revamp for them.

If you're interested in human anatomy, and you like the way I make videos, certainly

keep an eye out for that in the future.

I'll have the link for their channel in the description below.

So, I've got more questions from you guys like:

- What software do you use to edit videos?

- What's the worst thing about doing YouTube?

- What are your future plans for this channel?

- Why is your accent so weird?

I'll be answering those questions and more, in a special Q&A part 2 video available for

patrons on my Patreon page.

I still can't believe a 100,000.

Once again I want to thank all of you for your support, from the bottom of my heart.

Let me know down below what your favourite Kento Bento videos are - leave a comment,

leave a suggestion, hit that like button.

And if you haven't subscribed already, please do, or you're gonna be missing out on some

interesting Asiany videos.

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Learn Fire Trucks and Fire Engine For Children with Song and Truck Videos - Duration: 15:04.

Old MacDonald had a farm,E-I-E-I-O. And on his farm he had some chicks,E-I-E-I-O.

With a chick chick here and a chick chick there, Here a chick, there a chick, everywhere a chick chick,

Old MacDonald had a farm,E-I-E-I-O.

Old MacDonald had a farm. E-I-E-I-O And on his farm he had some dog. E-I-E-I-O

With a Woof Woof here and a Woof Woof there. Here a Woof,there a Woof,everywhere a Woof Woof!

Old MacDonald had a farm. E-I-E-I-O

Old MacDonald had a farm. E-I-E-I-O And on his farm he had a pigs. E-I-E-I-O

With an Oink Oink here and an Oink Oink there. Here an Oink,there an Oink,everywhere an Oink Oink!

Old MacDonald had a farm. E-I-E-I-O

Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O And on his farm he had some horses, E-I-E-I-O

With a "neigh, neigh" here and a "neigh, neigh" there here a "neigh" there a "neigh" everywhere a "neigh, neigh"

Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O

Old MacDonald had a farm. E-I-E-I-O And on his farm he had some cow. E-I-E-I-O

With a Moo Moo here and a Moo Moo there. Here A Moo there a Moo everywhere a Moo Moo!

Old MacDonald had a farm. E-I-E-I-O

Old MacDonald had a farm. E-I-E-I-O And on his farm he had some ducks. E-I-E-I-O

With a Quack Quack here and a Quack Quack there. Here a Quack there a Quack,everywhere a Quack Quack!

Old MacDonald had a farm. E-I-E-I-O

The wheels on the bus go round and round. round and round, round and round.

The wheels on the bus go round and round, all through the town!

The wipers on the bus go swish, swish,swish. swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish.

The wipers on the bus go swish, swish,swish, all through the town!

The horn on the bus goes beep, beep, beep. beep, beep beep, beep, beep, beep.

The horn on the bus goes beep, beep, beep. all through the town!

The babies on the bus go waa waa waa. waa waa waa,waa waa waa.

The babies on the bus go waa waa waa, all through the town!

The mommies on the bus go shh shh shh. shh shh shh, shh shh shh.

The mommies on the bus go shh shh shh, all through the town!

The wheels on the bus go round and round. round and round, round and round.

The wheels on the bus go round and round, all through the town!

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All In One Runcam Micro Swift and Eachine ATX03 Combo vs Swift CCD vs Cmos Mini FPV Camera - Duration: 8:11.

hello every body thank you all for watching again this is a new episode of How To DIY Rc

to day we are Reviewing the Runcam micro swift and the eachine ATX03 72channel video transmitter

send to me by the courtesy of banggood to review i want to give them a big thanks and put the links down below in the discription

we are going to do a comparison vs the runcam swift one and the standard cmos all in Micro FPV camera

that we are using on micro drone until this day

before we show you the video footage we want to tell you something about the futures of the micro swift

we while be going over the size and weight and over the combo together

you can already see it almost the same size as the CMOS camera it's already getting close

compare it to the micro swift that you're probably already using on your plane and mini drones

it's almost half the size of the normal swift one same as the width and height the lens is a lot shorter

that's the size let's go for the weight let's first check the normal runcam swift that weighs 12 to 13 grams

let's put on the runcam micro swift that come's up at six grams and with the combo it's nine grams

that still a lot lighter than the normal swift only the micro runcam is half the weight of it's bigger brother

but of course still not there the Cmos all in one micro FPV Camera weighs only 3 to 4 grams

this was 9 grams so still needs to save of 5 grams runcam do your best i like to see a 3.3gram CCD camera

hope that a good tip you never know run cam is bringing out new camera's every week they are doing really good

you can never go wrong whit Runcam the quality is so good than this little Cmos camera's

let go over what come's in the box with the combination of the runcam micro Swift and the eachine ATX03

and it come's in a really really really tiny Box compare to the normal swift you fit six in one normal swift box

so that saved them a lot of money on shipping let's go over the futures of the Micro swift

the Box says it runs from 5 volts all the way up to 36 volts that mean you can run it from a 2s all the way up to 8s lipo battery

this is amazing you can even use it on your long range FPV planes if you want to use it

my guess is your probably still while be using one of the normal swifts

the lens is a 2.1mm lens and is a lot shorter than the normal swift that comes's with a 2.8mm lens

the voltage is 5 to 17 volt the micro can do 5 to 36 so that gives you more possibility's

but the combo ATX that i call a VTX because it's a video transmitter runs from 3.2 all the way up to 5.5 volts and that's not a lot

with the box, you get a metal bracket making super easy for you to mount it on your planes or quadcopter

and a few Screws to hold it down that's really nice of them making it super easy for you to mount it on your planes or mini drones

and you get two cables they are exactly the same only one is longer than the other

the one thing you're missing out of the box is the programming cable of the camera settings

I must say the stock setting are perfect for daylight flying

so I'm not complaining if your not having the programming cable because you don't really need it

let's move that all out of the way and go over the combination of the Atx03 Video and Audio transmitter

when the Micro runcam swift came out many people have ask for an all in one FPV System

like this one... that's why they are now selling this combination for just a few extra dollars you can have an all in one FPV camera

that is super light and small perfect your micro drones and this VTX have 72 chanels

and have 25, 50, and 200mw video output giving you lot's of range to choose from

for such a little tiny micro Vtx that is all so super light weight and there for runs super hot

it comes with a flexible whip a antenna i like it because there is less chance of it breaking off

and this those break off then it probably clicks off and if you can find it in the high grass or where ever you fly

you can just click it back on and your ok and it's good to have a few spare's around that you easily can change around

I probably are going to put a blob of hot glue on it so it stays in its place after the first crash

we have only a tiny issue with this combination and that it come's with a 4pin connector

because it also got options for audio transmitting and runcam micro swift only comes with a tree pin connector

the other is 2 pin connector and is for the programming cable for changing the settings of the camera

luckily the runcam micro swift comes whit a spare cable so you have four 3 pin connectors

we can change out the cable clipping the plastic pins up and pull the wires out and change out the connectors

or you cut the wires and resolder them and leave out the white cable because that's for audio

we just need the yellow red and black wire that's just a simple fix we are going to do off camera and come back to show you the video footage comparison

this is the end of Runcam micro swift FPV camera review comparison Vs the Swift One and the Cmos all in one FPV Camera

next weekend we while be doing a test flight so subscribe and I hope you like this video and check out the links below

wish you happy flying and good bye until next time

For more infomation >> All In One Runcam Micro Swift and Eachine ATX03 Combo vs Swift CCD vs Cmos Mini FPV Camera - Duration: 8:11.

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Random Noodle Smacks(ALMOST GOT BANNED) READ DESC - Duration: 4:14.

Hard to get them in water .-.

Not many ppl around to smack! XD

Btw I keep putting my noodle away and taking it out again so not many ppl know I have it

Have You read the description? Read it after the vid plz :P You will know more about what happened .-.

Going after the same girl again XD

Ok these 2 guys are the ones that know the owner and wanted to ban me. READ DESC ABOUT DIS

As u can see I just smacked them XD

NOODLE WAR

I wasn't lagging tho when I was rec. It just laggs on vid I guess :l

so this guy just said "STOP OR I WILL KICK U OUT"

I just kept smacking XD

OH WOW XD

THEM BUNS

I tried to get Mr. Big Head

XD HOW DID SHE GET THERE?

She rage left the game XD

The guy who just spawned is the one who wanted to ban me

And I stopped the vid here. Dont forget to like sub and READ DESC OF WHAT HAPPENED NEXT

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FEMA Accessible American Red Cross's Safe and Well Program - Duration: 1:17.

Family and friends may be separated during and after a disaster.

It is encouraged that you check social network sites like Facebook or Twitter

for information about your family and friends,

or use the American Red Cross's Safe and Well program,

to let family members know you are safe, or looking for them.

Visit https://safeandwell.communityos.org

When you register with Safe and Well, you can search by using a name and phone number

(this is the best way to search for someone),

or you can search by using a name and home address.

If there is a match, you will see when they registered with the program

and if they have a message for you there.

Don't forget to check on your neighbors who may require assistance,

such as infants, children, older adults,

people with disabilities and others with access and functional needs.

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Labor Day 2017 | Mental Health Check-In - Duration: 2:23.

It's September 4th, 2017.

Labor Day here in America.

Unfortunately, I had to work so I didn't get a chance to take advantage of the holiday.

Labor Day was created as a way of celebrating the innovations we made in the labor practice

here in the United States.

Prior to this, they had people who worked 18-hour shifts seven days a week.

Thankfully though, after the changes were made the average workday is eight hours a

day five days a week.

And because of changes we even get things like brakes for lunch and bathroom breaks.

It's the official end of summer.

I wish this Arizona would understand that.

It's freaking hot.

So how's everybody doing?

On a scale of 1 to 10 one being in a dark place and 10 being really good.

I'm wondering how you're doing?

Personally, I'm about a nine.

I'm excited that I'm off of work.

Work sucked this morning.

I'd say I was at a three at the beginning of my work shift and possibly even lower as

it went by.

Just so many complaints and annoying people.

I know it's my job to deal with people over the Internet but man, we tend to say things

over the Internet that we would say to somebody face-to-face.

That's just wrong.

You shouldn't say anything that grandma our mom wouldn't approve of just because you can

type it facelessly on a keyboard as opposed to up in my face.

My wife is working right now so we probably have no plans for today.

I'm just going to play around on the computer, read a couple books, and probably even take

a nap.

I hope y'all have a great day and thanks for watching this quick check-in video.

I actually probably have a decent video coming on later tonight and I hope you enjoy it.

Happy Labor Day everyone!

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HOW TO DEAL WITH LONELINESS | 7 STEPS TO OVERCOME LONELINESS - Duration: 4:41.

Sometimes we feel ourselves lonely.

Hello world and welcome to the right side:)

You know I love to watch Diaries or Bridget Jones

Especially this moment when she is sitting on the couch

in here jammy with the box of ice cream

crying and all by myself is playing on her background.

If Bridget Jones could get over this feeling of loneliness

then so do you:) And that's why we're gonna talk today

about how to get over the feeling of loneliness and how to fight it

Thing 1st. You need to realize and answer the question

Why do you feel yourself lonely?

Is it because you think that you don't have any friends?

Is it because you don't have a boyfriend right now?

Is it because you feel that no one understands you right now?

What are the reasons for you to feel this way?

Second step. Now that you understand the problem you need to find the solution.

Genius isn't it?

No it's not.

For example if you feel yourself lonely because you don't have any friends

then go and find friends.

What I mean by that is go to the gym, join the dancing club

join the reading club. Find the place which you are interested in

Place where you can meet other people who are interested in the same thing.

That's how you can make friends:)

If you think that you are lonely right now because you don't have a boyfriend

then same plan:)

Step number three. If you think that the second step is to radical for you

and you are not ready to do such things as

going outside and start to talk to people.

Then go online.

Why does it make sense?

Because online you can meet people who feel the same as you do

You can find them with them talk to them

Understand that you're not alone in this feeling and as

I've already said become friends.

Take for example reddit

You can go there tell your problem or tell what you are feeling

there's gonna be a lot of people who are wishing to help you and who maybe are

feeling the same. Who would love to talk to you and become friends with you.

if you feel that you are not ready to start a conversation anyway

Then just go out of your apartment

go to the grocery shop, go just for a walk.If you're a girl

dress up do your makeup. Go there don't be grumpy smile and give people chance

to start a conversation with you. Give them a chance to get to know you.

Go the park sit on the bench, read books

Do everything that you can but just outside of your apartment.

Step number four. Do things that make you happy.

Anything thinking of which leads to smile on your face

and cheers you up!

U're this person who can help you to fight this feeling

by making yourself happy, by making things that make you feel better.

Step number five. Realize that this is just a feeling.

It doesn't mean that you are lonely in this world

It's just probably means that you haven't met these people who can

understand you, who can see how awesome you are

but they are out there somewhere in the world waiting to meet you.

That's why it's really important for you to get out of your apartment.

Smile and say hello to this awesome world

Step number six. If nothing of these that've mentioned previously

can't help you and you feel that you are slowly drowning into depression.

Then it's a sign that you need to go and get a professional help.

Go and see a psychologist.

How it can help you?

As minimum you can see that there're people who

can understand what you are feeling and who can understand what you are going thru.

As maximum they can help you to get out of this feeling

and to start feeling yourself happy and not lonely.

And remember Bridget Jones was tired of feeling sorry for herself.

Instead she decided to make promises

go there in the world and make these things happen

and so should you!

U just need to decide that from now on

You start acting and living this life at fullest.

And these are all advices that I have for you for today guys.

Thank you all for sharing with me this awesome awesome day!

I hope that you like this video. I hope that u're not feeling lonely

or if you feel lonely you're gonna fight this feeling

You gonna start acting, living this life

and do everything to make yourself happy!

If you can promise me so! Or if you just

wake up today in a great mood and you like me

Show it to me by giving this video big thumbs up!

Push that subscribe button!

Leave your comments and tell me what

things that helping you to fight loneliness

what cheers you up, how you manage to

get over this feeling if you felt this way.

Links on my other social media you can as usual find in the description below

We're seeing each other every Monday and Thursday!

So see ya!Bye!

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Practice Problem: Two-Dimensional Two-Body Problem - Duration: 4:00.

Being the physics enthusiast that you are, you decide to construct a little pulley system

at home from some materials you found lying around.

The finished product consists of a string connecting two blocks via a frictionless pulley.

3.5 kilogram block A rests on a ramp, while 1.3 kilogram block B hangs straight down from

the pulley.

The ramp is at an angle of fifty degrees off the horizontal, and it is frictionless.

If you hold the two blocks in place and then suddenly let go, what will happen?

Will block A move downwards, will block B move downwards, or will everything stay where

it is?

To answer this, we need to use Newton's laws, tension, and some trigonometry, so if

this seems overwhelming, check out my tutorials on these subjects first.

Once you are good to go, give this a shot.

To figure out what's going to happen, let's identify all the forces acting on each object.

For the block that is hanging, there is simply the gravitational force pulling it town, and

the tension from the string pulling it up.

For the block on the ramp, we have gravity, which we can split into components that are

perpendicular and parallel to the surface it sits on, which means we also have a normal

force, and then the tension from the string.

Now let's fill in some values.

For the hanging block, the gravitational force will be 12.7 Newtons.

For the block on the ramp, the gravitational force will be 34.3 Newtons, but to get the

relevant components, we have to do some trig.

We could construct another triangle, and use this angle here, but sometimes it's just

easier to memorize that whatever the angle of incline on the ramp, we take that to be

theta, and MG sine theta gives us the parallel component, while MG cosine theta gives us

the perpendicular component.

34.3 times the sine of 50 gives us 26.3 Newtons, and we don't care about the perpendicular

component, as that and the normal force will just cancel each other out.

So we have a 26.3 Newton force pulling block A down the ramp.

That means this is also the tension pulling block B up.

And as we said, 12.7 Newtons is the force pulling block B down, and therefore also the

tension pulling block A up the ramp.

26.3 minus 12.7 equals 13.6 Newtons pointing in this direction, so that's the net force

that will cause block A to slide down the ramp, thus pulling block B upwards.

And that's what will happen!

Remember, math doesn't lie.

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[TECH TOUR] Victory at first sight! | Acura TSX A-Spec FWD 3.5L V6 Turbocharged Titan - Duration: 9:37.

We're here at Pikes Peak International Hill Climb

on the set up day and I've just grabbed James

from Honda R&D to get a little bit

of detail about the Acura TLX A-Spec

that's sitting behind us.

It's running in the exhibition class tomorrow at Pikes Peak.

Now James, this isn't a car that we get

back home in New Zealand.

It's running a 3.5 liter J-Series engine

is that correct?

Yeah, that's correct.

Now naturally aspirated, that probably

wasn't gonna cut it.

So one of the first things I see

is you've gone and fitted quite a large turbo.

Can you tell us what that turbo is?

So that turbo is a BorgWarner EFR turbo.

It's based on the T4.

It is, honestly, a little bit large

for the car if you were to drive

this around at sea level.

But it's quite advantageous here

for the high altitude where we're gonna be competing.

I just want to touch on that

with the high altitude.

I think it's lost on a lot of people.

If we want to run a certain amount

of inlet manifold pressure,

let's say, for example, 20 PSI.

That 20 PSI down at sea level

is completely different for the turbocharger

than if we were gonna run 20 PSI

at the peak, at the summit here

at the 14,000 feet.

Can you just explain why that larger turbo

actually gives us an advantage for

a large altitude change such as Pikes Peak?

Well yeah.

The biggest item here is if you want to maintain power.

As you're mentioning here,

with the altitude change.

As we're losing the ambient pressure,

we have to increase the pressure

that the turbo's outputting and to keep

that consistent inlet manifold pressure.

With a larger turbo, we have a lot more

bandwidth on the compressor map

to run at higher pressure ratios

at that given mass air flow.

For us, that's the only way we're able to do it.

Otherwise, you have to actually derate

the engine as you're going up the hill

or you'll overspeed the turbocharger.

I'll just touch on that.

That you mentioned the term pressure ratio

and what that is is the outlet pressure

from the turbocharger divided by

the inlet pressure which is typically,

pretty close to barometric air pressure.

That's why for a given manifold pressure,

that pressure ratio continually climbs

as the altitude increases, barometric air pressure drops.

The other interesting thing here

is the engine management that you're using on the car.

In a lot of places, a lot of people for this sort of competition

will choose to go straight for

an after market ECU and you stayed

with the factory, the OE ECU.

Can you tell us about that?

Why you've made that choice?

Well I suppose it's a little bit

unfortunate or unfair because I work

for Honda R&D, actually, most of our team does.

By virtue of that, we actually have access

to all of the factory software and calibrations.

So it's a little bit unfair

and doesn't really relate very well

to the after market.

Some of the techniques that we're utilizing are,

in essence, the same thing that you would use.

Basically, you've got complete back door

access to the original Honda ECU.

You're able to manipulate and tune that

exactly the same way the calibration

engineers at Honda, in the factory,

did on the factory car in the first place?

That's correct.

Actually, my day job at Honda R&D

is the calibration of the J-Series engine

for use in North America.

So again, for us, it's a little bit unfair

that we have that advantage.

But the key item I want to talk about here

is that the J-Series engine

is a wonderful tuners engine.

By virtue of the fact that it is

a fixed cam engine, it removes a lot

of the complexity out of going

to a turbo charged set up.

You're vastly increasing the manifold pressure

and the amount of power you're making.

But it's very easy then,

to linearly change your ignition maps

and to change your fueling maps

without a lot of difficulty.

The biggest item here too,

is it's got a mass air flow sensor.

You're not having to deal with speed density.

Let's just talk about that because

that is really, a big aspect, most

of the after market ECU's are running speed density.

(The) Mass air flow sensor's taken and thrown away

and all of the ECU's calculations

on mass air flow are done based

on a manifold absolute pressure sensor.

I think in the after market,

in a lot of ways, the mass airflow flow sensor

is probably under valued.

And when set up correctly,

it's actually a really great tool.

But can you just tell us a little bit

about how that mass air flow sensor

actually can be an advantage when

we're dealing with large barro changes like at Pikes Peak?

The biggest item here is,

as you mentioned, we're dealing with

very large barometric changes.

We're having a difficulty in actually

accurately representing how much air

the engine is breathing.

By using a mass air flow sensor,

as long as we understand the diameter of the pipe

and the reference temperature in that pipe,

we can easily always know the actual mass of air

that's coming in through the inlet

to the turbocharger.

In our case, we're not even changing

the sensor from mass production.

All we're doing is changing the pipe's diameter

which, of course, then would require us

to change the calibration to match

that larger diameter but it's a simple table

and you're ready to run.

Let's just come back to that one step.

Essentially, for those who aren't really

familiar with the two technologies.

With a mass air flow sensor we've got the advantage.

We are directly measuring

the mass of air entering the engine.

That's one of the key inputs that the ECU

really needs to know in order to calculate fuel

and also ignition advance requirements

whereas with the speed density system

that's favored in the after market,

all of that mass air flow data is kind of calculated.

So there's the ability for some error

to creep in there.

Now it's great you just touched on the size

of the mass air flow sensor or the calibration.

Obviously the original intake system

was never designed for the sort of power you're making now.

So it's as easy as just refitting that same

factory sensor into a larger diameter tube.

Is there any down sides to doing that?

Well one of the major ones that you have to consider

is that by changing the diameter of that pipe,

the sensor's gonna run a lot closer

to it's minimum accuracy limit.

So it's gonna be at a very, very low voltage

or reference mass air flow.

If you don't change your idle speed

of the vehicle, you're gonna start

to run into some trouble.

Especially at these higher altitudes.

In the particular case of this car,

we've bumped up the idle speed

to 12 or 1,300 RPM which is almost

double factory but that allows us

to operate the mass air flow sensor

in it's more accurate range.

For a street car that might be,

perhaps, a slight disadvantage

but in a race application no problem.

No problem at all, yeah.

I just want to go back a little bit

to the turbocharger.

Speaking to one of the technicians before

is a BorgWarner EFR 8374 fitted to the car.

As you mentioned, probably, maybe a little

bit bigger than you'd typically fit

to this engine if you were trying

to make 500 horsepower.

Now I just want to get some information

on what you're doing with boost pressure

as the car climbs the mountain

to maintain a constant actual engine power?

With our specific car, what we're doing

is we're actually increasing the boost pressure,

the target boost pressure as we go up the hill.

By doing that, obviously we're having

to keep the wastegate closed more and more and more.

For us, the key item is safety to not over speed the turbo.

It's one of those things that,

of course, you can buy the EFR now

with a direct speed sensor on the compressor wheel.

In our case we didn't need to do that

because we can, actually, calculate the turbo speed

just based on the pressure pre and post

turbocharger and understanding what

the air flow meter is reading is reading for mass.

We're able to actually calculate

where the turbo speed is.

So basically, we're raising the turbo's

boost pressure as we drive up the hill

but keeping it below that maximum speed line.

So just taking that data, essentially,

you've talked about the pressure ratio there.

That's one axis of the turbocharger's

compressor map and then the mass air flow

is the other axis.

So you've got all that information, you're measuring,

The barometric pressure,

the outlet pressure from the turbocharger

and of course, with the accurately

calibrated mass air flow sensor

you've got the mass flow so that's why

you can pin point exactly what

that critical turbocharger speed is.

Now just one other aspect I want to ask about

is when the car comes back from a practice run

here at Pikes Peak, what are the key elements

that you're looking for in the data

in order to make changes for the next run?

Maybe improve the performance of the car

or at least validate that it's doing

everything that you wanted it to do?

The biggest item that we're always checking, of course,

is what has been the learned value for the fueling.

I mentioned before this car comes

from the factory, I think, with wide band

air fuel ratio sensors and we're utilizing those

in a feedback loop constantly.

Even when we're on at high boost.

The accuracy of the sensor does suffer a bit

in a highly enriched state.

But we, at least, look at that data

to see are we accurately measuring

or monitoring the amount of air going in

and is it coming back as a reasonable value

on the air flow sensor.

Or sorry, the air fuel ratio sensor.

When it comes back we're checking temperatures,

is the engine running hot,

are we getting decent air intake temperatures,

are we having any knock and then,

are we keeping our air fuel ratios in check?

Just coming back to that.

It's interesting because you've,

obviously, we've just discussed the fact

you've fitted that mass air flow sensor

into a larger diameter pipe requiring

that is is recalibrated.

What is the process you're actually

going through for that calibration?

Is it based on those fuel trims?

How close those fuel trims are to zero?

Or are you a little bit more involved than that

with the, actually, flow benching the air flow meter?

Well it can be done a couple of different ways.

And you've, basically, touched on both of them.

You can do it by doing a rough ratio

from the original mass air flow sensor's

diameter pipe to your larger one.

You can scale your table.

That's how we start.

And then yes, we just go and check by actual readings.

How far off are we from our on our

air fuel ratio trims.

It's fairly straightforward.

It's been real interesting James.

Thank you for giving us some insight

into the car and we wish you guys

all the best of luck for Sunday.

Great, thanks very much.

I really appreciate it.

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How to roll UP or Down Mercedes car windows with key | Mercedes Benz c250 | Get Fixed - Duration: 1:03.

This is how you put down all the windows of your Mercedes c250 it's a useful

feature because you don't have to go through a whole process of unlocking the

car door and twisting the key to the on position in order to put down all the

windows instead you can accomplish this with a quick push of a button do not

quote me on this but I do believe all Mercedes o6 enough has the ability to

put down the windows with the key fob you first want to start by going over to

the driver side of your car and locate this sensor adjacent to a car handle

standing about a foot from the car door point the key fob at said sensor and hold

the unlock button for roughly three or five seconds whenever you decide the

window is low enough simply let go the unlock button and you're straight cuh

you're good say you stepped out the car and forgot to put up the windows it's

the same thing if you want to bring all your windows up first close the door and

hold the lock button for roughly three to five seconds everything will

simultaneously close including the sunroof that pretty much wraps it up for

this video guys thank you for watching Bendji D here from Get Fixed I really do

appreciate you being here and I'm out Peace!

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Homemade Fruit and Cream Instant Oatmeal Packets ~ 4 Fruity Flavors ~ Noreen's Kitchen - Duration: 6:58.

Hi everyone, I'm Noreen and welcome to my kitchen today

We're going to continue our instant oatmeal packet craze

And we're going to be making you some fruit and cream versions of the homemade instant oatmeal packets today

We're going to be doing four different fruit versions, and they are delicious, so let's go see how these all come together

All right you saw me make some classic flavors of instant oatmeal packets

I'm using air quotes because we used our

Mason jars our jelly jars to make these up, so we can set them on the shelf today

I'm gonna be making some fruit and cream versions of instant oatmeal packets

Use your air quotes and your mind just vision envision me using those so I have some freeze-dried

Blueberries some peaches bananas and strawberries now. These are all for my food storage and

These bags back here. I purchased individually. I didn't need to buy like a whole case of them, and they're actually really

Economical that way this is one of the everyday sized cans from Auguson farms, and I buy them directly from them

I will put links to everything down below now in our other video

I showed you how to make this base?

Which is oats ground oats mixed together oats and ground-up oats mixed together?

And we've already prepped our jars

so there's a third of a cup of the oatmeal mixture in each jar along with a tablespoon of

Instant whole milk powder and 2 teaspoons each of chia seeds and ground golden flecks

Now the only thing that's left to do is

Add our sweetener, which is going to be?

brown sugar or

White sugar whatever is your preference and this time I'm going to go ahead and use just regular old

granulated sugar and

this just gives it a little bit of a different flavor, so we're gonna add a tablespoon of

that to each jar

You can use coconut sugar you can use Splenda you can use whatever is your sweetener of choice

It's entirely up to you. We already have the milk powder in there, but we're gonna add a tablespoon of

Non-dairy

Creamer in here now you can get organic non-dairy creamer and use that and that's what I have here

And I can leave a link down below to where you can find that and then

We're going to use the fruit of choice. I'm gonna start out here since the strawberries are right here

We're gonna put some of these strawberries in here the best part about

the

Freeze-dried fruit is it crumbles really easy and you can put as little or as much as you like there is the?

Strawberries, then we just some bananas you can mix it up. You can do strawberry banana

It's entirely up to you your imagination is your only limit here. These are some freeze-dried peaches

and then you see how thick these slices, are you can just rehydrate these and use them in a pie or

Just about anything you want

really, beautiful

Does that taste they

Taste like a peach they're like astronaut food, you know and then here are some freeze-dried blueberries

Whoops

Never had a country pillory. We know you have it tastes like a blueberry how about that?

And that's it folks that's how easy it is to make these now you're gonna want to add

two thirds of a cup to a cup of hot water

So you want to boil the water, and then you want to get it in there and then?

Put it in a bowl and mix it all up

and

Then it's gonna rehydrate you're gonna

Give it five minutes and just keep stirring

and

Then the oats and the Chia and the flax are all going to start to absorb that liquid the fruit is gonna start to rehydrate

And plump and you're gonna have a really delicious breakfast ready and waiting to go for you our

fruit and cream versions of our instant oatmeal packets air quotes intended and look at how nice and thick this is ah

beautiful

Rick picked peaches and cream for the money shot so we thought

We'd put a couple of those slices of peaches on top just so you can get the idea

And the best part about these you can put as much or as little fruit in it as you want

You know sometimes those commercial brands don't have a lot of fruit in them, and this is real fruit

And it's just been freeze dried so being able to put that in your own concoction is I think really kind of cool you ready

You can add

Some sugar in here. I only put a tablespoon in there, and this isn't actually very sweet

So you can sweeten this up any way you like do not honey or?

Golden syrup agave nectar you can add a little splash of milk in here if you like it's all up to you

There's the peaches are really really good so when you get one of those peaches. You just bite into it

It's super soft mmm. Mmm. I'm very peachy

Overall these are really delicious, but like I said

You're gonna want to sweeten these probably after you're done. It's really good

So that's how you make a fruit and cream version of instant oatmeal packets at home

You can just put the lids on these make sure you mark them stack them up, and they're ready to go

I hope that you liked today's video if you did please consider giving me a thumbs up

And if you're new to my kitchen welcome, it's always lovely to welcome new friends

Please be sure to hit the subscribe button and if you're already a Triton to remember of the nerine's kitchen family

Please make sure that you hit the bell

Notification button because we don't want any of you to miss out on all the real food for real people

Real easy recipes that we present all the time right here on our YouTube channel and straight from our kitchen

I hope you give these fruit and cream versions of homemade instant oatmeal packets a try

And I hope you love them and until next time. I'll see ya

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First responders fighting mosquitoes while aiding recovery - Duration: 2:04.

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Trip to 100% Totality. | Solar Eclipse 2017 (HD + Subtitles) - Duration: 3:09.

Some people are quiet, some people cheer.

.. literally took my breathe away.

I was chocked up.

I had obviously had tears.

The sun..

.. dancing behind the moon.

It was...

.. spectacular. It was jaw dropping.

I said, "It look like one of the hosts they give you at church..

.. and they've taken a little bite of it." (chuckle)

Update in Arnold, Missouri:

It's getting really weird.

Animals are chirping,

'cause they think it's nighttime.

Look it! Hey a light came on!

*everyone is freaking out*

100%. almost.

Right now!

*gasp.*

Ohhh. myy. GoDdD!

*Bigger gasp*

hOly sH*****T

Oh you're right!

Holy sh*t!

Right, the planet! Right there!

Oh my god, this is crazy!

That's.. insanity.

Oh. my lord.

It's like somebody's turning the lights on.

Woah.

The difference between 99% and 100, makes everything.

Like, that one percent..

That one percent off..

.. made all the difference.

I thought.. I knew it was gonna be..

... Incredible, but...

That was..

.. Unimaginable.

ahh, my camera does not pick this up.

... More spectacular than I thought it was gonna be.

*under her breathe* oh my god.

I can't believe I just witnessed that.

Oh my god.

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Je t'aime, Je t'aime (Alain Resnais, 1968) - Duration: 1:28:50.

- Has he come to? - No.

Want to see him?

Will he live?

All I can say is that he survived the operation.

You shouldn't have bothered. I'd have called you.

Is he dead?

No, but he's still unconscious.

It's been three days.

I wonder if it's still worth while to operate.

If he could be moved...

you could start the experiment immediately.

We'll think about it.

Anyone can be kept alive like that.

- Who knows? - We do.

The experiment will kill him.

We need a healthy man.

There he is.

Do you want to talk to him now?

I'd rather wait.

- Has anyone come to see him? - He doesn't want to see anybody.

Why not pick one of your own men for the experiment?

- You've got volunteers, right? - Several, but we rejected them.

But why him?

He has nothing to lose. That's what we're looking for.

Why not pick a convict? Offer him a pardon.

That's not an option.

Does he have any chances of coming back?

Impossible to predict.

It's the first time we do it with a human being.

I'd like to meet him.

I'll call you. Wait a while.

You forgot your things in the room.

Thanks. I won't need them.

Claude Ridder?

That's me.

Could you spare a minute? Or rather, a day?

We're not policemen. I'm from Crespel Research Center.

Crespel? Never heard of it.

Nobody has.

If you have no other plans, I'd like to take you there.

Is it far?

50 Km. We have a car.

- How's the weather? - Sunny.

Then why not.

- A taxi. - I've got it.

- Want to go by your house? - No, thanks.

Am I the man you're looking for?

For sure.

This is no kidnapping, let's be clear about that.

You'd get no ransom, I have no family.

How's Crespel?

It's a place that doesn't even exist yet.

- Is it picturesque? - Not really.

Are you tired?

I've been asked that same question every hour for the last three weeks.

Are you getting better?

Why so much interest in me?

Can you smoke?

Yes, I'm cured.

Cancer is my only worry.

Are you glad to have survived?

I don't know if I survived.

We're approaching.

- You don't seem to care. - I don't care either way.

What else could happen to me?

And what about something extraordinary?

Like in fairy tales?

You were right, it's not picturesque.

But it's interesting.

- Is this Crespel? - Yes, this is it.

I thought Crespel was a town.

There is one three miles away, but it's not part of Crespel.

The boss will see you now.

- Surprised? - Frankly, yes.

The center has been here for 15 years.

In the region, they think we research agriculture,

but we know nothing about that.

Actually, we study time.

- Have you solved it? - Partly.

And where do I come in?

I have a question, Mr. Ridder, answer it if you like.

Please.

I suppose you had a motive for attempting suicide.

Have you changed your mind?

Perhaps it's time to put the question again.

- For who? - For you.

No, that hasn't changed.

You'd do it again?

I'm the perfect guinea pig, right?

The volunteer who doesn't cling to life.

If I accept, what are my chances of surviving?

100% if you were a mouse.

Let me show you something.

Time passing, no doubt.

I'll have to think about it.

I liked your idea of a city agency...

to distribute time in the city.

- I don't think it would work. - Time would break it down.

I always believed we should analyze a team of novelists...

paid to lay farfetched ideas on paper.

Here are mice A and B.

Have a close look. See any difference?

Don't know. Is one a female and the other a male?

Both are males. But B is a pioneer.

"A" has never been out of the jar.

"B" has traveled in time and lived for one minute in the past.

A hero. When did it happen?

Yesterday. With no ill effects.

How can you be sure it traveled in time?

That's the problem.

We're quite sure about it, but it's hard to talk to a mouse.

Technicians think of everything.

You should have taught it to talk first.

You'll go back exactly one year.

And it'll only last a minute, no more.

What if it kills me?

If you accept our treatment, it won't happen.

Where were you a year ago?

On vacation.

I had an exceptional three month vacation last year.

I was in France, at the Riviera.

Are you sure?

My vacations define my memories.

You'll be in a sort of sphere.

At your return you'll wait four minutes for recovery

Why four?

I'll explain.

Somehow, we can compare it...

to the compensation chamber used by divers.

- Are you interested? - Not much.

Why the past instead of the future? Wouldn't it be more interesting?

I see your point.

This isn't too spectacular,

but for the moment we can go no further.

That's why we start with short trips.

An experience that might not look so interesting.

No heart problems for me? Nothing, not even a little ulcer?

Nothing. You're quite healthy.

See what I mean? Suicide is good for your health.

I'm sure they must have mentioned that you'll have to stay here a few days.

On a diet?

Sort of. Just for four days.

Will I have to sign insurance release before the experiment?

I imagine so.

If the experiment fails, you could say I died at the hospital.

No doubt.

That's clever.

- Was it your first suicide? - Yes.

- With a gun? - Yes.

- I can't picture you with a firearm. - Neither can I.

That's why I missed.

- You aren't afraid? - No.

I've been afraid all my life,

but not now.

- Do you sleep well? - Very well.

- No headaches? - No.

We'll see tomorrow. We have to watch the effects of T. 5.

It doesn't seem to hurt you.

- Now we just have to wait. - Three more days.

What if I stay for years in the past?

It will last exactly 60 seconds. We know because of the mice.

Will I wake up among pirates?

Lie down. We'll close the door.

You'll go back a year, but you'll be back one minute later.

Disappointed?

A bit.

I was expecting a kind of... laboratory.

Something electric.

What if it fails?

Impossible.

You'll be back on September 5, 1966 at 4 p. m.

Why 4 p. m.?

It's our chosen hour. We always send the mice at that time.

- And they've always come back. - So now it's a habit

I never imagined scientists would be superstitious.

Why did you pick me?

Let's say our computer did.

- Out of millions, of course. - Naturally.

- Good day. - Good day.

There's nothing to worry about.

As we increase the dosage, T. 5. will make you sleepier.

I talk in my sleep.

That's also a T.S. effect. And when you wake up?

I feel all right.

Tomorrow, an hour before you enter the sphere...

you'll get a larger dose.

You'll be drugged but perfectly lucid.

Don't worry.

The treatment has prepared you for this stage.

Can I move?

The subject must be totally passive.

But he must be able to remember.

Awake in his sleep.

- Coming? - Later.

Two sea serpents and a few sharks.

That's about all.

- Any good? - Very good.

Did you see many fish?

Two sea serpents and a few sharks.

That's about all.

I don't like those gadgets.

You always say that.

- Any good? - Very good.

Did you see many fish?

Let's go out for dinner.

If you want.

- Coming? - Later.

It couldn't end otherwise.

About 4 months.

You could do other things. How long will you be a shipping clerk?

As long as there are things to be shipped.

I find it curious that you've developed a reputation as a good packer.

I think you could use that energy for something else.

Hold a responsible position.

I hate responsibility.

I felt the same at your age.

Let's go and have some coffee.

- Do you come from a rich family? - Rather.

At your age I had debts.

- Any good? - Very good.

Seen many fish?

2 sea serpents and a few sharks.

We've lost him...

It's the same every time.

- What time did she come? - At 9.

5,000 circulars by this evening, so we all have to work.

And she's done 90!

In four hours?

One envelope per 2 minutes. Some performance.

It's a record. Is she pretty?

Who?

The record-breaker.

- In a way. - In a way?

Send her in.

To the left.

Even your car is a problem.

Shall we stop for lunch later?

If you like.

I don't know.

Something about Catrine bothers me.

Perhaps the fact that she doesn't care for you.

- Are you moody too? - When I have nothing to say, yes.

- What did she do when you met her? - Nothing.

- And now? - Nothing.

That's not much. We'll stop here and get a bite.

Anyhow, he's under the effect of T. 5.

- Seven minutes - He's returned 5 times already.

I feared that transition period.

Why don't we get him out before the four minutes?

Because he could go on like that for weeks.

- We can wait. - If we wait, he'll starve to death.

It's odd to see all this from a heated train.

- Was it cold? - Very cold.

In a few minutes, we'll pass by a town I liberated.

- Just you? - Almost.

There were about 50 of us...

...and a lot of Germans.

Guns don't agree with you.

Never got used to them.

A street might be named after you.

Back then, it didn't seem so much fun.

- Why didn't you come on Wednesday? - I forgot.

Come tonight, both of you.

- Which two? - You and Catrine.

That's a tough one. We separated.

- How long were you two together? - Seven years.

Come alone then.

Aren't you afraid of that dirty wall behind you?

The papers on the table scare me more.

We should decorate your office: paintings, tapestry.

With a big picture, for example...

...of an unpaid bill dated February 17, 1951.

The bookkeeper took out a few commas.

He's an enemy of efficiency.

You have erasers...

...and no pencils?

I hate pencils.

- What about erasers? - No.

They're useless without pencils.

- Hi. - Hi.

Complements to the author, complements to the author...

Not very original...

I don't know her, I don't know what to say.

A swimmer got drowned.

- Is he dead? - He's been dead a long time.

He was a good swimmer,

must have swum for hours before drowning.

- For hours, do you realize that? - Claude.

Be quiet.

You don't need me!

You just need me to be there!

You could have me embalmed in a corner.

But I'm very much alive, I move, I come and go, I see people.

If I couldn't, I'd kill myself.

The more I give you, the worse you get!

I don't think I understand you any longer.

I'm leaving.

I'm leaving tomorrow.

It's 3 p. m.

3 hours to go.

3 minutes ago it was 3 p. m...

In 3 weeks it will still be 3 p. m.

In a century too.

Time passes for everybody, but I'm...

locked up in this room,

time stays static.

Look for your time.

It's 3 p. m. forever.

Hello?

Hello...

I'd like to point out that when you hear the third beep...

it'll be exactly 3 o'clock, 0 minutes, 0 seconds.

- What? - All right.

Tomorrow at the same time, as agreed.

Love to the family.

For 100 million years...

...algae and mollusks...

...and reptiles ruled the earth...

...until this firm was created...

I'm approaching death at full speed.

The earth will spin without me...

And I'm here expressing...

our regrets to a customer...

for the loss of his shipment...

and to say we'll do our best...

Are you ready?

Yes.

- What's a... - What's a mouse doing here?

- Did you say something? - No.

I just saw a mouse.

Had you ever seen a mouse strolling through the beach?

Perhaps it's on vacation.

How did it go?

In a sense, a success.

Let's just say that for the time being we haven't killed him. The rest...

A race against time:

office time against outdoors time.

- Who's winning? - I don't know yet.

She's pretty. She looks like your apartment:

well dressed, modest...

- I despise those things. - I like the way you despise everything.

I love confusion, things that change.

Am I like that?

Not really.

Not at all.

On the contrary, you're... surprising. You're a swamp.

A dark night...

I feel more like wringing your neck than smiling at you,

I feel like sinking slowly into you.

Until I reach the bottom.

I can't imagine Monique outside her showcase.

You smell like the low tide,

as a drowned person, as an octopus.

- Back there, that beach. - This beach is me.

I need you.

I think I needed you from the moment at the office when they told me...

about a girl who hated envelopes...

and the job.

Let's make love.

Right here, on the sand?

I'd run away to a land without nights.

You know something? Your wife has a very nice behind.

Listen, I'll tell you what you're seeing right this moment.

You are by a window, right? Let me see...

Everything is blue: the sky is blue, the sea, the sand, the city...

Everything is blue under the sun.

Many pretty girls have already caught your eye.

I miss you, Claude...

I must say that missing you is quite bothersome.

It never happened before.

I never cared.

I never cared whether people were present or absent.

Maybe there's a white sail somewhere in the distance.

I also see some seagulls spiraling down to the beach.

Are there any seagulls on the Riviera?

They mean rain.

It never rains there.

We're wasting our time, Ridder.

We'll never have those circulars ready for tonight.

And you keep hitting that handle.

- Everything is so beautiful. - It is.

Here, nature does not have that sickening green of the fields.

- Are you coming? - Later.

- What if I was married? - I don't know what I'd done.

I probably wouldn't have cared.

Meeting you was no shock.

Thing was... you were different.

You really looked out place in that office.

So I knew the rest was irrelevant.

- I might not have liked you. - No, that's not possible.

I was so scared that night, when we left the restaurant.

Did you quit your job just to impress me?

Yes, were you impressed?

Not too much. Was the salary any good?

I made a living with it.

You have beautiful eyes, has anyone ever told you that?

- And I want you. - Me too.

See? We are no pioneers.

Shall we answer?

No.

Catrine... I love you.

Do you hear me?

I love you.

It was the only reason.

Long before you died.

And now I'm dead.

I'm cold.

I hear my own words.

It's that drug...

What are my chances of survival?

Ah, yes, 100% if I were a mouse.

So I must be a mouse because I'm alive.

They'll come now...

Still four minutes to wait.

And the mouse? Where's the mouse?

- You're talking nonsense! - So it may seem, no doubt.

Unfortunately, I'm not.

Claude, please stop. You scare me.

That's not my intention.

I killed Catrine in Glasgow two months ago.

We both left without telling anybody and I returned alone.

I don't believe it.

You're right and wrong.

What does that mean?

You're right, I can't kill anybody.

But you're wrong, because I did.

Impossible.

I thought so too.

What can you do?

We won't be moving from here until streetcars are removed.

But nobody can say buses are any better.

Soon cars will be useless.

A tip for your own good, sir:

I recommend you get off and take the tram or you'll miss the train.

Do you have time, sir?

We'll have to sew the cat's eyes.

- What? - We have a cat, right?

- Are psychoses red? - No, the future is red.

And what about psychoses?

I get them mixed up.

You're awake too?

You go to the office in my place.

- I guess I need you. - I'm hard to live with.

I don't want to live with you.

I want to be with you.

Stay with me tonight. No!

Just don't ever leave me.

- I'm afraid... - Afraid?

Yes, I am afraid of losing you.

To find myself alone tomorrow.

To be without you tonight.

If you want, we can spend the night at...

Last time he stayed 1 minute and 29 seconds in the area.

He returned for 4.23 minutes.

And now he's been gone for 3.04 minutes.

He's trapped in that minute, endlessly reliving it.

That gives us the best chance for recovery.

I couldn't stay there.

- You can stay here if you like. - No, I'm going home.

Aren't you sleepy?

She'd be sad if you didn't go.

Sad? She's always sad.

If I'm here, if I'm not...

when she's asleep, when she wakes up...

Sometimes I think she's sadness itself.

You should be used to it, after five years.

Wrong, six. I wonder if I should leave her.

I can't help her, nobody can.

- She needs you. - That doesn't do any good.

Could you leave her?

Probably not.

Sometimes I can't stand it. I feel rusty.

- I once left... - And returned.

Yes, two days later.

She greeted me as if I'd been to the movies, and asked if I had eaten well.

Claude Ridder, you're really fed up.

At that time, she wanted to have a house by the sea,

but she was never sadder that when we went to the Riviera.

Maybe she doesn't like the sun.

She loves the sun. She just can't stop thinking that some day it will be gone.

You can't live with her or without her.

So?

God created earth, then looked at His work and said: "I only hope it spins".

You go to sleep.

I'm not sleepy, really.

- You don't have the skills for the job. - Not particularly, I never write.

This job doesn't suit you.

No job does. Offices make me sick.

- They make you sick? - Yes.

- Do you know how much you've earned this morning? - No.

Exactly 14 francs.

Enough to buy a pack of cigarettes.

Not much, especially because I won't be coming back after lunch.

Did you expect to get rich in a single morning?

How long did you hope to live on this job?

I don't know. Tomorrow.

Well.

Here's what we'll do:

I'll give you the 14 francs I owe you,

And you take me to lunch on that small fortune.

- Why? - Because I don't care.

You never buy anything.

Almost daily, I buy bread, milk, matches,

vegetables, tomatoes, mustard...

- Nothing for yourself. - I don't need anything.

- Buy a new sweater. - I already have two.

Not much, isn't it?

- No visits? - No.

I don't want to see anyone.

Do you mind if we stay up all night?

We usually go to bed very late.

Well, this changes everything.

Hello, how are you today?

- Is it good? - Great.

Something is wrong.

I don't know what time it is.

They didn't give me a watch.

This is just too much!

No watches for time-travel.

I could...

count the seconds...

and calm down.

Four minutes are...

one... two... three...

four... five...

- No. - Why not?

- No. - But, what kind of "no"?

Just "no".

- Why not? - Just because.

Because it's not "yes"?

- Yes. - Ah, but you said "yes".

- But, no. - She can sure say no.

Don't they realize?

I'm here!

You must know it!

I'm back!

I'm here!

No way.

One travels just a few minutes and centuries have passed outside.

The researchers died long ago...

and I'm stuck here...

forgotten.

- One minute. - We'll get him in three minutes.

Oh, there you are! How have you been?

You're on the trip, too.

Are you all right? Did you go far?

They can't get you back either.

We're both in a mess.

Oh, I know who you are.

You're the mouse I saw on the beach. You drew my attention.

From time to time you tour my past.

What would you say if I toured yours?

After all, you see, everything has an explanation.

Everything is reasonable.

You don't have a watch either.

And you don't know how long we've been here, either.

Well, let's move!

This isn't over yet. I gotta get out of here.

I must concentrate.

It's 10:30, you know...

- I feel awful. - Are you sick?

If Catrine were dead, we'd know it.

It is not impossible, it's quite simple. Do you know anything about Catrine?

You've been talking about her for years.

But do you know her? Have you ever seen her?

No, never.

The few people I knew never met her, either.

Haven't seen them for years, they don't even know if I live with her or not.

- It looks like you always hid her. - People bored her.

Did she have any relatives?

No, no cousins, friends, or affections.

No boss, no work. She didn't even pay taxes...

Moreover, she couldn't even go abroad 'cause she didn't have any papers.

So, no one will notice her disappearance.

No, nobody.

People think we've separated, just like you did.

And you left her there?

Why bring her back?

Why are you telling me all this?

Because nobody knows.

See what you do, you let me caress you.

You would readily make love with me.

However, you say you love that man.

I am, you are, he is, we love, you love, they go to bed.

I caress... your knees.

Then your thighs...

Because I feel lonely tonight.

I am lonely.

I'd be delighted if Catrine left me.

I once met a man...

You're not listening to me.

I'm listening to your fingers.

Your face has changed since last week.

Because last week I was sure...

that I'd never write again.

Last year you said exactly the same thing.

I'll show you something you'll like.

- Is it big? - No, it's tiny.

You'll love it precisely because it's so small.

Animal, vegetable, sidereal, mineral?

A blend of all four.

I want to stay with you tonight.

- What's wrong? - I'm terrified.

Don't say "terrified", say "afraid".

Not at all.

What's the difference between 'fear' and 'terror'?

Fear is when you're hot; Terror is when you're cold.

You just slept a couple of hours. You need to sleep.

One of my eyes wants to read and the other one wants to sleep.

You are absolutely...

I don't know what.

But you are really something.

- Now I'm afraid too. - Afraid of what? Death?

Not exactly.

- I'm afraid of not dying. - Well, I never heard that before.

Are you there?

Will you come back late?

Yes, he lives quite far from here.

It's too hot in here.

Come with me.

I called a cab.

Glasgow is too gloomy.

Buy me some oranges.

- You okay? - Yes.

Can't you sleep?

I wanted the light on.

Come. Come closer.

I think simple things are harder to understand.

But you finished your studies.

Yes, but I never paid attention at school.

But you read?

Books don't teach everything.

One day Claude made me believe...

that trams keep balance on the rails...

because the power cables prevent them from capsizing.

I'd never thought of it.

I thought they ran on gasoline.

Okay, this is called "The Martian point of view. "

- Missed him by two minutes. - Two minutes, two months, same thing.

T.5. has worn off now.

Three circulars, at least. We have claims about that.

We have to write a new text for the reminder.

You'll have it next week.

Launch day is the 17th. Let's say 5 days, today is the 22nd...

it should be out by the 25th so we can face the payments.

We haven't yet addressed the subject of how many pages.

Forty more pages won't cost the same.

We need to cut them down. Who's going to do it?

We can't send them before the 17th, anyway.

The B mouse traveled one minute in the past.

A hero! When did this happen?

Yesterday. And he looks okay.

How do you know it really happened?

Well, that's the problem.

If, during the war, someone would have told me I'd be speaking about this...

Where are you going?

I'll go get some cigarettes.

What are you doing here?

What?

What are you doing here?

I couldn't sleep.

I was afraid I'd die.

So I came here.

So in the morning, when you left,

you'd find me dead in the stairway,

or just asleep.

Come with me. Come.

I found myself in the bathroom with a girl I didn't know.

She was very attractive.

Every man's dream.

Nothing happened.

I just washed her the way she asked me to.

- Did you ever see her again? - Several times. In my dreams.

"Dear Sir, we acknowledge receipt of your letter dated the 24th...

"and we are pleased to blah blah.

"We are sad to know that blah blah. We believe that pa pa,

"We assure you that blah blah and we offer our whatyoumacallit.

"We will send it soon.

"We hope it arrives in perfect conditions...

"Accept our sincere apologies.

Yours truly, Claude Ridder. "

I killed Catherine in Glasgow 2 months ago.

He's delayed. We needed it yesterday.

He can work all night.

- How can he work without a pencil? - He never has a pencil.

Does he know we need that text for tomorrow at the most?

He makes mistakes.

He can't even spell "tomorrow".

- It's late. - Isn't he tired?

- And that spot... - Has he seen that spot?

You're right about green and the countryside.

What if a man is allergic to green?

Maybe green corrupts the cells.

That would be strange, huh?

Thousands of scientists invent can openers, detergents...

but not this, that could change everything.

I think that's the secret.

It's so simple nobody thought of it.

We won't eat any salad for a month, to prove it.

If you buy a boat, I'll learn to steer...

If I wasn't sad about this, I'd find another reason by nightfall.

I'm a burden for you.

If I swam in money...

If you were rich, I'm not sure I would have liked you.

I'd have pretended to be poor and disinherited.

I'd have visited your boss every other month...

to see that he gave you some money.

¡A tree!

It's not a tree, it's a bush.

Yes, but trees are less and less frequent.

I pointed out a syringe and you said it didn't count.

A syringe, are you sure?

- Are you sure? - Yes.

Ok, leave the other and take that one.

- Yes, that's better. - I'll tell them.

But the other...

I'm sure I'm not wrong.

It was you who gave me the false papers during the war.

No, I wasn't.

Don't you recognize me? I'm Claude Ridder.

In 1943, my name was Claude Rabois.

You can't possibly know me.

I also had false papers during the war.

You have a calcite.

- Is it serious? - No really.

But you've killed her all the same.

That's 90 francs.

Shall I come back?

- Are you tired? - Yes, I'm exhausted.

- What did you do? - Nothing.

I heard people talk.

- And you? - I didn't say a word.

What did they talk about?

Nothing. I wasn't listening.

- What are you looking for? - Something to eat.

I bought some spinach.

Plants...

I'd like a huge herring.

I can't do anything.

Sometimes I wonder who you are, exactly.

Something blurred...

More and more blurred...

I shrink in water.

You never talk about your writing.

I don't write much.

We can have lunch together if you want.

The scariest thing is that if you killed her, it was the perfect crime.

They're going to close it.

OK, I'll dress.

I like it when you wear all mauve.

Imagine for a moment that God created cats to His image.

- Cats? - Yes, cats.

Thousands of years later, or two hours, I don't know, He created men...

- Men? - Yes.

With the only purpose of serving cats. As their slaves.

- As their slaves? - Yes.

Cats were given lucidity...

and men neurosis and the passion for building and possessing things.

- I see. - No, you don't.

Men were created just for the benefit of cats.

- Do you get it? - Yes, I do.

There you go.

All civilization serves no purpose...

but to feed and give comfort to cats.

- To cats. - Exactly.

That's why men created so many things...

that secure cats' well being:

fishermen, cushions, carpets, radiators...

Maybe even the radio, because cats love music.

I'm glad you've figured out who we are and why we're here.

That had always bothered me.

Me too. You see, all you have to do is think.

Claude!

Look.

What is it?

A beetle.

You've been like that for two hours now. Are you all right?

I'm fine.

Where's the cat?

Did you sleep with her?

- Does it bother you? - Does it amuse you?

You can be very superficial.

I've always dreamed of having a particularly inept employee.

To fire her...

and then run away together.

When I collect on my three months notice, we could go away together.

Anywhere.

And then?

Then we would come back.

We would come back.

- Another coffee? - Yes, thanks.

I would like to know why you picked me for this.

Let's say a computer did.

- Among millions, I suppose. - Of course.

- Good afternoon. - Good afternoon.

Our oldest employee.

Maybe he's the computer who chose me.

This will make him feel good. He needs to cool down.

Can you picture yourself buried in this cold mud all alone?

You could make a cemetery guide. It would be a best seller:

"Luceram Cemetery. One shinbone. Modest, but well located. "

Another one: "Three shinbones. Worth a detour. "

"No shinbone. Avoid".

I'd rather live here than get buried here.

This kind of situation only happens in books.

- And when they happen, you don't take advantage of them. - We'll see.

I don't mean to scare you.

I killed Catrine two months ago in Glasgow.

I went away with her without telling anyone...

and I came back alone.

I don't believe you.

You're right and wrong.

What's that supposed to mean?

You're right, I'm not capable of killing. You're wrong...

because I did it nevertheless.

Impossible.

I thought that as well.

That day in Glasgow was very cold.

Catrine had never traveled so far.

Neither had I.

She didn't like the city, she found it gloomy.

I think I had never seen Catrine so depressed before.

She was completely...

We haven't slept all night.

Tomorrow, I'll be exhausted.

Let's try to catch some sleep.

It's strange to wake up just when I was thinking about sleeping.

She was asleep.

And the strangest thing was that she smiled... in her sleep.

I had never seen her doing that. It was the first time.

She seemed relaxed... happy.

That's how it happened.

I looked at Catrine...

29 minutes.

What shall we do?

And the risk?

We have to try something, because the T.5. no longer works.

Is it you, Claude Ridder?

Yes, it's me.

Wiana went out. She went to the post office.

OK, I'll wait.

Come in, if you want.

We're two girls in the bathroom.

Which one will you prefer? The left one or the right one?

The right one.

Or...

No, the right one.

Bad decision.

I'm Nicole, I arrived yesterday. Do you mind if I take a shower?

You can soap my back while we talk.

What do you do at the office?

Sometimes I think.

I choose an object and I think about it.

Here's a pencil.

I focus and I notice it's a red pencil.

It's red on the outside, but it writes black.

That proves that appearances can be deceptive.

It's a regular pencil. Average size,

the kind we can find anywhere.

It has a point...

as a pencil.

When you push it, it rolls...

as a pencil, obviously.

If held vertically,

it looks like the trunk of a tree, straight and smooth.

In the same sense, it looks like a pencil.

That seems to prove that it's indeed a pencil.

However, I never use pencils.

Why do I have one now?

No doubt because tables are made to hold pencils.

I like your story. Keep drawing.

There are other things besides pencils;

we can think about erasers, almanacs, papers...

She received over 150 complaints...

and she just sat on them.

We were 300 letters behind schedule.

And now?

- Are we up to date? - Even ahead.

Claude told me this morning he responded to a letter...

we haven't received yet.

I'm exhausted. I just slept 3 hours last night.

On top of that, I dreamed I had 100 pages left.

It's going to be a nice day.

At sea one knows these things.

If people are already up...

Everything's ready.

- Is it much? - Quite a lot.

5 whole years.

It will be just a few days.

Even though I make love to other women, I'm still attracted to you.

It hurts that you make love to other women.

I don't know what to tell you.

Do you understand me?

Yes, Claude, I do. That's what makes me sad.

If Prometheus hadn't had his vulture...

Speaking of vultures, I bought chicken for tonight.

I don't know what to do. I can't concentrate on the job.

Walk, I don't know, do something.

What did I do this morning? I stared at the telephone.

What's so special about her?

Nothing, but I want her.

I would do anything.

Even send Catrine to hell.

Well, call her.

I don't have her number.

All I can do is wait.

A kiss?

- Let's stay here. - Fine by me.

- He's all right. - He's all tied up.

Let's stay some more.

That minute runs away, but I chase it.

I concentrate.

I'm in the water. The sun has come down...

Catrine is there, on the beach.

The water is warm...

I swim.

I see the bottom.

I want to take a bath.

Thanks.

I'm sorry I can't speak French.

But I assume you understand English.

Sure.

So, where's Catrine?

Catrine!

- After all... - Yes, after all.

Nothing.

Do you have to go?

I should.

Stay with me.

I can't come up with an excuse every day.

I'll write you an encyclopedia of excuses so you can use them.

You're already late.

Punctually late: never more than an hour.

And rarely less.

You see many fish?

Two sea serpents, some sharks...

Nothing's happening.

Nothing changes.

It's strange.

I'm going to die.

Catrine...

do you see?

You were right.

Catrine...

I'd like to see the mouse.

He's coming back more frequently.

30 seconds since last time.

It's not much.

A storm at 7 a. m. is unusual.

It takes everybody out of their beds.

Who?

God... the workers...

You don't understand... Not today.

You're all blind, luckily for you.

People are afraid, because their lives are hard and discouraging.

At those moments, they need to be told the opposite.

I don't believe it. It won't last.

It all ends rather quickly.

When you feel good, that is frightening.

You know you'll lose everything someday; it's barely bearable.

No matter what, it's unbearable.

Time drags on when you're hungry.

It takes 3 months or 60 years to die...

Strange, isn't it?

One adapts even to cancer.

Choose something.

Carrots are good for the skin.

Spinach for influenza...

And fruits are good for your health.

I think I can't help you.

I wish I hadn't met you.

What happened, happened.

- Something to drink? - I can't, it makes me sleepy.

Have you been here long?

Good morning, how are you?

There you go, now we can work.

We haven't brought all the papers.

Good morning, kitty.

Glad to see you today.

Did she feed you today?

"I must say I don't think she gives me enough food".

Yes, she's a little stingy.

Stingy.

But outside you would eat even less.

"That doesn't mean I should starve in an apartment".

You exaggerate.

"If I don't do it, you won't hear me".

"I don't like her records.

"They're just noise and they all sound alike.

"I had more fun on the streets. I had friends there".

We're your friends. You can talk to us.

"But you're not so clever".

Sophie thinks we are.

What are you reading?

Where did you find this?

- What does that mean, exactly? - I don't know.

It's boring to explain.

I don't give a damn.

Why do you say that?

I don't understand it. It has nothing to do with me.

- And with you? - Nothing.

It's a little silly or a little sad, it depends on how you look at it.

I'm confused.

I love you very much. I love you more than very much.

You don't say "more than very much".

- You can't say it that way. - But you can think it, can't you?

I used to wake up at night.

I hated it.

I stayed awake so as not to wake up.

Now it doesn't happen anymore.

I sleep well until morning.

I sleep well, don't I?

Have you ever thought about killing Catrine?

Many times.

- I believe you. - You do?

I thought of what you said.

I think you said the truth.

You may have killed Catrine without anybody knowing.

And why did I kill her?

To end it all.

To end her suffering.

As you told me,

she had a terminal illness, right?

Periods vary.

There's nothing we can do.

Then he's lost.

We had gone there to meet an author.

We got a room in a little hotel.

It was cold. We turned on the gas heater.

She took sleeping pills.

When I looked at her, she was asleep.

And the strangest thing was that she smiled... in her sleep.

I had never seen her doing that. It was the first time.

She seemed relaxed... happy.

She was no longer afraid.

That's how it happened.

On going out, I noticed the room was very cold.

It was very cold.

I smelled gas...

The heater was off, but the gas was on.

That was all.

I looked at her, smiling in her sleep, and I went out.

When I came back half an hour later, she was dead.

The cops were already there.

Claude, I don't know why you're lying to me.

How is it that you weren't arrested?

They thought it had been an accident.

That simple?

It was an accident.

I lied to see if you'd believe me.

The flame must have died out while I was out.

I came back...

late...

at night...

Much later.

Did she really die there?

Yes.

For a moment I was glad...

It was awful, but I was glad.

It all happened in her sleep, she didn't suffer.

Then I realized she was gone for good,

that I would never see her again.

And I couldn't stand it.

It got worse and worse.

- What's wrong? - Nothing.

George is dead.

George who?

Slovain. He's dead.

I know. He died eight months ago.

You knew?

For eight months.

His wife wrote me shortly after he died.

And you didn't say anything?

You were depressed, so I didn't tell you.

Imagine a man...

who hid all the bad news...

to spare his wife.

He would hire actors to replace...

people who died.

He would buy all the newspapers so she couldn't find any.

He would have to cover the world.

It would cost a lot.

It's ghastly.

What's ghastly?

Everything. Everything is ghastly.

Even when you're with me.

Page 8, first line: put "Evaristo Carriego" in italics.

Same page, ninth line:

you forgot the word "conjugated" after the word "words",

plural.

Page 9 is all right.

Page 10, twelfth line:

"Tlön" is missing the dieresis.

Same page, fourteenth line:

"solipsism" is misspelled. There's no "c" in it.

It looks funny but I'm sure. Page 11 is all right.

Page 12, eighth... no, ninth line:

"visual and tactile. "

It's been more than an hour.

We'll never get him back.

His pulse is slow.

He's lost a lot of blood.

Can we move him?

Call the hospital. Hurry.

We'll have to check all our figures.

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Lily Pad Crochet Pattern Tutorial - Duration: 17:45.

In this series I'll be showing you how to crochet these two frogs, the dancing

and diving frog, the lily pads and lilies. For the lily pads you'll need green

cotton or wool for the lily pads. For the Lilies any color you'd prefer, and I also

used a bead for the center of the lily. Now we'll start with the lily pads. The

small lily pad we work two rows and for the larger lily pad we just add another

two rows. We start with a magic loop, as if we're doing a chain but pull it loose,

and then work four chain. Into the circle we'll work one treble, which is yarn

around the hook twice, in through the circle and pick up a loop, yarn around

through two, yarn around through two, and yarn around through two. Now we're going

to work six double crochet, so a double crochet is yarn around your hook into the

circle and pick up a loop, yarn around through two loops, and yarn around

through two loops. So five more double crochet.

Now we're going to work three treble.

Now six more double crochet,

and two treble.

And then we join with a slip stitch in the fourth chain, and pull the

tail to make our circle as small as possible. For row two we're going to work

four chain,

and a treble into the same place as the chain. Into the next stitch we'll work two

treble.

And then we'll work two double crochet into each of the next six double

crochet.

Now we're going to work two treble into each of the next three treble.

And then two double crochet into each of the next six double crochet.

Now we'll work two treble into the next stitch,

but we don't join. That's our small lily pad.

So we'd fasten it off there. I'm going to continue on to make a large lily pad.

So I'll do the first two rows the same as the small lily pad. And for row

three, I start with three chain and turn, and I'm going to work a double

crochet in the same stitch, and then one double crochet into each of the next two

stitches, and then two double crochet in the following stitch. I'm going to repeat

that all the way around, so one double crochet into each of the next two

stitches,

and then two double crochet into the following stitch.

So I'll work that around and I'll come back and show you the final row. Now

that row is finished so now I'm going to work one chain and turn and I'm going to

work one single crochet in each stitch around just to neaten it a bit and so

I've got the right side up.

Just like that. So I'll do that and I'll be back to show you how to do

the waterlily. Now that's what our two lily pads will look like once

they're ironed. For our water lily we start with the magic loop and work

one chain. Into our circle we work six single crochet,

and then pull the circle tight, and slip stitch into the chain.

Now we work nine chain,

and then we slip stitch into the next single crochet, and then nine chain,

and then slip stitch into the following single crochet, and just work

nine chain around, slip stitching into the next double crochet.

and then you slip stitch into the base of the first. Now I normally end up

with seven petals I have again which is good. Now I slip stitch into this

stitch here, just in there.

And then I work seven chain, and then I slip stitch into the top of the next

stitch just under where we slip stitched,

just in there, to the top part of the single crochet. That will make our petal stick

up.

And I do that all the way around, seven chain for the petal,

and then slip stitch.

Once I get around to the beginning of the row, I slip stitch into the first, near the

first petal and fasten off.

That's our waterlily. The bottom row, the first row will sit out, and these ones

the second row, will sit up like that.

So I'll end it off and I'll come back and we'll attach it to the lily pad. Now

to attach my water lily to the lily pad, I'm going to use a bead.

So I'll just stitch the bead on

through both layers, through the water lily and the lily pad.

I need to have a fine needle to fit through the bead.

Now there's our water lilies done. If you enjoyed my video please like, subscribe,

and share. Thank you for watching. I'll see you next time. Bye.

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